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Thomas White Who’s Crazy (1966)
‘Accompanied by a frenetic original soundtrack by the great Ornette Coleman, insane asylum inmates escape their confinement and hole up in a deserted Belgian farmhouse, where they cook large quantities of eggs and condemn one of their own in an impromptu court. The actors don’t have much need for words when they can dance around, light things on fire, and drip hot wax on each other instead. Ornette Coleman and the other members of his trio – David Izenzon and Charles Moffett – recorded their score for WHO’S CRAZY? in one go while the film was projected for them, and the result feels like a bizarre silent film with the greatest possible accompaniment. The soundtrack also features a young Marianne Faithfull singing what are probably her most experimental riffs – written for her especially by Ornette – as she asks, “Is God man? Is man God?” in an original track titled “Sadness.” WHO’S CRAZY? was long thought to be lost by jazz-on-film scholars and the Library of Congress. In early 2015, the only surviving copy of the film, a 35mm print struck for the film’s debut at Cannes in 1966, was salvaged from director Thomas White’s garage after sitting on a shelf there for decades. Ornette’s soundtrack exists as a hard-to-find LP, but audiences have never before had the opportunity to see what Ornette saw when he composed it. The cast consists of actors from New York’s experimental theater troupe, the Living Theatre, who also performed in Shirley Clarke’s THE CONNECTION.‘ — Grand Motel

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Teinosuke Kinugasa A Page of Madness (1926)
‘Though the synopsis of the plot doesn’t really do justice to the movie — a retired sailor who works at an insane asylum to care after his wife who tried to kill their child — the visual audacity of Page is still startling today. The opening sequence rhythmically cuts between shots of a torrential downpour and gushing water before dissolving into a hallucinatorily odd scene of a young woman in a rhomboid headdress dancing in front of a massive spinning ball. The woman is, of course, an inmate at the asylum dressed in rags. As her dance becomes more and more frenzied, the film cuts faster and faster, using superimpositions, spinning cameras and just about every other trick in the book. While Kinugasa was clearly influenced by The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari, which also visualizes the inner world of the insane, the movie is also reminiscent of the works of French avant-garde filmmakers like Abel Gance, Russian montage masters like Sergei Eisenstein and, in particular, the subjective camerawork of F. W. Murnau in Der Letzte Mann. Kinugasa incorporated all of these influences seamlessly, creating an exhilarating, disturbing and ultimately sad tour de force of filmmaking. The great Japanese film critic Akira Iwasaki called the movie “the first film-like film born in Japan.”’ — Open Culture

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George Barry Death Bed: The Bed That Eats (1977)
‘In 1972, some guy named George Barry got a camera and some film. What happened was Death Bed: The Bed That Eats. An incredibly bizarre mix of horror, sexploitation, avant-garde technique and arthouse, Death Bed was shot in 1972 but a print wasn’t struck until 1977. It then disappeared. before being rediscovered in 2003 and released on DVD, it gained a cult following when bootlegs made from a rare UK VHS/Betamax copy of the film began circulating. Director George Barry reportedly forgot about the film before he came across said bootleg found on a horror movie forum.’ — collaged

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Standish Lauder Necrology (1969)
‘Lauder’s film is a continuous shot of the anonymous faces of evening commuters in New York’s Grand Central Station. The film was made with a stationary camera pointed at a down escalator, and then the film was run backward, creating an effect of expressionless faces rising towards the heavens. Legendary filmmaker Jonas Mekas remarked of Necrology, “It is one of the strongest and grimmest comments upon the contemporary society that cinema has produced.”’ — Andris Damburs

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Helge Schneider 00 Schneider – Jagd auf Nihil Baxter (1994)
‘The funny clown Bratislav Metulskie is found dead in circus “Apollo”. The retired commissioner 00 Schneider is asked to assume control of the case. Schneider and his aged sidekick Korschgen investigate to find the murderer. Nihil Baxter, a passionate art collector who is a little nuts and does not cultivate social contacts at all. Commissioner Schneider investigates at the circus and pays Baxter a visit. Baxter makes up an alibi and claims that he was working on a painting when the murder took place. The Sidekick Korschgen finds out that the picture is an imitation. When Baxter tries to escape to Rio by plane after he stole a sculpture from the practice of Dr. Hasenbein 00 Schneider and his sidekick are also on board. As they are incognito they are able to arrest the criminal with the help of the world famous “sniffer dog nose” pilot.’ — collaged

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Dušan Makavejev Innocence Unprotected (1968)
‘“Narrative structure is prison; it is tradition; it is a lie; it is a formula that is imposed,” Dušan Makavejev once said. The Serbian filmmaker, who rose to cinematic fame or infamy (depending on who you ask) in Communist Yugoslavia in the sixties and early seventies, believed in breaking all the rules. Through collage and juxtaposition, Buñuelian absurdity and sexual confrontation, Makavejev freed narrative cinema from all oppressive norms. This utterly unclassifiable film is one of Makavejev’s most freewheeling farces, assembled from the “lost” footage of the first Serbian talkie, a silly melodrama titled Innocence Unprotected, made during the Nazi occupation; contemporary interviews with the megaman who made it and other crew members; and images of the World War II destruction, and subsequent rebuilding, of Belgrade. And at its center is a (real-life) character you won’t soon forget: Dragoljub Aleksic, an acrobat, locksmith, and Houdini-style escape artist whom Makavejev uses as the absurd and wondrous basis for a look back at his country’s tumultuous recent history.’ — The Criterion Collection

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Oliver Herrmann One Night, One Life (1999)
‘Oliver Herrmann was quickly proving to be an artist of provocative potential after creating the innovative short films Dichterlieb (2000), One Night, One Life (2002), and Le Sacre du Printemps (released 2004). Tragically, Herrmann’s life and career were cut short when he died of a diabetic stroke at the age of 40 in 2003. Herrman’s film of Arnold Shoenberg’s “Pierrot Lunaire,” is conducted by modern music specialist Pierre Boulez and starring Schäfer. A bit of history may be needed for Schoenberg’s atonal, expressionist melodrama. Set to Albert Giraud’s text, the poems, usually spoken by a soprano, are delivered in “Sprechgesang” (spoken singing). Upon its 1912 premiere, “Pierrot Lunaire” predictably offended the traditionalists. Much publicity was made about it, mostly bad, but at least this was a period when new music and new composers actually grabbed headlines. As late as the 1970s, conservative NY Times music critic Harold C. Schonberg claimed that “Pierrot Lunaire”‘s’ failure to enter the standard repertoire was an indictment of contemporary music. Yet, the 21st century has (somewhat) rendered Schonberg’s assessment as premature. If not quite part of the daily repertoire diet, “Lunaire” is extensively recorded and performed. One might envision it someday becoming as commonplace as Beethoven. However, together, Herrmann, Boulez, and Schäfer produce a commendable effort to rectify its potentially harmful respectability. The proof is in the pudding as far as music forum reviews go, with the hopelessly puritan music fans expressing outrage towards Herrmann’s blasphemous filming of music that was labeled blasphemous in 1912.’ — Alfred Eaker, 366 Weird Movies

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Mauricio Kagel Hallelujah (1969)
‘Mauricio Kagel spent nearly the entirety of his career in Germany – arriving in 1957 at the age of 26, and remaining more or less for the rest of his life. He was born and raised in Argentina – the son of two Russian Jews who had fled persecution in the pogroms in 1920. Though nearly his entire body of work was made in Europe, it is filled with a spirit distinct to Latin America – one which embraces risk, metaphor, absurdity, and humor far more than its international counterparts. With his peers Karlheinz Stockhausen, Luciano Berio, Iannis Xenakis, and György Ligeti, Kagel occupies a significant place within the cannon of 20th Century avant-garde Classical Music. The convenient overlooking of the fact that he was not European, assertively housing him within that tradition – over Latin America’s, indicates a larger condition favoring a single narrative, while neglecting others. It is in effect, a strange twist on cultural appropriation. Kagel produced roughly a film a year for his entire career. That he managed to produce anything else, particularity in the face of their ambition, is an astounding testament to how ambitious and prolific he was. A friend recently reminded me of a different era in the life of these films. He had first obtained them as a dub from Helen Mirra, who had dubbed them from Jim O’Rourke. There was a moment when they were quite obscure, and passed from hand to hand. It’s wonderful that we now live in a world – the result of things like Youtube, which has returned them to the life which the composer would have preferred – available to all.’ — The Criterion Collection

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Mamoru Oshii Angel’s Egg (1985)
‘When people talk about something as having multiple interpretations, there’s almost always one “master” interpretation of the material that bubbles to the top and gets stuck there. The more movies and shows I watch, even those not designed to be an open-ended viewing experience, the more I feel it’s best to leave all such theories out of the picture until you’ve formed an outlook of your own. A movie should be a viewing experience first and a theory-forming exercise second, doubly so if the first viewing yields up not a storyline or even a theory, but a mood. Mamoru Oshii’s Angel’s Egg is so heavily charged with meaning and symbolism, it practically dares you to make something of it. It seems foolish to write about the film without producing something akin to the I-think-this-means-that essays that swirled in the wake of Stanley Kubrick’s equally enigmatic 2001: a space odyssey. Surely the whole point of talking about a movie this heavily symbolic is to talk symbolism, right?’ — Ganriki

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Gian Carlo Menotti Help, Help, the Globolinks! (1969)
‘In this children’s opera, the world has been invaded by bizarre alien creatures named Globolinks, who are allergic to music. A bus full of children returning to boarding school breaks down in the middle of a lonely forest, and the students are surrounded by the alien creatures. Meanwhile, back at the school, the headmaster is infected by one of the aliens, meaning that he will soon turn into a Globolink himself. A children’s opera about music-loathing aliens is lready presumptively pretty weird. But when the opera is made in 1968, at the height of the psychedelic sixties, and utilizes all the camera tricks, distorted electronic noises, and bizarre set designs Summer of Love filmmakers developed in an attempt to mimic the disorienting effects of LSD, there’s no more need for the presumption–we’re definitely caught in a very weird nook of film.’ — G. Smalley, 366 Weird Movies

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Pat O’Neill Water and Power (1989)
‘Water and Power is one of the most significant experimental films to come out of the 1980s, winning a Sundance Grand Jury Prize in1990 and being selected to the National Film Registry of the Library of Congress in 2008. Requiring almost a decade of work, the film is a true city symphony to the Los Angeles Basin. Like Roman Polanski’s Chinatown, the core focus of the film is the relationship of water, in all its forms, to the duplicitous undercurrents of this desert town. O’Neill implies a history of a frontier town, superimposing text and surrealist vignettes over wide vistas of the urban streets of LA and the landscape of Owens Valley, a main water source for the downtown area that is becoming increasingly sucked dry. The size and resolution of the 35mm film image provides a massive canvas for O’Neill’s incredibly precise optical printing work. The baselines for many of his compositions are time-lapsed landscapes, shot on a motion-control camera that allows precise movements to be duplicated in other locales. On top of these, O’Neill layers hi-contrast, ghostly figures performing surrealistic repetitive actions in a derelict downtown office, drawing historical and metaphoric parallels to the landscape being shown. The images are sutured together under the spell of George Lockwood’s beautiful sound design, layering snippets from B-movies, sound effects and a plethora of musical genres over the visual field.’ — aafimfest.org

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Věra Chytilová Les Petites Marguerites (1966)
‘The unconventional Les Petites Marguerites (aka “Daisies”) was the product of an unconventional filmmaker. A former philosophy and architecture student, Chytilová enrolled at FAMU in 1957, the only female in her class. There she discovered a love for improvisation, nonprofessional actors, and cinema verité—anything that rejected the idea of film as an exact science. Daisies incorporates all this and more in a wildly experimental narrative that is considered the movement’s singular feminist statement. Although Chytilová has denied that it was her intention to make a feminist film per se, it’s easy to see why decades of scholarship has made this assertion. The two teenage protagonists, Marie I and Marie II (Jitka Cerhová and Ivana Karbanová, neither of whom had any acting experience), refuse to play by the rules of the patriarchal culture around them, spending the film’s seventy-odd (very odd) minutes tearing up the world: exploiting weak-willed older men, consuming enormous amounts of food and drink, wreaking inebriated havoc, and finally descending into pure annihilation. In one of the film’s most famous sequences, they gleefully cut up a succession of phallic objects (bananas, sausages, bread rolls) with scissors. Chytilová ensures that something unexpected occurs in virtually every shot and edit, juxtaposing images with dissonant sounds, abruptly changing color filters within scenes, and fragmenting many sequences through unmotivated montage.’ — Michael Koresky

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Shozin Fukui 964 Pinocchio (1991)
‘Pinocchio 964 is a memory-wiped sex slave who is thrown out by his owners for failure to maintain an erection. It is unclear in what ways he has been modified beyond having no memory and being unable to communicate. He is discovered by Himiko while wandering aimlessly through the city. Himiko has also been memory-wiped, possibly by the same company that produced Pinocchio, but she is fully functional. Himiko spends her days drawing maps of the city, to aid other memory-wiped people. Himiko takes Pinocchio home and tries to teach him to speak. After much effort he has a breakthrough and finally becomes aware of his situation. At this point his body erupts in an inexplicable metamorphosis and it becomes clear that his modifications were much more involved and esoteric than simple memory loss. Himiko also begins to transform, though in a much more subtle manner.’ — letterboxd.com

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Willard Maas Geography Of The Body (1943)
‘Extreme close-ups of nude male and female bodies, taken through a magnifying glass bought at a dime store, are combined with a surrealist text written and read by poet George Barker. The poem, in Barker’s deadpan reading, comments humorously on the body parts, which are photographed in such tiny detail that they appear as landscapes. Geography of the Body was the first widely distributed underground art film, and was a regular fixture of the campus art film circuit for years. Although by the year 2000 it appears as a relatively quaint antique (and is in serious need of preservation assistance), Geography of the Body was easily as influential in its day as Maya Deren and Alexander Hammid’s Meshes of the Afternoon, made the same year.’ — Ubu

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Djouhra Abouda and Alain Bonnamy Ali in Wonderland (1976)
‘Miraculously blending styles of militant polemical and experimental essay filmmaking, ALI IN WONDERLAND speaks to the struggle of Maghrebi workers in Paris in the 1970s. Djouhra Abouda and Alain Bonnamy made the film in their twenties, as participants of the Centre Universitaire de Vincennes – a leftist cinema collective formed in the aftermath of the May 1968 uprisings. Fully living up to their stated intention to imbue images “like blows of the fist” upon the film’s viewers, Abouda and Bonnamy paint a visceral and unforgettable portrait of migrant exploitation as it manifests (whether in history or today) in western urban capitals – essential viewing alongside Spectacle favorites like Sidney Sokhona’s NATIONALITE: IMMIGRE and Madubuko Diakite’s THE INVISIBLE PEOPLE. Formally playful yet ferociously political, ALI IN WONDERLAND is among the most important Francophone films of the (increasingly so-called) postcolonial era, yet has been unavailable to see for decades.’ — Spectacle

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Juraj Herz The Cremator (1969)
‘In this mesmerizing, avant-garde Gothic horror film, a funerary specialist becomes obsessed with what he believes to be the nobility of his calling, with terrifyingly tragic and bizarre results. The production design is crisp and symmetrical. Stanislav Milota’s stunning black and white cinematography is haunting and beautiful. It features successions of extreme closeups that emphasize the slightly grotesque and disturbing features of the biological condition. Milota’s use of black and white film stock’s enhanced tonal range is artfully employed to focus attention on rich textures and multitudes of shades. This gives The Cremator a uniquely unsettling dreamlike quality. The musical score by Zdenek Liska is alluring, phantasmic, and aesthetically intriguing. Viewing The Cremator is akin to experiencing a nightmare that one is reluctant to wake from.’ — Pamela de Graff, 366 Weird Movies

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Jean Rollin The Iron Rose (1973)
‘THE IRON ROSE is a haunting experience – a macabre tone poem about youth and age, love and nihilism, nostalgia and superstition, and, above all, life and death. Francoise Pascal (There’s a Girl in My Soup) and Hugues Quester (Three Colors: Blue) go on a metaphysical, Orpheus-like journey inside an ancient, all-but-abandoned graveyard but, as night falls, they cannot find their way out. As Quester’s nihilism crumbles to impatience and terror, Pascal transfers her disappointed passion for him to the cemetery itself and becomes jubilantly (and dangerously) attuned to its dead. Pascal gives a remarkably intuitive performance, at times so spontaneous in spirit, one cannot imagine how parts of it were ever scripted. The cemetery itself is analogous to Rollin’s love for all things antiquarian, including the old train station and the nearly moribund city of Amiens. If Orson Welles was correct when he estimated that a film could only be considered good to the extent it represented the artist who made it, THE IRON ROSE is Jean Rollin’s first authentic masterpiece.’ — Tim Lucas

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Jay Schlossberg-Cohen Night Train to Terror (1985)
‘God and Satan are riding on a train at midnight. Looking out the window, they watch three stories, and debate the eternal fate of the protagonists. All the while, a teen pop/rock band is acting out a music video in a nearby compartment. Inspired by the box-office success of horror anthology movies like Creepshow (1982) and Twilight Zone: The Movie (1983), Night Train to Terror tries to hop a ride on the omnibus gravy train. Rather than shoot new stories specifically for this movie, however, the producers decided to save time and money by cutting unreleased full-length features they already owned the rights to into twenty-five minute segments. Needless to say, the results of this hacksaw editing, which consistently sacrifices narrative for nudity and gore scenes, are incoherent. The expository sequences with a hammy God (“I shed my mercy on them, as I do the gentle rain”) and hammier Satan (“there is no evil so vile which man will plunge himself into”) on a cosmic train judging the characters adds an additional layer of bizarreness. But, it’s the upbeat teen New Wave band shooting a music video in the next train compartment that sends the movie off the tracks and plunging into a void of pure weirdness.’ — G. Smalley, 366 Weird Movies

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p.s. Hey. Years ago Terry Ratchett, who’s a reader of this blog, made a post showcasing some relatively obscure avant-garde films, and he has returned with a sequel. You must know of my love for experimental film by now, so, naturally, I’m thrilled and grateful, and here’s hoping the blog has managed to draw you into an interest in such films, if you weren’t into them already, and that you’ll be pleased to some degree as well. Please say something to Terry today or at least thank him for his generous efforts, and, of course, thank you a lot, Terry, from yours truly. ** CAUTIVOS, Hi. I read a book of stories by Adam Haslett called ‘You Are Not a Stranger Here’, which I liked, but that’s all I’ve read by him. What’s the book of his you liked so much? In Paris, everything’s pretty expensive, but not as expensive as in Los Angeles, yow. ** Sypha, Hi, James. Thanks for the list. We have a few commonalities. I really need to start the habit of reading Snuggly’s output. I’m massively far behind re: them and theirs. HNY! ** ellie, Hey. If I notice someone geeking out, I’ll definitely up to him or or them and say hi. Luckily Theo’s on Facebook too, which is my only social media, so I get to follow his trajectory there. I haven’t heard the new Galas yet. Um, no, I can’t precisely remember my Genet diss. I think it was at a time when I thought his work was too narcissistic and fussy, but I don’t feel that way anymore. The new film is about a family who builds a haunted house attraction in their home which occasions a bunch of scary, tragic, funny things. Ooh, guro with code aesthetics? Those seem like magic words to me. De-mush your brain, although it didn’t seem mushy in your comment. Thanks for the link! Everyone, Here’s a new thing by the mega talented ellie for your to read and absorb called ‘TEDDY (ANATHEMA PRODUCTION LINE). Hit it! Cool title! ** _Black_Acrylic, HNY to you, B! My NYE was a nothing other than being woken up at the appropriate point by people in my building counting down in French at the tops of their lungs. ** Misanthrope, Belated HBD to that rapscallion David. Dude, I knew absolutely zip about American football when I lived in the States too. HNY to you, bro. Seems like a possible goodie so far. ** alex, Hi, alex. It sounds like we’re on the same writing page, yes. I tend to spend at least 80% of my time revising and editing, which is easily my favorite part. Meet Derek if you can. He’s amazing and a total sweetie. No, ‘United States …’ has sound, but it’s all just the natural sounds, no dialogue or anything, although I think you hear what’s on a radio in a couple of scenes. I still haven’t seen ‘Crimes of the Future’ for no real reason. Just a total oversight that I need to correct. Bresson, my personal god! I’m obviously thrilled that you’re watching all of his films. Amazing. I love ‘Four Nights…’. It’s his funniest film, not that it’s not mostly other things. I spent a whole evening some years ago talking with the guy who played the main character in the film. A real life’s highlight. In real life, he’s a physicist. Yeah, I have friends who also have violent dreams. It’s just kind of strange because I don’t think I’m a particularly stressed out or secretly tortured person or anything, But who really knows. Meditation seems like a really good daily must-do. I’ve tried a few times, but I could never get my mind to stop racing all over the place. Drat. ** Philip Hopbell, Hi, Philip! A very happy New Year to you too! Yeah, I’m still here doing this crazy thing. Surprises me too. 14 weeks in Paris? Why? Or well, why not? If our times here align, hit me up and let’s have a coffee or something. Take care. ** Ian, My total and great pleasure, man. I hope you’re greatly enjoying the stay at home stint. ** Nick., Hey, Nick, happy ultra-fresh 2023! It was just a normal day for me. No big. I’m pretty shy too. I’ve just learned how to fake not being shy because of the public stuff I have to do. Being shy and obsessive at the same is probably a lifesaver. Mm, yeah, tell me more specifics about that boy if and when you want, but, in general, honestly, using the power of the frenzy as fuel for writing is my go-to survival method. It doesn’t necessarily solve the problem, but at least you can get something valuable out of it that way? Is your year starting excitingly? ** h now j, Hey! HNY to you too! Thank you so much! The blog is going to be on- and offline soon for a while while I’m making the but film, but hopefully your visit will line up. Best of luck with everything you have and want to do. ** Robert, Hi, Robert! Good to see you! HNY!!! I missed the fireworks but they looked like they must’ve been pretty okay based on the youtube clips. Hugs. ** Paul Curran, Great, big, massive, voluminous, seething New Year to you and yours, Paul! ** ShadeoutMapes:O, Hi! Excited for your book poems in progress. And two Dead poems only increases that. How did your script work go or how is it still going? A possum? Wow. Here in Paris the only other species visitors are pigeons or rats. ‘Watamote’ sounds familiar. I’ll check. Oh, I don’t really remember how I got into to manga, to be honest. I think a friend must’ve either leant me a manga or given me one as a gift or something. Being not especially talkative and overly sensitive and kind of a hermit only helps when you’re a writer, trust me. You know what they say: an interesting person is a question. You don’t have to ask. ** Nick Hudson, Hi, Nick! I’m psyched to get through all the work still ahead and actually make the film. HNY! That’s funny, while you were watching ‘Nostalghia’, I was watching Hollis Frampton’s ‘Nostalgia’. What were the odds. Everyone, the superb and increasingly legendary musical artist and writer Nick Hudson wrote a thing on his blog about 2022 that I think you probably would like to read. It’s here. Sure, send your novel, thank you! Big warning, though: My brain is consumed by all the things Zac and I need to do to get ready to shoot our film and then the shoot will immediately take over, so I’m going to need to be about 90% output and 10% input until mid-April, so it will undoubtedly take me quite a while read the novel. But if that’s okay, yes, and thank you again. My next days are just film stuff: working on the budget, trying to find a DP and related crew, organising performer auditions, etc. etc. No huge fun, but utterly necessary. Enjoy the traveling and land home safely. ** Steve Erickson, Hi. Promising next weekend you have there. I don’t remember the ‘Jar or Flies’ album in particular. I do think their kind of guitar-borne Gregorian Chant vibe thing was definitely one of the most interesting manifestations of the grunge area. ** Dominik, Hi!!! Ha ha, you too! Yeah, I agree on the reality show front. Can you believe that I’ve never watched ‘Drag Race’? Something about it has always made me suspicious, I’m not really sure what. You always see the same escort/slave linguistic highlights that I do! Maybe you should guest edit one of those posts, ha ha. Before you say yes you should probably say no because they’re actually a ridiculous amount of work. Love ordering your bed not to eat you, G. ** Bill, Agreed! Nope, skipped the fireworks. I like fireworks probably more than the next person, but I guess I like my sleep cycles more. I watched the documentary about King Crimson (pretty interesting) and ate a chunk of very dark chocolate and, like you, hit the sack. Happiest 2023, buddy! ** Right. Please enjoy Terry’s film program, and I will see you tomorrow.

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InThisEconomy, 20
20 year old barista here to fulfil my following fantasies:

1. Bring me baked goods with your cum baked into them or cupcakes pulled or frosted with cum watch me eat them in public.

2. Go to a restaurant you take my meal to the bathroom cum, piss, sit on, spit in, do whatever to my meal and make me eat it. For extra thrill do it under the table. Anonymous part: I say a time and place we both eat at the restaurant you know who I am I don’t know you. I leave to go to the bathroom you mess with my food I come back and I eat it not knowing who or what happened

3. Public bathroom. We meet in adjacent stalls you make me strip down and slide you my clothes. I am forced to complete 5 tasks in the stall then I get my clothes back. Maybe you swap my clothes and give me something sexy, tight, kinky, or feminizing. What tasks will you make me do in the stall?

4. You control my hygiene. The only toothpaste, shampoo, soap I am allowed to use is your cum. You fill a cologne bottle with piss and I must use it each day before leaving. You control when I shower and shave the little bit of body hair I grow. Maybe you cum in my armpits every morning since I’m not allowed to use deodorant.

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realwillie – Dec 19, 2022
something about art

FuckYeah – Dec 14, 2022
Doing #2 makes his small dick press against his pants very hard with arousal.

InThisEconomy (Owner) – Dec 12, 2022
On balance, perhaps.

Redshark – Dec 12, 2022
Number 4 is your favorite, no?

 

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peacefulwilderness, 22
i sick, help me?

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peacefulwilderness (Owner) – Dec 3, 2022
i different now because i sick now

HE_STEAL_FROM_PEOPLE – Dec 3, 2022
I have no reason to dent anyone image as I’m only here to protect other before meet this guy,this guy in this profile is a desperate theif, he will steal everything you have if you meet him and note that he might go as far as drugging you if he didn’t get his way, if you use the shower just know all your stuff are gone. I’m only here to protect others from meeting him unless you want to regret it or get drugged.

 

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eye_sore, 18
Hello out there. I’m a 46 year old single mother of a one living in New York City.
I’m an artist – a photographer, to be exact, and an aesthete in general, seeking conversations with other aesthetes and intellectual types who would be curious to dive deep and learn all about my life.
I welcome an interview, but for the love of all that is holy, please be able to form grammatically correct sentences.
We can start with the basics of my life and then move into more personal areas. When we get there, it’s important that you be comfortable discussing:
incest (I have a longterm sexual relation with my 18 year old son)
scat (I eat his shit and sell it to gay shit eaters)
heavy torture/gore (My son is an insatiable masochist)

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eye_sore (Owner) – Dec 9, 2022
Both have their merits but I lean towards the former.

KQM – Dec 9, 2022
Nitsch or Salo ? Which one inspired you , if none then which of the two do you enjoy the more (artistically talking) ?

 

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SchoolboyFor, 18
What do I want? I want a strict sir to give me a schoolboy life. I’m small and look young and in uniform can pass as a 13 year old. I want a sir to make me wear uniform, do school work, PE, give general discipline. Introduce me to others in public as a 13 year old boy. Nudity is fine. But no sex please! I am a schoolboy!

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_NoFab_ – Dec 17, 2022
Meet me at The Betjeman Arms pub on Euston Rd near Pancras at 3:30 pm today I have a secret to confide to you.

WolfByTheOcean – Dec 16, 2022
If anyone wants to go round and piss on him then just msg me I’ll give you his address.

SchoolboyFor (Owner) – Dec 11, 2022
I get told I’m cute a lot then when they find out I don’t have sex they say what a waste and how gutted they are… Please don’t be that guy, it’s not exactly pleasant.

 

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Meat4Sadist, 18
I slipped drugs in this prickteasing teen’s Diet Coke and have him tied up in Ventura California.

I want sell him into sex slavery!

I want his life ruined!

Only for real extreme dangerous men!

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Meat4Sadist (Owner) – Dec 3, 2022
Never mind, he finally put out. I paid him to keep his mouth shut and we’re good.

Looking4me – Dec 2, 2022
I think you’re looking for me.

thafinemf – Dec 2, 2022
Experienced snuffplay master that possibly would like to progress to the real thing. I’m seeing if this act would suit me so I’d like to acquire your meat for a trial period to get to know me a little bit better before making the big decision. Message me and we can sort out details, at the moment I’m thinking sometime in January.

 

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RapeDamien, 21
First of all: sorry to all. I have trust issues but I am never going to delete my profile ever again.

I chronically crave being used as nothing but a means to an end. My ideal would have to be being bound to a bed, given a safe word that sounds similar to “harder” and then being gagged, so when I attempt to say the safe word what you and maybe even your friends hear is me asking you to go harder, until I have to give in to what’s going on, and take whatever’s dished.

I just want you have a good time.

I drink too much.
I smoke too much.

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hulkkim89 – Dec 15, 2022
My favorite is seeing a teen cut in half at the waist and his guts spilling out… Make me really horny

ddead man2 – Dec 15, 2022
Actual!!
I Many years wanting video!!!

Youngspring – Dec 15, 2022
i don’t know where can find that kind of video or photos, but i did that to a little basterd like the teen of these pic, deserved to finish liket that. I fucked him before gut him from his dick to his chest very slowly. It was fun and cool, i also tu cut off his dick to keep a souvenir…

ddead man2 – Dec 15, 2022
I would like to look at a video where to a teen who looks as on this teen (a thin stomach with a deep navel (not thick and not thin) rip up (or open) his stomach (in an ideal only from the bottom border of the navel prior to the beginning of the pubis) and the intestines fall out of teen’s stomach. I VERY WANT SEE REALITY VIDEO!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

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Thirsty_Bottom, 24
With everything going on between me and my girlfriend over past 2 years we are just together nothing happened anymore I still love my girlfriend but open to have no limits anything goes extremely as you like do what ever you want but I meet with 1 condition. Served more than 30 so far.

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Thirsty_Bottom (Owner) – Dec 14, 2022
I still love women.

cocaineclem – Dec 10, 2022
I can recommend throat fucking him over a toilet while he pukes.

Thirsty_Bottom (Owner) – Dec 7, 2022
My girlfriend and I sleep in different beds and sit different chairs very rarely we eat together my girlfriend had gallbladder removed and then came down with a permanent bladder infection that never go away so I don’t have any infection.

 

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KillMyDick, 22
Blondy very hung boy in Riverside CA
Want my cock extremely tortured and cut off
I’m on HRT and my libido is very lowered and I mew alot
If you don’t like arrogant boys, go to bother someone else
I’ve never tried fentanyl and I’d like to

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KillMyDick (Owner) – Dec 12, 2022
So far I have met two people on this site who want to cut my cock off and one of them lives in Bulgaria and the other one I knew wanted to cut my cock off but never would before I even joined. I wanna die.

Dustyisweird – Dec 6, 2022
While you’re waiting to get your cock cut off I would love to worship you physically and mentally.

 

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youngsleazyperv, 20
Thank you dear friends and acquaintances! Thank you for being there on Saturday to memorialise our Florian who was taken from life months ago. It was good to meet you… ! The many candles and the silence. Pure goosebumps!

“I’m an easygoing guy. I never tell anyone where I am going when I meet up with guys online. It would be very easy to make me disappear without a trace.”

…… That was the text of my partner and lover Florian. Fate played badly on him and an evil gay man sent him to hell.

Now we thought of our Flori on Saturday and honored him again after all these months.

Thank you all. You are great!

It was weird activating Flori’s profile again and seeing how popular he was.

Everyone stay alive and have a nice time.
Thanks again!

Cinnamoninmyteeth, Flori’s partner.

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EnormousDesmond – Sept 19, 2022
Been away in prison for a couple of years. Hoping to reconnect with you.

 

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ihatechrismas, 22
Break my anal for $600 need help get plane ticket home tonight family member died

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ihatechrismas (Owner) – Dec 20, 2022
Yes i’m stupid and so are you

 

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BreathlessBoy, 22
Offer me as an Extreme breath control fem slave with plastic bags for 💰. Both meetings with individuals or with several.

Located in Palm Springs, California and always willing to host a scene! From beginners who want to “try the bag” on a boy to extreme doms who wanna bag me to KO and beyond… I ejaculate or not, I just love the scene.

Think you can Dom me in an airless suffocation scene to the ultimate outcome? Mmmmm, would love to find one that can circumvent my fight, attitude and begging! I have been suffocated into ERs at the hands of the infamous James Bond (RIP you sick mother) so if you think you match or top those skills … contact me and the stars (and your boner) could be the last thing I ever see!

Comments

BreathlessBoy (Owner) – Dec 17, 2022
Thank you for covering my cock.

Anonymous – Dec 17, 2022
16/12/22 3h38 “dead”, 3 1/2 minute mark

BreathlessBoy (Owner) – Dec 13, 2022
If your idea of “friends” is to talk with random idiots for 20 years on a website about how much you want to strangle twinks to death, don’t contact me.

 

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Boy_with_ass, 20
My ass up for grabs, eat, beat it, and you know you need it.

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Hotstudassfucker – Dec 14, 2022
Wow, that almost rhymes. Almost! And if you say beat with a ‘d’, it does!

Lastweekend – Dec 12, 2022
it is with great pleasure that I leave here my opinion on this absolutely incredible ass, perfect ass, an ass like I had never seen

DONTSTOPMEBABY – Dec 8, 2022
The sex was simply fantastically gigantic from the first to the last second. There was pure lust in the room and we were both excited about my extreme orgasms.

PoetryLover – Dec 5, 2022
What a great ass… and launched!! It’s so great, you don’t have to tell him anything, he already knows 🙂

 

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Tommmmmmmm, 19
I’m a sweet boy and I’m 5’0 which is I’m really tiny, also I’m a shy type as well at first but when you get to know me you’ll see my inner self which is chaotic 🥲 So talk to me, my ass doesn’t bite or something 😉

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TallDomDaddy – Dec 13, 2022
I have almost no complaints except his feet. They are gross and I don’t want to talk about it. Everything else was good. I’m a big dude and he’s about the size of an 8 year old so I fucked him up no problem.

UnD3r – Dec 8, 2022
I’ve only had him once but I loved biting him.

Tommmmmmmm (Owner) – Dec 4, 2022
I should mention I don’t use my hands to interact with people due to mental issues.

Kinkster9000 – Dec 4, 2022
An artist who loves to paint with every body fluid.

Tommmmmmmm (Owner) – Dec 1, 2022
I currently work at Tesco so I can guarantee free stuff if you end up being my boyfriend haha

 

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sTraight_hOmeleSs, 23
rather [un-] voluntarily here

Comments

DegenerateDude69 – Dec 16, 2022
Well then why are we having this argument?😭

Gasfunblasoubroken – Dec 16, 2022
It was obviously not an actual switch I know that.

DegenerateDude69 – Dec 16, 2022
And you just said it was a brick💀

DegenerateDude69 – Dec 16, 2022
But a switch isn’t so big. I have one myself they’re very slim

Gasfunblasoubroken – Dec 16, 2022
are you colour blind, not an insult it’s a genuine question because there are 2 different colours on that brick.

DegenerateDude69 – Dec 16, 2022
Were we even looking at the same picture? What are you talking about?? A switch wouldn’t even be able to do such damage to a skull

Gasfunblasoubroken – Dec 16, 2022
Nah bro, look again at the top and bottom, their both it of a red with a noticeable colour outline.

DegenerateDude69 – Dec 16, 2022
Where? It was literally just brown

Gasfunblasoubroken – Dec 16, 2022
Nah bro it got the different colours on each side like a switch.

DegenerateDude69 – Dec 16, 2022
I did too and I’m pretty sure that it was a stone brick

Gasfunblasoubroken – Dec 16, 2022
This bro got his brains bashed in with a Nintendo switch. I saw the crime scene pix.

 

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TakeMyVirginity, 18
I need a girl to lose my virginity. Please find a girl and help me accomplish my dream.

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TakeMyVirginity (Owner) – Dec 8, 2022
Though my photos may suggest otherwise I do have self-worth.

naughtyIan – Dec 7, 2022
I’m not into you no offence to anyone

daddy78 – Dec 3, 2022
I’ve used his 👅 as 🧻

DUMBFUCK – Nov 29, 2022
I’ll get you a girl, but I’m going to fuck you. I may not fuck you for long, but I’m going to sample your hole.

TakeMyVirginity (Owner) – Nov 28, 2022
I made a decision to recreate myself for my future girlfriend. First I get clean cut for the symbol of new me a week ago and from three weeks from now I will start gym training to build body that girls will like a lot.

 

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cotton_brain, 20
I want to feel love and energy escape from a guys cock not just his cum

Someone who doesn’t want to leave after being inside but will stay and urinate in me holding me

A man who when had a bad day doesn’t argue or get upset but destroys my body to feel happy and stable

Who wants to kill me and me kill them

Who prefers candle light

Collared choked raped beaten caressed and not worry

Fucking fucking and more fucking the longer we go the better we go

Smelling and tasting old used underwear

Blowing our noses and urine on each other

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ZADOMTOP – Dec 17, 2022
Like wow, you’re a loser! You’re gonna kick my ass huh?… I’d blow up on you! you balless pussy idiot. And if I ever see you I’ll shoot you with a gun. I’ll empty an entire chamber of bullets on you. So put up a picture of you so I know what you look like, you bitch!!!

FemBoySlaveyPie – Dec 17, 2022
Go fucking kill yourself ZADOMTOP, piece of shit. Hitting a helpless slave boy? You’re fucking pathetic and a coward. I promise you, if I ever see you. I’ll make sure you breathe through a fucking tube for the rest of your pathetic life.

Kane! – Dec 17, 2022
I’m always violent so there is never a noticable change.

ZADOMTOP – Dec 17, 2022
I just want to know what other Masters’ violent reactions after or before your slaves break off relations with you because this slave (cotton_brain) told me he’s dumping me and I want to break every bone in his body that I can get my hands on.

CockSizeContest – Dec 2, 2022
Think you’re hung? Come and measure up and we’ll see who’s going down 😜 Winner takes a piss on the loser. Yes, it’s a gamble. There’s a risk you’re gonna lose, but think how epic you’ll feel if you win.

brandyourass – Dec 2, 2022
Holy fuck you’re cute I want dive in hard. First I’ll fuck you until your ass breaks then I will then use a red hot iron brand to mark your ass forever. Limited time often as I’m sure many boys will jump at this once in a lifetime chance to get their naked white asses a red hot coals brand.

 

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FORCED, 24
Torture dog, hilarious plot torture to submission
My english so bad

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MasterLee360 – Nov 30, 2022
There is No point me trying to think of some long paragraph going into details of what I did to him because there are things you can fantasise aloud about in words to other people but not when you’ve actually done them.

CaptiveMentality – Nov 22, 2022
The only hard limit he’s got is 🩸, though blood is okay if it’s a side effect of something you’re doing just as long as he doesn’t know it’s *the point*.

 

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BruhMoment, 21
This is my hot blond roommate drinks himself to sleep every night passed out like a log (trust me) so-so hygiene but a great ass.

I’m looking for guys to just walk in to our flat his bedroom is on the left find him asleep push your cock in his ass use his ass cum inside wipe your cock on his face and leave.

Parking B647JD – private car park or the pavement is large enough for a car or if late at night early hours you can park directly outside our front door.

Please don’t compliment him, you’ll be ignored.

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jesuschristy – Dec 12, 2022
I’ve occasionally used him as a medication for anxiety and depression.

dealwithme – Dec 10, 2022
There was a stick of incense burning in his room but I could still smell the chloroform.

BruhMoment (Owner) – Dec 8, 2022
Yes he’s in a wheelchair, NO he’s not paralyzed lol, just getting that out of the way.

 

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Chihuahua, 22
I’m a simple human who wants to be bullied like I was in high school, ya know wedgies and swirlies, degradation, pee on me, change the flavors of it with different food, shit on my chest, the whole thing.

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uptome754 – Dec 11, 2022
Not sure he was the same guy in the photos because he was wearing a Porky the Pig mask when I arrived and he wouldn’t take it off.

CamoNoose – Dec 9, 2022
Back in college theater our recipe was Karo syrup and red food coloring or Red Dye #40 depending on the color we needed (whether bright or duller red).

Outlawbiker – Dec 9, 2022
OK guys. Anybody here have a concoction for fake blood? I want to put it in this bitch’s mouth so he can spew it out all over the front of his Kenzo Kotora Tiger bomber jacket. So what do you use?

 

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lessthanlessthanzero, 22
I’m a no limits bareback filthy enslaved sissy bottom pig looking for filthy satanic covenant to revel in evil with in this time of discord. I NEED this like the air I breathe. The covenant will own a piece of meat with no past, no one will know where I am, no one will come knocking, and they can do whatever the hell they want. No bullshit, give me two weeks from the word go and I’ll be pulling into their city ready to start my final chapter. I will completely surrender my will and cut my worthless balls off and give them to Satan. I will turn my ass into a Roman Colosseum and let my hole be destroyed to cheering and Satan’s thumbs down. I will also sacrifice my life on the pentagram face down ass up to satisfy Lillith. I know I will be asked how do I know I can handle this and the answer is I can’t, no one could. Please help me.

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lessthanlessthanzero (Owner) – Dec 21, 2022
The percentage of fake, scammer Satanists who turn out to be just sex pigs with a few Heavy Metal albums on their Spotify has made me make a decision. I don’t really want to but I am going to anyway. I am ending my constant search. It’s become a waste of time as far as I am concerned. I have packed all my stuff that has anything to do with Satanism. I don’t think I am ever going to open them again.

ChristopherMaster888 – Dec 2, 2022
Dude, the only way your asshole could be more destroyed is if someone cored it like an apple.

Lacerator – Dec 2, 2022
go there please to play with his lubed up fistfucked hole now. do it and get his boner to nut.

 

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Hang_me, 20
I’m still alive

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IyournewMASTER – Dec 16, 2022
Ummm no you’re not

 

 

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p.s. Hey. ** CAUTIVOS, Hi. Yes, I know Blake Butler’s book ‘Nothing’. I don’t dislike long novels, I just prefer short novels, but there are always exceptions like the ones you mentioned, for instance. I did a post about Bruno Schulz, but it might have been on my former, dead blog and not yet restored. I think Corvo was in some post or other at some point. I’ve never read Mrozek, should I? Happy NYE whatever you’re doing to mark the occasion! ** Dominik, Hi!!! Wow, you line edited ‘Purgatory’? How wild. Well, you did a very excellent job. My guess would be that people like reality contest shows because they feel like they should be rewarded and become famous for the good things they do and those shows enact that fantasy? I really don’t know. For some reason I can enjoyably watch those shows when they’re about using your wits or creativity to survive/impress or maybe your strength/skills or something although I really hate all the shows where what it takes to win is singing in key and “passionately” and acting like an overly melodramatic version of, like, Beyonce or Aretha Franklin or whoever. There are so many millions of celebrities nowadays that I’ve totally given up figuring out why. Love changing the name of New Years Eve to This Years Death, G. ** _Black_Acrylic, Hey. I’m happy and sorry to have swiped the pounds from your bank card. HNY, Ben! ** alex, Hi, alex! Okay, your novel definitely sounds interesting and excitingly roomy. Sure, I know what you mean. I tend to try to sort graph out a novel in my head before I write it because I seem to need a structure to think about, but once I’m writing I let myself reinvent a novel at the drop of a hat’s inspiration. So I think the evolving is actually a really good sign that it’s alive. I’ve been to Toronto a few times, mostly to do readings and/or visit friends. The great writer Derek McCormack lives there. Do you know him? I want to go back there. It’s been ages. Zac and I were going to screen our last film there about a year ago, but it fell through. Wow, the ‘Safe’ zine thing looks amazing! I’d love to have a copy if you really don’t mind. If you email me @ denniscooper72@outlook.com, I’ll give you my mailing address. Thank you so much! My favorite film of this year was James Benning’s ‘United States of America’. Unfortunately, it’s quite hard to get to see. What’s yours? I very rarely remember my dreams, but, when I do, they’re always about me trying to get away from someone who’s going to kill me. Weird. Do your dreams stay around once you’ve woken up? This is kind of boring, but I try to make at least one new blog post everyday. Otherwise I get behind, which stresses me out. What’s your hoped for ‘go to’ thing every day? Thanks! Great talking with you. ** Steve Erickson, Hi. Well, I guess it’s good that his comment made your opinion passionate and cogent? Optimistic me. ** ellie, Hi! Well, tell dagan to give me a heads up if he/they see me around. I’m friendly. Wow, Theo Cholbi is a super awesome guy. How cool. I haven’t seen him in a long time. I miss him. If you go back and look at my favorite things of this year post, most of my music choices are kind of in the experimental area I was talkng about so you could try them? It’s here. There wasn’t a lot of Kathy’s stuff that was unpublished. She pretty much published everything, so there weren’t huge surprises or discoveries, no. Actually, her flipping out on me was kind of funny and great. I didn’t mind. And it was basically her putting on a show. As soon as the panel was over we hung out as usual like nothing had happened. When people talk trash about my heroes, I can get pretty livid, so I get it. Coolest thing that happened to me yesterday? Hm. I saw Lizzo walking out of the Dior store carrying a bunch of bags. I don’t care about Lizzo, but I suppose other people would think that was cool. Otherwise, I had a good Zoom meeting with someone who I think is going to be the costume designer for Zac’s and my new film, so that was cool. I’ll pass on your tip! Cool! Everyone, ellie says ‘kenji [siratori] just dropped the latest contributor list for the mag [he’s editing]! he’s still looking for collaborators and ik all of you on here do wild, amazing things so it would mean a ton to me personally if some of you got involved! like if it seems like your vibe at all? anyway here’s a link‘. That’s very thoughtful of you pal, thanks! How was your NYE? ** l@rst, Thanks for explaining that. That does sound really interesting and like a potential inspiration/confidence booster. Even if it sucks, but I doubt it will? Big up! ** Nick., Hey, Nick! Awesome, glad you like the post/press. Yes, you really, really should go to Japan if the opportunity ever, ever arises. Ha ha, I too have eaten those Haribo Rainbow Gummy Worms with the exact same result. My pal Zac and I took a tour of the Haribo factory in southern France, which wasn’t as fascinating as we had hoped, but they had a store there that sold every variety of Haribo candies that are available in every country in the world. I bought a giant Haribo gummy bear, but it was summer and it melted before I got to tear it apart. I had two really bad LSD freak outs in my teens, and, after the second one, I stopped even smoking pot because even it would give me flashblacks and little nervous breakdowns. IOW, I definitely would not try LSD if you’re anxious. When LSD really worked for me — I did a ton of it in my early-mid teens — it was great because out made my brain feel like it was completely activated and that I understood the secret meaning of everything. I could spend, like, 5 hours looking at a leaf and being amazed by its complexity. It really changed the way I thought, and I think that’s why I became a lifelong experimental writer for better or worse. I’ve never liked alcohol. It just doesn’t suit me. I only drank it when a drug felt too intense to kind of calm me down. Best gift ever? Hm. Honestly, and this is kind of embarrassing, but in the early 80s this boy I was hopelessly obsessed with named Mark Lewis, who I had written my first novella ‘Safe’ about, let me have sex with him as a birthday present. Silly but true. Your best gift is much more understandable. I’m happy to give boy advice if that can help, no problem. Heck, I just talked about my own boy problems two sentences ago, ha ha. HNY to you if tonight’s event means anything to you. ** Toniok, Hey, T! A very happy New Years to you too! Your idea of a perfect celebration hits home! ** Bill, Hi, Bill. Cool. Ah, they are into our ridiculous occasion marking. Me too: if I do go watch the Eiffel Tower fireworks, it’ll be out of boredom and insomnia only. In fact, you were almost last! Happy anti-New Year! ** tragickal, Hey! Oh, no, thank you! It was an honor and a total pleasure. That’s the end of your project? That’s sad to hear, but I do understand and respect concise projects. Thank you for all that you did. Its impact is very felt. All the ultra-best to you. ** Okay. If you know how the blog works, you are not surprised to learn that the slaves are here to help you usher 2022 out the door. See you on Monday.