The blog of author Dennis Cooper

“Name is Don, but my nickname is Done, because I always say I am done.”

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JosetheSpaceCat, 19
Acadentaly deleted previus main account

In Juarez Mexico a zero self-respect loser looking for very very very extreme master or meetups

Rekwire heavy abuse, exploitation, porn, filming, punching bag, intox, rape, mental destruction, torture, full toilet, heavy anal abuse, cbt, skullfuck, tpe, no safeword, bound, masked, choking/hanging, permanent damage, whip, gun, knife

If you want to talk in Spanish ask me anything I don’t want to do this “about me” again.

Comments

axxxxbxxxx – May 22, 2024
Loveless child
Burden of many
May they bury you deep​

JosetheSpaceCat (Owner) – May 20, 2024
I don’t care if you don’t like how I wrote my profile. I don’t care about story time. Who cares.

howrya – May 18, 2024
Very shy at first and then very emotional.

JosetheSpaceCat (Owner) – May 12, 2024
Can no longer endure 2 hands holding my head down while their pubes are filled with my tears

Vic1995 – May 10, 2024
This may sound counterintuitive but I recommend putting him in diapers then regressing him through hypnosis to the age of 2.



 

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beautiful_lips_for_rent, 24
Hey, I’m Thomas, an extremely angelic passive mouthfuck twink.
I finally live alone, so you can do it here.
I’m horny 24/7 and need it in my mouth and throat really hard even when I spew bile and vomit.
I live for lots of cum inside my stomach.
By popular request you can eat my cum too if you’re hungry.

Comments

beautiful_lips_for_rent (Owner) – May 16, 2024
So says HornyDude4Noww.

HornyDude4Noww – May 16, 2024
In addition to his profile name being overly literal it’s also not true.

beautiful_lips_for_rent (Owner) – May 13, 2024
I also have a huge macrophilia/vore fetish to anyone in the far corners of this app who MIGHT even know what that is 🤣. If u don’t, don’t worry about it 😜.

randomfrenchguy – May 13, 2024
Can deep throat literally anything but if you wanna fuck him you’ll have to put something in his drink.

beautiful_lips_for_rent (Owner) – May 10, 2024
If you can get me to cum while you’re throat fucking me, you have really hit the nail.

Dedeg – May 10, 2024
I don’t think I’ve ever met a boy who takes facefucking so well (not only the extreme and prolonged deep throats, but also the slaps, chokes and spitting that go with it), but who also encourages you to wreak havoc and asks for more with such enthusiasm. Guys, it’s heavy!!



 

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jamesjamesjames, 20
To put in a barrel position pipe this pussy daddy I wanna cum all on dat dick make me squirt I’m off a perk and my pussy hurts 🪝yummers

Comments

Wasandwasnt – May 21, 2024
What an absolute insane slutty pig…and a very kind and caring human being!

DisappearingHands – May 15, 2024
He can take a long and very hard stomach beating, you can plow your punches as deep into the pit of his stomach as you desire, and for as long as you want (you know, for those who REALLY get off on making a twink puke).

kinkgod – May 11, 2024
Horny as demon.

Southquality – May 9, 2024
He can be anything you want except intelligent.

Lexy – May 7, 2024
At first I was intimidated by his cuteness but later he showed that he is a trash, fucked him long and savagely until I heard the angels singing and he said stop but I continued and continued until I exploded like a Vulcano.

jamesjamesjames (Owner) – May 2, 2024
Damn it I’m way to the party again and you can’t never tell me now that Jesus died in the cross for our sins after doing this anyways


 

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fucklife, 22
An Austrian man severed this twink’s penis and testicles after discovering his secret affair with the man’s best friend and having enough of his drug abuse.

The 57-year-old man cut off the penis and testicles at their home after the twink took drugs and sleeping pills and fell asleep.

The man claimed to have thrown the severed penis and testicles into a river before handing himself in to the police.

A police officer said: “He has been taken into custody on charges of assault.”

The man is said to feel no regret for what he’s done to the twink, who is unemployed and has a history of narcotic abuse.

“He always had issues with accountability and responsibility and required humbling,” the man stated.

The man could face up to 12 years in prison if found guilty.

Comments

UBOREME – May 9, 2024
Hello everyone. My name is Jane. I’m a 47 year old female. UBOREME is my Cali license plate. So I’ve made it my user name on everything. Other than that, the reason I wanted to be here is I believe we have some things in common. You all really like young male ass and I too love them. I seen a thread here about a guy has boys pose dead for him. I like that so much that I started posing my son (he’s 15) as a dead body in various places around town. Is this of any interest to anyone here? Other then the mentioned I am thrilled to be here and enjoy all that is offered.

Tacticaljoe – May 8, 2024
Hello I am Joe. I am looking for a tactical partner age 38+ who owns weapons and tactical wear to do kidnapping of young gays plus have a tactical relationship. My personal Gmail to contact me is [email protected].


 

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itsclosingtime, 20
I looked around at various profiles to get an understanding of what men like and don’t like, then I wrote my profile. If you have been on this site for decades and think I didn’t write this right, that isn’t my fault, so chill.

Here goes….

If you want me to visit you for ass whippings, belting, caning, etc. then a big ‘yes’. A great ass needs some welts, and I have one.

I am a real guy with real feelings and a big heart, I just like lots of ass beatings that leave marks.

Do I have an age limit? Hmmm. I would say ‘no’, just not into fatsos.

Name is Don, but my nickname is Done, because I always say I am done.

Comments

itsclosingtime (Owner) – May 9, 2024
I am very moved by your opinion and your words.

VictusS – May 9, 2024
Imagine the photos in his profile animated, real, natural. The lights down and just the flash light of your mobile turning your flat into a crime scene, a horror movie, his trussed body tensing and squirming on the bed as you whip his ass relentlessly and so forth. What else?

Beefincharge – May 7, 2024
If he were a restaurant there wouldn’t be enough stars in the Michelin guide to qualify it!



 

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iwantmoremoremore, 21
Me and my boyfriend need a third I can lend him to. He is a straight male being punished by a female.

Comments

hmmmwoo – May 14, 2024
Warning: she doesn’t think he’s as inferior as she says she thinks she does.

iwantmoremoremore (Owner) – May 11, 2024
I’ve seen some pretty kinky guys on here that are into kidnapping and chloroforming boys, I mean I’m up for it, would be awesome. A girl’s gotta have fun.

iwantmoremoremore (Owner) – May 3, 2024
Why does my pussy get wet from him being destroyed? Anyone? Why do I crave his destruction? Especially as I’m straight and that a male can do this to him.



 

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BestSlaveEver, 19
All my life I’ve dreamed being a slave for life, I don’t know what to make of it 💦 It’s a surprise cuz I’m so pretty. I want nothing more than to be dehumanised, humiliated and destroyed to the max. 😊 In the words of Baudelaire: “To plunge to the depths of the abyss, Hell or Heaven, what does it matter?” Thank you for taking time to read that as it explains everything and will possibly save us from an awkward conversation.

* Stupid site suspended my account for bullshit reasons. Please answer to me if we were already discussing ownership, because I might be deleted for bullshit reasons.

Comments

ArchitectOfSex – May 22, 2024
FYI BestSlaveEver has spent a month with me and he is now a castrated scatfag.

ArchitectOfSex – April 20, 2024
I am honored to announce that I have collared BestSlaveEver. He has earned my collar through his commitment and energetic response to a huge variety of kink. If interested in using BestSlaveEver, feel free to contact me.

BestSlaveEver (Owner) – Apr 13, 2024
No, I mean flashlight.

FlamingToast – Apr 13, 2024
You mean fleshlight

BestSlaveEver (Owner) – Apr 13, 2024
I would love to learn how to just be a walking flashlight.

 

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breathplaysnuff, 22
What do you want? Because I’ll give it to you. My only limit is minors.

I just turned 22 and I am looking for death by asphyxiation: being hanged or suffocated with a bag or strangled with a zip tie, will go anywhere on the planet, so you don’t need to ask.

I can be ready in two week or less. Passport will be ready in two weeks – yes I ordered that. I’m currently in the Glendale location (CA).

However, my only requirement is asphyxiation to death, perfect. That is beautiful. I don’t care about anything else.

Theres no porn to describe what I want to feel.

I know Russian and might scream things in Russian.

Comments

Anonymous – May 6, 2024
I’ve got this.

breathplaysnuff (Owner) – May 6, 2024
Ideally someone who doesn’t mind that I sleep with a stuffed animal at night would be sound 👍🏻

breathplaysnuff (Owner) – May 6, 2024
I can make you the happiest man in the world.

RedBoss – May 6, 2024
I’d love to strangle you as I’m fucking you. Put my full 220lb weight on your throat while I pound your ass. Feeling your sphincter flex as you enter your death throes and filling you up with my essence right as the light leaves your eyes. I’d love wrapping you in a trash bag after.

breathplaysnuff (Owner) – May 6, 2024
I am a loner due to how I was raised.

I enjoyed the solitude of sitting by a camp fire drinking beer until I passed out.

I believe that the human race is domesticating itself and losing our survival instincts. Ask our ancestors, the shoulders we stand on while letting people fuck and kill us.



 

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Looking4SnuffMaster, 18
I was released from the juvenile psychiatric ward on Monday after 2 years. I am schizophrenic and suicidal, but I take medication.

Looking for a violent rapist and murderer to kill me. ONLY in Berlin, everywhere else is uninteresting.

Immediate contact

Eugene Richter
Bunkerstrasse 37
13187 Berlin

Comments

SpookyDuhScary – May 15, 2024
This is where the real life starts.

Anonymous – May 13, 2024
You are bad.
It is not ethical to put this responsibility on someone.
Says a lot about who you are 🤮

Anonymous – May 13, 2024
Straight and have a gf happily but since I was young I’ve had urges and fantasies about snuffing another dude and they’re getting harder to resist and I’ve found myself wanking thinking about it more and more now I’ve ended up here.

 

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Explogre, 20
Hello everyone👍👍👋👋👋We are a sub queer from New York and we enjoy making porn videos every day.
Our videos are very horny, long, and very intense, sometimes the sex is brutal and nasty that is our fetish.

WE ARE LOOKING FOR GUEST STARS.
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PLEASE APSOLUTELY 🛑🛑NO 🛑🛑 INQUIRIES ABOUT OWNING THE MALE PORTION OF US BECAUSE WE HAVE A STABLE IDENTITY.
🌶️
WE ARE FOR SALE AS A WE/THEY OF COURSE.
🚨🚨🚨🚨

GREETINGS FROM MACK & SILVIA
😋😋😉😉💚❤️👋

Comments

Explogre (Owner) – May 8, 2024
We suffer from crohns disease so please let us know at least 24h notice to make sure we’re not sick.

lucasclever – May 4, 2024
What are you? What a wonderful life oh oh oh.



 

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cryforthedemon, 18
im a cocky little painwhore and want my ass to be fucked up and cigarettes put out on it and also would love to be beaten up and i have a very cute face that looks great when it moans and pain gets me high and gets me off and the worse you wanna do the better no questions asked im down

Comments

cryforthedemon (Owner) – May 20, 2024
i make really good tacos. how about a fiesta on Cinco De Mayo? you supply the boy, ill bring the margaritas

johnnyriot – May 20, 2024
You are very handsome, my young friend!! I’d love to have you over to help me kill and eat a teenage white boy.

cryforthedemon (Owner) – May 18, 2024
i have been here before but things didn’t work out because i picked someone too old (yep health problems) i was only with him for maybe 3 months and he had kidney failure, so blah blah blah

Deep_dark_secrets – May 17, 2024
If you give him a Xanax, you don’t have to beat him up to get sex.

cryforthedemon (Owner) – May 14, 2024
scar on my back from a near snuff situation and i rather keep a shirt on when doing sex stuff – sorry if it’s a dealbreaker



 

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ulteriormotives, 19
I am a cute bottom boy in his late teens with plenty of experience but with a special fetish. I love to feed superior dom top men my shit. How come I am so into that? Simply men have been asking to eat my shit since my pre-teens, and I like when I do.

I am an easy going boy with no fucks to give and the will to have a good time. Fit smooth body, porcelain crack, big cock and balls, all available. But only get in touch if you’re also a dom secretly pathetic enough to become my toilet or even less than that.

If you think eating a submissive bottom’s shit is too weird and wrong, just do not message me in the first place. I have no interest in convincing you…😂 I am not a sub who wants to rehearse a Romeo & Juliet play. You should feel lucky to have found a bottom like me.

Comments

ulteriormotives (Owner) – May 16, 2024
It sounds weird but to me shitting in your mouth is a spiritual thing. It’s meditation for me to be a canvas for me.

James_the_stickman – May 13, 2024
On the one hand he’s a total sub to fuck hard, slap around, choke, and more, but all the time there’s his strange ability to make you want to do the thing which I am so ashamed to have done with him but which he clearly delighted in seducing me into being – his toilet.

idkwatmynamis – May 6, 2024
My first time ever eating the shit of a twink piggie bottom… i needed a big hit of poppers several times, and it was utterly disgusting but i came really hard. And I just wish i got past the mind block i had, and did it sooner.

TapDrinker989 – May 1, 2024
I have had the privilege of ingesting his waste by the kilos since early 2021. Don’t miss out on his logs.


 

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UnChienAndalou, 19
im looking for money. hi, my name is jakub. ive been looking for money for a long time, i don’t ask for too much

i prefer this than sitting around hanging with friends or family. yep don’t like them, or want them

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ManintheMoon – May 19, 2024
twin peaks enthusiast
popcorn addict
let him smell your books
sex work is work
your pig
lusty ghost
inattentive
social anxiety
slut
his name is skull🎸
ask him about his dildo collection

BakeWithMe – May 17, 2024
boy is wicked cool. boy gets horny and needs relief often. boy’s dick is yours to control. boy needs relief.

 

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DizzyPig, 19
I enjoy not knowing things, just a location and an agreed time.

Not understanding is my thing. Being drugged, forced to get drunk, confused, bound, hooded. Not being told what is going on, treated in an unpredictable way and having my brain messed with, just experiencing whatever you want me to experience.

The thing is, among my peers I need to keep a very masculine thug/hood appeal.

If you want to get really serious I can gather all my electronics that hold any evidence of our contact and bring them with me in a bag.

Comments

FFdom4teensT – May 9, 2024
ATM

fuckmachine – May 4, 2024
I apologise for asking. I’m just a man who is very big into anything and everything ass.

DizzyPig (Owner) – May 4, 2024
I asked a friend and he said I don’t.

fuckmachine – May 4, 2024
I am a direct, honest and a quick-witted person, I do not like nonsense and waste of time. So I’ll be clear: The only thing I’m looking for is a muscular and sexy ass. If you don’t have a muscular ass, we can’t match, if you have a muscular ass, we can’t match without sending your ass photo. I like to commodify the male body, romance and love are not for me. If we match, I’ll come get you immediately.


 

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idk, 20
experiment on me?

idk anything about anything

Comments

Thewaterfire – May 8, 2024
Expect the unexpected.

idk (Owner) – May 5, 2024
grandpas have nice cocks

top_tourist – May 2, 2024
Nice conversation, nice in bed.
Five stars 🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩.
Save him God.


 

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thetorturedpoet, 21
I know I look like an adorable 13yo but I’m 21 and into way more than meets the eye.

I want to swallow your cum, your piss, your shit, suck your nose, eat your snot, everything.

I need a master that will fuck me until I’m nothing, that will make me brainless and idiotic by fucking my throat until I cannot breathe.

I want a master that will fucking punish me if I don’t comply with every fucking rule, the stupidest ones.

You can give me any substance you want to make me unconscious for as long as you want.

Whatever you want from me you can take, all I ask is that you house me.

Don’t message me unless you are really interested.

Comments

thetorturedpoet (Owner) – May 19, 2024
I am now the slave of an elderly retired gentleman and reside in the Poconos.

MrObstinate – May 3, 2024
Oh dear God please don’t be fem.

thetorturedpoet (Owner) – May 2, 2024
Ageists can fuck off. I’m unapologetic about being 21. I’d rather look younger than my age than lie and say I’m 13 … and have men say I look hagged.

Masterking – Apr 27, 2024
I was born to be a slave master king 🤴🏾 and this title was giving me by my late grandfather. He was a slave master for 61 years and he have trained slaves from Europe and America. I took over from him since I was 10years, when my grandfather use to leave my to watch over the slaves when he leave for some urgent, whiles in they are in chain and I use to abuse and humiliate them, torture and make them feel the same way I watch my Grandfather train them. If you like master, you will love me.

Assinmyfrontal – Apr 26, 2024
Does drooling count as a thought?

toxicmissle – Apr 26, 2024
He was thoroughly bred by my toxic missile late May upon his return from college class. His kunt was brushed before and after each toxic load given and as it was a long session a lot of loads were delivered one of which into a scrape on his knee also brushed before and after to soak the juice of my toxic missile. I also injected my blood into this fucking whore. Your thoughts please.


 

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Muzz, 21
It was 14 when it was turned into a true skinhead. The Boss who took it wanted to keep it as his thing and to make it his fuck slave. He shaved it, dressed it and used it.

Each night its Boss would slap it and stomp it whenever He felt in the mood. Its body was marked and it was never allowed to cry. If it did, its Boss would tie it and hurt it.

It gave up its life and became a live in slave. Its body was taken to a meeting of Doms and Masters to be fucked, beaten and given to men for whatever they needed. It was put into fights and was totally fucked over again and again.

It is wanting to make its life this but permanently. Its Boss is dead. Its cunt is real loose now from hard fucking and fisting. Its mind has been fucked over with intense brainwashing and drugs. It wants more.

It was fucked over hard by my owner and by his mates. For seven years.

Comments

Anonymous – May 14, 2024
STUPID MOTHERFUCKER ASSHOLE

m0nday – May 9, 2024
First I got him shitfaced. Then I carved his hole out with toys. The biggest one blew out his back. I medicated him for the pain then his hole took my forearm. And he never stopped gooning.

Muzz (Owner) – May 6, 2024
I’m not huge. I’m not all, “Hey, I’m 8+ in!” I’m a 6, probably average size. Want a pic? Ask. I’m not going to exaggerate my size. I’m a little above average.



 

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inanemptymall, 18
I am an 18 year old boy who feels aroused when people are mean to me, not sure if I am into guys but I am into meanness.

When people are mean to me I become a depraved sex addict. I say this so that people are aware that I have mental health problems. I am in therapy and medicated, but it’s still very much a part of my life.

After sufficient meanness you can choose:
– vanilla
– rape
– chocked tf out
– gangbang
– fisting

If that already doesn’t sound like what you want, sorry.

Comments

BrandonCollinsberg – May 15, 2024
Oh my god, you’re finally legal!

spiritgames – May 12, 2024
„Born to die“ but not now!
A heart like a doomsday clock.
Go your way Tony it’s far from over.

inanemptymall (Owner) – May 10, 2024
I can not help it.

Wasandwasnt – May 10, 2024
Very whiny

inanemptymall (Owner) – May 7, 2024
I would love to go abroad and be abused by the lower classes.

Rich8119 – May 3, 2024
if your fist is in need of a human size muppet


 

 

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p.s. Hey. ** _Black_Acrylic, I wonder if I can use draich in something without just sounding pretentious. I sure hope you will crack on with your writing, yes, yes! ** Jar a’ Ravioli, The Eagles is technically underneath me, but yes. Would greatly prefer a heron. I’ve got lots of pigeons around if you’re interested. I’ll go find that song if I can, thank you! And you do the caring thing re: yourself too. ** Dominik, Hi!!! Oh, great, score, about the post. That’s a beautiful phrase and idea. Gosh. I’ll try to illustrate it with Bohemian Betyars. Cool. Yesterday’s love reminds me of a whole lot of people I text with. When people are mean to love he becomes a depraved sex addict, (but who doesn’t), G. ** Bill, Thank you, sir. Right, nudge to me to get the Gastr del Sol, thanks for that too. The Flanagan event was last night, and it seemed to go quite well. I think the store sold out of his book, and it’s pricey, so that’s something. ** James Bennett, Hi. That title ‘At Swim Two Birds’ has always intrigued me, but maybe I should leave it at intrigue. It was kind of everything about ‘Psychocandy’ that struck me as a role model. Distortion/clarity. High/low volume. Economy/sprawl. Reticence/catharsis. Precision/secretiveness. Etc. It was kind of the whole package. I wanted to translate the album’s overall effect into fiction. It didn’t work, of course, but having that goal worked somehow. Are those juices you mention now erupting, one hopes? ** dwt, If you ever get to Paris and take the tour, apparently there are tons of yellowed photos of the sewermen somewhere in there. You know, hating heat as I do, even dry heat, though less in that instance, I think I’ll bear the negative aspects of the rain, but I appreciate the offer. Good, whew: dog. Ugh, job stuff. You’ll be okay though, exactly. Ha. Take it easy. ** Justin D, Hi, J., glad it sat well with you. The post, I mean, and that word especially. Hm, your description of ‘Ripley’ intrigues me, but I dare not break the no TV spell lest I end up doughy eyed in approximation to my TV. First I need to break my ‘no more video games for a while’ rule. That’s what I really want to break. ** Lucas, Hi, Lucas. I’ve heard that word ‘doch’. I have some German friends. I like the way they pronounce it. It sounds rich. I’ll look at the explanation thank you. There’s a Russian word that sounds very similar that I think maybe does the same thing? Something like ‘toch’. Excellent about the story! I’m cheerleading you onwards. Hear the inaudible chanting. I had a big argument yesterday with someone who acts like they’re my mom but definitely is not. So, yeah. Bleah. My yesterday was rather yuck due to the incident I just described, but the reading was fun, and friends and I went to Hard Rock Cafe afterwards and ate nachos, and that part was good. My 2024 has been a pretty mixed bag, like yours, I’m guessing, but it could be worse, right? And here comes the weekend. Does yours foretell the wondrous? Scrunch to Sally. ** Oscar 🌀, Yeah, I know, sorry, my imagination went haywire there for a second. The words ‘hi Oscar’ clearly visible in a bowl of alphabet soup. Publishing, okay, very interesting. Do you have a dream publishing enterprise that you would presumably sit atop? Interesting. Maybe English is especially well geared to anger. It seems like French is more geared to passive aggression maybe. Sewer’s still flooded, but oh well. Rain is forecast to continue. But it’s okay, really. I wonder if her trinkets would materialise in my hands or whether I’d have whip out my phone and try to take a quick snap of them before they vanished? Either way’s fine. I hope everyone treats you like you’re an Academy Award/Oscar 🌀 that they’ve been nominated for all day and evening too. ** Harper, Good about the no-show. The internet is one amazing place, that’s for sure. It makes Tokyo seem like a hovel. I’m obviously with you on the style housing substance front. Sounds like those critiquers just don’t know where to look. Wise thoughts there at the end. Especially the last sentence. You should use that in something if you haven’t. That really should be a question mark instead of a period because I hate the word ‘should’, ugh. ** Steve, I’m guessing/betting the dental visit will be easy. Was it, though? Mm, no, no other J-Pop show, although, wait, I did see some K-Pop band play at an anime convention I went to. It was nice-ish. Very Backstreet Boys but a lot less earnest and so a lot better. You? I literally can’t think of anything on earth I would less rather attend than a Fire Island circuit party. And I did suffer through part of one once, so I know of what I speak. ** Sarah, Cool, yeah, we’re likeminded. Cool again about the novel or, rather, multiple ones. That does sound useful. I sometimes writes novels while simultaneously working on other projects, but never more than one novel, I don’t think. Oh, wait, no, I worked on ‘The Sluts’ off and on for ten years, and I did write a few other novels while I did that. Never mind, yeah. The evil YouTuber idea actually sounds pretty exciting, and def. not stupid. Maybe it needs to be insanely long? It’s weird that there haven’t been more good novels set on/in the internet. There are novels that simulate or are, like, Livejournal writing. A fair number of those. But … anyway, what you wrote makes total sense. And I’m excited by your ambition. The reading was nice. It wasn’t long at all, thank goodness. It was surprisingly pleasant and well received. It was the editor of the book talking and then me and Bernard Welt, who appears on the comments occasionally, briefly talking about how we knew Bob and then reading a few poems. Pretty simple. ** Shirley, I’m assuming you jest. ** Nicholas., Nice: the grass and rivers. I have lots of grass and a river a few blocks away from me, but the former is too wet to sit upon and the river is borderline flooding its banks at the moment. I remember slow cookers from my childhood. I was always afraid they were going to explode. I prefer microwaves because they’re fast, and they catch on fire rather than explode, which is less intimidating somehow. ** Uday, Thanks, pal. Haha, I use the blog to differentiate days too. Someone will say let’s meet up on, oh, June 2nd, and I immediately go to the blog’s control center to find out what day of the week that is. It’s very handy, this blog. I’m glad you’re keeping your friends alive. *bow* Jeff Jackson wasn’t my roommate. That’s funny. Where did you get that idea? Um, as far as I can remember, writing ‘I Wished’ was the only novel that made me crying whilst writing. I think I have a copy of ‘Antoine Monnier’ in my LA pad, but, if I have my way, no one will ever, ever see or read it. My fiction was not ready to be published when that was published. Luckily, I think just a handful if copies have survived and sell for so much money that no one will ever buy one. My week was, I would say, about two-thirds not good, and a third quite pleasant. Did you manage to have fun, value, etc. apart from being saintly to your friends? ** telly, Hi, telly! Thanks for popping in. I like when people pop in and out. It’s peppy. Yes, my French remains piss poor and will always be piss poor, I strongly suspect. So I hear you. As I told Uday, I like to pretend ‘Antoine Monnier’ never existed, and so far it’s been doing a pretty good job of granting that request. Horny comic, cool. That drawing you linked to is totally ace! Awesome! Thank you. No, I don’t think I have any special thing about school uniforms. My school didn’t do uniforms. I don’t think US school do the uniform thing that much? I did just load up a profile for next month’s slaves post by a guy who wants to live 24/7 in a school uniform and be regressed mentally to 12 years old. So I guess it does interest me to some degree. And I get it. It seems to be quite a popular fetish in the UK? Excited for your comic! The level of enthusiasm in your comment was perfect, finely tuned, and had an uplifting yet riveting effect. And I appreciate it. Take care, t. ** Muffin Man, Muffin Man! You exist! Say hi to Cupcake Man for me. That camera’s a total beaut. Wow, what a great distinguisher re: routine vs. system. I feel crystal clear. And I weirdly seem to relate to it. Thank you, my friend. You made me percolate when I really need to. Enjoy the metal line up. Metal of a variety of types? ** Right. End of the month, slaves, what more needs to be said. See you tomorrow.

10 Comments

  1. Dominik

    Hi!!

    Today’s selection is crazy good. So many beautiful people and fucked-up words. The comment “Loveless child / Burden of many / May they bury you deep” reads like a poem. Who’s your top pick?

    I talked about “sírva vigadás” with my mom yesterday, and she said that, to her, it also means a specific disposition where a person (or, in our case, an entire nation) can only feel good when they’re miserable. I thought I’d share this addition because it’s quite interesting and indeed a very typically Hungarian state.

    Who doesn’t, right? You can’t never tell love now that Jesus died in the cross for our sins after doing this anyways, Od.

  2. dwt

    I agree, this set is a standout for me, altho I’ve only perused a few others. Was this always an end-of-the-month thing?

    I saw mention of I Wished–I listen to the audiobook in bits as I walk the dog recently, which is part of how I came about to your blog. I appreciate listening to someone else read. Usually I use the robot readers and I love them, too. Today’s bit was the turrell/crater bit, which had me laughing.

    Fair on the dry heat bit. God can’t say I didn’t try. I prefer humidity myself, or at least, I have a soft spot for it in my heart, but am grateful for the dryness I live in.

  3. _Black_Acrylic

    Loved the Poetry Project feature!

    I watched Roy Andersson’s About Endlessness yesterday and really enjoyed it. A series of vignettes all stitched together, all vaguely tragicomic and each of them with something deep to say about the human condition. Most definitely one to see, if you’ve not already.

  4. Lucas

    hey dennis,

    today’s selection is great. the last photo—the exaggerated ironic edit of the emo cat—made me crack up as it’s something I would have made with my friends in, like, 2020 to make fun of someone or something. in fact I think I made one of my cat in a similar vein. the junji ito bits in the upper right corner were really popular back then. I know you’re not super into anime/manga but have you heard of him? I’ve only read a few of his manga but he’s a good horror artist, I’d recommend Tomie.

    thanks so much for the inaudible cheering haha. today was kind of busy so I didn’t get to write much but I did call a friend and we had a really nice conversation which helped relieve all the stress I had going on.
    that sounds really unpleasant with the argument you had with that person, I can’t stand people who are so self righteous and controlling in that way. I’m glad to hear your day ended on a good note though. there’s a Hard Rock Cafe in my city and I’ve never been, would you recommend going? even if it’s probs not 100% the same

    my 2024 has also been a mixed bag so far, but even with all the problems I’ve been having recently, I’d say it’s trending towards good. I guess it’s just a normal growing up thing but I’ve gotten a lot better at dealing with my problems, at finding outlets for my creativity and boredom and I’ve had so many new experiences too etc etc.
    all my weekend foretells so far is maybe having to see a football (as in soccer, fyi) game with my dad tomorrow, but maybe it’ll be amusing. how about yours?

  5. Misanthrope

    Dennis, Hahahaha. You learning from me is like a buttefly turning back into a caterpillar. 😛

    Yeah, I need the thoughtlessness. I need the fluff. Things get heady and hectic and I’m just like, rest, little Misa, rest. Let in the light and airy and fluffy.

    I feel like, for me, all the dark stuff becomes soul sucking after a while. Mind you, I like it, but I can’t do it all the time anymore. I need my bits of fluff.

    I hope your weekend is swell. Tonight, Alex and I are going to that Korean BBQ place that I mentioned before.

    I have to go into the office Monday. I’ll finally get to meet my coworker Shaneak. She’ll be in. I should warn her about me. 😛

    I was just thinking: I haven’t asked after Yury in a while. How’s he doing? I’ve never met him in real life, but I like him. He’s a good egg.

  6. HaRpEr //

    Hey Dennis. Sorry, faulty name again.
    Yeah, you’re right about that sentence. I have a small book of quips I make up to use in writing and / or conversation as if I’m Oscar Wilde or someone. I think most epigrams take an established thing everyone takes for granted and then flip them on their head. I’ll make one up on the spot… ‘Most people think that books are rectangular, I happen to think that they are a prism’. I like using epigrams because I think I like it when dialogue seems unnatural, and they can also be interesting tonal shifters.

    I really like your escort posts because there’s actually a lot of artistry in their photos and some of the lines that they come up with, whether intentional or not. If you go to film school or something they tell you one way to light up a shot according to the specific scenario (at least according to my experience), but obviously since escorting isn’t an art they have the freedom to do what they want in that regard. So what I’m saying is that this is Orson Welles’ legacy right here.

  7. Steve

    The dental visit was awful. 2 & 1/2 hours of surgery, and we couldn’t finish extraction because I was in a lot of pain. I have to contact another dentist Monday morning and try to book an appointment for surgery with them, but it’ll have to be under sedation. My plans for the weekend and next week are up in the air.

  8. Justin D

    Hey, Dennis! You’ve got to love a slave with a Baudelaire quote in their bio. I admire his philosophy that you can glean everything you need to know about a person from a well selected quote. Maybe he’s on to something? Maybe we should all walk around wearing clothing with quotes on them in hope of advertising a perfect distillation of ourselves? Which particular video game(s) are you trying to give up? Hope you have a lovely weekend!

  9. Bill

    Well obviously UnChienAndalou, Twin Peaks fan and book smeller, caught my eye. Some of these guests, geez. Toxic missile?

    This was quite enjoyable:
    https://app.gopassage.com/events/tales-of-the-east-village

    Funny, I always imagined Bruce Benderson to be taller and more physically imposing.

    Was visiting a friend in Santa Rosa, stopped by a bookstore that was full of surprises. There was a signed copy of Thom Gunn’s Collected Poems. I couldn’t resist grabbing a copy of the first edition hardcover of Wrong, to go with the paperback I already have.

    Bill

  10. Oscar 🌀

    A display of plastic-rubber keychains, perhaps with animals but definitely with names, where upon rotating it a few times you spot ‘Dennis’ on the (hi!)ghest shelf.

    Slaves day! idk seems charming. Sometimes ‘idk anything about anything’ either and I think it’s good to admit that. BestSlaveEver seems like a hoot too — flashlight-fleshlight, tomato-tomato. But most of all I wanna poke around in iwantmoremoremore’s brain, probably for an extended period of time, just to figure out what’s going on up there.

    Also, yeah, I’d presumably like to sit atop some sort of non-fiction venture, I think, but I’m pretty loosey-goosey. And, hey, it might just happen! I got an unconditional offer yesterday hahaha :3 48-hour turnaround from application to acceptance, which feels like Academy Award/Oscar 🌀 treatment for sure — so big thank you to your hope from yesterday!

    How’s your weekend looking? Anything fun on the cards? I hope that today you discover something that makes you feel the same way I felt in 2012 when I heard ‘I’ve Seen Footage’ by Death Grips for the first time.

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