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EndMe, 20
Just a regular Asian teenager who enjoys asphyxiation, bondage, all kinds of scenarios where I am defeated, and most importantly killed. I love the feeling of danger, not knowing when my killer will end my life, and what he will do with my dead body afterwards.
You may have seen videos or pictures of me role playing strangulation, death scenarios. Everything I upload is me passed out after being strangled, not real death
My biggest dream is to finally get snuffed for real, I am willing to take pictures of the process or get it filmed.
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alanbakerfield – Nov 25, 2023
Ugly alive toad🤮🤢🤮
EndMe (Owner) – Nov 15, 2023
Hi. I planned to stay there dead all night, but it got too cold.
Dandy – Nov 15, 2023
I’ll share this rather long story. Last month my brother’s teenaged son threw a Halloween party, and I let him use my house because it’s quite spacious. The place filled up with crazily dressed high schoolers, and as I have a taste for teenaged boys, it was pretty heavenly. I noticed this boy among them, covered with zombie make up and dressed in strategically ripped up, “blood” soaked skater clothes as though he was the zombie of a skateboarder who’d died in some skateboarding mishap. He was acting spazzy and jerkily like a zombie, and it was, well, quite a sight.
I thought this boy must know he’s driving me crazy, and, well, he did. Signals were exchanged, and I headed to my garage with him lumbering behind me. When we got inside, he was groaning and rocking around like a zombie, and I wasn’t sure how to start. Soon enough he started pawing at one of his jeans pockets and, with great difficulty, pulled out a toy gun and jabbed it in my direction. With a chuckle, I took it from him, put the barrel to his forehead and pulled the trigger. He instantly dropped to the floor, dead as a doornail. After a few seconds thought, I picked him up and draped him face down over the washing machine.
I took a couple of deep hits of poppers, pulled his jeans down and, going along with the “dead” act, fucked him as hard as I could and filled his ass with one of the biggest loads I’ve ever dropped, thought I was going to pass out, felt like about a dozen shots. When I pulled out of him my cum was running out of his hole like a river after a heavy rain. Afterwards I tried to rouse him, but he wouldn’t break character, so I thought he’ll sort it out and went back to the party. I didn’t notice him again, but the house was very crowded.
The party ended about three hours later, and I went in the garage just to check, and he was still there in the same position, hadn’t seemed to move a muscle. I feared he was actually dead until I saw him breathing. I had a moment of thinking, what if he was dead, and when I thought he looked so fucking hot dead that I buried my cock in his ass and went another round. After I unloaded, he still wouldn’t break character, so I wound up carrying him outside and sitting him in my porch swing thinking he’ll leave when he’s ready.
I woke up late the next morning and went out to check, half thinking he’d still be sitting there and what would I do if he was, and half wishing he would be there, but he was gone. Apologies for the long story, but I just thought I would reinforce what a master of his “dead” fetish this boy is.
EndMe (Owner) – Nov 12, 2023
You can do whatever you want to me as long as you you make sure I am thoroughly dead.
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Mike, 18
**ck by my father since years
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FamilyMan – Nov 21, 2023
No bond more intense and beautiful than that between creator and creation.
Mike (Owner) – Nov 16, 2023
i do have a gf and i’m planning to talk to her about polyamory in the future
MikesFather – Nov 13, 2023
Living the good life: join us for awesome times
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bigmouthstrikesagain, 24
Proud gun play loving gay bottom. In these dangerous times in USA, I’m so happy so many men are carrying guns.
And if you are into guns (revolver, pistol, shotgun, rifle) and especially if you want to use them, put those key words in your message so I can find you! Just be halfway sane between your ears. There are alot of us out there that enjoy this and we need to not be afraid.
Ready to pull the trigger when you shoot your load in me? Or several times before? I am seriously looking for the ultimate fun.
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Dprivate77 – Nov 11, 2023
His name is Tim. Little about him. He works a very low paying job and is barely scraping by. He had two siblings one died in 2019 and the other he no longer talks to. He rarely talks to his biological mom and dad. He currently lives with a friend on their couch. He helps with rent and utilities, so don’t think he’s a bum.
bigmouthstrikesagain (Owner) – Nov 8, 2023
I’m so tired of talking to insecure gay weirdos. It’s SO FUCKING DEPRESSING. If I was straight I’d be married with kids because I’m a fucking man and I’d know exactly what I want in life! YOU SHOULD TOO!
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theboywiththehead, 19
Locked in chastity by my girlfriend for cheating on her all the time. She says I can only do it with dudes now so long she is never embarrassed by it. I’m ready to do it with dudes because I need to cum so badly. So yes I am a virgin but only to dudes. I have been with girls lots. Horny all of the time dudes.
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flyingbird – Nov 16, 2023
I played with his ass as if it were my precious treasure then went where no one went before while he shook and sobbed just the way I like it.
Letsseeokay – Nov 12, 2023
He’s 🔞⬇️
Rubberdonkey – Nov 8, 2023
Gay
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JaneJuarez – Nov 2, 2023
Hey, i’m his gf. this app is hot! yes he has a heterosexual life for the first years of his life. time to time he has dirty fantasies, with males. he’s been can’t waiting anymore to get fuck in his round and perfectly formed ass and i can’t wait also for that. i know he can be a real womanizer in bed. i don’t know physical closeness with men, like kisses and i can’t imagined that. but he would have to be surprise.
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letmehaveit, 18
I don’t really have preferences for the person other than I like them a lot older, and I mean A LOT older. So if you’re in your 60s or 70s please meet me. Other than that not bothered just the older the better.
I have an elderly boyfriend, but we don’t have enough space for me to slut out in either of our houses yet.
I prefer to be a sex toy with little to no brain activity or movement so if you’re not very aggressive I’m definitely not the person for you.
If I haven’t tried something before let’s do it I want to try everything at least once if it goes badly then oh well.
Meetings with me must be super sex-driven. I’ll talk with you before or something if you insist, but that can’t be the reason we do things.
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PeterTabbu – Nov 4, 2023
I would love to see a video of you jerking to his pics and screaming FUCK YOU HIMBO over and over as you fire your rapist ropes.
jessywixa – Nov 4, 2023
I had to come back to this profile because the hate boiling in this pervert K98 is so hot. We need to see more of his focused deep hate for this piece of shit. Get verbal. Get louder. Let it all out. You’re becoming an animal. We feel your hate.
Deathfuckboy666 – Nov 4, 2023
Kill the fukken butt whore, K98. Your desire to rape strangle and knife the pig would burn erotophonophiliac desires. Google lust murder for erotophonophilia description and jerk off to this hot murder shit and this himbo’s ultimate last journey with your killer dick pumping cum inside worthless butt whore. Do it to the pig, dead af.
K98 – Nov 4, 2023
I leave nice comments and sometimes hateful ones and send him creepy tributes, my walls covered in his selfies, me pissing on his selfie, cumming on his selfies. I fucking hate this himbo SO much. Look at his PORN ASS, what a fucking pig! I’m so addicted and obsessed with him.
jessywixa – Nov 4, 2023
Good K98, keep pumping to your own poison and making yourself grosser and more disgusting so it starts to feel even more intense.
K98 – Nov 4, 2023
I HATE HIM BUT MY COCK IS OBSESSED. HIMBO ASS SO FAT AND ASKING FOR HATE.
K98 – Nov 4, 2023
So obsessed with hate for this himbo, I stalk his social media 24/7.
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BloodyLover, 20
Love seeing pain? And a bloody boy? It used to have a normal life, but then its BoSS took it and showed it the true pain pig that it is. Its BoSS makes certain it stays fukd up to be a total pain pig. Its BoSS has lots of pics of it being tortured to share.
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BloodyLover (Owner) – Nov 17, 2023
Its BoSS has recently gotten it into Satanic worshipping as a means of coping with the hurt.
2diefor – Nov 13, 2023
The violence with him is intoxicating. Why is it so powerfully life-affirming and profoundly satisfying for to brutalise, torture and violate the sexually arousing boy? Because the overwhelming intensity of the victim’s suffering reduces him to mere erotic animal in my hands, isolates him, destroys his ability for rational thought as he drowns in the horror and pain that subsumes his existence, unable to string a sentence together, only animal grunts and disjointed words, begging and desperate; beyond this he can only squeal, scream, weep, moan and writhe in the abyss of his agony – all of which urgently reinvigorates my joyful attack on him as it nourishes my natural imperative to express my power over him through unrestrained violence. He is now mere flesh and blood, and that flesh is besieged, invaded and violated, just as his selfhood is degraded and dehumanised, finally forcibly stripped from him, so that his whole being is stripped bare before me. Retaining only the horrifying, inescapable ability to experience extremes of corporeal pain and pleasure, his body a sadistically guarded prison from which he longs desperately but vainly for release. As such, I assert total dominion over this object of my lust, empty him of agency and meaning while reinforcing my own; he is beyond submission as he no longer even has the freedom to allow him to submit, I have turned him irrevocably into my suffering object, my hollowed-out, abject, unrecompensed whore slave. The thing that his physical beauty condemn him to be, he is disposable fuckmeat. Just a thing. The bitch is mine, I’ll not spare him now. ALL men UNITE in the WAR ON BOYS.
BloodyLover (Owner) – Nov 9, 2023
No vanilla allowed.
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clownboy, 23
I would like to meet someone who is interested in clowns, puts on a clown nose while we kiss, foreplay & have funny sex!
I am deaf with Asperger’s, can’t read or write English, have lithe & gangly arms & legs, & can fit both small perky buttcheeks in a man’s hand.
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clownboy (Owner) – Nov 6, 2023
However I do like slapstick comedy where people get kicked in the ass and things like that.
clownboy (Owner) – Nov 6, 2023
You can get rough but not super duper rough.
SEEKREALITY – Nov 6, 2023
All schools should teach is how to rape and kill clowns, and how to be raped and killed if you’re a clown. That’s all society needs to progress.
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FatherOfSlut, 18
I’m the father of a slutty son who can be used hard by groups.
He’s the son of my ex-wife.
After our recent divorce I realised all my tastes are to fuck him.
We live about 18 miles east of junction 23 of M5.
He likes to binge drink and is hungover more than average.
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LondonJock – Nov 21, 2023
I’m 28 old weight 68 kilograms height 178 and I want to screw your burden.
josecordoba – Nov 18, 2023
It may be bad, but it felt good.
ccccccc – Nov 14, 2023
I learned things about myself that I never wanted to know.
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NewYearNewStart2024, 22
How are we all doing? This site still full of the usual timewasters that it always has been?
If you are not looking for a slave boy to live in a cage then we are not right for each other Sir(s). My cage can be outside, shed, basement or in the woods, does not matter. I should live there fulltime, no clothes, preferably hooded with no eyeholes. Thank you.
I have no interest in my own cum, so that part can be shut down. Turn off my pipes.
No family to worry about, so never seen again, not an issue Sir(s).
I do not really know if I’m concerned about an age group, but I would say over 50 up to 80 Sir(s).
Brainwashing is amazing thing, if you love it, then of course.
I see some of you think I’m hot, but no clue why or what that means, but thank you Sir(s).
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onlymagicjohnson – Nov 20, 2023
Lots could be said. Some things better left unsaid.
BoysNEEDDiapers – Nov 16, 2023
For the outside world we could seem a normal intergenerational couple, maybe they would notice that I’m a little weird.
BoysNEEDDiapers – Nov 16, 2023
I love boys in diapers. I think about it 24/7 and enjoy everything to do with boys in diapers. Boys in diapers are vital for me to have a healthy everyday life. A boy’s dirty diaper near my face can help me sleep better. I’m looking for you to have an intimate relationship with my diaper pail. Diapers.
NewYearNewStart2024 (Owner) – Nov 5, 2023
PLEASE THIS IS NOT ME BEING A FANTASIST. This is incredibly serious and all I can say is you don’t know how much I know this is my full life and want it more than anything and I mean anything.
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Downwardfacing, 19
only people with money I sell my body
sell not rent
it’s so scary but it’s all I think about
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Downwardfacing (Owner) – Nov 17, 2023
have hair on your head not in your face
Downwardfacing (Owner) – Nov 13, 2023
sorry i’m too pretty to understand basic math
Downwardfacing (Owner) – Nov 9, 2023
don’t ask any personal questions about my life
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Twink_obeys, 18
How do I start this off?
I’ve had one relationship with a Master. He treated me with care and affection, as well as occasional sternness and sexual assertiveness, which I enjoyed. I was very much in love. It had to end, however, due to circumstances beyond his control. Sex with him was very violent and he was afraid he would kill me if we continued. I believe it was not an easy decision for him. Nonetheless, I was devastated for what I had lost.
I have tried to crawl out of that darkness in the past few months, but I feel that I am unable to do it alone. I’m again looking for someone like him. Someone who has a strong desire to protect me. Someone who has an overpowering desire to have sex with me. Someone who takes advantage of my very pessimistic world view. Someone who enjoys the companionship of an unconditionally loyal boy.
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Twink_obeys (Owner) – Nov 18, 2023
Currently obeying the demons inside me and worshipping 7 Arab men 😓 on my whore knees.
pedaroo – Nov 2, 2023
Do they ever remove the cock?
killerjustin – Nov 2, 2023
You are a true friend.
pedaroo – Nov 2, 2023
I also have a question. I’m 18 and a really cute friend died recently and I wondered if his body was raped in the morgue. It seems like it probably would happen. I hope it did.
Outdoorsy – Nov 2, 2023
Cute young guy with a great hole. 4 inch diameter dildo is the biggest I’ve gotten in him as of now. I want to prolapse his hole so badly. Can anyone help?
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oranges, 22
I’m a cute ftm boy with a complicated duality
With males I’m into toxic personalities, getting degraded, emotionally abused, beaten and hatefucked ❤️
At the same time with members of my former gender I am a total, brutal sadist ❗️
I get on best with heavy dom Masters who can occasionally bring in girls and women for me to destroy 🙇🏾🙇🏾🙇🏾
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Here4SexNFun – Nov 12, 2023
It was weird. I was not sure if I was feeling something. I did want to fuck him but when I did it felt like my dick could not feel.
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16nProud, 18
Don’t write to me unless you like 16 yr old boys. I have candy that I’ve never had before, looking to take them just before coming to your place. I think they will make me do literally anything.
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FuckYouSuckMe – Nov 17, 2023
Please note the date he made this profile (03 April 2013)
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IWillFightYou, 18
Hi, I’m Jakob and I love football.
I want you to put it in all my holes.
I’m new to all of this well sorta.
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fattopchub – Nov 19, 2023
Frisky firecracker
IWillFightYou (Owner) – Nov 17, 2023
Only hot men, otherwise I’ll ask $
Delivery – Nov 12, 2023
You don’t know it yet, but we’re the guys you’ve been looking for your entire life!
IWillFightYou (Owner) – Nov 8, 2023
I’m also a puppy, specifically a Labrador Retriever.
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Passivemobilecokeass, 21
Fuck me in my tight coked up ass.
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Want2bpimp4whore – Nov 11, 2023
I’ve left my career to make a new one as this boy’s daddy/dealer/pimp all in one. Hit me up if you want some. His ass will be nursing on my cock when he’s idle. Btw it’s sweet and serious.
Rosebuddy – Nov 7, 2023
It’s not tight. That’s not a criticism. I like loose holes, and his drove me wild. I think it’s because it’s so soft inside. When I pulled out his anal mucus stayed on my dick, and it made a squishy plunging wet fuck flesh sound. ()
Passivemobilecokeass (Owner) – Nov 4, 2023
What harm can it do to fuck me and see if you still like me?
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stuffedwiththings, 24
You can call me Andrea X or Andrea High X. The first being my longest running used name given by those I consider chosen fam. High being my name given to me by men who know how deep the rabbit can go – how much of truly dirty twisted *,*,*,* slut I am 😈 Both names given as my “stage name” used in the escort & porn world. It’s stuck into my darker & deeper ventures as well. There appears to be a rebrand to encompass my full pigginess coming soon. Don’t ask me I’m just the nasty cute bottom who performs extreme sex acts – the brilliant minds who turned my “interests” into the money makers they’ve been. I mention some new filthy act that makes my pecker throb – they brainstorm how “legally” use it to make $. I’m 24 and been sexually active since (the 1st #2 plus the 2nd #4) you do the math. You don’t have to check again – the single digit number is correct. He was my grandfather but the love of my life- extremely horny & I worshipped his cock. Six years was the length of my passionate sexual relationship with him. You’ll notice the #6 repeats itself often. It’s my very very lucky number and also the length of my Cock – in inches. So when I was six my crazed sex life with my dad’s wife’s father was done. I’d serviced him plus 30 other men total by my twelfth bday. It’s was a lot of cock for premature as I was but fuck it was amazing and if I’d had my way even as a boy I’d have had 300 if left to my own devices. My grandfather called me insatiable, but mostly when he referred to his grandson – he called me the hottest slut on earth. Fast forward my heartbreak from the demise of my grandfather – so next came cruising for that daddy dick started in bathrooms, roadsides, parks, etc – letting complete strangers slide raw cocks and a lot more into my body, it was 2 years after the last fuck session with my grandfather that my cute boyish ass finally got me captured and sex trafficked by two drunk blue collar men I cruised in a park who chloroformed me and tag team bred my fourteen year old ass in one of their basements for three weeks before making me a business. Cue a few years of countless cum loads dripping out of my lucrative slutty boy hole before they got the bright idea of renting me for porn. Thanks to that my price skyrocketed for six (!) years and men flew in from all over the world to have me, and I’m talking billionaires and average dudes and sleazy studs and serious sickos who wanted to turn a mattress into my death bed. I was so high most of the time I probably wouldn’t have known the difference between a knife blade and a cock if they hadn’t asked me. BlanketStatement NEVER ask a drugged up bottom if you can do the ultimate extreme. If you’ve seen the porn ‘No Soul’ you know how far I go. So fast forward to me turning 24. My keepers think my body’s just about shot its hotness wad and my looks are almost at the point where age isn’t just number. If you still need a magnifying glass, I’m for sale, point blank. Permanent sale, retirement, owner takes all. Anything goes, including the unthinkable. Hint- if you filmed the unthinkable you’d probably make your investment back in one pop. Contact me for the price. I won’t say the number but, surprise (!), it’s in the six figures. Low six figures.
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Satyr – Nov 4, 2023
Hi, big fan. I would be willing to pay 6 figures for you under the following conditions:
🔥 Be willing to provide ass anytime I want it, for as long as I want, exactly the way I instruct. I always choke the guys I fuck, and I must continue choking you while I drain even if you vomit and black out.
🔥 Be willing to keep your ass smooth and douched all the time.
🔥 Be willing and eager to not like your penis and not enjoy cumming, and that doesn’t mean “anal orgasms” or “periodical milking” but no orgasms at all, ever again. Total erectile dysfunction.
🔥 Be willing and eager to provide one-sided monogamy. You only fuck me, but I fuck whoever I want.
🔥 Be ready to grow your hair past your shoulders and be willing to comb it or not comb it the way I like. Long hair is extremely important to me, and it is equally important that you want to please me with your long hair.
🔥 Be willing to relocate to Buenos Aires, Argentina.
🔥 Send me a clear and updated photo of your anus.
Amen – Nov 3, 2023
I just wanna have casual sex with you, is that totally impossible?
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VisitingFrench, 23
I’m a former user on here. I lost my confidence and retreated into my own world for a while. I’m now striving to get back into mental health after letting myself go. I don’t have my innocent boyish looks anymore nor the means to get them back but I’m still that boy. I would favor meeting someone for who this dimension is not a problem.
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VisitingFrench (Owner) – Nov 21, 2023
I am not a gym.
islander – Nov 18, 2023
More than a little worse for the wear but his saliva tastes great.
penguinlover – Nov 13, 2023
It has long denied its true being; it has been a major game player; led on many; followed through with a rare few but has never fully been taken. It has misled others in many shameful ways. Consensual is impossible for it. It has been bewildered, confused, struggling for years. It truly deserves punishment beyond belief.
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Donovan, 19
I’m exploring the world of submission for the first time, and my shy nature adds an intriguing layer to the journey. Behind my reserved eyes, a world of fantasies stirs. Picture a quiet young bookworm stepping into a realm where my whispered words are audible.
In the canvas of exploration, I am the untouched parchment, waiting for the strokes of dominance to paint desires unspoken. The anticipation sends shivers through my inhibited exterior. Each encounter will become a page turned, revealing a narrative written in the ink of my mind.
Please be hungry. I’m an emotional person 🦶❤️🤗
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m0uRnInGsTaR – Nov 10, 2023
I’m looking for a boy called bastien
who had a photo of himself in the snow with his dog
who lives in Agde,
that’s you right?
dddvv – Nov 9, 2023
I never felt right with what’s between boys’ legs. I would like to do extreme CBT on you until you and I deem you no longer need what’s down there.
Boomboom – Nov 9, 2023
If you want the deepest feet loving you ever felt, you have found it. You won’t recognize your feet the next day.
I will never stop loving them even if you cry or ask for it. I live to eat boys’ feet so you won’t find another one as voracious as me who isn’t gnawing them completely off!
Donovan (Owner) – Nov 5, 2023
Poppers has made me see I hate thinking and so looking for someone to think for me.
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BarebackHeart, 22
I’m an uncomplicated surfer guy who likes to party my brains out with guys who think I’m hot.
Bareback is rule and I stand by it.
Ch*friendly 🚀🧪💊💉 in so many many ways
Proud to be a bottom 🍑 I am passionate about being passive and live out this passion.
Your cum in me, that’s good for me!
☣️I have been poz for years and stand by it.
I am also happy to poz men with my 🩸
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Minnesotan1998 – Nov 20, 2023
Holy Shit! You are gonna be VERY popular here.
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pieceofshit4faggot, 20
I want to have sex with a gay man and get strangled by a man during orgasm
After I am strangled, the gay man should keep having sex with my corpse
And all the process is recorded and posted on the Internet
I hope young strt men all over the world can be strangled to death during gay sex
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jeffreydahmer – Nov 13, 2023
i woulda done it.
redmccloud – Nov 13, 2023
I strangled a young man to death when he wouldn’t have sex with me.
StefanLaVoir – Nov 13, 2023
A cute guy’s life in my clenched, veiny hands caving in his neck is the best feeling in the world. Ughh just die already!
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p.s. Hey. ** Dominik, Hi!!! Yes, I think that’s the culprit. Stuck in his ways. Love can be the deliveroo of the private safe and bank vault market, problem solved. I … think I’ve exiled the XTC song into the mulch at the back of my mind for the time being. Hopefully you too. Love hopes young strt men all over the world can be strangled to death during gay sex, G. ** Jack Skelley, Jackapalooza. Ah, you devil. I know we discussed not so long ago your letter to Andy Partridge about W. Blake and his surely disingenuous response. I think I seem to be stuck being Dennissy. Stay Jackiest! To help you, here’s a name-appropriate ear worm for you: ‘Jackie, Dressed in Cobras’. xo, moi. ** Tosh Berman, Hey. I recommend starting with the XTC albums ‘Drums and Wires’ and ‘Black Sea’ because those were their peaks, I think. I’m 100% positive there’ll be a producer who gloms on to your project whilst flecked with drool. Me, I’m the opposite. I hate showing my things to anyone for commentary until I’m sure it’s finished. The few times I did with that with novels it completely shut me down, when the response was positive or negative. Weird of me, obviously. You must know people who know of interesting, smart, adventurous producers, no? I one billion percent do not recommend ours. ** Sypha, Hi, James. Well, that was lovely, thank you, sir. ** _Black_Acrylic, Right. I assume you saw the little ‘Inside’ paean in the post. ** Charalampos, That’s a strange and interesting homily there about the open scissors. Good poetry to it. No, ‘Rocket …’ was playing over and over in mind unbidden. I did listen to it for real yesterday, and that seemed to kill the bug. Right, I remember someone made that playlist for my novels. That was cool of them. Huh. Maximally pleasant Paris vibe(s). ** ellie, Hi. My mom was kind of wacky in good and horrible ways, and she believed in past life regression, and she used to make me stand in front of a mirror holding a lit candle and stare into the mirror until I saw all my past lives distort my face into the faces I had in my past lives, which ‘did’ happen only because you start sort of hallucinating. Anyway, I was happy when I got old enough to tell her no, fuck off. I’ve never heard about that scissors under the pillow thing. That’s really kind of an exciting mental image for some reason. Wow. Oh, gosh, thank you for querying your boss. We have people here we want to work with, and they have facilities, we really just need to find the way to pay them, that’s the problem, but I think we’re sort of starting to figure out how we can do that. But thank you so much! That was better than a wish for sure. I’m kind of a logical type of guy. How’s everything in your head and hood? ** Misanthrope, One of these days I’m going to become good friends with millionaires who love to share their wealth. Well, except that millionaires don’t do that except in exceedingly rare moments, and that’s why they’re millionaires. I have a great pair of scissors but they’re only good for cutting paper, and, really, how often do you need to cut paper these days. ** Darbyy🐻, Um, I think there are better albeit sadly more expensive options out there, ha ha. Obviously I agree about the system. I like statistics. I’ve always been addicted to stupid things like TV ratings and weekend movie box office charts even though I don’t really gave a shit which films or shows fail or don’t. It’s comforting or something? Favourite bear? Oh, gosh, I probably have to be boring and say polar bears. I think if one attacked me, I’d be dead, wouldn’t I? I think that would be too late. If I saw one running towards me maybe I’d lie on the ground and look harmless or something? What’s your fave bear and attack survival method? ** Nika Mavrody, Hi, Oh, gosh, thanks, Nika. ** Right. The slaves up there will see you all safely into December. See you tomorrow.
RIP Shane MacGowan. While it’s no kind of surprise, this is still somehow a shock.
Today I received in the post another part of the birthday present to myself: New Juche – Heat Death, and I’m very excited to read it. His publishing house Gallows Fruit have really packaged it well from Thailand.
Hi!!
I’m really glad to hear your mind is XTC free! Mine too, luckily.
Who am I to argue with love’s hopes and wishes, right? Love who has lithe & gangly arms & legs, & can fit both small perky buttcheeks in a man’s hand, Od. (I can’t decide if I like IWillFightYou’s or Passivemobilecokeass’s profile most.)
Advice! If you find yourself in the inevitable situation of being face to face with a very hungry polar bear 🐻❄️ (happens to the best of us, don’t worry)
You must—listen carefully—you MUST boop his nose.
I will demonstrate: you have to boop the tip of the fellas nose, slightly below the nostrils
🧒👉 🐽 🐻❄️
Whatever you do DONT TOUCH THE BRIDGE OF THE BEARS NOSE
This is a mating thing, and unless you want a polar bear to get intimate with you I suggest you aim lower…
Heyy dudee! I am almost finished with that elephant picture? Are you still interested in owning it?
Bulimic elefants don’t exist because elefants can’t throw up! Crazy right?
Have you ever done a post on vomit? I wouldn’t doubt it with such posts as yesterday’s as well as the.pee one.
See you Monday!
Also would u still want to read that chapter of my story? It’s ok If no. No doesn’t hurt. But I had to unsend it a while ago because it was obsolete. I think it looks better now, if ya want to read it that is ofc.
Wait it’s not a chapter, I think it’s relatively short.
One-And-Only-Dennis — thanx for the New Pornographers “Jackie Dressed in Cobras.” So infectious! Guitar riffs kinda rocking me like “Paperback Writer” -era-Macca which now reminds me: Do you know this GBV song (I realize there’s a lot of them!) “Chicken Blows”? Feels also Beatle-y but more narclolepsy Lennony like “i’m Only Sleeping.” Or something. News Flash: LA Review of Books has launched new “Short Takes” reviews section & has me covering events. Working on my 3rd or 4th now, which is Jackie Wang and Natasha Stagg Semiotext(e) double book launch at Poetic Research last nite. Which reminds me: I’ll need yr advice soon: My new ms. is “finished.” Where to send it? I’m going with the title Myth Lab. love, Jack
The second draft of my (our) script is finished. But I suspect that there will be a need to do a third draft, and I’m dying to hear from a producer or a film lunatic whether that is the case or not. Oh, and here are my favorite books that I read in 2023 (so far, I’m still reading). A few of these titles were inspired, or I first heard about them in your blog. So thank you!
https://open.substack.com/pub/tosh/p/my-favorite-books-in-2023?r=352m9&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web
Good books !
I’m not gonna go into details, but I learned about the full extent of my parents’ cognitive decline today. It’s very difficult and frightening. I’ll be having a tough call with my dad later this afternoon.
I also strained a muscle in my right arm, so I can’t type much, but I have to go see the Beyonce concert film tomorrow and write up a review this weekend. I sure hope it feels like three hours of ecstatic clubbing, because I really need that!
You like statistics, Dennis? Weird, I never knew that about you. You’d fit in good at our house, I think. My dad and brothers are obsessed with stats, though they gravitate more to sports stats, mainly basketball and (to a lesser extent) baseball.
One maddening game my dad and brothers play is that someone will say two letters and then they’ll all try to say names of people whos initials match those two letters (for example, SK you could say “Stephen King,” or Fred Flintstone for FF). I almost never play along, though once when someone said “LB” I answered “Leon Bloy,” which cracked them up because they had never heard that name before.
Hi Dennis. Most of the time I really liked my mom’s wackiness. She was an architect before she came here and I grew up around her drawings and paintings, so it never seemed that different when she would move from this to talking about her dreams and everything else. It just felt like a direct way of speaking. Later she became standardly religious and would throw away my clothes and constantly scream at me so I felt like I needed to get away from her and the house, for different reasons. I can’t really imagine what it’s like to be asked to stare at your own face until you hallucinate? It sounds horrible. I’m glad you could tell her to knock it off eventually.
Yeah I like the image too, I used to want to get a pair tattooed on my neck/shoulder where they would be if you were sleeping with them. But everyone I told about the idea kept thinking it was like a suicidal gesture, understandably I guess, and now it just feels standardly fashionable or something. Maybe not. But I really like the idea of inscribing these things and having no one guess what they mean, besides, I guess, people who read this blog.
Mhm, of course! It wasn’t the biggest ask. These are all his people and I doubt I’ll ever meet any of them, at least not through him, so what’s really the worst that could happen if I try to be slightly persuasively annoying. I’d “do it for anyone” – what else are bosses for? Maybe paying you. Anyway, many delighted congratulations on the end of the film’s financial worries. It’s so great that everything could be figured out and with a minimal amount of greasiness. I like logical people. Everyone I’ve managed to be friends with has always been very logical, though some in more laissez-faire way than others so you have to sort of ignore what you can. “Hood’s good but head’s better” is something I can imagine someone somewhere saying but not me. x, e.
Hi Dennis,
These slave posts make me so sad but I also find them so compelling. Crimes of the Future might be my favorite Cronenberg, even with the stiff competition. I highly recommend if you get the chance. Haha no ideas from me. I don’t really want to die that way which is part of why Crimes of the Future is so appealing to me. There’s a machine that cuts you open and then seals the wound after poking around your insides a little which sounds like the ideal way for that to happen. The message board is like a ghost town now, which is part of why I was so moved. It was a very strange experience. Reading my posts/messages brought up a lot of memories. I agree about box office statistics. Especially now with all the big movies flopping it’s very entertaining even though it doesn’t matter all that much. How did the interview go? Was it for the film or the Closer re-release or just a general interview? I hope you end up enjoying the class you’re a guest for. Wishing you all the luck in the world for getting the money. The only real surprise for me this week is I finally listened to Lana Del Rey and am loving her work. It’s sometimes strange to listen to something so popular and find out it’s as good as people say. Come October also arrived so hopefully I’ll get to that after finishing Gravity’s Rainbow. The printing is gorgeous. Any surprises for you this week? Hopefully good ones?
Much Love,
Audrey