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Don Knotts Day *

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‘Born to a pair of farmers, Don Knotts was raised “dirt poor” in West Virginia during the Great Depression. During his childhood, Knotts’ father became a paranoid schizophrenic and alcoholic, and Knotts sometimes joked that he drove his father crazy. Beginning in high school, he performed as a ventriloquist, with modest success.

‘At 19, he joined the Army, where his duties consisted primarily of entertaining the troops in traveling GI variety shows called “Stars and Gripes”. Upon being discharged, he tried breaking into show business as a ventriloquist and stand-up comedian, but found that his thick Southern accent made his act almost unintelligible beyond the South. To overcome the accent, he went to college, majoring in education but with a strong minor in speech. After graduation, his first break came when 25-year-old Knotts was hired to play the decrepit old “Windy Wales” in a revival of the popular radio western Bobby Benson.

‘Knotts first met Andy Griffith when he auditioned for Griffith’s hit play, No Time for Sergeants. The two Southern boys soon bonded by wordlessly whittling sticks, and worked together for almost two years on Broadway. They eventually reprised their roles in a well-received film adaptation of No Time for Sergeants, which was Knotts’ first movie. Early in his TV career, Knotts played it relatively straight on the soap opera Search for Tomorrow in the mid-1950s. He also played a fidgety chap in recurring bits on the late-1950s Steve Allen Show.

‘When Knotts heard that a sitcom was in development with Griffith as a small-town sheriff, he phoned his friend and pointed out that every sheriff needs a good deputy, but a deputy who is not so good might be funnier. Knotts envisioned Deputy Fife as a bumbling but proud character, clearly not cut out for work as a lawman. His manic performance made the laid-back Griffith seem wiser, and the sheriff’s respect for Fife signaled to audiences that the deputy was more than merely a buffoon. “I was supposed to be the funny one on the show,” Griffith said in a 2002 interview. “But halfway through the second episode, I realized Don should be the funny one and I should play straight man to him. And that’s the best thing we ever did. That’s what made the show.” Playing Fife, Knotts won Emmys for Best Supporting Actor in 1961, ’62, ’63, ’66, and ’67.

‘After leaving Mayberry, Knotts had his own comedy hour, The Don Knotts Show on NBC in 1970, featuring skits with future Radar Gary Burghoff. He also had success as a film star. His first top billing was for The Incredible Mr. Limpet, where Knotts envied the lives of his tropical fish, and after only a few minutes on screen, he fell off a pier at Coney Island and became a fish who fought Nazis.

‘Knotts’ films, including The Ghost and Mr. Chicken, The Reluctant Astronaut, and How to Frame a Figg, were ostensibly “family” movies, and kids loved them. His oeuvre, however, should not be dismissed as merely “kid stuff”. Knotts’ faults and foibles, albeit exaggerated, were universal, and given a feature-length showcase, he could unravel his anxiety, embarrassments, hopes and impossible dreams, heartache, and worries. By the end of a Knotts film, his character’s shortcomings were usually overcome when some crisis revealed this everyman’s inner nobility and courage. Audiences came to sincerely like Knotts, whether he was Barney Fife, Mr. Furley, or a fish. With his nervous tics, his shaky insecurity hidden under a mask of overconfidence, and a sexual tension so often present (even when Knotts was alone), his best performances spoke to the insecurities of the nuclear age and the sexual revolution.

‘Beginning in the 1970s, Knotts made several comedies with Tim Conway, including The Apple Dumpling Gang, Gus, and The Prize Fighter. Conway & Knotts played worms in an early 2000s series of animated Hermie & Friends videos. Late in life, Knotts and Griffith were reunited on Matlock, where Knotts had a recurring role as a jittery neighbor.

‘In 2004, his home town celebrated Knotts’ 80th birthday with a parade, and a Don Knotts Film Festival was held the next summer. He was also honored with the first star in West Virginia’s Walk of Fame, in front of the Metropolitan Theater in downtown Morgantown. In his last years, he performed mostly in dinner theater and regional stage productions, and said he enjoyed watching reruns of Seinfeld. He died in 2006.’ — NNDB

 

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Further

Don Knotts @ IMDb
Don Knotts Tribute Site
‘New book details friendship between Andy Griffith and Don Knotts’
Book: ‘Barney Fife and Other Characters I Have Known’
Video: Don Knotts interviewed
‘The Death of Don Knotts’
‘The naked Don Knotts’
Don Knotts @ Bandcamp
‘DON KNOTTS: RELUCTANT SEX OBJECT’
Don Knotts page @ Facebook
Don Knotts @ discogs
‘The Genius of Don Knotts’
‘Secret strife behind the scenes in Mayberry’
Don Knotts Overdrive
‘Don Knotts Was a Chicken Plucker Called Jesse’
”Barney Fife’ Statue Honoring Don Knotts Destroyed’
‘Richard Linklater remaking The Incredible Mr. Limpet’
‘Where Don Knotts Meets the Arctic Monkeys in Glendale’
‘THE OBESE TALENT OF DON KNOTTS’
‘DON KNOTTS: HOW I DIDN’T GET STARTED’
‘On the Artistry of Don Knotts’

 

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Extras


Don Knotts 1971 Dodge Van Ad


Don Knotts the Nervous Weatherman


Don Knotts Announces Baseball


Don Knotts Tribute


Don Knotts Grave

 

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20 Questions
from Philadelphia City Paper

 

For many people you’re still Barney Fife and many of your other roles have elements of Barney Fife in them. You don’t seem to mind being stereotyped as a clumsy fool.

I took a lot of Barney into films like the Shakiest Gun in the West and The Ghost and Mr. Chicken. I have no regrets about the effect that character had on me. Those years when I used Barney were the best experience I had in the business. It was great doing him in films and on Andy Griffith.

Few young or even middle-aged performers have your knack for physical humor, subtlety and timing.

My idol was Jack Benny and he was the master of subtlety and timing. Performers train differently today. They used to come up in the old-fashioned clubs and through vaudeville. I don’t think actors get good training today. I put my training to use in everything I do.

Does Norman, Is That You? work any better in its current production than on Broadway when it flopped?

It didn’t do well on Broadway. I don’t think it’s the kind of play that would be a big hit on Broadway since it doesn’t have a lot to it. It’s just funny. I don’t think just funny is enough on Broadway. The play has been cropped up over the years and was a big hit in France.

I saw the play when I was 10 and thought it was very funny at the time. Then again, I found Welcome Back Kotter hysterical at that age as well.

It’s a very funny play.

Is it still relevant?

I think it’s more in keeping with today than when it was written, with all the gay stuff.

It’s not the first time you’ve had to deal with gay issues. On many Three’s Company episodes your character, Ralph Furley, made fun of Jack Tripper [played by John Ritter], who was supposed to be gay.

John told me a little while ago that he was making a movie in New York and some guy screamed to him, “Hey John, you fruit!”

You replaced Philadelphia’s favorite son, Norman Fell, on Three’s Company.

I just saw Norman a little while ago and he’s doing well. I loved doing that show. The first season was tough since they didn’t write so well for me.

Then Suzanne Somers left.

That’s one of the reasons I got better stuff. They started throwing me the silly stuff they gave her when she was there. By the second season I was used to the production.

What else are you up to?

I just did a movie which will be out this summer called Pleasantville. It’s a fantasy about kids watching an old TV show and I’m a TV repairman. I’m able to get them into the TV set so they can interact with the characters. It’s wild and funny. Gary Ross [author of Big] wrote it. Jeffrey Daniels and Bill Macy are in it.

How much longer can you keep on working?

I don’t know.

In an interview I did recently with your pal Don Rickles, he said he’ll be working until they drag him off the stage by the ankles.

I remember when he was just starting out. He was on the Andy Griffith Show and Andy and I didn’t feel like rehearsing anymore that day and he said, “Hey c’mon, you guys have millions of feet of film between you and all I got are home movies of me and my cousin on the swing.'” [laughs] I can’t believe I still remember that line.

Did you guys rehearse with him?

Sure.

 

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18 of Don Knotts’ 33 films

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Mervyn LeRoy No Time for Sergeants (1958)
‘Mac Hyman’s hilarious barracks novel No Time for Sergeants was adapted for TV by Ira Levin in 1955, with newcomer Andy Griffith as bumptious Air Force draftee Will Stockdale. This TV version was soon afterward transformed into a Broadway play, and then a movie, again with Griffith in the lead. Brought to the Air Force base in handcuffs because his farmer father has been hiding his draft notices, good-natured Will becomes the target of ridicule for the other transcripts. Especially nasty is Private Irvin (Murray Hamilton), but Will is able to forgive him because he knows that Irvin is suffering from some mysterious disease called ROTC. Featured in a minor role as a “coordination officer” is Griffth’s future TV cohort Don Knotts.’ — collaged


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Stanley Kramer It’s a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World (1963)
‘There’s a documentary-like pleasure in watching so many legends of comedy share the screen… along with the disappointment of watching so many very funny people fail to be funny at all. It’s A Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World remains a technological and creative marvel for reasons beyond its sometimes fitful ability to make audiences laugh.’ — collaged


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Don Knotts discusses appearing in “It’s a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World”

 

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Arthur Lubin The Incredible Mr. Limpet (1964)
‘While he is most famous for his hilarious portrayal of small town deputy sheriff Barney Fife on The Andy Griffith Show, Don Knotts’ film career is distinguished by a handful of truly eclectic comedies like The Ghost and Mr. Chicken (1966), a haunted house farce, and The Love God? (1969), in which he inherits a girlie magazine and becomes a national sex symbol. The strangest one of all, however, is The Incredible Mr. Limpet (1964), an odd combination of live-action and animation which works as both a fantasy musical-romance (the songs by Sammy Fain and Harold Adamson include “I Wish I Were a Fish”) and an underwater espionage thriller. Set during the early days of World War II, Knotts plays Henry Limpet, a henpecked bookkeeper in Brooklyn whose only pleasure in life is his all-consuming interest in aquatic life. During an outing to Coney Island with his nagging wife Bessie (Carole Cook) and her admirer (Jack Weston), Limpet falls off the pier and is miraculously transformed into a dolphin. His new life underwater proves to be a lot more exciting than his former life as a man; he falls in love with a beautiful female dolphin called Ladyfish and he becomes the U.S. Navy’s secret weapon, tracking down and sinking Nazi U-boats in the Atlantic. Yet, despite a happy ending, there is a core of sadness at the center of the film – that of a loner who never finds his place in human society and instead chooses to live in an alternate fantasy world.’ — TCM


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Don Knotts talks about “The Incredible Mr Limpet”

 

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Alan Rafkin The Ghost and Mr. Chicken (1966)
‘Forget Blair Witch, the Exorcist and Freddie. Our favorite all time scary movie goes back to the late 60’s and it’s one that you can watch with the entire family. The Ghost and Mr. Chicken was Don Knott’s first film after he left The Andy Griffith Show and he plays a very Barney Fife-esque character who is a reporter that spends the night in a haunted house. The movie takes a cue from the old Abbot and Costello Meet Frankenstein genre in that it is a good mixture of scary and funny with Don Knotts doing a brilliant job of physical comedy. Don’s character works as a typesetter and wants to be a full-fledged reporter so he takes on the task of spending the night in the local town’s haunted house.’ — ITATS


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Edward Montagne The Reluctant Astronaut (1967)
‘Don Knotts is Roy Fleming, a small town kiddie-ride operator who is deathly afraid of heights. After learning that his father has signed him up for the space program, Roy reluctantly heads for Houston, only to find out upon arriving that his job is a janitor, not an astronaut. Anxious to live up to the expectations of his domineering father, Roy manages to keep up a facade of being an astronaut to his family and friends. When NASA decides to launch a lay person into space to prove the worthiness of a new automated spacecraft, Roy gets the chance to confront his fears.’ — letterboxd.com


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Alan Rafkin The Shakiest Gun in the West (1968)
The Shakiest Gun in the West is a remake of the 1948 Bob Hope comedy The Paleface, about a timid Philadelphia dentist who, through a series of misadventures, becomes a hero of the Old West. Mr. Knotts, who looks rather like that fetus who goes floating towards earth in the last scene of Stanley Kubrick’s 2001: A Space Odyssey, is not a very subtle comedian, but he is often a funny one, and I think I can understand why his movies (The Ghost and Mr. Chicken and The Reluctant Astronaut) have been so popular in the hinterlands. Mr. Knotts comes on gently, fearing the worst, which inevitably happens, and remains constantly optimistic in spite of every dreadful turn of events. He starts out simply as a sight gag, wearing his bowler hat and Eastern suit in the cross-country stage coach (“I’m in teeth,” he tells a fellow passenger), but he becomes a genuinely appealing personality as he battles Indians, a predatory female and one badman named Arnold the Kid. There is one fine scene in which he attempts to examine the teeth of a particularly buxom doll, drops his mirror down the front of her dress and says, when she finally asks him why he isn’t married: “Well, I’ve always thought . . . I was a little too thin for marriage.” It’s good, simple low comedy, directed by Alan Rafkin, and seeing it is like being transported back to a Saturday afternoon in a small-town movie house 30 years ago.’ — NY Times


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Nat Hiken The Love God? (1969)
‘The concept of The Love God? is as amusing as it is absurd: Don Knotts not only as an unwilling Hugh Heffner, but also as an unaware object of unbridled feminine lust. (If Don Knotts as sex symbol seems beyond the realm of possibility, consider that in 1969, his separated at birth twin was precisely that.) Knotts plays his usual nervous-nebbish-with-a-heart-of-gold character, and the movie plays out very similar to his more famous works, save for the suggestive nature of the material. And it is only suggestive; it’s about the cleanest film you could ever make about a dirty magazine. Part of the charm of the film is how it’s both strangely out of time and exactly of it’s time. You couldn’t have made a family movie about a dirty magazine too much earlier than 1969 because it would have been too risque to get greenlight by Hollywood. And you couldn’t have gotten it made too much latter, because the Sexual Revolution quickly become so sacred that no one in Hollywood would have been willing to make such ruthless fun of it, or have an ending that rejected it for the wholesome joys of marriage. One of the films funniest running gags are the “hip” fashion atrocities they foist onto our blithe protagonist, which obviously couldn’t have come from any era but the late 1960s. By contrast, the “swinging” signature song “Mr. Peacock” would have been considered too old-fashioned for the 1950s, much less the era of Jimi Hendrix and The Rolling Stones. Also, the characters are mostly stock types that could have appeared in most of Knotts’ other films. For a film that came out the same year as Midnight Cowboy and Easy Rider, it has all the edge of a bowling ball.’ — Futuramen


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Alan Rafkin How to Frame a Figg (1971)
‘Parents need to know that How to Frame a Figg is a silly 1971 slapstick comedy starring Don Knotts that feels dated thanks to ridiculously large supercomputers and women as seductive administrative assistants. In one scene, Knotts drinks alcohol and acts comically drunk by slurring his speech, repeating words, and stumbling. An older character frequently refers to those around him as “poop heads.” A character makes a joke about “the pill.”‘ — Common Sense Media


Review: How to frame a Figg

 

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Norman Tokar The Apple Dumpling Gang (1975)
‘In a lot of ways, though, The Apple Dumpling Gang is a throwback to the Disney productions of two or three years ago, a period of overwhelming banality in the studio’s history. More recently, Disney has given us some genuinely inventive entertainments, especially Escape to Witch Mountain and Island at the Top of the World. With The Apple Dumpling Gang, we’re back to assembly line plots about the adventure of squeaky-clean kids. Everytime I see one of these antiseptic Disney films, I’m reminded of the thrills and genuine artistry that went into the studio’s films during its golden age in the 1940s and 1950s. Is it just that I’ve grown older, or were the Disney classics really better than their contemporary stuff? Up at the Biograph last weekend, they revived Alice in Wonderland, with its disappearing Cheshire Cat and the Mad Hatter and all. And you know, even though it’s been years since I saw it, I remember it better than The Apple Dumpling Gang.’ — Roger Ebert


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Norman Tokar No Deposit, No Return (1976)
No Deposit, No Return is a 1976 comedy film directed by Norman Tokar. It was written by Arthur Alsberg and Don Nelson. It is the story of two children (Tracy and Jay) who hold themselves for ransom, reluctantly aided by an expert safecracker and his sidekick (Duke and Bert). Don Knotts said that one day, while he was filming scenes for this project in the San Francisco airport, a director approached him and said he would like to cast him in a dramatic film one day. Although it never happened, Knotts said he was flattered by the offer. The director was Sam Peckinpah.’ — The Disney Archives


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Vincent McEveety Gus (1976)
‘It’s another one of those Disney movies about animals who are almost human – and characters who are almost human, too. The lines, gags and situations have been used so often before that it’s as if the Disney people only have to plug in a fresh premise to have a new movie. The inspiration this time is a mule that can place-kick so well it’s signed by a pro football team. The mule comes from Europe and kicks with its shoes off, thus resembling several other pro place-kickers. If we’ve seen enough other Disney movies, we know already that the mule will have to have a trainer. That the trainer will fall in love with a girl. That the team’s owner will bluster and bluff. That there will be bad guys whose function is to kidnap the mule, get it drunk, or otherwise prevent it from playing in the Big Game. And that at the end the mule, trainer, girl, owner and team will triumph and the villains will be left chewing their mustaches.’ — Roger Ebert


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Vincent McEveety Herbie Goes to Monte Carlo (1977)
‘A typical corny Don Knotts movie. In this case, he plays the part of a bumbling thief who accidentally crosses paths with Herbie the car. Pretty funny! The Herbie Movies use to be cute and entertaining. Hopefully there will be no Remakes. They were Unique.’ — collaged


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Robert Butler Hot Lead and Cold Feet (1978)
‘And that was Hot Lead and Cold Feet. The movie itself isn’t really good, but if you’re looking for a fun little Western that’ll make you laugh every now and then, this isn’t a bad choice. All scenes with Jasper and Mansfield are hilarious as well as all the scenes in the race itself. There are even scenes that I didn’t mention. For example, Don Knotts and Jack Elam also appear in this film playing the Sheriff and a guy he’s feuding with, respectively. Throughout the movie, they try to have a duel, but it always goes wrong and hilarity ensues.’ — My Live Action Disney Project


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Vincent McEveety The Apple Dumpling Gang Rides Again (1979)
‘There’s more trouble afoot as The Apple Dumpling Gang (Don Knotts and Tim Conway) can’t stop causing trouble — and laughs — even when they give up their life of crime! First the ditsy duo is accused of bank robbery as they try to deposit a check. Then they join the U.S. Cavalry and wind up in the stockade for inadvertently blowing up their fort. Although they escape this mess, the witless team who could never shoot straight still can’t seem to succeed in going straight. It’s riotous, raucous fun as THE APPLE DUMPLING GANG RIDES AGAIN!’ — collaged


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Lang Elliott The Private Eyes (1980)
‘Now THIS is what I’m talking about. THIS is how you do a spoof. Unlike today, where “spoof” movies copy shots from popular movies and attempt to make a joke of them, this movie spoofs an entire genre by honoring it. Don Knotts and Tim Conway were a great comedy duo. Knotts was forever the straight man, and Conway is one of the great improvisational comedians the world has ever known. Here they play two bumbling detectives investigating the murders of a rich English couple. We get the usual motley collection of suspects, the creepy castle setting, secret passages, trap doors, and a mysterious, shadowy figure who may or may not be responsible for everything happening. Not only is the movie funny, but it also provides a genuine mystery. The setting is fantastic, the characters are interesting, and the two lead actors are at the top of their games.’ — RJ MacReady


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Hal Needham Cannonball Run II (1984)
‘Fans of Don Knotts, Jim Nabors, Sammy Davis Jr., car crashes and trained orangutans may want to celebrate the opening of Cannonball Run II today. For anyone else, it’s a mixed blessing at best. Directed in slam-bang style by Hal Needham, the film is an endless string of cameo performances from a cast whose funny participants are badly outnumbered and whose television roots are unmistakable. When Doug McClure turns up as the blond-haired slave of an Arab sheik, explaining that he’s an actor and he hasn’t had a series job in seven years, the movie is as clever as it’s going to get. The fact that Cannonball Run II isn’t much good may not prevent it from becoming this summer’s best- loved lowest-common-denominator comedy, if only because of the utter absence of any competition.’ — Janet Maslin


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Steve Miner Big Bully (1996)
‘Much to my surprise, I was actually finding this to be an amusing film for the first hour or so. I laughed more than a few times, and there was a touch of humanity that seemed to fit rather well. Then, for no good reason, the writers tacked on a pathetic ending that left a bitter taste in my mouth. I would even say that this was a good movie for the most part, but the STUPID showdown at the end killed all credibility that had been created. How aggravating.’ — Tito-8


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Gary Ross Pleasantville (1998)
‘In the twilight of the 20th century, here is a comedy to reassure us that there is hope–that the world we see around us represents progress, not decay. Pleasantville, which is one of the year’s best and most original films, sneaks up on us. It begins by kidding those old black-and-white sitcoms like “Father Knows Best,” it continues by pretending to be a sitcom itself, and it ends as a social commentary of surprising power. Pleasantville is the kind of parable that encourages us to re-evaluate the good old days and take a fresh look at the new world we so easily dismiss as decadent. Yes, we have more problems. But also more solutions, more opportunities and more freedom. I grew up in the ’50s. It was a lot more like the world of Pleasantville than you might imagine. Yes, my house had a picket fence, and dinner was always on the table at a quarter to six, but things were wrong that I didn’t even know the words for. There is a scene in this movie where it rains for the first time. Of course it never rained in 1950s sitcoms. Pleasantville’s people in color go outside and just stand in it.’ — Roger Ebert


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p.s. Hey. Greetings from Port-de-Bouc, a seaside town about a hour’s train ride west of Marseilles, where Zac and I showed PGL last night. Today we’re headed for Marseilles itself. As for you, I thought I would break up the blog’s sort of generally serioso outlay by restoring Don Knotts Day. There you go. The blog’ll see you tomorrow. I’ll see you on Saturday.

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InmateDave, 22
Cleveland

I am heavily into being a prisoner. Looking for long term incarceration from a warden/guard in return for paying off my roughly $10.000 debts. I would prefer it to be a very strict solitary confinement. Sex okay but nothing too weird. Ass pic once I’m assigned. Stop asking. The more you ask the more I’m going to keep from showing it to you. Ideally, I would want a 12-18 month sentence to start, with the option afterward to begin serving a life sentence if it worked for both of us.

Guestbook of InmateDave

InmateDave (Owner) – Apr 26, 2019
Please do not give me false hope.

InmateDave (Owner) – Apr 17, 2019
Okay, no answer, so I am okay for a serious mature who gives me a shelter in his home. Because I really need to shelter.

InmateDave (Owner) – March 28, 2019
Only older warden/guard.. I don’t like same as my age or ages below 48.

Dick M, Cut
Orientation Hetero
Body Slim
Body hair Little hair
Smoking Yes
Speaks English
Position Unknown
Oral Unknown
Kissing Consent
FF No
S&M Yes
Dirty No
Safer sex Unknown
Rate per hour On request
Overnight 10.000 $

 

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Dreamcometrues, 20
Bucharest

Wealth does not make you happy. If you do not have a heart, do not call yourself a man.

My life was not so good. We also had bad times and good moments. I fought my whole life to be on my feet. But it is still hard for me.

I am not so old but sooo experienced, but to serve as sex object I think has a kick! Hey! NO GO: men under 35, sorry.

I ned a place where I can say home. Sometimes you stand and think that no one understands you today.

Willing to bind me to a pimp that forms me to his liking and promotes me, but please no peers or something.

There are people who can be a way of life to teach you what is good and what is bad. I was not born rich, but I have a good body.

Guestbook of Dreamcometrues

Dreamcometrues (Owner) – May 12, 2019
No thank you for your deep hole that I could push big dildos deep inside.

jorgethehorizon – May 12, 2019
Thank you for last night, amazing!

Dreamcometrues (Owner) – May 1, 2019
I am hetroflexible curious not gay. Please don’t harass me as gay as I had this problem previously and I will close my account.

Dick XL, Uncut
Orientation Hetero
Body Slim
Body hair Shaved
Smoking No
Speaks Romanian, English
Position Top only
Oral Bottom
Kissing No
FF Active
S&M Soft
Dirty Unknown
Safer sex Sometimes
Rate per hour 100 €
Overnight 300 €

 

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robertmontana15, 22
Ploiesti

Today I got in touch with this person in the picture … all good and beautiful on the phone when I talked and on whatsapp (I mention that I’m from the province) I asked him if he was having sex for 50 euro and said yes …. come to Ploiesti …. I arrived in Pl … and the faces … said to the phone that he is alone in a house …. but he actually stays at a hotel of gypsies in all the way (I have nothing with Gypsies generally do not discriminate) … mentioned above … it will say that it has a bathroom bathroom … etc but it has nothing .. BATH COMUNA … WC COMUN ….. a 2 room m width and 3 lengths your moms turn up … and I’m about to leave but threatened with knife that until I give him 250 euro does not let me leave the room if you do not put the hotel gypsies on me to beat me and that he is 15 years old (lie) and not 22 years old (looks older) … and I had to let him go all the way … he has the number 0738721981, so he can change it … but I say feritily to the brethren from the rainforests or province of him ARE ID ROBERTOMONTANA13.

Dick Unknown
Orientation Unknown
Body Slim
Body hair Smooth
Smoking Yes
Speaks Romanian, German
Position Unknown
Oral Unknown
Kissing No
FF No
S&M No
Dirty No
Safer sex Unknown
Rate per hour On request
Overnight On request

 

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Full_Sail_Ahead, 19
Berlin

i don’t speak german. i’m here until tomorrow. i’m looking for tonight. if no one’s interested then i could use recommendations for where i could go to get picked up by an older man (not necessarily have to be a gay bar).

Guestbook of Full_Sail_Ahead

Anonymous – Apr 26, 2019
Yes, you will be reading the next sentence correctly. I have paid 1000€ to give him a short military style haircut. Don’t judge, we’re all here to get off.

Full_Sail_Ahead (Owner) – Apr 25, 2019
my erections tell me i’m a top. my reflection tells me i’m a bottom. i’d say i’m top but only 80% cause I love to eat ass.

Anthony3 – Apr 25, 2019
you’re top or bottom or what?

CaseyyB – Apr 25, 2019
Blue Boy Bar, Kleiststraße 7. Nollendorfplatz generally. A WC (looks like a hut) in Tiergarten. The park on the corner of Ecke Fuggerstraße and Eisenacherstraße, very dangerous, carry mace or a knife.

Dick L, Uncut
Orientation Bi
Body Slim
Body hair Shaved
Smoking Yes
Speaks Polish, English
Position Unknown
Oral Versatile
Kissing Yes
FF Unknown
S&M Soft
Dirty No
Safer sex Sometimes
Rate per hour 300 €
Overnight 1000 €

 

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deux_jeune_douces, 23
Paris

Text us, the price of our cocks depens on you u tell we and we will accept , or not , we love to fuck you’re mouth and cum into it so what do you wating for? ( tell us what do you wanna do with our cocks)

Guestbook of deux_jeune_douces

TwoBears – May 4, 2019
Big Dad Bear. Sucked tattooed boy ‘n’ got topped.
Cub Bear. Wanked other boy ‘n’ topped Dad Bear.

Rome994 – Apr 27, 2019
I sucked them dry for a 30 € Amazon voucher.

DavidSeltzer – Apr 19, 2019
Hit me up and know who i am ………. $$$$$$$$$$$$$$ ……………………. Fuck Fuck Fuck my ass with new people ………. let fuck the asshole out of beach

Dick XL, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Muscular
Body hair Shaved
Smoking No
Speaks Portugese, Spanish French, English
Position More top
Oral Versatile
Kissing Consent
FF No
S&M No
Dirty No
Safer sex Always
Rate per hour 200 €
Overnight 900 €

 

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To-bi-or-not-to-be, 18
Zurich

Want to find out if I’m deffo bi or just having a weird episode. Doing it this way because none of u guys here know anyone I do or ever will. If ure old no fuckin chance.

Guestbook of To-bi-or-not-to-be

To-bi-or-not-to-be (Owner) – May 6, 2019
Ok, ok.

JohnnyBiscuit (again) – May 6, 2019
I’ll call you?

To-bi-or-not-to-be (Owner) – May 6, 2019
I don’t know what to say here so, let’s just talk and umm, idk Mitch, it’s just awkward to me. Ok.

JohnnyBiscuit (again) – May 6, 2019
I’m all about wanting to worship your beautiful muscular body, from massage to tasting every part of you. I will only show you respect and do everything I can to make you satisfied. It would please me if you are pleased and you are in charge of how far we go sexually. Let me taste you.

To-bi-or-not-to-be (Owner) – May 6, 2019
Honest, you’ve given me a bone or 12 too.

To-bi-or-not-to-be (Owner) – May 6, 2019
I’ve always been about 70% sure I’ve caught u checking me out and giving me horny looks and now it’s 100%.

JohnnyBiscuit (again) – May 6, 2019
Bingo.

To-bi-or-not-to-be (Owner) – May 6, 2019
Mitch.

JohnnyBiscuit (again) – May 6, 2019
In person, I’m not brazen like you. That dog’s name is Fetch. Your girlfriend’s Cieran. You play the flute and piano.

To-bi-or-not-to-be (Owner) – May 6, 2019
Bullshit show ur face.

JohnnyBiscuit – May 6, 2019
Hey, okay, prepare for a mindfuck. I’m a friend of yours, and I’m also new to the bi thing but more sure about it than you sound. I bullshit about girls around you but currently am still virgin 🙁 but hopefully you can change that.
I’ve done fingering but scared to take it further dunno why I’m just scared of my ass ripping or something.
Like you I’m not out :/ so it would have to be us getting a hotel room or something.
The reason I haven’t gone ahead so far is connection is important to me, I’m quite self conscious and shy but I’m over coming this, so yeah we already have a good connection. If my virginity is gonna go it’s gonna go with someone I can see a future with even as just friends, after all I’ve held on to it for this long lol.

Dick L, Uncut
Orientation Bi
Body Slim
Body hair Smooth
Smoking No
Speaks German, English
Position Versatile
Oral Versatile
Kissing Depends on person
FF No
S&M No
Dirty No
Safer sex Needs discussion
Rate per hour 80 €
Overnight On request

 

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Ethan_the_Heathen, 20
Piano

With plump, smooth and very welcoming buttocks, a hole that is still pretty but no longer tight, a thin and well carved figure, boyish looks with an intoxicating masculine undercurrent, blond hair, green eyes, thick thighs, a warm and soft mouth full of Texas twang and drinkable saliva, I only want one thing for you …
… 100% pure sex, without embarrassment or concessions against anything that makes you ejaculate!
My ID is verified and with only ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐ reviews.
It is evident my pictures are an accurate depiction of reality.
Far from me? Fly me to you.
I am wild and unthinkable and profound and intense.

Guestbook of Ethan_the_Heathen

a233Lol – May 10, 2019
He cums a huge amount, not in a good way, more like The Exorcist.

DirtyLuc – Apr 28, 2019
Will Do Risk Aware Consensual Raunch !

Dick M, Cut
Orientation Gay
Body Average
Body hair Little hair
Smoking Yes
Speaks English
Position Bottom only
Oral Versatile
Kissing Yes
FF Passive
S&M Soft
Dirty No answer
Safer sex Needs discussion
Rate per hour 150 $
Overnight 600 €

 

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skinnyButt, 21
Belgrade

I am a good gay, But I for shore have a devil living inside me.

Guestbook of skinnyButt

ass-obsessed-top  – May 2, 2019
what, is that him? yeah, i guess so, wouldn’t swear to it.

BrianSilvaNSA – May 2, 2019
So that’s him in the photo? Because the photo looks fake.

ass-obsessed-top – May 2, 2019
wow! i paid him then threw him on the bed and pinned him down and rammed it into his ass. i realized how tight he was and raped him. he cried because it hurt but i didn’t care and i kept fucking. i needed to piss and i unloaded all of my piss inside his ass. i ignored his crying because his ass was so sore. i pinned him down harder. i fucked until i filled his ass with 4 no actually 5 loads.

Dick S, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Slim
Body hair Shaved
Smoking Socially
Speaks Serbian, English, Croatian
Position Bottom only
Oral Top
Kissing Yes
FF Passive
S&M Yes
Dirty WS only
Safer sex Sometimes
Rate per hour 60 €
Overnight On request

 

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unknown-teenboy, 21
Dortmund

Welcome to my profile. I am feminine – Patryk ❗️💙💙💙 a self-proclaimed singer who can sing you to sleep with a lot of cuddles coming from me 😉 hit me up if you want me to sing personally to you.

My favorite song is:
youtu.be/NahwsJYtyfo

(✿◠‿◠) 🔥🤤🔥

Guestbook of unknown-teenboy

Dyanmark – May 9, 2019
He is to express and not to impress

GoldHands – May 7, 2019
needless to say in person he looks more like a normal human being

Dick M, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Slim
Body hair Shaved
Smoking Yes
Speaks German, Danish, English, Chinese
Position Unknown
Oral Unknown
Kissing Consent
FF No
S&M No
Dirty No
Safer sex Unknown
Rate per hour 400 €
Overnight On request

 

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sluthunter, 23
Los Angeles

Ok so please carefully read this profile because every word of it coming from my side is true. I am not bluffing or lying.

1. I am a flake. That means most of the time, I am all talk but I dont have the guts to do it in real life when its time.
2. Most of the time when I will be here on this website, I will mostly go through the messages of men that are interested in me. It may be because I liked what I saw written or I just wanted to look at your dick pics more closely…
3. Though I have never been with any man, through thorough research I have been able to determine my orientation which is somewhere between being a bottom and a slut bottom.
4. I am realllly into anger at me. So if you just want to send me a message filled with vulgar language, be my guest. You can yell at me for not responding to your message and take out all your frustrations. Barring things about my family, you can say whatever you like.
5. Hmmm what else…. Oh yes I think I am into race play especially from Blacks. Dont really know how the hell I got into this but I am into it, thats all I can say
6. If anyone, I repeat anyone, wants to send their dick pics to someone and I know there are many guys here who likes to do that, consider me as an option too. I LOVE to look at cocks and drool just at the sight of them…
7. Finally I have only said yes once and agreed to a date once but even there I flaked and never showed up.

Guestbook of sluthunter

cadet26 – Apr 16, 2019
Hello, you are intelligent and articulate however you need a Zaddy in your life!!

Dick L, Cut
Orientation Bi
Body Athletic
Body hair Some
Smoking No
Speaks English
Position Bottom only
Oral Versatile
Kissing Yes
FF Passive
S&M Yes
Dirty Yes
Safer sex Needs discussion
Rate per hour On request
Overnight On request

 

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crushmelikeatincan, 24
Boston

24 years old mixed Asian. Born in The Republic of Sakha. I am 168 cm and 51 kg so a petite guy.

In my free time I enjoy baking and reading. I am happily in a relationship so I am not looking anything more than an hour or two but rather trying to spice things up as my partner is a vanilla person (don’t get me wrong nothing wrong with that he is lovely).

Mostly into getting very hard anal but always ready to try new things (the one night I tried getting hard anal in a straight jacket was definitely one of the best ones).

Guestbook of crushmelikeatincan

-Thunder – May 2, 2019
I wish you weren’t Asian but I guess you probably get that all the time.

Anonymous – Apr 27, 2019
This boy is wild but his partner is one of the wealthiest and most powerful men on the East Coast and you do not want to get on his bad side trust me.

bostonspy – Apr 23, 2019
If I had a genie in a bottle I would make your life one of endless rape. I would take you and rape you every day for the rest of your life. Force you to take my cock and cum, and my buds’ and any other man you were to please. No way out, ever, you’d just be a boy’s (and eventually a man’s) hole whose sole purpose is for men to get off in.

juudas – Apr 21, 2019
He’ll do beastiality. Must be a male animal and he is a size queen so it must have a penis that is at least the size of a human’s. In my case my large dog. He is an otherwise sane person who is super nice boy who just happens to be a sleazy perv.

Dick S, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Slim
Body hair Smooth
Smoking No
Speaks Russian, Yakut, English
Position More bottom
Oral Versatile
Kissing Yes
FF Unknown
S&M Soft
Dirty Unknown
Safer sex Needs discussion
Rate per hour 300 $
Overnight 1500 $

 

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CuteButPsycho, 19
Rome

model-19 y/o-cliché French blonde twink-choke me-you wish~

Guestbook of CuteButPsycho

Anonymous – May 8, 2019
Stop shooting crystal or you will die.

Dick L, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Slim
Body hair Little
Smoking Yes
Speaks French, Italian, English
Position Bottom only
Oral Top
Kissing Yes
FF Passive
S&M Yes
Dirty Yes
Safer sex Never
Rate per hour 250 €
Overnight 750 €

 

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eatmysugar, 25
Toronto

——-
Preamble:
Came to this escort stuff only two years ago and couldn’t understand my dominant vs my submissive side so tried out top, bottom, versatile only to succeed in frustrating a lot of people who came in contact with me. NOW with the help of a very patient trick I’ve discovered I’m actually a Top Brat and so it all makes sense… now to move forward and see if there is anyone left that I haven’t irritated who still wants to hire me…

——–
Main Profile
always remember…
-back pains equal financial gains
-You are THE hoe
-if you say “be nice” you can fuck off
-bottoms who don’t get their top off are like str8 guys who don’t know where the clit is

Guestbook of eatmysugar

Anonymous – May 5, 2019
another one who believes that it is enough to be stunning to be escort

GYBYGHNT – May 4, 2019
If you start with a couple of drinks, his ass comes into play, but if you go there pay and leave ASAP afterwards because, yes, … issues!

oldbaldfag – Ap 30, 2019
Despite what he wrote I still felt like a human guinnea pig being fucked by an overcompensating bottom with masculinity issues who was using me to try to prove something to himself.

mecvirilchescort – Apr 23, 2019
Unfriendly. If he had a slightly better shaped skull he’d be gorgeous but … to avoid!

Dick L, Uncut
Orientation Bi
Body Muscular
Body hair Shaved
Smoking No
Speaks English
Position Bottom only
Oral Versatile
Kissing Consent
FF Needs discussion
S&M Unknown
Dirty WS only
Safer sex Needs discussion
Rate per hour 200 $
Overnight 800 $

 

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CERCO__ORA, 18
Milan

I’m very cute but very poor and I want to see you for a quickie or a nice juicy assjob. You can find me every night from 11.00pm to 2.00am in front of the Central Station. If you want, catch my eye and nod !!

Guestbook of CERCO__ORA

yourmachoman – May 9, 2019
Sex without money is still the most beautiful.

Johnny_36 – Apr 30, 2019
@ggallon I’m a fan of his ass myself, but saying it’s the “hottest tightest ass” is ridiculous. There’s a reason why he sells it for 50 € at the train station. What were you on, dude?

ggallon – Apr 30, 2019
Hottest tightest ass you’ll ever feel! No ones like it. Really don’t miss this amazing opportunity to try it!

ASIAN-POLICE – Apr 24, 2019
I am a police officer. I work a lot in the slums and the life there is poor and it’s very sad. And I have always taught myself to look for the beauty in it; to look in the beauty in the faces of the poor boys and to be grateful. And I will bring this when I fuck you.

Dick M, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Slim
Body hair Shaved
Smoking Yes
Speaks Italian, English
Position Bottom only
Oral Versatile
Kissing Yes
FF Unknown
S&M Soft
Dirty WS only
Safer sex Needs discussion
Rate per hour 50 €
Overnight On request

 

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thegreatunknown_, 19
Atlanta

Looking For A Sugardaddy Who Treats Me Right And Loves Me For My Look And Interest And Can Help Take Care Of Me Since I’ve Had MAJOR Medical Surgies With My Instestines And Bowels To The Point I Literally WILL DIE If I Don’t Get The Care In Need, Btw I’m Also A Diabetic…

Guestbook of thegreatunknown_

Anonymous – May 11, 2019
interested-ish

Dick S, Cut
Orientation Gay
Body Slim
Body hair Shaved
Smoking Yes
Speaks English
Position No anal
Oral Top
Kissing Yes
FF No
S&M Soft
Dirty No
Safer sex Sometimes
Rate per hour On request
Overnight On request

 

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call_me_fire, 18
Dresden

My name is Marcel and I am 18 years old at the time of writing this profile. I’m from a small town in Saxony lovingly also called “Storf” by me.

-> Storf = mixture of the word city and village

It just feels like a village. We have little opportunity here to do something: D

To my traits.
I am definitely a sensitive person. Nevertheless, I would call myself psychologically strong and resilient. I am often socially and open-minded towards other people, unfortunately I can also be very bitchy. Sometimes I can come across as stupid.

Hobbys and Interests

Since August 2011 I’m a member of a line dance dance group.

** Definition Line Dance **
Line Dance is a choreographed form of dance in which individual dancers dance in rows and lines, regardless of gender, in front of and next to each other. The dances are choreographed to match the music, which mostly comes from the categories country and pop.

As another hobby, I would count cooking.
I am not a good cook and do it only once a week. But since I have Pinterest I see so many delicious recipes that I want to cook. If you feel like and we should meet, I can do something like cooking in addition to the usual: P Please do not expect too much xD

**Interests**
I have three interests.
1. Medicine
2. Politics
3. Men or mens lol.

At the moment I’m in the first year of training of the elderly care. I am completely absorbed in this profession. I can not Of course there are bad days. But you often get a thank you and a wonderful, honest smile back.

Dying is also part of my job, which I nevertheless cope with surprisingly well.
Maybe it was due to the fact that I knew the resident only 3 months ago and therefore did not build such an emotional relationship with her.

Now for * politics *.
I developed my interest in politics in civics lessons.
Everyone should have some politics today. No matter if left or right. Both are good, both ensure a democracy. Nevertheless, the Germans are, I think, too lazy to demonstrate against something.

For example, it has been seen in 1989 that demonstrating brings something. Why should not it bring something in this day and age? There are so many vulnerabilities in Germany that affect us all. Whether it’s care, education or our environment. We will need everything at some point or use it already.

But enough with politics: D

conclusion

Now you have made it through the text and I hope you have aroused your interest. Write me a nice message, but not only
* How are you
* What do you do in bed
* Fuck on poppers?
* You’re pretty

Guestbook of call_me_fire

Zoeyzik – Apr 26, 2019
Heyy I saw u somewhere, you know where? In my mind

BullPipe – Apr 24, 2019
Middleaged, horny dude that loves young ass. Whether it’s smooth, hairy, clean, packed, I want it all. Hit me up if you want to throw down.

Dick L, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Muscular
Body hair Smooth
Smoking No
Speaks German, English
Position Versatile
Oral Versatile
Kissing Consent
FF No
S&M No
Dirty No
Safer sex Always
Rate per hour 100 €
Overnight 500 €

 

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boywonder, 19
Fort Lauderdale

Couple here with live-in teen boy. Stepson from my partner’s straight marriage. Lazy, closeted, go with the flow boy. Cute and sexual since 12 years. Looking for moneyed alpha types to use the boy. Sometimes we join. Sometimes we watch. Sometimes we leave him waiting for you. We can host. We will occasionally have him travel to you. Caveat is he needs music playing. Rock, punk, basically anything that’s emotional (in his opinion).

Guestbook of boywonder

nickmhh – May 9, 2019
He only has one eye.

Dick M, Cut
Orientation Hetero
Body Slim
Body hair Smooth
Smoking Yes
Speaks English
Position Bottom only
Oral Versatile
Kissing Yes
FF Passive
S&M Yes
Dirty WS only
Safer sex Sometimes
Rate per hour 200 $
Overnight On request

 

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Catullus, 18
Strasbourg

Poetry, Theatre, Philosophy and getting my anus eaten are my nectar. Don’t suprise me ^^

Guestbook of Catullus

Catullus (Owner) – May 7, 2019
To put it another way I want to live my life renting my anus as a tongue plug until the day I die or I lose my looks.

Catullus (Owner) – May 5, 2019
I do not eat anus.

Catullus (Owner) – May 3, 2019
Eat the anus of one of the finalist of Strasbourg schoolwide poetry contest. I also studied drama where I could do live shows including Shakespeare. I am a writer too.

Dick S, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Slim
Body hair Shaved
Smoking No
Speaks French, German, English
Position Unknown
Oral Top
Kissing No
FF No
S&M No
Dirty No
Safer sex Unknown
Rate per hour 300 €
Overnight 2000 €

 

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LostEverythink, 24
London

I’ve been escorting for about 5 years and had some good times. Unfortunately, (perhaps as a result of too many good times!!) I developed cancer of the anus about a year ago. I’m now fine and feel as good as I ever did BUT (and this is a BIG BUT) the treatment has left me with a stoma /colostomy and a virtually closed up hole.

So I’m now looking for men who are not phased by the stoma, accept the hard limit that I can’t now get fucked, fingered, fisted or dildoed (whatever the size). I’m at a loss as to what to suggest since anal bottoming has always been my bread and butter.

Guestbook of LostEverythink

LostEverythink (Owner) – Apr 22, 2019
I’m a toilet and married but not monogamous.

Nath_H – Apr 21, 2019
He is now my lawfully wedded toilet.

LostEverythink (Owner) – Apr 15, 2019
Apparently I can do scat (bottom).

LostEverythink (Owner) – March 31, 2019
Stupidly I put all my eggs in this basket, and now I’m just hoping.

zhandong – March 31, 2019
No offense but maybe change professions???

Dick L, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Slim
Body hair Little hair
Smoking Socially
Speaks English
Position No anal
Oral Versatile
Kissing Yes
FF No
S&M Soft
Dirty Yes
Safer sex Unknown
Rate per hour On request
Overnight On request

 

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SuckMyFeet, 21
Vienna

Hi suckers, I’m in need of some paying foot suckers. I can use 4 suckers, for immediate working.

Suck my shoes and socks 🧦🧦👟👟 , and when you’re paying very good good, you can suck my feet. 🦶🦶

First you send me a message with:
🔸 Photo of your face
🔸 Body length
🔸 Weight
🔸 Motivation why you want to suck my feet.

Talk to me in a very polite and respectful way.
If I’m not replying, that means I’m not horny.

Come on, let’s wrap it up.

Dick M, Uncut
Orientation Hetero
Body Slim
Body hair Shaved
Smoking No
Speaks German, English
Position Top only
Oral Top
Kissing No
FF No
S&M No
Dirty No
Safer sex Always
Rate per hour 100 €
Overnight 600 €

 

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weird_but_cute, 20
Budapest

nice,
so I don’t like to speak in writing, it is just half-truth. but there are some things that might be a point of reference.

First, I’m looking for a sex beach. yes, also with whom you may develop intimacy, but it won’t happen after a hour of fucking me, that’s for sure.

secondly, Many people say that intelligence is sexy, I don’t think so, only the boy is sexy, intelligence who cares.

third, unfortunately, I’m new really to the whole escort scene, which is surprising given how many unattractive men I have slept with.

Guestbook of weird_but_cute

Ben-Solo – May 8, 2019
110% sure you weren’t even playing that guitar when you took that pic.

09351771250 – May 1, 2019
my name is Carlo .. i join this site because i want to find who love me who cares me and also who understand to me and that’s my ambition someday but first i want to fuck you.

Dick M, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Slim
Body hair Shaved
Smoking Yes
Speaks Hungarian, English
Position More bottom
Oral Versatile
Kissing Yes
FF Passive
S&M Soft
Dirty No
Safer sex Needs discussion
Rate per hour On request
Overnight On request

 

 

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p.s. Hey. I’m heading off into outer France by train this afternoon to spend a few days hosting screenings of PERMANENT GREEN LIGHT, so tomorrow and Friday you will see restored posts and no p.s.es, but I’ll be back live on Saturday, so feel free to comment away until then, and I’ll catch up with you at the weekend. ** Armando, Hi. Love is good, especially love of place. Mm, no, I can’t say that I miss Palm Springs, but I’m kind of curious to see what it has become. I hear it’s quite, quite different. I guess you’re elsewhere or back home now? I hope you had a safe trip. ** David Ehrenstein, Thank you for the EQ link, and for the congrats. FaBlog is back in business! Everyone, FaBlog is anew again, and its add-on is called ‘Where Eagles Poop’, and it’s right smack dab here. ** Dominik, Hi, D! Aw, thanks a lot. People seemed to dig it, and obviously I hope you do when you get the chance. Oh, yes, I remember now that Anita is only there for a while. You should check out Copenhagen. I think I told you I really liked the city when I was there, and it’s very cool culturally with a legendarily great music scene these days. But Amsterdam rocks. Have a really great week, my friend! ** Bill, Hi, B. Dorothy is great, definitely one of my very favorite presses. One of those presses where any book they put out is guaranteed to be very worthy of one’s eyes. I know Anucha Boonyawatana, but it’s true that I might only know the name. Huh. I’m going to send myself headlong into that work once I get back from my little tour. Thanks a lot, Bill! How’s your kitty treating you? ** _Black_Acrylic, Thank you, Ben. I really appreciate it. ** Steve Erickson, The release: Two theaters in Paris, in one (or more?) theaters in six other cities in France as of today, then three more cities added in late May and then two or three more cities added at the beginning of June. Not a huge release, but we’re very happy with it. I’m down to see the Hatari EV stint too, and France’s Arab trans entry, who I haven’t heard yet. ** Quinn R, Hi, Quinn! Good to see you! Oh, I’m still very, very happy with PGL, and relieved/happy that it’s getting such a good response. I’m very glad you’re countering moneylessness with creativity. It’s the best weapon? Sure, I’d be pleased and honored to be on your podcast. Just let me know when you want to do it, and we’ll figure it out. My email, if you want/need it, is: denniscooper72@outlook.com. Summer: not sure yet. Working on projects definitely. Zac and I have a new film written, and we’ve raised a little money, but we need more, so that’s the phase we’re in: raising the funds. I’m hoping we can shoot it early-ish next year. We’ll see. Thanks a lot! I hope everything goes extremely well for you, and I hope to see you again really soon! ** Misanthrope, She’s great. A good AiBnB is so much better than a hotel, and I say that as a hotel lover. Having the room and a kitchen and stuff, it helps. And there must be a ton of possibilities in London. I do know precisely what you mean the seemingly mini -(but not) excising and rearranging, you bet. Well, LPS, yikes, I don’t know, man. I hope the fallout falls as lightly as possible on you. The premiere was really good. Three of the actors came: ‘Roman’, ‘Tim’, and ‘Guillaume’, and it was so good to see them too. Thanks, G. ** liquoredgoat, Hi, Douglas. You’re reading a real wealth of stuff there. Cool. I’m taking some books I’ve been too busy read with me on the train. Take care. ** Okay. Well, it’s the 15th, and, well, here are your escorts as a consequence. Tomorrow and Friday the blog will be here doing its best to entertain you, and I will rejoin it on Saturday. See you then.

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