‘Our core bodies are made of high density polyurethane foam with durable painted latex skins. We use a large variety of high quality materials as well as different methods and applications to achieve the realistic look our props are known for. The majority of our props can be divided into three main categories: flat backs, statics, and animations.

‘Working together with two different chemical labs, we were able to develop a new fire retardant foam that has proven to be superior to all foams we have used in the past. We are very excited and intend to use it exclusively starting March 2016. We feel that this change would not only advance the safety of our products and potentially save lives, but also alleviate some of our clients’ stress involving annual fire safety inspections. Our new FR foam meets flammability standard requirements cal bulletin 117 and fmvss 302.

‘Many of you have been inquiring about our selection of outdoor weather resistant products. After testing various coatings we discovered a new high performance formula that significantly improves the strength and toughness of our paint. Check out the lovely lady in the pictures below. She stood outside our door for over 11 months demonstrating the remarkable qualities of our new finishes. Needless to say, we are now using this coating exclusively, rendering all of our props outdoor weather resistant.

‘We were able to find new and improved latex, formulated specifically for extra durability and longevity. We have incorporated this latex into our process and are now using it regularly. We’ve also been hearing that haunt patrons have developed the poor habit of ripping fingers off props as souvenirs. Since we cannot be there to guard our work (and teach some manners) we thought we might tackle this problem from a different angle. We have modified our process and developed new application methods that ensure the strongest possible latex-foam bonding.’ — Unit 70

 

Unit 70 Studios
Who Are We?

 

CHILD CHAIN GANG
$2,750.00

Hand-painted, made-to-order foam & latex prop
Steel bases & armature
Realistic hair
Realistic glass eyes
Approximately 4′ tall

 

FROZEN CHILD 1
$700.00

Hand-painted, made-to-order foam & latex prop
Steel base & armature
Realistic frost/ice/frozen effect
Approximately 4′

 

FROZEN CHILD 2
$700.00

Hand-painted, made-to-order foam & latex prop
Steel base & armature
Realistic snow/ice/frozen effect
Realistic glass eyes
Approximately 4′

 

FROZEN CHILD 3
$700.00

Hand-painted, made-to-order foam & latex prop
Steel base & armature
Realistic snow/ice/frozen effect
Approximately 4′

 

7′ KRAMPUS AND CHILD
$1,700.00

Hand-painted, made-to-order foam & latex prop
Steel base & armature
Realistic glass eyes
Realistic fur
Realistic hair
Approximately 7′ tall

 

EVIL MRS. CLAUS
$1,100.00

Hand-painted, made-to-order foam & latex prop
Prop designed to sit
Realistic glass eyes
Realistic hair
Approximately 4′ tall

 

EVIL SANTA
$1,000.00

Hand-painted, made-to-order foam & latex prop
Steel base & armature
Realistic glass eyes
Realistic hair
Hyperrealistic blood
Approximately 6′ tall

 

KILLER BOY
$600.00

Hand-painted, made-to-order foam & latex prop
Steel base & armature
Realistic hair
Hyperrealistic blood
Approximately 4′ tall

 

KILLER TWINS
$950.00

Hand-painted, made-to-order foam & latex prop
Steel base & armature
Realistic glass eyes
Realistic hair
Hyperrealistic blood
Approximately 4′ tall

 

FEMALE SACRIFICE
$1,650.00

Figure strapped onto a chroma 3D custom made tree trunk
Hand-painted, made-to-order foam & latex prop
Steel base & armature
Realistic glass eyes
Realistic hair
Hyperrealistic blood

 

JACK-O-LANTERN FEMALE SACRIFICE
$1,650.00

Figure strapped onto a chroma 3D custom made tree trunk
with LED lights inside the carved head
Hand-painted, made-to-order foam & latex prop
Steel base & armature
Realistic hair
Hyperrealistic blood

 

HUMAN ROAST
$1,200.00

Hand-painted, made-to-order foam & latex prop
Steel base & armature

 

GORTON
$800.00

Hand-painted, made-to-order foam & latex prop
Steel base & armature
Realistic glass eyes
Realistic hair
Approximately 6′ tall

 

FROZEN HANGING MALE
$850.00

Hand-painted, made-to-order foam & latex prop
Prop designed to be hung (rope included)
Realistic frost/ice/frozen effect
Realistic hair
Approximately 6′ long

 

HUMAN COUPLE 2
$1,200.00

Hand-painted, made-to-order foam & latex prop
Steel base & armature
Realistic glass eyes
Realistic hair
Approximately 6′ tall

 

STITCHED GIRLS 1
$750.00

Hand-painted, made-to-order foam & latex prop
Realistic hair
Approximately 5’6″ tall

 

STITCHED GIRLS 2
$800.00

Hand-painted, made-to-order foam & latex prop
Realistic hair

 

STITCHED GIRLS 3
$900.00

Hand-painted, made-to-order foam & latex prop
Realistic hair
Approximately 5’6″ long

 

STITCHED COUPLE 1
$900.00

Hand-painted, made-to-order foam & latex prop
Realistic hair
Approximately 5’6″ long

 

STITCHED COUPLE 2
$800.00

Hand-painted, made-to-order foam & latex prop
Realistic hair

 

STITCHED COUPLE 3
$850.00

Hand-painted, made-to-order foam & latex prop
Realistic hair

 

CHANTING MONK ANIMATED
$1,350.00

Hand-painted, made-to-order foam & latex prop
Steel base & armature
Approximately 6′ tall

 

FIVE CHANTING MONKS ANIMATED
$5,000.00

Hand-painted, made-to-order foam & latex prop
Steel base & armature
Flickering candles with remote control and timers (candles use C batteries, included)
Approximately 5’6″ tall

 

FOUR HORSEMEN OF THE APOCALYPSE
$9,000.00

Hand-painted, made-to-order foam & latex prop
Steel base & armature

 

EVIL TRICK OR TREATER WITH LED EYES 2
$700.00

Hand-painted, made-to-order foam & latex prop
Steel base & armature
Bright LED eyes
Hyperrealistic blood
Approximately 4′ tall

 

EVIL TRICK OR TREATER WITH LED EYES 3
$700.00

Hand-painted, made-to-order foam & latex prop
Steel base & armature
Bright LED eyes
Realistic hair
Hyperrealistic blood
Approximately 4′ tall

 

DEAD BATHTUB GIRL
$750.00

Hand-painted, made-to-order foam & latex prop
Realistic glass eyes
Realistic hair
Approximately 5′ long

 

SWAT GUY 3
$900.00

Hand-painted, made-to-order foam & latex prop
Steel base & armature
Realistic glass eyes
Realistic hair
Hyperrealistic blood
Approximately 6′

 

CONTORTIONIST
$950.00

Hand-painted, made-to-order foam & latex prop
Steel base & armature
Realistic glass eyes
Realistic hair

 

DIRTY WARDEN 1
$850.00

Hand-painted, made-to-order foam & latex prop
Steel base & armature
Realistic glass eyes
Realistic hair
Approximately 6′ tall

 

BITIN’ BRADY
$950.00

Hand-painted, made-to-order foam & latex prop
Steel base & armature
Realistic hair
Hyperrealistic blood
Approximately 6″ tall

 

BITIN’ MENTAL PATIENT
$950.00

Hand-painted, made-to-order foam & latex prop
Steel base & armature
Realistic glass eyes
Realistic hair
Hyperrealistic blood
Approximately 6″ tall

 

EVIL DOCTOR AND BABY
$850.00

Hand-painted, made-to-order foam & latex prop
Steel base & armature
Realistic glass eyes
Realistic hair
Hyperrealistic blood
Approximately 5’6″ tall

 

SILICONE FACE LITTLE MICHAEL
$800.00

Hand-painted, made-to-order foam & latex prop
Steel base & armature
Realistic glass eyes
Realistic hair
Hyperrealistic silicone face
Approximately 4′

 

MENTAL PATIENT 2
$650.00

Hand-painted, made-to-order foam & latex prop
Prop is designed to be seated
Realistic glass eyes
Realistic hair
Realistic drool

 

MENTAL PATIENT 3
$650.00

Hand-painted, made-to-order foam & latex prop
Prop designed to be seated
Realistic hair

 

MEAT CLEAVER CARRY
$650.00

Hand-painted, made-to-order foam & latex prop
Realistic hair
Hyperrealistic blood
Approximately 5’6″ long

 

PICK AXE SANDY
$650.00

Hand-painted, made-to-order foam & latex prop
Realistic hair
Hyperrealistic blood
Approximately 5’6″ long

 

SUICIDE DOCTOR
$800.00

Hand-painted, made-to-order foam & latex prop
Desk not included
Realistic hair
Hyperrealistic blood

 

BURNT BELLHOP
$850.00

Hand-painted, made-to-order foam & latex prop
Steel base & armature
Realistic glass eyes
Approximately 6′ tall

 

CHAINED MUTANT GIRL
$650.00

Hand-painted, made-to-order foam & latex prop
Steel base & armature
Realistic glass eyes
Realistic hair

 

IMPALED 3
$900.00

Hand-painted, made-to-order foam & latex prop
Steel base
Realistic hair
Hyperrealistic blood
Approximately 8-1/2′ tall

 

OLD GRAVE DIGGER
$750.00

Hand-painted, made-to-order foam & latex prop
Steel base & armature
Approximately 6′

 

PRISON GUARD 1
$850.00

Hand-painted, made-to-order foam & latex prop
Steel base & armature
Realistic hair
Hyperrealistic blood
Approximately 6′

 

SHOVEL MOUTH
$850.00

Hand-painted, made-to-order foam & latex prop
Steel base & armature
Realistic hair
Hyperrealistic blood
Approximately 5’6″

 

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Unit 70 Studios workshop tour

Unit 70 Studios Transworld Halloween and Attractions Show 2016

 

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p.s. Hey. ** Jonathan, Hi there, Jonathan! I know, not bad, right? The head. Me too. Sharesies? I saw the phone prop in a Halloween store when I was away shooting the music video, and it’s actually pretty cool in the flesh too. I envy your Norway ensconcement. (That’s not a word?) Nice reading material there. Hart Crane, huh, interesting. Been ages re: his stuff for me. Another Mr. Robot prop. Okay, I’m on it. Lag is steadily improving or dying out or whatever. What are you working on, buddy? Heads up! ** _Black_Acrylic, Hi, Ben. William Powers! I haven’t hit his channel yet this year due to the recent space between my ears. Cool, I’ll go see if I can score a post out of his recent enthusiastic purchases. ** Steevee, Hi. Eek, first about the empty Klonopin bottle and secondly and heavily more so about that price! That’s … there are no words. I like the feel of those nightmarish passages. Have you ever entered/surfed the dark web? Strangely, I never have. ** Tosh Berman, Hi, Tosh. I figured you might at least know of Judy Nylon, but the neighbor thing is a cool bonus. Super interesting figure/artist. Kind of lost between the cracks, it seems, which is the usual fate, I guess, of restless iconoclastic artists. Thanks, T! ** Dóra Grőber, Hi! I do feel that way sometimes, yes, and I always wonder if I’m right about myself when I feel that way. My guess would be yes. My guess would be that the ‘who I am’ when I have to orient myself to socializing successfully or to buckle down with work and so on is more like an edit of who I am rather than a truer, problem-free version of me, or something. I’m not sure that makes sense? Yeah, I feel a little too swamped with work at the moment. The opera project is very complicated and requires a lot of Zac’s and my brain power, and it feels very unrealistic that we can come up with something remotely definitive by next week. I think the boss, Gisele, is going to have to accept a mere sketchy beginning of something by that deadline. The work time we’ve been given is just too tight. Still, we have to get the libretto/script as far along as we can, and I’m already a little fried. Enjoy your friend today. Yesterday was work and work-frustration, and today is going to follow suit, I’m sure. We’ll see. Tell me about your Thursday. Wow, it’s Thursday already? Love, me. ** Sypha, ‘Barely even a novel’ perked up my ears. Huh. Mm, I’m not sure if Gisele has read Ligotti. That’s an interesting question. I’ll ask her the next time she phones or pops by, i.e. soon. ** Bernard, Hi, B! I’m trying not to talk about the election on the internet, as I think you know, but, nonetheless, what you wrote … yep. Happy that you think you’ll be in NYC for LCTG. The details get announced on Monday. Zac and I will be zooming in-and-out of the city, sadly, due to Paris obligations, but it would be sweet to see you, def. Book proposals, awesome. Those are whatever the opposite of fighting words would be. Pretty great, yes. I hope you do get to Paris, it goes without saying. I want that Frankenstein talk you did as a countdown post, yes, please, so hit me up with that if you can. I think I can host a short clip here. I can’t see why I couldn’t. I’m pretty sure this place is set up to allow that. I did see that you ran into Mel Brooks! That was crazed to see and absorb. He seems so spry for such an oldie. Inspiring. Thank you ever so much for your presence and your brain. ** David Ehrenstein, Morning, sir. ** Jamie McMorrow, Hey, J-man. Last night’s sleep was better, it was, yes, and thank you for querying and caring. I am pleased to hear that last night wasn’t horrendous for you as well. Yeah, I loved seeing The Monkees. I had no point of comparison, and I was sitting next to my mom, but I was a pretty jazzed kiddo. Also a little disappointed because when I, or probably my mom, originally bought tickets for the concert, one of the opening acts was The Jimi Hendrix Experience, whom I was more interested in than The Monkees, but, by the time the tour hit LA, Hendrix had wisely pulled out of the tour, I think because he/his band had been lustily booed on the early dates by the innocent teen and adolescent kid-packed audiences. But, yeah, it was fun. I saw a clip of the current Monkees playing live somewhere, and, yeah, it was a sad, very sad non-spectacle indeed. I do remember the Housemartins. They had a US following, yes. I had a friend who was extremely into them. I can’t remember their stuff very well. Kind of smart/witty and cheerful? Am I wrong? My Wednesday was smilarly work-y, and not very successfully so, which I now have to try to make up for by trying to be successfully work-y today. Hope you had fun with your friend. Have a THursday of utter excellence. Love, me. ** New Juche, Hi, man! I saw that ‘FfJG’ was available somewhere when I checked the other day, and not too, too pricily. How is the UK treating you? ** Misanthrope, Kind, smart words about my novels, man, and I appreciate it, you betcha. I wasn’t sure if you were still a rampant porn seeker or not. Second guessing is gross. But I’m glad you still are, and I don’t know why I feel glad about that for the life of me. ** H, Hi. My pleasure, of course. I’m sorry that the school is expecting you to go to a place you’re not interested in going. But I’m excited to hear you’ll be writing about the Deren film. Re: your question, was it Stephanie Gray? If so, her book is ‘Shorthand and Electric Language Stars’. ** Right. More Halloween today. See you tomorrow.

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Last Ride Angel of Death Hearse $31,736.71
Talk about stopping traffic. Whether you park it out in front of your attraction, put it in a parade, or even just drive into a densely populated area, you are certain to create a tremendous amount of publicity with a working hearse that fires a fully animated scene featuring an 18’ tall animated Grim Reaper out of the top of it. Character movements include: Angel of Death-character up/down, head pan, jaw. Victim- left leg, right leg kicking, left arm, right arm, head forward/back, head left/right Demons- unfold grasping victim. Choose from (model, road worthy, low mileage working hearses. When activated our pneumatic Angel of Death character rises to an astounding 18’ out of the back of the hearse holding a screaming thrashing victim that is being pulled back into the hearse by a pair of lesser demons.

 

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14 Inch Haunted Séance Board $39.99
There will be lots of frights and screams in your guests’ future with this Haunted Seance Board! Featuring a plachette that moves around the board while a mysterious voice speaks ominous sayings, this seance board is sure to freak out all of your friends! Includes: Haunted Séance Board, 1 Planchette, Batteries.

 

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Drop Thru Ceiling $2,389.00
Man hides above behind rotted hole in ceiling, then his torso thrusts forward and down thru hole with arms grabbing and flailing while head turns side to side. Comes with Character, Ceiling panel unit, Pneumatics, Programed controller and Motion sensor. PLUG & PLAY!

 

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You Shall Not Pass! $6,699.99
20′ long motion bridge complete with ramps. Beam sensors, hidden in the floor, activate the bridge when people walk across. You can adjust how powerful the bridge is by adding a regulator. Bridge has a 6.5″ lift. Comes fully assembled and ready to run. Includes bridge, railings, ramps, beam sensors, controller and air accumulator.

 

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Butcher Table HandRunner $7,725.34
The severed upper torso of a bloody victim lays on a butcher table, when activated, the character springs to life and “runs” on it’s hands down the table 4′ towards your audience, apparently propelling itself by its hands. A pair of cylinders in each arm, along with a torso cylinder and neck pivots give this character all of its crazy movements, while sturdy bearings inserted into an iron track system are powered by a heavy duty cylinder.. A very loud, terrifying effect.

 

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UFO INVASION $50,000.00
An amazing, over the top centerpiece designed to impress the media and crush the competition. The over 12 foot saucer decends and rises to a height of over 14 feet. While it oscillates, smoke pours out, lights pulsate and engines rumble as this huge craft comes in for the attack! Comes with very large bass amp to capture the sub-frequencies that give the effect of great weight descending. Comes with bass amp, CD player, control box, fog machine, mega-strobe and chase lights. Ships freight only.

 

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2 Ft Lunging Pumpkin Carver $179.99
This little girl may look innocent from far away, but as you get closer, you’ll realize that her dress is blood-stained and her face distorted into an evil snarl. She wants to show you her pumpkin—but watch out! If you get too close, she’ll lunge forward and try to carve you next! Includes: Lunging Girl Animatronic, 4 pound sand bag, 6V2A Adapter, Instruction manual

 

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Pots and Pans Poltergeist $354.97
Hang anything you want from this rack. Pots, pans, tools, weapons, body parts, severed heads…whatever you can dream up! When activated, the rack shakes violently.

 

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Zombie Outbreak/Breakout $6,795.00
This Zombie shock includes both Zombie Outbreak and Zombie Breakout. Just when you think the zombies are safe behind the fence one breaks out for an unforgettable scare! Includes 3 animated zombies, one static zombie, 2 animated moving fences, a zombie costume, plus sound and lights. The costumed zombie is the one that breaks out! AC power and air compressor are needed.

 

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Haunted Victorian Phone $24.99
This antique style phone plays a realistic ring when activated by motion. When your unsuspecting guest lifts the receiver, it speaks terrifying phrases that will give them the shivers. Features: Rings like a real phone when activated, Speaks spooky phrases when you pick up the receiver, Antique Victorian design, Motion activated, 3AA batteries are included.

 

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Slammer Girl $3,216.00
Full body with heavy duty metal armature and internal cylinders. She crunches violently, turns head side to side and screams. Includes metal chain so she can be secured to a table, wall, etc. Life-size. Costume may vary.

 

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Animated Dresser $8,234.52
A total of 5-animated drawers thrash in and out in a programmed sequence as a strobe unit flashes illuminating our Poppy character behind the two-way mirror. Unit includes solid wood armoire, character, steel linkage, pneumatic package.

 

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The Meat Grinder NFS
One of my new props for the 2016 season. Still a work in progress but this is my large meat grinder.

 

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Can’d Coon $1,975.00
What fits better into any haunt than a raccoon rummaging thru an overturned trash can? One that jumps out and attacks. The Can’d Coon is a highly detailed animated raccoon that rummages around the inside of a trash can making raccoon noises and rattling the can. When startled (activated) the coon turns to attack mode and comes flying out of the trashcan thrashing its head back and forth while screaming with the occasional spit. Animation includes raccoon, trash can animation platforms, audio player, strobe and spitter.

 

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Left for Dead $2,590.00
Looking for a brutal gunshot animation? Our Left for Dead Gunshot Victim animatronic prop is just that! A very graphic and brutal prop that features a bound victim gag’d by a double barrel shotgun in his mouth.When activated the victim trashes his upper torso and legs violently in attempt to free himself before both barrels go off creating a loud bang and expelling brain matter (water) out of the back of his head. Animation features a unique mechanism and mounting platform that allows the animation to move in multiple organic ways to simulate a realistic struggle.Prop includes life size victim, replica shotgun, blaster setup, burlap hood, all pneumatics and controller with audio player and infrared sensor.Approx. size 42″ x 20″ x 34″.

 

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Wizard Head $9,037.00
This Gigantic Animatronic Centerpiece Which Can Be Used To Help “Sell” Your Attraction (And Generate Additional Revenue). The Giant Head Tilts, Turns And Talks As The Eyes Move Left And Right. Special EFX Lighting, Fog And Strobe Are Included! Includes Movement Controls, Digital Sound, Amp And Speaker, Custom Vocals And Programming.

 

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ATTACKING BEAR RUG $4,273.88
An unsuspecting Bear Rug lies motionless on the floor, when activated a 7′ tall bear rears up on hind legs, arms raised, jaws snapping as the head and neck thrash wildly! Character movements include rearing up, head/neck up/down left/right, jaw open/close. The taxidermist must have made a mistake.

 

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The Gallows $6,305.95
This grim device is unsettling and very realistic. The wind howls as the convicted man stands on the platform. When the switch is thrown the platform slams down and the body drops 18″”, thrashes and chokes. Includes 2 cassette tapes and players, 2 par can lights and amp with speaker. Requires 125 psi air compressor (not included). Stands 10’6″ tall. Requires AC power and a 100-125 psi air compressor (not included) Must ship by truck.

 

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Tree Peek-A-Boo $6,112.93
Zombie plays peek-a-boo splitting trees and lunging back and forth. When hit, zombie head blows off/back and confetti cannon hidden in neck explodes as strobe light goes off.

 

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DR. NEEDLE $2,294.00
Dr. stands over patient, then lifts arm with needle, turns and Dr. shoots out 5′ turning left to right waving needle in your face while torture victim is flailing on table trying to get away.

 

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Haunted Grand Piano $10,903.45
Beautifully detailed Gothic piano features Grim Reaper relief sculpture on lid with skull and gold leaf details throughout body, when activated a mob of 13 skeletons come screaming out from under the lid add the air cannon option to complete this startling effect. Steel internal frame covered with wood with urethane details. Standard unit is designed to accommodate Casio or Yamaha 88-weighted key electronic keyboard (sold separately) so that an actor can play it or the unit can be outfitted with one of our Digital Sound Effect units for a completely automated effect.

 

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2.5 Ft Creepy Roaming Bear $69.99
Scare all of your guests with this Creepy Roaming Bear! This bear is sound activated, and will follow in the direction where it hears sound…so don’t scream! Includes: Bear Animatronic, Instruction manual

 

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Dark Magic Book $36.99
Measuring 11in x 8.75in x 2.5in (closed) and 11in x 16.75in x 2.5in (open), this mystical tome has a motion/sound sensor that when activated will slowly open the book and will illuminate the dark incantations from within as a witchy voice says one of three sayings with each activation of the sensor then the book slowly closes and lays silent and still until the next sensor activation. The book can be opened manually without damaging the motor mechanism. Requires 3 AA Batteries.

 

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MEAT HOOKS FLAILER $ 2,376.40
Victim is suspened horizontally from chains bound around hands and metal hooks in knees, then head lifts, arms pull and body kicks and flails violently. Very startling! Comes with Character, Chains, Pneumatics, Programed controller and motion sensors.

 

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Brier Rock Cemetery NFS
Fire used for a witch’s cauldron.

 

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COFFIN RISER $5,150
This guy’s not quite ready to “Give up the Ghost.” Corpse lifts up as machine gun blaster and strobe light fire (hidden in the bottom half of the coffin). A very loud and startling effect. Includes foam filled, latex, dressed corpse in metal coffin. Activated by included switch, optional timer or motion sensor. Requires 60-80 psi air compressor with 15 gallon tank or bigger and AC power.

 

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GRAVITY SHIFT LEVITATING/FLIPPING ARMOIRE W/ TRIPLE GHOST $11,976
A wooden armoire sits harmlessly in the room, when activated- the doors begin to shutter as the (3) ghosts inside pound to get out of the dresser all the while the unit begins to raise from the floor, as it raises it rotates 180 degrees ending up upside down 10′ off the floor on the ceiling, allowing the (3) ghosts inside to spill out and taunt your guests. After this otherworldly event the Ghosts disappear back into the dresser and the unit rights itself and drops back to the floor like nothing every happened.

 

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SPIDER FOOD $ 3,263
SPIDER FOOD Victim hangs by arms wrapped in chains with head down. Then when activated, head lifts, arms pull and struggle, legs jump and kick, while a giant spider comes down from above to attack victim and patrons thrusting forward as well as down

 

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Evil Tree $3,200.00
When activated, his eyes glow red, branches wave and the Evil Tree shouts out angry warnings. Suddenly, both branches come forward as if to catch the unsuspecting victims. Includes digital control with sound, AC power and air compressor.

 

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Zombie Horde $239.95
Now you can have a whole horde of zombies at your door or on your porch with The Zombie Horde! These three 6′ Zombie characters have roto-PVC heads with light-up eyes, dirty fabric costumes with shredded-gauze accents, posable arms with plastic “blood-splattered” hands, and an easy-to-assemble frame. Plug in the UL power adapter into any standard outlet & choose from Steady-On, Infra-Red Sensor or Step-Here Pad (included) activation options to operate. Once activated, the Zombie Horde will begin moaning as their eyes light up with an other-worldly glow as each zombie sways from side to side, hungry for your brains! The infra-red sensor works from bright light to no light! Item includes volume control. Easy-to-assemble quick-connect poles. Assembly required.

 

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World’s End Head NFS
This is a fairly simple head with only eye and jaw movement but has just enough functionality to sell the story!

 

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Guillotine Machine $7,953.00
Easy To Use And Setup. Crowd Sounds Jeer And Mock. The Blade Comes Screeching Down At High Speed And A Strobe Light Kicks In As Your Patrons Are Sprayed With Blood (Water). An Unsettling Effect That Sends Them Running And Screaming! Includes Body, Table, Headbox, Blade, Squirting Mechanism And Tank, 2 Tape Players, 2 Tapes And Loud Amp With Speakers.

 

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Laughing Man $437.00
Life-sized animated prop depicts a creepy man who shakes with crazy laughter! Just the right prop to accent your haunted scene! Made of foam-filled latex, this full-standing figure includes a CD with scary sounds. Prop plugs into any 110 outlet.

 

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GIANT KRAMPUS AND CHILD $7,500.00
Approximately 12’tall x 9’wide x 8’deep, Hand-painted, made-to-order foam & latex prop. Steel base & armature. Realistic glass eyes. Realistic hair. Realistic fur

 

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Squish-O-Matic $3,375.00
Haunt illusion that makes it appear the actor is being squished to a bloody pulp.

 

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Curtain Flyer $2,694.00
Hides behind curtain, then curtain bursts open and lady flies out 8′ overhead while arms flail wildly and head turns side to side. Curtain rig and scissor rig mount on top of your maze walls.

 

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Black Metal Psycho $4,821.00
Kneeling, Chained Black Metal Singer Character Savagely Thrashes Back And Forth And Up And Down As He Screams. Includes Digital Control, Sound And Amp With Speaker, Air Compressor.

 

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p.s. Hey. Probably everyone who has been reading this blog for at least a year knows that when Halloween approaches, I get a little excited. Up above is the first of many pieces of evidence to come between now and Oct. 31st. Sorry or you’re welcome, depending. ** Armando, Hey, A. Thanks, hug back. Yeah, spam city, but I just added this anti-spam widget, so we’ll see if that weeds them out. Ha ha, lower than a shithole is pretty low. Did they trash something you love or something? Freedom to imagine that something less definable happened. Given that no one knows what happened, if it’s a choice between slotting AW’s disappearance into a known narrative or having the freedom to imagine a new one, I prefer the latter. Wow, I fear your kind and welcome question about ‘TMS’ would require a long answer and a lot of remembering/thinking that the p.s. form and my current jet lag will not allow. That’s to say the reasons are many and complicated. I’d love to be able to answer that question if I could, though. Maybe on a brighter day. Thank you for wondering for now. xx. ** Dóra Grőber, Hi! Welcome back to you too! Oh, cool, that you’ve started the thesis interviews! And that the latest one proved to be such a boon. Interesting about the zine’s connection to your anxiety. I sometimes think things that happen unevenly prove to give the most inspired results, for the obvious reason, I guess. I can only write poetry when I’m sad, so I kind of maybe relate. I’m very curious to see what the music video becomes. There’s a lot to wade and pick through. Zac started culling and seeking highlights last night. My lag is slightly better today, thank goodness. So today might actually amount to something. How was your morning-to-evening? ** New Juche, Hey, man! Good to see you! I figured you were very consumed by the long distance relocation. I hear you on the jet lag. Yes, one of the interesting and curious things to me about Augieras in my reading so far is exactly the discrepancy you mention, and which I quite like, but which maybe is part of why his work is hard to nail and, thus, overlooked at the moment? Going to read some Winkler. You’ve been a great discovery merchant for me. I was just looking for a copy of ‘Flowers for Jean Genet’ the other day, unsuccessfully so far. Well, make the best of your enforced time over there, and I know you will. Have a terrific day. ** Ferdinand, Hi. Yeah, and now that I seem to have maybe 2/3 of my brain working at least, I think I might be able to take in your story myself finally. On the band thing, first, I hope people aren’t thinking we did a video for some big, famous band, ‘cos we didn’t. More a cult/favorite kind of band. I’m just not sure of the protocol in terms of naming names. I don’t know when the song/single that the video is for will drop. I know the album that the single is on comes out in February. And maybe we should finish the video and make sure the record company doesn’t reject it first. That’s the thinking anyway. ** Steevee, Hi, Steve. A very, very interesting sounding film/script. The content and style combo is very intriguing and exists just on the farthest side of my imagination’s grip, which is always the best. I don’t know ‘Mr. Robot’, though. I’ll see if I can find some clips. How many pages are you expecting the script to be? Is it a short film or a feature or … ? Good to hear that about he Jarmusch/ Iggy doc. I will find a way to see it. I don’t know why it was received with such a shrug at Cannes. But then with Cannes, who ever knows. ** Tosh Berman, Hi, Tosh. Thanks for your enthusiasm for David’s post, and I agree about his memoir. ‘Within the Context of No Context’ is highly recommended as a place to start with Trow, if you feel like it. ** David Ehrenstein, Thank you so much again, David! And the memoir excerpt is just gorgeous! I’ll fix that spelling thing as soon as I finish up here. ** Nick Toti, Hi. Oh, okay, well, it’s accessible if one can schmooze the NYPL’s powers that be, at least. And surely it will get out more widely. Thanks, man. ** _Black_Acrylic, Hi, Ben. I really loved the un-boxing video. It had all the charms of the genre and extra grace. ** Jamie McMorrow, Hi, Jamie! Ah, the France move is in the realm of dreaming. Well, you’ve got to start somewhere, and dreams are the best place to start always. I can obviously vouch for France as a conducive place to live. I still really love it here. Yeah, the flight/time change was a bit brutal, but sleep was a little less obnoxious and stingy to me last night, so fingers crossed. In-flight movies, def. Let me see if I can remember the line-up going and coming. (Warning that I have thing for watching blockbusters on flights.) Uh, … ‘X-Men: Apocalypse’ (dreadful), ‘Batman vs. Superman’ (extremely dreadful), ‘Captain America: Civil War’ (minutely less dreadful), ‘Mockingjay 2’ (okay-ish), ‘Trumbo’ (meh), ‘Peggy Guggenheim: Art Addict’ (not bad), … I forget the others. Yeah, I saw the new ‘Star Wars’ movie on an earlier flight, and I thought, ‘Huh, that was fun’. I was just a little too young to see the Velvet Underground live, sadly. I do remember driving in a car with my family down Sunset Blvd. one day as a young teen and passing by this legendary LA psychedelic club/venue The Trip, and seeing on the club’s marquee the words ‘Andy Warhol Plastic Exploding Inevitable The Velvet Undergropund’ and realizing I wouldn’t get to see that, and going, ‘Arrggh!!!!’ How was bed? Did Tuesday turn out groovy? I’m going to try for grooviness on my end. ** H, Hi. Oh, the Prix Sade awards ceremony was the night I got back to Paris, so I stumbled over there completely exhausted and wrecked. I didn’t win the Prix Sade, just a kind of commendation thing having to do mostly with my trial by Google, so I don’t know what to feel about that. The air is cooling down here wonderfully, ahhhh! Thanks about the lag. Hopefully it’s halfway out the door now. Have a good day. ** Misanthrope, I’m glad that both of us are back. Mm, as much I hate this jet lag, I think I’ll hold on to my discreetness. Luckily the debate didn’t start here until 2 in the morning, so I was dead asleep. ** Bill, Thanks, Bill! Nice to be back in the saddle or driver’s seat or riding shotgun or whatever it is that I do here exactly. Wasn’t there kind of a funny recurrng bit on SNL years ago where Frankenstein and Dracula and the Wolfman sang Xmas carols together or something? ** Right. Done. Please start getting into the Halloween spirit today ‘cos otherwise this blog is going to be an intermittent drag for the next month, and that wouldn’t be good. See you tomorrow.