‘On December 31, 2020 the Swedish artist Anders Weberg will end his 20 plus years relation with the moving image as a means of creative expression. After more than 300 films he puts an end with the premiere of what will be a very long film.
‘Ambiancé is 720 hours long (30 days) and will be shown in its full length on a single occasion syncronised in all the continents of the world and then destroyed.
‘There will always be longer films and there is but this one will be the longest film made that doesn’t exist. A totally different thing. This will be Anders last film he will ever make.
‘Described as a tale where “space and time is intertwined into a surreal dream-like journey beyond places,”, the abstract non-linear film features a hundred performance artists on a beach in southern Sweden – and that’s about it. There are no cuts.’ — collaged
‘In the finished film there will be around 100 actors, dancers, and performers involved in different ways. Some of them are from my past productions in the past, but most of them are here just for this film. As of now, there isn’t a single line of dialogue in the film. Perhaps that will change, but there has not been the need to use dialogue yet to explain anything. It’s a visual medium I’m working with. I think dialogue in film is a bit overused. It’s like beats in music—these things aren’t always needed.
‘For me, the film is just one part of the project. The creation and destruction has the same value in it. I think it was around 2002, when my oldest son was ten and he started to use the computer more frequently, I saw a change in how the young ones treated all different kind of media. Music, films, and games were sped up, downloaded, deleted without any emotions attached to it. With this film, I’m inverting and transforming that.
‘The film will start on December 31, 2020, in the different time zones. After it’s screened, I’ll travel to all the locations and physically destroy the medium used to show it. I consider it part of the performance to make sure all the originals are deleted. Then I’m going to have a glass of wine.’ — Anders Weberg
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7 hours 20 minutes long trailer
Excerpt from hour 431 of 720
1 minute trailer
7.2 seconds teaser
______ Interview
How do you even go about working on a film that is to be 720 hours long? Do you work with a set idea, a script, or allow the idea to evolve, given the length of the film?
– I do have a general idea, mood and feel for the whole piece at this moment which I follow but since I work with emotions and not a scripted, dramaturgical piece this changes a lot and will in the upcoming years.
My process is that I collect glimpses of light with camera and take that with me into the computer where the real work begins taking all this glimpses and arranging and rearranging them into a flow that I feel represent the emotion I try to express. There is a Lot of post production behind it where I run all the captured material true numerous processes. I use After affects for that part.
Right now I have finished 400 hours of finished film so I am in a good position. I have to completely finish at least 1 hour of edited film each week to make my goal for now. That means I need 7-8 hours of raw material each week.
There is a lot of postproduction to get the look that I’m after. In a recent magazine article they calculated the following numbers of hours I need to finish it if I follow my current pace.
5760 hours of shooting (240 days)
8640 hours of post production (360 days)
Total: 14400 hours (600 days)
Why 720 hours? Why that particular duration of time and no other?
– The number 7 I knew when I started thinking about this 10 years ago since it’s such a strong number in history, myths and religion. Some easy ones. Lucky number seven, seven days of the week, seven deadly sins, seven colors of the rainbow, seven notes to the diatonic scale. The examples goes on and on.
720 has followed me for me along time since it’s the resolution for pal video and that it makes 30 days if you go 24 hours per day. I think 30 days is the biggest reason. 720 is also interesting mathematically since it’s a Harshad number and also if you take 1x2x3x4x5x6 = 720
When you say the film will be released in 2020 and will run for 30 days, what do you think it will do to the film-watching experience for the audience? Are you hoping that people will sit through it all (which seems physically impossible), or is the experience of watching this film all about experiencing it in bits and pieces, so that even the watching becomes ephemeral?
– It is as you say physically impossible to watch the whole film. The longest time someone spent watching film is ..
”The longest time spent watching films is 120 hr 23 min and was achieved by Ashish Sharma (India) at the KDDC Movie Theater, K.D Dental College, Mathura, India, from 11-16 June 2008. Ashish watched 48 films in their entirety taking rest breaks in between each film of no more than 10 minutes, as stipulated in the guidelines. ”
BUT .. I will be the only one who ever watched all the frames in this since I made it but Impossible to watch for 30 days. But that I feel is so beautiful. So this will be for sure an ephemeral experience and the only thing that will remain is the memories of the little bits and parts the viewer got to see.
How much of your past experience as an artist is feeding into this project?
– Every little part of me is in this movie. This will be my last after working full-time for almost 20 years so it better be. If not, what a waste.
There is an inherent irony to this film that will be destroyed after its first screening. The fact that the product is gone, but its legacy lives on. Was that intention deliberate? Because, in a way, it is a reflection of death too. That the physicality of the body is gone, but the spirit, the memories live on.
– Yes that is the main idea behind the whole project. Also another irony is that a lot of people and media has gotten stuck in the term ”the longest film” and are interested just in any kind of record and think that’s what I aim for but for me its a play with this record thing. Since it will be screened only one time and then destroyed this will be the longest film made that doesn’t exist.
You say it’s ”a sort of memoir movie” : what do you mean exactly ? Is it a series of images, memories, without any link ?
– I know that everyone has a story to tell even if they think they are not important and exiting but who says everything has to be so special. Basically it’s a memoir film, biographical film filled with all the memories I have so far in life. The places I’ve been, people I met, my dreams, hope and so on. Everything in the film is linked not chronologic but more emotionally.
You also say it will be shown only once, and then destroyed. Why ? Don’t you find it frustrating to work so many years on a project and then show it just once ?
– The idea behind the extinction of the film is something I also have thought a lot about and done many times before.
We live in a digital world where everything is kept forever as long as we have any media to store it on.
It’s very easy to create in a digital world. It’s harder to delete.
In the analogue world when something is broken or burnt for example is gone forever and cannot be brought back. In another project I started in 2006 I was also deleting works.
“P2P Art. Art made for – and only available on – the peer to peer networks. The original artwork is first shared by the artist until one other user has downloaded it. After that the artwork will be available for as long as other users share it. The original file and all the material used to create it are deleted by the artist. ”There’s no original”. Six films with a duration between 45 minutes and 12 hours was uploaded on the file sharing networks in one copy and their original was deleted. P2P Art — The aesthetics of ephemerality.”
For Ambiancé it will be ultimate personal performance. And also to make a real end to my time with film. Screen it one in it’s full length and make sure very little bit of will be destroyed. I will travel to all the continents and destroy the player myself to make sure it’s deleted. The only thing that will remain is the memory of it and for those who watched it the experience.
_____________ Some earlier films by Anders Weberg
________ Impressions [Technopolis] (2014) ‘Filmed with a mobile phone at Technopolis in Athens, Greece when I was there giving a presentation and screening the 72 minute teaser from Ambiancé at the Athens Video Art Festival. [impressions] is a series of snapshot films made when visiting places that I’ve never visited before.’— AW
______ Numb (2014) ‘In memory of my son André Weberg, 1992-2014’.— AW
____________ Nothingness / Eleven (2013) ‘The state of being nothing. Las Palmas, 2013/11/07. Mobile phone.’— AW
____________ Into my Arms (2013) ‘Video and Sound.’— AW
____________ Meaninglessness: Act Seven (2012) ‘Having no meaning or significance. Filmed with the iPad2.’— AW
____________ Remorselessness (2011) ‘Loop.’— AW
____________ Clouds (2011) ‘Music: Twice a man. Lyrics: Percy Byshe Shelley-Twice a man. Female Vocals: Karin My Andersson’— AW
_____________ Ängelholm (2010) ‘This video piece was commissioned by the city of Ängelholm, Sweden. A call out was made to the residents of the city where they interpreted their city through out the year 2010. They where encouraged to send still pictures and video material electronically. I was then sent the material and just based on their material I interpreted the city through their interpretations. The finished video piece was projected on the tourist office during the official new years celebration 2010.’— AW
______________ MIRROR MIRROR (2009) ‘Collaboration Anders Weberg, Sweden and Alison Williams, South Africa.’— AW
_______________ DEJECTED (2008) ‘Sad and depressed; ORIGIN late Middle English (also in the sense [overthrow, abase, degrade] ): from Latin deject- “thrown down,” from the verb deicere, from de – “down” + jacere “to throw.” Oxford American Dictionary.’— AW
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BBK-Bitch, 23 Paris
If you want to fuck and breed a chill slut bitch whore without taxing your head, do me.
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One drawback: I got married at 16 and have two kids who live with me in my studio apartment. They’ll be in the room when we do it, but they’re used to watching me get fucked now, and they’re really young and won’t know what’s going on.
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Martroi – Dec 28, 2016 Why is this profile so vulgar (slut bitch whore)? Sex, it has many qualities. Why highlight the less flattering? Another question: is his presentation here a spiritual or tragic one? If you solve these riddles you will be entitled to my eternal consideration. Sex deserves so much better.
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TimWalker, 20 Hong Kong
Hello! I have a man in Hong Kong who is “in love” with me in my porn movies and he flies me here once every month for a week or more to have sex with his favorite porn star. At night he goes home to his wife, and as I am easy bored and always horny this is a problem I offer you to solve.
I have just turned 20 years old this month, when I am not in porn movies I’m an Economics student in the first year in a university in my Eastern-European country. I love fine things in life. And I like sharing them with men that can make that happen.
I’m young, not very tall, very cute, slim body and have a creamy shaved ass and an XXL cock (21 cm). To not upset this very jealous man, I will not let my cock or ass public but I can vouch for them if you want.
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jigolosf – Jan 10, 2017 cute nice, but funky looking hole that smells like a hospital
RUGBY-PLAYER – Jan 8, 2017 i had him in prague abt a year ago. its true you could mold pottery out of his asshole. i thoroughly enjoyed myself. i’m not shocked that it’s reached the granulated stage, but that’s a shame.
gently_and_discretly – Jan 8, 2017 I hate to blow this boy’s cover but I’ve seen his movies and he’s stunning but his asshole looks like a geode.
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jumpjumpjump, 19 Las Vegas
I am random person who often get sidetracked and prone to black outs in which I don’t remember what I’ve been doing.
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fzm_escort, 20 Dusseldorf
Hi, I’m a FmM, FTM, man with pussy, Transman
No tits any more
(Formerly fzm_escortboy until a frustrated shithead had me reported, you know, just talk to me if you are so suspicious/ traumatized.) Or live with no interest, I like fucking for money, but not With shits)
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Anonymous – Jan 2, 2017 are you willing to get fucked in a church? please let me know..
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MyButtForChristmas, 19 Riverside
Since this is most likely your first concern, yes I do have a cock. Just not really interested in sharing it with a bunch of horny gay guys (for now). If we chat and get along, I can obviously provide you with my cock. Now, let’s continue.
I recently heard from a friend of my girlfriend that there are gay guys who’ll pay to lick boys’s butt. That seemed hilarious to me (at the time). He said he earned $250 that way and it only took an hour. I figured I’d see what the hype was about.
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MyButtForChristmas – Dec 19, 2016 You mean what about licking my cock as well? If it gets hard, I guess so. I asked my girlfriend’s friend about $. He said to ask for $300 if it happens and the “date” (Jesus!) could be for longer. And I’ll only stick my cock out through my zipper.
Impparator – Dec 19, 2016 What about your cock? If yes how much?
MyButtForChristmas – Dec 18, 2016 Just to stop some blurriness that’s happening, all I do is pull my jeans down to the bottom of my butt for you. I don’t get naked or take my shoes and socks off or even take off my shirt.
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Daniel, 20 Lisbon
Hello my scort name is Daniel, I was born in a very small city in the south of spain 20 years ago, I like more or less the same things as people around my age.
I am very orally fixated. I’m very good with men who like to gag and choke boys with their cocks and with other things. I even enjoyed being with one man who wanted me to throw up. One man face fucked me with an ice cream bar recently then made me hold it deep in my mouth until it melted. It feels weird and boring when my mouth is empty.
I am single, gay and vegetarian. I’m pretty boring honestly. I just talk about cars and deathcore. But I also have a big open mind, and a very good sense of humor when I wake up.
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TIRAMISU, 22 Zurich
I do a little of everything. I am in private apartment, air-conditioned and with a lot of description. I stay here for you 24 hours per day. Anything is possible, except that during the visit I will not remove my shirt. I am doing this to make me appreciate life.
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Anonymous – Jan 11, 2017 The boy is mentally ill. I lose my faith in humanity that no one reviewer is mentioning this.
Anonymous – Jan 8, 2017 Holy mother of God. Beautiful! My plans fell by the wayside. For two hours I was the hungry lion and his hairless ass was my fallen prey. You are not only perfect beauty on the outside, but also inside.
zeborak – Dec 21, 2016 I agree with everyone that his beauty is Tadzio level and incomprehensible. But does no one else think it’s strange that he stays in that room? He told me he has only left the room seven times in two years.
Anonymous – Nov 17, 2016 Ok. First I was not sure to meet him because he looks so beautiful that I think he can’t be real. When he send me more pictures of his beautiful face… I was still unsure. Why would such beauty be available, affordable. It’s impossible!
It was also very complicated to organise time with him since he seems to be booked every hour of every day and night.
Yesterday evening I finally met him, and I was seriously frozen and dumbstruck by his beauty. I could not even perform. I just looked at him and wept.
I wish I would be not bi, otherwise I would marry this beautiful creature.
Anonymous – Jul 10, 2016 The most beautfful boy who ever has lived, a great kindness, very sensitive, generous as a saint. AMAZING
LEANDER – Jun 30, 2016 Switzerland has had the privilege of welcoming in various cities such as Zurich and Geneva the cutest boys in the world but never has it welcomed the highest jewel of male beauty!
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Deep_sea_diver, 22 Kosovo
*** Boy escort networking for men with chloroform fantasy. YES, I tried chloroform, was attacked chloroformed and raped by a client frustrated that I was only top, and since then I am obsessed by being passed out and helpless and overpowered. Since I will be unconcious, I am doing this only if we sign a contract before, where we agree that everything will be without pain or something more than that, for my safety, but here is what I am willing to let you do when I am asleep: Anal fuck without cuming inside, facefucking and oral fuck with cumshot on my face, feet or somewhere else, soft spanking, feet worship and smell recieve, but feel free to put your big smelly feet on my face while I’m asleep ;), feminisation, taking pictures without my face, you can also tie me up, do a facesitting or somethin else if I agree with that before you chloroform me. ) ***
Since I am from Slovenia, currently living in Serbia, and my rates are high for understandable reason, I don’t have so much men near that can afford me, so I am willing to chloroform myself on webcam or skype for you to masturbate if someone wants that.
Simply put, what I ultimately am networking for is a sugar daddy live in arrangement with a man who will want to chloroform and use me for the rest of my life.
*** Chloroform destroys the liver and I will die of liver failure ***
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MarquisdeSade47 – Jan 13, 2017 No one loves practicing sadism on unconscious twinks more than me. No one on the earth. I do not hold a watch in my hand while I’m doing it. I hired Deep_sea_diver for an overnight, it’s 86 hours later and he’s still under so I guess I’m keeping him.
This is real chloro sadism, no pussy things (no sex). Twinks can be thin or fat but I reserve the right to refuse anyone I don’t want to hurt.
I love to hurt polite, sweet, intelligent, smiling homosexual boys who have positivity and energy, Deep-sea-diver is all of that.
He will now always in compliance with the limits. Mine are vast.
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MarcoPolo, 18 Malmö
Hey hand job only. Your hand. Right now.
No bears. My honey is too good for a bear.
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MarcoPolo – Jan 7, 2017 In your subjective opinion.
two-twink-boys – Jan 7, 2017 He’s 13 y/o.
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your-valentine, 23 Oshawa
The best way to avoid disappointment is to not expect anything from anyone.
I guess I’m here because I gave up on love.
I am definitely a bottom and that is that.
p.s. If you come back to my profile and it’s changed that probably means I’ve learned something.
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Anonymous – Dec 9, 2016 Had him yesterday night spontaneously, after spending weeks obsessing on his profile foto every day. The real him is short and drunk and messier. I plowed him like an old field.
ffamaximus – Dec 1, 2016 your-valentine, I don’t know you, And I know you, I am meeting you, And I am meeting me, I haven’t met you, And I have already met you. How is it possible ? Because, We are already one. Because, Somewhere, in what we are calling the “future” or the “past”, we are already together. Because know each other since an eternity, Because you are me as I am you, Because you are the love which is loving himself, Because you and me, Is me and you.
Sébastien
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cheesedog, 21 Chicago
Hello! I am a prostitute boy, hoping to find a horny man who is still a nice person. I’m a huge Star Wars nerd and a bit of a strange person, but I’ve been told that some people like me.
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Noname, 21 Berlin
I am here not to give you pleasure, I am here to have pleasure myself, enjoy the benefits of reading how my photos are hungered for and then watch and feel my body be (consumed). If you need to believe you are desired by your escorts, I won’t so you can find someone other than me for that service.
Being an escort is my fetish, I really enjoy it a lot. I learned long ago that escorting is just a 1-2 hour “sex fest” with me at the center. I have long accepted that I am very attractive. It would be going against nature to try to think I am anything else.
I am strangely well educated for my age and type. I will be going to do my PhD on Human Rights in the future as I found it most attractive to be a bad guy who sues the states to protect human rights.
I have been an escort since a young age, and I am a little crazy from travelling around the world to have sex, I have had sex in a lot of countries, specially around Europe, Middle East, Africa, but I am most specially popular in Asia.
I know a lot of nice restaurants around the world. I learned to differentiate between a good wine and an excellent one, so be sure that you do not get me a bad drink.
I appreciate the lust of everyone – gay, bi, married, educated, not, elegant or even crude men who know how to give enjoyment to an escort. I appreciate all the ways lust for me can be manifest – being kissed, licked, milked or sucked touches my heart. Being fucked or fisted makes my month.
We can meet for once, meet time to time, but I am not really into relationships. I am intellectually curious about the idea of getting to know someone who wants me thoroughly, but I will be honest that so far when I’ve tried I only get very bored.
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red hoody – Dec 21, 2016 I’m not sure if this will make sense, but after hiring this guy tonight I came away thinking the sex was admirable but not enjoyable.
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CRAZY-CALL-BOY, 22 Hesse
HEYY YOU!!!! HAVE LISTEN ON WHAT CRAZY .. SEX MA ALL DIFFERENT … CRAZY AND TURBO .. AND WITH ALREADY AGAINST SURPRISE EYES THEN MIND YOU .. !!!! ..
HYPERACTIVE, CRAZY, SPLASHED,
EXCITING, OTHER, WAAAAAAHHHHHH …
SO IS MY SEX INSANE * LIVE *
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Veedubman – Jan 8, 2017 “CRAZY” is not just this escort’s brand or ploy, he is literally wrong in the head, certifiable, off the rails, bouncing around my hotel room knocking things over like an agitated monkey in a cage, I broke my nose trying to kiss him.
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Noneofyoyrbeeswax, 19 Los Angeles
Fuck your mouth like it was your ass.
If puking turns you on we’ll be a great match.
I am a normal guy from your neighborhood.
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NickSex – Dec. 30, 2016 He’s not joking about the puke thing. He throat-fucked me like he was trying to flush drugs down the toilet while cops knocked on his door.
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HETEROsecretFRIENDinBangkok, 22 Bangkok
I’m straight so I have my limits (like I just can’t open-mouth kiss a guy), but I can zone out to the point where I believe I’m getting head from a girl when I’m not. I love sodomizing women so I can top you and zone out and shut my eyes just as long as you don’t have B.O. or make giveaway male sounds while I’m doing it.
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DYLAN, 20 Houston
Im pretty EpIc at times but I dont have alot going on in my life right now im planning on taking classes at TSU soon for business because i plan on owning my own headshop one day but i need money to do that so im looking for a payer for companionship for idk a month. i like to be romantic and not really too in to s*x i mean if u want it u can get it but its not very important to me now dont get me wrong i like it but i think s*x is a way that two people who love each other become one.
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Passive_Planet, 21 Paris
Hello
Im only Bottom and I offer anal sex with my ass
I only speak of today, that I cant know will happen tomorrow
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-suck-my-dick – Jan 1, 2017 Suck my dick and lick my hairless balls and shaved ass.
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TweetyBird, 18 Toledo
Ok wow…..I truly did not think that I would get this far in the registration of this website to be honest. I have been running from this most of my life. It became clear very early on in my 18 years that I was meant to be a sexual product. Not a boyfriend. Not a friend with benefits. Not an easy lay or even the biggest slut in town but a consumer good. Even when I was a little boy with no sexual experience yet I thought of myself as a sexual product and used to secretly design cellophane packaging complete with a price tag that I dreamed of wearing to sell myself as that. Now finally I am old enough to go on the market. I hope for a very quick transition. Also I love Harry Potter so drop me a message if you want to chat about that.
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p.s. Hey. ** Chris dankland, Hi, Chris. My theory about disaster movies is that they’re less mindless than the usual blockbuster shit because they’re about, or at least suggest what a state of extreme helplessness would be like, and their fatalism is very ambitious, and they try to visualize humans as being of insect-level importance in a preposterously comforting way, and, I don’t know, other stuff. Which isn’t to say they’re good for that reason, ha ha. But, yeah, in 90% of cases, highlight reels from the movies are the way to go. On rare occasion, they enact the incredibly standardized elements of the genre with such efficiency that they actually work and can be fun from start to finish, or at least if you’re into the form. Like ‘San Andreas’ and ‘Dante’s Peak’ are pretty good examples. Yeah, I thought disaster movies might have an interesting relationship with the more contained but much more terrifying actual disaster currently unfolding and at foot. Hm, I’ll look for ‘Left Behind’. Well, I’ll watch that clip first. You sold me. Cool, I’m happy you liked Cody’s story. He has a finished novel that’s really good, but I think he’s still seeking a publisher for it. Lambchop … I’ve heard them but not a lot, and I don’t remember what they sound like. I’ll dig in or re-dig in. Thanks, man. Have a swell weekend! ** Montse, Hi, Montse! I was surprised that there is some stuff in English on him, and enough clips to make an actual post. Maybe there’s been a discovery of his work among English speakers recently. I keep reading about the heavy European cold, and Paris isn’t warm for sure, but I think we’re escaping the extreme stuff for some sad reason. Tsunami fear, interesting. I guess the disaster that most freaks me is earthquakes, obviously from growing up in LA with the threat of ‘the big one’ having hung over my head for my whole life. No, I haven’t seen Dolan’s ‘Juste la fin du Monde’. I’m not a massive fan of his films, at least so far, but I’m always curious to see them. Let me know what you think of it. I hope your weekend is like the opposite of a disaster movie and is like … is like … like the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow? Love, me. ** Dóra Grőber, Hi! Yeah, I definitely feel really lucky to have never felt like an adult, whatever that feels like. I just feel like I’m who I always was but with more responsibilities and more logic or something. When I went to university, I already wanted to be a writer, so I went there to learn to be a better writer. But one of my writing teachers was this really romantic poet, and he told me that if I wanted to be a great writer, I should go live my life and not learn/play by schooling’s rules, so I quit. And, in my case, he was right. But even at that time I was, and obviously still am, a weird writer. You’re getting snow too! Where’s Paris’s snow? It makes me so sad, this lack of snow. Oh, you’re the main model. That’s cool. I hope you get to shoot the project soon. I’m excited about that. My yesterday was a little tricky. I found out that I can’t just open a bank account here because the US has some rule/law about Americans opening back accounts in other countries, and since I have to open an account here to rent a new apartment, that sucks and is worrying, and now I have to see if there’s any way I can do it. Ugh. And Zac’s grandmother died, and that’s really sad. So, it was a weird day. Well, I hope you get lucky with the natural light you need this weekend, or, if you don’t, that you have some kind of blast. Did you? ** Bill, Hi. ‘White Squall’ is pretty bad. The one big tidal wave scene is pretty sweet on a tech level, but I think the film’s pleasure depends on whether you’re into watching Ryan Philippe run around in wet underwear or not. So, proceed accordingly. I have not done an insect fear post, and that is a heck of an idea which I’ve just jotted down. Thanks, man. Any good stuff in store for you this weekend? ** Jamie, Hi. Yes, I did, and it’s a long and horrible story. Suffice to say it was ultra-painful, and having casts on both of my wrists pretty much put me out of commission, and it happened two days before I flew back to LA, and let me tell you that traveling across the world, including two stopovers that required changing planes, with luggage and with no ability to use your hands and arms is no fun, man. That aside, I don’t recommend Moscow for a visit. It’s pretty grim and depressing. Not to mention that I got robbed at knife point on a major street in the middle of the day there and that the major hotel where I was staying near Red Square used my credit card information to empty my bank account of all of the money I had and then lied through their teeth about it, and there was nothing I could do about it because, as my bank informed me, ‘That’s Russia’. I didn’t make it to the movies. Stuff got in the way. But I’m going to see a bunch rare Chantal Akerman films tonight, so that’ll more than make up for it. I do want and intend to see that new Star Wars. Whether I’ll be able to find anyone willing to go with me, we’ll see. If you start commenting in French, I’ll respond in French, which will, on my side, make for inadvertant comic hilarity, I imagine. In the best scene in that movie I had in the post called ‘The Tower’, an elevator full of people gets stuck under a roasting fire and literally get cooked like they’re in an oven. Weekend plans are to see those films, meet with Gisele, work on stuff, hang with Zac, and … I don’t know? I guess I’ll find out. Writing Gang, yes! Enjoy the hell of out that. How about otherwise re: you and your weekend, sir? Big love, me. ** David Ehrenstein, She is most assuredly that movie’s pot of gold. ** Kieran, Hi. Nuts! Oh, man, I hope I get to see that somehow. That sounds just remarkable. Paris is kind of a ‘jazz’ town and imports a lot of jazz, avant-garde and otherwise, so it might just happen. Thanks a lot for that. Have a most excellent weekend on your end! ** Steevee, There you go. You just like your disasters in text form and with presumably accuracy. Very understandable. Oops, ha ha. Well, good that you have a discrete friend. Can he be objective? ** Mark Gluth, Hi, Mark! Thank you for the birthday wishes! Yes, I am aware that you are with me in the Disaster Movie fan club, which is no small comfort. I haven’t seen ‘Earthquake!’ in yonks. I was a pretty big fan of the earthquake in ‘San Andreas’ even though, or maybe because, its extreme effects on poor LA are so insanely beyond realism’s pale. Nope, still haven’t seen ‘Rogue One’. Maybe Michael will go with me. I feel like maybe he’s a secret ‘Star Wars’ guy. I’ll check. Lovely to see you, maestro! ** _Black_Acrylic, Dude, speaking as a victim of bone breakage from icy sidewalks on multiple occasions, be really careful until that ice is history, as I don’t need to tell you. I like your card. It’s practical, withholding, and charismatically faux-objective. ** Lord_s, Whoa! Lord_s! How in the world are you? Awesome to see you. It’s been, like, ages, as they say. ‘Aftershock’ … No, I don’t think I’ve seen it. I’ll definitely find it. Thanks! Yeah, great to get to see you, and what’s up? ** Okay. This weekend’s post is your reminder that we are almost exactly in the middle of the month. See you on Monday.
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