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Guy Maddin Day *

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‘Over the course of a career that has spanned nearly two decades and 25 films, both short and feature, filmmaker Guy Maddin has provided his viewers with more than their fair share of unique, cinematic moments. To provide just one example, in Tales from the Gimli Hospital (1988), his first feature film, the audience is allowed to watch as one of the director’s many eccentric characters, a male who is attempting to make himself more attractive to the ladies relaxing on a nearby beach, disappears behind a dilapidated building, troubled that his hair is dry and in such a mess. At this point, the audience may expect that some grooming is in order, but most first time viewers could never predict how such a grooming process will eventually unfold. Out of sight from the women, the character manages to find a shiny, dead fish, which he then squeezes frantically over his head, until its guts are wretched open, spilling fish oil all over the man’s hair. The character soon reemerges, hair slicked back and full of fish oil. He is now ready to properly swoon the ladies still lying on the sands of Gimli beach.

‘Keeping such a distinct image of a fish in mind, it may be appropriate to consider the career of Maddin in relation to the old cliché about the size of a fish as being relative to the size of the pond that it lives in. In the pond of the Manitoba film industry, he is easily the biggest fish there is. Since making his first short in 1986, titled The Dead Father, Maddin’s reputation has, for the most part, only continued to grow with each subsequent project. The fact that he has remained a resident of his hometown, the provincial capital of Winnipeg, throughout his entire life, has only added to his recognition as a Manitoba filmmaker.

‘Within the pond that is the Canadian film industry, Maddin as fish becomes a bit smaller, having to make room for bigger fish that arrived before him, such as David Cronenberg as well as filmmakers that emerged on the scene at around the same time as Maddin, but have perhaps managed to achieve more far reaching success, at least in their attempts to capture both an international audience, as well as international, critical recognition. Atom Egoyan would be the most obvious example of a successful contemporary director who lives and works in Canada, but whose recognition extends well beyond Canada’s borders.

‘That said, Maddin’s exposure has grown considerably in the past few years. In 2000, as part of the Toronto Film Festival’s twentieth anniversary celebration, 20 Canadian filmmakers, including Maddin, Cronenberg, and Egoyan, were each commissioned to make a short film. The resulting twenty shorts randomly played before feature films throughout the entire festival. By the festival’s conclusion, Maddin’s short, titled The Heart of the World, a six minute, furiously edited, black-and-white masterpiece, was considered by many festival goers and critics to have been not only the best short to play at that year’s festival, but to have been the best film of any length to play during the entire festival run. Since the release of The Heart of the World, he has continued to work steadily, completing several short films, as well as a pair of feature films, one of which is to be released later this year. Co-written by Maddin’s long-time writing partner, George Toles, as well as Kazuo Ishiguro, Booker Prize winning author of The Remains of the Day, The Saddest Music in the World (2003), may well turn out to be the film that shows the world what many Manitobans and Canadians, as well as several cinephiles and professional film critics from around the world, have already known for years: that Guy Maddin is one of the most original, important filmmakers working today, regardless of geography or genre.

‘Born in 1956, Maddin seemed destined to live a life that would breed uniqueness and eccentricity at every turn. His father was a prominent hockey coach, as well as the business manager of Canada’s national team, while his mother ran a beauty salon named Lil’s Beauty Shop. And so, Maddin would spend many of his childhood days at either the Winnipeg Arena, seeing some of hockey’s all-time greats both in practice and behind-the-scenes, or else he could be found playing with his older brother and friends at his mother’s beauty salon. Even the way that Maddin tells stories about himself and his family, from receiving a piggy-back ride from Bing Crosby, to getting a cold from a cousin that resulted in a neurological infection and the permanent, persistent sensation of feeling like he is constantly being touched by ghosts all over his body, to finding out that his father was blinded in one eye as a child, because his father’s mother had attempted to hold her son against her breast, but had accidentally poked his eye out with the pin from an open broach, indicates that Maddin either possesses an especially keen eye for life’s little oddities, or else he has genuinely experienced what many people would consider an existence filled with extreme unusualness.

‘When Maddin was still a young boy, his older brother committed suicide, and while he does not often talk about it, suicide has certainly become a prominent theme that runs throughout his body of work. For that matter, fathers with missing eyes also frequently appear as characters in Maddin’s films, and so, no matter how fictional and exotic the director’s landscapes may seem, they are often fused with pieces of his own autobiographical history.

‘After graduating with a degree in economics from the University of Winnipeg, Maddin worked as both a bank teller, as well as a house painter, while meeting people whose friendships would serve him well, especially in terms of being able to eventually get his first films made and distributed. As fellow Winnipeg filmmaker, John Paizs, tells it, Maddin and himself would spend entire weekends at the house of fellow friend Steve Snyder, before any sort of formal film school existed in Winnipeg, and would watch hours upon hours of films on videotape and 16mm projection. Eventually, Paizs would go on to make several excellent short and feature films of his own (Springtime in Greenland [1981], Crimewave [1985]), while Snyder would go on to teach film studies as a professor in what would eventually become the University of Manitoba’s film studies department.

‘Even as Maddin was watching his friends make and teach about films, he had yet to make any sort of film on his own. However, in 1985, with the creation of a cable access television show, titled Survival!, in which Maddin played a character named “Concerned Citizen Stan”, while acting alongside his eventual producing partner, roommate, and friend, Greg Klymkiw, the seeds of his creativity began to show some definite signs of life. That same year, Steve Snyder, after screening several shorts that he had made while attending a filmmaking school in San Francisco, California, told Maddin that with the right equipment, he too could make a film just like the ones he had just seen. And so, Maddin finally decided that it was time to write and direct a film that he could call his very own.

‘The resulting film, a 26 minute short, titled The Dead Father, is by far Maddin’s clunkiest work, in terms of both technical prowess and narrative smoothness, and yet, at the same time, the film does not come across as the work of someone who had never written a screenplay or touched a camera before making it. In fact, with his first film, he managed to lay down the framework for so much of what would become his later, consistent style. In The Dead Father, he reveals an obsession with black-and-white cinematography, an interest in opening his films with a series of constantly moving shots—a technique that he has continued to employ in several of his subsequent works—as well as the use of only a singular light source to illuminate his shots. Maddin has actually said that the rationale behind many of these choices is quite simple. By repeatedly opening his films with a moving camera, he easily gets the viewer’s attention from the first shot of the film. As far as lighting is concerned, Maddin has admitted that while he tried to use the traditional three-key lighting set-up that so many first time filmmakers read about in technical handbooks, while making his first film, all that he would end up with were three shadows of one nose on each actor’s face. Since then, he has employed a single light source technique in most of his films, or at least the illusion of a single light source.’ — Jason Woloski

 

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Further

Guy Maddin’s Site
Guy Maddin @ IMDb
Guy Maddin on his surreal seances and sexploitation remakes
‘Vertigo’ Revisited: Guy Maddin Explores Hitchcock’s Classic With Found Footage
Lost in the Funhouse: A Conversation with Guy Maddin and Evan Johnson
THE QUINTESSENTIAL GUY MADDIN
The Sharp Amnesias of Guy Maddin
The Cinema of Guy Maddin
« La Chambre interdite » : les fantômes de Guy Maddin
Guy Maddin on The Saddest Music in The World and His Interactive Seances
Guy Maddin: ‘I wanted to cure myself of myself’
Guy Maddin interviewed @ The Quietus
Guy Maddin Talks About ‘The Artist’ Stealing His Thunder as a Silent Film Director
Guy Maddin interviewed @ The Believer
A Fairy Tale Childhood
Guy Maddin talks about blurring fact, fiction, yesterday, and tomorrow
Monochrome melodramatist Guy Maddin revives himself with a shot of colour
Seances: Guy Maddin’s film generator is an endless cinematic experience
Guy Maddin: The most accessible film avant-gardist
Extending a Sense of Malfunction
From a Safe Distance: Guy Maddin Stills His Lens with Collage
Guy Maddin on Bring Me the Head of Alfredo Garcia

 

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Extras


Guy Maddin Documentary – Waiting for Twilight


Guy Maddin: My Dad is 100 Years Old


Guy Maddin talks about his editing style


Guy Maddin’s DVD Picks


Guy Maddin Interview (Excerpt)

 

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Interview

CE: What are the Hauntings?

Guy Maddin: Hauntings are film narratives that haunt me. In most cases, they are films lost to film history. About 80% of all silent films ever made are lost. Films made in the art form’s early years were poorly stored in less than ideal conditions. The years often turned these movies into a vinegar-smelling gelatin. Just as often, silent film product was cleared off a studio’s shelves and destroyed – in staff picnic bonfires or by getting dumped in the ocean – just to make room for the next year’s product. If the films survived either of these fates, a shipping error or projection booth holocaust would consign a print to oblivion. Canonical and not-so-canonical films alike were lost in this fashion. Sometimes a director would go mad and destroy his or her own work, or simply leave it on a subway train or a stranger’s doorstep, abandoned like a baby in a dumpster, vaguely hoping perhaps someone might find it and make a good home for the unwanted thing. No matter how, pictures got lost. These are the film narratives with no known final resting place. They are doomed to wander in limbo over the murkiest landscapes of cinema history, no one ever quite recognizing them, no one ever getting anything more than a fleeting fragmentary glimpse of these sad narratives. They are miserable, haunting… and haunting. These films haunt me because I need to see them and I can’t. Some of these films are by Murnau (who made ten now lost films), Hitchcock, Lang, Warhol, Frampton, Tourneur – even Terrence Malick has a short film – made in his youth – that is only rumored to have been screened. All these titles haunt me.

I figured the only way I could satisfy my compulsion to see these narratives would be to remake them myself. I decided I could invoke them in séance-like conditions produced in a dark studio atmosphere. I could make my own short-film adaptations from synopses or reviews I’d dug up concerning the lost films during nocturnal researches into the subject. My partner Evan Johnson and I dug up over 200 titles of lost films. In addition, I realized that I was also haunted by aborted, mutilated and unrealized movies that cram the bloody margins of film history. Therefore, we included some especially powerful titles that fell under this banner, ones whose non-existence tortured us most. Then we decided to make them all.

CE: In total, how many lost, unrealized and aborted film ideas have you and Evan Johnson uncovered?

GM: We have found exactly 1024. We took that number as a sign to quit looking because there are 1024 megabytes in a gigabyte. That’s got to be good luck!!!

CE: That is clear and precise logic, pure and simple. What are some of your favourite lost, unrealized or aborted films that you have uncovered?

GM: I love Oscar Micheaux, who worked from the late teens till the 40s during last century. He is often described as the black Ed Wood (unfairly, to both Micheaux and Wood). Micheaux would finance his films by selling bibles door-to-door. He would show the films by four-walling them, namely, by renting out space in which to project his films, then he both sold and redeemed tickets himself. He made a living in this fashion and also struggled to get the first films made entirely by African-American producers, writers, crew and actors out into the world. Alas, so many of his titles are gone, probably lost forever. I needed, needed, desperately needed to see these films and finally, sadly, came to the conclusion that in order to see them I would have to remake them myself. Most of his films involved moral conflicts endured by African Americans who can pass for white and therefore were free from racism, but in doing so they always would leave loved ones behind. It is endlessly fascinating and painful stuff. Since I decided that hauntings are race and gender-blind, the stories are reconfigured – by Robert Kotyk, Evan Johnson and myself – so that characters who once passed for white are now passing for something else altogether. I love the sudden elasticity of this metaphor for passing – very Douglas Sirk. I’m not trying to steal the African-American film away from Micheaux and keep them in my greedy white hands; I just want to honour the great man without resorting to literal imitation while exploring the possible stretch quotient of his plots and metaphors. I think Douglas Sirk was already onto this idea that everyone passes, or attempts to pass, in his Imitation of Life (1959). Utterly fascinating!

CE: Although I don’t feel this question is really relevant in 2011, I’m sure there is at least one film student or bureaucratic minded reader who is just dying to know, do you think there will be any rights issues?

GM: No, not really.

CE: Speaking of asking for permission, did John Waters ever give you permission to make any of his lost, unrealized or aborted films. I would love to see Water’s aborted Dorothy, The Kansas City Pothead!

GM: No, and he kept evading the issue when I brought it up over and over during my Border Crossings interview with him. He’s slippery that way. I don’t blame him for not wanting another director to make his unrealized or lost pictures, especially if that filmmaker is me! I don’t want to mess with any living directors anyway. They have feelings, they’re much more easily hurt than the dead.

CE: On that note, although you are paying homage to the original directors, you are still altering their intended vision. Do you feel that the original directors may be haunted by your version of their film?

GM: I don’t believe in ghosts normally, but when I hold a camera in my hands I do. I hope my re-filming of their work disturbs them, however, I’m merely paying homage to a dead spirit, through an act of fraudulence, through a mountebank’s séance, by invoking an artificial facsimile of that dead object. I’m as big of a charlatan as the most crooked medium who ever duped a grieving relative. Winnipeg’s famous dabbler in the occult, Dr. Hamilton, started out trying to contact his dead son. Somewhere he quit trying to do that and instead turned all his energies to fooling or enchanting others. The séance reminds me of filmmaking in that respect. Genuine emotions can be sought and earned even though the work of a charlatan. We all know that film is an artifact of artifice, a species of a lie.

CE: Given that filmmakers are prone to deceiving, have you stumbled across any filmography padding?

GM: Some people think that Hollis Frampton never made Clouds Like White Sheep (1962) and that he just made up both its existence and its loss on that NY streetcar. I chose to reshoot it anyway since I am just as haunted by its possible existence as I am by its possible loss.

CE: I even conjecture that some supposedly lost films are actually not in fact lost. For instance, I recently uncovered a few of James Benning’s erotic films that are considered “lost”, namely Gleem (1974) and An Erotic Film (1975). Since these are the only films in his entire filmography – in addition to 57 (1973) – that have been lost, something tells me this was intentional. Have you ever wanted to lose any of your films?

GM: I have lost a few of my films. I melted the only tape of my 1995 TV exercise The Hands of Ida at a picnic. Too bad, it had a few good friends in it, but I needed to destroy it in a black magic ceremony because this was the first film I made strictly for money ($5000), and the first film I made with producer Ritchard Findlay. This film triggered the first profound depression of my life – all these damned good reasons for throwing the cassette into Satan’s flaming asshole. I had a great time making the movie, but all too often one has a great time doing business with Satan. Twilight of the Ice Nymphs (1997) should really be lost as well, although I am happy to have met two great characters while working on it – Shelley Duvall and Frank Gorshin. If I had made a play with them instead I still could have gotten to know them and there would be no aide memoire linking me to such a terrible time.

CE: Twilight is easily my least favourite of your work, however, it might have actually worked better as a play. On the other hand, The Heart of the World (2000) is my favourite of your films, in fact, it is easily one of my favourite films. Wasn’t Heart of the World a partially realized Abel Gance film? Have you found any of his other lost films?

GM: Yes. Making Heart of the World was my way of seeing the partially lost Gance film La Fin du monde (1931). It exists in highly mutilated form. Also, my short film Odilon Redon (1995) was my attempt at remaking what I thought was a lost Gance film, La roue (1923). I later found out that the film was never actually lost, it just wasn’t available on VHS. Gance has a number of lost films and a number of unrealized projects since he was considered far too mad to trust with money, so his grandest visions went unrealized.

CE: Who will be acting in the Hauntings?

GM: I’m hoping to get a rep company of actors in each city. In Paris, I’ll have 20 French actors, plus Louis Negin. In NY, I’ll have 20 New Yorkers, plus Udo Kier! I will cast these people out of my pool of FaceBook friends. I hate headshots, but I love FB photo albums. One can learn a lot about a way a person will look on film by looking through thousands of snaps taken during drunken frat parties.

CE: Are you still using Sparks in a Haunting?

GM: Ron and Russell Mael – the brothers who make up the pop group Sparks – were been hand picked by Jacques Tati to replace the Hulot character played for so many years by Tati himself. Hulot was to be killed off in a film called Confusion, and the Maels were to run a TV station in the manner of Hulot. Negotiations between Tati and Maels reached the point of press conferences and then suddenly Tati died and the project was aborted. The Maels describe this cancellation as the biggest disappointment of their lives. I’d feel the same. I thought it would be great to invoke the spirit of the Tati, but not the litigious script written by the master himself, and set a little fragmentary story in a TV station and star the Maels in it. My director of photography Ben Kasulke has already shot the Mael portions of the movie. Look for them on TV monitors in the shot-in-Winnipeg tribute!

CE: The Hauntings were originally intended to be directed by emerging directors in a Warhol-esque factory setting in Winnipeg. Is this still happening?

GM: No. But you’re right that my original intention was to make 130 of these things in a big communal and Utopian factory set-up, whereby deputized filmmakers would be shooting the bulk of the films under strict orders to obey my precise list of style commandments. I embarked on this mad enterprise in the summer of 2010 when I was also shooting my feature film Keyhole (2011). I felt the two projects, Keyhole and the Hauntings, were one and the same project. There were aesthetic reasons for making the two massive projects simultaneously. It was a mad, mad, madly naïve idea of mine that five or six handpicked filmmaking colleagues could make twelve films a day after a mere one hour drill on the six basic points of my visual manifesto. Perhaps I was self-destructive, eventually I awoke to the damage I was doing to the Hauntings by spreading my attentions so thin. I suspended the reshooting of these precious lost films until a time in the future when I’d be more ready for the campaign.

CE: What is happening with what has already been shot?

GM: Well, my editor John Gurdebeke cut 11 of them into little installations designed to haunt the new Bell Lightbox building that TIFF just built for its wonderful festival. I convinced Noah Cowan, the building’s director, that the space was far too new to show films in, and that it needed to be spooked with restless spirits from the musty pasts of film history. He agreed and paid me a nice big commission. I ended up by giving him 11 Hauntings to project during that building’s first few months. Now the place already feels lived in, a bit more mysterious than it would have been otherwise. The 30 other films that were reshot in 2010 remain in storage. I have no definite plans for them. I might lose them on purpose, or abort work on them, thus producing a double haunting – an aborted aborted film, a lost lost film or unrealized unrealized.

Either way, I’m going to start over completely and reshoot everything that was already reshot in 2010. In some cases, there will be many different, reconfigured versions of a lost film. It has been our plan all along to shoot alternate versions of each movie, as if its spirit couldn’t quite remember what form it should take. In other cases, the lost films had many different versions in the first place. For instance, Murnau’s most famous lost film, 4 Devils (1928), had four different endings shot – a different character killed in each denouement. We’ve already shot a different 4 Devils, and now as I am reminded of that wonderful story, I think I’ll double or triple the variations. I don’t think any medium has every guaranteed a crystal clear communication with a dead beloved, why should my precious lost films be literally the same in the afterworld as they were on earth?

 

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24 of Guy Maddin’s 69 films

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The Dead Father (1985)
‘Guy Maddin’s The Dead Father is a superb short film and his first. In only twenty-six minutes, it etches a portrait of familial strife and neurotic obsession that’s as poignant as incisive as any that cinema has to offer outside of Bergman. That flattering description doesn’t exactly do the film justice, however, since it neglects to mention the stylistic adventurousness and quirky sensibilities that are found here. Shot in black-and-white, the movie feels like a low budget 50’s era melodrama, complete with minor technical imperfections. The quality of the picture has been artificially degraded, and the sound fades in and out, demonstrating an analogue uncertainty. The effect of these stagy flaws becomes startlingly emotional when the subject matter of the movie is considered. The film’s unnamed protagonist (designated only as “The Son”) narrates the film, reminiscing about his deceased father, who wouldn’t quite stay dead when he was supposed to. Like the work of fellow surrealist David Lynch, Maddin encapsulates the overbearing presence of the father figure by loading the screen with 50’s nostalgia. Since the oppressors (fathers) believed in the power of 50’s melodrama to provoke emotion and the power of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich to nourish, their presence here next to the beleaguered son seems downright ominous. More than most filmmakers, Maddin has the ability to recognize the archetypes of cinema and pop culture, and then turn them upside down and against us in a pointed attack.’ — Movie Martyr


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Tales from the Gimli Hospital (1988)
‘Guy Maddin’s outrageously bizarre debut was one of the big hits of the 1980s midnight movie circuit. Reckless envy, unconsummated passions and necrophilia set the tone for these surreal tales shared by two patients confined during a turn-of-the-century smallpox epidemic.’ — Zeitgeist Films


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Archangel (1990)
‘Deep in Russian snows, peg-leg Canadian soldier Boles, pining for his lost Iris, is billeted in Archangel with the family of the lovely Danchuk; but the addled Boles ignores Danchuk’s feelings for him in favour of mysterious Veronkha, whom he mistakes for Iris, although she is really the spurned wife of a faithless Belgian aviator… Confused? No matter; so are the characters in this absurdist melodrama. Maddin’s second feature is pitched straighter than Tales from the Gimli Hospital, but is every bit as inspired and patchy. Pastiche remains to the fore, with Maddin’s acute sense of camp more historically motivated than before. Complete with hieratic ’20s-style acting, the film is an extravagant mélange of All Quiet on the Western Front, Eisenstein and DeMille, all the more impressive for its cut-price mise en scène. The war scenes are extraordinary, although thrown in far too liberally; even better are the daft tableaux vivants which seem to comprise Archangel’s only entertainment.’ — Time Out


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Careful (1992)
‘Guy Maddin’s early masterpiece takes place in a 19th-century Alpine village where the wary residents —adult, child and animal!—must speak softly and tread lightly lest they cause an avalanche. But sexual frenzies teem in this world of repression, setting off incestuous love triangles and quadrangles with deadly consequences. Bathed in lurid, luminescent tints, Careful resembles a vintage melodrama from another planet—something that could only emerge from the singular mind of Maddin.’ — Zeitgeist Films


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Odilon Redon or The Eye Like a Strange Balloon Mounts Toward Infinity (1995)
‘Weird and wonderful oddity from remarkable Canadian auteur Guy Maddin which, at six minutes, lasts only slightly longer than it takes to say the title. It refers to a little-known 19th-century French surrealist painter and one of his works. Maddin uses the painting as inspiration for a strange fantasy about father-and-son rivalry over the affections of an underwater train-crash survivor. He uses his trademark distressed film stock and silent cinema pastiche to mess with your head even more.’ — Metro.co.uk


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The Hands of Ida (1995)
‘Hands of Ida is a half-hour TV drama which Maddin directed for hire and is probably the worst thing he ever made. In revenge for the rape and murder of a girl named Ida, a group of radical women go about surgically castrating randomly kidnapped men. A bickering pair of former lovers who work for a market research company conduct an implausible opinion survey to find out how people feel about what’s going on. The script is ridiculous and the acting amateurish in what is, to date, Maddin’s only attempt at a contemporary story set in the supposedly “real” world.’ — mr_avid


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Twilight of the Ice Nymphs (1997)
Twilight of the Ice Nymphs is the dream-struck fantasia of Peter Glahn, a political prisoner returning after several hard years of incarceration, to his homeland of Mandragora where the sun never sets. While traveling by boat, he spends a few precious minutes in the enticing and rarefied company of Juliana (Pascale Bussières), a beauteous young woman with whom he falls desperately and immediately in love. He disembarks to find a veritable ronde of romance brewing in the smouldering passions of sun addled Mandragora: his ostrich-farming sister Amelia (Shelley Duvall) is sick with heartache for the mesmerist Dr. Solti (R.H. Thomson), who with a greedy and voluminous passion, seeks the favours of both Zephyr (Alice Krige), a fisherman’s widow now married to the forest, and the statue of Venus recently uncovered and mounted imperiously on a hilltop. Zephyr gives herself to Peter upon his arrival, but he can think of no other than Juliana and her strange connection to the haughty Dr. Solti. Amelia, driven to distraction by her unrequited passion for the Doctor as well as by the unwelcome attentions and misguided vengeance of her handyman, Cain Ball (Frank Gorshin), loses her reason and spirals into homicidal madness, gravely injuring Cain. Peter is also maddened by his unrequited love for Juliana and the way in which it is constantly thwarted by the wily Doctor, and so the story goes….’ — Winnipeg Film Group


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The Heart of the World (2000)
‘Maddin pulls out all the stops in this dreamlike, hyperkinetic tribute to silent films. ‘The Heart of the World” could easily have been a throwaway film, given the circumstance of its origin. The Toronto Film Festival commissioned Maddin to make a brief film to fill a gap in their programming schedule. A mere time-passer. What Maddin gave them was utterly unexpected. Maddin uses large-grain film stock and Klieg-style lighting techniques to replicate the look of silent film. Maddin’s production design (costumes, makeup, hairstyling) impeccably recreates the images of that period. It’s easy to believe that ‘Heart of the World’ is actually compiled from old UFA out-takes, circa 1925. Only just occasionally does Maddin’s grasp on the 1920s show the joins, and then those lapses are probably intentional. ‘The Hearts of the World’ depicts the rivalry of two brothers. Nikolai is an idealist engineer. Osip is playing Jesus Christ in a passion play, and seems to have developed a genuine messiah complex. Amusingly, Osip does his Jesus routine whilst toting a cross made from metal girders … an Art Deco crucifixion!’ — Shorts Bay


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Hospital Fragment (2000)
‘The attempts of a young man (Neale) to consummate his love for a young woman (Heck) are thwarted by a fish monger (Fehr). The woman’s beloved (Gottli) cuts bark fish.’ — Winnipeg Film Group

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Dracula, Pages Tirées Du Journal D’Une Vierge (2002)
‘After garnering widespread acclaim with his mini-masterpiece THE HEART OF THE WORLD, Canadian cult auteur Guy Maddin concocted his most ravishingly stylized cinematic creation to date. Beautifully transposing the Royal Winnipeg Ballet’s interpretation of Bram Stoker’s classic vampire yarn from stage to screen, Maddin has forged a sumptuous, erotically charged feast of dance, drama and shadow. The black-and-white, blood-red-punctured DRACULA: PAGES FROM A VIRGIN’S DIARY is a Gothic grand guignol of the notorious Count and his bodice-ripped victims, fringed with the expressionistic strains of Gustav Mahler.’ — Fandor


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Fancy, Fancy Being Rich (2002)
‘Silent, surreal short about drunk sailors hunting women, based on a kitsch opera aria.’ — iffr


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Cowards Bend the Knee (2003)
‘According to the feverish dream logic of the very first shot of the faux-silent film Cowards Bend the Knee, an insidiously entertaining bit of whimsy courtesy of Guy Maddin, all of life’s melodrama can be found within a single drop of sperm, so wash those cum rags at your own aesthetic risk. Cowards might not be the first time Maddin, Canada’s own titan of twee avant garde cinema, has focused his vision down to its most basic elements. (Most seem to agree that his five-minute The Heart of the World is his masterpiece.) But it is undeniably a much purer representation of his “devil may care” approach to film form than his other, more widely distributed recent film, the amusing but narratively overbaked The Saddest Music in the World. And it’s more insane.’ — Slant Magazine


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The Saddest Music in the World (2003)
‘The more films you have seen, the more you may love “The Saddest Music in the World.” It plays like satirical nostalgia for a past that never existed. The actors bring that kind of earnestness to it that seems peculiar to supercharged melodrama. You can never catch them grinning, although great is the joy of Lady Port-Huntly when she poses with her sexy new beer-filled glass legs. Nor can you catch Maddin condescending to his characters; he takes them as seriously as he possibly can, considering that they occupy a mad, strange, gloomy, absurd comedy. To see this film, to enter the world of Guy Maddin, is to understand how a film can be created entirely by its style, and how its style can create a world that never existed before, and lure us, at first bemused and then astonished, into it.’ — Roger Ebert


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A Trip To The Orphanage (2004)
‘While an opera singers sings in a snowy and cold street, we are allowed to witness a meeting between a man and a woman through blowing net curtains. The music is touched by sadness and the emotions of the characters are no different. Nearer they become while the singer sinks deeper into the melancholy.’ — letterboxd


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Sombra dolorosa (2004)
‘“Sombra Dolorosa” returns us to more familiarly comic Maddin territory, with a deranged plot, hysterical intertitles (“to save your daughter you must defeat… El Muerto!!”), and the same psychotic editing that characterized Cowards Bend The Knee. It tells the story of a bereaved widow who must defeat death in a wrestling match, before an eclipse arrives, in order to save her daughter from suicide (“FROM SUICIDE!”, the titles remind us). After bodyslaming El Muerto into submission, however, the rules suddenly change. Now, Death must eat her husband’s corpse before the sun comes up, or he’s forever lost! Meanwhile, inconsolate daughter Delores decides to kill herself anyway by throwing herself into a river, but a good Samaritan saves her. It all ends happily (?) with the father’s ghost entering a mule to wander the world.’ — 366 Weird Movies


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Sissy-Boy Slap-Party (2004)
‘I made this film as part of a teaser campaign to help promote The Saddest Music in the World. I like to think it merely promoted more slapping. Inspiration for the title came from my friend, the author and actor Caelum Vatnsdal, who described to me Sissy-Boy Slap-Party as a game he played frequently with great pleasure and large quantities of salty tears. I kept him on set as a technical consultant to make sure my interpretation of this sport matched his own.’ — Guy Maddin


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Brand Upon the Brain! A Remembrance in 12 Chapters (2006)
‘In the weird and wonderful supercinematic world of Canadian cult filmmaker Guy Maddin, personal memory collides with movie lore for a radical sensory overload. This eerie excursion into the Gothic recesses of Maddin’s mad, imaginary childhood is a silent, black-and-white comic science-fiction nightmare set in a lighthouse on grim Black Notch Island, where fictional protagonist Guy Maddin was raised by an ironfisted, puritanical mother. Originally mounted as a theatrical event (accompanied by live orchestra, Foley artists, and assorted narrators), Brand upon the Brain! is an irreverent, delirious trip into the mind of one of current cinema’s true eccentrics.’ — The Criterion Collection


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Footsteps (2008)
‘Short documentary revealing how the sound effects were created for Maddin’s film “Brand Upon the Brain”.’ — Letterboxd


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Keyhole (2012)
Keyhole situates itself in the heart of that unconscious where all events are simultaneous and death is never more than a distant rumor. There is less distancing here; the sense of constant and overwhelming incongruity is less comic than mournfully unsettling. We are in some kind of horror movie, or a mash-up of horror movies, as if Carnival of Souls, The Exterminating Angel, A Page of Madness, Castle of Blood, The Invisible Ray, Vampyr, and assorted episodes of The Whistler had all been thrown in the blender. Everything here—dissolves, blurs, superimpositions, harsh lighting contrasts, along with the B-movie poetry of Maddin and George Toles’s screenplay—says to be afraid. Everything is a cue calculated to terrify an unwary 3-year-old. The action is nominally centered on some gangsters holed up with their hostages in a house under siege. The living are to be separated from the dead, but one way or another they’re all dead, ghost outlaws holding ghost hostages and themselves held hostage by the house’s resident ghosts, a maid eternally down on her hands and knees scrubbing the floor, a naked old man shackled to a bed (Louis Negin) who also provides a constant voiceover wail of fragmentary revelations.’ — Film Comment


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The Forbidden Room (2015)
‘Guy Maddin’s latest creation begins with a bath—and continues as a bath, an immersive plunge into the roiling waters of cinema’s history and its unconscious. Note that I didn’t call The Forbidden Room Maddin’s “latest film,” for this isn’t so much a film as an encyclopedic compendium of cinematic possibilities, a cauldron bubbling over with highly spiced visual and narrative tropes. No apologies for the hyperbolic tone of the above: to wax over-lyrical is simply to enter into the florid, wildly heated spirit of The Forbidden Room. Credited to Maddin as director and Evan Johnson as co-director, this 119-minute marvel is a genuinely experimental experience, at once an imagistic neo-“happening,” a cornucopian overflowing of story, and a materialist rhapsody on the textures of antique film stock—albeit one that happens to have been created 100 percent digitally. The Forbidden Room might be described as a kind of deconstructed portmanteau movie, with its torrential flow of tenuously linked episodes and fragments. The film begins with a portly, avuncular roué (long-standing Maddin regular Louis Negin) saucily discoursing to camera on the best way to take a bath. When you soap yourself, he advises, start at the armpits and work down to the genital area: “Work carefully in ever-widening circles.” The film too proceeds in widening or possibly ever-narrowing circles, following a concentric structure of tales within tales. The bathwater leads—free-associatively, it seems—to another kind of tub, a submarine. Perhaps the sub is present as a microscopic toy within the bathwater, just as the events in Maddin’s faux-autobiographical melodrama Cowards Bend the Knee (03) apparently take place in a drop of sperm viewed through a microscope in the opening sequence.’ — Film Comment


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Seances (2016)
Seances presents a new way of experiencing film narrative, framed through the lens of loss. In a technical feat of data-driven cinematic storytelling, films are dynamically assembled in never-to-be-repeated configurations. Alongside other audience members, glide your hands over a screen filled with images, titles, and descriptions, each of which is connected to a unique scene. This is your opportunity to influence what you’re about to see, and the only time the film you create will ever exist. There is only this moment in which to watch it. Seances is the brainchild of award-winning Winnipeg filmmaker Guy Maddin, one of the world’s foremost outré directors. Long haunted by the idea that 80 percent of films from the silent era are lost, Maddin and brothers Evan and Galen Johnson have re-imagined many of these old movies with the express goal of combining and recombining them to create infinite narrative permutations.’ — NACC


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w/ Evan and Galen Johnson The Green Fog (2017)
‘“The Green Fog, created by filmmaker/cultural iconoclast Guy Maddin with co-directors Evan Johnson and Galen Johnson, with composer Jacob Garchik and Kronos Quartet, pays homage to Alfred Hitchcock’s spellbinding Vertigo. Inventive and invigorating, this ‘San Francisco Fantasia’ is lauded by the New York Times as ‘a marvel of film scholarship.’ It’s also a lot of fun. Maddin, working with his Forbidden Room collaborators, set himself the challenge to remake Vertigowithout using footage from the Hitchcock classic, creating a ‘parallel-universe version,’ in his words. Using Bay Area footage from a variety of sources—studio classics, ‘50s noir, experimental films, and ‘70s prime-time TV—and employing Maddin’s mastery of assemblage, the result exerts the inexorable pull of Hitchcock’s tale of erotic obsession while paying tribute to the city of San Francisco.”’ — Balcony Film


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w/ Evan and Galen Johnson Stump the Guesser (2020)
‘He works at the fairground as “Stump the Guesser”, who can guess anything for a fee. But suddenly his tricks stop working. Then, he falls in love with his sister whom he believed to be lost. He sets out to scientifically disprove the theory of heredity and marry his beloved as soon as possible.’ — IMDb


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Haunted Hotel – A Melodrama in Augmented Reality (2022)
‘With his avant-garde style, Guy Maddin delicately envelops his audience in surreal paper worlds, exploring the hidden layers of human nature. Embracing an eclectic selection of clippings from his personal archive, Maddin’s Hotel hosts familiar pop culture figures alongside ecstatic 1960s nudists and frightened film noir actors. Find out what’s stirring behind closed doors via virtual peep holes and leaf through rooms filled with longing, hysteria and madness, all set to an intricate soundscape by acclaimed composer Magnus Fiennes. Premiering in the BFI London Film Festival Expanded programme, this is Guy Maddin’s first immersive project.’ — BFI


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p.s. Hey. ** Dominik, Hi!!! Happy After. The cicadas-looking ones are insane. Only two left now. No!!!! I should really try ‘Dragula’ since I don’t watch drag shows, and I should, and a horror-themed drag show is as tempting as it’s going to get, I think. So what did you do last night, if anything? I just did the Zooms as predicted. Nothing exciting to report there. I would like to ask love what Tina Turner Burner means exactly, because I thought and thought and could not for the life of me figure out what that meant. Love answering my question and also watering the poor, dying plants on my neighbor’s windowsill or giving me a water pistol so I can try to do it from my window, G. ** SP, Hi, SP. Cool, thanks for coming back. Wow, you have a lot of jobs, but you live in the NYC environs, so I guess that’s necessary. Yes, a turkey leg in every hand, ha ha, it’s true. When you say your art, what do you mean or what’s your art? Only if you feel like describing. In any case, happy Halloween aftermath and good luck with the psycho. ** John Newton, Hi, John, Good to see you. Happy belated Halloween to you. So far my chocolates are delicious, thank you. Eek, glad your cat’s back to regular. Did you get a lot of trick or treaters? I obviously got zero. Oh, I watched a terrible in retrospect horror movie called ‘The Mad Doctor’ on TV when I was a little kid that scared me shitless. I’m rather hard to scare post-childhood. The only horror movie that did as far as I can remember was ‘Blair Witch Project’ when it first came out. Freaked me out. Thanks for the funds luck, we really need it. Best of the best to you, sir. ** _Black_Acrylic, Same back to you from the future! Now, your mom is a very good mom. ** Steve Erickson, Hi. Ha ha, no, if only. It was recorder consorts playing Giovanni Pierluigi da Palestrina ditties for as far as the ear could hear. A couch nice. How did it/he look? Oh, man, so sorry about the MRI option/payment. At least you feel better, so high hopes. ** politekid, Hi, O! Happy last night to you too! Your Halloween created a sufficiently Halloween-like world within my mind that I almost feel like I should have a Halloween hangover, thank you, I needed that. The pumpkins were especially potent. The Zoom meeting did not seem to zoom anything we need into focus, alas, but a big American indie film producer loves our film, and we’ll see if that means anything. You good in general? How’s stuff. How’s you? ** MIKA, Hi! Thank you. You published a book with Apocalypse Party! Awesome, that’s one of my very favorite presses. I’ll go get it. Great, congrats to them and to you. And I’ll hit those links, of course. Thanks a lot! I really forward to getting to know your stuff. ** Marc Vallée, HI, Marc. How’s it going? If I’m Paris on the 10th, which is a little doubtful at the moment, I’ll try to make it. Thanks. Nice that it’s happening. Everyone, If you’re in Paris on Nov. 10th, the fine photographer Marc Vallée is launching his new book at Librairie Sans Titre in the 11th on Nov. 10. Details here. ** alex, Hi, alex! Good to see you, pal. Time reversed Happy Halloween to you! That mites story made my skin get all goosebumpy thus making it feel a little more like Halloween actually happened here in the Paris desert. Yikes. Obviously happy that the prose poem is in action. I just did a few Zoom meetings on Halloween. There’s no Halloween here. The French don’t get it. It’s bewildering. Thanks for getting to ‘God Jr.’. The game in the novel is totally invented. However, there were a couple of old Nintendo 64 games that influenced it: ‘Banjo Kazooie’ and ‘Conker’s Bad Fur Day’. Thank for the kind words, man. And for the luck on the film funding. We’ll find it because we have no choice, but hopefully as soon and as non-torturously as possible. Take care. Keep me up on you when you can. ** Darbivelociraptor 🦖 ( not a raptor), Hi, Not a raptor, whew. I do believe my eyes widened just a little bit at the BOOO!! so I would say it was victorious because I’m very hard to scare. Thanks about the photos. Clown cat has a nice conceptual effect. Very big luck with your drivers licence test! That would be great. For me, they made you drive actual cars in actual places, and … I think I just squeaked by if I’m remembering right. I remember the written exam part was a lot harder. I do know about that California car chase guy, yeah, although I hadn’t remembered him in years. I’m ok. I’m going back to full time editing the film today because we have to finish it very soon. I never liked Marilyn Manson. I always thought his thing was simplistic and overly calculated. Dude, you’re mega-smart. You have a unique voice, and unique voices are the best thing ever, and having one was my goal when I started writing, so you’re more than smart/cool. ** malcolm, Hey. Happy Halloween in repose! Oh, very nice. You were Cecil B. Demented to the T. I should send that link to John (Waters). He’s a friend. Can I? May our Novembers slay! ** Bill, I was hoping that would be the case. Earthquake! A lot of them over there lately, no? Or maybe not. I’m fine. No Halloween, but what’s done is done and all of that. ** Audrey, Hi, Audrey. Thanks for pausing. I appreciate it. That Todd Verow film is awful. It soured me on letting people turn my books into films. Other than a number of short films by young and student filmmakers, I usually say no. My novel ‘God Jr.’ almost became a film because I liked the director’s ideas, but he wanted to do it with animation mixed with live action, and it ended ups being too expensive to finance, alas. Twizzlers are good. Ooh, now I want some, I doubt they’ll them over here, but … hm. I hope your marathon completely fulfilled your Halloween longings. All the ultra-best as November kicks off. Love, Dennis. ** Corey Heiferman, Ha ha, yeah, I would certainly stand out as Renaissance slave. Never seen one. Maybe I should make a slave profile using old Renaissance Faire photos, but I fear they’re too yellowed to fool any Masters. Cool about the BDSM club. Do recount your adventures, well, you know, if you care to. I’ve had one chunk of the avocado chocolate. I chewed and chewed, tasting nothing but chocolate therein, and then swallowed, and then I concentrated and maybe just maybe tasted the teeny tiniest flavour of avocado somewhere in the after taste. In other words, no, it doesn’t. ** Right. I really like Guy Maddin’s films, which caused me to go find the blog’s old Guy Maddin post and restore, update, and expand it for your hopeful viewing pleasure. See you tomorrow.

“His favorite thing is kickin back on a bed in dark room with a guy wearing a Michael Myers mask who reaches inside his jock strap and examines his testicles. See my twitter if you don’t believe me.”

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Gunaddict, 22
I am looking for a killer who snuffs me by headshot. Dream is to be raped at gunpoint several times and then get my final fuck. When you unload in my ass, you pull the trigger while the barrel is deep in my mouth.
I prefer big caliber revolvers with short barrel such as Taurus 444 or S&W 627.

Comments

Anonymous – Oct 26, 2023
I don’t give a shit who I killed.

MeaCulpa11 – Oct 25, 2023
According to PornStarDataBase the man who performed in porn under the name Charlie Durn died in June 2022 at age 26 in a house fire in Minneapolis.

Anonymous – Oct 24, 2023
He let me finish him off in a very relaxed manner, with an arrogant smile on his lips.

CocktopusXXL – Oct 22, 2023
Jay Bullocks, also known as Charlie Durn, former OF porn actor (Slamrush, SketchySex, etc), mostly top, also went by Seth Bogart in scat porn (Dirtyshack, ScatKings), only top.

Gunaddict (Owner) – Oct 21, 2023
Nervousness sucks but you gotta get over it at some point.

Anonymous – Oct 21, 2023
One time about 6 years ago your motorcycle broke down on the highway. I stopped and said I’d give you a lift to the repair shop but I just drove off the road and raped you. Always wanted to get that off my chest.

Gunaddict (Owner) – Oct 20, 2023
Ok deal.

doctor – Oct 20, 2023
Only if we snuff each other- simultaneous bullets in the temples.

 

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Daddy’s_brave_boy, 19
Looking for a sm enthusiast willing to construct a slave farm in eastern Russia.

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Petr1968 – Oct 13, 2023
My name is Peter. I will be glad to talk to you.



 

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Yourfutureslut, 22
Who are you?
I’m a neurodivergent guy who spent his teens being embarrassed about his sexuality, now I’m 22 and I feel like I have so much things I want to experience. I am 90% bottom but since I’m very masculine, I always attracted more Bottom than tops.

What are you into?
My first and only fetish is American football uniforms. I also recently developed a kink for Michael myers and I love if someone would dress as him.

Can you accomodate?
I have few football uniforms and I know how to sewing, I’m actually a tailor.

Are you in a relationship?
I’m into a relationship for the past 2 years, unfortunately he is younger than me, really conservative towards sex and mostly bottom so sexually we don’t really match hence why I’m here.

What gear do you have?
I do have a lot of football gear. I have two masks of Michael myers and two clothing that goes with it.

Comments

bradcoxxx – Oct 8, 2023
His favorite thing is kickin back on a bed in dark room with a guy wearing a Michael Myers mask who reaches inside his jock strap and examines his testicles.
See my twitter if you don’t believe me.



 

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dontaskwho, 20
I’m an Israeli piggy looking to atone for its disgusting country. it’s had enough of it life now. If that means become a punch bag for it owner so be it…. if that means becoming a sack of meat to be thrown and beaten then so be it.

There is a way to make me smell better hahaha. Make me eat shit! Hahaha

It’s just had enough… first superior owner to claim it can keep it. it will sign anything and will agree to no release forever.

Come sit on my stupid face.

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BuckledUp – Oct 19, 2023
In lieu of a messy paragraph, he’s just your usual fairly cute, sort of hot maso twink hoping to ride his country’s coattails.

hornyasf – Oct 16, 2023
I dated him for a while and I could go on all day about how great it was to rape and abuse him. His idea of kissing is to be grabbed by the neck, slapped and punched in the face and strangled. Let’s just say we used to make out a lot.


 

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impatient, 19
Essentially looking to be a patient for dental procedures. The more serious the procedure the better. Happy to add in anal, etc and be flexible. Profile pic is of me (having the best day ever!)

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impatient (Owner) – Oct 2, 2023
My ideal scenario is being naked and numb mouthed in the dentists chair, surrounded by a team of oral surgeons.



 

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letmesee, 23
I’m looking for someone that can use a sleeperhold on me, really slow and drawn out.

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SubversiveMan – Oct 23, 2023
He is a very friendly dude all things considered.

letmesee (Owner) – Oct 17, 2023
Only men that can be man enough to not to do the Tina Turner Burner! If you are rolling on the River please roll past my profile!! I am no proud MARY!!

Stifle – Oct 10, 2023
I’ve strangled this dude many times and I still get the butterflies! I am nervous before each and every meet up yet I’m still addicted to watching the light go out of his eyes and the fear of it not coming back.


 

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LuckyBlondie, 20
1. Thank you very much for fucking my ass and my throat with your big hard beautiful cock.
2. I am a sweet Portuguese boy of mouthwatering prettiness but when I am high I think about big dicks and rough sex all the time. When I am not high, I am normal.
3. And when I am trashed, real men can treat me like chem trash.
4. Some fuckers of them like to beat and slap me because it makes sex more fun.
5. Some fuckers like to rape me and see how I scream.
6. Some fuckers like to fuck my throat and see me cry and vomit.
7. More than one fucker told me he wished he had the jaws of a lion so he could sink his teeth in me, rip away my flesh, chew and swallow until I was just a bloody skeleton on his floor.
8. Some men just want to watch long lines of other men fuck me in sex clubs.
9. Some men will never touch me and will never look at me because I am so disgusting. But some of them will piss on me in the toilet.
10. I am sorry for talking too much. This will not happen again. I understand that that a chem trash faggot must always focus on the cock.
11. I am sorry for not being completely fucked up on chems as you like. But I want to tell you I can be more slutty when I am properly medicated. I understand that fuckers want to fuck their fagots silly and that it is fun to fuck and play with a trash dirty fucked faggot who is well drugged.
12. I am sorry for moaning like a woman. This will never happen again. I will always be a faggot, not a bitch woman.
13. May I make one suggestion? I like to be tied up.
14. May I have a second and last suggestion? When you fuck my face, I beg you to put something in my ass (dildo, plug, anal stretcher, beer bottle, fruit, vegetable, sausage, dick, two dicks, a fist or two)
19. Thank you again for taking care of my holes. Let’s say you have total rights to use, share and control my asshole and my mouth/throat hole for the whole time of our meeting.

Comments

PseudoComplex – Oct 11, 2023
Film this ass.

TwinkSeekingMissle – Oct 9, 2023
You used to be my slave and I would like to go back into it.




 

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NeedAPurpose, 23
Need someone to give me a purpose. I’m a guy in Belarus with nothing going for himself. Need a purpose by the end of the year no later than that deadline.

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NeedAPurpose (Owner) – Oct 15, 2023
If you see me naked, probably you will say: What the heck happened with this guy’s penis. Well long story shorter, I was born with a rare birth defect called Epispadiasis. It occurs in around 1 in 120,000 in male population. This malformation causes a wrong placed urethra ending on the upper half on the penis. On its own it wouldn’t make a penis this deformed, but when I was 3 there was an attempt to fix this problem. You can see the result. Even though I have social security and my mother gave all of her money to the professor, he didn’t finish the job… To be honest after the operation he literally excluded us, leaving me with a screwed up tool. The following years it was really hard to accept that I’m not normal, and I hid it until now. Because of this, I haven’t had the courage to approach a girl with relationship intentions. On this day I still have questions that’s needed to be answered. Can I have a child? Will someone accept me ever? Can it be really fixed? And the surprise is that with the modern cutting-edge technologies it COULD BE FIXED. Just not in my home country… So right now I’m waiting for a miracle, to find a special team to help me. Hell I even considered penis transplantation, but that again it is only available in the USA… Hint hint.

MrB1G – Oct 14, 2023
He’s not an expert. Behaves awkwardly.



 

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sexyhole4you, 23
Argentinian 100% horny boy looking for a Master who helps me to understand the world better. I used to be a top, so my dick usually pokes first. But I want to get rid of that so I can use my holes. Moreover, I’m very verbal.

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Highvoltage – Oct 18, 2023
I’m a well educated, intellectual, upper crust type who was looking to fuck the living hell out of someone that was the opposite of myself and he was perfect.

InSomnia – Oct 12, 2023
Cons: He’s pretty straight acting, not much of a fem personality. He doesn’t moan like a fem in bed. He has to be forced and he fights back.
Pros: He really enjoys race play. He sweats profusely (no lube needed). Spitting, choking, piss and sitting on his face if you don’t mind a battle.

sexyhole4you (Owner) – Oct 10, 2023
Married. She knows, but she doesn’t want to meet you.


 

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Wantitbaaad, 22
Looking for a dominant top to rip me open and fill me with what you please even though I have zero experience. Want to have my pussy permanently ruined to where any time I so much as sneeze or fart I will always end up prolapsing.

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Wantitbaaad (Owner) – Oct 16, 2023
Update: I can take 4” past the wrist so far.

Wantitbaaad (Owner) – Oct 7, 2023
I am not very smart about intuiting the feelings of others, so when you’re ready just say “go clean your hole.”


 

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TirePlayNJ, 18
I love the feeling of car tires rolling over my feet! I’ve only had the opportunity to do this once and it was amazing. The sensation of the heavy car/truck on my feet is so satisfying and makes me so hard! Afterward, I love sucking the driver’s dick.

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lukeskywaler – Oct 18, 2023
He makes the best mmmphhh mmm noises.

CrazyMateo – Oct 15, 2023
He is the world champion of the best blowjob without having fun.


 

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deathboy, 23
100% real death boy looking to be asphyxiated to death.

Comments

deathboy (Owner) – Oct 16, 2023
Waiting

deathboy (Owner) – Oct 11, 2023
Not dead yet

deathboy (Owner) – Oct 9, 2023
Strangled, hanged, garrotted, drowned, bagged …

deathboy (Owner) – Oct 7, 2023
I like men who are married and not sane

deathboy (Owner) – Oct 5, 2023
Chances are you’re either completely turned off by my headline and just looking out of intrigue (if so move along) OR you’re totally turned on, in this case please keep reading!!

I’m fairly new to asphyxiation snuff as a fetish, been dabbling in and out of it with my own for the past couple years but think I’m now ready to take the last step 🤞

Getting snuffed isn’t all I’m into, I’m also a nasty twink whore.



 

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Youngbutt_larry, 19
Keep telling myself I’m done with hypno and brainwash and getting my mind fucked with by men who are looking for some ass but keep coming back to it. Do your worst men. Love it all.

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Youngbutt_larry (Owner) – Oct 4, 2023
I also adore my cats and if you friend me on social media you will see endless pictures of them.

Youngbutt_larry (Owner) – Oct 4, 2023
I have season tickets to the Lions games I can’t use now if someone want to go to the game.

Youngbutt_larry (Owner) – Oct 4, 2023
I should tell you that I just recently broke both of my legs in a freak skateboarding accident, I have full casts on both legs and can’t do shit basically. I’m hoping that this will not deter you because after all my asshole’s fine and should more than make up for the fact that my legs don’t work right now.



 

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ourdadwouldntapprove, 18
My younger brother someone who, quite simply, is in overdue need of, and really only suitable for, a whipping that will serve as an attitude correction for personal reasons I can disclose as we meet.

Since this is intended as punishment I don’t expect to dictate terms but so we’re on the same page I’ll say I envision a stinger type cable whip or similar device being involved and either a place where there is no one else around to hear or where there are other means of mitigating the sound that will invariably accompany a properly administered session of this kind.

I expect it to be most likely that my brother’s ass will be the whipping target for all or a large part of the session but again that’s all up to you. If you feel we are on the same page and you can meet this need on a one time or ongoing basis, I’d like to hear back from you (though maybe my brother’s ass and surrounding areas won’t necessarily feel the same way).

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boysDoCry – Oct 21, 2023
Not very wordy verbal but definitely vocalizes his displeasure.

grrrr_67 – Oct 17, 2023
The older brother is very repressed gay.
The younger brother however is not.

ourdadwouldntapprove (Owner) – Oct 12, 2023
I do not jo or cum while you’re whipping him for my own mental health, except once but that was an accident.

 

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CuttingBoard, 19
Bored of casual life. I tried a lot of things in my life, and i only feel myself good, when i cut myself, or when im used as a cutting board for others pleasure.
I have a good life, i have a good job, i own car, i have family and friends, but still i feel like im living someone else life, not mine. Nothings make me happy. I had some boyfriend, but somehow they didn’t make me happy. I got too much attention thats annoyed me.

So i decide, i would like to become a full time cutting board. To be cut as much as i can handle, and pushing that limit. Cut for any pleasure and bandaged after and keep going…. I dont give a fuck about my life. I think i will never be happy, and to be honest, i dont want.

Comments

karlthompson – Oct 13, 2023
As far back as I can remember, I’ve always wanted to carve my initials into one of you cutter guys, and I’m tired of pretending I don’t.

CuttingBoard (Owner) – Oct 12, 2023
No that is not what I am looking for.

Huffko – Oct 12, 2023
What about a gun to your head while I cut you for weeks, then I will shoot you after there is nothing left but a mangled body and your soul has given up any hope.

CuttingBoard (Owner) – Oct 12, 2023
I don’t want no problem or trouble so kindly don’t stress me, thank you.



 

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PrettyTwink, 19
I’m PrettyTwink because of course the name matches me, if you want to unlock your fantasy to the highest level with a top tier fem Twink then I am your one!

I like to be spoilt well as I’m sure you haven’t seen a Twink as pretty as me, I only submit to generous men who know and appreciate my worth!

Although I am open to one time meets, I am also seeking a providing Master that can look after me while I swallow him with my ass so ask me if your interested.

Comments

spunkjunkie – Oct 14, 2023
what you got you got to get it put it in him

PrettyTwink (Owner) – Oct 10, 2023
Other interests include photography (took my own pics).

hydroflask – Oct 9, 2023
Keep yourself as horny as possible. After you cum, he becomes boring.

partyboi – Oct 5, 2023
He is the reason sex exists, the best sex you can have, period. I begged him to meet, no shame I’d do it again. He is choosey, doesn’t meet everyone. And you can see why— Look at his face, it is even more astounding in person.



 

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EvilSought, 24
24, bi, bottom submissive pain pig and cock whore
i can take violent beatings and hyper brutal rapes
very experienced with nasty sick perverted shit
experienced in being left unable to move and very bloodied
i will do anything to maximize your pleasure
giving you intense orgasms is all that matters in my life

Comments

itwasapleasure – Oct 18, 2023
Loved to see that delightful look in his eyes while I made him suffer.

EvilSought (Owner) – Oct 16, 2023
guys still say my hole’s got a grip and it’s nice to hear that

gearvent – Oct 16, 2023
I’ve always been straight. Only time I’ve hit the line was on clouds. Curiously wondering if you’d be up for a night of heavy smoking to see if you could push the dial. I’m 39 yrs old (ok I’m 45 but I look younger like I’m 39).



 

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DoMeBad, 18
My name says it all really.

I’m looking for people to attack me mercilessly with real brutality!!!

Proper MASO boy here!

No guts means fuck off!

Comments

TextMe – Oct 21, 2023
This is my slave from now and I will do everything to you. Everything I promise, you will do, you bitch pig.

Squall764 – Oct 15, 2023
I slapped his face and spit on him while he sucked me. I pulled the belt out his jeans and whipped him scarlet. I pissed on his body. I gave him a cold shower and knocked him around. Then I laid him on the floor shivering sore and bruised all over and fucked him. No complaints.

Wishesforu – Oct 3, 2023
I drove to his place, he gladly handed me his keys, wallet and cell phone and hopped in my trunk. He’s in there now, I’m driving home and writing this on my phone. I really want to rape him but I know it’ll be tough to pull off. How can you rape the willing, right? Well I have some ideas.


 

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mousemickey, 18
i’m a NEETpilled schizoposting obsessive compulsive teen suffering from hikikomori condition. i recently watched a movie where a guy my age was kidnapped and raped by some psycho. it brought out a side of me that was incomprehensible so that’s what i’m currently fixating on.

Comments

mousemickey (Owner) – Oct 5, 2023
I will not shave my asscrack hair, there’s hardly any there but it’s my favorite part of me. Planning to do No Shave November.

mousemickey (Owner) – Oct 2, 2023
I constantly wish I could lick my homophobic father’s ass, even though he hates me.

 

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Slvfriend4master, 22
I have a very slave like friend up for grabs. I want to give him the life he deserves (without him knowing)
He’s in Dresden right now but he travels a lot so where and when to take him will depend on how we play this out…
I want him to be taken and enslaved forever. He needs this life.

– No limits
– easily mouldable mind
– 100% control for you
– he loves being forced to do things
– his body’s great to look at (can send pics)
– kidnap, rape, toilet, sense deprivation, collar & lead, complete new life, easily cut ties with his current life, PNP, sub, permanent bondage

He is very easy to manipulate and control and has an uncomplicated addictive mind, he likes to make people happy so why not put him to the test, see how willing he is?

I’ve had many conversations with him and have been good friends for many years, I know him better than he knows himself hence why I’m doing this for him, because he never would himself. I know everything about him so any questions, just ask.

Comments

Masterjacket – Oct 9, 2023
I’ve been writing a poem about him for years.

soccerisfun – Oct 9, 2023
His hair is giving 2000 boy band.

cornchip – Oct 9, 2023
He is very high stock property worth your valuable time.


 

 

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p.s. Hey. ** David Ehrenstein, Hi. Oh, yeah, ‘I Married a Witch’ is a blast. Everyone, Courtesy of Mr. Ehrenstein and apropos yesterday, ‘I Married a Witch’. ** Damien Ark, Hey, Vegetarian since I was 15. Great Falls, Montana has a very eerie ring to it, for sure. Hunker down. ** Jack Skelley, Jackfruit! Happy Halloween itself, not that you’d know it in these overly sober parts in which I am ensconced. Oh, Derek interviewed Zac and me about ‘Room Temperature’ for King Kong Magazine, and that’s largely what we talk about. I think it’s a fun conversation, as far as I can tell. You have your trick-or-treater candy handy? ** Dominik, Hi!!! It’s just Salon du Chocolat. They don’t do ‘the’ here. It was big fun. I managed to reign myself in pretty well. Here’s my loot. They’re all pretty amazing, but the kind of cicada-looking ones in the long box are especially insanely good. I’ve never watched ‘Dragula’, but the name certainly presses Halloween-y buttons. Enjoy. Oh, wait, enjoy without Anita, I guess. Sad. It looks like I’ll just be home alone having Zoom meetings about fundraising for our film, so you might win the best Halloween contest between the two of us even so. I’ll take that wallpaper greedily, thank you and love. Love’s body’s great to look at (can send pics), G. ** Mark, Hi. Oh, your friend’s ‘Witch House’ was actually included in the post, and, yeah, it looks cool. Big up re: Nick Cave’s ability to wow you. xo. ** MIKA, Hi, MIKA. Welcome! Yes, sorry, I must have posted before I saw your comment yesterday. I would love to see that pic of you two in hyena fursuits if you ever take it. Is it possible to see your writing somewhere? I’d be very interested to discover your work. Thank you again, and happiest Halloween! ** _Black_Acrylic, Hi, B. A week in bed, ugh, but, yeah, no chances should be taken. You’re boostered up, right? But I guess you should still stay clear? ** Audrey, Hi, Audrey. Definitely on the divergence. When people want to adapt my stuff, I always urge them to distort what I did to suit their talent and ideas, whatever it takes. The best thing about Xmas in Paris is that there’s this annual tradition where all the patisseries and fancy hotels compete to make the most amazing and imaginative Xmas cake or Buche de Noel as it’s called. They can be really incredible and fun. I always do a Paris Buche de Noel beauty pageant post here pre-Xmas, and if you’re around, you can see. Oh, yes, I like Obayashi’s films a lot. D.l. Steve Erickson made a blog post about his films here last year, if you’re interested. It’s here. I will enjoy my chocolate, or, well, already am. There’s link to my loot up in my comment to Dominik. What was your marathon candy? Yum. Happy a great Halloween, my friend. Love, Dennis. ** SP, Hi, SP. Good to meet you! Oh, uh, interesting. When I was in high school, I wrote for a local newspaper, mostly record reviews and things about music. That helped a little. Mostly by writing, I guess. Journalism stuff. I was ‘lucky’ because my parents were horrible to me when I was a kid and they, especially my recovered alcoholic mom, would bail me out most of the time when I was broke because she felt bad about the childhood stuff. That was mostly how I got by, I guess. I’ve managed to never have a regular 9-to-5 job, but it wasn’t easy. Worst job … oh, wait, I worked at a Renaissance Faire when I was 18. Do you know what that is? People dress up in fake-medieval clothes and walk around in this fake-medieval village pretend they’re in those days. I was paid to be there and dress like that and talk like a fake-medieval person — ‘Forsooth, m’lady’, and shit like that — and pick up trash. That was awful. That was a nightmare. Why do you ask? Are you trying to get by while making your art? Thanks for asking and for being here. ** Gee, Hi. Well, we’ll see. I hate photos of myself, so I probably won’t look. I’m not sure when it’s coming out, in the next couple of weeks? SdC was yum. See my loot in the comment to Dominik. Happy Hallo-meow-een! ** Bill, Thanks, B. Ooh, nice, the Bava w/ live sound. And tonight on the big night? ** Corey Heiferman, Hey, Corey! Well, you definitely get a treat. Man, obviously been thinking about you a lot and hoping you’re doing okay in the middle of all of that. Holy shit! ‘Self-righteous absolutist groupthink’: dude, that’s the enemy right there in a three word nutshell. Stay you. Ultra-important. My chocolate loot is visible if you click the link in the comment I made to Dominik. See what you think. Details if you like. Is there any kind of Halloween going on or possible for you this evening? Not for me, but I’ll tough it out. Take care, buddy. ** Okay, The slaves and I wish a very, very Happy Halloween! See you afterwards aka tomorrow.

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