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‘This is an actual occurance. I was writing my story when I heard a weird noise. It’s probably an animal under the house, but… I live in a trailer people, come on.’ — Bunbunsheart9

 

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‘27.09.2011, Chelyabinsk, 11:30 a.m. Light rain, 77 Fahrenheit. Unknown source of sound. Sounds like it is coming from the west, distance indeterminate.’ — MrTwinTV

 

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‘What created this strange sound in Earth’s Pacific Ocean? Pictured above is a visual representation of a loud and unusual sound, dubbed a Bloop, captured by deep sea microphones in 1997. In the above graph, time is shown on the horizontal axis, deep pitch is shown on the vertical axis, and brightness designates loudness. Although Bloops are some of the loudest sounds of any type ever recorded in Earth’s oceans, their origin remains unknown. The Bloop sound was placed as occurring several times off the southern coast of South America and was audible 5,000 kilometers away. Although the sound has similarities to those vocalized by living organisms, not even a blue whale is large enough to croon this loud. No further Bloops have been heard since 1997, although other loud and unexplained sounds have been recorded.’ — NASA

 

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‘It is real, my buddy who was filming with his HTC that he got, he had just gotten it on this day so he was testing the camera out to see how well the quality of it was outside, while I we were smoking out of nowhere this sound came from what sounded like the sky, as for the swearing, we were kinda freaked out and its part of our vocabulary so i apologise if its offensive to anyone, that was not the intention.’ — NASA

 

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‘this is happening to me on my realm it’s been happening since I started it’ — bennyboy40835

 

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‘Can anyone figure out what noise is it? It lasted for 30 minutes in front of my house, the passersby did not seem to notice the noise, so I recorded it to prove that it was not my illusion. The noise was ear deafening’ — gilligasad

 

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‘I had google home mini set up few month earlier and kind of forgot about it. Suddenly, out of blue, it starts making this scary breathing noise.’ — creativemusicians

 

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‘I turned my sound on when not many toons were in Donalds Dreamland, and then it made this sound! Listen to it! Its like every kind of animal/toon TALKING AT ONCE! What are they all talking about?’ — Bunbunsheart9

 

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‘Strange Sound Below Ground Just Before Virginia Quake in August 2011! felt like the ground was shaking! I just had someone contact me that wanted me to remove the video. They wanted to purchase it, the original copy, then, just today someone posted a copyright on this video claiming it was theirs!’ — makemesmile200

 

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‘this is a creepy voice that is heard occasionally when calling staci’s cell phone. Don’t know who it is. How it got there. It’s weird it wouldn’t just replace her 4 year old voice message, that never had that voice before. And i think it’s odd that it adds on to the back of it, and only sometimes!? i swear it’s real! you people saying it’s fake had better check yourself before you wreck yourself.’ — marlenep

 

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‘My son and I heard this strange sound again last night..camera was acting funny and went completely dead while shooting luckily it saved the video. This is the second time I have heard similar type of strange noise…really starting to freak me out. Maybe what they are saying about 2012 is true?’ — marlenep

 

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‘I recorded this sound 10 years ago, May 21st, 2001. I always kept the original wav file for myself, trying to discover where this sound was coming from, but I think, now, it’s time to share it with the internets. It lasted about 10 minutes IRL, but I only recorded a short part of it. I was 15 years old at that time, and this was the first time in my life, I shat in my pants.’ — weip

 

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‘A friend and I traveled to Richard, Louisiana, to visit Charlene Richard’s gravesite: we were greeted with an eerie noise.’ — Yuhi33

 

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‘hot water tap from hell.’ — Yuhi33

 

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‘Why is my stomach making this weird noise ? Stomach sounds like a waterbed when I push on it.’ — Yuhi33

 

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‘We were camping one evening and we woke up from our sleep and heard these strange sounds coming from the woods. listen closely its in the background noise. after the indecent me and my girlfriend left the area, and we both started having massive headaches for no apparent reason. I have never heard an animal make this kind of noise, you can’t hear it in the footage but there were also footprint sounds. the whole indecent lasted for about 10 min but i didn’t start recording until the end. If you know what this sound is please let me know.’ — thecardmaster77

 

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‘I recorded this sound yesterday outside my home in Moscow. I didn’t know what it was, and when I came on Youtube to post this video, I saw there were dozens of videos made by people all over the world in cities and in small towns who heard and recorded the same sound on the very same day. I thought it was just some construction workers even though there was no construction going on anywhere near where I live. But since the same sound has been heard almost in every country in the world, I’m very frightened now.’ — PhilipM0nroe

 

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‘Sleep Paralysis will be experienced by one in five people. Victims wake to find that they are paralyzed and unable to move or speak. I am one of them. These are the inexplicable sounds I hear when going into sleep paralysis. I couldn’t really recreate exactly what I heard, but I came pretty close. I believe this is perhaps the moment where your soul energy is disconnecting from the phisical mind and what I hear are brain impulses.’ — Chowzoo

 

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‘May 2020! Crazy Noises In Bryan, Texas!!😳🌩️👀 This has been going on for 45 minutes! What are these strange screams and sounds!? Aliens? End of times?’ — Codeine

 

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‘This is a a signal I recorded on 8-23-11 during the broadcast of Americas Got Talent in Sarasota on Comcast, on NBC channel 8, aired on an RCA crt television. I recorded it using an insignia ns-dv720pbl2 camera. Nothing is high tech about any of this equipment. Yet it seemed to record it pretty much as I heard it. When I would point my fingure is when it would be happening. It seemed to be at timed intervals but did not always appear on all shows. I notice it most on Saturday Night Live and Americas Got Talent more than most shows. I think it may occur during live shows mostly. I wonder is it HAARP, some other MIND CONTROL, a DIGITAL ARTIFACT, or part of my personal PSYCHOSIS.’ — Myakka Chopper

 

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‘I was awoken by a sound like a train passing by my house. This is strange as where I live in southern Sweden there are no train tracks. I looked out the window and saw nothing. The sound seemed to come from the sky. The loud “train”noise went away, but in the background I could still hear sounds that sounded like whale noises and metallic bangs. I tried recording the sound and the two first times I failed (apparently, I never recorded anything). During this time I heard the train noise TWO more times. One of these times it was so loud I had to cover my ears. No airplanes where visible at the time. It was dark outside (00:10 at night something). The third time I tried recording the whale noises had almost faded completly, but I managed to get one (perhaps three if you count the third sound clip) sound on tape. I also managed to get one “train” noise but it was not as loud as the others had been (I’m not bothering to post it).Minutes later i heard two large bangs followed by a low rumbling noise, so I wipped out my recorder and caught this.’ — Skogsraaet

 

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‘I heard a strange sound from my dish of food (which is audible on this video). I checked the food but noticed that the sound was actually coming from what looked like a mark in the dish. There was also a stream of bubbles emanating from this “mark”.’ — gangstalked1

 

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‘A wooden mask that was hanging on the wall since March 2014 suddenly started making ticking sounds!! It looks like it is made from solid wood, I first thought it’s something in the wall, yet it’s definitely coming from inside the mask! 6-7 or 8 clicks followed by pause of a couple of seconds. Cat was intrigued for a few minutes, now lost interest.’ — Yuhi33

 

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‘Strange eerie electronic sounds from old TV’ — Yuhi33

 

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‘Had to do an investigation last night of strange noises reported at around 2200 hrs. First was thought of equipment in distress, but everything sounded normal. TX nameplate made some intermittand oscillations. Did a Zellweger run in case that was noticeable. but all was normal.’

 

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‘Strange SOUNDS in the SKY! ~ HAARP?!? End Times!??’

 

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‘Veteran runner strange noises!!!!’

 

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‘Listen to the real screams of hell. Recorded in a remote part of Siberia during a deep-earth drilling assignment.’

 

 

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p.s. Hey. ** David Ehrenstein, Hi. I think when I originally made the post I was only looking for people who would be considered visual artists. Everyone, If you’re in the LA area and would like to purchase a TEAC reel-to-real tape recorder A-33009X-2T for the bargain price of $200 get in touch with David Ehrenstein: [email protected] ** Misanthrope, Thanks. Hopefully it’ll be easy-peasy and not too lingeringly painful. Your mom is toughness central, and hopefully her body knows enough not to fuck around with her too much. I’m a big ‘it’ll go away’ guy, and usually that’s how it works. This little bump/lump thwarted me, the bastard. ** Jack Skelley, Jelley! Right, I think Lewis’s piece is how I originally found out about the Duncan work. Singular. ** Ian, Hi, Ian! Great to see you, sir. And thanks about the post. Holy moly, big congratulations on your new kid! Wow, that’s huge. And Florian is such a good name. I have a number of friends named Florian, and they’re very cool to a one. And all artists, actually. Man, enjoy how amazing and intense that’s going to be. Awesome. I’m okay, still beset with film funding travails and stress, but not for too much longer. And working on this and that, and trying to enjoy an overly hot Paris stuffed with tourists, which I am. Tourists are so wide-eyed. It’s kind of pretty. You take care too, Dad. ** Dominik, Hi!!! I hope it lived up. Ah, okay, re: your bro. A partner in the good kind of crime. Me too, but they used to be called banana milkshakes. But I guess they don’t use milk anymore? I guess smoothies use, like, yoghurt of some shit? I am going to make my mouth find out. Love’s a kinky fella, don’t you know. Or mine is. Is that true about shit pills? So, does that mean passive scat guys have particularly excellent stomachs and digestive systems? Because that’s not something I would have predicted. So, if sloths ruled the world that would mean we could do all kinds of crazy, illegal stuff and they would just stare at us and go, ‘whaaa?’ ‘huhhh?’. I’m down for that. Love replacing every police officer with the robot from ‘Lost in Space’, G. ** Steve Erickson, Is John Hinckley’s folk music dull? I’ve been wondering. But not enough to actually listen to it. But I guess I should. I want to see the new ‘Thor’ but on an airplane. Everyone, Steve has reviewed ‘Thor: Love and Thunder’. Did he like it? What’s your guess, or … let’s find out together, shall we? See you over here. ** Nightcrawler, Hi, nocturnal sneaky traverser. I think that was supposedly the intent with the animal using artists, and seemingly they were at least somewhat successful, given that their stuff got to you (and me too) without us launching a social media campaign against them? Well, I shouldn’t speak for you. Anyway, yeah, and how’s it? ** Okay. I thought it might be nice to spend some time today listening to various unexplained noises and feeling somewhat eerie about at least some of them. See you tomorrow.

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John Duncan’s Blind Date
04/06/80

TIJUANA – In May of 1980, the artist John Duncan performed what would be the most controversial and life-changing artistic act of his career, Blind Date, in which he travelled to Tijuana to purchase a female corpse, with which he had sex. Six weeks later (the minimum waiting period) he had a vasectomy so that ‘the last potent seed I had was spent in a cadaver.’ Blind Date was ‘performed in order to torture myself, physically and psychically … There was nothing erotic about it, there was no pleasure involved … it was not act of self-indulgence … I felt that I had failed at love and decided to torture myself, to punish myself as much as I possibly could. I had this focused determination to suffer.’

Driving home he found he was unable to weep, he was beyond weeping. After the vasectomy, Duncan arranged for a public listening to a tape recording he had made of Blind Date, during which he explained he ‘wanted to show what can happen to men that are trained to ignore their emotions’ and that the recording was made ‘to render any further self-torture of this kind, especially psychic self-torture, unnecessary for anyone to perform as a creative act.’

Aside from the immense risk to his mental and physical health, with Blind Date Duncan risked his artistic reputation. And indeed, the feminist network in Los Angeles saw to it his work was informally banned there, and made him a pariah. Even his closest friends turned against him. — Times Quotidian

 

 

Jordan As Hindley In Controversial Image
02/02/10

LONDON — Model Katie Price’s face has been imposed on to a picture of Moors Murderer Myra Hindley for an exhibition which opens this week. Entitled Public Enemy Number One, the controversial image sees the model fused on to the distinctive black and white police mugshot of Hindley taken in the 1960s.

Irish artist Kevin Sharkey was inspired to create the image after Price, also known as Jordan, was voted the most hated woman in Britain. “When I think of ‘hated’ women, the first person who comes to mind is Myra Hindley,” the artist says. “I think the macabre black and white police photograph of her from the 1960s is the epitome of evil. So I set about merging that iconic image with Katie’s face, and I hope when people look at it they will immediately realise the two women are poles apart.” Mr Sharkey says he is not looking to defend Jordan, but he hopes he can make people think more seriously about the way they react to celebrities.

Relatives of the Moors Murderers’ victims have condemned the picture. John Kilbride was abducted and murdered by Myra Hindley and Ian Brady in 1963, when he was 12 years old. His brother Danny told Sky News: “It is about time these people grew up. An artist with real talent doesn’t need to resort to tactics like this.” — Sky News

 

 

Artist Gregor Schneider plans to put dying person on show
04/22/08

MUNICH — German artist Gregor Schneider plans to exhibit a dying person as the focus of an upcoming show. The artist, whose previous works have included a disturbing recreation of family life in two identical houses in the East End of London and a 20-year project to transform his parents’ former house, said his aim was “to show the beauty of death”.

Schneider claims to have found a doctor in Dusseldorf who will help him find a volunteer willing to die in public in the name of art, according to the Art Newspaper. “Unfortunately today, death and the road to death are about suffering. Coming to terms with death as I plan it can take away the pain of dying for us,” the artist told the online edition of Die Welt.

Politicians and curators are in a state of uproar about Mr Schneider’s plans. “The dying person would determine everything in advance, he would be the absolute centre of attention,” said Mr Schneider. “Everything will be done in consultation with the relatives, and the public will watch the death in an appropriately private atmosphere.”

In 2000, Schneider himself feigned death as part of a show in Haus Esters Museum in Krefeld. He was awarded the Golden Lion for Sculpture at the Venice Biennale the following year for ‘Dead House ur’, a reconstruction of his parents’ home. He is currently showing an installation in Paris consisting of a series of rooms of decreasing size. Visitors make their way through the installation alone, and are filmed as they do so. — Telegraph.co.uk

 

 

Weatherston portrait might be art but we don’t have to like it
02/24/10

WELLINGTON — It was a face behind a crime that appalled the nation. Now it is a work of art. A portrait of Clayton Weatherston is one of 93 works competing in the Adam Portraiture Award, opening in Wellington tomorrow. Stretching 2.5 metres high, Liam Gerrard’s charcoal and acrylic work captures a man who dominated the national news last year, as Weatherston stood trial for the 2008 murder of his former girlfriend, Sophie Elliott, 22, whom he stabbed 216 times. Miss Elliott’s father, Gil, said he had not known the portrait was being painted and suggested the title “The Epitome of Evil” might be a suitable one. “It would have been better to have done a nice one of Sophie.”

Gerrard, 25, whose first solo exhibition late last year included a portrait of David Bain, who was acquitted on charges of murdering his family, said he chose Weatherston because “I was interested in doing a villain. The guidelines for the award were just to do an actual New Zealander. I just thought I’d try a bad guy. I went for the most hated man in the country, or he was at that time.” Gerrard said he did not expect anyone to buy the work. “As far as anyone having it on their wall, I highly doubt it. Except maybe a collector.” National Portrait Gallery director Avenal McKinnon said the portrait was probably the most contentious subject to appear in the biennial competition. “You could, in some countries, say artists are not allowed to paint bad people or murderers. But in New Zealand we have this wonderful freedom, it’s what democracy is all about.” — The Dominion Post

 

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The Murderer as Snow White
01/19/04

STOCKHOLM — On Saturday night, the Israeli ambassador to Sweden, Zvi Mazel, damaged an “art exhibit” glorifying a Palestinian terrorist at the Stockholm’s Historical Museum. The ambassador dismantled the electrical cables connecting the spotlights and threw one of them into some water.

Titled “Snow White and the Madness of Truth,” the exhibit consisted of a small ship carrying a picture of Islamic Jihad bomber Hanadi Jaradat (who was a lawyer and mother of two) sailing, “with the smile of an angel,” in a rectangular pool filled with red-colored water. Jaradat killed herself and 22 others, including Israeli Arabs and a number of Israeli Jewish children, in a suicide bombing on October 4, 2003, at Maxim’s jointly-owned Jewish-Arab restaurant in Haifa, Israel.

As background music to his exhibit, the “artist,” Dror Feiler, mixed music from Bach’s 199 Cantata “My Heart Swims in Blood.” Tel Aviv-born Feiler is well-known as a self-hating Israeli active in radical circles in Sweden where he lives. His Swedish wife Gunilla Skoeld Feiler, helped create the instillation.

Dror Feiler told Israel Radio on Sunday that Mazel was “an intellectual midget, his actions were similar to those of a stall owner in a third world country.”

When Mazel pulled the plugs on the installation on Saturday night, Feiler approached him angrily, shouting in Hebrew, “You’re doing exactly what you do in Nablus. This is a free country and I can say what I want to say here, not like you in your apartheid country.”

Zvi Mazel is unrepentant about his actions. “My wife and I stood there and began to tremble,” he told the Israeli Ynet Internet site. “There was the terrorist, wearing perfect makeup and sailing placidly along the rivers of blood of my brothers and the families that were murdered. My whole body trembled when I saw a female terrorist like Snow White in the exhibition.” — Mideast Media Dispatch

 

 

Loyalist killer to seek lottery aid for artist colony
10/21/03

LONDON — The convicted murderer Michael Stone, who killed three people in a gun and grenade attack in Belfast’s Milltown Cemetery in 1988, is hoping to spend up to £1 million to convert a country house into workshops and studios for budding artists.

Although Stone, a former builder who learnt how to paint during 12 years inside the Maze prison, has made a fortune from his art and the proceeds of an autobiography, he disclosed yesterday that he intends to apply for public money to set up the art centre.

Among those who have bought or have been given his work are Mo Mowlam, the former Northern Ireland Secretary, and Charles Saachi, the advertising mogul. Stone’s work, which has become popular thanks to his notoriety, sells for between £500 and £25,000 per piece.

The former terrorist, who has exhibited his work in Belfast and is hoping to be nominated for next year’s Turner Prize with a sculpture made of up to 2,000 pigs’ ears, told The Times that he has put an offer on a large house in rural Co Down outside Belfast.

Stone has become such a cult figure that he has even been signed by a special agency offering former criminals as after-dinner speakers at up to £2,500 a time. He is currently writing a fictional thriller about a freelance assassin who travels to London to kill Islamist terrorists. He is also co-writing a book, designed to be a counter-terrrorist handbook, with a former member of the British Army. — The Times

 

 

Protests Against Starving Dog Art Exhibition
03/17/08

COSTA DEL SOL — The Costa Rican ‘artist’ Guillermo Vargas Habacuc is alleged to have paid some children to chase and catch an abandoned dog. He is said to have tied the animal by a very short rope to the wall of an art gallery in Managua and left it there for several days, without food or water, until it died. During this time, many people visited the art gallery, paying absolutely no attention to the torment of the dying dog. Photographs of the so-called exhibition can be found on the Internet.

The prestigious Central American Biennial exhibition incomprehensibly decided to consider this barbarous act as art, and Habacuc has been invited to repeat his cruel action at the Biennial of 2008 in Honduras.

In his defence, the artist has claimed that what he was attempting to prove was that those who saw the suffering of the dog just walked on by and that if it had been left on the street to die, no-one would have even known of its existence. It has also been reported that the dog did not die but escaped, and that it had been fed by Vargas and was only tied up during the gallery opening times. It has not been possible to confirm this. — Euro Weekly News

 

 

Swedish artist connected to Belgian child killer
06/08/10

LULEA — Angelina Elander, a 40-year-old singer and artist from Luleå in northern Sweden, has featured in a series of reports in Flemish and French language media sources which describe her as the “lover” and “admirer” of De Gelder, the 21-year-old man who killed three and seriously injured six more in an attack on a nursery in the town of Dendermonde in January 2009.

Elander is reported by Belgian newspaper La Capitale to have penned a slew of letters expressing her affection for the convicted killer, going as far as to submit an application for employment at his Bruges prison. On her blog, Kosmonaut Planemo, Elander has published her letters and other material pertaining to the De Gelder case and she is also reported by La Capitale to have opened a petition to free the killer.

Passages cited by the commercial Flemish television channel VTM include: “Oh, my darling. Did you really do all this pour moi? You shouldn’t have. *blushing* I feel harmony. I feel at peace with the universe. I think my boobs have grown.” — The Local

 

 

Marvin Francis’s Paper Trail
11/26/06

LOUISVILLE – Marvin Francis’s studio is cell A-10 in Kentucky’s maximum security prison, and his medium is dissolved toilet paper. He buys Charmin from “the outside,” he says, because “the stuff in here is a little rough.”Before Marvin Francis was sentenced in 1986 to life without parole for 25 years for murdering a Hopkinsville grocer during a robbery, he had never picked up a paintbrush or set foot inside a museum. “Art had never entered my life,” he said.

Now, his disturbing sculptures of life behind bars using only the limited materials of toilet paper, wood, glue, and acrylic paint fetch prices of as much as $3,000 each.

And competing with 55 other self-taught artists from around the world, Francis, 46, recently won first place in a juried competition for sculptors sponsored by Gallery 24 in Berlin, Europe’s leading gallery for undiscovered artists. Shows will follow in Paris and New York, where his work already is part of the American Folk Art Museum’s collection.

“You can’t help but be blown away by the world he creates with the contents of a wastepaper basket,” said sculptor Bob Morgan, owner of Lexington’s Gallery Soleil, which sponsored a one-man show by Francis in 2004. “That alone would make him worthy of note.” — Louisville Courier Journal

 

 

Artist to Feed Murderer to Goldfish
09/02/08

COPEHNAGEN—Controversy-seeking Danish-based artist Marco Evaristti has convinced a convict on death row in Texas to allow Evaristti to grind up his body and feed it to goldfish for an artwork should he be executed as planned, reports the Art Newspaper.

“My aim is to first deep freeze Gene’s body and then make fish food out of it. Visitors to my exhibition will be able to feed goldfish with it,” said Evaristti, who has visited Gene Hathorn, 47, a convicted murderer, in prison several times. Hathorn has been awaiting execution since being found guilty of murdering his father, stepmother, and stepbrother in 1985.

Chilean-born Evaristti has courted controversy with his work before. In 2000, he addressed mortality and the dark side of human nature by showing live goldfish in 10 electric blenders and inviting visitors to the exhibition to switch them on. In 2004, he explored issues of territory and environmental protection by painting an iceberg in Greenland red. — Artinfo

 

 

Armless artist’s headbutt kills man
09/18/07

SNELLVILLE, Ga. — Police are investigating the death of a man who collapsed after he was head-butted by an armless man in a fight over a woman. Snellville Police Chief Roy Whitehead said the two men, Charles Keith Teer and William Russell Redfern, scuffled Monday afternoon in the driveway of a suburban Atlanta home.

Police say Redfern, who was born with no right arm and only a short stump for his left arm, kicked Teer and Teer hit Redfern during the fight, which was due to long-standing bad blood over a woman who once dated Teer and now dates Redfern. After bystanders separated them, Redfern “came back and head-butted (Teer) one time,” Whitehead said. Teer complained of feeling dizzy, collapsed and died, Whitehead said.

Known by the nickname “Rusty,” Redfern made a name for himself in the late 1980s for pen and ink drawings he does using his foot. According to the Web site for VSA Arts — an affiliate of the John F. Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts that promotes and showcases artists with disabilities — Redfern’s drawings take one to six months to complete. — msnbc

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p.s. Hey. ** _Black_Acrylic, Hi, Ben. I’m happy that your situation is on the move upwards. I have no doubt you’ll be the cool young ruler of the roost for as long as you’re interned in that way station. ** David Ehrenstein, After watching that clip, I definitely need more coffee, ha ha. ** Dominik, Hi!!! My, of course, pleasure. Yeah, I just read that our miserable heatwave is traveling eastward in your direction. Hopefully it’ll lose most of its stream by the time it barges into your world. So your bro is your new roommate? Like, long term? I don’t generally gravitate to smoothies. Or I mean I don’t seek them out. Having grown up drinking milkshakes, I’ve never gotten used to drinking liquids with thick consistencies that taste like fruit. But when I do, I usually want some friendly banana in them. I think they’re probably really delicious in a heatwave. What a handy and magical sweater your love had on. Love making the groundbreaking if unsavory discovery that eating vomit cures cancer, G. ** Jack Skelley, Skelley without the S and with the first name Mike! Sweet Thurston squib! What a dude. I need to read ‘Walt Disney’s Head’, like, ravenously. ‘Balloon’, right! And thank god not the Red one. ‘Til the cows come home, buddy! ** Misanthrope, True story. Maybe if the anti-abortion crazies could be made to understand that pulling plants out of the ground before they’ve had their natural time to fall out on their own accord is tantamount to aborting a plant-based fetus, plants could be saved. Oh, man, I really hope for the best possible outcome for your mom. That’s scary. I’ve had this weird bump on my forehead for about five weeks that hasn’t gone away and looks kind of like a pimple on steroids, and of course it’s been stressing me, but I went to a dermatologist yesterday who said it’s not cancer, it’s some benign relative of cancer, so … whew, but I still have to have it surgically removed tomorrow, grr. ** Steve Erickson, I hope your Death Valley was as short lived as ours was. I did read about Jafar Panahi’s sentence. How unbelievably fucking shocking and yet not shocking at all tragically. I actually know one of the people behind that 35mm site, and, yeah, it’s terrific. ** Erotica, At first I thought you meant as in Madonna. Yep, yep, I totally agree with you. It’s always shocking to me when otherwise thoughtful, nuanced people become simplistic dunderheads when discussing politics. And, yeah, I learned long ago that an author and their work are tangential. Take me, obviously, or even an ‘ultra-extremist’ like Peter Sotos who’s just the nicest guy IRL. But I guess it’s the same weird problem as with politics or something. ** Robert, It’s weird that we can drench ourselves. I guess it’s not weird technically, but it’s still weird. Good weird, I guess. I have a friend who has fucked up sweat glands and barely sweats a drip even in the hottest weather, and she says it is not a plus whatsoever. Man, best of luck keeping up the traction on your novel. Stay inspired whatever that takes. Excellent! *cheerleading sounds* ** Okay. Here’s another old, defunct post that I decided to shove back into the world at large. See you tomorrow.