“I don’t have a lot of ass.”

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bumblingBlond, 24
Buenos Aires

(1.72 m / 50 kg, long blond hair, light eyes, firm and tight ass). In your place, I’ll drink until I’m plastered then give you my ass and although I can’t stand your dick, you’ll have my permission (not that you need it) to ram it into me until I finish. I’m not gay but I’m VERY ACCESSIBLE (tell me if you understood that when writing me).

Guestbook of bumblingBlond

bumblingBlond (Owner) – July 10, 2022
Boredom scares me.

bumblingBlond (Owner) – July 7, 2022
You fucked me so hard that I almost say “I love you”.

BrutalHuge – July 7, 2022
Just so you know, last night I used his hole and stretched it out and gaped it until he will no longer be able to close it fully anymore.

bumblingBlond (Owner) – July 4, 2022
That’s totally possible.

What_You_Need – July 4, 2022
i’ve fucked you at least 100 times.

Body Type Athletic
Ethnicity Mixed
Body Hair Smooth
Smoker Yes
Piercings No
Tattoos No
Languages Spanish, English
Position More bottom
Dick L – Uncut
Kissing Yes
FF Passive
SM soft
Dirty No
Safer Sex Sometimes
Hourly Rate 60€
Overnight Rate On request

 

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Dorkwad, 18
Los Angeles

Golly I love being a little geek. Being horny makes me dress and act even more like a dweeb so people would never think I’m in the sexual marketplace at all and that i spend my time playing nintendo games! Do you want to help me embrace my nerd side?

I’ve started tucking my shirt in every day, and wearing khakis. I got glasses even though I don’t need them so I look nerdier and I have been sleeping on my twin bed with Mario bedsheets. I love being a dork! Can you help me feel more like one?

If you aren’t looking for sex we can do other stuff. In fact I kind of like being too much of a dweeb to get laid.

Guestbook of Dorkwad

Jh2b – July 9, 2022
He also has a handicap, he’s missing 1 hand and 2 fingers.

JBoland – July 8, 2022
He’s hard of hearing so he reads lips but also can hear somewhat in really close proximity.

Body Type Average
Ethnicity White
Body Hair Average
Smoker No
Piercings No
Tattoos No
Languages English
Position More bottom
Dick M – Cut
Kissing Yes
FF No answer
SM Soft
Dirty No
Safer Sex Prefer not to say
Hourly Rate 120$
Overnight Rate 700$

 

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blonddudelondon, 20
London

Straight on the sheets and bent beneath them.

Straight but have found that no one can handle a cock like another guy.

Making use of my time before I dive into the “real world” to make sure I can maintain a standard when I start my new job later this summer.

Guestbook of blonddudelondon

Fprefect570 – July 3, 2022
I’ve had three dates with this guy, all memorable.
One time he started to rap, very badly while I was fucking him.
One time he put on this bizarre 70s porn star voice the whole time complete with American accent.
One time he really was stoned and he told me he wanted to “snort a line of cum” which he did do later that evening.

Ahden – July 1, 2022
Fk this straight guy ???? He is fit and young and full of spunk ??. He is straight but will do anything you’d like him too ? No exceptions I mean anything ?. He will blow your mind literally ???

Body Type Athletic
Ethnicity White
Body Hair Shaved
Smoker Socially
Piercings Yes
Tattoos No
Languages English
Position More bottom
Dick L – Uncut
Kissing No
FF Passive
SM soft
Dirty No
Safer Sex Sometimes
Hourly Rate 120€
Overnight Rate On request

 

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PabloEsteban, 19
Bakersfield

To be honest, it is with a lot of fear and ambivalence that I have created the present profile. I am here based on a hunch, really, a feeling that this is the right place for me to be at this point in my life. To elaborate: I have only recently begun to accept my physical attractiveness, and so am not sure what I should expect from life, should I choose to indulge this particular part of my identity. I suppose that I am, perhaps, looking for people to shape my expectations and pave my transition into a life of pleasing others with my superficial aspects.

I just feel like I should accept that I am more attractive than other men, all the time. I often fantasize about being consensually broken into and ultimately possessing men’s minds with my body’s bedazzlement. More specifically, my interests include: being physically adored, being physically compromised, being psychologically ignored. Scenarios that unwind in my mind see me being overpowered for short periods and made to experience ecstasy through the temporary loss of my autonomy.

Rereading my profile summary, I see that it is vague, which is fitting, because I have not felt like a well-defined person since I started acknowledging my own attractiveness. That being said, if you see an opportunity in this (e.g., if you see yourself drawing satisfaction from shaping me into something that could be sexually useful to you), please get in touch with me.

Travel plans (2022)

Washington (March)
Virginia (May)
Nyc (May)
La (May)
London (June)
Houston (July)
Brazil (August)
New Orleans (August)
San Francisco (September)
Cancun (October)
Puerto Vallarta (October)
Amsterdam (November)
Brussels (November)

Guestbook of PabloEsteban

SexyDude – June 30, 2022
I know this guy. He walks around wearing these pants that show more buttcrack than the Grand Canyon.

zorro – June 25, 2022
Small world there in Bakersfield.

auburnfan2013 – June 23, 2022
I’m looking for a escort that wants me and not ask for money

Body Type Slim
Ethnicity Spanish
Body Hair Smooth
Smoker No
Piercings No
Tattoos No
Languages Spanish, English
Position More bottom
Dick M – Cut
Kissing Yes
FF No
SM No
Dirty No
Safer Sex Let’s talk
Hourly Rate On request
Overnight Rate On request

 

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charlesdarwin, 19
Basel

I’m a young, dirty shit pig to be honest. Shit feeding, shitkissing, shitsmearing, shitfucking, shit repacking, and more, just ask. I only require that we connect through subversive political conversation over dinner. I get the best reviews on Yelp. ATTENTION: I am NOT a masseuse, you will relax with me through plentiful chem taking preliminaries.

Guestbook of charlesdarwin

Lord-Voldemort456 – July 7, 2022
– Mannequin
– Mannequin 2 : On The Move
– Transformers 2 : Revenge of the Fallen
– Twilight
– Star Wars 4-6
– Indiana Jones I & III
– Star Trek (2009)
– The Odd Couple
– Ghostbusters
– Fletch

keepitcool – July 7, 2022
Burn After Reading.
Solaris.
Transformers 1&2.
Son Of The Mask.

evilqueen – July 6, 2022
Twilight, i was dissapointed. Everyone was talking about how gr8 it was, when i saw it i puked.

Oneboyarmy – July 6, 2022
Gran Torino. … Nothing. Happened.

takeyourtimenow – July 6, 2022
Blood and Chocolate. The book was great. The movie made me want to bathe in acid.

TorturedRose – July 6, 2022
Twilight
Hannah Montana Movie
Anaconda
Snakes on a plane
(We need more Mel Brooks and Quinton Terrentino. I’m sure I spelled that wrong.)

Kalsi – July 5, 2022
Rocky Horror Picture Show

Diamonds – July 5, 2022
Epic Movie
Scary Movie 1,2,3 and 4
Lake Placid 2
Anaconda 1 and 2

charlesdarwin (Owner) – July 5, 2022
I’m not getting any business and I’m bored as fuck, so a random question for any other escorts on here who might be looking at this (not for old guys because I DO NOT CARE). Worst movie you’ve ever seen? I’ll start…
Star Wars: Episode II: Attack of the Clones (Hayden Christian is the worst actor I’ve ever seen)
Eraserhead (Arty-farty bag of overrated crap)

Body Type Average
Ethnicity Mixed
Body Hair Little hair
Smoker Yes
Piercings No
Tattoos No
Languages German, English
Position More top
Dick L – Uncut
Kissing No
FF No
SM soft
Dirty Yes
Safer Sex Never
Hourly Rate 250CHF
Overnight Rate 1000CHF

 

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Cumcatcher, 19
London

Hello im new here as I’ve recently moved into my own flat and I need help in getting myself sorted. The flat is currently empty with nothing so in hoping to getting some furnishings by offering anything youd like

Guestbook of Cumcatcher

Jonas_White – July 12, 2022
if you are hard his lips will make you soft

Cumcatcher (Owner) – July 9, 2022
Haha why does everyone seem to want to fist me on here, I mean I don’t mind but I will be crying the whole time haha

Cumcatcher (Owner) – July 6, 2022
I just found out that there are 5 or 6 gays living in my building. I have already traded s*x for a couch and microwave.

Body Type Slim
Ethnicity White
Body Hair Little hair
Smoker No
Piercings No
Tattoos No
Languages English
Position Versatile
Dick L – Uncut
Kissing Consent
FF No answer
SM No
Dirty No
Safer Sex Sometimes
Hourly Rate On request
Overnight Rate On request

 

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punishedboyfriend, 19
Edinburgh

I am a straight guy and I have a very mean girlfriend. As a punishment I had to create this account and have to show my myself naked to everyone (over about 30 years old).
Screenshots and sharing allowed!
If you want to see me naked just send a quick share request 😇

Although sharing is allowed due to the penalty, I would ask that you keep the pictures to yourself! But I’m not allowed to ban you from doing that 😬🙏
If you do it anyway, please tell me where 🙏

IMPORTANT
Please don’t ask me for sex, my girlfriend is looking at all my messages to check if I’m answering all requests, and she’s so mean that she might just let you 😬

Guestbook of punishedboyfriend

FeetPee – July 2, 2022
I feel like I have a inner demon that yerns to fuck you so not having the urge sastified is weird.

Body Type Athletic
Ethnicity Mixed
Body Hair Smooth
Smoker No
Piercings No
Tattoos No
Languages Spanish, English
Position Prefer not to say
Dick L – Uncut
Kissing No
FF No
SM No
Dirty No
Safer Sex Always
Hourly Rate 150€
Overnight Rate On request

 

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FagBuns, 21
Springe

Hey 👋🏻
First of all, my name is Mark, and I’m finally offering what I’ve been looking to offer for a long long time, and no, not just normal anal sex! 🙂

What am I actually looking for? Money? Yes, but not even just that!
I would like my body to be used 🤗
So I’m really serious!

Also I’m ready for everything (of course I don’t have any experience yet) but no matter I want to experience it extreme whether tears come to my eyes or blood spurts out my ears. Just keep going I can say that to you. But you can also electrocute me in the genitals area or anal area, you decide.

But let’s get back to the other things 👍🏻 You can also lock me up anywhere you want, whether in the basement or wherever.

Or tie me up naked in the woods so others can take advantage of me and only come back when you think that’s enough. But you can also forget me at any time if you like and just leave me there!
Or that I will become your dog and you can take me for a walk or come up with even more crazy things.
Or I would also be ready for gangbangs with 4/5/6/7/8/9/10 or more people.
You can come up with all crazy stuff and try on me.

You can also lend me or sell me to other countries at some point, if you want it that way or take me to other countries and confiscate my money and passport so that I end up living on the street.

You never know in the future 🤗✌🏻

Guestbook of FagBuns

FagBuns (Owner) – July 2, 2022
I did he said I have ADD and anxiety disorder apparently I had ADD I didn’t know though. No, I don’t think its being poz because its not like a new thing and my psych said “You’re a whore, just suck it up.” And before you say I should fuck him, I already do, that’s how I pay for it.

Sphygmos – July 2, 2022
Mood swings. You say you’re poz. When you’re poz, you get a lot of mood swings. I suggest you give it some time and if it continues then visit a psychiatrist perhaps.

(Owner) – July 2, 2022
I guess so that’s what my last date said >< that’s the second person to say that but he’s also a bit of a psycho.

AERAxKillsxYou – July 2, 2022
Hmm, maybe if you spend a whole weekend with one of your clientele, you’ll feel better.

FagBuns (Owner) – July 2, 2022
I suck at drawing, dancing, singing, I used to write poetry but loss my interest in writing and I don’t play an instrument. I’m tired of feeling nothing trying to fake “turned on” emotions. I’m just in some emotionless blob and all I feel like doing is doing what am I doing now absouletly fuck all. I feel no emotions what so ever. I’m jealous curious what its like to have emotions to feel something, I don’t really feel anything.

AERAxKillsxYou – July 2, 2022
Hmmmm, are you good at drawing, dancing, singing, writing (poetry, music) do you play instrument(s)? 😝💦💕

FagBuns (Owner) – July 2, 2022
Ah well maybe once I get used to being HIV poz I won’t feel so bad but I suck at sex I don’t even like sex and now not only am I poz I’m also ADD and have an anxiety disorder >< I’m like the black sheep of my friends, they’re all escorts and everyone is really successful and shit and I’m like the fucking idiot.

ethee – July 2, 2022
Don’t baw. Pick yourself up and go succeed.

FagBuns (Owner) – July 2, 2022
I think that I am simply the biggest failure as an escort and should just give up and fucking die.

Body Type Average
Ethnicity Mixed
Body Hair Shaved
Smoker Yes
Piercings No
Tattoos No
Languages Spanish, German, English
Position Bottom only
Dick S – Uncut
Kissing Consent
FF Passive
SM Yes
Dirty Yes
Safer Sex Never
Hourly Rate 100€
Overnight Rate 350€

 

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CyclistPrince, 21
Valencia

I’m looking for grandpas to worship every cm of my very expensive body.

I always wear tight shiny wetlook cycling gear.

If I let your tongue in my mouth it means I’m ready to cum.

Guestbook of CyclistPrince

CyclistPrince (Owner) – July 9, 2022
You took the words right out of my ass.

RustyCvnt – July 9, 2022
Life Fast, Eat Ass🛐

Body Type Slim
Ethnicity Spanish
Body Hair Shaved
Smoker No
Piercings No
Tattoos No
Languages Spanish, English
Position Prefer not to say
Dick L – Cut
Kissing Consent
FF No
SM No
Dirty No
Safer Sex Sometimes
Hourly Rate 80000$
Overnight Rate 100000$

 

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coolerthanyou, 18
Stockholm

Never fucked with guys, but know “movies” 😝

I don’t have a lot of ass.

Guestbook of coolerthanyou

coolerthanyou (Owner) – July 11, 2022
Well from what I’ve experienced from trying this so far I can conclude that LGBT people are in truth real bastards. Yeah I’m probably really ignorant when I’m saying this but all of them have been bitch-cocky to me for no apparent reason and they’re trying to push me into being LGBT and joining their whole society and everything. Well excuse me but how the hell am I supposed to look positively at being LGBT when LGBT people act like bitch bitchy McBitch bitches?

Body Type Slim
Ethnicity White
Body Hair Smooth
Smoker Socially
Piercings No
Tattoos No
Languages Swedish, Danish, English
Position Versatile
Dick L – Uncut
Kissing Consent
FF No answer
SM soft
Dirty No
Safer Sex Let’s talk
Hourly Rate 120€
Overnight Rate 450€

 

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cancerinthehall, 18
Tampa

Just got kicked out of my parents house so I can be a live-in minimum 4 weeks but with me doing shit with you and your friends to support my drug habit and also putting myself through school but only guys older than me only because I like the idea of older guys perving on me and not if you live more than 10 or 15 miles away.

Guestbook of cancerinthehall

Dakota/James – June 22, 2022
I admit it… I was one of those jerks that would stereotype Emos as pathetic and put them in the same box. but recently I hired this self proclaimed “not Emo” Emo and found that he was the most deep thinking, sensitive and kindest escort I’ve ever hired.

So to all the Emos who may be reading this, I’m sorry for being a judgmental jerk. Heck, I’ve even started listening to some Emo music. A month ago you couldn’t pay me to listen to it, now I’m in love with it!

cancerinthehall (Owner) – June 21, 2022
well I think cutting is better then doing heroin … and Oding and I will admit me and my ex sugardad where morbid we where really close and shit so we cut my wrists…and each drank my blood the only other time I’ve cut was when I was either in the middle of mental break down which caused me to cut because I don’t really cry at all ever…so when I do cry I cut once in awhile so I stop crying and just be like: Ow mother fucker that hurts like a bitch! and then I stop crying… but me and my ex sugardad used to cut me hard core… knives, glass, fucking cleavers and just cut me and we where the only ones that did and I was really bad because of my family and shit and if I wasn’t cutting or getting cut I started starving myself and shit and well I guess like how and me and my other friends now we are bonding on doing heroin then trying to get clean as we all seem to be and that’s how me and my now ex-sugardad but still best friend bonded on may seemed fucked up but we bonded on cutting me…eventually i got older and stopped cutting and got into heroin so yeah not much better but i grew up and realized i can’t be doing this shit I got stuck on drugs and crack he got stuck on sex and E now I’m too fucked up for him and we don’t really talk anymore…

t1h2r3o4w5a6w7a8y963 – June 21, 2022
Plz only sexualize mental illness

HNnnnnnnn – June 21, 2022
pls don’t sexualize mental illness

cancerinthehall (Owner) – June 17, 2022
I cut myself, but i’m not Emo and I was raped which is why I am not emo… I cut myself and say what you want but there is nothing wrong with me, it is who i am!

Juice1up – June 17, 2022
This escort is a student of mine who went stereotypically “emo” last semester and with the exception of a few students everyone is sick of it. He makes other people feel bad, talks about death, whines about the stupidest things, cuts himself, feels like he has to dress “emo” & hangs out with a bunch of older men & always brags about it. He is a senior this year and everyone thinks it’s disgusting. He pretty much lost all his friends at the school and he doesn’t realize it. He is a total outcast now. It pains me to see him like this because I knew him since kindergarten and he suddenly changed.

SwagmasterTom – June 15, 2022
Because the average emo boy will submit to anything- and indeed anyone- if it takes their mind off the Oh-So-Deep-Pain-That-No-One-Can-See.

DrSlade – June 15, 2022
hey im just a bit confused as to why i find emo boys highly attractive, i dont see much of a reason for it. any ideas ?

Body Type Slim
Ethnicity White
Body Hair Shaved
Smoker Yes
Piercings Yes
Tattoos Yes
Languages English
Position Bottom only
Dick XL – Uncut
Kissing Depends
FF Passive
SM Yes
Dirty Yes
Safer Sex Never
Hourly Rate On request
Overnight Rate On request

 

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thepickle, 18
Baltimore

Im into fucking letting old people take control of me for $$$ if you want me to suck your dick i will.
Im crazy horny.
I will let old people do stuff to me whether thats lick me or something else.
Pay me i will let you rape me or i can fuck you.
You can grab my hair if you want.
You can dose me with all the booze and drugs in the world.
Idk fist me or something.
However currently I have a friend dealing with Cancer so I might not be available as Im helping him and his family.

Guestbook of thepickle

thepickle (Owner) – July 4, 2022
Quit drugs and alcohol as of June 27. Clean now. When I was using, I had no inhibition of letting guys do whatever. Now that I’m clean, inhibitions have returned. I’m looking for a hypnoguy to make me a slut again, but maybe with an on/off switch because I would like to finish high school.

somedudesomewhere – June 17, 2022
I have been fucking thepickle for several months now. Consider myself to be a straight jock mostly, just something about this guy’s butt that makes me fuck around👀

TotalTop – June 13, 2022
Be very careful what you wish for. I have knocked up whores with chloroform, breath control, completely consensually blacking them out on alcohol, GHB/GBL, downer pills and raped them hard. Rape is violent. Believe me. I am not into any of this nowadays unless the whore does a waiver and releases a video interview/ statement as well as signs a release and/or power of attorney before the date. It is too easy to end up getting charges against you or finding your dick in a corpse or have something worse happen.

TheBuzz – June 13, 2022
Small dick [Cant be versatile!]
– I know how imp that is hence mentioned.

Body Type Average
Ethnicity White
Body Hair Little hair
Smoker No
Piercings No
Tattoos No
Languages English
Position Versatile
Dick M – Cut
Kissing Consent
FF Active/Passive
SM soft
Dirty WS only
Safer Sex Sometimes
Hourly Rate 100$
Overnight Rate 500$

 

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Shyguy, 20
Bremen

Heyyy, I’m shy but that’s changing

Might wear a mask during sex cus I’m shy

Guestbook of Shyguy

sexyoldman – July 7, 2022
At Bremen airport right now.

Opinicus – July 3, 2022
Haha, Shyguy. Your ego needs some downsizing. 8) And I’m pretty sure I know “sexyoldman” from somewhere, and I think he’s a chick.

AutumnBreeze – July 3, 2022
Yeah hes a big old saggy murderer.

Shyguy (Owner) – July 3, 2022
I mean I have my own opinions and him being sexy is not one of them. But I was taught to always be nice to old people. So I’m just going to um, go on a date with him to be nice I guess.

the-e – July 3, 2022
I would totally do it with that sexyoldman beast.
We had a nice tiny convo.
I’m going to have a couple of drinks with him.
I don’t care who he is.

Shyguy (Owner) – July 3, 2022
Um not to be rude or anything but there’s a guy on here pushing me really hard for a date and he’s a bit psycho. Um his name is sexyoldman. And I dunno if you guys know him but I don’t and not to be mean but he’s kind of scaring the shit out of me.

Body Type Slim
Ethnicity Mixed
Body Hair Some hair
Smoker Yes
Piercings No
Tattoos Yes
Languages Farsi, German, English
Position Versatile
Dick XL – Uncut
Kissing Yes
FF No answer
SM Yes
Dirty No
Safer Sex Let’s talk
Hourly Rate 100€
Overnight Rate 500€

 

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RubberyThing, 18
London

Hotness like mine needs to be rewarded. Built through hours and hours careful self-assessment and styling. Dropping others’ jaws is my life. I need more. I am a walking talking display of perfect, irresistible young meat.

Please know, I’m extremely picky when choosing my clients… also, I never negotiate my price, unless we are talking about a lump sum overnight fee.

Guestbook of RubberyThing

Antyopolotis – July 9, 2022
Lemme be more into you than Stephen King books

Sentient – July 6, 2022
No. I only have sex with awesome people. BTW I’d pay a billion dollars to have sex with you if I had it.

Not-so-quiet – July 6, 2022
Me too. They really bore me.

RubberyThing (Owner) – July 6, 2022
I hate my customers. Does anyone else? They’re so selfish and boring.

Terrym1944 – July 5, 2022
When he’s naked he’s not all that.

RubberyThing (Owner) – July 10, 2022
Possible reasons why I’m not answering:
-You’re ugly.
-I knew you from before.
-Your tone is not appropriate.
-You are complicated.

Body Type Slim
Ethnicity Mixed
Body Hair Smooth
Smoker Yes
Piercings No
Tattoos No
Languages English
Position Versatile
Dick L – Cut
Kissing Consent
FF Active/Passive
SM soft
Dirty No
Safer Sex Let’s talk
Hourly Rate 60£
Overnight Rate 300£

 

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hetero_no_money_, 22
Amsterdam

I am a musician from Brazil on my way to Berlin. I depart next Tuesday and need a place to stay on Monday. I am not attracted to the male body and I am a bit shy with this situation, but some gay friends of mine, told me that maybe if I do I profile here, maybe I could handle it in return for a place to sleep or help. Trying to be open minded about that. Help for the train would be appreciated.

Guestbook of hetero_no_money_

fuckyouass – July 12, 2022
I found out why they call him The Owl 🦉

boredomkillsme – July 5, 2022
So you think you are a whore…
What are you?

As a frequenter of whores for 30 years, I have encountered MANY ‘whores’ but very few actually whores!

So what IS a whore?
The term is subjective at best. When a new ‘whore’ applies to exchange sex for money, what is he expecting? In my experience most do not pass muster, and I have encountered more flakes than Kellogg’s produce in a day!
When a whore starts by saying “You can do x,y & z but…” and then give you a list longer than your weekly food shop of things they will not do – is that a whore?
Any ‘whore’ that places limits on what a man’s money can buy other than any that are due to medical conditions is not a whore.

Summary
This is by no means an extensive list of what a whore should or should not be, but, when a ‘whore’ infers he will do whatever for money and then starts to lay down rules and restrictions, he needs to think long and hard what he actually is, and 98% are desperate beggars and not whores – and alas this is reality not fantasy, no matter how ‘whorish’ he is, unless he exchanges his body for money without conditions, he will always be a grovelling hypocrite.

If agree with what is written and ARE a whore looking for some cash, you’re hot – get in touch.

ButteryNipple – July 1, 2022
He’ll get freaky for sativa carts and vapes

PeeOnMeBrazilianGuys – June 28, 2022
Excellent pee

Body Type Athletic
Ethnicity Spanish
Body Hair Little hair
Smoker Yes
Piercings No
Tattoos No
Languages Spanish, English
Position Prefer not to say
Dick XL – Uncut
Kissing No
FF No
SM No
Dirty No
Safer Sex Always
Hourly Rate 150€
Overnight Rate 600€

 

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HopefulRomantic, 21
Szeged

I am an English-speaking, partnerless, utterly heterosexual, agnostic atheistic, social and political libertarian, cisgender male seeking a long-term, monogamous, romantic relationship with a non-religious man. I am a ‘stone-cold sober’ vegan. I do not have any children, I do not want to have any children and I would prefer a partner who does not have any children as I would prefer to devote myself to a romantic partner.

As I am heterosexual I need a man who would enthusiastically adopt the role of a brat tamer. The bratting (that I desire to exercise) may involve some form of consensual resistance play with the brat taking on pseudo-dominant behaviour: displaying confidence to the point of seeming overconfident and even presumptuous but never truly violating the established limits that should always be respected.

Please know that I would prefer to implement healthy and functional conflict resolution in serious, mature and honest communication for inevitable instances of true conflict. I know that the potential resilience and value of a relationship is made manifest in the presence of inevitable conflict: not merely concord. An individual should critically evaluate how a potential partner intends and attempts to resolve conflict.

I would have consummate love be the foremost factor in this romantic relationship with a partner. Any sex would be an exercise and expression of such intimate, passionate and committed affection. I consider sex merely as one potential cultural influence in the manner in which a partner and I could choose to relate to each other. Ideally: the love of both parties can progress to a point where one would love the other simply for the sake of loving the other.

I have questioned what is the very least that I would seek to gain from my experiences with a partner. Regardless of what may become of the relationship, I would like myself and a partner to come away from our shared experiences with some sense of value gained in relation to whatever both parties may invest. Whether or not a partner and I parting ways would be a voluntary decision, I would like to part on good terms.

Guestbook of HopefulRomantic

HopefulRomantic (Owner) – July 8, 2022
You would also need to respect the fact that I am in love with Harry Styles.

Body Type Slim
Ethnicity White
Body Hair Smooth
Smoker No
Piercings No
Tattoos No
Languages Hungarian, German, English
Position Prefer not to say
Dick L – Uncut
Kissing Yes
FF No
SM No
Dirty No
Safer Sex Always
Hourly Rate On request
Overnight Rate On request

 

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fullmetalfemboy, 18
Tuscaloosa

Just a femboy in Tuscaloosa and rn my living situation is a little wierd so i’m willing to get fucked by literally any dick

I’m not Asian i’m just on tina and wasted

I’m also an artist who likes to make something between horror, experimental and sexy

Guestbook of fullmetalfemboy

Tintin70 – July 7, 2022
I’m a Belgian journalist looking to chat about chems and ice/tina for a book I’m writing. I would be forever grateful if you’ll let me ask you a few questions.

thisguyhere – July 2, 2022
He is asian but if that’s a problem you can fuck him like he’s not even there.

fullmetalfemboy (Owner) – June 26, 2022
Or we can just be friends, whores can have friends too.

fullmetalfemboy (Owner) – June 26, 2022
Happy to meet beforehand (if that’s your thing) for a quick drink and you can check out my ass and lips or inspect my throat.

Body Type Slim
Ethnicity White
Body Hair Shaved
Smoker Yes
Piercings No
Tattoos No
Languages English
Position Bottom only
Dick S – Uncut
Kissing Consent
FF Passive
SM Soft
Dirty WS only
Safer Sex Sometimes
Hourly Rate 100$
Overnight Rate On request

 

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THEsecretboy, 18
Fresno

Your neighbors left for the week. You thought? When you glance into their backyard, there’s a teenager in the pool. You see him wandering the house, feeding the cats. He must be the housesitter, but you can’t get a good look at him.

Then you see him through a window. His hands between his thighs. You can’t quite see, but that pose? Masturbating.

Something clicks. You’re going to rape him.

But when you break in, you find the teenager looking at himself in a mirror crossdressed and masturbating.

Well, now he absolutely has to get raped, right?

Guestbook of THEsecretboy

DicksuckerDavid – July 9, 2022
Did you used to be very overweight and play D&D at Oso de Pro Park on Sunday afternoons?

Body Type Athletic
Ethnicity White
Body Hair Shaved
Smoker No
Piercings No
Tattoos No
Languages English
Position More bottom
Dick XL – Cut
Kissing No
FF No answer
SM Yes
Dirty Yes
Safer Sex Never
Hourly Rate 160$
Overnight Rate 850$

 

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vampirecowboy, 18
Makati

Hi I’m leslie I don’t think too much🥰
Just gimme 💳 and I’ll be happy😋🥗🍔
#femandproud🏳️‍🌈 #poly💙❤️🖤 #adhd/nepsy🧩
I’m also social butterfly🦋

Guestbook of vampirecowboy

XLUnknown – July 5, 2022
I can confirm he is a vampire cowboy.

vampirecowboy (Owner) – July 3, 2022
I also like old men with saggy balls 𓁲🍒 so I can give them a bubble bath in my mouth 👄🫧🛀

DickTingle – July 1, 2022
Happiest place on earth is between his buttcheeks.

Body Type Slim
Ethnicity Asian
Body Hair Smooth
Smoker Yes
Piercings No
Tattoos No
Languages Filipino, English
Position Bottom only
Dick S – Uncut
Kissing Yes
FF Passive
SM Soft
Dirty No
Safer Sex Let’s talk
Hourly Rate On request
Overnight Rate On request

 

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MyHoleYourGoal, 19
Birmingham

RECKON YOU HAVE WHAT IT TAKES ENOUGH TO FUCK A TOUGH HARDENED BI LAD WHO IS USED TO VIOLENCE AND BEEN INSIDE? HIT ME UP BRO

19 year old virgin – strong scally/bisexual lad (that’s just how me and me mates dress normal but noticed tonnes of gays have a fetish for it, so that’s wicked), normally date girls with whom I am VERY VERY aggressive and dominant with.

BUT DESPITE MY OUTWARD DEMEANOUR I SECRETLY WANT TO SEE IF THERE IW Q RELLA WHO CAN BREAK THAT MACHO EXTERIOER.

I wanna see if there is a fella out strong enough to fuck me (caning, striking etc. the butt cheeks too even cuz but they are sensitive (accidents innit). But – I I HAVE A VERY HIGH TOLERANCE TO PAIN. I will admit cuz I want the fuck to be intense that I have a high tolerance to pain.

I wanna know how all those bitches felt when being destroyed and I’ve set myself one challenge which is not to cry if something too huge into my arsehole (which is proper tight but I aint complaining). In terms of work, I am a salesman [MJ1]

Im masculine and strong you get me but you can fuck me 100%). Just broke up with me bird.

Guestbook of MyHoleYourGoal

notintoseriousthings – July 8, 2022
A REAL BITCH MADE HER DRINK ALL MY MILK IN THE MOUTH AND INSIDE THE ASS TO MAKE CHEESE WITH A MALE’S MILK !

MyHoleYourGoal (Owner) – July 6, 2022
Also don’t call me fag/slut/whore or any other honorifics those are supposed to be errand.

Body Type Athletic
Ethnicity White
Body Hair Average
Smoker Yes
Piercings No
Tattoos No
Languages English
Position More bottom
Dick M – Uncut
Kissing No
FF No answer
SM Yes
Dirty WS only
Safer Sex Never
Hourly Rate 100$
Overnight Rate 250$

 

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icepity, 18
Gdańsk

Hey you^-^ I’m 18^^ and I’m a person who is marked by life but I fuck life back and maybe you > me too if you all want to pay a little anyway hahaha…… you didn’t laugh?

And if you really want to fuck me, please remind me of our appointment more often. Otherwise I’ll have forgotten it again in half an hour😅

oh and bitch, if you think you’re a better femboy than me, forget it now. Anyone who comes on like that can forget it right away because I used to be one of the biggest well-known femboys on insta and that was only in 3 months. I had already made sales on it so either we’re both cute or fuck off because I’m the queen when it comes down to it! And I have a sleep disorder.

and in case you didn’t get it, I love bear’s! And why… yeah, I’m autistic. That’s enough as an explanation. And no, you don’t really notice it, (unless I put it on) I just have problems with a few things or I can’t.

I’m always free, or time because I have no work or school. Since I’m too depressed for something like that at the moment and, um… yeah, I couldn’t even get a job, but it doesn’t matter lo

Yes it may be that i like you, liking doesn’t mean loving and because i maybe like you or find you interesting, i’ll still forget to write back, so remind me.

(Btw I’m also up for chemical fun.. ;P)

Uhm… Yeah, don’t know if I’ve already written this down here. Because I just write what I feel like, well… I have a personality disorder and yeah, you should know how to deal with it, or I often behave not always the same, to put it simply.

Guestbook of icepity

polyesterbride – July 8, 2022
Even his nutsy profile text doesn’t prepare you for his astronomical weirdness.

loveispain – July 5, 2022
Grow up, I’ll see you at midnight.

icepity (Owner) – July 5, 2022
Yay!
Hugz back*
and yus I do need one because I almost OD’d and died and I was in the hospital until a few hours ago….lol
Sorry I just think the fact that I’m alive is funny.
And I just took soooooooooooooo much ecstasy……
and now im lovey-dovey and hyper…..so yeah hee hee

StJimmy – July 5, 2022
Seems like you need a hug.

icepity (Owner) – July 5, 2022
I hug you rellik especially tight because you really need a hug.

Relilk – July 5, 2022
Hugs are for sissys, real men like hot anal sex with you…. with the sand paper both in and outside the condom, which has a hole cut in it so we can squirt manly aids into you.

icepity (Owner) – July 5, 2022
Fuck sex because I wanna make someone else feel better….
So does anyone want a free hug?
or a free kiss
Because I’m just in the mood to make other people feel better
Flame if you want
I’m just gonna hug you guys cause I love you.

Body Type Slim
Ethnicity White
Body Hair Shaved
Smoker Yes
Piercings No
Tattoos No
Languages Polish, English
Position Bottom only
Dick S – Uncut
Kissing Yes
FF Passive
SM Yes
Dirty Yes
Safer Sex Sometimes
Hourly Rate 90€
Overnight Rate On request

 

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SmilingSon, 24
Milwaukee

Born October 1997. A young widower with two kids. I’m proudly a soldier. I come from a family of military men, even before my family came to America . I hope & pray my two kids join the military. Some people MUST defend this great nation of ours and many before now have paid the altimate price to ensure the US of A is still and remains a super power. However, my kids reserve the right to choose own careears. Mine is to guide them aright.

Guestbook of SmilingSon

_junior – July 11, 2022
Will eat ass for food and also not for food

Alixandro – July 2, 2022
Not a soldier and just returned home from several months in a mental hospital.

Body Type Athletic
Ethnicity White
Body Hair Shaved
Smoker No
Piercings No
Tattoos No
Languages English
Position More top
Dick L – Cut
Kissing Consent
FF No
SM Soft
Dirty No
Safer Sex Sometimes
Hourly Rate 100$
Overnight Rate 500$

 

 

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p.s. Hey. ** tomk, Hey, Tom! Oh, cool. Yeah, I read ‘CoaM’ when I was pretty young, and it hit me hard too. Thank you so much for the kind words about the blog. That’s my hope for it, and, coming from you, that means especially a ton. What are you working on? Big love, me. ** Dominik, Hi!! Ha ha, yes, I suspect Paul figured out a way not to be a bored model. ‘Lux Aeterna’ is pretty bleh, Gaspar running on fumes. I’m cool with love’s temperature lowering skills. I mean, hey, it’s only 28 here today! (although it’s going up to 39-40 on Monday). The fundraising is frantic and depressing at the moment. Fuckhead hasn’t raised any money in months, and there are only two weeks left until our deadline. I’ve raised a little, but not a lot. Zac and I are already preparing to need to figure out if we can possibly make the film for less money than we decided we need. The other option is hoping for a miracle, and we all know how often miracles happen. But anyway … Yikes, I hope you’re free of tiny glass splinters. Love retroactively making The Rolling Stones break up and never record again after ‘Exile on Main Street’, G. ** David Ehrenstein, That would have been  interesting: walking into some bar or backroom and seeing Vidal and Mishima eyeing the assembled and rubbing their crotches. Yes, RIP Irving Rosenthal. Maybe someone will finally fucking reissue ‘Sheeper’. ** Tosh Berman, I strangely never paid attention to or even knew about the performative stuff of Mishima until his suicide put everything in the news. I’ve never been very interested in the cult of personality, especially with writers. Like with Burroughs, I just tried to pretend he wasn’t doing all that stuff. Yeah, how amazing it would be to read Mishima in Japanese. Or Dazai or Kawabata or any of the super greats. ** Sypha, Hi, James. It’s cool you read the ‘Sea of Fertility’ cycle. I feel like almost no one has read those books his, and I loved them too. Hope you’re great! ** Steve Erickson, Nice sentence/phrase there. But it’s so true with rare exceptions. Even the most self-styled radical, political artists can’t seem to help prioritising being represented by blue chip galleries and being acceptable, reference-able versions of radicality for the media and generating big income with their works. It’s a sad state. I have not read those recently translated Mishima novels, no. But I am curious now that you mention them. Did the neurologist solve our begin to solve the problem, I hope? ** Nightcrawler, Hi! Happy to have hit your zeitgeist. Interesting: I think if I were to pick my faves by him, it would be the ones you noted: ‘CoaM’, ‘Sun and Steel’, and ‘Decay of the Angel’. Huh. Yeah, I saw the Schrader film only very recently. I liked it, I admired it, I didn’t love it, it didn’t blow me away. I’m goodish. I hope you’re good sans the -ish. How are you? ** Happy Prince, You, my friend, are responsible for that post’s existence, as I’m sure you know. I think I knew that Mishima identified as bi. I think so? Or I just assumed. Thanks for the kisses. I’m going to go buy a big wad of bubblegum and blow bubbles with your name on them. ** Gus Cali Girls, Hi, Gus! How really good to see you! But, oh shit, you got the Co. Which seems to be making a big, ugly comeback right now. Not in France yet, but any second, I’m sure. ‘Sailor …’ is great, yeah. Did you ever the the film version? I remember it being very inadequate but kind of pleasurably odd at times. I’m really happy you liked those films, especially the Benning. Wow. Yeah, fight or do the opposite or whatever is required to get your Co diminished to the point of nonexistence. And let me know when/where you release new music if it’s easy and if you don’t mind. Exciting! All the healthiest best to you! ** Right. Today is that day every month where I alert you to the fact that it is the exact middle of the month. See you tomorrow.