The blog of author Dennis Cooper

“I’m not into much but I love teaching guys how to make full use of my perineum since that’s how I get off as I don’t use my genitals and my ass scares me.”

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givemeurmoney, 22
Castilla y León

Young guy. Sporty. Body off the charts. New to this site. I do not really understand here. I would like to find a man with whom I can freeload the rest of my life.

Guestbook of givemeurmoney

givemeurmoney (Owner) – Aug 13, 2021
If you’re old enough to be my grandpa, I’m sorry, no, but thank you for your service to our country!!!!

Dick M, Uncut
Body Athletic, Little hair
Piercings No
Tattoos No
Smoking No
Speaks Spanish, English
Position Versatile
FF No
Kissing Consent
Safer sex Let’s talk
Dirty No
S&M Soft
Rate per hour 100 €
Overnight 300 €

 

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6’4″, 23
Basel

I like Mozart and Slayer. I work as a clothing salesman. I help to make a choice for people who cannot decide on the choice of clothes. And I really like to jog in the morning before work. And I would really enjoy helping a man get off in the way that turns him on before I get too old, life is short.

Guestbook of 6’4″

6’4″ (Owner) – – Aug 6, 2021
To clients please refrain from biting, I know you are excited but please control yourselves.

JuLouis – – Aug 1, 2021
I would like to change a few things about your body. Let me talk to you about it.

Dick XL, Uncut
Body Slim, Shaved
Piercings No
Tattoos No
Smoking Socially
Speaks German, English
Position More Bottom
FF No
Kissing Yes
Safer sex Let’s talk
Dirty WS only
S&M No
Rate per hour 250 €
Overnight 900 €

 

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gaygymnast8, 18
Mission Viejo

I’m a gay gymnast, almost qualified for the Olympics team, looking for admirers.

I don’t do drugs and do not wish to be around them. I do enjoy getting plastered on cocktails.

Guestbook of gaygymnast8

mouse – – Aug 10, 2021
Doesn’t get naked or put out.
But lets guys steal his stuff.
I got a stinky feet fetish and his shoes stunk so I took them.
Doesn’t care when guys keep his shit.

SluttyGrandad – – Aug 9, 2021
you can nuzzle him a bit while he flinches, but it’s mostly like a press conference

gaygymnast8 (Owner) – – Aug 7, 2021
Never been inside a woman and don’t intend to start now so stop asking me to fuck your wife or sissy boy.

Dick M, Cut
Body Athletic, Smooth
Piercings No
Tattoos No
Smoking No
Speaks English
Position Prefer not to say
FF No
Kissing No
Safer sex Always
Dirty No
S&M No
Rate per hour 100 $
Overnight On request

 

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Comegetyourtina, 20
Frankfurt

HNH PHARMACY
HNH STUFF HIT ME UP 0683 547 9 935

Guestbook of Comegetyourtina

Ydeker – – Aug 5, 2021
Its customer relations (sex) are questionable but in the end its tina is clean and scrumptious.

Shadow050 – – Aug 3, 2021
Is there anyone left who doesn’t need a chemical fix to replace their real self?

Comegetyourtina – – Aug 3, 2021
3mmc 4mmc Tina ecstasy meph shit poppers coke viagra cialis heroin fentanyl mdma pills G weed

Bendover – – Aug 3, 2021
There are 2 parts in his brain;
There is nothing right on the left part:
There is nothing left on the right part.

Dick L, Uncut
Body Slim, Smooth
Piercings Yes
Tattoos Yes
Smoking Yes
Speaks German, English
Position Bottom only
FF Passive
Kissing No
Safer sex Never
Dirty Yes
S&M Yes
Rate per hour On request
Overnight On request

 

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hey_tom, 18
Budapest

I am jus looking for rich people to do some stupid shit with

Guestbook of hey_tom

hey_tom (Owner) – – Aug 16, 2021
Moooooooo🐄🐄🐄🐄

dannywap – – Aug 16, 2021
I deal weed and I want a pothead who can love me as much as he cums and pisses in my mouth. I’m hoping to find a pothead who will freeze the loads I’m not around to swallow so I can swallow them the next time I can see him.

hey_tom (Owner) – – Aug 11, 2021
Theres a 10 inch dick, 800E and a shit ton of bud on their way to destroy me so have a great weekend dudes

imlevitating – – Aug 9, 2021
I think he to be the most stoned shag that I’ve ever have he’s so stoned he literally down for anything you ask for he’ll light a joint and do it he can be fucked and he can be done

EmbodimentOfChaos – – Aug 8, 2021
weed weed weed weed weed

Dick M, Uncut
Body Slim, Little hair
Piercings, No
Tattoos No
Smoking Yes
Speaks Hungarian, English
Position More Bottom
FF Passive
Kissing Yes
Safer sex Let’s talk
Dirty No
S&M Yes
Hourly Rate 100€
Overnight Rate On request

 

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UnLuckystar, 18
Houston

18 Str8T top 5 feet 9″ with XXL size driller ,bottom rider . I even turn black people into red ,husband in couple role I prefer more position breeding on command rather on boring stuff ,huge cock . It grew when puberty hit and hasn’t stopped since . and I always cum three times .

Guestbook of UnLuckystar

whatyouwant – – Aug 2, 2021
Piece of advice: If you’re really such a total top, don’t advertise your ass with the word brutal and fire planted over it.

Dick XXL, Cut
Body Slim, Smooth
Piercings, No
Tattoos No
Smoking No
Speaks English
Position Top only
FF Active
Kissing No
Safer sex Let’s talk
Dirty Yes
S&M Yes
Rate per hour 200 $
Overnight 1000 $

 

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Getdown, 18
Mexico City

Get Down with the Getdown! Let’s get down any way you want! Teenager! Gimme ur number! I do good I want good!

•in high demand

Guestbook of Getdown

Getdown (Owner) – – Aug 7, 2021
Hey letsfun, were you my 10 pm on Thursday? I think I’m in love with you. Call me.

letsfun – – Aug 5, 2021
He spent most of our date rearranging my living room in an adderral fueled manic rage while heavily sweating.

lonely_dog – – Aug 1, 2021
Face/hair/style value is 10 but when he was naked, his body was very banged up. He said it’s because he rides BMX bikes, but …

camelblue – – July 28, 2021
I loved everything about your penis. I loved how it looks, that thick fleshy shaft. I loved the head so much, that beautiful shape, the feeling of taking that whole spongy head in my mouth, feeling along the ridges of it with my tongue. I loved knowing how sensitive it felt for him when I had it in my mouth. I loved that it came with a pair of balls too. I loved that hot nutsack just hanging there attached to your cock. I loved rolling your testicles in between my fingers, knowing that millions of sperm cells were inside that nut, and I wanted so badly to crack it open and make them come out. It was so hot knowing that the only reason your cock exists is to squirt out the hot sperm from your testicles. Your penis and ballsack were so beautiful, but sucking it was so fun because I got to eat semen at the end. Sperm is so hot, their shape their little tails swimming so violently and aggressively to get to an egg. They are the essence of men, in this case you. I loved knowing that when I tasted your salty hot load, I was eating millions of those sperm. Literally millions of flaggelating, swimming sperm just violently squirting into my mouth, coating my tongue and throat. My mouth was full of millions of these sticky little guys tingling down my throat and leaving a strong spermy aftertaste. I knew I was truly experiencing you when you shot millions of your kids, your living male cells into my mouth.

Dick L, Uncut
Body Slim, Shaved
Piercings Yes
Tattoos No
Smoking No
Speaks Spanish, English
Position Versatile
FF No answer
Kissing Consent
Safer sex Let’s talk
Dirty No
S&M Soft
Rate per hour 200 $
Overnight On request

 

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mademeagirl, 20
Dusseldorf

IM slave OF MY GIRLFRIEND FERNANDA, SHE feminize me, make me a girl and SALES MY ASS. i kiss a lot, i love sucking mouth, i have a lot of semen. YOU CAN DO WITH ME WHEREVER YOUR WANT.

Guestbook of mademeagirl

LetMeFuckYou99 – – July 29, 2021
As a girl he is hot and vapid and pea brained to a degree I had not believed was humanly possible.

mademeagirl (Owner) – – July 25, 2021
I entered a 5 year contract with MY GIRLFRIEND FERNANDA in October 2020 and am loyal to her. I am presently being punished for repeated disrespect and disobedience.

JamesLayton2544 – – July 25, 2021
I’ve only spent those 45 minutes with you but I strongly advise you to leave your girlfriend.

mademeagirl (Owner) – – July 20, 2021
MY LIPS ARE THE GUN, MY SMILE IS THE TRIGGER, MY TONGUE IS THE BULLET.

Ihateithere – – July 20, 2021
His girlfriend wore a strap-on and we smashed his ass in all night while we were all very intoxicated.

Dick S, Uncut
Body Slim, Smooth
Piercings No
Tattoos No
Smoking Yes
Speaks German, English
Position Bottom only
FF Passive
Kissing Yes
Safer sex Never
Dirty WS only
S&M Yes
Rate per hour 1 €
Overnight 60 €

 

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DirtyDiapers, 19
Prague

Hi.. I selling the diapers.. socks

I can send you which colour and type of diaper you want..
My order is:

3 days old diaper
6 days old diaper
9 days old diaper

Socks:
3-6 days old socks.. White or black.

If my stuff piques your interest I’ll need to talk with my gf first and get the sale approved.

Guestbook of DirtyDiapers

mynameisbear – – Aug 12, 2021
I loved to share his privacy. I loved being welcomed to his naughty scents in various atmospheres. Do you want to snort him in rogue mode? It is heavy!! Serious ecstasy to know him in pure veneration in his smoking clothes!

ninamm – – Aug 4, 2021
I loved to travel through your body!

Dick L, Uncut
Body Slim, Smooth
Piercings No
Tattoos No
Smoking Yes
Speaks Czech, German, English
Position Prefer not to say
FF No
Kissing No
Safer sex Always
Dirty Yes
S&M No
Rate per hour On request
Overnight On request

 

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asianfemboy, 18
Berlin

I’m your bottom Take me to your place…

Guestbook of asianfemboy

Nikko0 – – Aug 15, 2021
HIRE HIM ESCORT
HIRE HIM BOYFRIEND
HIRE HIM STAYCATION
HIRE HIM EVERYTHING

ithinkweird – – Aug 9, 2021
I don’t usually like asians but I ate him like a zombie!

noeffortjustvibes – – Aug 9, 2021
I hope the universe brings you all that you desire in ways that you would have never thought possible.

BB10 – – Aug 4, 2021
Normally my thing is sucking off Asian fem boys and eating their cum, but his precum tasted like something I would pour into my car’s engine, so I was forced to change tacks. That left sodomy, and while it is far from being what I prefer, under the conditions presented by his ass, it posed no problem to me.

Annapaulamass – – July 30, 2021
I would like to suggest that the first three reviewers are one of the following: Ciallis addicts, liars, have terrible taste in boys or all three.

BB10 – – July 27, 2021
Hell yea. I bred his pussy too, easy, medium, fast and Express. For chump change 🥵

Ripemuscleboy – – July 26, 2021
Amazing how many inches he can take. his pussy was so happy it sang for me.

hottop2993 – – July 24, 2021
I fucked his hole or pussy or whatever you want to call it for more than 6 hrs non stop.

Dick S, Uncut
Body Slim, Shaved
Piercings Yes
Tattoos No
Smoking Yes
Speaks Korean, English
Position Bottom only
FF Passive
Kissing Yes
Safer sex Let’s talk
Dirty No
S&M Yes
Rate per hour 60 €
Overnight On request

 

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BoyOwner, 19
Las Vegas

I have a friend who wants to sell his teenage son.

The boy lives by court order with his grandparents in Las Vegas, his grandparents don’t like him or know about his lifestyle so if he goes missing they wont care.

The boy is fantastically undisciplined.

Guestbook of BoyOwner

Anonymous – – Aug 10, 2021
If it matters he plays “Kurt Cobain” in the local Nirvana tribute band Grandpa Joe.

Dick M, Cut
Body Slim, Little hair
Piercings No answer
Tattoos Yes
Smoking Yes
Speaks English
Position More Bottom
FF Passive
Kissing Yes
Safer sex Let’s talk
Dirty Yes
S&M Yes
Rate per hour On request
Overnight 10000 $

 

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thatfacethoseears, 24
Paterson

This will sound unusual but I am looking for men to take sexual pleasure from my ears. My ears always stuck out growing up and I was always teased about them. I’m still a little sensitive about it but, at the same time, I am turned on by men tugging, kissing, licking, nibbling, flicking, and using my ears.

As I grew older, I mostly put it out of my mind but recently, I was reminded how much I enjoy it, while at the same time, try to deny it.

I need men to bring me out and take me and my ears shyness to the point of no return! Force me to show off my ears and show everyone how much I enjoy having them. I hope I can find the right men out there.

Guestbook of thatfacethoseears

HeadlessSlave – – Aug 1, 2021
No, just my whole head.

uncutbear4fun – – Aug 1, 2021
pk,Never heard of that town will look it up though. You want to lose your manhood?

HeadlessSlave – – Aug 1, 2021
Reddick, Florida.

uncutbear4fun – – Aug 1, 2021
Currently Imam in St. Pete , soon in Tampa temporary for a few weeks. Where are you located??

HeadlessSlave – – Aug 1, 2021
@uncutbear4fun You’re fellow Floridian, aren’t you? Where are you?

uncutbear4fun – – Aug 1, 2021
Funnily enough I am looking for a young guy who wants to let me harvest his ears, extreme torture to beyond saving them. Followed by suicided, snuffed. Also same deal with his penis and balls.

Dick M, Cut
Body Athletic, Little hair
Piercings, No
Tattoos No
Smoking No
Speaks English
Position More Bottom
FF No
Kissing Consent
Safer sex Always
Dirty no
S&M Yes
Rate per hour 10 $
Overnight 50 $

 

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PrettyGoldenBoy, 23
Dallas

I give a blowjob and get fucked in the ass for 200 DOLLARS

Guestbook of PrettyGoldenBoy

clark4ever – – Aug 11, 2021
Stephen !!!! No need to advertise, you have so many clients already it’s more than enough for you already tsk tsk !! Are we not making you tired enough you delicious total package !!

crimsonriver – – Aug 9, 2021
Hello there darling.

PrettyGoldenBoy (Owner) – – Aug 8, 2021
Coming to terms with the fact that my dick is smaller than average and can’t get hard.

sexontop – – Aug 5, 2021
Hi baby !!!!. Good thing I found you again here. I lost your phone number you deleted your account here suddenly and I don’t know why. I will never forget the many times we made love because you made me a complete person those nights. I love you baby and I miss your ass so bad but I will be back inside it in a few days.

Dick L, Uncut
Body Athletic, Shaved
Piercings No
Tattoos Yes
Smoking No
Speaks English
Position Bottom only
FF No answer
Kissing Consent
Safer sex Rarely
Dirty WS only
S&M Soft
Rate per hour 200 $
Overnight 1000 $

 

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cutest_ever_nico, 20
Philadelphia

Deep down I feel like I am completely worthless and insignificant. I am a nothing. I believe fully that no matter what I do it is never good enough. I definitely don’t want sympathy. That is a fact.

I have no interest in ever recovering from this state. I like it here and it turns me on. This frozen state should be used to dismantle my psyche until it can’t be put back together.

I want to grow more and more and more worthless. I want the whole core of my being slowly stripped and broken down even more than I already am until I am no longer a self but just rubble which says yes and thank you.

Guestbook of cutest_ever_nico

ThunderingSurf – – Aug 8, 2021
Doesn’t mention he’s the Sylvia Plath of onlyfans

cutest_ever_nico (Owner) – – Aug 7, 2021
Now free if you’re over 45 and fat.

highcountry – – Aug 3, 2021
My fantasy involves a stick of dynamite in your ass, a wooden box, and a six foot hole with a fresh mound of earth ready to fill in…

cutest_ever_nico (Owner) – – Aug 2, 2021
You should try being cute and worthless and see how you like it!

5omePig – – Aug 2, 2021
You feel “completely worthless” but you call yourself cutest_ever_nico?!

GayFriend – – July 31, 2021
He just wanted to smell my sweaty socks. He wanted to smell my feet and shoes as well but not as much as my socks.

Dick S, Uncut
Body Slim, Shaved
Piercings No
Tattoos No
Smoking No
Speaks English
Position More Bottom
FF Passive
Kissing Yes
Safer sex Let’s talk
Dirty No answer
S&M Yes
Rate per hour 150 $
Overnight 450 $

 

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fuckedinthehead, 20
London

I’m up for literally anything.
Except sex- I’m saving myself for someone special.
But apart from that …

Guestbook of fuckedinthehead

Willing – – Aug 2, 2021
What if I were to find the artery in you that pumps and the artery in me that receives and be chain linked and let the blood flow from you to me like dialysis 😵

Pawel – – Aug 2, 2021
You’re hot af so deal with it

realbastardXXL – – Aug 2, 2021
Nice boy, interesting to talk to, but the inability to fuck him is unbearable.

Dick L, Uncut
Body Slim, Smooth
Piercings No
Tattoos No
Smoking No
Speaks English
Position Prefer not to say
FF No
Kissing Consent
Safer sex Always
Dirty No
S&M Yes
Hourly Rate 125£
Overnight Rate 950£

 

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straight_boy_bottom, 23
Los Angeles

That’s right I am straight and I am your bottom. Butt sex is an art and when my ass is in the air, I am Pablo picssso. My clients pay 30 dollars an hour typically and do not regret seeing me.

Ladies requests are very welcomed.
Divas and Rich Bitches are welcomed too.
Same goes for Sugar Mammies and Daddies.

Guestbook of straight_boy_bottom

straight_boy_bottom (Owner) – – Aug 8, 2021
Interesting … Generally I can’t tell unless I hear the guy grunting or he yells I’m coming. Once a guy pulled out about half way when he came and I could feel his load shooting out. I have one black guy regular who hires me usually once a week. He fucks deep and fast, usually shooting within 5 or 10 minutes. When this guy shoots a load, I can feel it – like a fire- in my ass. I don’t know if his pH is that much different, or if his body temp is that much higher- cum wise at least- but I really know he has shot!

Anonymous – – Aug 8, 2021
Question: How often do you feel a top cumming in your ass?

iFuckyouGood – – Aug 6, 2021
He hates that he has to prostitute himself and makes that abundantly clear.

Dick L, Cut
Body Athletic, Shaved
Piercings No
Tattoos No
Smoking Socially
Speaks English
Position Bottom only
FF Passive
Kissing Consent
Safer sex Let’s talk
Dirty No
S&M Soft
Rate per hour 250 $
Overnight 700 $

 

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BlakeDysonX, 22
Colorado Springs

Twink pornstar Blake Dyson. Now fully detoxed and available with personality and brain! Let’s go sculpture hunting in all the galleries that Colorado springs offers, and nerd out about techniques used. Let’s take a trip to a museum, and teach each other something new.

Guestbook of BlakeDysonX

BlakeDysonX (Owner) – – Aug 10, 2021
I’m not back to 100% yet and I probably won’t be for a few weeks but I went into this rehab with a fever of 103, vomiting, body aches, and being dizzy but they broke my fever and I’m not vomiting anymore.

BlakeDysonX (Owner) – – Aug 6, 2021
Otw to rehab again I go

BlakeDysonX (Owner) – – Aug 6, 2021
My life is fucking over

troll201 – – Aug 6, 2021
For two years I’ve wanted to screw you until the mattress was a sopping wet sponge squirting sweat at the walls and now I have and it wasn’t the beginning of enough remarkably.

BlakeDysonX (Owner) – – Aug 5, 2021
Bitch 5 margaritas 10 sniffables and rearrange my guts otherwise keep my name out of your mouth

BlakeDysonX (Owner) – – Aug 3, 2021
Just rudely woken up from a 4 pina coladas induced nap by the ouchies of 2 horse hung guy double penetrating me lol

BlakeDysonX (Owner) – – Aug 2, 2021
Do I have any hung fans in CS that trade coke for ass destruction I need a bump like yesterday lol

DavidBlowie – – Aug 2, 2021
Very strange little fem ultra-nerd, but you can fuck him like your dick is a knife and he killed your dog.

Dick M, Cut
Orientation Gay
Body Slim
Body hair Shaved
Piercings No
Tattoos No
Smoking Yes
Speaks English
Position More bottom
SM Yes
Dirty WS only
FF Prefer not to answer
Safer Sex Let’s talk
Rate per hour On request
Overnight On request

 

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IvanPacenkov, 21
Moscow

I swear I’m made for being in a serious long and true relation of LOVE, ‘Fakers’ or ‘undecided’ guys only into Quick-Sex-Dates, please, stay far-away from me, no-one is gonna make me give-up of believing in true ‘Love’… but, if you believe that life ‘shared by 2’ deserves to survive, it means that not everything is completely lost…♥ ♥ ♥

Guestbook of IvanPacenkov

IvanPacenkov (Owner) – – Aug 5, 2021
In a room full of men would you still stare at me? Send an answer homie.

Dick L, Uncut
Body Slim, Shaved
Piercings No
Tattoos No
Smoking No
Speaks Russian, Polish, English
Position Versatile
FF Active/Passive
Kissing Yes
Safer sex Let’s talk
Dirty No answer
S&M Yes
Hourly Rate 120€
Overnight Rate On request

 

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justtmeandyou, 18
Las Vegas

My name is Mx. PipSqueak. I’m a 18 year old 4’8″ tall Trans Non-Binary, Bi and Ace individual who has no idea how I got here. My pronouns are They/Them, It/Its, or That/Thats. I can only accommodate if you sneak in my window in the middle of the night and I don’t drive so come pick me up. I’m not into much but I love teaching guys how to make full use of my perineum since that’s how I get off as I don’t use my genitals and my ass scares me. If you’re interested hmu I’m sure we can come to an arrangement that benefits us both.

Guestbook of justtmeandyou

bennyyy_ – – Aug 10, 2021
Be aware that his perineum is literally the size of a postage stamp.

lightperson – – Aug 10, 2021
I have an insane perineum fetish. I wanna call you my trans bitch and tell you that your perineum is so fucking delicious. I wanna be there for you also when you’re not feeling well, but talk about licking your perineum after. I’m a very conservative person that hates fags but I want to marry you like the human being that I am.

justtmeandyou (Owner) – – Aug 10, 2021
You can use my genitals like worry beads or something if you want but they won’t change, or not if I have anything to say about it.

bennyyy_ – – Aug 9, 2021
Don’t underestimate the limitations that arise from his minusculity.

Dick S, Uncut
Body Athletic, Little hair
Piercings No
Tattoos No
Smoking Yes
Speaks English
Position Prefer not to say
FF NO
Kissing Consent
Safer sex Always
Dirty No
S&M No
Hourly Rate 150$
Overnight Rate 400$

 

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K1nkY_BttmT3cHn0-8oy, 23
Munich

°°°I’m a 23 y. German Techno-DJ 🎶 g⭕⭕d ass 🏳️‍🌈 Kinky 💯 just bttm & passi🔥☄️ Chemsfriendly ☮️ SuckFuckFistMyPussy 💦 Toyplays 🥒 Techno-DJ 💵 Hot Pics & Videos

Guestbook of K1nkY_BttmT3cHn0-8oy

heythere00 – – July 27, 2021
I thought he would look hot with a shaved head but he doesn’t at all, sorry everyone

MorganLuke – – July 24, 2021
You can already see in the pictures that drugs are aging you into a sagging middle aged mediocrity, and that is really meant in a friendly way …

MRBrutus – – July 19, 2021
He may not be the prettiest… or the juiciest… but let me tell you something… he’s also not the smartest.

Dick L, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Slim, Little hair
Piercings Yes
Tattoos No
Smoking Yes
Speaks German
Position Bottom only
Kissing No
FF Passive
S&M Yes
Dirty WS only
Safer Sex Rarely
Rate per hour 100 €
Overnight On request

 

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torture4jack, 18
Dublin

Love hurts. I’m Jack, I am 18 years old. Looking for cruel but loving men to rent me for anything and anywhere with anyone at any time 😀

Life has no limits and I haven’t either.

Strip me down, tie me up and torture me for as long as you like… I bet you get tired before I do 😉 Just make sure that I am crying by the end of it 😉

Let’s make it real- really torture me for any information you like and don’t stop until you get it… then maybe a couple more hours just to punish me (GAGGED OF COURSE!)

Sex without pain is like food without taste 🥰

✅Ask me about the most extreme things I’ve done.

Guestbook of torture4jack

scaryotter – – Aug 6, 2021
Maybe you’ll reconsider your no sugar daddy rule if I mention that I’m a mentally unstable paramedic?

torture4jack (Owner) – – Aug 6, 2021
Sorry to all the sugardaddy profiles not looking to relocate I see getting tortured as more of a fun hobby than something where I have to uproot my entire life.

torture4jack (Owner) – – Aug 3, 2021
I currently have my balls locked inside a hefty padlock. (I’ll share a picture if you ask.) I wonder what would happen if a man used a couple rolls of duct tape to tape me solid and then, when I couldn’t stop him, what would happen if he filled the keyhole in the padlock full of solder or glue? How horrible, right? My balls would be permanently locked. It would take a real sadistic man to do that. If my mouth were taped shut, he wouldn’t even need to ask if he could do it because I couldn’t answer anyway. That would be just awful!

aardvark – – Aug 2, 2021
The stuff you’ve heard about him is not true…he’s way worse. But life is to be lived so grab his head with both hands, shake until he concusses and enjoy the fireworks.

Dick M, Uncut
Body Average, Little hair
Piercings No
Tattoos No
Smoking No
Speaks English
Position Bottom only
FF Passive
Kissing Yes
Safer sex Let’s talk
Dirty Yes
S&M Yes
Rate per hour On request
Overnight On request

 

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englishPlease, 22
London

Hello!I bet you are wondering what am I trying to do here!Well if you are interested,I am a heterosexual guy,educated and well mannered,here to provide services of a friend.Now how would that look like?Well..my main focus is to care for you.Make you feel better.Something like alfa hetero private guardian angel:))Ok sex too but meh since i am heterosexual but…

Dick L, Uncut
Body Athletic, Shaved
Piercings No
Tattoos No
Smoking No
Speaks English
Position Prefer not to say
FF No
Kissing Consent
Safer sex Prefer not to say
Dirty Yes
S&M Yes
Hourly Rate 150£
Overnight Rate On request

 

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LunarGuardian, 20
Budapest

“If life is a bowl of vanillas ice cream, small moments we enjoyed are colorful sprinkles all over it.”

“They say you can’t buy happiness, but you can buy ice-cream, and it’s pretty much the same thing✨”

Start our conversation with an 🍦emoji ( i answer only for them😃)

Men who play Camp Buddy say I look exactly like Hunter XD

Ps; Spread love✨

Guestbook of LunarGuardian

zacryant – – Aug 8, 2021
Wait I just read the first comment, never mind.

zacryant – – Aug 8, 2021
I have a fantasy of kidnapping Hunter from Camp Buddy, brainwashing him to understand his place in the hierarchy of real vs. animation and making him suffer increasing sadistic sexual torment in the back of my van, do you think you can do that for me😜

mehungry – – Aug 2, 2021
Forget something? How about that you’re a trans boy? Almost a normal boy, without a pole but with a pit?

Dick S, Uncut
Body Slim, Smooth
Piercings No
Tattoos No
Smoking No
Speaks Hungarian, Czech, Japanese, Italian, English
Position More Bottom
FF No answer
Kissing Yes
Safer sex Let’s talk
Dirty No answer
S&M No answer
Rate per hour 100 €
Overnight 500 €

 

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ToiletteEcologique, 20
Lyon

Hello, Bonjour, I’m French. I’ve played the cello for over 13 years and am a student in art, art history, fashion and fashion history. But you’re probably looking for a little more than just cultural conversation 😉 I’m a toilet. I’m a mess, I know.

Guestbook of ToiletteEcologique

ToiletteEcologique (Owner) – – Aug 2, 2021
Okay but I don’t want a person that would manipulate me in any way be it emotionally, mentally or physically. That is the worst kind of person and I’ve already dealt with that kind of person in my life.

Eroswild – – Aug 2, 2021
I love feeding twinks dog and horse shit and have a lot of experience watching twinks eat both. I’m looking for a twink who is willing to let me provide him with dog shit or horse manure. You would ideally enjoy eating animal shit.

ToiletteEcologique (Owner) – – July 26, 2021
Thank you very much

Piss-N-Boots – – July 26, 2021
That sounds like an incredibly bad idea. That will continuously concentrate the toxins, and eventually cause kidney dysfunction at best or total renal failure at worst. I admire the mind that generated this proposal in any case.

ToiletteEcologique (Owner) – – July 26, 2021
There’s a Top that’s offered to give me a steady income if I drink nothing but his piss moving forward. No juice, soda, or even plain water. Piss should be my only form of hydration. He says piss should be what I start and end my day with. He says it’s actually very healthy and has some benefits. I was wondering if anyone knew if this was safe long-term. I’m more than willing give up all beverages in favor of piss if it pays my bills, but I want to know if there are any potential complications. I’m particularly concerned about my teeth and kidneys.

ToiletteEcologique (Owner) – – July 11, 2021
Thank you very much

Marcomarco – – July 11, 2021
The best one is the first shit in the morning..better if he just shot up

POLAND85 – – July 11, 2021
i always eat shit from heroin addicts i love this taste

ToiletteEcologique (Owner) – – July 11, 2021
I’m just curious. I’ve agreed to eat shit from a heroin addict. Is their shit different than taking a normal guy’s shit, is there like a difference in taste or anything like that?

Dick S, Uncut
Body Slim, Little hair
Piercings Yes
Tattoos Yes
Smoking Yes
Speaks English, French
Position Bottom only
FF Passive
Kissing Yes
Safer sex Let’s talk
Dirty Yes
S&M Yes
Rate per hour 250 €
Overnight 800 €

 

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where_is_my_daddy69, 19
Frankfurt

I’m obsessed with me as much as you are.

I have a bf and he doesn’t need to know about this part of my life.

Due to medical issues you may notice I only have one testicle. This doesn’t effect anything sexually and is just visibly not there.

Guestbook of where_is_my_daddy69

Sluthunk – – Aug 10, 2021
His missing ball is an issue but let’s face it, he would never let old guys anywhere near him if he had two.

Looking2fuk – – Aug 7, 2021
Good thing you added the missing ball alert to your profile because that was a most unpleasant surprise.

SebastianBer5 – – Aug 4, 2021
Cute as a button – but one ball. But I need TWO.

Dick M, Uncut
Body Slim, Little hair
Piercings, No
Tattoos Yes
Smoking Yes
Speaks German, French, English
Position More Bottom
FF Passive
Kissing Yes
Safer sex Sometimes
Dirty No
S&M Soft
Hourly Rate On request
Overnight Rate On request

 

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BlueberryBitch, 24
Brighton

I’ve got a massive blueberry inflation fetish and would love clientele to fool around with in my blueberry suit. it’s weird I know 😭

Guestbook of BlueberryBitch

Iwanttocontrolyou – – Aug 9, 2021
I’m not huge on the pageantry but I’ll play along if I can screw your butt.

Side note… I am a very generous guy and as you get to know me you may discover that being successful doesn’t have to be immoral, greedy, boring.

Dick S, Uncut
Body Average, Shaved
Piercings No
Tattoos No
Smoking No
Speaks English
Position Bottom only
FF No answer
Kissing Consent
Safer sex Let’s talk
Dirty WS only
S&M Yes
Rate per hour 80£
Overnight 400£

 

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alexandrothehappyboy, 19
Havana

HATE THIS SHIT…. BUT
The smell of money drives me crazy.
Looking for a rich caucasian man not too horny to care for me.
Think I have found him though.
But keep applying because you never know..

Guestbook of alexandrothehappyboy

alexandrothehappyboy (Owner) – – Aug 11, 2021
Sometimes I wonder what would happen to me in Ancient Greece.

Dick L, Uncut
Body Slim, Little hair
Piercings No
Tattoos Yes
Smoking Socially
Speaks Spanish, English
Position Versatile
FF Active/Passive
Kissing Yes
Safer sex Let’s talk
Dirty No
S&M Soft
Hourly Rate On request
Overnight Rate On request

 

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just-a-fuckee, 18
Würzburg

This is about fast and goal-oriented fucking, with or without cunt insemination you decide.

Since I find fucking naked uninspired and unimportant, my clothes stay on me. Free access to the ass cunt is guaranteed.

I don’t use my penis in any sexual way at all. And quit asking to see my penis.. it makes me uncomfortable.

Guestbook of just-a-fuckee

I-want-to-die (Owner) – – Aug 9, 2021
I know that I will never find anyone to love me, but that does not keep me from sharing the love within me generally. (Yes, I know that’s probably fucked up, but I’m about to take a 10” cock and I can’t think about it anymore right now…)

Anonymous – – Aug 9, 2021
Just curious … Are you a clothed slut because you (perceive) you will never find love?
OR
Do you think you’ll never find love because you are a clothed slut?
OR
Do you think you’ll find love in spite of being a clothed slut?
OR …
Other permeatations of this question? … Are a clothed slut but have found love… Have love but became a clothed slut along with…. etc.?

jhonny2 – – Aug 7, 2021
I like that there is no rainfall and everything flows, pleasantly.

just-a-fuckee (Owner) – – Aug 5, 2021
Guys with conversation >>> 🚮

Rosenheimer – – Aug 5, 2021
Dort Talk Just Fuck.

Dick S, Uncut
Body Slim, Little hair
Piercings Yes
Tattoos No
Smoking Yes
Speaks German, English
Position Bottom only
FF Passive
Kissing Yes
Safer sex Never
Dirty Yes
S&M Yes
Rate per hour 175 €
Overnight 550 €

 

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BoyForYou666, 19
Brussels

Im a Straight Loser, who Never Get A Woman and i let men fuck Hard And Brutally.

1 hour price is 50 €. For 250 € a night you can fuck me for 12 hours.

From 3 men and more price is only 25 € each person and hour. Or for 125 € each person and night you can fuck me 12 hours.

So if you bring 2 other men it would be 50% Cheaper For All.

You can Pee In My mouth and Command Me to Drink it. At same time you could give me Slaps In My Face and Choke My Neck. If you want, you can Hit In My Stomache too and let me Lick Your Testiculars. After that you can Fuck Me Hard And Brutally in Both Holes, until i Lay Senseless on Floor.

It should be Similar Like A Real Rape. Because a Real Loser should be Treated as Loser too.

The Money should be Prepared and Visible on a table behind you when you Open the Door.

Guestbook of BoyForYou666

BoyForYou666 (Owner) – – Aug 8, 2021
Now Have Covid on Top of It Damn

4aphukhole – – Aug 4, 2021
Get treated and get that ass back in the air. It isn’t the end of the world.

Guygonebad – – Aug 4, 2021
It’s part of the territory; yes you have to deal with it; but in your case it’s DEFINITELY WORTH IT!!! ABSOLUTELY DEFINITELY WORTH IT!

BoyForYou666 (Owner) – – Aug 4, 2021
I have Gonorrhea and Chlamydia and will be Taking a Short Break. I’m Curious how All the Other Cumdumps deal with there Std’s? A Cumpdump Gay Friend says this is Something that He Has to Deal with and See his Dr every 3 Months? Is it worth It?

Body Type Athletic
Body Hair Shaved
Orientation Hetero
Smoker Socially
Position Bottom only
Dick XXL, Cut
Dirty Yes
FF Passive
S&M Yes
Kissing Consent
Safer Sex Let’s talk
Languages German, English
Hourly Rate 50€
Overnight Rate 250€

 

 

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p.s. Hey. ** Dominik, Hi, D!!! Cool, glad you liked the Goring. Well, anytime you need someone to decimate your excuses, you know where to come. I’m the same as you about patience, and it is weird. I must only really trust myself or something. Which I guess is a good quality for an artist? Except when collaborating, I guess. You can’t have everything. Apropos, the meeting got delayed until Tuesday, so I just have to be a ‘big boy’ and twiddle my thumbs for a few days. Meanwhile that weird hacking attempt of my blog started again out of the blue! But I refuse to worry about it. Your love of yesterday was obviously the perfect love. So I think I have to copy you and send you the very same love, but I’ll throw in a little extra love in the form of a gif I found yesterday that I think is my new favorite ever gif for some reason, G. ** _Black_Acrylic, Hi, B. Cool, happy you liked the Gabby Bess that much. Soft Cell are reforming again? Huh. Yeah, good question on the go-or-not-go thing. Things do seem to be getting intense again. It looks like my little in-person reading tour for ‘I Wished’ is about to get cancelled thanks to the big D. I hope not, but it’s looking grim. Outdoors should be okay, though, no? ** Sypha, Hi. I think that new Amphetamine Sulphate book you’re reading is on its way to me. I of course don’t know that Gies book. Should I? ** Steve Erickson, Hi. Everyone, If you want something this weekend that originates on this blog but isn’t weird/libidinous, it’s Mr. Erickson to the rescue. To wit … ‘I produced a song made entirely from “non-musical” samples. I hope it feels and sounds like a walk through the ‘burbs in light, warm rain while feeling melancholy. (I imagine a music video depicting that walk but interrupting it with glitches.)’ Sounds intriguing. I’ll click myself over here post-haste. The only Guillaume Brac film I’ve seen is ‘A World Without Women’. I had mixed feelings about it, more neg than pos, as I recall. But I should and will look further into his oeuvre, with ‘Treasure Island’ first, I guess. ** Dalton, Hey, Dalton. Kind of an enviable title, yeah. That’s interesting: I can feel a Xiu Xiu vibe or something or other in her stuff now that you mention it. Huh. Little moments like that ‘butthole’ one can reverberate wildly, I think. Heck, there’s this moment in Sparks’ song ‘Happy Hunting Ground’ where Russell does this sharp intake of breath that still gives me chills whenever I hear it even though it’s, like, a nothing moment. Weird stuff. Oh, definitely go that mfa route if that makes sense and feels promising. I was/am just weird. And lucky. Have an awesome weekend! ** Okay. By the luck of the draw the middle of the month falls on a Saturday this time so you get two whole days with the escorts, you lucky, lucky people. See you on Monday.

9 Comments

  1. Dominik

    Hi!!

    I might take you up on that sometimes! When I need some outside boost.

    Same, really, the same. Once I come up with an idea I actually want to go through with, I want to do it immediately and entirely on my own terms. Waiting for someone else or having to compromise in ways I don’t believe move the project forward are hell. I’m really sorry your producer meeting got delayed ‘til Tuesday. And fuck the hacking attempt; not again! When I first tried to visit your blog today, it gave me an error message, but I thought it was just my internet connection or something like that. It could’ve been because when I refreshed the page, it didn’t give me any more problems but still. A strange coincidence. Shit… I really hope it stops ASAP and doesn’t cause any damage!

    Ah, okay, it’s not hard to understand why this gif is your new favorite thing. So, thank you for the extra love! Love rearranging your living room in an Adderall-fueled manic rage while heavily sweating, Od. (I can’t get over Getdown’s looks, and the comments just make the picture all the more perfect. I’m obsessed. Today’s batch is pretty full of boymuses anyway – where_is_my_daddy69 is right there with his one ball, too – but damn… Haha.)

  2. Sypha

    Dennis, the Gies were this married couple who wrote a lot of books about “life in the medieval ages” in the 60’s/70’s/80’s/90’s, the most famous being LIFE IN A MEDIEVAL CASTLE. Their main claim to fame these days is that their books were used as research material for George R.R. Martin’s A SONG OF ICE AND FIRE fantasy series. Anyway, the Middle Ages has long been one of my favorite time periods (along with Ancient Egypt and Ancient Rome) so naturally I’m curious about them. They weren’t really historians, just wrote for a generalized audience I guess.

    Speaking of Egypt I can’t believe I missed the recent Cleopatra day. I highly recommend Stacy Schiff’s biography on her, entitled CLEOPATRA: A LIFE.

  3. Misanthrope

    Dennis, Nice, a couple athletes today. And I’m surprised these freaks are so worried about the one really cute guy only having one ball. You’d think that’d turn them on. Or something.

    Mini beach vacay with me best friend went well. Lots of eye candy there too. I think I was like the fifth fattest person on that beach. All lithe and a tiny bit muscular and lean and all that. But alas, I spent most of the beach time in the water with my friend’s daughter and could only look.

    Birthday cake was excellent, and I got a few gifts, a couple T-shirts for the gym, a Yeti mug I’ve been wanting, and Rigby sent me a box of severed body parts.

    I’ll be off to the grocery store soon and then the gym and then another friend’s house for a party. Our county has reinstated an indoor mask mandate (for no reason), so that sucks. Otherwise, things are good in my 50th year so far.

    Cool about the Vogue love for I Wished too. I was reading the reviews so far on Goodreads the other day and some were kinda funny, like the ones that were like, “I’ve never read any of his books before and I just don’t get this.” Erp. But of course, most were glowing, as I suspect mine will be. Kinda hard just to jump in at the tail end of the Coop oeuvre, no? 😀 😛

    Hope your weekend is going well and stays that way.

  4. Brian

    Hey, Dennis,

    A missing testicle, blueberry fetishism, MY GIRLFRIEND FERNANDA: quite the array of gents on here today. Perfect cap to a wonderful series of posts, from the penis art show to the Peter Saul (I was fortunate enough to see one of Saul’s exhibits earlier this year; my first encounter with his work, it totally blew me away) to yesterday’s typically excellent and exciting book recommendations. All fabulous. Haven’t been commenting here as much because of college preparations: my brother’s leaving on Thursday and I’m leaving in two weeks. Scary! Main fun thing since I last spoke with you was “Eyes Wide Shut” on the big screen, which I wound up really loving. (Can’t remember if I asked you, but do you have a favorite Kubrick?) And substantial progress on 2666; I’m in the last leg of it now, and it’s a doozy. I hope everything’s been well with you and that your weekend goes wonderfully. Talk soon.

  5. David Ehrenstein

    Interesting titular conception for this month’s escorts.
    Here’s my favorite song on the subject

    Here’s a Rodgers and Hart “Hunting” song

  6. David Ehrenstein

    Mahler’s Ressurection

  7. T

    Hi Dennis!

    Oh it’s been a while!! I’ve been following the blog silently, particularly enjoyed the book days, Christine Brooke-Rose, Max Frisch… Haven’t been commenting, mainly because I’ve taken a temp job portering in a restaurant in order to get slightly less broke before moving to France, which has meant that at the late night hour that I would usually be commenting I have been working, and upon finishing work I have been too exhausted and soused with the smell of bad meat and deep fat fryer oil to make a sentence that would come anywhere close to coherence. Oh well, coherence is overrated anyway, but I might change up my time of visiting to the morning, in relative terms that is. How have you been? Apart from me whingeing about the job, the most significant thing to happen is I finally finished ‘Dhalgren’, which I’ve been reading on and off for the past few months. Have you read it? I seem to remember Delany making an appearance in the PS sometime recent… Even though I have a nice and warmish feeling of finishing something big, I’m a bit mixed about it, I think there are about 3 or 4 really interesting ideas in there but 800 pages has been a slog, to put it lightly, and if it were me revising it I would cut away a lot of the padding. Would be interested to hear how you found it if you’d read it?

    Anyway, enough with all that, because the 15th of the month – this time round, anyway – is (a) day off, (b) payday and (c) escorts! If that wasn’t enough already, with the 15th falling on a Sunday, the pay came 2 days early and all the boys came early too. I’m not religious, but it certainly felt like blessings and benedictions falling upon me…. Plus the boys this time introduced me to Cialis, a drug I was not familiar with before, which is always something I’m grateful for. But as always, they brought much joy, interest and wonder – the singing pussy, the homily about the essence of men (in this case you), the hnh pharmacy, the cameo appearances from girlfriends, the ‘Sylvia Plath of only fans’!!!!! Anyway, hope your week is as artful as when straight_boy_bottom’s ass is in the air!! That’s Pablo picssso level – nothing less. xT

  8. David Ehrenstein

    Brazil

  9. Jack Skelley

    DDDDennis — ! — I’m totally behind on my DC posts. but I loved the books one yerterday esp Penny Goring and I ordered “Hatefuc the Reader” !!! Luvz &hugz Jack

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