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Luxoryous-Boy, 20
Istanbul

Hie.. My homosexual and bisexual frndz how you all are doing, hope you all are good and in pink of health. I m back for fuk you. After years of girls I want a butt.

Guestbook of Luxoryous-Boy

Dh_man – Dec 11, 2016
tired of riding a small cock.

Dicksize XL, Cut
Position Top only
Kissing No entry
Fucking Top only
Oral Top
Dirty No
Fisting Active
S&M Soft SM only
Fetish Sportsgear, Uniform, Worker
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour ask
Rate night ask

 

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zerowaste, 21
London

My goal is simple: To give you the BEST EXPERIENCE YOU HAVE EVER HAD IN YOUR ENTIRE LIFE.

Guestbook of zerowaste

apolo15 – Dec 2, 2016
God bless you

Dicksize No entry, Cut
Position More top
Kissing Consent
Fucking No entry
Oral No entry
Dirty No entry
Fisting No entry
S&M No entry
Fetish Underwear, Uniform
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour ask
Rate night ask

 

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GoFuckingCrazy, 18
Brønshøj

Eating shit from a guy is like creating a bond with him.
The look of satisfaction in his eyes when he opens his hole for me to consume his shit is something that is a most amazing feeling.
Is there anyone with money out for me.
Eating n sharing scat is an very ultimate bond for me, cannot think of anything devine other than this, its a connection between two bodies.
Please be around my age, it’s creepy and awkward if you’re not.
Is some one out there.

Dicksize S, Cut
Position Bottom only
Kissing No
Fucking No entry
Oral Bottom
Dirty Yes
Fisting No entry
S&M Yes
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 50 Euros
Rate night 200 Euros

 

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alcatraz, 22
Luzern

I am very proud of what I am.
Having developed a rather feminine character for me is a plus but certainly not a failure as most of the normal person claiming to believe.
Short, I am here to talk about me.

Dicksize M, Uncut
Position More bottom
Kissing Consent
Fucking Bottom only
Oral Versatile
Dirty No entry
Fisting No entry
S&M Soft SM only
Fetish Leather, Sportsgear, Underwear, Sneakers & Socks
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 300 Euros
Rate night 1000 Euros

 

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ProfessionalCuddler, 19
Vilnius

Inspired by the professional cuddlers in japan i decided to offer this unique service.

I DO: Sell my cuddling abilities and their method to connect with you
i DO NOT offer sex

List of benefits of “professional cuddling”

Decreased stress and increased relaxation
Lessened depression
Lessened anxiety and social anxiety
Improved social skills
Improved self-esteem Improved sleep
Lowered blood pressure and heart rate
Reduced risk of heart disease
Improved immune system and faster recovery
Protection against inflammation and oxidative
stress
Pain relief and raised pain threshold
Reduced drug cravings
Lessened PTSD

ZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZ

Guestbook of ProfessionalCuddler

Xcubx – Nov 30, 2016
he is just boring gay boy. it just coincidence that he is cute.

Dicksize No entry, Cut
Position No entry
Kissing No entry
Fucking No entry
Oral No entry
Dirty No entry
Fisting No entry
S&M No entry
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 80 Euros
Rate night ask

 

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Acre, 19
Zurich

i have cancer please help me with some money

Dicksize No entry, Cut
Position Versatile
Kissing No entry
Fucking No entry
Oral No entry
Dirty No entry
Fisting No entry
S&M No entry
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour ask
Rate night ask

 

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MODEL777, 23
Moscow

Welcome to Russia.
Through Relax Club you have a unique opportunity to visit Russia and get acquainted with Model 777. Model 777 will always accompany You in Russia.

Conditions: He won’t live in your home. He will meet with you only (without resale)! You or you and he will buy a tour through a travel Agency. The agency will meet and escort him to a hotel where he will be accommodated. You will meet in his room, walk around the city. He can be flown only to large cities where permits are sold.

You have a choice of several Relax Club options for getting acquainted with Russia and Model 777:

– You can watch Moscow, St. Petersburg, to go by train with Model 777 on the TRANS-Siberian railway (Transsib). The great Siberian Way (historical name) —railroad across Eurasia, connecting Moscow with the largest Eastern Siberian and far Eastern industrial cities of Russia is the longest railway in the world.

– To go on the boat cruise on the Volga river with Model 777, 2-bed cabins Luxury, comfortable, equipped with individual Cablecom (shower, WC), air conditioning, fridge, satellite TV, 3 meals a day.

– Take special Gay tour with Model 777 to the ocean Goa India. Departure date is tentatively January 18, 2017, the Price for 1 person + Model 777 in 9 days 1000 Euro. The application deadline is 10 January 2017.

Gentlemen please write to Relax Club only on business. We use a translator, so do not waste our time.

Guestbook of MODEL777

Neilpqz – Dec 10, 2016
Oh my god I love you answer my message immediately

Dicksize No entry, Uncut
Position No entry
Kissing No entry
Fucking No entry
Oral No entry
Dirty No entry
Fisting No entry
S&M No entry
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour ask
Rate night 200 Euros

 

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ESCORT_PARTY, 20
Paris

I’m Romeo this is my last week in Paris, so let’s have a fun. Contact me ONLY if you are interested in sex. Douchebag athletes to the front. I’m not here for romance. I already have my girlfriend so DONT WASTE MY TIME!

Guestbook of ESCORT_PARTY

emmle – Dec 3, 2016
it was absolutely brilliant!
first of all we went to dinner where he was standoffish and mentioned his girlfriend every 30 seconds *zzzzzzzz* then i fucked him 4 hours with my huge tool. his boy pussy exploded.
no pain no gain.

Dicksize XXL, Uncut
Position Versatile
Kissing Yes
Fucking Versatile
Oral Versatile
Dirty Yes
Fisting Active / passive
S&M Yes
Fetish Leather, Sportsgear, Skater, Rubber, Underwear, Skins & Punks, Boots, Lycra, Uniform, Formal dress, Techno & Raver, Sneakers & Socks, Jeans, Drag, Worker
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour ask
Rate night 1000 Euros

 

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Danny000, 21
Chicago

Hi! I’m in a happy relationship with a handsome and awesome guy but one of my needs hasn’t been fulfilled yet.
Yes, I do want to do it for money. Probably only once but who knows.

I need to be discreet since my hubby would not exactly approve, so if you recognize me and know me or know anyone who knows me please keep your mouths shut.
I’m 24 but I apparently look younger – or at least when I buy alcohol, the process can still be as beaucratic as trying to cross the Syrian border.

Moreover, I know I’m cute, sexy, with an eye-grabbing ass and reasonably hung.
I’m a top only and there’s no money you could pay to make me be a bottom. However, you can always try. Oh heck, I’d like it if you did.

Of course, it should be pleasure for both of us so you can’t appear much older than me and you should also be as good-looking as I am or close.

Dicksize XL, Cut
Position Versatile
Kissing Consent
Fucking Versatile
Oral Versatile
Dirty No entry
Fisting Active / passive
S&M No entry
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 100 Dollars
Rate night 500 Dollars

 

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QueenOfGangbang, 20
Köln

Down for a good time? Please turn this click-bait cute Emo boy into nothing more than a pig for financial sharesys. Preference is given to dates in cinemas.

I let myself be banged by men in any number. I only charge for the time you rent. That means you can also make money with me.

I especially love guys who can do KO’s, put me to sleep with pills and stretch out my pussy as wide as it will go with bad dragon toys.

Guestbook of QueenOfGangbang

LAHAB2016 – Dec 1, 2016
Just watched some sadistic rapist made half-insane by steroids skullfuck this bitch so hard he puked, pissed himself and passed out.

Dicksize XL, Uncut
Position Bottom only
Kissing Consent
Fucking Bottom only
Oral Versatile
Dirty WS only
Fisting Passive
S&M Yes
Fetish Leather, Sportsgear, Skater, Rubber, Underwear, Skins & Punks, Boots, Lycra, Uniform, Formal dress, Techno & Raver, Sneakers & Socks, Jeans, Worker
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour ask
Rate night ask

 

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hoot_sex97, 19
Bucharest

hey the first important thing is im the hornets guy in the city…………………… the second important thing is i would like to speak a lot in english and excercise the language……… the third important thing is dont get to excited i have a verry small cock…………………. the forth important thing is i will make you more beautiful

Dicksize S, Cut
Position More bottom
Kissing Yes
Fucking Bottom only
Oral Versatile
Dirty No
Fisting No
S&M No entry
Fetish Leather, Jeans
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 100 Euros
Rate night 500 Euros

 

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$$$tickler$$$, 19
Pittsburgh

Looking to get your feet tickled? I’ll tie you up, pull off your shoes and start tickling your socked feet – teasing you about how “there’s no escape now, tickle boy”. Slowly remove your socks, exposing your bare, helpless feet – “you’re not going anywhere!”

I’ll explore and tickle every single spot of your bare feet, those socks are mine to keep – You won’t be needing them anymore! “Your feet belong to me now, tickle slave… they’re all mine!”

I’ll tickle your bare feet for as long as I want. I’ll write my name on your soles, slowly, in a ball-point pen, so that when I finally decide to release you… you’ll know exactly who you must hire again later on.

Dicksize M, Cut
Position No entry
Kissing No entry
Fucking No entry
Oral No entry
Dirty No entry
Fisting No entry
S&M No entry
Fetish Feet
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 50 Dollars
Rate night 250 Dollars

 

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YoursByTheSea, 22
Barcelona

I’m a young writer from Chile, writer of Erotic Antropology and poetry. I have read my poetry to audiences visiting Barcelona from all parts of the world, from the US to Saudi Arabia. I have discussed life’s fidelities with writers travelling from Tokyo to Abu Dhabi. But I am here to have sex. In bed we can discover where you are hiding your orgasmos. Please don’t ask me after sex if I liked it. I’m escort and I won’t give that information.

Dicksize No entry, Uncut
Position Versatile
Kissing Consent
Fucking Versatile
Oral Versatile
Dirty Yes
Fisting Active
S&M Yes
Fetish Leather, Sportsgear, Rubber, Underwear, Skins & Punks, Boots, Uniform, Formal dress, Sneakers & Socks, Worker
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 70 Euros
Rate night 300 Euros

 

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Fox, 20
London

Korea boy are best ever .. Amazing .. So far away .. What you think? I hope so ..

Penis size: 5.5in / 14cm
Cut / Uncut: Cut
Do you smoke?: No
I will meet: men
Role: versatile
Body Hair: none
Kiss: Depends on person
Reply to SMS?: Yes
City: London
Nearest Station: Bayswater
Duos?: Yes
1 Hour: Ask me
2 Hours: Ask me
Overnight: Ask me

 

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superboy, 19
The Hague

I am Ukrainian guy and I live in Ukrtaine. i AM NOT ESCORT. i am usual honest real guy.

Guestbook of superboy

Ironsky – Dec 9, 2016
Roasting yourself in a tanning salon and frosting your hair blond does not make your nose look smaller if that’s what you are hoping for. Just saying.

Dicksize L, Uncut
Position Versatile
Kissing No entry
Fucking Versatile
Oral Versatile
Dirty No entry
Fisting Active / passive
S&M Soft SM only
Fetish Underwear, Uniform, Jeans
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 200 Euros
Rate night 450 Euros

 

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DrLuther, 19
Vienna

Find yourself naked in front of a young teenage doctor in full dress and finally live your fantasies!

My father is real doctor and on Sunday I secreting use his air-conditioned office equipped with real disposable medical equipment (catheters, probes, physiological serum, masks, surgical fields, gloves, plaster, syringes, needles, …) to make this realistic moment. I study my father working for years and will convince you that I very young practition of the medical profession.

Poppers or Dr. Henning provided.

Guestbook of DrLuther

PatientP – Nov 23, 2016
Dr. Luther, whom I have practiced on weekend, is really out of the ordinary by the quality of his diagnosis, care and treatment.
In particular, the examination of the testicles is long, the art of anesthetizing his patient both by a series of injections and by insufflation.
It will immobilize you to put on your face the mask of its insufflator and to deliver exactly the number of inspirations that it decided to administer to you!
A precise follow-up to the stethoscope will reassure you on the seriousness of its gassing!
Strongly immobilized and, under anesthesia, you will be the object of his research …..

Lopsa91 – Nov 13, 2016
You will not be his patient, but his field of experience.
All in a very zen atmosphere, calm, attentive but dreadful.
Was eating out David last Sunday as he examined my testicles.
I loved.

Anonymous – Nov 12, 2016
Doctor act very very unconvincing and also his office is NOT professional just a messy very very small kitchen.

Fessexib – Nov 12, 2016
Second great consultation session focused on pliers.
Pliers on the tetons, with progressive work, but also on the rod.
THANK YOU !

Anonymous – Nov 6, 2016
the “doctor office” is his kitchen (dirty dishes in sink)
his “doctor outfit” is a party costume
his “examination” is a halfhearted massage holding a butter knife
i think his friends write his reviews

Fessexib – Nov 2, 2016
This abandonment of moral and physical integrity to a teen, this total loss of modesty, thus exposed, entirely naked, in a position of most vulnerable examination TO A TEEN, make this inspection a unique, fantasized and realized moment …

Anonymous – Oct 29, 2016
It was an anthology session.
Luther is very vicious and obviously likes that.
So I recommend the wizard option.

Dicksize XL, Uncut
Position Top only
Kissing No
Fucking No entry
Oral No
Dirty No
Fisting Active
S&M Yes
Fetish Leather, Rubber, Uniform, Sneakers & Socks
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour ask
Rate night ask

 

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Dionisian, 21
Antwerp

Hey I am little twink George from GEORGIA and I love getting in over my head and not being able to get out and you really don’t want to play with me x

I like black tea, I like black dick :p Yes the picture is me. I am gay as fuuuuuuuck. Not fooling around.

Guestbook of Dionisian

Roman1981 – Dec 1, 2016
i fuckd him n i like everithink and im happy

Dicksize M, Cut
Position Bottom only
Kissing Yes
Fucking Bottom only
Oral Bottom
Dirty Yes
Fisting No
S&M No entry
Fetish Techno & Raver, Sneakers & Socks
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 100 Euros
Rate night 200 Euros

 

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MorganYoung, 23
Berlin

My name is Morgan and I am here because you have found me. Sweet, charming and down to earth, my personality works well with first timers. I’m not that intelligent so I’m looking for someone who can appreciate the dumber boys in life.

I am still quite young but the arrow of time points in only one direction, and I am not becoming any younger, and young escorts is what most of the men is looking for. I don’t want to miss my time to make as much money as possible.

Please state your name, when you want to have the date, and say something to expand my knowledge base. If you don’t give me these three things that I simply ask for, I will not reply! I hope you gentlemen can see what a jewel you have in front of you.

Dicksize S, Uncut
Position More bottom
Kissing Consent
Fucking No entry
Oral Versatile
Dirty No
Fisting No
S&M No
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 200 Euros
Rate night 1000 Euros

 

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URlucky, 23
Basel

Bored of reading the same in every escort profile.. ?

1.- HOW AM I?
I am an artist so you won’t feel you are paying a hustler but you are investing in art, but the important thing is that I have a 22 CM COCK and I fuck like a god.

2. – AM I CUTE?
Yes! I’m not a celebrity star who fell down at your front door. I would probably think twice being here if I was but I’m attractive enough that you’ll feel like you’re robbing Mother Nature.

3.- WHAT DO I DO?
I am TOP and I DO BAREBACK. As for bottoming, you better ask and I will say yes or no (but I will probably say yeaaah…).

4.- WHERE?
I travel all over the world. So, please, don´t ask me to go to McDonald´s toilets.

5.- AND YOU…
You are so cool that you don´t mind to have a shower before meeting. Chocolates are the only brown surprise I like.

6.- YOU REALLY WANT TO MEET?
All you have to do is to send me your COMPLETE ADDRESS if you want me to go or your PHONE if you want to come. As easy as ordering a pizza.

7.- WILL I LOVE YOU?
Of course I will love you!

I DONT WANT TO WRITE MORE.

Dicksize XL, Uncut
Position Top only
Kissing Consent
Fucking Top only
Oral Top
Dirty Yes
Fisting Active
S&M No
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 150 Euros
Rate night ask

 

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myCOCK4days, 23
Bucharest

U are into big *thick *huge* veiny* caucasian Cocks and suckin them while the sucked leans back and relaxes ? I dont fuck just for u to know.
I give my 23 x 6,5 cm Cock for sucking. Healthy clean perfect shaped cock with massive cumshots. I do massages too. I can give you the most relaxin massage on earth.

Dicksize XXL, Cut
Position No entry
Kissing No entry
Fucking No entry
Oral No entry
Dirty No entry
Fisting No entry
S&M No entry
Fetish Formal dress, Jeans
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour ask
Rate night ask

 

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HornyRicky, 24
Novi Sad

Hungarian Bad Boy? Straight but socially gay? Co owner of a Disney collectors business? (looking for an angle here)

Dicksize XXL, Uncut
Position Versatile
Kissing Consent
Fucking Versatile
Oral Versatile
Dirty No entry
Fisting No
S&M Soft SM only
Fetish Sportsgear, Underwear, Formal dress, Jeans
Client age Users between 40 and 65
Rate hour 30 Euros
Rate night 70 Euros

 

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young_guy, 19
Malmo

I don’t want to be a whore but I have to be right now for personal reasons and I will do it willingly but I don’t want to enjoy it.

I just found out about this site and it sounds interesting or not interesting but an answer to a big problem I am having that I thought I couldn’t escape before.

I’ll do what you want mostly but my orgasm needs to be a real mindscrew not something enjoyable but rather something I dread.

When it’s about to happen I need to fear the notion of my cock vibrating and of the cumming that is to follow and I’ll only do it with guys that look like my dad.

Dicksize S, Cut
Position Bottom only
Kissing Yes
Fucking Bottom only
Oral Versatile
Dirty No
Fisting No
S&M Soft SM only
Fetish Leather, Jeans
Client age Users older than 45
Rate hour 100 Euros
Rate night 500 Euros

 

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Twink2294, 18
Leipzig

sex now !!!

not later, now !!!

Guestbook of Twink2294

perle – Nov 9, 2016
Very pushy boy, very rushed, but worth it. My ass glows from its spanking to the rhythm of Rammstein.

Dicksize XL, Cut
Position Versatile
Kissing Yes
Fucking Versatile
Oral Versatile
Dirty Yes
Fisting No entry
S&M No entry
Fetish Leather, Sportsgear, Rubber, Underwear, Boots, Uniform, Formal dress, Sneakers & Socks, Drag
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 150 Euros
Rate night 1000 Euros

 

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iminlovewiththeories, 22
Brussels

I graduated from music school specialising in drums, cymbals and timpani.

I have a great love of conceptualism and post-conceptualism in the fine arts.

Since coming to Brussels couple weeks ago I started a university course in fashion design.

I think my amazing body and flawless looks aren’t as important as my intelligence.

I mention all of this because I’ve been told that if you don’t know me I’m not very good in bed.

Dicksize M, Uncut
Position More bottom
Kissing Consent
Fucking More bottom
Oral Versatile
Dirty No
Fisting No
S&M No
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour ask
Rate night ask

 

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Obeyurbody, 19
Mumbai

Hey wanna try sex with lots of oral n anal involved n more @50 +tips accepted

I am janitor… in one of the university here. I am like a amateur.

Won’t reply to u if u don’t send a picture of u or if u do and it’s a plant or cartoon.

You should b lucky enough to try my unusual sex
It wil b one of the most stupefying experience u ever had
Have a drink or 2 or 3 loosen urself n surrender ur body to me
Usually my clients get stupid in 30-45 mins..

Guess Mumbai is full of options for u but don’t try to b oversmart.

Dicksize L, Uncut
Position More top
Kissing No entry
Fucking No entry
Oral No entry
Dirty No entry
Fisting No entry
S&M No entry
Fetish Uniform
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 50 Dollars
Rate night 200 Dollars
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kicksomeass, 19
Warsaw

Welcome to my profile, I am from Sirnach, my name is Przemek.
I have a very hard cock when it’s hard.
I don’t like to type very much I want to fuck, babe.
You can also tell me about your goal.

Guestbook of kicksomeass

Oldermanslut – Nov 7, 2016
I am NOT! your babe, Hun, honey, so don’t call me it!

Dicksize XL, Uncut
Position Versatile
Kissing Yes
Fucking Versatile
Oral Versatile
Dirty No entry
Fisting No entry
S&M Yes
Fetish Leather, Sportsgear, Skater, Rubber, Underwear, Skins & Punks, Boots, Lycra, Uniform, Formal dress, Sneakers & Socks, Jeans, Worker
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour ask
Rate night ask

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Make_me_a_star, 18
Riverside

Innocent teen femboy bottom looking to be rented by a large group of older top men! $300 per person. Slim smooth girly boi. 100% passable pale skined pussyboi.

Finally free to live out my ultimate fantasy of being the star of my own porno. Up until now my parents have kept me on a short leash, so I havent been able to have much fun. I have had enough. Now I want to go all out for one night to submit to a gang of horny tops who know how to treat a pent up sissy slut like me. I want to be the “perfect, pretty boi bitch” who gets put in his place on film… And I want my parents to see it!

I want to meet at least ten horny, older tops with $300 to spare who can host something like this at one of their private residences. Not a public club or hotel room. I meet up with you men for one epic night where the goal is to absolutely fuck me silly on camera.

As some of the guests arrive, I am getting ready in another room. Putting on slutty make up. Dressing in one of my slutty whore outfits. Heels, Hair extensions, stockings. I want to look like a total whore pussyboi. I walk into a room FULL of older, slobbering top men who came there just to screw me. I hand my camera to a designated man then flirt and serve drinks, talking with the men as they say nasty things to me. When the time comes, I’m called to the center of the room. Surrounded by men who are driven crazy with desire to fuck me on camera. One of the men shoves me to the other hungry men and I’m …

VIOLENTLY ripped out of my pathetic outfit and shoved to my knees. Feeling my face slapped by all the cocks surrounding me. My poor slutty throat fucked, gasping for air, my pretty ass hole being RIPPED open by all the men just using me for my body. Forced to open my slutty mouth as men cover my pretty boy face with their semen and made to gargle a mouthfull of cum for the whole world to see. After they pay me and give me the camera and I take it home to SHOW MY PARENTS!

I am so ready to do this and my parents are so not ready. I have wanted this for so long. I know it is the perfect plan. I will get $3000, enough to move out of my parents house. Most important, they will be shocked FOREVER!

Available as early as Dec 2nd.

Dicksize M, Uncut
Position Bottom only
Kissing Yes
Fucking Bottom only
Oral Versatile
Dirty No entry
Fisting No entry
S&M Soft SM only
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour Ask
Rate night 300 Dollars

 

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p.s. Hey. ** Dóra Grőber, Hi Dóra! Yeah, the bank thing, ugh, but it’s just a matter of having to do a lot of boring things really, it seems. Yes, on my old friend, I think we’re going to do a Skype catch up in the next days. Exciting. Baking gingerbread cookies definitely makes that day Xmassy, ha. Nice. I’m glad to hear your grandparents are okay. Whew. The Bas Normandie trip was very long and exhausting but helpful. We were searching and investigating almost non-stop from 7 am to 10:30 pm yesterday. We didn’t find any locations where we thought, ‘That’s it!’ but we saw some real possibilities, and we realized the range that we’ll have to work within and that our fantasy locations aren’t going to exist, at least not in and around the region’s biggest city, Caen, which is where we were centered. Zac and a friend are spending the weekend starting tomorrow investigating another part of Bas Normandie, around the city of Cherbourg, where he thinks there might be better choices. We’ll see. The best potential thing was that we ended the day by observing a workshop for aspiring teenaged actors, and one of them is literally the embodiment of one of our film’s main characters. Most of the 4 main characters are in their 20s, but there’s one who’s a young teen, and the boy in the workshop is fifteen, looks even younger, and would be perfect. So now we have to wait and see if he’s interested in auditioning and if his parents are okay with the idea. The boy is a singer in a local punk band, and we’re hoping that means he’s an adventurous type. So, fingers crossed. Anyway, the trip was very tiring but helpful. How was your today? ** Mark Bringelson, Hi, Mark, Very nice to meet you! Thank you coming in here. I don’t know MC Crumbsnatcher at all, I don’t think. But I’ll use those links you kindly provided and get over my ignorance as soon as today. Thank you very much for them. And, yeah, obviously, please return here anytime. It would be cool to talk with you more. ** Steevee, Cool. No, MX-80 has a new album out. That track is from the album. Its kind of spotty, but there are a few very good things on it. I made that Xmasy post about six years ago, so I can’t remember how I found any of it anymore. Your guess is a solid one. Thanks much for your top ten. I’ve only seen exactly one of the films on your list, but it’s very high on my list, which I’m posting this coming weekend. ** Armando, Hi. Thanks about the post. I haven’t seen ‘Manchester By the Sea’ yet. It’s just opening in Paris now. I’m interested to check it out. Mm, yeah, my dislike of ‘The Neon Demon’ includes that scissors scene, sorry, and I don’t remember the score. I haven’t gotten the last Leonard Cohen album, but I will. Big fan, obviously. High five on ‘Psychocandy’. Yeah, we’ll see about the new Mary Chain album. The track they’ve released from it isn’t too exciting. After ‘Reign in Blood’, I think my second favorite Slayer album might be ‘God Hates Us All’. Oh, cool, a new fiend that happens to like my stuff. That’s nice to hear. Trying not only counts, it’s all that you or any writer has got ultimately. So good move, and fingers crossed. ** _Black_Acrylic, Hi. Glad the gig hit some sweet spots. I’ll check out the Helena Hauff mix, thanks! ** Joakim, Hi, J. Ha ha ha, totally, about the emo safari app. The closest is probably that site Vampire Freaks, the emo/goth ‘Facebook’. It seems to be where the survivors are gathering and making their last stand. So sorry about the sleep problems. There is almost nothing worse than insomnia in my book. I hope you’ve had a good, long crash since you wrote that comment? We will, assuredly, drag you to Bon Bon Land, and you will, I intuit, have a wonderful time. Of some sort. Something there or about there will trigger your pleasure centers. That’s my prediction. Next time I talk to Paul, I will. He has become such a jetsetting ‘it’ boy these days that it’s hard to see him, and maybe his nonstop modeling gigs are keeping him from Copenhagen of late. I’ll find out. Oh, okay, I see the piercing. I like it. Nice, yes. We would sorely love to show LCTG in Copenhagen. No opportunities or offers have arisen yet. But we’d love to. In the meantime, it’s out on DVD in France, Germany, the UK, and the USA if your tech can crack those countries’ DVD codes. I will pass long that university gig possibility to anyone who I think might be interested and a good fit. Have an exciting but also restful day, pal. ** Misanthrope, Yes, knowing new things is my motto or something. Miles of walking can be the cure for anything, I have this feeling. Wait, you guys are going to NYC … tomorrow? Am I misremembering? ** Jeff, Hi, Jeff. The Caretaker’s albums are almost literally all exactly the same. The new one that I sampled from is both very characteristic and very good, and it’s the first part of apparently a coming cycle of albums, his final works, he says. So, the new one is a decent starting place. No, I just got in a mood to listen to old Slapp Happy again, so I included it even though it’s ancient. I think it was triggered by reading Dagmar Krause’s turn in The Wire’s ‘Invisible Jukebox’ feature last month. ‘Desperate Straights’ is my favorite Slapp Happy. I think collaborating with Henry Cow upped their game. Good that you’re making novel progress! The location scouting trip was brain-frying but very useful, thanks! ** David Ehrenstein, I so agreeeee! ** Ferdinand, Nice add! Thanks! Everyone, do add Ferdinand’s awesome choice for a Xmas image to your imagistic build-up to Xmas Day. ** B, Hi, Bear! Yeah, really nice writing and thinking re: those two shows on your part. A real pleasure. The show/series in Astoria sounds really interesting. I’ll go see what I can find (out) re: Roarke Menzies and Carol Hu. Yeah, it sounds great. It’s exciting to start the proper work on the film, for sure. Boy, we have a lot of work to do. It’s going to be very intense for the next few months. Intense as in great. And also as in intense. ** Jamie, Oh, man. Good one. Did I already do Pijamies? Merry Xmas to you, sir! Yes, the scouting trip was very productive even if we didn’t lock down any specific locations yet. Like I told Dora, we might, if we’re very lucky, have found a guy/kid for one of the main roles. I just hope the idea of being in quite a strange film will be appealing to the boy, and, as importantly, not too weird for his parents. He’s 15, and he’s just perfect. So, fingers crossed. Whoa, I love that the image stack evoked Fassbinder. That’s like having met an ideal goal I had no idea I had. Cool cool about the illustrator meeting. I had to put off my Chocolate Happyland exploration until today, but, ooh, I’m so ready. I hope your day is positvity incarnate too! Love, me. ** Der Kelch, Hello. Very happy to meet you, and thank you very much for entering. And for finding the Xmas images of use. Please do feel more than free to reenter and hang out as much as you would like. The would be cool. Take care. ** Okay. It’s that escorts day that always seems to occupy the exact middle of every month hereabouts. See you tomorrow.

 

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p.s. Hey. I’m away from Paris and the blog today doing some early work on Zac Farley’s and my new film. I decided to give you this long dead Xmas post to get you through. Why, I don’t know. See you tomorrow.