ASYLUM DOOR: This animation was the first of it’s kind integrating video effects with animatronic elements to create a truly unique prop. When triggered, a ghoul is seen coming down the hallway. She then attempts to break through the glass before hacking at the door with her axe which leaves actual dents in the door. The Asylum Door also comes with a full digital sound track. This prop must be seen to be appreciated. Price includes pre-programmed control hardware, solid state video player, monitor, flow control valves, digital sound module, 6in. by 23in. mat switch trigger, and all necessary electrical and pneumatic connections. Prop connects to air lines with a 1/4in. male quick connect coupling. Requires 100psi compressed air and 110VAC electrical. $3,750.00
THE LAB ASSISTANT: Every true Evil Scientist needs their own Lab Assistant. The Lab Assistant Halloween Animatronic rocks back and forth while holding a brain and says several sayings. Watch out, he occasionally farts but he will apologize “Sorry.” $1,999.00
SPIDER VICTIM: The DC Spider Victim is a DC Design Studio, LLC original creation. This creation is pneumatic driven multi movement prop that simulates a human figure being entombed in spider webs and eaten alive. Grizzly, life size, foam filled latex, Approximately 6′. You can see only what is left off the face and a hand. Must ship by truck. $3400
GUILLOTINE: Easy to use and set up. Crowd sounds jeer and mock. The blade comes screeching down at high speed and a strobe light kicks in as your patrons are sprayed with blood (water). An unsettling effect that sends them running and screaming! Includes body, table, headbox, blade, squirting mechanism and tank, 2 tape players, 2 tapes and loud amp with speakers. Requires 100 psi air compressor and A/C power. $7,180.00
DIZZY LIZZY: This motorized prop, standing 9′ tall, has a ballerina corpse doing a pirouette. As the sensor is activated, the ballerina’s body spins while her head remains staring at your patrons. This animation has an unbelievable impact on your patrons. Excellent opening scene prop. Your customers will be laughing their butts off giving your actors the perfect opportunity to startle your patrons. Comes complete with: event control timer, PIR sensor, solid state sound board, amplifier, and extra contol circuits for strobes or other lighting you wish to be controlled by the Event Control Timer. $2500
ANIMATED CANDY BOWL: Greedy hand grasps at the goodies in the bowl. Motion activated. Speaks several Halloween phrases! Please note that at the moment we are out of stock of this item however more are due in store in September. If you would like to order this product now please note that we will hold back your order until stock arrives but we will ship your order in time for Halloween! $39.00
MY GHOUL JACKSON: It’s NOT Michael. It’s a dead life-size decomposing zombie in a band uniform. The mask does not resemble Jackson. It’s just a sculpture/mask/mashup. I have been getting a lot of non-fans making DEATH THREATS to ME. WTF? I just made a prop. It’s NOT Michael. I could get sued for an unlicensed MJ product. I never listened to the guy. I like the zombie aspect of the sculpture. Again, this is NOT the artist Michael Jackson. Anyway, you can buy it from me for $2400
SCARY MARY BLOODY HAUNTED MIRROR: Terrify your unsuspecting guests with the latest killer addition in our arsenal of high-tech special effects: the Scary Mary Mirror! This beautiful ornate mirror easily serves as the center piece in any haunted house setting and appears to be innocent enough, until the mirror’s reflection suddenly transforms into a specter emanating from one’s deepest nightmares. Stealthily hidden behind the precisely formulated 2-way mirrored surface is an LCD video screen. Each Scary Mary Mirror system includes: one intricately detailed mirror frame measuring a grand 40″ tall by 28″ wide, LCD panel, DVD player with HDMI output and cable, wall mount, and even a portrait light to illuminate it, if desired. (Mirror frame design subject to change without notice). $2,800.00
GIANT TROLL: This character will get attention at approximately 7′ in heigth. He sits there and snores as his stomach breathes in and out. Suddenly the troll awakens, his eyes open and he begins to speak. $13,399.00
FREAK TANK: Standing 9′ tall, The Freak Tank; is a futuristic cryogenic chamber, containing a freakish Siamese twin corpse, floating in suspended animation. The corpse prop is suspended from an industrial quality slow spinning motor platform. Comes complete with: Motor Platform, Fog machine, event control timer for fogger, and Police Beacon. Simply place a CD Player inside the unit and play our Lab CD as heard on the video on repeat and you have a complete scenic package. $2900
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ZOMBIE GROUNDBREAKER: Zombie Escapes from the Grave! … watch this hideous corpse as he tries to claw and shake his way out of the ground. Includes corpse with moving arms, torso, and head, light up eyes and makes frightening sounds. Requires 3 AA batteries. $899
BUBBA: Backwoods, big boy zombie is feeding … in this case out of a twitching body (DINNER TIME sold separately). This Halloween Animatronic slurps and belches while leaning over, shoveling in dinner with both arms, then stands back up, looking for his next victim. Disgusting! Includes movement controls, digital sound, amp and speaker.Works great with our DINNER TIME Animatronic. $3,950.00
ROSEMARY: Life like movements. Head moves up and down and side to side. Demonic child giggles as she gnaws on a brain, and then lunges at your unsuspecting guests. Glowing white eyes. .Sound activated Item Dimensions: H” x L” x D”- 49″ x 22″ x 28″ Batteries: 4 AA Only $139.99
LIFESIZE HELLRAISER PINHEAD: What’s your pleasure, sir? Please yourself and scare everyone else with this highly detailed Clive Barker Hellraiser Pinhead Animatronic. Demon to some, angel to others – direct from the Labyrinth, this Lifesize Hellraiser Pinhead Animatronic moves his head and mouth and he holds the illuminated Lament Configuration box. The over six-foot tall sound and motion activated figure speaks phrases and utters sounds from the movie to taunt and terrify. $279.99
ZOMBIE GUARD DOG: This high startle effect features a silicone head for realism. A lunging attack combined with lots of noise and realistic head movements create the perfect scare. A great addition to any haunt. Seven independent movements including a powerful lunge and full range of motion in its head and mouth. $5,299.00
BUTCHER ELECTROCUTION: FULL PACKAGE! Butcher stands with cattle prod, then when activated lowers arm to shock victim. Sparks fly as victim flails on table, then butcher turns and lunges forward with cattle prod trying to shock patrons. Great shocker! Comes with 2 Characters, Pneumatics, Table, Wires, Overhead light, Rack stand for overhead light, 2 Strobe lights, Controller, Motion sensor, Powered Speakers and MP3 Player. PLUG & PLAY! $3,674.00
INBRED AXE CHAIR: Hill-Billy jumps out of chair 7′ with axe swinging up & down with Custom Scream Sound.Comes with programmed controller, motion sensor, Custom Sound & Power Speakers. REQUIREMENTS: AC power and Air 100 psi. PLEASE ALLOW 3 TO 4 WEEKS FOR DELIVERY. $2360
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THE GATEWAY: The gateway is an illusion where the audience sees the carnage through the portal. Then the doorway is opened to reveal the same hallway they have been watching through the window and which they now have to pass. Prop includes full length hallway fully constructed in modular components that are easy to attach together, a door with LCD display monitor, DVD and built in speakers in the door. $10,899
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p.s. Hey. Those who’ve been reading this blog for at least a year know how around this time annually my incorrigible Halloween love infects this place whereupon I start decorating its front page accordingly, so you can expect to see holiday decoration-like posts here about twice a week from now until November 1st shows up and ruins my fun. ** Empty Frame, You’re back and from wonderland, it sounds like. Nice, man, very nice. Pine Marten? I don’t know what that is. Like Doc Marten but made out of a wood? Even dolphins like Scotland? Well, I would be very happy to have you back even were you not refreshed. I’m excited about LA Halloween, you bet, but I can’t say that the book tour inspires excitement exactly apart from the cities- and friends-seeing that’ll get to happen on its periphery. ** Pilgarlic, So, the tight space ended up being too much or too little rather? Excellent about starting your screenplay! I would guess that your little knowledge about the filmic and cocksucker habitats will only serve you well. Interesting. Progress reports as you see fit, please. ** David Ehrenstein, Yeah, Schnabel’s the artist-to-director crossover success story so far for sure, We’ll see about McQueen. Oh, before I forget, your lovely TW Day will appear here on Saturday, the 8th, and on the dot. Thank you devotedly again. ** 5strings, Mm, I don’t know about me and the dead. A dead man fell on me — long story — on a bus in Peru when I was fifteen, and it kind of turned me against corpse interaction, but maybe I need to give it the old college try again. I always liked the TZ episodes that had evil, possessed ventriloquist dummies in them. I don’t think 2 – 3 hrs/day of writing is bad. I think when I’m writing I write 24/7, and sometimes there’s a pen in my hand but not as often as there isn’t. I don’t know that Liz Phair tune. I think I was the wrong age or something because I’ve never listened to Kiss voluntarily, but I really like some of their songs via the cover versions by Melvins, The Replacements, etc. ** Kyler, Howdy, Kyler. I would guess that the town Schnabel was referring to was New York. But I don’t know. Yeah, I guess self-absorption is the nature of the artistic beast, and it’s how you behave outwardly that causes the differences. I like your dream. It was tweaked and pretty. Stopping smoking, eh? Well, there’s no good argument in world for continuing to smoke. If quitting wasn’t six months-plus of pure hell and an inability to concentrate and, hence, an inability to write, I’d quit yesterday. If I quit smoking, this blog would either be history or go on a very, very long vacation. No way I could do this. But I am not trying to talk you into continuing to smoke, mind you. I’m just presenting one possible way to rationalize continuing to smoke that has been working for me so far, ha ha. ** Sypha, Hey. Yeah, I think there are writers whose talents are best served by the long form book, Pynchon being one. David Foster Wallace springs to mind. When they go short, it never feels like there’s enough or something. I think maybe it’s rare when a writer can write both long and short novels without losing their total power. I can’t think of examples at the moment. Thomas Mann? Given the completion of your massive epic — huge congrats on that, by the way! — maybe you’re one of those. ** Postitbreakup, Pleased to have amused you, sir. Mm, I’m not a huge fan of Larry Clark’s films. I like the two that were written by Harmony Korine: ‘Kids’ and ‘Ken Park’. I like ‘Another Day in Paradise’ but only because it stars an often semi-undressed Vincent Kartheiser at his physical peak. The film by Clark that most people I know seem to like a lot is ‘Bully’. I didn’t like it much, but I think it might be a way in ‘cos it’s pretty roundly liked. I’m glad you got to see the PR interview, and thanks for lending it your eyes. Well, just ‘cos I think about my work that way doesn’t mean people reading it need to think about it that way, you know? People who go to Disneyland don’t think about it the way Disney CEOs do, you know? That’s totally fantastic that you’ve been writing 750 words a day! That’s great news! It doesn’t matter whether it’s fiction or not. The thing is to get back in the groove, which will help you write what you want to write, So, yeah, that’s splendid, Josh! ** Sublethal, Hey. Thanks much about my interview. Listen, if it gets your writer juices flowing, that’s the best outcome for that thing that I can think of. Having your work inspire others to write is the real Nobel Prize. Yeah, about the PR interviews. I’ve been dreaming about being interviewed in TPR since I was a teenager. I always thought if you were accepted into that canon, you were officially a real writer. So, yeah, that privilege has been an amazing thing. I would think Gary will get in there. He’s such a complicated guy who takes no prisoners, and sometimes that results in him being cut out of honors that he so deserves. ** Squeaky, Oh, I forgot to send the message. Immediately post-p.s. Thanks a lot about the post. And that’s a great story about seeing the Zidane film. Yeah, it’s a deep film in unexpected ways, very strange. ** Sailor, Hey, pal! Okay, cool about your stuff being all squared away. If you see the Rebecca Horn film, let me know what you think. I kind of mostly didn’t like it, but I saw it ages ago, and ages play tricks on one’s memory and all that. I’m good. I hope you’re good too. Are you London-bound any minute now? ** David, Congrats on your popularity at the family reunion. What was the occasion for it? The Salle film has aged well. I think it looks much better now than it did, but I’m not sure why. ** Chris, Hey. You have issues with PayPal? Well, technically, I had squat to do with the PayPal thing, although I don’t have a problem with it. Why, is it more evil than other money transaction options? My Facebook quota … you mean the friends limit? Pain in the arse. ** Pisycaca, Hey! As soon as the schedule is set, I’ll let you know. I’m so glad you’re going to come! Other than the surrounding February weather, it’ll be big fun, I swear! ** Jesse Hudson, Thanks again, mighty Mr. Hudson! And the comments keep coming. Talk to you pronto. ** _Black_Acrylic, Hi, Ben. The French postal service seems to have been unusually efficient as copies seem to be arriving on time. Very cool about Saturday. Yeah, I hear you about the lack of ‘the shock of the new’ factor. Maybe you should really shake it up next year. The initial evidence on your blog looks great. I love your Vega simulacrum, and your buddy worked those glasses big time. Everyone, _Black_Acrylic aka the masterful Ben Robinson is presenting visual evidence of the big ‘Yuck ‘n Yum’ AGK 2 event of this past Saturday, and first up is his eerie karaoke simulation of Suicide performing ‘Ghost Rider’ in words and photos with video to follow. Be there. ** Lee, Well, that UT reunion is a case of ‘now I’ve seen everything’. Or you’ve seen everything rather. Are there any bands left whose members are still alive who haven’t reformed that one would be excited to see reformed? There must be, but I’m blanking. I will peruse the listings for every every UT-shaped space in Paris. So, you’re fully back in school, and you’re happy and even communing with nature in your happiness! Dude, so awesome to hear. Any reports along the way that you would be into passing along would be heavily ace. Great, Lee! ** Steevee, I have to disagree with you about the Bela Tarr, or about the 4/5 of it that I saw. Too bad about the Ferrara. Curious to hear from you about ‘Carnage’. What I’ve heard is that it’s okay but not much more than that. ** Tosh, Oh, Japan, Japan … One of these days. Your retrospective idea is a great one. Mixing the underground with the aboveground. As I was researching the post, I found a bunch of artists who’d gone the opposite route, giving up filmmaking to become visual artists. I think I might do a post about that/them too at some point. ** Math, Hey, Math! How have you been, pal? What’s going on? Thanks about the post. Awesome to see you! ** Chris Cochrane, The CD is out today! I’ll change the blog listing thing. Great! Feel physically better, buddy. ** Ken Baumann, Ken! Will, do, man. I’ll know some spooky LA dope by the weekend. Knott’s Scary Farm is the ‘Infinite Jest’ of the spooky house world. An embarrassment of riches. Exciting about the review! I hope the comments section doesn’t get too scary, ha ha. Thank you, Ken! Hurricane of affection to you. ** Creative Massacre, Whoa, ha ha, it took me a minute to figure that out. Very cool. And it’s even French, for goodness sake! Everyone, courtesy of Creative Massacre and also recommended by yours truly, Post-It War! Sweet about your new dog, and also about your having adopted him. What’s his name? ** MANCY, Hey, man. Thank you a whole lot about the interview. That’s very kind. And you? What’s up? Living in Seattle is … (fill in the blank). ** Kevin Killian, Warmest morning greetings to you, Mr. K. Ha ha, the pictures generation, you’re right! Interesting. Thank you about the PR interview, my friend. Oh, let me pass along your Chicago thing. Everyone, the very great writer and dude Kevin Killian has an alert that, not so coincidentally at all, presents an ultra-golden opportunity for you in the Chicago area. Listen up: ‘If there are any Chicago people who read Dennis’ blog, I’m going to be there for 4 days later this week, please give me a holler. I give a public lecture on Thursday at 5 at Gallery 400 called “In the Light.” Yeah, like the old Led Zeppelin number, my theme song.’ Have fun up and over there, Kevin! ** Bill, Hey. I might be mistaken, but I think maybe ‘Young Soul Rebels’ has been recently reissued on DVD? Don’t quote me on that, but I think that might be how I found it. Yeah, the French are covering the Wall Street thing more than the Americans are too! ** Misanthrope, You can download ‘Ken Park’ from a number of nefarious online places. Wow, she scored! How do you fake bipolar? Would being a nice guy who writes vile, disgusting books qualify me or you? Mansion! I’ll start checking the real estate websites. Ugh, sorry about the all-night proofing thing. What is the opposite of the old saying haste makes waste? Maybe there isn’t one. ** Charlie m, Uh, happy to make you feel less film snobbish, ha ha? ‘Johnny Mnemonic’ is starting to get this reassessment/cult fandom trying going on, so, yeah, I’d grab one of those $1 DVDs soon. Great about the return to music! Results, yes! ** Frank Jaffe, Hey Frank!! Thank you! Word over here in Europe at least is the new McQueen ‘Shame’ is a little bit less artistic but not damagingly so. I don’t think I’ve been in Out’s Top 50 thing, but I don’t know. I was supposed to be in some Top 100 Groovy Gay Guys thing they did recently, but it would have involved me traveling to London and being some fashion shoot thing, and I said no to that in my non-groovy fashion. That’s awesome about Richard Labonte writing up your zine. He’s a total hero of mine and of anyone with any brains, that Richard Labonte. Yeah, encourage Luke. That sounds like something he should do: get his writing out there by all kinds of means. Sorry about your wrists, man, but I appreciate it. Just for you, I’ll have a third cup of coffee this morning. Party! ** Okay. I got this done early-ish today, which means you’ll have extra time with my showroom of props, so everybody wins! Enjoy. See you tomorrow.




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