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ArrestMe, 21
Dusseldorf

Looking for someone to make me do something illegal then arrest me.

Guestbook of ArrestMe

ArrestMe (Owner) – June 11, 2023
Stop telling me I’m cute shit I know.

ArrestMe (Owner) – June 9, 2023
I’m not an escort I’m an entrepreneur.

Body Type Average
Ethnicity Caucasian
Body Hair Average
Smoker Yes
Tattoos No
Languages English, German
Position No anal
Dick L – Cut
Dirty No
Fisting No
S&M Soft
Kissing No
PNP No
Hourly Rate 150€
Overnight Rate On request

 

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pumpmeup, 19
Berlin

Are you tired of always looking for someone to get rid of your sperm?

If you want to fuck regularly and easily without annoying foreplay and without dealing with anyone else’s sperm in return so that you have more time for the important things in life, give me a generous allowance and you’ve come to the right boy.

My age is nonsense. I reckon my brain’s about 45 and I’m told I’ve the ass of a 13 year old. One of these days he’ll probably want it back.

Guestbook of pumpmeup

Marcy78 – June 2, 2023
Can be popped bare fact for small cash … without blah blah I fucked him in the Tiergarten bushes for 20E blew him up and bred him and sucked his ass muscles empty. But you don’t need it more often trust me. Rather 1 fuck and bye.

pumpmeup (Owner) – June 2, 2023
I repeat I’m looking for a man to take me in a sexual way forever, I’m tired of being the underdog getting guys off day and night that I am now. I can send you videos where I finger myself and spread my hole and whatever else. If I’m not what you’re looking for, sorry for you, but don’t set your alarm for 30 minutes and ruin our mutual time.

Body Type Slim
Ethnicity Caucasian
Body Hair Smooth
Smoker Socially
Tattoos Yes
Languages German, Russian, English
Position Bottom only
Dick M – Uncut
Dirty WS only
Fisting Passive
S&M Yes
Kissing Yes
PNP Yes
Hourly Rate 100€
Overnight Rate 300€

 

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RedTulip, 19
Dusseldorf

Bass player 🎸
Motley crue & Kiss 🤘🏻
Stuck in the 80s
Rocker

Guestbook of RedTulip

RedTulip (Owner) – June 7, 2023
Unlimited access for the low price of “free rent”

Ohyeschrisss – June 7, 2023
I shop at the store where you work and I’ve wanted to hold your face down on my cock while I bust for months.

Body Type Athletic
Ethnicity Mixed
Body Hair Little
Smoker Yes
Tattoos Yes
Languages German, English
Position No answer
Dick M – Cut
Dirty No
Fisting No
S&M No
Kissing No
PNP Weed only
Hourly Rate 150€
Overnight Rate 200€

 

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maybeyoursidk, 18
London

My #1 obsession for the past two years has been getting rich and I’d really like to do that.

My asshole is a virgin but my mouth is not!

I consider myself a bottom but who knows!

Point is I am a whore. I now need my first client.

Guestbook of maybeyoursidk

TurtleJoe – June 13, 2023
I’m a straight guy who normally doesn’t do anything sexual with other guys except for my fetish, which is farting in a guy’s face. You game?

Body Type Muscular
Ethnicity Mixed
Body Hair Shaved
Smoker No
Tattoos A few
Languages English, Ukrainian
Position Versatile
Dick L – Cut
Dirty No
Fisting No
S&M Soft
Kissing Consent
PNP No
Hourly Rate On request
Overnight Rate On request

 

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Startofawholenewday, 22
San Diego

I have been living as a male for two years. I have twink boy appearance, shaved cunt and no more boobs.

I like sucking cock extensively, I also let myself be licked – I get so wet that it drips.

I like to be fucked at length and brought to orgasm several times.

Except for toys, I’m an anal virgin, I’m very open to changing this. I’m very fuckable in my cunt.

Guestbook of Startofawholenewday

Joejoe69000 – June 9, 2023
I’ve just recently come out to myself (everyone else seems to have known for ages) and really wanted my first sex as gay and not straight closeted to ease me in and Mother nature gave this guy everything it took.

wantfeminine – June 1, 2023
Turn off your brain and your dick will turn on.

GavinDickinson – June 1, 2023
I like dick but I’d be interested to pay you to make me cum I guess.

Body Type Slim
Ethnicity Arab
Body Hair Shaved
Smoker Socially
Tattoos Yes
Languages English, Arabic, Russian
Position Bottom only
Dick No
Dirty No
Fisting Passive
S&M Soft
Kissing Yes
PNP Yes
Hourly Rate 150$
Overnight Rate 1000$

 

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Boyporn, 19
Tijuana

For the elderly

Guestbook of Boyporn

faustdick – June 10, 2023
I will make you addicted to my cock and you will finally, for the first time in your life, feel full.

Henrikblueeyed – June 9, 2023
he’s hairless his ass is good his penis you have to look for

Teneo – June 4, 2023
The bf doesn’t let me fill him with enough cum and have been making “pit stops” giving Leche to this Latino fuck boy. We hook up, him: hard as a rock. This amigo stretches out for my 8incher and it can really cum blast! Because he’s hot the cock stays amazingly thick and can’t stop cumming.

Ass_and_dick – June 3, 2023
He loves being milked and fed his own cum, among other things.

Body Type Slim
Ethnicity Latin
Body Hair Smooth
Smoker Yes
Tattoos No
Languages Spanish, English
Position Versatile
Dick L – Uncut
Dirty No
Fisting No
S&M Soft
Kissing Consent
PNP Weed only
Hourly Rate On request
Overnight Rate 200$

 

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Gin&tonic, 20
Paris

I have this fantasy…

To be turn and payed by another men.
Learn to let my egos aside.

I’m from straight side. Lot of girl like me.
I’m just lucky to have this fuking nice hair.

Been hit on by dudes my whole life
Is time to me to try new thing.

Becom prostitute with another dude.
Chill and lot of sexe. You slowly taking lead on me.
Make me have sex wit you. Act like you paid me.

Guestbook of Gin&tonic

theking – June 12, 2023
When his nipples are hard they look like thumbtacks 🫶🏾

Max236489 – June 6, 2023
He is a very special boy with a deep soul. And for sure I adored his funny jokes, as he really has so nice a sense of humor. I can also mention that his apartment is cozy with many cute and romantic things.

Gin&tonic (Owner) – June 2, 2023
Been told I’m pretty… dunno tho you tell me.

Body Type Slim
Ethnicity Caucasian
Body Hair Little
Smoker Socially
Tattoos Yes
Languages French, English
Position More bottom
Dick XL – Uncut
Dirty WS only
Fisting No answer
S&M Soft
Kissing Consent
PNP Yes
Hourly Rate 140€
Overnight Rate On request

 

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HornyinPoland, 22
Poznań

Put my penis inside you.

Guestbook of HornyinPoland

HornyinPoland (Owner) – June 8, 2023
I admit I’m struggling to admit that I’m an escort and need men who let me know that fact is inarguable.

ChristiaanBogaerts – June 8, 2023
Okay, so I’ve been hiring this guy regularly for a month. After we have sex he tells me I’m a “gay ass fag”, hits and punches me when I mention I like him, and when I ignore him he throws anything he can find at me, cusses me out, and screams at me “your the worst person EVER!!!!!”, and still expects me to pay him 200 Euros.

HornyinPoland (Owner) – June 6, 2023
I am practicing versatile position.

SKINNYBEAR – June 6, 2023
(__•__) needs (__O__)

HornyinPoland (Owner) – June 4, 2023
I can’t imagine what else we could do except have sex, but I guess there are other things.

Body Type Athletic
Ethnicity Mixed
Body Hair Smooth
Smoker No
Tattoos No
Languages Polish, English
Position More top
Dick M – Uncut
Dirty No
Fisting No
S&M No
Kissing Consent
PNP Yes
Hourly Rate 200€
Overnight Rate 1000€

 

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YoungWithBigDick2001, 20
Riverside

I’m literally just a cheap twink pig out here trying to get me some sperm. That’s it, that’s all.

I just want old guys’ dicks 🫶🏽

Alone you pay: 5$
In group: 1$

Guestbook of YoungWithBigDick2001

evals – June 11, 2023
Recommend quantity over quality.

YoungWithBigDick2001 (Owner) – June 7, 2023
Holy shit gotta love rock.

iamgenius – June 7, 2023
I have the power crysTals 💎💎 that can help you get Through your day fasTer. The choice is clear, hmu for a delivery. 🧊🧊

YoungWithBigDick2001 (Owner) – June 4, 2023
You make me sound so classy.

wannabesucked – June 4, 2023
He knows his place in the hierarchical paradigm of humanity is to be a reservoir for any gift from our bodies we wish to bestow on him.

Body Type Slim
Ethnicity Caucasian
Body Hair Shaved
Smoker Yes
Tattoos No
Languages English
Position Bottom only
Dick M – Cut
Dirty Yes
Fisting Yes
S&M Yes
Kissing Yes
PNP Yes
Hourly Rate 5$
Overnight Rate 20$

 

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asskisser, 19
Thiago

im a cute boy but have always had a fetish for men’s asses

i would love to meet up and take your asshole in my mouth clench down hard on it and pull it hard holding in my teeth and grinding it flicking the lips of it with my tongue and sucking the hell out of it as i wank my load and smother my t shirt with sperm

and you would return the favor

Guestbook of asskisser

asskisser (Owner) – June 9, 2023
please no old dried up pedos

asskisser (Owner) – June 1, 2023
i tried many times traditional sexualty and i can’t find myself there

Body Type Average
Ethnicity Mixed
Body Hair Little
Smoker Socially
Tattoos No
Languages Portugese, English
Position Prefer not to say
Dick S – Uncut
Dirty Yes
Fisting No
S&M Yes
Kissing No
PNP Yes
Hourly Rate 150€
Overnight Rate 1200€

 

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FFistParadise, 19
Berlin

I am a FF addicted figure skater⛸️ whose attention span is the same as that of a 4 year old and a very sensible ass.

I do not like that being neurodivergent throws me into chaos, but…

I love ass play from vanilla to kinky. Stretching, double, punch, deep – all makes me crazy.

I can fist you too, but my main goal here is to offer my ass to get wrenched.

Guestbook of FFistParadise

Penny – June 10, 2023
Avid rock climber here. Maybe I can show you how to work some walls before I work your anal ones.

Body Type Slim
Ethnicity Latin
Body Hair Shaved
Smoker No
Tattoos No
Languages English, German, Spanish
Position Bottom only
Dick M – Uncut
Dirty Ask
Fisting Passive
S&M Yes
Kissing Yes
PNP Yes
Hourly Rate 35€
Overnight Rate 250€

 

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Mobilecokebitch, 19
Vienna

Hello my name is Cameron.

To put it plainly, I find it hot to know that cocks are hard for me. Every time I cum, I want it to be to the knowledge that there are so many other orgasms being inspired by me just to make mine better.

Guestbook of Mobilecokebitch

Mobilecokebitch (Owner) – June 2, 2023
I AM NOW A FASHION MODEL SO ONLY SUPER SERIOUS RELATIONSHIPS ARE WELCOME.

Mobilecokebitch (Owner) – May 23, 2023
I topped all my teens until one night I gave up my ass and from then on all I have wanted is for a top to keep something going in my twitching hole (rim, finger, fuck, piss) while I’m getting him hard enough.

Body Type Slim
Ethnicity Caucasian
Body Hair Little
Smoker Yes
Tattoos No
Languages German English, Danish
Position More bottom
Dick XL – Uncut
Dirty No
Fisting Passive
S&M Soft
Kissing No
PNP Yes
Hourly Rate 110€
Overnight Rate 1000€

 

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iwant2topsormore, 19
Brussels

Hey, I am a bi boy who is ideal for two men, threesomes or even large groups of people 🙂
I am only passive when fucked and passive/active when sucking/licking/eating out and any positions you want are good^^
However, I can’t be visited, but outdoors or in the car or in the hotel or any bed or mattress you’re fine ^^

Guestbook of iwant2topsormore

iwant2topsormore (Owner) – June 9, 2023
I’m not saying it wasn’t🤤

loaditforme – June 9, 2023
Which you said at the time was the highest compliment you’d ever received.

iwant2topsormore (Owner) – June 9, 2023
I broke up with “loaditforme” because he said he wanted to cut my ass off and grind it into hamburger🥴

loaditforme – June 9, 2023
I dated him for a while, and I’d still be dating him if he wasn’t a lying slutty piece of garbage.

Body Type Slim
Ethnicity Caucasian
Body Hair Some
Smoker Yes
Tattoos No
Languages French, English
Position Bottom only
Dick L – Uncut
Dirty Yes
Fisting Passive
S&M Yes
Kissing Yes
PNP Yes
Hourly Rate 50€
Overnight Rate 250€

 

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PeterSparkle, 18
Umag

I am absolutely addicted to you. I am self hating and horny.

Guestbook of PeterSparkle

PeterSparkle (Owner) – June 12, 2023
Please lower your expectations 🫶🏻

2footballplayers – June 12, 2023
Two straight/bisex football players age 20/22 in Umag for 3 weeks in camp.
Looking to empty our balls in your boypussy 😈
Not interested in one time only, we want to fuck you almost every day if possible. We can host and fuck all day and night
In 10 days one more friend will join us for gangbang 🙈

PeterSparkle (Owner) – June 7, 2023
You can ask me to do everything and I will do everything. I won’t say no to anything or stuff. I don’t mind doing stuff that you like but I really don’t like. I don’t deserve to be happy and you can do anything you want to me. I don’t have any friends.

PeterSparkle (Owner) – June 4, 2023
why r u so obsessed with me?

Anonymous – June 4, 2023
Always deleting creating new profiles. Just yesterday this guy said he was 20. Now in 24 hours he turned 18. In fact he is a 16 year old weirdo who’s real name is Norbert. At least in this profile he lowered his rates from €400 an hour to €199. Still inflated though. Not saying he’s not a good fuck, but he is the king of weird!

Body Type Average
Ethnicity Caucasian
Body Hair Shaved
Smoker Yes
Tattoos No
Languages Slovenian, English
Position More bottom
Dick S – Cut
Dirty Yes
Fisting Passive
S&M Yes
Kissing Yes
PNP Yes
Hourly Rate 199€
Overnight Rate 599€

 

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FireWalkWMe, 19
Pittsburgh

Poly, boy-whore, banging-body-count, antiPC Leftist gun-toting Skeeter 😜😎

NPNC, Trump voters… shoot your shot.

Guestbook of FireWalkWMe

Anonymous – June 13, 2023

FireWalkWMe (Owner) – June 10, 2023
I need $10,000,000 USD, 2 one way tickets to Mexico, a Heckler and Kosch XM8 Assault Rifle, 2 Cases of beer, a 1967 Cadilac El Dorado with diplomatic plates. I can’t explain now, there’s not enough time, but I need your help.

astrocult – June 8, 2023
He’s tiny everywhere except the back.

icarus – June 5, 2023
he’s a sick sleazy lowlife subhuman faggot scum pervert with no self-esteem who thinks of himself as a worthless human turd and gets turned on by wallowing in sleaze with other worthless human turds.

SonOfVoluptas – June 5, 2023
I recently became aware of Jack Donovan and find him to be a fascinating figure. I’m curious as to what you think of him.

str8needhead – June 3, 2023
Once he stops spouting far right crap he’s just your average btm boy that lets you work his hole open. Accepts having toys work his hole open and gaped. I turned his lips in a wide hole.

Body Type Average
Ethnicity Caucasian
Body Hair Little
Smoker Yes
Tattoos Yes
Languages English
Position Versatile
Dick L – Cut
Dirty No answer
Fisting No answer
S&M Soft
Kissing No
PNP No answer
Hourly Rate 150$
Overnight Rate 284$

 

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SendDudes, 19
Brooklyn

Hey there! I’m openly gay, so beautiful and looking to rent myself in all ways to special men. Age is of no matter to me. I am truly ready to rent my beautiful body to someone who will enjoy using it in every way possible.

Just thinking of how my life has changed since I became a purchasable possession excites me like nothing else! I love to share my body and any chance to be naked is beautiful! If you want me dressed, then tight, revealing clothes are so my thing! Shorts, jocks, thongs. The more of me on show, the happier we will both be.

A succulent boy like me has a divine boy pussy and to feel it being stretched open is beyond heaven! Once your hand or your cock feels just how warm, soft and juicy my pussy is, you’ll want nothing more than to push in deeper and deeper. Feeling it close around you like a warm cocoon. Being paid for sex with a man is so beautiful!

Guestbook of SendDudes

codon – June 5, 2023

Tannedmanforyou – June 3, 2023
If sperms were seeds, this guy’s butt would be a Redwood forest.

yourfuturedad – June 1, 2023
Little late to start charging for it.

rim dad – June 1, 2023
You can see any number of videos of him getting railed all over the fucking place, unsure if I’m in them. I’ve used him many many times.

cruisingdaddy – May 30, 2023
In your place, he gives you his ass, and even if he can’t stand your dick (or many dicks or really huge dildos), you have his permission (not that you seem to need it) to ram him impetuously. He’s also excellent for ass connoisseurs.

hornytomxxx – May 27, 2023
I remember my first time with him holyfuuuck 4 years ago, 19 now oops!

PIGofSATAN – May 27, 2023
GET HIM FUCKIN GOONED BRAIN DEAD ON POPPERS work over this lil whore

Body Type Athletic
Ethnicity Latin
Body Hair Shaved
Smoker Socially
Tattoos No
Languages Spanish, English
Position More bottom
Dick XL – Uncut
Dirty WS only
Fisting Passive
S&M Yes
Kissing Yes
PNP Yes
Hourly Rate 150$
Overnight Rate 600$

 

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Made4Love, 20
Stansted

halp pl0z y doez every1 hate me i have no fuks at skool and i hardly speak at skool da only fuk i have iz my english teacher dats it cuz we have da same last name but we r not related but at lunch i sit alone and no1 wants to fuk me. was fully uncertain in da past if i liked giving old guyz a crack at me or not, now idgaf!

Guestbook of Made4Love

ThENaMeSKiRbY – June 11, 2023
Bkuz u speek lik dis

Made4Love (Owner) – June 11, 2023
idk wat i do to eny1 but idk y every1 hates me. what should i do!!!!!!!

Body Type Slim
Ethnicity Caucasian
Body Hair Shaved
Smoker Yes
Tattoos No
Languages English
Position More bottom
Dick M – Uncut
Dirty WS only
Fisting Active/Passive
S&M Yes
Kissing Yes
PNP Yes
1 Hour: £100
Overnight: £800

 

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fuckgays, 18
Príncipe

These gays, they’re trying to murder me 😭

My dick 22cm, you wanna see?

Guestbook of fuckgays

italiangreenarrow – June 9, 2023
Hmmm, these reviews are always a tough nut to crack. What to write and what not to write, a fine line to walk on. I will say this though, I have been with this escort, a couple of times in fact and the experience was a conflicting one to be completely honest.

I think everyone who’s hired this escort would agree with me when I say that his male genitalia is one of the most aesthetically looking thing out there. Admiring it from a far or up close, the feeling of lust remained the same. I don’t know what led to this infatuation with his genitalia but I feel there are some things in life that don’t need a good reason to be, it just is.

I am hoping that I get to conversate with other persons who have experienced his genitalia who will perhaps help ask me right questions or share there experience or share any dick pics of you took of him which I can gawk for hours.

fuckgays (Owner) – June 6, 2023
If you’re over 35 add 200$ to the price. I’ve kissed too many toads.

seriousballs – June 5, 2023
I got him drunk then had hot and sweaty sex for hours while he smeared his sweat all over me.

Body Type Slim
Ethnicity Latin
Body Hair Smooth
Smoker Yes
Tattoos Yes
Languages Spanish, English
Position More top
Dick XXL – Uncut
Dirty No
Fisting No
S&M Soft SM
Kissing No
PNP Yes
Hourly Rate 100$
Overnight Rate 800$

 

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prostip-ute, 20
Bucharest

About me….in the last two years I had failures in relationships with girls, being a skinny short guy with a small penis and problems getting an erection, I realized that it takes more to be in a relationship with a girl than just just a cute face.

Advice received from one of those girls: If you don’t attract girls, you can try to be one yourself.

This made me get fucked in the ass by a man 6 months ago. And he gave me money afterwards. I thought, Interesting!

ORAL (BOTH SIDES) DONT FUCK ME!!! 100E
YOU FUCK ME – PLUS 200
I DONT FUCK (NEVER)

Guestbook of prostip-ute

prostip-ute (Owner) – June 10, 2023
Can I be you’re?!?!😳

CumFountain – June 10, 2023
I loved him. I loved how he gets fucked.. so connected, animalistic, intense, yet, intimate.

prostip-ute (Owner) – June 6, 2023
My friends have noticed that I’ve been wicked depressed lately and want to know what my problem is. How do I tell them I’m an escort. Also, they’re not very bright.

Body Type Slim
Ethnicity Mixed
Body Hair Little
Smoker No
Tattoos No
Languages Romanian, English, German
Position Bottom only
Dick S – Cut
Dirty No answer
Fisting No answer
S&M Soft
Kissing Consent
PNP Yes
Hourly Rate 200€
Overnight Rate 500€

 

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berryX, 22
Birmingham

I’m a straight chav lad who is on here to give gay lads a fit lad they have only ever dreamed about having. well this is your lucky day gay lads you know what you need to do if you want a fit lad like me. I will make your biggest dream come true.

Guestbook of berryX

SouthsideOfTheTower – June 12, 2023
If you’re real I’ll give you everything I have.

lifeisnice – June 8, 2023
Im an elderly gay and he made me feel things I have not felt in years.

S-E-X-a-d-d-I-c-ted – June 3, 2023
I have absolutely nothing to say except that if you want to know what this boy’s like in bed ask me privately.

Body Type Slim
Ethnicity Mixed
Body Hair Some
Smoker Socially
Tattoos Yes
Languages English
Position Top only
Dick XL – Uncut
Dirty Yes
Fisting Active
S&M Yes
Kissing No
PNP Yes
Hourly Rate 150£
Overnight Rate 1500£

 

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Oleg, 19
Warsaw

My body is an expensive place of perfect peace and happiness.

If you care about the zodiac I’m a Capricorn.

Guestbook of Oleg

suck_me – June 5, 2023
How much to just buy your mouth?

Jakethedog – June 5, 2023
I’m here to dig in you and all the other hungry pussy bottoms in the area. If your pussy’s not a hungry horny pussy don’t even bother.

Oleg (Owner) – June 4, 2023
I don’t drink anything besides vodka or white wine.

Blueforest – June 4, 2023
I would like to turn you into a statue or work of art.

TrendyXL – June 4, 2023
How much for you to parade around naked while I goon?

Tray45 – June 4, 2023
Don’t Be Surprised If You Are Walking and I Fall Before You In Devotion To Your Magnificent Face!!!

Body Type Slim
Ethnicity Mixed
Body Hair Smooth
Smoker No
Tattoos No
Languages Polish, English, German, Russian
Position Prefer not to say
Dick Prefer not to say
Dirty No
Fisting No
S&M Soft
Kissing Consent
PNP No
Hourly Rate On request
Overnight Rate On request

 

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JohnnyRiot, 19
Caracas

Make me want u sugar daddies, big cocks appreciated hard and rough 🙇🏽‍♂️ I moan like a bitch and have a great laugh and a squirty dick ahahahaha

Guestbook of JohnnyRiot

InconsolableGhost – June 8, 2023
you too baby, you too!
yummmmm!

JohnnyRiot (Owner) – June 8, 2023
Fuck Yeah!!!! I cant Waiit!! U made me Waill like ghoul!

InconsolableGhost – June 8, 2023
im still so horned from this afternoon up im gonna hit you up again in a minute and see if you still free. this time im gonna ruin and fist your hole into a well used and permanently gaping cavernous cunt!

JohnnyRiot (Owner) – June 7, 2023
Oh yes, u can chew bite and make it bleed a little sweet red, flowing on Ur throat, U dont need to worry, I have no disease! Well pick me up aroung 1pm

InconsolableGhost – June 7, 2023
wait until tomorrow, you havent seen nothing yet! im going to eat the mouth of your hole until its burger then flood your insides with as many loads as possible!

Body Type Slim
Ethnicity Latin
Body Hair Shaved
Smoker Yes
Tattoos Yes
Languages Spanish, Portuguese, English
Position Bottom only
Dick M – Uncut
Dirty Yes
Fisting Passive
S&M Yes
Kissing Yes
PNP Yes
Hourly Rate On request
Overnight Rate On request

 

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noseblower, 20
Prague

I’m a young Czech guy who has a preference for guys who want me to blow my nose, in an old fashioned men’s handkerchief, in your mouth, in your cupped hands or wherever you like. Strange but true, I know, but it has always been like this. I like unashamed noseblowing, and especially my snot, though I am not much into anyone else’s. On the whole I am fairly sane, kind and regular. I’m willing to travel or have you book me a hotel.

Guestbook of noseblower

noseblower (Owner) – June 11, 2023
I prefer that guys don’t lick out my nostrils first.

aphextwink – June 9, 2023
I shit in his mouth once.

noseblower (Owner) – June 6, 2023
I don’t want anyone’s stuff on me.

Body Type Slim
Ethnicity Caucasian
Body Hair Some
Smoker Socially
Tattoos No
Languages Czech, English
Position No anal
Dick L – Uncut
Dirty Yes
Fisting No
S&M No
Kissing No
PNP No
Hourly Rate 50€
Overnight Rate 300€

 

 

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p.s. Hey. ** Tea, Thanks, yes, I mean no, I haven’t play #3. I’ll see if I can get it for computer play because the only system I own is a Switch. I haven’t been able to play a game in quite a while due to the demands of the film project. The last game I played, and not all the way through, was ‘Resident Evil: Village’ in my downtime in LA during the film prep. I liked it a lot. Most recent game for you? ** _Black_Acrylic, Hi. I’ve read enough to have decided to skip ‘Bones and All’. ‘Cannibal Holocaust’. well, that’s a different story. ** Dee Kilroy, No doubt Popp will be scoring mainstream movies any moment. Arabian mtn. sounds highly visitable, obviously. Very nice. Really, none of those Burroughs bios address that stuff? I haven’t read any of them, but isn’t investigating the lesser known what are bios for? Um, no, no plans for a terrarium-adjacent film, at the moment at least. Unless maybe a haunted house attraction is terrarium-ish? ** Misanthrope, Yes, RIP Cormac McCarthy obviously. That’s a very big one. He was super great when he was great. I suspect that being a near-lifelong vegetarian/vegan has paid off health-wise for me. Sorry for your losses. Two of your giants, yeah, that’s hard. ** Bill, Hi, B. ** Jeff J, Hi, Jeff. Out of town again? Cool. I presume. The editing goes very well. We’re editing from morning to night daily, so it’s intensive. We’re working on a second draft now after restructuring things a bit. Now we’re refining the cuts and working more carefully on the rhythm and stuff. Sure, this weekend, Saturday for instance, should work fine. Let me know what time of day works for you, and we’ll sort it out specifically. ** Nick., Hi! What’s up is just film editing for me right now. But it’s/I’m good. You mean a career as an artist? By which I’m guessing you mean a commitment to being an artist? Because I’m not good at advising how to make being an artist work on a financial level unfortunately. Working with friends on anything is always a good move. Collaboration is great as a motivator and mind-meld making things is an exciting adventure. I think it’s greatly a matter of dedication/ diligence/ discipline. I decided that I wanted to be a writer when I still had very minimal talent. But that’s what I wanted to be, and I really liked writing, so I just decided I was going to make it happen. So I just wrote and wrote, by myself and in collaboration with artist friends, and I realised that writing was where my great pleasure lay, that it was my ultimate high and pleasure, and then it was easy to write because that’s what I wanted to do the most by far. Being confident and trusting in the future and the idea that you will get better and getting positive feedback from people you trust along the way and trusting that feedback is really the main thing, I think. That’s how I did it, and I did get much, much better as a writer and hopefully still am getting better even now. No, ha ha, still no rice noodles, but I haven’t forgotten that need. Thanks for the instagram peek. And of course you look fantastic. It’s funny and kind of nice to become friends without even a face on the other end, but having an image is of course much better. I suppose you know what I look like, or you can find out easily enough, ha ha. Have a splendid 24. ** Okay, Wow, it’s already the middle of the month again, how strange, and I’ll see you tomorrow.

 

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Jelly Island Cakes

‘You may have heard of river tables or ocean tables that are made from wood and resin. The jelly island cakes follow a similar approach, except that these use jelly and bread instead of wood and resin. There are people on YouTube who do these terrifying terrariums … nightmarish … with various media, using clear tinted acrylic for water so you can see what lurks beneath. Please DO NOT let them know about these jelly cakes as the cakes could become horrifying if these terrarium artists started making them. Although as I write this I know someone is probably already planning something suitable for a horror fan’s birthday.’ — RA

 

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Sammy Baloji

‘At the beginning of World War I, thirty-two Congolese immigrants in Belgium volunteered to fight in the Belgian army. Among them was Albert Kudjabo, who was captured in August 1914 and spent the rest of the war at a prison camp in Münster. There, he was forced to participate in an archive project of the state-funded Royal Prussian Phonographic Commission, which made acoustic recordings of African prisoners of war. Baloji’s work revisits histories of extraction and displacement, allowing silenced voices to finally be heard. In this work “and to those North Sea waves whispering sunken stories”, Baloji parallels Kudjabo’s story with the Wardian case, a glass container that transported plants on English ships. It marked a clear beginning of the domestication of plants, the expansion of British imperialism, and a global decline in biodiversity. Baloji’s Wardian case alludes to Congolese displacement: it houses plants native to Congo and takes the form of a crystal, referencing the minerals extracted in Congo that have shaped the country’s past and present.’ — beaufort21

 

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Walter McConnell

‘A series of male figures derived from familial models are central to Walter McConnell’s installation Of Fable and Facsimile. Rendered in moist, unfired clay and sealed in terrarium-like plastic enclosures, McConnell’s earthen bodies appear fragile, apparitional — sustained momentarily in their fictional landscapes — positing impermanence as the inevitable condition of natural systems. The figures in the installations are digitally scanned and prototyped from live models. A full body scanner housed in the School of Human Ecology at Cornell University, produces the files; prototyped models are CNC milled or 3D printed, plaster molds are made. The figures appearing in the installation are terracotta clays, cast and pulled from these molds.’ — American University

 

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Petite Green

‘Amy Wong is a painter, scientist, and teacher – but is perhaps best known as a creator of worlds. Miniature, botanical ones, that is. Over the past 3 years, Amy’s Melbourne-based studio, Petite Green, have been re-working the classic concept of the terrarium as simulated natural environment to produce new, narrative-driven mini-scapes, complete with human characters and stories.’ — The Plant Hunter

The function and meaning of terrariums has changed a lot over time. Where do your creations sit against the more classic concept of the terrarium?

Amy Wong: Originally, in the 1800s, when Nathaniel Ward designed the first terrarium it was for transporting plants across the world. Then he wanted terrariums to feed the hungry. Now, I think, with most terrariums these days being open rather than sealed, it’s less about creating something scientifically accurate or useful and more about possessing something that’s aesthetically pleasing. All the terrariums I create are, as much as possible, to scale. I want the plants and the figurines to relate to each other in a realistic way, rather than just being an odd jumble of plants and objects thrown together.

So a large part of your interest is in story-telling, rather than re-creating or simulating natural environments in a scientifically accurate sense?

AW: Yes I think so. Even though I approach the creation of the terrarium from a scientific, technical perspective, I want people to appreciate it from an artistic point of view.

A preference for the macabre – actually sometimes when I peer into your terrariums, even the seemingly innocent ones, I often have this impression of an undercurrent of maybe something darker, or more ominous, something unseen. What do you think of this?

AW: I think just about everything miniaturized could be seen as a little bit twisted, because everything seems so realistic even while it’s all trapped and frozen under a glass dome.

The humans are frozen but the plants are still growing. So there’s this tension, this threat, that the plants and the natural world might one day overwhelm and destroy the humans.

AW: I think so.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Max Hooper Schneider City of Yesterday and its Planning, 2016

Audio tapes, humidifier, soil, water, seeds, LED lights, custom acrylic glass case, painted stainless steel

 

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Vaughn Bell

Viewers experience the landscape at eye-level by placing their heads within the terrarium-like structures. The experience is multi-sensory and immersive, with muffled sounds and smells of earth and moss. Viewers find themselves in intimate proximity to soil, plants, and each other, sharing the same air.

 

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Richard Walsh

3rd habitat (vivarium terrarium), this one’s for a boa constrictor.

 

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Daniel Zeller

‘Taking the concept of a terrarium to a new level, product developer Daniel Zeller has made the Terrarium Desktop to bring nature right at his workspace. Daniel created this custom terrarium desk after being fed up with the long, chilly winters in Norway. The Terrarium Desk hides inside a mini garden illuminated with LEDs and the beauty of green plants can be enjoyed from the tempered glass on the tabletop. The desk’s pullout drawer lets you water the plants with ease.’ — collaged

 

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Tetsumi Kudo

‘When people use the word “outsider” about an artist, the image it conjures up is of someone outside of the gallery system, making work with a sense of compulsion and hidden obsession. Yet the late, legendary Tetsumi Kudo had his own completely unique visual vocabulary and approach to art. He was someone who separated himself from country and category.

‘His work is mindblowing. Strange monstrous hands and melted faces grip aquariums filled with stripy phallus-fish and plastic crap. Acid-green cock caterpillars crawl around cages filled with violently unnatural roses. Lips, dicks, flowers and electronics are contained in odd boxes and cages exuding violent hyper colours. It’s like an alien gardening show in which human beings, supermarket shit and electrical engineering are fused together.

‘Kudo never showed in the US in his lifetime and is little known to the general public. Yet his legacy is huge; his influence can be seen in the work of David Altmejd, Jake and Dinos Chapman and the late Mike Kelley. “Kudo’s works looked less like sculpture than like movie props from lurid science fiction film,” Kelley wrote in 2008. “They did not resemble any other contemporary sculpture I was familiar with, and I admired them greatly.” He spoke of Kudo’s “grotesque rendering of the body, cut into pieces or dissolving into puddles of goo.” Paul McCarthy, meanwhile, has been discussing Kudo in lectures since 1968, and talked about him in his book Low Life Slow Life: Tidebox Tidebook.

‘According to the highly respected New York gallerist Andrea Rosen, who represents Kudo’s estate, the artist was recognised during his lifetime, but that attention faded. “It wasn’t just that it was out of fashion,” she says, “but that we actually stopped really being able to digest this more visceral work. It’s people like Paul McCarthy that allowed us to really look at Kudo’s work again. If you talk to Paul, he would say he was in Paris in the 60s looking at Kudo’s work and it was the greatest influence in his life. It’s two-sided – because of someone like Paul we’re able to really look at the works again. But it’s because of Kudo that we have Paul.”’ — Dazed Digital

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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How to build a waterfall for a terrarium

‘To make this project waterproof I used a combination of two different sealers. After the waterfall construction was finished, I used four coats of a non-toxic acrylic -called shields all (found at this site: hytechsales.com/prod50.html). Then for the areas to be constantly submerged in water, I used aquarium safe silicone sealant (found at Home Depot)-by smearing one layer of the silicone all over what would become the two lagoons. To be safe, I went beyond what I knew would be the water lines, and then sprinkled some colored sand as a way of covering up the look that the silicone leaves behind. I also sprinkled colored sand all over the visible sections of the sculpture -after the last layer of acrylic was applied. This counteracted the “shininess” left behind by the acrylic sealant.

‘Special note: the second video incorporates an expanding foam product. Expanding foam is considered to be very toxic, and you should use a professional gas mask, gloves, protective eyewear and protective clothing when using it. Ideally you want to use this stuff outdoors and let it cure for over 24 hours.’ — Lizard-landscapes.com

 

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James Findley

You often mention that planning is the most important. Do you stick to that, or do you simply follow intuition?

James Findley: Whilst planning can be important, especially when you first start out, it is great fun to just play around with styles and aquascape instinctively. I never draw anything, or plan it out on paper, but I often wake up in the night from dreaming about what I’m going to do – especially when it is a very large display tank. I feel very lucky because I am always scaping a tank, or getting ready to scape the next one, so it means I am constantly lost in a world of aquascaping! So I suppose you could say that I mentally plan my aquaecapes.

An aquascape shows how it is only really child-like imperfection that can be perfect in the aquascaping world. If you plant a perfectly symmetrical, ordered, neat aquascape then it doesn’t look natural and it doesn’t look very beautiful either. Only by connecting to our instincts can we truly create something that is perfect imperfection: something that reflects the beauty of Nature’s genuine chaos.

What do you think about circulation and filtration and what is the flow in your tanks?

JF: There is a lot of discussion about flow lately, but I have run tanks with relatively low flow in the past and had fantastic results with them, so for me it is not such a vital issue, except on the larger 1000 litre or more displays, in which I often add an extra power head for additional movement. Because the body of water is so large in these tanks, I do find that a bit of extra flow helps – but I do not use a mathematical equation to work it out.

Which type of lighting do you use (t5, MH or LED)?

JF: My favorite kind of lighting is halide lighting, followed by T-5s. I have tested various LED lights on planted tanks but unfortunately so far I have not found one that is good enough. Because I make sure that everything in The Green Machine works for planted tanks, they do not currently stock any LEDs – everything in there has to pass our rigorous tests first, and so far we have not found any LED that passes our tests. But I hope that there will be some good LEDs soon. Personally I hope that one will be developed quite soon, so I think it is best to save your money for a little longer until a really great LED light is developed.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Mark Dion The Library for the Birds of New York, 2016

‘Artist, environmentalist, and obsessive organizer-of-everything, Mark Dion has constructed a “Library for the Birds of New York” at the Tanya Bonakdar Gallery… and the birds themselves couldn’t care less. A single white oak tree acts as a bookshelf and temporary habitat for 2 species of birds: Canaries, and Zebra Finches (the brown ones are male, the white ones are female).

‘The 22 birds nest, perch, and poop on hundreds of books ranging in topics from bird identification, navigation, and predators. They do not however, read any of them. And I think that’s the point. There is a human need to investigate, categorize, transcribe, and too often kill/capture nature, that all seems uninteresting, if not completely pointless, to the “nature” itself.’ — David Behringer

 

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Plant-in City

‘Plant-in City is a collaboration between architects, designers, and technologists who are building new ways of interacting with nature. Our 21st century sculptural terrariums combine modular architecture, basic laws of physics, embedded technologies, and mobile computing to construct a “Plant City” where the aesthetic meets the pragmatic.

‘Each frame is made with cedar wood and copper piping, with digital sensors and integrated lighting controlled by smartphone app. The plants live in an artful structure that’s nearly self-sustaining. The project’s embedded technologies provide ambient and mobile interactivity. Through a network of Arduino micro-computers with sensors for soil moisture, temperature, humidity and light the plants are able to “speak” about their environmental wellbeing. For example, they make a sound when the soil is dry and a different one when it’s wet. Additional sounds for day, night, humidity and temperature levels are heard over time.

‘Units can operate as independent terrariums, or with extensive modular components to create a diverse ecosystem – your own personal park. Just think of Plant-in City as bionic plant furnishings for the information age that are equally at home in galleries, public spaces, cultural institutions, or apartments.’ — Plant-in City

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Budowa terrarium

‘Budowa terrarium narożnego wykorzystując zabudowaną wnękę na poddaszu. Terrarium ma wymiary 115cmx130cm (szerxdł), a wysokie w najniższym punkcie 70cm i w najwyższym 120cm.

‘Building a terrarium using the built-corner alcove in the attic. Terrarium has dimensions: 115cm x 130cm and high in the lowest point 70cm and 120cm high.’ — mowiszimasz

 

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Mariele Neudecker

‘Looking into Mariele Neudecker’s terrarium’s, like looking into the Chapmans’ multi-part Hell, is a lot like watching TV; we suspend our sense of our own scale in relation to the model in the tank. This, too, was one of the functions of the otherwise merely unfashionable and ostentatious glazed and gilded frames Francis Bacon used on his paintings. Like the proscenium arch, the frame and the glazed box cue our theatrical suspension of disbelief. Like the picture frame, the vitrine is in fact a device with an old-fashioned purpose: to remove the object under scrutiny from the everyday world, the laws of time and place. It obeys instead another law, that of artistic and museological displacement.

‘Neudecker’s work is supremely conscious of this – presenting us with a world at a remove, a kind of wondrous 3D picture. It is, frequently, a picturesque or gothic sublime, often based on an even earlier picture, and often derived from the Romantic paintings of Caspar David Friedrich. She re-creates misty forests, mountainscapes, tumbles of rock and scree, peaks and valleys in miniature. All that’s missing is the pondering subject, the figure in the painting to witness the scene and give it its sense of scale, immeasurable distance and magnitude. We wonder, too, at the artifice with which Neudecker creates an illusory geography as much as we do at the meaning of them. Up close to her vitrines, we happily – willingly – choose to forget we are in a nicely-heated art gallery, and imagine ourselves in the forest or high mountain pass with Friedrich, or on a ship at the edge of an ice-floe, with Coleridge’s Ancient Mariner.’ — Adrian Searle, The Guardian

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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RedlineHybrid

I finally got my plumbing sorted out and fixed so that i have adequate pressure in the return line to feed the waterfall/lagoon and now i can get to work on filling in the leaky spots with epoxy to make it perfect and silent like the rest of the tank. For now the tooth picks are keeping the stay water off the boardwalk and kind of channeling it back to where i want it to go to – The toothpicks can also give you a sense of the size that i built this all to, they are standard toothpicks.

 

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Paula Hayes

‘What does it mean to own an artwork that will never look the same from one month to the next? And how does an ever-changing, living sculpture tweak our preconceptions of what it means to conserve an artwork for posterity? Paula Hayes is an American visual artist and landscape designer who works with sculpture, drawing, installation art, botany, and landscape design and is known for her terrariums and other living artworks.

‘Hayes’ work uses living plants, minerals, and crystals; sculptural forms made of blown glass, silicone, cast acrylic, and/or ceramic; and both natural and built environments. Hayes often makes use of 3D rendering programs and works with fabricators to manufacture her large-scale sculptures. For her living artworks, Hayes relies on caretakers within the gallery or museum (or, in the case of those who purchase the works, the collectors themselves) to help maintain the pieces. Hayes considers this collaboration with the caretaker/owner a very important aspect of her work; she created an “Agreement for A Living Artwork” to ensure that the owner is committed to caring for the work.’ — collaged

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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How To Make A Carnivorous Plant Terrarium Inside A Light Bulb

‘In this video I demonstrate how to convert an incandescent lightbulb into a carnivorous plant terrarium. Small carnivorous planst such as a pygmy sundew, venus flytrap, or some butterworts will fit nicely in these light bulb terrariums. The beauty of using a light bulb for a carnivorous plant terrarium is that it intrinsically provides a feeding hole as well as helps retain moisture in the growing medium so one need not water as frequently as one would if planted in a regular pot.’ — Handini7

 

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Allison Moore The Enchanted Woods, 2016

‘The Enchanted Woods is a 3-walled immersive video terrarium animating an imaginary forest landscape. The open narrative follows a single day loop of different characters wandering in the woods. Using photo-collage, animation and costumed characters filmed on green-screen composited together, the work speaks a hybrid language that is more painterly and performative than cinematic. A lumberjack cuts trees, witches appear at night conjuring spells in the mist, insects crawl up mossy logs as ferns unfurl as the wild man of the woods watches from his tree. It is a surreal mix of memory, myth and mystery. I want the viewers’ eyes to be diverted in all directions. In the spirit of the Dada and Surrealist art movement, my work is influenced by a culture of collage, and follows panoramic traditions of the 19th century.’ — Théâtre d’Aujourd’hui

Experience it here

 

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Omni Nest™ Vertical – Large

‘If Milton Levine, the inventor of the classic Uncle Milton antfarm were alive today, I’m positive he’d be amazed at the advancements of the new world of ant keeping that began with his iconic upright design.

‘AntsCanada.com is proud to launch the brand new Omni Nest™ Vertical (Large), sporting an impressive 55 chambers and 11 floors, it is our newest and most dynamic formicarium under our ever-popular Omni Nest™ Series.

‘The most important and unique feature of the Omni Nest™ Vertical which sets it apart from the regular Omni Nest™, is that it is a modular formicarium. You can restrict or allow access to various ‘floors’ of the Omni Nest™ Vertical by way of sliding walls located at the sides of every floor. Therefore, if you would like to start a smaller colony off in a smaller space of the formicarium, you now have the option to gradually allow your colony’s formicarium to grow as your colony grows, so that your ants don’t have to live in a huge space if they are still small.

‘It is fully clear, fully hydrating, fully disassemble-able (making cleaning easier in case you would like to use it again for another colony), mold-resistant, rearrangeable, connectable, and affordable formicarium + outworld homes for your pet ant colonies. Observation of the colony is excellent due to the 360 degree transparency of the Omni Nest™ Vertical. Hydration of the nest exists via side wells that distribute water throughout the nest via capillary action. The nest stays hydrated for a few days.’

 

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Jos van den Brand

Pc controlled Paludarium creating a sunrise and a thunder and lighting storm. There are two Paludariums. The upper is occupied with two chinese waterdragons. The lower by poison dart frogs. Both Paludariums are controlled with a PC and the program is written in Labview. The system can be used through a Touchscreen panel to bypass routines or start demo’s.

 

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Twig Terrariums

‘Twig Terrariums is a verdant venture sprung from the minds of two old friends, Michelle Inciarrano and Katy Maslow. Twig’s open studio and shop is located in the Gowanus neighborhood of Brooklyn (County of Kings, NYC). Twig began on a whim – Michelle, a lifelong plant nerd, convinced Katy, a skeptical poet, to gather some mosses and repurpose a cruet jar from her kitchen cabinet. What happened from there is a devotion and obsession that has yet to quit. The Twig chicks spent the next year experimenting with terrariums in all types of glass vessels, apothecary jars, kitchenware, tiny perfume bottles, gum ball machines, giant handblown pieces, chemistry flasks, and any odd glass object found on one of their epic antiquing adventures across the country. Each Twig creation contains something special – a snapshot in miniature of one’s daily life or passions; a brief moment of urban living amongst the mosses; a bucolic scene of a yogi by a waterfall; grazing sheep on rolling hills. Twig is about perspective and perception, creating lush backdrops for whimsical, ironic, and natural scenes.’ — twig terrariums.com

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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p.s. Hey. Today a very fine blog follower named Janet Montpas, who curated a lovely, kind of scary Xmas post for the blog ages ago, gives us her rundown on some terrariums that she thinks are worth our time, and, needless to say, I think her instincts are highly correct. Follow her bidding today, and have fun galore. Thank you so much, Janet! ** Tea, Hi, Tea. Someone else mentioned that particular draw of Kojima’s games yesterday. I must’ve been in a flat state when I played the games I played because I don’t remember that lure at all, which is obviously strange. Of course I’m going to have to play one now. Thanks. ** Dee Kilroy, Hey. I’d been avoiding Oval for a while after trying one of his post-glitch albums, but this new one is pretty worked out. Wow, I think lucky you’re on the coffee allergy? I dig the stuff, but needing it to even wake up in the morning is a little slave-y. ** Misanthrope, As intended. I’m lucky because my body is hanging in there physically so far, but I’m sure if I was transported into my 30 yo body, I’d be shocked. ** _Black_Acrylic, It’s a good record, the MJ. ** Darbz 🧸🌹, I believe you. Ouch, okay, yes, I remember you telling me about him. He’s a real time bomb. Chris Burden was great even after he stopped hurting himself in his work. I guess I have to try to read ‘Rose Garden’ then. Never would have imagined I would, which is exciting. Traditionally my favorite animal is the giraffe, so I guess I’d be one. What animal did you choose, or did you get to? ** Steve Erickson, Glad you like the Sheffield. The album’s quite mesmerising. I don’t know any of those records you’re hearing atm. I’ll see what I can find, although I don’t think I can go all the way to the Kesha. And I’m assuming you recommend CEASE & RESIST, which, no, I don’t know. Really sorry about the panic attacks. I hope you find a way clear. But good news about your song! Everyone, Mr. E has a new song available to be streamed by all and sundry. It’s called ‘Orange Harvest’ and it’s here. ** T, Hi, T! I’m so sorry not to have gotten back to you. The editing has really taken over 90% of my time and life right now, and most everything else is lost. I’ll get the Amy Cutler tonight, thank you. Sparks were a complete and total joy. Oh, you’re back to the UK for the summer? Okay, I hope the money flows there. Hopefully by September the film will sufficiently in place that I’ll be able to be out and about. Seeing you will be top priority. Let me know how and what you’re doing over there if you get a chance. ** Sypha, Yep, they’re still around and pushing it afar as always. My dregs period of Ministry starts earlier than yours. ** Charalampos, Hi. If Sparks ever plays near you, go. They were incredible. Congrats on your poem. I look forward to reading it. Everyone, Charalampos (Tzanakis) has a poem up at Don’t Submit, and why not go read it and get the pleasure? Here. ** Bill, In my opinion, based on his new album, he has finally found a new spot where he’s making pretty interesting work. Not as great as in his early glitch phase, mind you. As a passionate non-fan of Joni Mitchell, I appreciate the name attack. ** Mildred, Hi. Right? Re: Seabrook. Thanks for the Death’s Dynamic Shroud tip. I’ll go spin it. ** Kettering, Hi. I don’t remember feeling dizzy. Maybe I’ll try again. Yes, agreed, about the video game build/effect. Yes, having taken my share of bad drugs, being sick can be a little like being high. Q.1 I never knew where that gif was from. I just found it in a random search. Q.2 I have a little portable AC unit for when things get awful. It has a tube you stick out the window, sucks in air, cools it. It’s shit, but it’s better than baking to death. Q. 2.2 See above answer. Q.3 Sure, it’s too long a story for the p.s., but if we can find a more conducive context, yes, I’ll trade ‘ya. You be well too. ** Okay. Dwell amongst the Terrariums until I see you tomorrow.