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Jam_my_ass, 19
Warsaw

I am enormously expensive.

Only for geniuses.

Guestbook of Jam_my_ass

Jam_my_ass (Owner) – Dec 12, 2022
I am situationally bi.

Jam_my_ass (Owner) – Dec 9, 2022
I am completely closed minded towards men that aren’t geniuses.

Or even sound less than genius.

You could say I’m picky.

Body Type Muscular
Body Hair Smooth
Smoker No
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages English, German, Polish
Position More top
Dick L – Uncut
Dirty No
Fisting Top
S&M Soft
Kissing Consent
Safe Sex Let’s talk
Hourly Rate 300€
Overnight Rate 2000€

 

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fun_body, 18
Gradignan

freshly 18!
been doing this off the books for years!
now i can finally turn pro!
fucking yay!
Pas de Jeffrey Dahmer svp!

Guestbook of fun_body

ReluctantSlut – Dec 10, 2022
I’ve always hired escorts, I enjoy fucking then and leaving. But these last couple weeks have been eye opening.

I hired this boy and no condoms were discussed and I pumped him full of cum. Him walking back to his car with a wet cummy hole leaking into his boxers felt so amazing and wrong.

I never repeat but I met him again not long after and filled his ass again. Still amazing.

My sexual appetite increased and a couple days later I met another escort but there was just something missing, he was cute and he had a nice ass but somehow just felt off.

This was only a few days ago and I’ve hired this boy and bred him three times since then, and he just left here now with cum in his hole and I’m still horny for him.

I feel like I’m losing control, am I doomed?

Body Type Slim
Body Hair Not very hairy
Smoker No
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages French, English
Position More bottom
Dick M – Uncut
Dirty WS only
Fisting No answer
S&M Soft
Kissing Yes
Safe Sex Let’s talk
Hourly Rate 120€
Overnight Rate 500€

 

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SluttyJewishTeen4U, 18
Rishon LeZion

I’m ONLY passive when fucking. By that I mean my position! Your ass is taboo for me.
If you don’t see me as 100% ass, then it doesn’t fit.

I’m totally cock fixated.
You fuck me as much as you need and want it.

Kissing is a must, nothing works without a tongue in my mouth.

I like muscular men who ain’t bald.

Guestbook of SluttyJewishTeen4U

Forgetthepast – Dec 7, 2022
I’m wondering if you would be willing to travel to Palestine to fuck with a fatso (we fuck, he watches).
It’s the fatso’s lifelong dream to be able to worship a cute Jewish teen in general. So it would be nice if we showed him what he CANNOT have ;). I worship your Jewish bod and fuck you in front of his eyes and he has to watch. Although he would like to be in my position himself, but he can’t.
Are you in the mood for that?

IFUCKEVERYTHING – Dec 4, 2022
Not sure what to say here other than i think his ass is עָצוּם.

Body Type Slim
Body Hair Not very hairy
Smoker Yes
Tattoos No
Piercings Yes
Languages English, Hebrew
Position Bottom only
Dick M – Cut
Dirty WS only
Fisting Passive
S&M Yes
Kissing Yes
Safe Sex Never
Hourly Rate On request
Overnight Rate On request

 

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thehumanurinal, 18
Mexico City

Human Urinal for You

Hi I’m Jamie, I’m 18, and I’m a human urinal. I’m looking for men who love using boys as their urinal. I’m looking to (1) find a bunch of men who wanna use me as a human urinal, then throw a huge party that I can be the urinal for, and (2) for a rich urinating daddy to buy me nice things like the latest Apple and iPad and finance my decadent life of luxury and help me reach new lows every day🤣

Guestbook of thehumanurinal

Mathewmuratore – Dec 10, 2022
You make the world happy.

thehumanurinal (Owner) – Dec 10, 2022
I also sell weed.

Body Type Slim
Body Hair Shaved
Smoker Yes
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages Spanish, English
Position Prefer not to say
Dick M – Uncut
Dirty Yes
Fisting No
S&M Soft
Kissing No
Safe Sex Always
Hourly Rate 70$
Overnight Rate 100$

 

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thatboydylan, 18
Greensboro

Touch me without using your hands.

Guestbook of thatboydylan

thatboydylan (Owner) – Dec 8, 2022
I’m looking for this guy in the pic Anyone can help?

Body Type Slim
Body Hair Smooth
Smoker No
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages English
Position Prefer not to say
Dick S – Cut
Dirty No answer
Fisting No
S&M No answer
Kissing No
Safe Sex Always
Hourly Rate 60$
Overnight Rate On request

 

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Alwaysmiling, 21
Seattle

im a young but old school top guy not this modern day fancy freaky who need to be center of attention look hot or get some followers an bluster my OF subscriptions im a simple guy very aggressive in streets an in the sheets if your looking for mr sensitive try some support group for the small minded twatts who feels the world owes them a oh pour baby lol here let me do it for you lol i don’t want to fuck people who want to get fucked because daddy touched them an mommy was a drunk i fuck people based on their money your nothing special till you prove it not like you cured cancer or solved world hunger lol on your knees with a cock down your throat so prove your not some basic cloned sheep trying to fit in needing the world to think your something special when at the end of the day you your just another queer cloned drone

Guestbook of Alwaysmiling

Alwaysmiling (Owner) – Dec 1, 2022
i have masturbated to pictures of my own ass

FunCheerSlut – Dec 1, 2022
I know you’re a top, but would you fuck yourself?

FreeballinSchmuck – Dec 1, 2022
One thing I am very aware of when looking at your photos is my love and respect for your cum. You have your own cum specific to you and only you, created within your body to be passed to others, and I would consider it an honor to have every load of cum/dna/sperm/seed you have within you left within my body. I would also love to have the dna of everyone who is biologically related to you (father, uncle, grandad, etc) inside me too.
Thank you.

Body Type Average
Body Hair Not very hairy
Smoker Yes
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages English, Czech
Position Top only
Dick L – Uncut
Dirty Yes
Fisting Active
S&M Yes
Kissing No
Safe Sex Sometimes
Hourly Rate 150$
Overnight Rate On request

 

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Takemeshopping69, 20
Liepaja

Dear daddy,
Heyy. I’m a student. And now I have a free time. Want to find some daddy or good man who can invite me to his city (tickets, host, shopping, etc) for small vacation 3-5 days. I from Latvia …
From me: good face, attractive body, dick 19 cm, hungry ass and maybe something more? Let’s see 😉

Guestbook of Takemeshopping69

Takemeshopping69 (Owner) – Dec 13, 2022
I especially enjoy the company of a confident man who carries a firearm

exploringmen – Dec 13, 2022
I brought Takemeshopping69 to Paris for a few days and I have to say, yes, between the travel and shopping and keeping him impressed the cost was extremely high and I could have gotten 5 other boys for it, but … I love when a cute boy snores. And he snores like a donkey. It really got me hot!

berrytoody – Dec 6, 2022
I have been through a lot of bad times with this guy, i have been hurt by him, his friends and even his family and i am not looking forward to go through such pain ever again in my life.

Takemeshopping69 (Owner) – Dec 3, 2022
I would marry someone whatever under the right circumstances

Body Type Slim
Body Hair Shaved
Smoker No
Tattoos Yes
Piercings No
Languages Latvian, French, German, English
Position Versatile
Dick L – Uncut
Dirty No
Fisting No
S&M Soft
Kissing Yes
Safe Sex Let’s talk
Hourly Rate 150€
Overnight Rate On request

 

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“Free”Neck, 20
New York City

Hi, I’m Ethan and I’m 19 years old.

I discovered the world of sex for money when I was 14 years old, since then I’ve been in love.

I really enjoy being showered with gifts but I’m not restricted to it only, but it please me a lot 🐶 and as a reward you would be able to do whatever you want with my ass and cock.

I really like to get cuddles in my hair and I’m very horny about it, so shaving it off is not an option.

I really love to cuddle and kiss and if you have muscles and are into choking me then that’s great because I really enjoy the sounds I make.

Guestbook of “Free”Neck

OnlineCharacter – Dec 11, 2022
He’s the type of guy who most people think of as masculine but for reasons unknown, transforms into a flaming queen when he’s getting topped. His voice goes from a rich baritone to a glass breaking soprano the very second I was inside of him. He gets all Shirley Temple and adopts her voice, saying things like: “Oh My … Oh My … Oh My!” with each thrust. You have to know it is just freaky! I’m sorry but someone has to tell you to lower the flame!

Body Type Athletic
Body Hair Some
Smoker No
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages English
Position Versatile
Dick L – Cut
Dirty WS only
Fisting No answer
S&M Yes
Kissing Consent
Safe Sex Rarely
Hourly Rate 150$
Overnight Rate 1000$

 

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bussybaby, 18
Vienna

I’ve been fucked so much that I am actively making it a business… and I don’t care what you think & certainly don’t care about you – I’m sorry if that bothers you! I’m sorry that I’m not a fake boyfriend and I’m sorry that I simply just hate myself, happy hunting 🙂

Guestbook of bussybaby

iriptheslit – Dec 7, 2022
Hey Man I like to fuck ass very hard. break your

youronyourownkid – Dec 6, 2022
I merely fucked him because I was in need unfortunately.

nutellailluminati – Dec 5, 2022
Sex starts silent and gets louder and intense..

Anonymous – Dec 3, 2022
met yesterday and paid fuffi zero eighteen number .. nothing special

likeToFuck – Dec 2, 2022
hes best business ever coz I love to fuck unsatisfied destressed people

Body Type Slim
Body Hair Shaved
Smoker Yes
Tattoos No
Piercings Yes
Languages Farsi, English
Position Bottom only
Dick S – Uncut
Dirty Yes
Fisting Passive
S&M Soft
Kissing Yes
Safe Sex Never
Hourly Rate 120€
Overnight Rate 600€

 

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Femboyanalslut, 21
Los Angeles

Part time student, full time slut.
Looking for older kinky, perverted daddys to rent me as their slutty no limits sex toy and breed me. Love rough play and want to be manhandled and shown what a little slut I am. Love it when toys are buried in me, the more the better in my opinion. One of my favourite things that I have recently gotten into is having my feet licked and sucked while I’m being fucked. Open to most kinks and fantasies including very taboo if the price is right.

Ideally looking to have a few people from whom I can receive regular ongoing payments but not opposed to something longterm and exclusive if the right amount presents itself.

Guestbook of Femboyanalslut

Femboyanalslut (Owner) – Dec 10, 2022
One more thing, men with beards have to pay double, my apologies.

Femboyanalslut (Owner) – Dec 8, 2022
I am really sorry but due to recent experience only white and yellow (mongoloid and caucasoid to use the scientific terminology) men please.

Body Type Slim
Body Hair Shaved
Smoker Yes
Tattoos Yes
Piercings No
Languages English, Spanish
Position Bottom only
Dick S – Cut
Dirty Yes
Fisting Passive
S&M Yes
Kissing Consent
Safe Sex Let’s talk
Hourly Rate 100$
Overnight Rate On request

 

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Heartless8oy, 18
Basel

Weirdo looking for older weirdos to do some kinky stuff with. As a weirdo, I am open to many things. I will not meet up with people just for sex, especially if they’re not weird. I am looking to make dates, and possibly a relationship, with weirdos who know how to weird out. Will add more later, going out for a drink 😝.

Guestbook of Heartless8oy

Psychedelia – Dec 9, 2022
send me vids of u eating food or shitting

newspaperboy87 – Dec 7, 2022
Hey I have a newspaper fetish is that weird enough if so that fetish is for you! My favourite papers are that daily telegraph, the Sunday times, Financial Times and the sun! What’re yours?

yo2324 – Dec 4, 2022
I think it could be argued that paying 150 € to fuck a guy who dresses like it’s 2003 would make anyone inherently weird.

Body Type Slim
Body Hair Smooth
Smoker Yes
Tattoos Yes
Piercings Yes
Languages English, Polish
Position Versatile
Dick L – Uncut
Dirty Yes
Fisting Versatile
S&M Yes
Kissing Yes
Safe Sex Sometimes
Hourly Rate 150€
Overnight Rate 450€

 

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GERsubforMAGA, 20
New York City

german student visiting new york city wants $ and MAGA dicks.

Guestbook of GERsubforMAGA

GERsubforMAGA (Owner) – Dec 9, 2022
I sort of like to cross dress not that I’m at all fem I just think it makes my ass look super edible.

GERsubforMAGA (Owner) – Dec 8, 2022
Back in Germany I currently work full time as a meat cutter for a grocery store.

GERsubforMAGA (Owner) – Dec 7, 2022
I’m only been fucked twice but they told me it’s as if u been doing it for years.

Body Type Muscular
Body Hair Some
Smoker Yes
Tattoos Yes
Piercings No
Languages German, English
Position Bottom only
Dick XL – Uncut
Dirty Yes
Fisting Passive
S&M Yes
Kissing Consent
Safe Sex Rarely
Hourly Rate 50$
Overnight Rate On request

 

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FillMeLikeADonut, 20
Barnstaple

I offer my ass to empty your balls. No talk, I don’t suck. My cock is taboo because it is in a cage, hence the low price 🙂

The plan: I’m waiting for you on your or my bed, on all fours or lying down with poppers in hand, you enter, you put the money on my ass, you take out your cock or lube your fist, you get down to business and you leave when you’re done.

I have an ass that is always about to explode sex addicted men.

Guestbook of FillMeLikeADonut

FillMeLikeADonut (Owner) – Dec 13, 2022
I CAN NOW BE FUCKED FOR UP TO FIVE HOURS.

FillMeLikeADonut (Owner) – Dec 8, 2022
I hope you don’t mind me saying this. My eloquence is failing me, however there is one thing I must add and here it goes… I flatly would like to make such an impression on the people who, how shall we say, fuck me that when they are on their death beds thinking of all the carnal encounters that are most important to them and most well remembered they can only think of my fabulous ass. That is the impression I intend to make and an expression of the vigour and dedication I have to my carnal profession.

Imnotyourromeo – Dec 6, 2022
I have an absolute fondness for his arse and I’ve been fucking it and only it exclusively for the past year. Judge me if you want, but that’s just how I am.

opendoor – Dec 3, 2022
I genuinely felt like my money was utterly well spent on his ass to such a degree that I skipped all the way home.

hmuimlonely – Nov 29, 2022
To remember my hot cum pulsing into him is something that gets me gasping.

FillMeLikeADonut (Owner) – Nov 22, 2022
I can top if I have to but I have only done that with girls so it may feel a little different than you are used to.

Body Type Average
Body Hair Shaved
Smoker Yes
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages English
Position Bottom only
Dick S – Cut
Dirty Yes
Fisting Passive
S&M Yes
Kissing Yes
Safe Sex Sometimes
Hourly Rate 120£
Overnight Rate 400£

 

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arabbitchboy, 18
Dusseldorf

Don’t yet know what I’d be willing to do 4 money, maybe you can show me.

I have more centimeters than years and it will be like this until I’m 23 years old!!!

Not looking 4 the scary monster I see in my nightmares.

Guestbook of arabbitchboy

macar – Dec 10, 2022
I would like to watch you sit on the toilet and take a dump. And I would like to fist you.

Anonymous – Dec 7, 2022
Germany is finished. Thank you mom! …Disgusting !

camelblue – Dec 6, 2022
Let him ejaculate semen in your mouth
Let him shoot hot semen all over your tongue
Swallow a teen’s sperm from his balls
Let the sperm from his balls blast out all over your tongue
You need to eat his sperm
You’ll crave his thick salty sperm
Thick salty sperm coming out of his penis
He loves shooting a big load
He loves to squirt millions of his sperm into your mouth.
Look how happy you’ve made him
He feels so good when you’re slurping his spunk from his big mushroom head
Make him moan, make him feel something amazing
Make him lose control so that his jizz comes out
When he’s ready to come, he’ll start jerking his cock off.
Be a good man and open your mouth and wait
Tell him to jerk his cock. Tell him you want his sperm.
Let him show you his sperm.
Do you want to see his sperm come out of his penis?
He’s trying to make warm, salty, semen come out of his dick for you.
Help him please. Help him show you his sperm.
Are you hungry? Would you like to taste some warm salty sperm that just came out of a teen’s penis?
Do you want to eat human sperm while a teen is coming and feeling so good?
All of that sperm is coming out because he feels so good.
You should taste it. You should eat it.
Don’t you want to swallow his DNA?
Don’t you want to make him feel good?
That is hot sperm that was inside his balls, and now it’s in your mouth. Millions of his sperm cells are squirting out of his penis, don’t you want to taste them? You should eat them and feel them tingling in your throat.
You are eating his DNA. Your mouth will taste like his DNA all day.

Anonymous – Dec 1, 2022
Again with the criminal refugees! The Greens are destroying our fatherland, but the dirty West wants it that way.

DeepLicker – Dec 1, 2022
go sell crep at the christmas market there is minimum wage you monkey! should i throw up or how unbelievable?

Body Type Muscular
Body Hair Smooth
Smoker No
Tattoos Yes
Piercings Yes
Languages Arabic, English
Position Versatile
Dick XL – Cut
Dirty No
Fisting Versatile
S&M Soft
Kissing Yes
Safe Sex Let’s talk
Hourly Rate On request
Overnight Rate On request

 

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VacationSlut, 20
Rezé

Just a wild boy looking for an interesting vacation. Have me as your sex toy for a week, kept stripped down to my shoes and socks, and put to work around your cock. Throw in some regular praise to reinforce fact I am your sexy toy for a week. At the end of the week, have me agree to spend another vacation with you before I’m released. Any one interested? In the future, I definitely would love to be on a permanent vacation, but because of life things, that’s not an option for me.

Guestbook of VacationSlut

Yourfuckingass – Dec 10, 2022
Unhygienic drug hole

lovehurts – Dec 5, 2022
So unbelievably cute, flawlessly bodied, insanely sexy, prettiest ass ever and maddeningly horny.

JF1394 – Dec 1, 2022
🗑, inferior being

fillthegap – Nov 30, 2022
From behind, I held his hair and pressed his face into the pillow so that he could hardly defend himself then held him in feverish heat and fucked long, hard and mercilessly in his wet, juicy butt 😮‍💨😵 making him endure the unbearable squeeze that my XXXL penis caused in his skinny stomach and the pain made him drool like an animal 🤤🤤🤤🤤

testmymilk – Nov 27, 2022
is he ugly; of course not he has that ass 🍑

Body Type Slim
Body Hair Smooth
Smoker Yes
Tattoos Yes
Piercings No
Languages French, English
Position More bottom
Dick S – Uncut
Dirty Yes
Fisting Versatile
S&M Yes
Kissing Yes
Safe Sex Let’s talk
Hourly Rate 100€
Overnight Rate 500€

 

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exgymnast, 18
Tampa

Hello, my name is Jay I was a gymnast in school, but a busted ligament means I am just attractive meat now 👀🔥✌🏻

So I really have very very very ❗️ the dream of becoming a slut I don’t know exactly but I feel very attracted to it but really very much

Or extreme spank until my body is scribbled with paint or whatever I would be ready for anything (❗️❗️)

I would also be willing to end up homeless on the street at some point because as I always say “you only live once”😉

I am in my final year of school and I have to revise and do lots of school work so it would be great if I could be forced to revise and work

I suppose age doesn’t matter I just want out of my parents house and with someone especially if it’s hot Haha 👍🏻

Guestbook of exgymnast

Hungturkishbi – Dec 8, 2022
I’m so hornet.

exgymnast (Owner) – Dec 3, 2022
Ok, honestly, I would love to find a generous guy really into porn that just wants to sit back and j/o with me. I like to think of myself as a freak, and I know I wanna do freaky stuff, but then I get apprehensive and end up being a big ‘ol chicken 😂.

Body Type Muscular
Body Hair Shaved
Smoker No
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages English
Position Versatile
Dick L – Cut
Dirty No answer
Fisting No answer
S&M Soft
Kissing Yes
Safe Sex Let’s talk
Hourly Rate 150$
Overnight Rate 500$

 

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VoidCat, 19
Edinburgh

I’m 19 and I started extremely early. I’ve been at this for 10 years. And I don’t mind talking about it.

Looking to find the deep and dark wealthy men who know the underbelly of our world.

I’ve gotten to a place where I’m so depressed not finding what I really need. I’m sure I’ll find it on this site.

Happy to speak with those of you who also got popped super young. It gets me off.

Guestbook of VoidCat

Chokeu – Dec 9, 2022
That’s what I want to do.

BillyVaughn – Dec 8, 2022
Jack! It’s me. Hi!

letsgetiton – Dec 7, 2022
I love the idea of sliding into your shit filled fucked hole and feeling it strain and push as i slide back and forth making a mess.

Onenightfuk – Dec 5, 2022
I just wanna suck your dick like all the time it’s just a thing I guess. Lol

Body Type Athletic
Body Hair Not very hairy
Smoker Yes
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages English
Position Versatile
Dick L – Cut
Dirty Yes
Fisting Versatile
S&M Soft
Kissing Yes
Safe Sex Let’s talk
Hourly Rate On request
Overnight Rate On request

 

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FistaFemboy, 21
Paris

Oui

My name is Lukas (but you can also call me Lucy), I’m 21 years old, non-binary, because fuck genres.

I’m coming out of a lousy relationship, come what may.

I like cultured fisters who know how to talk while they fist me (it doesn’t seem like it, but it’s important…).

I could have been the Champ, but Fist4life.

Guestbook of FistaFemboy

FelchingPisser – Dec 2, 2022
His kuntslop also mixes wonderfully with piss.

phukyou – Dec 2, 2022
I can vouch for his “slime”. I found that adding the tiniest bit of baking soda to the lube mixture (and letting it fully dissolve before use) made him empty a veritable waterfall into my mouth.

FistaFemboy (Owner) – Dec 2, 2022
Yes, I’m told my hole makes quite a bit of “slime”.

HarshLegends – Dec 2, 2022
My partner and I are huge champions of mental health and over the years of rimming and felching pigkunt, we’ve noticed that some boykunts produce a lot of mucus discharge in their fisted holes. We fukkin’ crave slopping around with our tongues and mouths in this kuntsnot. The taste and smell drives us fukkin’ wild with lust. Do you have this type of hole discharge?

Body Type Slim
Body Hair Shaved
Smoker Yes
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages French, English
Position Bottom only
Dick S – Uncut
Dirty Yes
Fisting Passive
S&M Yes
Kissing Yes
Safe Sex Never
Hourly Rate 150€
Overnight Rate 1000€

 

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FuckMyPeruvian, 19
Dublin

I’m a white guy (43) and I like seeing my Peruvian teen boyfriend fucked by other guys. I will sometimes kiss or hold him while you do it…. But otherwise just have fun with him. All focus should be on him. He’s a proud slut. He’s on Prep so you can do him raw. We can host in Dublin. Must be someone who likes small, hairless Peruvians.

Guestbook of FuckMyPeruvian

Douglas – Dec 11, 2022
To state that I found immense pleasure in ploughing your boyfriend with my huge dick would be the understatement of the century.

Body Type Athletic
Body Hair Smooth
Smoker No
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages Spanish, Portuguese, English
Position More bottom
Dick XL – Uncut
Dirty No
Fisting No answer
S&M Yes
Kissing No
Safe Sex Rarely
Hourly Rate On request
Overnight Rate 350€

 

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GenuineDogforRent, 19
City of Subotica

My name is Brock.
I want to be a real dog.
I wanted a pet for as long as I can remember.
At the age of 13, this pushed me under a dog, who took my virginity.
I’m looking for a $$$ handler to:
Play fetch
Take me on walks around the garden
Sleep at my handlers feet or in a puppy bed
Feed me out of a bowl
Fuck me
Let me outside to the garden for the toilet this includes number 1 and 2. (Obviously I’ll have my paws on so can’t wipe, hope your carpet isn’t white 😂)
*Born this way*

Guestbook of GenuineDogforRent

GenuineDogforRent (Owner) – Dec 8, 2022
Just because I’m a dog doesn’t mean I am horny all the time like people seem to think.

Body Type Slim
Body Hair Shaved
Smoker No
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages Serbian, English
Position Prefer not to say
Dick M – Uncut
Dirty Yes
Fisting Passive
S&M Yes
Kissing Yes
Safe Sex Let’s talk
Hourly Rate 200€
Overnight Rate On request

 

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host_my_heteroNephew, 19
Krems an der Donau

I’m an older man (52) and I don’t live in Krems. I created this profile because my nephew is visiting the area.

My sister married a Brazilian a long time ago and they have a son who is an aspiring musician and will come to Europe. He’s in this area now. I told him that I have many friends in Austria and maybe I could find someone to take him in so he could save the money for a one night hotel. Of course I didn’t tell him I’m on this site as he’s straight and I’m not around for my family… but I know maybe something interesting could happen? I would like to know…

Body Type Slim
Body Hair Not very hairy
Smoker No answer
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages Portuguese, English
Position No answer
Dick No answer
Dirty No answer
Fisting No answer
S&M No answer
Kissing No answer
Safe Sex No answer
Hourly Rate On request
Overnight Rate On request

 

 

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p.s. Hey. ** CAUTIVOS, That’s a very rich reading list there, thank you. I’m happy to see Millhauser on there. I wish more people read him. My list (tomorrow) is just books and things that were released this year. Bon day! ** David Ehrenstein, Hi. Oh wow, I think that ‘Lil’ Abner’ performance is what started her ball rolling. ** Tosh Berman, Get a room, ha ha. Nah, she’s awesome, thanks, T. ** Sypha, You could hardly turn on the TV in the late 60s without glimpsing her. Yeah, someone’s death and what you imagined their death will feel like are so wildly different. Hugs, my friend. ** Dominik, Hi!!! Wow, I was going to say huge congratulations on the BJD completion, except, oh, no, coitus interruptus! But … congratulations anyway. How frustrating though. Friends say I can easily buy lots of different kinds of Pocky in the Japanese district, which is a short walk from me, so I may be saved. The concrete factory was fun and interesting. We had to take a train way out to this small town and a couple of buses, but it was nice. Really massive building full of these exciting machines if you like complicated machines and conveyer belts and stuff, which I do. They sadly did not let us go into the onsite mine where they dig/blast out the rocks, but you can’t have everything. It was cool. This is way too technical a question, but if love had lust captive in his basement for 13 years, wouldn’t he also need to have a bunch of hotties captive down there too, or is lust the hottie, and, in that case, wouldn’t lust’s hotness start to seem kind of old hat after a year or two? Ha ha, sorry. Love giving lust the ability to physically transform into whoever love wants?, G. ** scunnard, Hey, J. Nice, very nice! Delere … I don’t know them. I’ll look them up. Speaking as an editing/revising/etc. nerd, that work sounds dreamy. ** Misanthrope, Caught, appreciated, and returned yet again frisbee-style. ** Steve Erickson, Analog horror … what exactly do you mean by that? Quality never protects anything, at least in the short term, at least when it comes to books. Oh, right, I have heard of Sault, now that you mention it, but I’ve never listened. I will. Thanks, Steve. ** Robert, Hi, R. Huh. I’m sure you can find that clip if you search on youtube. Unless your computer has specifically targeted it. My week is ending in an agreeable fashion. Yours? ** _Black_Acrylic, Hi. I have no doubt Clarice is or was smiling gratefully at your comment. ** Charalampos Tzanakis, Hi back from you know where. Hm, I can’t remember that poem. Or, I mean I remember that it exists but not what it consists of. I’ll go find it. Thank you in any case. Big hit! Awesome! ** Montse, Montse!!!! Yeah, making a film and preparing to make a film is a crazy amount of work, especially in this case because the person in charge of arranging everything for us is incompetent at doing their job, so Zac and I are having to do everything ourselves. Learning experience at least. I’ll see what Google can show me about Sant Andreu. Now that they have those 3D maps, you can actually get an actual sense of places sometimes. Sounds cool. Definitely give me the tour when I come next. I’d love to come to Barcelona again. I have to figure out a way. Yes, let me know your Paris possibility, and I can let you know Zac’s and my away schedule when I know it. I know that, starting soon, I won’t be here all that much until we finish shooting the film in mid-April. Big, big love to you! ** Jack Skelley, I’m pretty sure Clarice saw your thank you, and I bet they blushed upon doing so. and, dude, I’ll see you to-fucking-morrow! ** Right. Due to my day away from the blog yesterday you get your escorts a day late this month. Enjoy looking but not touching. See you tomorrow.

 

‘“Tell me I’m beautiful, it’s nothing. Tell me I’m intellectual, I know it. Tell me I’m funny, and it’s the greatest compliment in the world.” Dancer, actress, model, and popular icon of “sex appeal” as Catwoman in the Batman television series, Julie Newmar (b. Los Angeles, CA, 16 August 1933) would rather have been known as a comedienne. Magnificently “stacked” at 37-23-37, five feet eleven inches tall, with legs well over a yard long in her bare feet, and looking (as she put it herself) “like a racehorse,” she electrified the Broadway stage in a three-minute appearance as Stupefyin’ Jones in Li’l Abner in 1956. But she could act, too, as was demonstrated by the Tony Award she won three years later for her hilarious performance (Best Featured Actress in a Play) in The Marriage-Go-Round with Claudette Colbert and Charles Boyer.

‘Julie Newmeyer (as she was then known and billed) appeared, for the most part uncredited, in ten motion pictures as a dancer before she went to New York in 1955. Notable among her performances were “The Gilded Girl” (i.e., the girl covered in gold paint) in Serpent of the Nile (1953), the “Dancer-Assassin” in Slaves of Babylon (1953), and “Dorcas” in Seven Brides for Seven Brothers (1954); she also played chorus and bit parts in The Band Wagon (1953), The Eddie Cantor Story (1953), and Demetrius and the Gladiators (1954).

‘In 1955 Julie made her New York debut as Vera the ballerina in Silk Stockings with Hildegarde Neff and Don Ameche. The show ran for a satisfying 478 performances, and only a few months after it closed she was strutting her stuff as Stupefyin’ Jones in Li’l Abner. Li’l Abner was even more successful at 693 performances, and that was quickly followed by her triumphal comic performance as Katrin Sveg, the Swedish guest who tried to seduce Charles Boyer in The Marriage-Go-Round. (Although the 1959 film version of Li’l Abner was as near a duplicate of the Broadway show as could be made, with almost every member of the cast in his or her original role, the 1961 film of The Marriage-Go-Round preserves only Julie Newmar’s Tony-winning performance, with Susan Hayward and James Mason in the principal roles.) Newmar’s only later Broadway appearance was in Once There Was a Russian (1961), a one-performance flop. Later stage work included national tours of Dames at Sea and Stop the World – I Want to Get Off with Joel Grey, and regional performances as Lola in Damn Yankees and Irma in Irma La Douce.

‘Back in movieland in the sixties, Newmar took on roles in television series that ran from amazon to temptress (often both): an unruly motorcycle-riding heiress (Route 66, 1962), the devil (The Twilight Zone, 1963), an Indian princess (F Troop, 1966), a pregnant space princess (Star Trek, 1967), a double agent posing as a maid (Get Smart, 1968), a cat in human form (Bewitched, 1971), and in the 26-part series My Living Doll (1964–1965), Rhoda the Robot – of necessity a paragon of physical perfection. Her movie roles were similarly diverse: a health addict (For Love or Money, 1963), a vengeful Apache woman (Mackenna’s Gold, 1969), and a Hungarian sexpot (The Maltese Bippy, 1969).

‘Newmar described how she came to take the recurring part of Catwoman on Batman (1966–68), the television role that made her an icon. She was living in New York; her brother had come down from Harvard for a weekend with five or six of his friends. “We were all sitting around the sofa just chatting away, when the phone rang. … It was this agent or someone in Hollywood, who said, ‘Miss Newmar, would you like to play Catwoman on the Batman series? It starts Monday.’” She had never heard of Batman. “I said, ‘What is this?… they never know what they are doing until yesterday.’ Well, my brother leaped off the sofa, I mean he physically levitated, and said, ‘Batman! That’s the favorite show at Harvard. We all quit our classes and quit our studies and run into the TV room and watch this show.’ I said, “They want me to play Catwoman.’ He said, ‘Do it!’”

‘Newmar designed and made her own glittery, skin-tight, hip-belted Catwoman costume, which is now preserved in the Smithsonian Institution. Due to her movie commitments, Julie was able to stay with Batman for only two of its three seasons, but the reruns assured that her image was ever-present. “It was so wonderful being on Batman,” she said, “because you could be nasty and mean. In the ’50s women could never – unless you were some B-picture actress – be mean, bad, and nasty. It was so satisfying. I can’t tell you how satisfying it was.”

‘Playboy Magazine featured her in a pictorial in May 1968. In the early seventies, Julie Newmar appeared in fifteen episodes of Love, American Style; until 1983 she was a one-time guest on fifteen other television series, among them McCloud (1970), Columbo (1973), The Bionic Woman (1976), The Love Boat (1979), CHiPs (1982), Fantasy Island (1983), and Hart to Hart (1983). Her movie career continued with several low-budget films: Love Scenes (1984), Evils of the Night (1985), Deep Space (1988), Cyber-C.H.I.C. (1989), Ghosts Can’t Do It (1989), and Nudity Required (1990).

‘A testament to her indelible celebrity was the title of the 1995 film To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything, Julie Newmar. Not that the picture had anything to do with Julie Newmar – the story is about three drag queens on a road trip, and the title refers to a signed head-shot. Newmar does make a cameo appearance near the end of the movie.

‘Brainy Julie Newmar is also an inventor, holding three U.S. patents. Two are for her special “cheek”-shaping pantyhose (“Nudemar”), and one for an “invisible” brassiere. She has also been working in the real estate business since the mid-1980s.

‘Newmar was married to John Holt Smith, a lawyer, from 1977 to 1984. They had one child, John Jewl Smith, who is deaf and has Down’s Syndrome. In 2008, Newmar was diagnosed with Charcot-Marie-Tooth disease, an incurable neurological disorder that affects balance and ability to walk.

‘She is an avid community advocate. She agitated for a ban on leaf blowers in the City of Los Angeles, arguing that they are unnecessary and too noisy. She also had an issue with her next-door neighbor James Belushi and his noisy air-conditioner: she took out her frustration by throwing an egg at his house, and he retaliated by suing her for four million dollars. The conflict ended amicably in 2006 when it was aired on an episode of Belushi’s sitcom (According to Jim: The Grumpy Guy) in which Julie Newmar co-starred.’ – Lucy E. Cross

 

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1953

Serpent of the Nile is a 1953 Technicolor historical adventure film directed by William Castle. In an early role, actress Julie Newmar (listed as Julie Newmeyer) appears as an exotic dancer clad only in gold paint (and a gold fabric bikini of early 1950s style).

 

“I did a dance with Fred Astaire in the movie ‘Bandwagon.’ I got to waltz just from left of camera to right of camera, and I’m taller than Fred Astaire. Fortunately, I was wearing a long skirt, so I waltzed with bended knees.” — Julie Newmar

 

In William Castle’s Slaves of Babylon, the Jews are taken and made slaves of Jerusalem by Nebuchadnezzar. Meanwhile Cyrus king of Persia, who has been living as a shepherd, is proclaimed king Nebuchadnezzar. With a mix of dance with a veil, dagger and ballet, Julie Newmar shines in the performance of a killer dancer.

 

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1954

Set in 1850s Oregon, the film tells the story of a group of unruly lumberjack brothers whose misguided attempts at ‘courting’ love (more commonly referred to today as kidnapping) unleash a fury of both raucous follies and rousing dance numbers. Directed by Stanley Donen, this movie musical stars Howard Keel, Jane Powell, Russ Tamblyn, Julie Newmar, and a fabulous cast of singers and dancers.

 

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1957

This episode of The Phil Silver Show is filled with tremendously funny lines, uttered by a number of people and some the situations are absolutely outrageous. One of them is the appearance of “Susie Stacked,” played by a voluptuous Julie Newmar. The look on Colonel Hall’s face when he sees her in a short mini-type skirt is priceless.

 

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1959

Julie Newmar struts her stuff as Stupefyin’ Jones in the 1959 big screen adaptation of the comic strip Lil’ Abner.

 

In George O’Hanlon’s film The Rookie, two WWII American soldiers and a beautiful actress (played by Julie Newmar) are stranded on an island with a pair of Japanese soldiers.

 

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1961

In Walter Lang’s The Marriage-Go-Round, Julie Newmar repeats her famous towel scene from the stage version.

 

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1962

ROUTE 66 TV S2 E18: The boys are driving through Tucson, AZ, and run across a spicy, captivating blonde (Julie Newmar) motorcycling through town looking for trouble. Arrested, we find out that she is a free-spirit whose rich family recently died and she is lonely looking for attention.

 

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1963

The Twilight Zone: William Feathersmith is a hard-nosed and cold-hearted misanthropic businessman now quite wealthy but bored. It’s clear that what he enjoys is the chase and the acquisition of wealth. He also likes breaking men in the process. While leaving the office one day, he finds himself on the wrong floor (the ominous 13th floor, a number usually associated with bad luck and ill fortune) and in the office of Devlin Travel, run by the statuesque and devilishly attractive Ms. Devlin. In return for his amassed fortune — not his soul because, as she notes, “we got ahold of your soul some time ago” — she offers to send him back in time to his hometown of Cliffordville in 1910 where he can start over and get the pleasure of building his empire all over again. He accepts and once back to the days of his youth begins wheeling and dealing. Nothing quite goes as planned however.

 

Julie Newmar sings and dances to “Simon Says” in this 1963 TV appearance.

 

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1964-1965

In the 1964 TV sitcom My Living Doll, Rhoda (Julie Newmar) is an extremely sexy young woman who lives with womanizing Air Force shrink Bob McDonald. What Bob knows and the rest of the world does not is that Rhoda’s real name is AF 709, and she is actually a sophisticated (yet naive) robot. Bob’s job is to teach Rhoda how to be a “perfect” woman, and keep her identity secret from the world–especially lecherous neighbor Peter. When actor Bob Cummings left the series in early 1965, his character was written out of the series, and Peter was given the duty of taking care of Rhoda.

 

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1966

In an episode of The Beverly Hillbillies, Julie Newmar played a Swedish actress who yearns to play a hillbilly moves in with the Clampetts to study backwoods dialect.

 

In the “Yellow Bird” episode of the TV sitcom F Troop, Julie Newmar plays a white woman raised by Indians starts to take after the Captain.

 

The first Catwoman, Julie Newmar played Batman’s crime-stopping partner in the original TV series. With her false eyelashes and heavy, winged shadow, Julie was a prime example of the makeup trends of the ’60s. Even her eyebrows had attitude.

 

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1967

All four Monkees fall in love with the same girl, April Conquest (Julie Newmar), of the local laundromat. Each one tries to woo her by feigning interest in things she likes: Davy paints pop-art, Mickey performs ballet, Peter plays chamber music, and Mike rides a bike.

 

Julie Newmar played Eleen in the Star Trek: The Original Series second season episode “Friday’s Child”. She filmed her scenes on Monday 22 May 1967 and between Wednesday 24 May 1967 and Monday 29 May 1967 at Desilu Stage 9, Stage 10 and on location at Vasquez Rocks Natural Area Park.

 

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1968

Ingrid (Julie Newmar) is a KAOS Agent in the 1968 episode “The Laser Blazer” for the TV series of “Get Smart”. Ingrid is a KAOS Agent who gains access to the apartment of Maxwell Smart (Don Adams) and Agent 99 (Barbara Felden), by posing as a maid.

 

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1969

It Takes a Thief: “The Funeral Is on Mundy” (season 2/episode 20) 1969. Julie Newmar (Susannah Sutton) uses karate and judo on Alexander Mundy (Robert Wagner) before he is able to subdue her.

 

Laugh-In’s Rowan and Martin scare up the laughs in this madcap horror/mystery spoof costarring Carol Lynley and Julie Newmar. Kicked out of their office for non-payment of rent, bickering buddies Ernie (Dick Martin) and Sam (Dan Rowan) move into a creepy old house where they tangle with ruthless killers, sinister servants, Hungarian werewolves and a fetching young blonde as they search for a priceless lost diamond. Also starring Mildred Natwick, Fritz Weaver and The Brady Bunch’s Robert Reed. The Maltese Bippy is an off-the-wall farce directed by three-time Oscar nominee Norman Panama.

 

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1970

Up Your Teddy Bear: Julie Newmar (TV’s Catwoman), Wally Cox (Mr. Peepers) and Victor Buono star in this sexy comedy about a nerdy doll maker who is seduced by the voluptous head of a toy company (Newmar)!

 

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1971

The Feminist and the Fuzz: An unusually earthy comic role for Julie Newmar, and she’s got the streetwise speech pattern down perfectly. David Hartman’s the cop, and in this made-for-TV item, Barbara Eden is the feminist. Twisting the plot, Julie Newmar, Farrah Fawcett, Joanne Worley and the late great Harry Morgan.

 

Julie Newmar guest starred on Bewitched as Ophelia, a familiar summoned by Endora to tempt Darrin.

 

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1973

Columbo S 02 E 08: Clifford Paris (Paul Stewart) is a wealthy man with a large fortune. He is about to get married to sexy Lisa Chambers (Julie Newmar), who, as disapproving housekeeper Mrs. Peck (Jeanette Nolan) sniffs, is young enough to be his granddaughter. Television chef Dexter Paris (Martin Landau), Clifford’s nephew and heir to half his fortune, seems to be OK with this, but in reality he isn’t. After leaving the Paris mansion, Dexter sneaks back in and murders his uncle by chucking a turned-on mixer into his uncle’s bath, electrocuting him. Dexter then stages his uncle on an exercise machine to make it look like Clifford had a heart attack.

 

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1976

Frankenstein and the Wolfman encounter Julie Newmar as Ultra Witch on the 1976 TV series “Monster Squad”.

 

This episode of The Bionic Woman (Black Magic) has the most amazing guest cast. Vincent Price! Julie Newmar! Hermione Baddeley!

 

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1979

The Love Boat: A shoe salesman (Don Knotts), who strongly resembles a famous TV star, initially tries to deny it until an attractive woman (Julie Newmar) hits on him; a woman (Jane Wyatt), who was separated from her husband (Jean-Pierre Aumont) in WW II, hopes to reunite with him; Isaac (Ted Lange) decides to become a writer but can’t decide on what kind of genre to write.

 

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1980

Zarina the War Witch (Julie Newmar) is the villainess in the 1980 episode “Flight of the War Witch” for the TV series Buck Rogers in the 25th Century. Zarina is the leader of a hostile race known as the Zaads, who are engaged in conflict with the inhabitants of the peaceful planet of Pendar.

 

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1982

CHiPs: On temporary duty Ponch and Bobby hunt a drug dealer and mediate a dispute over a nude beach; guest Julie Newmar.

 

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1983

High School U.S.A. (1984 TV Movie). Julie Newmar: Stripper

 

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1988

Deep Space is a 1988 sci-fi horror film directed by Fred Olen Ray about a monster that terrorizes a city in the United States and the detective who must stop it. Julie Newmar co-stars as Lady Elaine Wentworth.

 

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1992

Julie Newmar struts and crawls along the catwalk in the 1992 clip for George Michaels’s “Too Funky.” Newmar holds her own alongside supermodels of the day like Linda Evangelista and Tyra Banks.

 

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1994

Oblivion: A sleepy western town has been overrun. Not by varmints, but by D-list actor cameos! No amount of fame is too minor or fleeting to warrant disproportionate amounts of screentime! Isaac Hayes! Julie Newmar! And of course a rarely seen acting appearance by professional meme sharer George Takei!

 

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1996

Melrose Place S4.E26: During a business convention, Billy again resorts to hardball tactics when he steals some compromising photos of actress Julie Newmar, so he can get her as a client and get Amanda to give him the power of working with other clients than to Alison.

 

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1999

Her last movie is If… Dog… Rabbit…, a 1999 American crime drama thriller production directed by Matthew Modine. At more than 70, Miss Newmar can still make heads turn as if she was 35 years younger! Otherwise the movie is predictable, unoriginal, and dull.

 

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2003

Return to the Batcave: The Misadventures of Adam and Burt is a 2003 American made-for-television biographical action-comedy film based on the 1966–1968 Batman television series which features the original stars Adam West and Burt Ward as themselves, with Jack Brewer and Jason Marsden portraying the young West (Batman) and Ward (Robin) in flashbacks. It was broadcast on CBS on March 9, 2003. Apart from West and Ward, a number of actors from the original series also appeared in the film. This includes Frank Gorshin, who played the Riddler, Julie Newmar, who played Catwoman for the first two seasons of the show and Lee Meriwether, who played Catwoman in the Batman theatrical film. Gorshin and Newmar appear as themselves, while Meriwether appears as a waitress.

 

 

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p.s. Hey. (1) A reader of this blog who is either named or calls themself Clarice Dalrymple wrote to me recently asking if they could do a post concerning the veteran oddball character actor Julie Newmar, and naturally I said, Sure, of course, please, bring it on, etc., and today is the shining result. Please enjoy trawling through Ms. Newmar’s career trajectory and do spare a word of some sort for your guest-host Clarice. Thank you! (2) There will not be a post tomorrow for the curious reason that I need to get up very early in the morning and head off to take a tour of a local concrete factory. An unusual venture to be sure, but Zac and I have been coveting just such a tour for a while now, and tomorrow’s the day. There’ll be a new post and me again on Friday. Thank you for your patience. ** Dominik, Hi!!!I was going to say that I guess your BJD counts as a self-Xmas-gift given the timing. What’s the latest on its elusive head, btw? Yes, I’d bought a bunch of Pocky at that weird American junk food store — well, not just American, obviously — and the day before yesterday I pulled out the last Pockys, which were way past expiration date and not wildly delicious therefore, but, even in that haggard state, they tasted so delicious to me that I subsequently craved an army of Pocky that would magically appear without me having to trudge all the way over to that store in the freezing cold. And, hence, my love’s incarnation. Love will try to get his famous time machine up and running and head straight for wherever the presumed prototype for that item was stored and swipe it just for you. Love strangely remembering this silly joke that someone had told him his childhood: ‘A horse walks into a bar, sits down at the bar. The bartender walks up to the horse and says, “Why the long face”?’, G. ** Jack Skelley, You! That Causeway thing was nuts. I had no idea. What an idea. Wow, such a jam-packed week. Pass along your mojo. Hit me up about the blurb. I’m swamped and spacing, and I need a nudge. Love, The Monkees. ** Misanthrope, I’m trying to think of a mood that would make me want to watch ‘Bones and All’, and I just can’t think of one. X <3 M. ** CAUTIVOS, Thanks. Sure, I know Gaudi. I’ve never actually seen his stuff in the flesh, but, yeah, I’ve admired it in photos and jpegs since I was knee high to a grasshopper. I haven’t read Hesse since I was, like, 12 or 13 years old and he was huge with the hippies. I did like Ann Beattie, and I haven’t read her in a million years. What a good idea. I will go buy something of hers I haven’t read. You’re reading a ton. I’m envious. I have so much writing to do right now, so I’m forced to be about 80% output when it comes to words. My favorites list is coming up on Saturday. Bon day! ** _Black_Acrylic, Yeah, say what you want, but that Jobs was a bit of a no small genius. Nice desk! So ultra-minimal and stylish but all business at the same time. Bend it like Beckham, man! ** Bill, I think having that Apple phone would make you very rich man. Our temps are almost scarily dipped. It’s supposed to be -6 Centigrade tonight, yeep. It looks like we’re going to get the ‘Oriental’ fan buche. That seems to be the consensus choice. And it will collapse in our mouths on the 22nd. Plus, the location where I need to retrieve it is two blocks from my apartment, and it’s cold, so there’s that. ** scunnard, Hey, Jared! Very long time no see, pal! How very nice! I’m good, really busy. LA was very successful, and part 2, which needs to be even more successful, is in the offing. Dude, excellent about the new book! What and where and when, pray tell? Hugs! ** tomk, I thought I had been to the Barbican, but I just looked it up to be sure, and, no, I was thinking of the Southbank Centre, which is also kind of Brutalist, isn’t it? Anyway, no. It looks a whole lot more interesting than the Southbank Center in the photos. Naturally I totally get why a novel could be set there based on my initial views. Net time I’m in London, I’ll eyeball it in the real. Strange I never have. Huh. ** Sypha, ‘Star Wars’ turned George Lucas into a total, permanent whore. My sincerest condolences on your cat’s passing. I know Amber was really important to you. I’m so sorry, pal. ** Steve Erickson, In my memory, none remained Christian. Except for the ones who already were Christian and used the Born Again craze to just give theirs a bump. The vast majority of them just went back to being aimless potheads again. I believe you about ‘BaA’, but I still don’t think it’s something that has any potential for me from what I’ve heard, positive or negative. Evetryuopne, Do you want to know what the esteemed critic Steve Erickson thinks are the ten best films of the year? Well, you can! Jump! Your list and my fave films list share one entry this year. ** Jeff J, Yes, I’m pretty sure the Park of Reversible Destiny is still there. I’ve never visited it. Yet. I will let you know if I get any inside scoop of BF’s shuttering, but I strongly suspect it’s for the obvious reason. But, yeah, I’ll dig in. In terms of print, no, there’s nothing remotely on the level of Bookforum. Its death really is the death-knell of offline serious book criticism with any adventurous spirit whatsoever. France has great lit journals, but that’s France. ** malcolm, Hi, Malcom! Great to see you! Pretty eventful week you had there indeed! Congrats, pal. July 1st. I already hear trumpets! They were planning to build one of those reverse skyscrapers in Japan, but of course that came to naught. Good question about how they got that hair. One time when I was a teen I was in an airport waiting to catch a plane, and so was Mickey Dolenz of the The Monkees coincidentally (see: above), and a guy walked up to him and asked if he could snip off a bit of hair, and Mickey Dolenz said sure, so maybe famous people think it’s the least they can do. My only Xmas traditions are eating a Xmas Buche and riding the Xmas-themed dark ride at the Paris Xmas fun fair as often as possible. You? ** NIT, Howdy, S! I don’t know about that book! Ooh, I’ll get it somehow. Thank you, fellow failed architecture liking dude! ** Okay. You already know what is or was in store for you today. And I will see you on Friday.