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“It has recently been brought to my attention that I’m worth paying for.”

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Boyforrapenow, 18
Berlin

Someone who wants to eat me out now and has drugs?

Guestbook of Boyforrapenow

PastelEvergreen – Dec 11, 2023
He’s a very defiant bottom. I’ll elaborate more in a few days.

time2fstu – Dec 9, 2023
He has a little dog who will bark at you.

Pomade – Dec 6, 2023
Since I met him, I can’t get him out of my head. He entered my ass to levels I never thought that those levels exist. I’m not so young anymore, so I had very much sex and tons of escorts and many overnights. But never something like he gave me. My ass is broken, my body covered with piss and my knees shaking. And my body is vibrating all over.

ibarhim – Dec 2, 2023
He can speak arabic but not read

Body Type Slim
Body Hair Shaved
Ethnicity Arab
Smoker Yes
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages Arabic, German, English
Position Versatile
Dick XL – Uncut
Dirty No
Fisting No
S&M No
Kissing Yes
PNP Ask
Hourly Rate 120€
Overnight Rate 400€

 

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LifeBuilder, 19
Brussels

want 💰 to get fucked
love 💰 so much, so yummy
i need it

Guestbook of LifeBuilder

axelsrose – Dec 9, 2023
Turned up at his place at 9pm and fucked him all night. He came twice in my mouth and twice while I was screwing him. He swallowed my first load then I shot the other four up his ass. Left this morning having peeled myself off of the crusty sperm covered sheets he was stuck to.

ApoloXLforyourass – Dec 6, 2023
Slut mode: ON

fifirofifi – Dec 5, 2023
It’s a strange journey to embark on, to fuck a pair of buttocks that have been fucked so many times for years, to convince myself it matters, it was a strange experience. But hey I’m not going to tell you about my life, if you decide to fuck him you must already know what you’re doing.

Body Type Slim
Body Hair Shaved
Ethnicity Caucasian
Smoker Socially
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages French, English
Position Bottom only
Dick M – Uncut
Dirty No answer
Fisting Passive
S&M Soft
Kissing Consent
PNP Yes
Hourly Rate On request
Overnight Rate On request

 

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spermsprinkler, 18
Kampen

I am Adrian Zurek, 18 years old, live in Kampen and come from Czech Republic. I have no friends, no hobbies, my life consists exclusively of sleeping and sex.

I fuck anyone and anyone can fuck me with or without a rubber, don’t care. I don’t care about STDs, I just had gonorrhea recently… whatever.

I don’t have my own apartment either. Lorenzo Haas (56 yrs), that’s where I live and I have sex with him every day. He’s a kind of pimp for me, I’m completely naked as often as possible and I’m always playing around with myself.

I show my cock and ass everywhere, at stores, in the toilet, in rest areas, in public, in train stations, on the train, everywhere.

Guestbook of spermsprinkler

spermsprinkler (Owner) – Nov 30, 2023
I want to lose 5 lbs. Anyone here with knowledge on the feasibility of going on a cum diet? Would it be nutritious enough? Would I actually lose weight?

Snoof – Nov 24, 2023
I’m really curious about when it became routine for escorts to let themselves be fisted. Ten years ago almost none of them allowed it, and now it’s a rare one that says it’s off the table. I’m also curious if it somehow changes the guts.

Unbearlievable – Nov 24, 2023
My favorite person on earth, he is kinky, hot, smooth soft body, and as chill as he is completely at my mercy. He drops to his knees and can deepthroat cock until his face and head hair look like they were hit by a hurricane. It’s been awhile since I’ve fisted him, and I loved fisting just with covid and deaths in the family I’ve just been using with my toys on him, most are massive, on all fours, on his back, on tables, against walls, draped over couches, in slings, … Nothing is better than shoving things in him! Nothing!

Body Type Average
Body Hair Little hair
Ethnicity Caucasian
Smoker Yes
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages Dutch, English
Position Versatile
Dick M – Uncut
Dirty Yes
Fisting Passive
S&M Yes
Kissing Yes
PNP Yes
Hourly Rate 150€
Overnight Rate 550€

 

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Tom, 22
Burbank

I’m studying to be an architect, and I can’t afford shit. I just got divorced and I have no wish to get involved with women ever again. I’ve not had a male partner but I’m sure it’s like riding a bicycle. If you’re a billionaire, that’s a massive PLUS for me.

Guestbook of Tom

Kingcock123 – Dec 1, 2023
I want sex with you don’t care if you’re bottom or top just want sex as soon as possable.

MichaelKeller – Dec 1, 2023
I’m a sugar daddy, I spend and fuck.

Tom (Owner) – Dec 1, 2023
Last week, one of my friends and I were sitting down on the same couch. He casually laid down and put his head on my lap. I instantly got really hard and I had to put a pillow under his head and above my lap so he didn’t feel my hard on.

FarBeyondTheSun54 – Dec 1, 2023
Your hotness makes me weak 😩🤤 omggg.

Body Type Slim
Body Hair Little hair
Ethnicity Caucasian
Smoker No
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages English
Position Versatile
Dick XL – Uncut
Dirty No
Fisting No
S&M No
Kissing Consent
PNP 420 only
Hourly Rate On request
Overnight Rate 750$

 

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MyBlueEyes, 19
London

Meet the enchanting Earth-born angel with emerald eyes, a true custodian of nature’s beauty. With a heart as pure as the petals they tend to, this angel despises deceit and those who dance to a dissonant rhythm of tardiness.

Guestbook of MyBlueEyes

MyBlueEyes (Owner) – Dec 6, 2023
I am Aaron. The ANGEL and I are ONE/I AM. That’s the truth.

MyBlueEyes (Owner) – Dec 5, 2023
I did not find a partner, I did not find a soulmate, I did not find love before I transformed/ascended and left this life.

MyBlueEyes (Owner) – Dec 5, 2023
I have made guys’ souls cream from my presence. I took their soul from them and I owned it until I gave it back. Trust me when I tell you I owned their soul. They had that vacant look in their eyes.

MyBlueEyes (Owner) – Dec 4, 2023
I’m a shaman. Your orgasm means a lot to me.

MyBlueEyes (Owner) – Dec 3, 2023
I’m insanely intelligent. Your soul will cream when I yell at you. I yell all the time.

MyBlueEyes (Owner) – Dec 3, 2023
I’m an extremely gifted individual and you could say that I’m in the top 1 to 2% of the world.

MyBlueEyes (Owner) – Dec 2, 2023
I want you to know, that choosing me is the best decision you will ever make in your life.

Body Type Slim
Body Hair Shaved
Ethnicity Caucasian
Smoker Socially
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages Russian, Polish, Ukrainian, English
Position More bottom
Dick M – Uncut
Dirty No
Fisting No answer
S&M Soft
Kissing Yes
PNP Ask
Hourly Rate On request
Overnight Rate On request

 

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waterthatsparkles, 23
Dresden

I’m ASD and ADHD with a few other things knocking about, but up for 🏃‍♂️/🚴🏼‍♂️/🏊🏼‍♂️ and a 🍸.

Never ask me “what do you suggest?” Say “I want ___, how much?” Don’t ask me to propose something, or what excites me because nothing does.

Guestbook of waterthatsparkles

imalowkeycunt – Dec 8, 2023
Never pay for a boy you’re hotter than.

PostStructuraLust – Dec 7, 2023
He needs a breath mint.

waterthatsparkles (Owner) – Dec 4, 2023
Burnt out in bottoming, only looking to top at this time.

pitslave – Dec 1, 2023
My screenname says it all. I’m looking to worship your armpits.

PleasureByDedication – Nov 26, 2023
I primarily recommend him to guys who don’t necessarily listen to words like “don’t” or anything like that.

waterthatsparkles (Owner) – Nov 21, 2023
Have a similar body type to me.

Body Type Slim
Body Hair Smooth
Ethnicity Mixed
Smoker Yes
Tattoos No
Piercings Yes
Languages German, Spanish, English
Position Versatile
Dick L – Uncut
Dirty WS only
Fisting No
S&M No
Kissing Consent
PNP Yes
Hourly Rate 80€
Overnight Rate On request

 

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SluttySugardaddySCAN, 21
San Antonio

Yours. Me. The hottest FtM trans boy in the Northern Hemisphere, and I want to be yours. I had a perfect sluttySUGARDADDY that came over a lot when I lived in Dallas. We had a bond, and we spoke pretty much the same language. I’m looking for another sluttySUGARDADDY. I’m half in South Padre Island at the moment, but certain circumstances have presented themselves and I’m 99% sure to move to the San Antonio area. I’m looking for a new sluttySUGARDADDY there. I have an extreme sex drive, and equally hardcore stamina. I love marathon fuck days, setting up an Only Fans account where we upload content of you fucking me in both holes several times a day. Oh, always ready for spontaneous cunt and ass eating. I’m 100% bottom. I know the whole trans craze has numerous people thinking me can slap on a dildo harness and do everything, but my experience is WAY different than their opinion. I know my thing, and I love my thing. I was born to be a bottom boy, and really get off knowing that my sluttySUGARDADDY was born to be a top. As for anyone else, I’m not trying to piss anyone off. I don’t care to get hate emails from people wanting to tell me off because of their sexual preference. Wasn’t that pretty much the point with gay rights? I love the power that comes off of someone older and physical. And those with that big bank account. My favorite porn is of course trans bareback, older daddies pumping their trans boys out. I’m pretty much naturally shy in public, but I can be pretty aggressive indoors. I love aggressive, rough fights to get me down – and I don’t mean a smack on the butt. My last sluttySUGARDADDY made it his goal to fuck me really hard front and back constantly. The same type has to be out there. The same kind of sluttySUGARDADDY that makes it a point to tell me what his cum represents inside of me. Tattooing my ass as your property, ownership contract, it’s all on the table. All of it is on the table!

Guestbook of SluttySugardaddySCAN

Straightmanrdytotry – Dec 4, 2023
48 years hetero, I’m done being shy. I want it.

unique_memory – Dec 13, 2023
I used to date her when she had tits and she was great in bed.

meliketwinks – Dec 3, 2023
Pussies are like Christmas stockings, or his is. Why didn’t anyone ever tell me?

Body Type Athletic
Body Hair Shaved
Ethnicity Caucasian
Smoker Socially
Tattoos Yes
Piercings Yes
Languages English
Position Bottom only
Dick No
Dirty WS only
Fisting Active/Passive
S&M Yes
Kissing Yes
PNP Yes
Hourly Rate 200$
Overnight Rate On request

 

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please_be_serious, 21
Philadelphia

Hi I’m Punk, I’ve been kinky all my life but have been in the fisting community for the past 6 years. I’m a hottie with a gaping hole and seeking to find others that enjoy paying for some FF fun.
Age doesn’t matter, I’ve done it with very old people.
Outside of fisting I am a hairstylist so socializing before or after fisting comes easy to me and love talking about my ass but really anything.
I am looking for a site where I can post my photos of men fisting and prolapsing me, if you know, tell me THANKS.

Guestbook of please_be_serious

please_be_serious (Owner) – Nov 29, 2023
My ultimate goal is for a master top to bankroll me to become a live-in FF sex whore. Train me to take as many arms as possible 24/7 for the rest of my life. Forced permanent transformation into the bottomless FF whore I am supposed to be forever.

fatcockedguy – Nov 27, 2023
Hole lotta ffun

FarBeyondTheSun54 – Nov 18, 2023
I loved having an arm up his hole. I loved the feeling of his fist hole so loose and eager I could fuck it with my elbow. It was agony that I couldn’t go in to the shoulder. Still, I loved when I removed my arm and suddenly his pink hole was the biggest entrance in the world. That’s what most got me off most: knowing I wrecked his hole so bad it was cavernous. Fuck… I’m making myself hard.

Body Type Average
Body Hair Shaved
Ethnicity Mixed
Smoker Yes
Tattoos Yes
Piercings Yes
Languages German, English
Position Bottom only
Dick M – Uncut
Dirty Yes
Fisting Passive
S&M Yes
Kissing Yes
PNP Yes
Hourly Rate 3$
Overnight Rate 120$

 

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dummywummy, 19
Philadelphia

Normal boy, get really dumb when I’m horny, don’t have any weird fetishes.

Guestbook of dummywummy

Twink_Diaries – Dec 8, 2023
If you hire him, do it for his cute face. It smells strongly of beer, but he’s generous with it. Plan to lavish most of your attention there. His body does not live up to its promise, perhaps because of his love of beer.

toiletmouth – Dec 5, 2023
Easiest money you’ll ever make.

dummywummy (Owner) – Dec 5, 2023
Dude, what did I just type up there.

toiletmouth – Dec 5, 2023
Desperately needing to graciously feast on your superior waste.

Body Type Average
Body Hair Smooth
Ethnicity Caucasian
Smoker Socially
Tattoos Yes
Piercings No
Languages English
Position Versatile
Dick M – Cut
Dirty No
Fisting No
S&M No
Kissing Yes
PNP 420
Hourly Rate On request
Overnight Rate On request

 

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shroud, 18
Moscow

I’ll sleep with you if we can play Dead by Daylight first. You can pay me after.

It has recently been brought to my attention that I’m worth paying for.

Guestbook of shroud

Icecreamman – Dec 9, 2023
Don’t ask him why he calls himself shroud.

succubus3107 – Dec 5, 2023
I swallowed his cum! To be honest, it’s never going to be one of Baskin Robbins 31 flavors, but that’s not the point!

MysteryMan_ – Dec 5, 2023
I cannot emphasise enough how weirdly into Dead by Daylight he is.

succubus3107 – Dec 3, 2023
I’m going to suck your dick tomorrow morning!!

Body Type Slim
Body Hair Smooth
Ethnicity Caucasian
Smoker Yes
Tattoos Yes
Piercings Yes
Languages Russian, Polish, German, English
Position Versatile
Dick S – Uncut
Dirty No answer
Fisting No answer
S&M Soft
Kissing Yes
PNP Yes
Hourly Rate 10$
Overnight Rate 50$

 

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moneymoneymoney, 19
Zurich

I look innocent but I am not.

I love brutal facefucks and when my face is really fucked.

If you would like to push my face to its limits then rent me.

My username is one of my favorites songs.

Guestbook of moneymoneymoney

Screwyoutoo – Dec 10, 2023
There are a few other options he has in tucked away hidden out of sight until money makes them cool.

moneymoneymoney (Owner) – Dec 2, 2023
Not into all the chit chat shit. Here for a reason.

If you wanna talk crazy go on Grindr.

You not sure my mouth is your type and want to see more then grow a pair.

Body Type Athletic
Body Hair Shaved
Ethnicity Latin
Smoker Yes
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages Spanish, English
Position More bottom
Dick L – Uncut
Dirty No answer
Fisting No
S&M Yes
Kissing Yes
PNP Yes
Hourly Rate 250CHF
Overnight Rate 1500CHF

 

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XXLBOTTOM, 18
Prague

I looking for a rich daddy to spoil the fuck out of my twinky self and let me buy whatever I want, I free 23/6

I kiss, it doesn’t matter if you are ugly or not.

You can ask me in Czech, Russian, Ukrainian, or English

Guestbook of XXLBOTTOM

skinheadworld – Dec 12, 2023
his screen name is a lie

Germanthief – Dec 11, 2023
I am.a thief take care so much if.u get round , first no send money transfers, then I drug and rape you and the take u underwears put in my jacket and the call de uber for go .

XXLBOTTOM (Owner) – Dec 10, 2023
Yes, I will eat the cum of an 80 year old daddy.

Body Type Slim
Body Hair Shaved
Ethnicity Caucasian
Smoker Yes
Tattoos No
Piercings Yes
Languages Czech, Russian, Ukrainian, English
Position Bottom only
Dick S – Cut
Dirty WS only
Fisting Passive
S&M Soft
Kissing Yes
PNP Yes
Hourly Rate 150€
Overnight Rate On request

 

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interested_, 18
Warsaw

“Out and proud.”
“We’re here. We’re queer.”
“Born this way.”
“Let’s have a Kiki.”

Guestbook of interested_

iyeah – Dec 3, 2023
Or suggest what you want to do with him and how much you’d pay for it and I’ll think about it.

interested_ (Owner) – Nov 30, 2023
I still offer you the opportunity to purchase worn underwear from me – an intimate experience that will invigorate your senses. Each underwear bears the traces of my personality and has a special story.

iyeah – Nov 26, 2023
I have successfully talked him into giving up prostitution and being my monogamous boyfriend, sorry, guys.

Body Type Slim
Body Hair Shaved
Ethnicity Mixed
Smoker Socially
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages Polish, English
Position Versatile
Dick XL – Uncut
Dirty Yes
Fisting No answer
S&M Soft
Kissing Consent
PNP Yes
Hourly Rate 120€
Overnight Rate On request

 

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satanbater666, 19
Mitterhohenbramberg

I AIN’T A BASIC FEMBOY WHORE, THAT FUCKING ENTITY THAT’S OUT OF PRODUCTION.

I am a White Satanic Meth Junkie Girl!

If it ain’t White it ain’t right!

When I am spun out I have no morals, ethics, values, standards, or conscience. I don’t care how old you are, if you are a Superior SugarMan I have no problems getting knocked up.

I am looking for a Superior White Satanic SugarMan to turn me into his personal meth girl whore. One who will keep me spun out and whoring me out. Shaved smooth head to toe, and tattooed front and back head to toe with Satanic and White Power/N6azi tattoos.

I am willing and able and want to give up my life to become a meth girl whore for a SSuperior White SSupremacist, SSkinHHead, RednecKKK SugarMan.

FUCK THE SAME BULLSHIT!

Guestbook of satanbater666

satanbater666 (Owner) – Dec 13, 2023
Potentially willing to reconnect with an old Superior SugarMan with whom I fucked things up. (Joel? Are you still out there? I’ve changed.)

satanbater666 (Owner) – Dec 10, 2023
I have one limit: ABDL. HONESTLY IF YOU’RE INTO PUTTING BOYS IN DIAPERS STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM ME.

TalkingGuy – Dec 9, 2023
The psychology behind power over him is of interest.

bluntattitude – Dec 7, 2023
There is a phrase in the world for boys who end their first relationship THE FIRST LOVE DOESN’T FORGET but I forgot everything with this femboy past problems, depression and anxiety in full connection he was healing my soul he made me delete the cassette and return to write a new story now and from now on I TOTALLY RESTARTED!!. I don’t regret being with him, seeing that beautiful ass that melted everything!! Like an ice cream lying on the asphalt.

Body Type Slim
Body Hair Shaved
Ethnicity Caucasian
Smoker Yes
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages German, English
Position Bottom only
Dick M – Uncut
Dirty Yes
Fisting Passive
S&M Yes
Kissing Yes
PNP Yes
Hourly Rate 50€
Overnight Rate On request

 

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TechnoPussy, 23
Berlin

Daily: 🧗‍♀️🎻🏋️‍♂️‍♂️🧘‍♂️🍷☕️ 📖
Nightly: 🎶🐕🔒💦👟🧦👊🩲🔥🥵

Anyone have the same opinion?

Guestbook of TechnoPussy

GayhotKing – Dec 9, 2023
Ein Dummkopf

onehourwithyou – Dec 7, 2023
I’ve never much liked these, but here it goes. I feel a sluttiness inside, I feel it’s who I am inside and have started to realize I can’t change it inside of me. I need help accepting to be ok with it, and he helped, so money well spent.

Body Type Average
Body Hair Shaved
Ethnicity Caucasian
Smoker Yes
Tattoos No
Piercings Yes
Languages German, French, English
Position More bottom
Dick M – Uncut
Dirty WS only
Fisting Active/Passive
S&M Yes
Kissing Yes
PNP Yes
Hourly Rate 80€
Overnight Rate 350€

 

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BeginnerFuck, 23
Gaziantep

I’m a bisexual guy and I play football.
I’m 186 tall, athletic body, 44 feet, 21cm, XL ass.
Available only for very generous and serious people.

Guestbook of BeginnerFuck

BeginnerFuck (Owner) – Nov 27, 2023
I wanna live abroad.

SidequestApes – Nov 27, 2023
Psst … he’s obsessed with men wearing puffer jackets.

BeginnerFuck (Owner) – Nov 25, 2023
You would have to be EXTREMELY aggressive.

manuelf – Nov 25, 2023
I’d be into fucking you until your ass is only interesting to archeologists but I’d rather talk about that with you instead of typing an entire monologue.

jjay44 – Nov 25, 2023
Your ass is such a vibe.

Body Type Athletic
Body Hair Shaved
Ethnicity Arab
Smoker No
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages Turkish, English
Position Versatile
Dick XL – Uncut
Dirty No
Fisting No
S&M No
Kissing Consent
PNP Ask
Hourly Rate 250€
Overnight Rate 1000€

 

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DarkestRoomBoy, 19
Belgrade

Need money. Will do anything.

I really like scary men. My birthday is December 7th, I hope.

Guestbook of DarkestRoomBoy

CharlieRocks – Dec 9, 2023
His eyes are disappointing as he well knows.

DarkestRoomBoy (Owner) – Dec 7, 2023
I plan one day to remove all my tooths so I will have the perfect fuck mouth.

Sweetbutpsycho – Dec 4, 2023
animal not suitable for romantic relationships

DarkestRoomBoy (Owner) – Dec 1, 2023
I use drugs. It’s not great, but it’s my shit.

Body Type Slim
Body Hair Smooth
Ethnicity Caucasian
Smoker Yes
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages Ukrainian, Russian, English
Position Bottom only
Dick S – Uncut
Dirty Yes
Fisting Passive
S&M Yes
Kissing Yes
PNP Yes
Hourly Rate On request
Overnight Rate 1200€

 

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SketchyMilkBoy, 18
Budapest

Hello,
I’m looking for a nice older man to support me. I’m not interested in men who hit me or want to do weird things!
I’m 18 years old, so don’t expect too much of me.
I won’t sleep with anyone but you, I won’t let you take pictures of us.
I’m shy and sensitive and I have a dust allergy.
Have a nice day everyone.

Guestbook of SketchyMilkBoy

xxxxxxxxxx6 – Dec 11, 2023
He’ll bore you. I’ve warned you.

SketchyMilkBoy (Owner) – Dec 9, 2023
Also any book recommendations would be fabulous.

HARDHORSED – Dec 9, 2023
He is a sincere, respectful person who seeks to know.

SketchyMilkBoy (Owner) – Dec 9, 2023
I grew up very religious and love the idea of being brainwashed into an atheist.

Body Type Slim
Body Hair Little hair
Ethnicity Mixed
Smoker No
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages Hungarian, German, English
Position Versatile
Dick XL – Uncut
Dirty No
Fisting No
S&M No
Kissing No
PNP Ask
Hourly Rate 130€
Overnight Rate On request

 

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luxuryservice, 19
Paris

Well spoken queer boy with 18 cm and a lot of class.

Sexual regrets are superfluous, better realize them.

I don’t believe in love.

I will drain you financially until there’s nothing left for you to give me.

Now you know me.

Guestbook of luxuryservice

Hairyandlucky – Dec 10, 2023
He is crap at conversation.

lifeisbeautiful – Dec 2, 2023
Your ass should always be open.

Body Type Slim
Body Hair Little hair
Ethnicity Mixed
Smoker Yes
Tattoos No
Piercings Yes
Languages French, English
Position Versatile
Dick M – Uncut
Dirty No
Fisting No
S&M No
Kissing Consent
PNP Ask
Hourly Rate 850€
Overnight Rate 5000€

 

 

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p.s. Hey. ** Ferdinand, Truer words hath ne’er been typed. ** Steve Erickson, Flu’s going around here too. Good luck. I’m trying not to do the automatic double cheek kissing French greeting at the moment. We share one fave film, just like we shared one fave album. There are some new positive possibilities for the film at the moment that we’re hoping will lead somewhere. I think we’ll know if they’re real or thwarted leads early next week. Thanks for asking. Feel better! ** Nick Toti, Oh, wow, so close. Following them as I do, I don’t see their current touring situation as that meager actually. Outside of the US, at least. That Snopek dude is really something. So curious. ** Misanthrope, Oh, I/we will be okay that’s for sure. It’s just how hellish the path there is going to be. I think I told you before I used to have this friend who was so terrified of whales and dolphins that they would literally have a nervous breakdown if they even saw a drawing of them. ** _Black_Acrylic, They actually had a period of being pretty popular in the UK, played near the top of the bill at Glastonbury and all that stuff. ** Dominik, Hi!!! One route to getting to Zac’s place is taking the metro to Bastille and then a longish walk to the 11th where he lives right through a street where comix/manga stores are bunched, and I’m going to take that rather impractical but, under the circumstances, fruitful route when I go over there to work on the film this weekend, and I’ll leave early enough to get in some serious browsing time. Apparently an initial conversation between the producer and our so-called producer went well, and Zac and I will supposedly speak with the guy on Monday and then we’ll see if our so-called producer is bullshitting as usual or not. Fingers very crossed. I used to see Cheap Trick a lot, but I did miss this one gig where Robert Pollard of Guided by Voices joined them onstage to sing some songs, and I obviously pick that one. Love showing his cock and ass everywhere, at stores, in the toilet, in rest areas, in public, in train stations, on the train, everywhere, G. ** Darby 🦫🐢, You’re back. And so is the beaver! With an extinct friend this time. Or, wait that’s a turtle. Never mind. Not enough coffee filling my eyes yet. His/her/their name should be Aloysius. I’m interested in paleontology and fossils, but I don’t know much about them. I have, let me see, five close friends with Borderline personality disorder, and, boy, they don’t enjoy that. But they are extremely far from being psycho obsessive murderers or a crazy manipulators. No discomfort in me whatsoever. You’re right, I wasn’t really thinking when I said that about long hair on older guys. That was stupid. Nix that. Actually, it took me years to write ‘Closer’, I guess depending on what constituted the start point. Strangely proud that you thought of me while you were vomiting. Man, I’m weird. I mean of course I don’t mind if you add other things to the package. I mean, come on, that’s amazing. You’re the best. In my mind I’m in a minimalist, but in my apartment itself clutter is the order of the day. ** Nasir, Hi. Well, yeah, he probably doesn’t even need to change mansions or anything. Is the ‘real’ job tolerable or even interesting? That’s going to be my new mantra: Film, be like Michael Phelps. Big Black did a good cover of Cheap Trick’s ‘He’s A Whore’ as you probably know. ** Tosh Berman, Cheap Trick and Roy Wood are pretty connected. CT are very, very influenced by The Move. They’ve covered three Move songs. He’s performed with them live a number of times. He co-wrote two songs with Robin Zander, CT’s singer. I would imagine there was at least talk of Wood producing them, but it hasn’t happened to my knowledge. ** seb 🦠, Hi, seb! Excellent to meet you. And obviously happy that Cheap Trick brought you inside. Robin Zander is my all-time favorite singer. I don’t think there’s another rock singer who comes remotely close to his genius as a vocalist. The first self-tiled Zander solo album is very good. It doesn’t have the tonal complexity of the Cheap Trick work because he’s not the songwriter that Rick Nielsen is by any means. But it’s solid, and his singing is wonderful on it. ‘Countryside Blvd.’ isn’t as good. It’s not bad, but it’s kind of for hardcore fans only, I would say. So, what’s up with you? Fill me in on you and yours if you feel like it please. ** Garrett, Hi, Garrett! Thanks about the recent posts, of course. Well, yes, the film does weigh on me, and the effects of that weight are likely doing a number on me here because this is me. But I’m rarely actually down. It happens, but I kind of forge out pretty quickly. Thank you, I will find something nice to do for myself this weekend. I can handle thoughts unspooling at whatever length they require, I think. Well, that unspooling is extremely interesting, So interesting that I’m going to need to take some time exploring its intricacies once I’m not doing my usual sort of semi-dash through the p.s. But, yes, I’m tweaked, and thank you for putting that in my sight. I will dwell there shortly. I do reach for those things, yes, I definitely do. Which is why I feel myself enthralled by those paragraphs, no doubt. And thank you for seeing/saying that. What’s going in your life and, well, interior, if you feel like unspooling more? Thank you, thank you. ** Right. It’s the 15th, so … escorts, obviously. See you tomorrow.

Gig #164: Cheap Trick

 

 

Cheap Trick Official Site
Cheap Trick @ Facebook
Cheap Trick @ Twitter
Go Trickford, a Cheap Trick Fan Site
16 Things We Learned Hanging Out With Cheap Trick
Inside Cheap Trick’s Unlikely Renaissance
Cheap Trick: ‘We got asked to play for the Republicans – we would have got swastika guitars made’
Cheap Trick discography
Cheap Trick is one of the best rock bands ever @ Salon
Cheap Trick Gigography
The Wire: Epiphanies: Cheap Trick
REPUTATION IS A FRAGILE THING: The Story of Cheap Trick
Robin Zander interview
Catching Up With Cheap Trick’s Rick Nielsen
From Rockford to you: An oral history of Cheap Trick’s early years

 

 

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Elo Kiddies (1977)
‘Cheap Trick drummer Bun E. Carlos, who considers this song one of his favorites, interpreted the song as telling kids to “go out and have fun and go nuts and go completely wild,” but that even deeper is that the kids need to do this fast before they get older and have ulcers and headaches.’

 

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He’s a Whore (1977, live)
‘According to Rick Nielsen, the song is not just about sex. Nielsen has stated that “Whoring means so many different things, it doesn’t just mean having sex, but someone who does anything for money.” Nielsen further noted that the song encompasses radio stations and people who would do anything for money, and indeed the lyrics include the line “I’m a Whore, I’ll do anything for money,” and this is further emphasized when lead singer Robin Zander sings “I’m a Whore” and Nielsen sings as a reply “He’ll do anything for money.”‘

 

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Oh Candy (1977)
‘”Oh Candy” is about a photographer friend of the band, Marshall Mintz (a.k.a. “m&m”) who committed suicide.’ It appears on the band’s first self-titled album, known for capturing both their dark side and the fierceness of their early live performances more than any other studio release in their catalog.’

 

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Hot Love (1977)
from the album Cheap Trick

 

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Hello There (1977, live)
”Hello There’ is a frantic, energetic, raucous hard rock song. As performed on In Color, the song starts with Nielsen playing a frenzied, fuzzy guitar part for two and a half bars, then Bun E. Carlos’ strong drum beat appears, and finally Tom Petersson’s bass and Robin Zander’s vocal join in. The entire song lasts 1 minute and 41 seconds.’

 

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Big Eyes (1977, live)
from the album In Color

 

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Come On, Come On (1977, live)
from the album In Color

 

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Auf Wiedersehen (1978, live)
‘The subject of the song is suicide. However, different commentators have different views of the Cheap Trick’s attitude towards the subject matter. Mitchell Schneider of Rolling Stone Magazine finds some of the lyrics “compellingly moronic,” making the song an example of Andy Warhol’s philosophy that “We should really stay babies for much longer than we do, now that we’re living so much longer.” Dennis Cooper of SPIN Magazine considers the song as virtually extolling the virtue of suicide. Critic Bryan Wawzenek also remarked that the song makes suicide seem fun. Billboard Magazine considered “Auf Wiedersehen” to be a powerful anti-suicide song. Music critic Robert Christgau described the song as “a sarcastic ditty about suicide.” Ira Robbins of Trouser Press describes it as a “cynical” song that “turns farewells fatal,” Tom Beaujour of Rolling Stone Magazine described it as “a sneering look at those who chose to end their lives prematurely.’

 

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Heaven Tonight (1978)
”Heaven Tonight’ is a disturbing song that was written by Rick Nielsen and Cheap Trick bassist Tom Petersson. ‘Heaven Tonight’ was one of two songs on the album of the same name that involved death, ‘Auf Wiedersehen’ being the other. In this song, potential death comes from drug abuse.’

 

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On Top Of The World (1978, live)
from the album Heaven Tonight

 

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Surrender (1978, live)
‘I believe that it’s clinically impossible to get tired of this rock and roll funhouse.’

 

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The Dream Police (1979, live)
‘Entire careers have been built around lesser songs than this monster, which sits proudly alongside “Surrender” as the quintessential Cheap Trick song. Everything about it is perfect, from Zander’s alternately cute and menacing vocal to Carlos’s pounding drums to Nielsen’s cracked spoken-word interlude. Oh, can’t forget the instrumental build up heading back into the final chorus, which is pure genius.’

 

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Gonna Raise Hell (1979, live)
‘The subject of ‘Gonna Raise Hell’ has been disputed. Some authors, such as Ira Robbins of Trouser Press, have believed that the song was about the Jonestown Massacre. Rolling Stone Magazine critic Dave Marsh sees the song as a “variation on ‘Helter Skelter'” by The Beatles, and believes that the layering of the vocals was inspired by The Beatles’ Abbey Road. Author Mike Hayes claims that with this song, producer Tom Werman achieved “the definitive Cheap Trick sound,” even though the song’s style differs from typical Cheap Trick fare.’

 

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Stop this Game (1980)
All Shook Up was even quirkier than its predecessor, the platinum-selling Dream Police. Many of its songs were less radio friendly and more experimental, and the cover art, influenced by Magritte’s Time Transfixed, led many to question what the band was trying to accomplish. However, at the time, Cheap Trick had severed ties with long-time producer Tom Werman and took the opportunity to take their sound in a different direction. With the assistance of producer George Martin and engineer Geoff Emerick, many of the songs have a dimension not found on any other Cheap Trick album. “Stop This Game” was the only single to chart on the Billboard Hot 100, but “Just Got Back” and “World’s Greatest Lover” continue to be fan favorites.’

 

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Just Got Back (1980)
from All Shook Up

 

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I Want You (1982)
from the album One on One

 

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She’s Tight (1982)
”She’s Tight’ appeared on the album One on One, and was written by lead guitarist Rick Nielsen. The single was released in 1982 and peaked at #65 in the US.’

 

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I Want Be Man (1982)
‘Best song I’ve heard in all my life.’

 

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You Talk Too Much (1983)
‘The b-side of the single ‘I Can’t Take It’ was featured on the cassette and CD version of the album Next Position Please, written solely by Rick Nielsen. The song had originally been written before the band’s 1977 self-titled debut album. The track was titled ‘Punch Ya’ and a bootleg recording of a live version in 1975 exists. The track was originally supposed to be included on the original vinyl release, but Epic Records, forced the band to include other tracks.’

 

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I Don’t Love Here Anymore (1983)
Track from the album Next Position Please

 

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Cover Girl (1985)
‘I HOPE U LIKEZ IT!!!!!!! my daddy said that it would be cool to make this vid soooooo yeah! and he wants to write down my steps into making vids because i do them so fast!!! i wonder if i do???? anyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyway…… save the planet.’

 

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This Time Around (1985)
‘Cheap Trick’s LP Standing on the Edge, which peaked at number #35 on Billboard’s Hot 100 LP chart in 1985, saw the band return to their standard hard-rocking sound with this album. The album was produced by Jack Douglas, who produced the band’s eponymous debut album as well as the Found All The Parts EP. The original plans for the album called for band to return to the rough sound of their first album. However, Douglas backed out of mixing process due to legal issues he was having with Yoko Ono. Mixer Tony Platt was called in, and as a result, the album’s production featured keyboards and electronic drums more prominently than the band and Douglas had intended.’

 

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Baby Talk (1997)
Unreleased track from an aborted 1997 attempt to record a new album with producer Steve Albini.

 

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Eight Miles Low (1997, live)
‘The 1997 album Cheap Trick features a black-and-white themed cover and a stripped-down sound reminiscent of the band’s eponymous debut album 20 years earlier. It was named after the 1977 debut. Rick Nielsen and Bun E. Carlos are represented on the front cover (rather than the back) of a Cheap Trick album for the first and only time, likewise Robin Zander and Tom Petersson are relegated to the back, but their gear appears instead of the band members themselves. Some have suggested that the band chose this approach treating their debut with Red Ant/Alliance as an opportunity to re-introduce themselves as a band to a new era. Red Ant filed for bankruptcy three weeks after the album’s release.’

 

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Sorry Boy (2003)
from the album Special One

 

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Sleep Forever (2009)
‘I’m exceedingly happy to say that with The Latest, Cheap Trick has finally fully recaptured that rush. The opening track, ‘Sleep Forever’, should be the first clue that the fountain of youth has been found. Robin Zander’s voice sounds gloriously sweet and strong, as the song lulls the listener in preparation for the surprise of sheer power about to be unleashed.’

 

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When The Lights Are Out (2009, live)
from the album The Latest

 

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Heart on the Line (2016)
Bang, Zoom, Crazy… Hello simply cannot match the freshness and pure, unfettered cool of the band’s immortal late ‘70s run. Cheap Trick have always toed an imaginary line between power pop and hard rock, and the clean but wide-angle production on the new album clearly favor the latter at the expense of the former. There’s no question about whether Cheap Trick want to ride off into the Middle-of-the-Road Sunset or keep on rockin’. Here’s what is key, though, and easy to take for granted. Bang, Zoom, Crazy… Hello is 11 tracks of Cheap Trick doing what nobody can do better than them, and doing it damn well. They are invigorated, vital, and ready for your car stereo just in time for summer. There is the immediate, head-on rush of ‘Heart on the Line’.’

 

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The Sun Never Sets (2016)
‘Robin Zander still has that voice, voice anyone who has ever wanted to be a famous rock singer has always wished they had. It sounds as perfectly virile as ever. There are times when you want to will a veteran act’s new album to be exceptional, just because their career standing seems to dictate it should be so. Well, Bang, Zoom, Crazy… Hello requires no act of charity. It really is that good.’

 

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p.s. Hey. ** Nick Hudson, Hi, Nick. Well, yeah, it’s a very beautiful thing. Thank you for unleashing it. Two months of Xmas, hm, yeah, I like that. I’m here for the holidays’ duration, yes, although no big related plans other than a buche. As far as I know, you correctly species-ed the creatures. Wait’ll you see the ones in the film. Take care, man. ** Dom Lyne, Hi, Dom. Enjoy the north. I generally prefer the north to the south. Oh, yeah, ‘Peeping Tom’ is amazing. I’ve only peeped at Doesn’t Exist so far, but, thanks to your reminder, I’ll go whole hog over there. Pretty exciting: the sound of your novel. And of course about your book re: my list, my nothing but pleasure. Happy Xmas if I don’t see you prior. Love and hugs courtesy of me. ** Dominik, Hi!!! Even more interesting: your dad’s specific comix interest. I didn’t even know Tarantino and Bourdain had comix. I really need to hit up the local comix/manga/etc. venues. When I left LA, the US was still sort of okay-ish politically if you didn’t think too much or look too deeply. But I am very happy that I bailed before it went utterly to hell. Oh, probably, re: what I’d be asking Santa for. How predictable, I know, but … One of these days the film and I will be free! Thanks, I do mourn my pizzeria’s bizarre death. It was called Sette. It was so good and even popular. Strange world. Maintaining my broken record status, love making a certain really great film producer person who saw and says he really likes our film offer us the help we need when he is conferred with supposedly today or tomorrow, G. ** Ferdinand, Well, of course, merci to you. ** Nasir, Hi! Great to see you! How have you been? What’s going on? I’m going to be Zooming on Saturday with some LA friends who are hyper-into the Dodgers and I’m awaiting their judgement on the Ohtani acquisition. But, yes, other than the insane money output, it does seem pretty sparkling to me. I’m still just working and working on the film. Really nothing much else at all. But what about you? Return cheers! ** Audrey, Hi, Audrey. So excited to see them both especially the Korine. He’s much admired in France, so I’m guessing it’ll get here. The way you talk about it is the way I think/daydream about it. Thank you so much about ‘Guide’. I am really right on the cusp of finally restarting my video game habit after procrastinating forever in fears it would eat too much into my time, so hopefully I’ll get to Super Smash Brothers after I get through the stack of unplayed games I have on hand. No, I don’t think I’ve been too exciting or privy to much excitement. Just trying to solve the film/money blockage. Maybe getting closer to doing that. I suppose that’s exciting. Wonderful day today. How did you spend it? ** Okay. I really love Cheap Trick, and apparently I don’t care who knows it. See you tomorrow.

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