The blog of author Dennis Cooper

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“I get freaky when I look at me sometimes.”

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ZoomOut, 19
If my face pic doesn’t make it obvious I like to be punched, beaten, humiliated, punished and sexually abused.

Been happening for years. I used to be handsome, still skinny.

Happiest if it happens in front of lots of people.

Comments

i-punish-you – Sept 26, 2024
Chilling

ZoomOut (Owner) – Sept 22, 2024
I hate men who like me.

rimbaudd – Sept 19, 2024
I’m just here to vouch that he used to be handsome.

4bullybait – Sept 18, 2024
I don’t normally like pinning a boy down and raping him while he struggles, kicks, screams, stuff like that, but how much he did made it worth it.

ZoomOut (Owner) – Sept 16, 2024
I don’t identify as a fag. Fags are cock obsessed and weak.

 

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SaddestBitch, 19
My name is Ben or Benjamin but I don’t think that will matter much to you as I will be soon be no more than as an it.
What I am seeking is to become a total permanent object with just enough brain power to make facial expressions.
Like so stupid I can’t do simple math.
That new me will do everything you say even if it doesn’t want to or it hurts it or scares it.
You can beat that new me or lock it away it will just live as a total object and like a piece of meat.
I am already weak and not very smart.
Sorry I don’t speak French I’m sorry.
I’m in France.

Comments

Cyber_maniac – Sept 20, 2024
Bitch is owned by Alabamamaster (in the US) and under the authority of Volsmstr (in Europe) and co-owned by Sir Terry (in UK territories). It is temporarily out of action until we tire of him, estimating mid October.

Welcomed2024 – Sept 13, 2024
I found his unhinged detachment from reality very attractive.

SaddestBitch (Owner) – Sept 11, 2024
I try to escape the constant craving, but my piggyness needs it!

SaddestBitch (Owner) – Sept 11, 2024
Yes, write to me.

Cyber_maniac – Sept 11, 2024
can you be branded, pierced, tattooed, sold, kept in bondage, shaved, punished with or without reason, used as a toilet for both ends, made to endure extreme pain, beat up and punched hard everywhere including your face?

SaddestBitch (Owner) – Sept 8, 2024
I once spent a summer traveling through Europe where I tried to learn how to cook Italian food from locals.
Let’s just say I’m still perfecting my pasta-making skills.



 

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dog4free, 20
this dog is a real handful. responds to Otto. very eager and loyal but very dumb. still needs to be house trained. loves long walks on a leash, but you gotta be careful, he will literally eat anything on the ground. 💩 also keep your bathroom door closed bc he is so stupid he will drink from the toilet. 🤮 definitely a mutt.

Comments

markmad – Sept 13, 2024
Whether in a virtual world, a story, or an online community, “Otto” alias ben would likely be a figure of intrigue, sparking curiosity and conversation wherever they roam. Whether dog or something entirely unique, “Otto” remains a figure carved into the annals of virtual history, a digital legend in its own right. Its biography, though unwritten, is composed of the countless interactions and impressions it has made upon the world.

Otto – Sept 9, 2024
My human name is ben. Im 41 reversed and need some1 to talk to. Yeah you read that right :/ Just need ppl to talk to and older guys can do that a bit better idk. luv, Otto

 

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begforme, 19
Anything u can think of, mate.

Comments

begforme (Owner) – Sept 17, 2024
Thank you. yes, i let any and all Men whip me, choke me out with their hands, a belt, a rope, piss in me, spit in my mouth, blow their nose in my mouth, punch me in the face, pass me around, etc. literally anything, use me in any way they’d like.

Brwndaddy – Sept 17, 2024
Fuck I just came out from a long chemo party with him and some thug friend of his named Fernando. The marks from our whips will be visible on this worthless, bug filled trash faggot’s body now for a long time.

begforme (Owner) – Sept 14, 2024
I’ve been in so much fucking porn. I’ve been in porn that got men sent to prison for just having it on their hard drive.

Goodvibesunite – Sept 14, 2024
You’ve been in porn, correct?

begforme (Owner) – Sept 12, 2024
I love all of that. 😍 Love being treated like trash because I am cumdump trash. Do anything you’d like while I’m unconscious, and even when I’m not. I live to worship Men like you. 🥰

Frosty13 – Sept 12, 2024
I like punching you in the face. I like strangling you and choking you out. I like feeling you insides tighten around my dick when you lose consciousness. You trashy self-hating cumdump love being treated like the worthless whore you are. I love fucking trash like you. If you’re lucky you might wake up one of these times covered in your own piss and shit and vomit with a noose around your neck and my arm up your ass to the elbow. And you’re fucking retarded if you disagree.



 

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stupidloserboyfriend, 22
This is, or should I say was, my stupid loser boyfriend. Now he is property owned by me. I have him placed in my Texas home. Now he can meet with you when he’s awake and be your stupid whatever. I can’t believe I used to love him.

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stupidloserboyfriend (Owner) – Sept 14, 2024
True, but so hard to believe now. Now he wakes up sleeping naked on the floor, chained to the bed with chastity and a buttplug in. His head and body hair are shaved every day to remind him what he is. I wake him up pounding his ass into oblivion. Then he does all the chores around the house naked on his knees with a ball stretcher. He swallows my piss every time I go. Then I dress him as a slutty girl wearing chastity and a vibrating butt plug and I take him to the sauna and let anyone fuck him. Then in the afternoon I take me to the gay cruise beach wear a speedo and let anyone fuck him. Then I take him home and give him the routine whipping and torture then make him go stand in the corner for an hour. Then I crush his balls with my hands and knees and shoes and spit on my face, write degrading nasty words on his body. Then I leave him tied up and gagged and blindfolded for hours. I finally go and see him and fuck his ass into oblivion. Then I feed him and lock him in a cage.

twinpeaks – Sept 14, 2024
I remember when you were completely smitten with him and one time you caught me checking out his ass and wouldn’t speak to me for a week.


 

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GuiltyNo1, 19
This sex slave boy been in the life since it was 13. Into most scenes, good for short-term or long-term slave use or for 24/7 if wanted. It spent 5 years in Texas Youth Prison, and owned by guard pedos as prison whore. It was caught in a Greyhound bus bathroom with three pedos, one was a cop. It was under his control for 6 months and said he would not turn it in if it became his slave. After 6 months he turned it in. The judge gave it 18 months for prostitution and said if it liked pedos so much…he sent it to the roughest youth prison, it was about 1000 prisoners, 700 were adult, others teen. They hated it cause it was owned by pedo guards. Every time it was to be paroled, they put drugs in its cell…so it got extra time…they do that every time it was supposed to leave, why it was for 5 years. It think it is better to tell others what it is and what it has done and what it is open to…which after 5 years is anything.

Comments

HectorVector – Sept 6, 2024
I would like to take you on a one-way camping trip into the woods of Kentucky. Hit me back if you’re interested.

CometoPapa – Sept 6, 2024
I’m interested, but you must spend two hours daily at the gym. You must have a job. You must brush your teeth.

Undertaker – Sept 6, 2024
Through years of sexual experience with him in both a personal and professional sense, in addition to therapy, I have come to understand his trauma and what triggers it very well. Feel free to hit me up tips.



 

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Privilege, 18
AGE: dm for this information
NAME: Rex
GENDER: beautiful male
DESCRIPTION: Beautiful attention slave Rex here to serve a wealthy man as an object of worship 24:7. He likes wealthy men, the thought of being worshipped by a wealthy man really turns him on and gets him weak at the knees. Wealthy worshippers approach 🙇. He can kneel or stand or lie down and be worshipped forever with a no way out contract. He can also relocate for the right worshipper and he’s willing to start soon as possible, this week if you can.
CONDITION: NO LIMIT

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MachineGuy – Sept 11, 2024
Love is not a job, love simply is. Unconditional love is what I offer you, my heart of hearts, my soul mate, friend, lover and object of worship for life!

Privilege (Owner) – Sept 10, 2024
I like shiny spandex, leggings, shorts, any tight shorts, my pussy upclose in clothes, dirty talk, and love the smell of my pussy soaked in shorts or pants.

Subbitch – Sept 10, 2024
Define “worship”

Privilege (Owner) – Sept 8, 2024
He is a special object. He is an object who can create ecstasy. His owner will always be in a hurry to return home.


 

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gulpgulp988, 18
I love inflatable suits and my greatest joy in life is to be turned into a juicy blueberry.

I am still in High School with a 4.0 GPA. I need to be home by 9:30 pm so I can be in bed by 10 pm.

If my parents knew I was gay, I be probably kicked out of the house.

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PervyCunt – Sept 16, 2024
Meeting him today after not having had a blueberry sub in years. I’m gonna inflate him, beat him up, make him worship my boots and feet and lick piss off a toilet seat. I am buzzed.

richardddddd – Sept 7, 2024
i will take everything u own fuck ur life completly i am god



 

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Scotty, 19
As a preteen, my mom asked her boyfriends to spank me. When I get spanked now as a teen, I am feeling again like a little kid, and it rejuvenates me. Would you like doing it? Please live in Moreno Valley, Riverside, or nearby. Because I am passive, you should strip me.

I dont do girls. Just men who love this genre.

I have a picture of Bambi tattooed on my ass.
Im 4 inch and uncut.

Im also looking for friends.

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metalmachine – Sept 13, 2024
Can AI show him being strangled, dismembered with a jigsaw and garden shears, and his flesh pureed in a blender?

stayhumble – Sept 13, 2024
@metalmachine — If you could be satisfied with just seeing Scotty dead, there’s a new black market AI that is to be able to turn anyone into a corpse.
Give the necessary data and photo content to the AI and you will be able to see Scotty dead in various ways, run over, in a car accident, hanged, beheaded… and in a very realistic way!

metalmachine – Sept 13, 2024
What can i say about Scotty? Well he is a desperate boy looking for any ounce of attention. He is a true ultimate. He is a true object. You can be so tireless. But he is so desperate that you only want to spank him more and more. When you spank him you want to snuff him. Unfortunately that seems to be one of his limits. But he is otherwise perfect. That bony little ass is unimpeachably great. He is my goal in life and he is the most perfect victim on the planet. I only wish to snuff this little fallen god ….he is like heaven.

Scotty (Owner) – Sept 9, 2024
Indulge me as I scream into the void.



 

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DisciplinarianNeeded, 19
TLDR; I’m looking for a real sadistic man to punish my biological son for me.

For starters I’d like to address the very obvious fact that I am indeed his biological father and gay but I’m not on here looking for someone for myself. Oh, no that’d be too simple.

So, here’s the run down on why I’m on here when I clearly don’t belong.
The reason being is that my son is very disobedient and lazy young man who needs stricter discipline than I can provide.

Now a little more context on a few things.
Situation:
His favorite colors are black and gray. His favorite food is flank steak. His favorite TV show is Chicago fire the residency. He does not have a favorite book. He does not have a favorite movie. He likes country music. His favorite country artist is Toby Keith, Luke Bryan, Blake Shelton, Ashley Cook. He likes to ride his bike around the neighborhood. He does not smoke. He does drink a little. He’s supposed to not drink because he had three back surgeries and a feeding tube. His lungs are really bad. He tries to play his guitar.

Comments

Hot_chills – Sept 15, 2024
I agree with the previous commenter.

Shitworm – Sept 14, 2024
Your son needs to be a permanent toilet spending its life bounded and objectified eating shit and drinking piss.

ExploringSomthing – Sept 14, 2024
Are we going to talk about the elephant in the room? The boy is clearly looking for a new and better dad. You need to either be convincing as a dad or have the physical strength to rape him.

Kakaikitan – Sept 12, 2024
If ur looking for a cute boy with a tiny dick hello.



 

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smoothpinkhole, 22
There’s two sides to me.

One side, I’m adventurous and outgoing, I organize community art exhibitions and make art in various forms. I fight for my beliefs loudly and I’m an intelligent if somewhat pretentious creative personality.

The other side is lonely, likes being down and staying depressed and wants to have my hole fucked up so bad that I start shaking and uncontrollably pissing at the same time whilst I’m railed.

Come have both!

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cuminthroat – Sept 16, 2024
He is a whore, a toilet, a pet, a dog, and extreme cock slut. He is totally disgusting. Sex with him is egregious. I think you’ll approve.

Jakestook – Sept 10, 2024
First I looked at his art while he explained it to me, then I tied him down, blindfolded him, gagged him and edged him to insanity, and I mean clinical insanity, which took +/- 36 hours.

WEARETWO – Sept 6, 2024
He’s a bad artist. He’s garbage with legs. He’s nothing.


 

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Nooseboy, 24
I’m 24 years old and for the past couple years hanging scenes have been my go to. Love feeling a noose around my neck before I kick and dangle. Can be mild or VERY extreme. Gallows, trap doors, dangling from trees, etc.

Lately I have been drawn to the idea of being a real victim of hanging… execution perhaps? It is only a fantasy, but, if the right hangman were to try to persuade me, who knows? I might succumb.

That is a deep and dark confession, but I want to lay it out there as it is.

I do not perform background checks and don’t care what you have done in your past.

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DLmeatHead – Sept 18, 2024
He has a nice ass and a cute face that looks very nice when it’s choked purple.

PrinceDream – Sept 9, 2024
My cock is still leaking precum and hurt after I “hung” you yesterday.

Cumster – Sept 2, 2024
I hope this is dead and rotting now, waiting for you and me to find it, fuck it for weeks as it decomposes, then eat it.

Nooseboy (Owner) – Sept 1, 2024
I separate my hanging life with family life. Please don’t ask me more info about it. No they don’t know I’m on here

 

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RETARDO, 22
ONE LAST TRY. I’M SELF LOATHING DEVIANT SCUM WHO CAN’T COPE ANYMORE. PLEASE REAL MASTERS OR SADIST GROUPS WHITH ABILITIES TO KIDNAP ME FROM MY COUNTRY (SLOVAKIA). THIS NEED IS SO OVERPOWERING IT DRIVES ME TO DESPAIR. ATTENTION: I AM NOT FOR CLEANING, COOKING OR HOUSEWORKS. I AM A VICTIM. PERMANENT NUDITY, IN CHAINS, CELL, COLLAR AROUND THE NECK, NO LIMITS, NO RETURN. DAILY ABUSE AND EXTREME NEW TABOO LEVEL, RAPE, FIST, PISS, SHIT, FORCED VOMIT, VIOLENT SM TORTURE, CHEMS AND HARD DRUGS, BRANDING WITH HOT IRON BAR AND REAL SNUFF (VIOLENT DEEP FIST TO THE GRAVE). ONLY IF YOU CAN KIDNAP ME FROM MY COUNTRY. I CAN’T SAY ANYMORE I JUST LIVE IN HOPE.

Comments

Ender – Sept 20, 2024
Yummmmmy

RETARDO (Owner) – Sept 18, 2024
I PREFER WE GET ON FOR WHAT WE ARE HERE FOR IFYKYK

Douchebag4721 – Sept 18, 2024
This is a huge fantasy i have of my son, id lose my mind if i watched him being used and killed like that it would help me take out all my rage on him ohh god all i can picture is him in your place.

RETARDO (Owner) – Sept 13, 2024
I CAN BE SLOW TO RESPOND: MY SUICIDE DRIVE SEEMS TO HAVE HIGH PEAKS AND LOW VALLEYS. LOL.

MASTER-AKTIV-BRUTALL – Sept 7, 2024
Seriously? I would love to fist you to death! And all I have to do is come pick you up in Slovakia? That’s so easy! Clear your schedule because I’m your guy. Just tell me where you are in Slovakia, and I’ll go put some gas in my car.

Nutte – Sept 7, 2024
The need to be killed comes from the victim and i am doing him “the favor” of letting him get what he wants, even if he himself can’t accept that this is what he really wants deep inside. It’s a psychological story I am telling myself about the need for killing. So if a guy tells me: “Kill me how you want”, what I hear is that he doesn’t particularly want it but is “doing me a favor” and letting me live out my fantasy. This is a turn off for me. I prefer he sees himself as a preliminary dead guy.


 

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Jackoffadam, 21
Hi adam here I am a young married guy to female wife she doesn’t know I am on here or about this want to keep it that way wife doesn’t do anything with me as intimacy or anything so looking at what can do besides doing it to myself I not leaving my wife I know been on here before I sorry left at times This one I leaving up I work fulltime as a meat cutter at a grocery store It’s been 1 year since had sex with wife my wife one year ago wife had gallbladder removed and then month later came down with a permanent bladder infection that will never go away so I didn’t have sex because I don’t want to get that and wife don’t want me to get it so we sleep in different beds nothing happens anymore so I do things to myself I am leaving this one up If nothing happens it will still be up I don’t care anymore more

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Well-being – Sept 23, 2024
Use his 🍑, rim his 🍑, bite his 🍑, dildo his 🍑, DP his 🍑, fist his 🍑.

Jamesmaple – Sept 16, 2024
It took an usually long time to get tired of having sex with him.

rightnownow – Sept 12, 2024
he is a nice guy, and has – until the alcohol starts working – good manners. he has not developed an insane amount of initiative to get things rolling and keep them rolling.

Jackoffadam (Owner) – Sept 9, 2024
I get freaky when I look at me sometimes

ILackAGagReflux – Sept 9, 2024
Why would someone as insanely hot as you have gotten married? It boggles my mind.

Jackoffadam (Owner) – Sept 9, 2024
I am a vgl former high school quarterback jock type dude I was always the stud with a beautiful girlfriend my whole life I’ve done lots of stupid things and I’m looking for a guy who has the type of mindset to make me feel I cant do anything right because I can’t


 

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starforever, 23
Hot Fuck’n Slammer 💉👍 I Seriously Need to Fuck’n METH Slam Inject Hard with You Man and then Get Some Big METH Dicked Bareback Stud Fuck Action Going On With You for Balls Deep Loads of Big Dicked METH Up Cum Floodin’ Your Big Dick and My Load Hungry METHED Up Cunt 💉👍

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starforever (Owner) – Sept 11, 2024
I Take any cock – take that sweet pain – I offer it up to the greater glory of our Lord Satan and Hail HIS name as your Soldier blasts your stinking toxic death load into my guts.

fuckandfuck – Sept 11, 2024
Damn Slammer You are a Seriously Fuck’n Sexy METH Slam Injecting Hot Assed Bitch 💉👍

starforever (Owner) – Sept 7, 2024
I’m craving Ur DNA flooding my guts…neg off birth control poppers-bating now to your poz porn…!!! Pig faggot poz whore beggin’ 4 ToxicPollination…I crave U so Bad…Slam me and flood my guts with your dirty toxic charged loads and STDs…Oink oink…!!!

BIGSNAKE28cm – Sept 7, 2024
🔥Total Chem Junkie Whore Bottom that deserves abuse and loves his hole used mercilessly while tweaked to his eyeballs. Slam him Huge and stuff him with your AIDS and PIG DISEASES…☣️💦👿💀



 

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secretmeetsonly, 22
I’m a late bloomer slut, I’ve been slut for almost 2 years but I can’t get a slut mindset going and it’s an honest struggle. My bf wants to make me comfortable and wants to be a piggy top for me but he cums too fast and he won’t go get help from other tops or let me be gangbanged. Not much fun has gone on. I’m the one wearing black.

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MJ – Sept 15, 2024
I asked him to eat my cum and he would not so I am very unhappy at this time.

stinkygremlin – Sept 7, 2024
Once in your presence, he loses all his humanity. He becomes nothing more than a disgusting faggot. You can make him say terrible things about himself!

StraightCurious – Sept 3, 2024
If you want to shove your cock inside him and rape him in ways that you’ll never forget — even if you wish you could — he’s the BEST. If you want to fuck his throat until he coughs up god knows what he’s the BEST. If you want to choke him to the edge of consciousness as you tell him what a pathetic bitch he is he’s the BEST. If you want to take him out to dinner after, there’s a big shower at his place, so no matter how badly you defile him, he can clean up.



 

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FreeBoyHole4USir, 23
I used to have plenty of limits Sir but now I’ve tried a lot of things Sir. Every time Ive been told to do something i didn’t resist Sir. If I had limits, they have long gone Sir.

My last sir age regressed me with hypnosis Sir. I’m 2 years old and still regressing Sir. My brain and mind are empty and thoughtless at all times, having no thoughts of my own has help me become the best Sir.

I want to find a Sir with a remote house who will use me extremely to satisfy every kink he has or has ever imagined without a safe word without anything and stream it live Sir.

The only words I speak are “Yes Sir” and “Thank you Sir” otherwise my mouth only stays open for cock Sir.

I’m happy baby Sir. I love to play, draw and to peepee in my pants Sir.

Comments

CosmicElliot – Sept 16, 2024
Don’t bother writing to him, I will be deleting him soon. This is not a wind up it’s happening.

EdsbeGores – Sept 4, 2024
I could without hesitation

generic_user – Sept 4, 2024
Am I the only one who’d love to dress up like a terrorist or a nazi germany uniform and force this Ayran blond specimen to be mine, cut him open, experiment on his body with various tools according to the time period and the “roleplay” until he is a soulless breed-able corpse, then keep it in my bed for weeks until it’s no longer fuckable?

hotmustard – Sept 3, 2024
Advice from one of his previous Masters:
Theo is a young slave raised to serve humans, he has no emotion and his thoughts are very easily implanted. He has undergone many treatments such as head trauma, extreme torture including whipping and he has also been beaten a lot and raped by anyone. He was not raised by parents and never went to school.

CommandingRitualist – Sept 3, 2024
I am so strict man to hope to get a good small white dog.



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Anonym2000, 19
hey, I’m looking for people who are interested in running over me with a car.

I love cars and love for cars to drive over me, my hands, arms, legs, and more if you like the risk.

If you want to torture me with your car then get in touch.

I’m only interested in this!

I’m a virgin and intend to stay that way for the foreseeable future.

Please only get in touch if you want to!

Comments

Anonym2000 (Owner) – Sept 12, 2024
Why are people who drive motorcycles messaging me?!

Anonym2000 (Owner) – Sept 9, 2024
It’d be my first time, but I’ve been studying for some time now.

 

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willsorry, 19
Awhile ago on website that’s not around anymore I hookup with a guy that fuck me he moved away hookup with another fuck couple times and 69 each other he moved away different site that not around anymore met two guys lived together the guy had me sit on a huge dildo why he put his cock down my throat and fist me couple times fuck me good he passed away a different guy I met would tie me down to a massage table shock my cock balls good and different set of guys put me in a swing blindFolded would shock my cock torture my cock balls and ass but they moved away and that site just shut down recently don’t know why that’s why I came on here sorry about all that so if nothing going to work out anyway because 99% of you will not touch my situation the way it looks so all of you have a nice life

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Master2chains – Sept 12, 2024
I’m not a photographer, but I can picture us together.

Itscontinue – Sept 8, 2024
Hey, I’m new to the community and have never openly shared my fetish with anyone. I suppose I’m closeted in that sense but the rest of my friends and family know that I’m gay.

I love boys who can’t grow a moustache but don’t shave above their upper lip. Everything about those sad ‘staches – the look, the feel, the taste. Feeling and kissing and worshipping them is enough for me to get off.

I’m pretty inexperienced when it comes to hooking up as it’s been difficult to organically meet someone who shared the same kink as me. I’m nervous to put myself out here but I’m hoping you’ll be someone who’s as much into your scraggly little moustache as I am.

 

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less, 22
All I want is to hookup with a fat nasty old daddy who is going to tell me how pathetic I am for servicing him!

I only hook up with fat nasty types so this is very much a kink for me of being used by someone I’m not attracted to.

Comments

sunburn777 – Sept 21, 2024
Makes dumb faces when he jerks off.

Ours – Sept 19, 2024
I’m not normally into skinny boys but he let me use him as a pig so no complaints.

Fatso – Sept 14, 2024
I have never met a male before. Just want to take things slow and if I feel like it at the time maybe dress you in a full enclosure catsuit but as I say I have never met a male before.


 

 

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p.s. Hey. So, the blog will be going on vacation for the month of October starting tomorrow. I’ll be in the United States, and I won’t have the time I normally do to make posts and do the p.s. It will return to life on November 2nd when I’m back in Paris. Feel very free to leave any comments you like at the bottom of this post in the meantime, and I will respond to them on the 2nd. And maybe just maybe Cloudflare will have finally fixed the extremely vexing verification bug by then, ‘god’ willing. I hope you all stay safe and good until I get to see you next, and very Happy Halloween! ** Dominik, Hi!!! Great, thank you to love, and if he could work that magic as soon as possible, that would be wonderful. I have longstanding dreams of going to Dent Schoolhouse and Haunted Hoochie. But, really, other than the two really extreme seeming ones, I would ‘die’ to walk through all of them. I’m a glutton for homemade horrors, obviously. Have a lovely month, my friend, and I really look forward to blabbing with you again. Love filming a documentary of your October, G. ** jay, Hi. Or did the kids bring the parents? I’m remembering what I was like at that age. No, the first game system I owned was the Nintendo 64. I don’t think I’ve ever owned a portable system for some strange reason. My weekend was busywork, but it was alright. So, gosh, I hope you have a major October. Strange that it’ll be so long until we next speak, but keep everything bright on your end, and feel free to check in with reports here because I’ll be reading it even if my response is delayed. ** Måns, Måns!!! So happy you liked them. While I traverse as many of them as I can over the next month, I will pretend you’re sitting on my shoulder. Tomorrow I go to NYC to do a reading and hang out there a little bit, then I go to LA for three weeks to do haunted houses and show our film to the cast and crew and eat tons of Mexican food. I’ll be back in Paris in a state of extreme jet lag on Nov. 1st. My weekend was just trip preparations. Oh, and I saw the Chantal Akerman retrospective exhibit and some friends. Bowling! I’m going to go bowling in LA, for sure. Wow, I’m so looking forward to ‘Papaya’. Will you get to work on it this coming month? Uh, favorite Nicolas Cage … I guess I would have to say ‘Face/Off’. Really, have a fantastic month, pal, and I really look forward to reading about the highlights. And I’ll try to come up with US-based highlights of my own. xo, a guy who is packing a backpack. ** Misanthrope, She definitely seems like her shit is together based on my encounters with her. Happy to keep up my Morrison cynicism if it gives you joy. xo, me ** Bill, Haha. I’m not ready to fly quite yet, but I have today to get there. Gosh, feel better, man. Nice looking exhibition there, obviously. Have a really great month, Bill. Come to LA and do some haunted houses with me. ** _Black_Acrylic, Yay, the perfect going away present! If I don’t get to it today, I’ll get to it in NYC. Everyone, Here’s a little going away gift to you all from _Black_Acrylic, and, by proxy, the blog — the new episode of his great musical podcast Play Therapy. Or, in his words, ‘The new episode of my show is online here via Tak Tent Radio! Ben ‘Jack Your Body’ Robinson brings you Play Therapy v2.0 and only a fool would ignore this. But there’s one born every minute. Under the water there are traps. Old cars, bedsteads, weeds, hidden depths. It’s the perfect place for an accident.’ Have a fine, fine October, pal, and I’ll see you when Halloween is freshly RIP. ** Thomas Moronic, Hi, Thomas. My great pleasure, of course., Oh, good, I’ll be here when you’re here. Can’t wait to see you! Have the best Halloween that the lazy UK allows. xo. ** Lucas, Hi, L. I saw the email. I’ll greedily read the poem as soon as I can, probably in NYC. The blog (and I) are going to miss you too! Oh, for sure, we’ll meet up when you’re in Paris. That’s a done deal. Yes, my weekend was mostly utilitarian. So much to do, mostly with the film, of course. Really beautiful collage! Everyone, Visit an awesome new collage by the collage (and many other things) maestro Lucas. Have the very best October that is humanly possible, and please remember stuff to tell me because I’ll be most curious, you can bet. Love, me. ** Steve, Hi. I made haunted houses in my basement when I was kid and young teen, and I designed those. Zac and I designed the haunted house for our film, but it ended up getting heavily simplified due to budget concerns and the differing ideas of our production designer. Oh, right, the rain. I’ll remember to pack an umbrella. Cool about those screenings, I don’t know if we’ll have time to see them. We are going to see a few NY Film Festival screenings that Dennis Lim is kindly sneaking us into. ** Tyler Ookami, No doubt. Your poor cat, but that sounds worth its possible screeching. Thanks for reading ‘Horror Hospital Unplugged’. I’m proud of that. Keith Mayerson’s drawings are amazing. ‘Monotone Blue’ sounds very familiar. Maybe I read it. I hope you have a great October. I’ll miss getting to talk with you, but hopefully the month will jet to its conclusion. ** HaRpEr, Hey! Cool about the mostly finished move. Your dad! Book disrespecting is most intolerable. No kettle? Who are these strange people? Autumn’s the best. Being alive while nature fades out temporarily is very empowering, strangely. Yeah, I hope you’re swimming in good things by the time we get to confer again. Me too, on my end. Have a really relaxing but super stimulating Halloween/October, my pal. ** Justin D, Thanks, Justin. I’ll try to remember to look into the camera at the reading and divine you a warm hello. I hope a haunt pops up in your vicinity. Take good care, and I look forward to the continuation of our great back and forth. ** Oscar 🌀, Thank you for keeping my, or, well, his secret, whew. And thanks for the imgur greeting. I felt like Mario there for a moment. Weirdy, my Air France flight tomorrow got cancelled and they rebooked me on some upstart new airline company called, you guessed it, Hioscar Airlines, Flight #🌀🌀🌀6. What were the odds?! My flight is at, err, I think 1:30-ish pm tomorrow. I’m the opposite kind of packer who makes a list of everything I need to remember and checks each item off after it’s accomplished. And I still end up forgetting stuff. Can you just leave the bed frame undismantled? You have a very swell and immensely productive next 30-something days, okay? Promise. And remember everything. And tell me. xo, DC. ** Right. So, for the next month you’re going to be looking at those slaves up there every time you come here. Plenty of time to pick the one you want and to be sure he’s the right fit for you. Again, enjoy the month of October fully, everyone, and I will see you again bright and early on November 2nd.

Doors

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This door knob represents Panetheus having his eyes pecked out by a bird as a punishment from Zeus for giving humans the secret to make fire.

 

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The Tanaka Sliding Door is a door that moulds to the shape of your body as you pass through it. “Who the fuck wants a door like this? Not me, you? I guess it’s kinda wierd but then again Japanese people like wierd shit like pulling down girls underwear in public and eating girl’s shit and eaitng sushi off of a guy’s penis.” — Anonymous

 

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Original Toughage Door Sex Swing Chair, it can satisfy your fresh sexual intercourse positions and give you give you fresh stimulus sexual enjoyment for coushion sex love games. Also, you can share the feeling of the emperor when you make love by slave bondage restraints kit You can share the different sex feeling, it is an amazing feeling of bondage restraints that can has the unique ability to enhance your sex life.

 

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The knock detecting door lock is built with an Arduino, a motor and piezo sensor which record and detect the phony knocks on your door. The system won’t open until a certain code pattern is detected.

 

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Horror movies


Beyond the Door, 1974


The Forbidden Door, 2009


The Girl Next Door, 2007


At the Devil’s Door, 2014


Beneath the Door, 1996


Behind the Red Door, 2003


Behind the Door, 2014


The Strange Door, 1951


The Dead Next Door, 1990


Cellar Door, 2006

 

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This past week my wife and I visited the Walker Art Center in Minneapolis. It is a museum that hosts among other things exhibitions of contemporary art. One of the exhibits was a work of art by Robert Gober created in the late 1980s entitled “Untitled Door And Door Frame” and the elements used were “wood, enamel paint.” To a left-brained home fixit guy like myself, Untitled Door And Door Frame looked like an unfinished project and anything but a work of art. In my linear, structured way of thinking the paint was dry so why not get the necessary hardware, grab the door and install the hinges and latch set, measure the doorframe to match, install its hinges and mount the door? But God’s view of us as a work of art defies our limited worldly perspective. In heavens eyes art is defined solely by the Creator. When God created the heavens and the earth with man, both male and female, as His crowning achievement He “looked over all He had made, and He saw that it was very good!” (Genesis 1:31 NLT) When God declares that His works of art are art, and “very good” at that, then we need to agree with Him. Yes we may feel like an unhinged door, even look like one to a casual observer, but in heavens eyes we are a valuable work of art, “God’s workmanship” or “masterpiece” the Bible tells us. God looks at us, the way any artist looks at their finished work, with a sense of satisfaction and personal delight. And that is prior to us having ever done anything, been of any benefit to anyone else or proven our worth to God Himself. All the credit for being a masterpiece goes to the creator, not to the work.

 

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Dominic Muren’s award-winning Melody Door works like a vertical xylophone, allowing you to tap out your very own signature tune on a full octave of available notes.

 

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The Epidemic
by Georges Perec

The dreamer (this whole story is like a novel in the third person) has sat down at a little bistro. He is foreign, but they quickly come to treat him like a regular. The boss and some of the customers are discussing the epidemic. The Chinese cook of the restaurant enters (the dreamer thinks he looks like someone he knows); the Chinese cook says they need to find a replacement for him, because he can no longer continue to man the stoves and cook for the girls. On this note he cites a Shakespearean proverb:

    They died not all, but all were sick!

Stunned, the owner of the café looks at the dreamer: he’s the one who taught him the proverb. At that instant the dreamer understands that he is no longer a stranger at some table and that he is now the “central character”; at the same time, he recognizes the Chinese cook; he knows only him; he’s the one who comes from time to time to volunteer for the girls.

There has been a great cholera epidemic. Everyone wants to be examined. The symptom is spitting up blood. The dreamer and two of his friends walk around the town. They arrive in front of a stairway blocked by a mass of young girls, surely a boarding school. They pretend to have priority, like one of them has been stricken, so that the doctor has to look after them first. The doctor has to clear a path through the girls.

A bit later, in a crowd of girls splayed out, sick, the dreamer picks up a piece of earth (and not a piece of trash or of feces) from the ground. And he discovers, behind a door, his friend J., laid flat, dead, turned into earth, turned into a block of earth that is missing the piece the dreamer just picked up.

 

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Meandering Door

 

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A Riverside County man has pleaded not guilty to burglary and indecent exposure charges after he alleged crawled through a neighbor’s doggie door naked for sex. Philip John Garcia, 41, was arrested on April 10 and is being held on $130,000 bail. According to the Riverside County Sheriff’s Department, the victim told authorities that her husband had left for work that evening and she was preparing for bed when she heard a knock on her bedroom door. The woman opened the door to find Garcia naked and possibly intoxicated. Garcia allegedly told the woman that he was there to have sex, officials said. The victim yelled at him to leave and called authorities. Garcia was later arrested after deputies located him naked in his own bed.

 

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The defendus labyrinth door chain is a project by the Art Lebedev studio in Moscow. Constructed from titanium alloy, fixed in place with 10 different screws and load-tested to a whopping 700 pounds of force, the door chain forces you to solve a maze to exit with no other option.

 

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In 1990, two years after April Tinsley’s murder, this message appeared on a barn door near where her body was recovered.

 

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More knobs

 

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PS1 Contemporary Art Center reopened in 1997 after extensive renovations. Alanna Heiss, the gallery’s founder and director, first installed her organisation in this abandoned school in 1976, and to inaugurate the new building with a nod to its past, Gordon Matta-Clark’s Doors, Floors, Doors (1976) was re-made. Using the dimensions of an adjacent door, a rectangular slot was cut through the structure in a vertical line that descended into the basement. To cast a vertigo-inducing glance through these layers of wood and metal was to recall PS1’s origins as an exhibition space whose architecture the artists could sully with impunity.

 

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Botulistum plays a sickeing kind of black metal , which they call “peat metal”. Botulistum was formed in the beginning of 1998 by Nachtraaf (Stringraper and Drumprofaner) and Botmuyl (Over the top hysteria and sickening one snared violin). They started this band as a statement against commercial acts , humanity and other trends. The band split up again in 2002.

 

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Moms gets creepy as hell in the new Old Spice ad.

 

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Sylvia is an actress in erotic movies for whom the narrator is making a table out of a door. He has made one of these for each of his other relationships, all of which failed. A door is what you close behind you when you leave, and what you use to shut things away out of sight. It can be a symbol for repressing problems into your subconscious. It is the opposite of communication — not a very appropriate gift to a lover. One of the women apparently threw the door he gave her onto the barricades, so she didn’t appreciate it.

 

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A door you can only see through if you’re standing in exactly the right spot. If you’re further than 50 centimetres from the inside of the FOCUS Door, a curious milky fog creeps in from the edges of the glass, reducing your vision to a transparent central strip. Move left or right, and that strip moves to the opposite side of the door to you. It’s another door to keep the world at arm’s length – in this case, consigning it to “out of sight, out of mind”.

 

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Tattoos

 

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57-year-old Anthony Bruce Berry was caught by police after he performed an “Indecent act” on the door of a business in Hypoluxo, Florida. An employee saw the whole incident and even got video to use as proof when she called the police. the unidentified employee of the business told law enforcement that she saw Berry walk to the back of the establishment around 2 in the afternoon. Soon after going to the back of the building, Berry reappeared at the front entrance where he tried to open the door. The door was locked so instead of leaving, he pulled out his privates and began committed the disturbing act. Once Anthony Berry finished himself off, he pulled his clothes back together and walked away. He took a seat on a nearby bench and that’s where police found him once the employee called the cops. The police asked Berry if he had committed the sex act with the door and Berry replied, “Yes, I have a mental problem!”

 

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from The School
by Donald Barthelme

One day, we had a discussion in class. The children asked me, where did they go? The trees, the salamander, the tropical fish, Edgar, the poppas and mommas, Matthew and Tony, where did they go? And I said, I don’t know, I don’t know. And they said, who knows? and I said, nobody knows. And they said, is death that which gives meaning to life? And I said no, life is that which gives meaning to life. Then they said, but isn’t death, considered as a fundamental datum, the means by which the taken-for-granted mundanity of the everyday may be transcended in the direction of –
    I said, yes, maybe.
    They said, we don’t like it.
    I said, that’s sound.
    They said, it’s a bloody shame!
    I said, it is.
    They said, will you make love now with Helen (our teaching assistant) so that we can see how it is done? We know you like Helen.
    I do like Helen but I said that I would not.
    We’ve heard so much about it, they said, but we’ve never seen it.
    I said I would be fired and that it was never, or almost never, done as a demonstration. Helen looked out the window.
    They said, please, please make love with Helen, we require an assertion of value, we are frightened.

I said that they shouldn’t be frightened (although I am often frightened) and that there was value everywhere. Helen came and embraced me. I kissed her a few times on the brow. We held each other. The children were excited. Then there was a knock on the door, I opened the door, and the new gerbil walked in. The children cheered wildly.

 

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No door to balcony

 

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It’s been sixteen years since Goatwhore reared its menacing head from the swamplands of New Orleans, Louisiana — a city rife with urban tales of voodoo curses, witchcraft and hauntings by souls of the damned. Spawned by former Acid Bath/Crowbar guitarist Sammy Duet in 1997, their winding legacy follows a dramatic, at times traumatic, sequence of personnel changes, fatal injuries, paranormal activity, natural disasters, and a collection of other misadventures large and small. They say what doesn’t kill you… whether driven by an unwavering commitment to their craft, pure insanity, the divine powers of Satan or perhaps a combination of the three, Goatwhore forever perseveres, inadvertently establishing themselves as one the most consistently punishing live bands of the 21st century.

 

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16 artists’ “doors”


Rachel Whiteread


Alicja Kwade


Michelangelo Pistoletto


Jim Hodges


Gunilla Klingberg


Gerhard Richter


Robert Gober


Tom Burr


Matthew Brannon


Robert Motherwell


Gary Hume


Peter Blake


Ivan Navarro


Valentin Hertweck


Elmgreen & Dragset


Kader Attia

 

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Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door music that has been extended to play for half an hour.

 

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Door Jam Cuffs are great for stand-up sex. The quickest set-up ever! No installation! Will not leave any marks on doors! Place straps over the door, then close firmly. Opens the door to your fantasies. Great for travel to hotels and no-tell motels. Comes with one pair of cuffs and 2 door jam straps. Sports Cuffs are comfortable, adjustable, and sturdy. Fits almost any door. Easy on, easy off Velcro closures. Door Jam Cuffs Set is a registered trademark for Sportsheets. Keeping couples connected.

 

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Creaking door sound effects

 

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“Then Tex told me to go back into the house and write something on the door in one of the victim’s blood,” said Susan Atkins. He said, ‘Write something that would shock the world.’ And I got the towel with Sharon Tate’s blood, walked over to the door and with the towel I wrote pig on the door.”

 

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Secretive doors

 

 

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p.s. Hey. ** _Black_Acrylic, Hi, B. I’ve actually seen ‘A Short Film About Killing’, and I agree, it’s very good. And if one’s a Krzysztof Kieślowski fan, like me, it’s really interesting to see his handiwork in there. Thanks. ** Misanthrope, Those ‘Them’ shows were the last time I was there. Walking in NYC is so much better than subway-ing. Never been a fan of that particular underground transport. Ha. Sadly, I think I’ll be wearing what I always wear, rain or shine ** Dominik, Hi!!! Will do on the haunt sharesies. Oh gosh, you have to decorate for Halloween! Well, you don’t have to, but it sure would make your October better. Well, I guess that wouldn’t guarantee to make your October better but it couldn’t hurt? Well, I guess it could hurt since anything is possible. Still, do it and describe it. Please. The next time I bump into the CEO of BJD I’ll pretend I’m love and get that Vienna outlet open ASAP. Love gargling salt water just for fun, G. ** Jay, Thank you, Jay. That’s really rewarding to hear. I’m pink cheeked. Miike hits that spot, for sure. I’m glad you were charmed by the Dickie stuff. When I was kid/teen, we only had Super8 to work with, and, boy, that was a limiting little camera. Good day to you! ** Steve, The last thing I found by him was that 2020 film. I think he’s doing a lot of behind-the-scene work nowadays. We fly into NYC on Tuesday. I hope the anxiety has continued to make itself scarce. At least the Lower East Side can’t be as decimated as it was back in the 80s when death in some form or other seemed to be lurking behind every corner. ** Måns BT, Hey there, Måns! Me too re: the particular rush that work and work of its kind brings. You’re no longer a Bresson virgin! Fantastic! So much greatness ahead for you. Thank you about ‘Ugly Man’. I’m going through it right now looking for things to maybe read, and it’s an odd book, that one. I really like ‘A Crack-Up at the Race Riots’. I wish Korine had written or would write more fiction-type things. My week has mostly been getting ready for my lengthy upcoming trip and, as usual, trying to move the film forward. Someone is working on the SFX now, and that’s basically the final step in getting the film completely finished, so that’s very good. It’s been raining and raining here, although not at the moment, which is good, but I have a lot of walking I have to do today. Do you have any predetermined excitement in store for you this weekend? xoxo, a guy who’s not sure what side his bread is buttered on. ** Uday, I’ll bet. That it was wonderful, I mean. I wonder if she/they will come here. I wonder if they already have. I wonder if I’ll be here if they do. What are your Halloween possibilities? Are there things that aren’t just theme parties and gothy club nights? I don’t do costumes, or not since I was a young teen. I just look at costumes. I will spend my Halloween, meaning the weeks/days leading up to Halloween, going to haunted houses ion Los Angeles. That’s what I always do. On Halloween itself, I’ll be flying back to Paris, so I’ll spend it sitting on a plane and watching shitty movies. Yours will be better no matter what you do. ** HaRpEr, I would have guessed your day was hectic, but that sounds even more hectic than I imagined. Or I guess more laborious than hectic. I only eat food made/heated in a microwave, so I think you’ll be okay. ‘A three dimensional poem’, huh. What are you thinking of doing formally? Right, that famous pictured Bowie outfit. Yeah, I mean then you just have slick your hair back and do that makeup and plaster a runway model look on your face? ** Justin D, Hi, Justin. My pleasure on the Dickie front. It’s hard to find someone right now who isn’t talking about ‘The Substance’. I know that’s supposed to make me more intrigued to see it, but it just makes me want to watch anything else. My Thursday was okay. I saw some very good visiting friends, Alex and Adem, and otherwise just figured stuff out for my trip and the film screening and stuff. It was okay. Rained a lot. Did Friday work its legendary magical powers on you? ** Malik, Hey! I do have a small stack of Switch games I want to get to since I haven’t used the system in a few years now. I still haven’t dipped into the last ‘Zelda’ or ‘Pikmin’ even. I’ll see what I can find of ‘Sly Cooper’, thanks. Completely with you on the issues with festival anointed and, consequently, buzzy films. I’m so tired of films with overdressed, overworked surfaces and pro-forma edgy interiors that think functional dialogue is totally acceptable as long as the actors speak it with a trending kind of ‘tude. Or something. What’s there to lose, exactly. And the gain could be a lot more than just your own. ** Lucas, Hey! No, most of the principles I ended up using evolved over a long period of time and after a lot of experiments. I mean, I decided to write what would end up being the Cycle when I was fifteen, and I didn’t actually start writing until I was in my thirties, so it took a long time to figure out. I don’t really remember my first ideas. I’m sure they were wildly overreaching. Going into a work with only a vague idea can work just as well as heavily thinking something out. I mean, a lot of the time you don’t end up doing exactly what you wanted/planned to do because your actual talent gets in the way, so just letting an idea unfold as you’re doing the work can be the best way into a great idea, I think. Good, I’m glad you’re sorted mentally and emotionally about the possible visit. I’m okay, just getting myself ready for the travel and events and sneaking in some hanging out time with pals. Friday? How was yours? ** Right. I challenged myself to see if I could do a whole post about doors, and I guess I managed to make one, and now you are either its victims or its poor innocent bystanders or its bemused recipients. See you tomorrow.

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