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Freshly, 18
Cardiff

No weird kinks. Don’t be a creep. Do not ask me personal questions.

Guestbook of Freshly

sleepless – Aug 13, 2026
now is the time … this is the place … for you to be calm … for you to relax … you want to be calm … you want to relax … to be hypnotized is to be calm … to be hypnotized is to relax … you want to be hypnotized … to be calm … to be relaxed … you want me to hypnotize you … to be calm … to be relaxed … contact me so I can hypnotize you … you want me to hypnotize you … contact me now … you want me to hypnotize you … contact me now … to be calm … to be relaxed … to be hypnotized … you want to do this now … contact me with the words “i want to be hypnotized” … do this now … it will make you calm … it will make you relaxed … contact me … it is what you want … it is what you need …

mycockyourholes – Aug 13, 2026
He got irked that I didn’t announce when I was cumming. Like it wasn’t perfectly obvious that I was ejaculating from the way I was bucking and grunting and cursing and flushed and cross-eyed with ecstasy. My other complaint is that he let my seed drip out. That was both disgusting and disrespectful. If I wanted to be sure my load arrived, I would have gaped the bitch and shine a flashlight up in him.

needtohitvape – Aug 10, 2026
It’s true, his mix of overconfidence and neediness is hard to navigate.

eternalsunshine – Aug 7, 2026
If you don’t compliment him profusely enough he starts whining and sulks and clenches his buttocks so you can’t get in.

Body Type Slim
Ethnicity Caucasian
Body Hair Smooth
Smoker No
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages English
Position Versatile
Dick L – Cut
Dirty No
Fisting No
S&M No
Kissing Consent
Hourly Rate On request
Overnight Rate On request

 

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The_Hurricane, 19
Stara Pazova Municipality

I am a 38-year-old actor. I own a 19 yo piece of property. I’m renting what’s mine to raise 200000 for a drama project in order that I can act in the Avignon Theatre Festival for professional reasons next Summer. Wealthy man step to the front!

Guestbook of The_Hurricane

BuiltDaddyTop – Aug 10, 2026
A recommendation is an understatement: YOU ARE DUMB AS BREAD IF YOU DONT FUCK HIM!

Suche_Sex_Jetzt – Aug 7, 2026
Der beste arsch

HugeJordan – Aug 4, 2026
i once fucked him during 1 month

Keydigo – Aug 1, 2026
As the pics indicate: surly, stand-offish with a foxy physique. I had a great time fucking him. A shame he’s not gay.

Body Type Average
Ethnicity Caucasian
Body Hair Some
Smoker Yes
Tattoos Yes
Piercings No
Languages Serbian, English
Position More bottom
Dick L – Cut
Dirty WS only
Fisting Ask
S&M Soft SM
Kissing No
Hourly Rate 100€
Overnight Rate 750€

 

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LUCIANOTHEBEST, 18
Zurich

hii I’m luciiii I’m a BTTM and gay I’m 1)blahhahahah(7 and I’m looking for a boyfriend to fuck me and spoilme please, lord🙏

Guestbook of LUCIANOTHEBEST

californiaclem – Aug 12, 2026
I’m going to hire him for a threesome with my wife next time. I can’t deny her something like that.

LUCIANOTHEBEST (Owner) – Aug 11, 2026
I feel very addressed.

balsica – Aug 11, 2026
I am a very athletic man who loves to lick young Italian ass – very good and deep with my long tongue in and out. It was great to put my powerful moves on him, then take care of his ass, tirelessly until I had a cerebral ejaculation. The best money I’ve spent in my life.

stuartkaminsky – Aug 3, 2026
Just a boy who’s into Taylor Swift maybe too much. Very inexperienced and awkward and scared so you need to pounce.

Body Type Slim
Ethnicity Mixed
Body Hair Little
Smoker No
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages Italian, English
Position Bottom only
Dick M – Cut
Dirty WS only
Fisting No
S&M Soft SM
Kissing Yes
Hourly Rate 200€
Overnight Rate 1600€

 

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FF-Fans, 20
Vila Real

Twink FF-addicted🤜🤜🤜 couple in Chastity⛓️⛓️ who think love is the most important thing

Guestbook of FF-Fans

Gentlemanfarmer – Aug 11, 2026
Forced the brunette boy to gag and puke on my cock last night. Ate some of the puke and then used it as lube as I fisted his hole. Quite tasty too.

n4rc0tic – Aug 10, 2026
Bizarre

MishaWasHere – Aug 6, 2026
I concentrated on Anthony (the blond) because he can take it past the elbow. But his ass is very noisy. Maybe I can convince my neighbor I was playing a trombone.

BlueEyesNorth – Aug 3, 2026
Warning or hot tip depending on your preference: when the dark haired twink prolapses it looks like he gave birth to a dolphin.

Body Type Slim
Ethnicity Caucasian
Body Hair Shaved
Smoker Yes
Tattoos Yes
Piercings Yes
Languages Portuguese, English
Position Bottom only
Dick L – Uncut
Dirty Yes
Fisting Passive
S&M Yes
Kissing Ask
Hourly Rate On request
Overnight Rate 1500€

 

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Moneydamn, 19
Atlanta

I’m a “str8” young dude – by that I mean in public – I don’t want anyone I know to find out I fuckin love dudes dumpin come in my asshole on the DL. That’s the shit that turns me on is that none of my buds or the girls I fuck have any clue that I get off having guys fuck and breed me on the DL – so fuckin dirty – that’s what makes it hot to me.

Started this shit bout a year back. Yeah I was thinkin about takin cock but kept that shit to myself and my jo sessions, but finally one night I got partied up somewhere I didn’t know anyone enough to give a shit what they knew and ended up having this Mexican guy push me down face down ass up just pulled my shorts down and raped my hole till he dumped his load up in me and left.

Yeah I wanted it cause if I didn’t I would have beat the shit outta him – but fuckin turned me on having a dude treat me like a cum dump and ever since then I sneak around and let dudes breed my hole for cash on the DL

Guestbook of Moneydamn

MedStudent – Aug 10, 2026
Excellent writing some of the best on here

Call_me_Ray – Aug 8, 2026
Olympic medals and Michelin stars would not be enough recognition for this extraordinary ass. He will also eat out your wife which I strongly recommend.

makemewannadie – Aug 5, 2026
Fucking this boy’s ass was like throwing a lit match on a thousand-year-old pile of fir-tree branches.

MichaelColton – Aug 2, 2026
I should add that I speak from experience.

MichaelColton – Aug 2, 2026
His name is Nathan and he’s not as cute and funny as he thinks he is but his ass is highly sought after by dirty old men.

Body Type Athletic
Ethnicity Caucasian
Body Hair Little
Smoker Yes
Tattoos Yes
Piercings No
Languages English
Position More bottom
Dick M – Uncut
Dirty No answer
Fisting No answer
S&M Soft SM
Kissing No answer
Hourly Rate 75$
Overnight Rate 120$

 

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KasperandBartek, 18
Corfu

24 year old intellectual guy renting three-way possibilities with me and my primitive, insanely hot 18 year old boyfriend.

Guestbook of KasperandBartek

EruptionHumid – Aug 12, 2026
It’s very refreshing to have sex with a boy who is genuinely very, very stupid and not just autistic and weird.

15919 – Aug 8, 2026
We did not have sex long time ago, but this time i remember how got he is, but i am convince he could be better.

wuffstuff – Aug 1, 2026
He looks like a fuck able cut of meat.

Body Type Slim
Ethnicity Caucasian
Body Hair Shaved
Smoker Socially
Tattoos No
Piercings Yes
Languages Greek, English
Position More bottom
Dick XL – Uncut
Dirty WS only
Fisting Ask
S&M Soft SM
Kissing No
Hourly Rate 100€
Overnight Rate 500€

 

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moonchild, 20
Madrid

only thos older msg me who want son .. for them

any dad can msg me and only whom who don’t have a son .. so u can connect me for you and if you looking for a real son I’m alone boy so I can move to you

Guestbook of moonchild

Happieritaly – Aug 9, 2026
moon child fell from the safe heaven his mother made, now he’s on earth and wants nothing but to see her at nights, but this world had another plans for him and turned him into something else.

moonchild (Owner) – Aug 9, 2026
I have a father now but I need 2

hi_im_roman – Aug 2, 2026
He wants a father he can look up to and depend on and fool around with when he’s in the mood. I want a live in fuck meat who calls me Daddy. We’re trying to make it work.

FutureMD – Aug 1, 2026
Fuck, now I wanna gangrape your pussy with a bunch of my bros while your daddy watches. Think your daddy would be willing to jack me off into your fuckhole bitch?

Body Type Slim
Ethnicity Latino
Body Hair Smooth
Smoker Yes
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages Spanish, Danish, English
Position Versatile
Dick M- Uncut
Dirty No
Fisting No
S&M Yes
Kissing Yes
Hourly Rate 200€
Overnight Rate On request

 

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Just_Mike, 19
Los Angeles

Hello. I may be ugly and I’m missing teeth.. but like everyone else, I need money bad enough to ask for it here.

Guestbook of Just_Mike

Iwillsupriseyou – Aug 11, 2026
He’s a fairly attractive young guy with a boring homelessness problem… and with a huge inferiority complex. Are you cool with taking advantage of that? Do you agree that homeless people are naturally more pathetic and inferior to others? Is it wrong to reinforce that you are important and he is not. Is that abusive? I don’t think so. If you’re a guy who just happens to agree that homeless guys are naturally inferior to others, and want to take advantage of your respective places in the pecking order, he’s hot.

Just_Mike (Owner) – Aug 8, 2026
When I respond to being fucked by saying thanks it doesn’t mean anything more than thank you.

Velvetnomad – Aug 7, 2026
You can fuck him in his tent under the 405/34 interchange, but I don’t recommend it.

OpenMindedd – Aug 5, 2026
If you get him zonked on drugs he is absolutely flawless and couldn’t possibly be any better. If you could afford to keep him zonked on drugs, he would be a great roommate.

Just_Mike (Owner) – Aug 4, 2026
Used to have an account on here before I was homeless, returned because I wanted a new acc to reflect my intentions.

Body Type Slim
Ethnicity Caucasian
Body Hair Some
Smoker Yes
Tattoos Yes
Piercings No
Languages English
Position Versatile
Dick L – Cut
Dirty WS only
Fisting Passive
S&M Soft SM
Kissing Consent
Hourly Rate On request
Overnight Rate On request

 

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Soccerboyforsale, 18
Aarhus

Heeey I’m Karl – a very openminded Danish boy. I love to play soccer and to go fishing in my free time and of course freelancing as your horny moneyboy.

Guestbook of Soccerboyforsale

louisxvii – Aug 9, 2026
yo everybody hit him up

Silent-Desire – Aug 6, 2026
What turned me on so much and made me really horny was his taut young cock, to gaze at it for hours, knowing and also seeing how his still viable seeds still contained within him hanging, swimming and even thrashing about in it and knowing that from all these seeds produced Life will never emerge from his seeds nor would it ever become life, all his seeds were always again immediately after their formation injected by him with a lethal dose into my stomach and forced to die an agonizing death.

Soccerboyforsale (Owner) – Aug 4, 2026
I’m not that sexually adventurous in person, but if your fantasies about me are weird or very taboo, we can message about that on another platform and yes, I am good at keeping secrets. Even if they are really bad.

IntensePleasure – Aug 4, 2026
Today I met with this “beautiful”, i am sorry, “gorgeous”, oh i am again sorry… I was thinking and thinking, what would describe him, its utmost impossible for me. Buddy, you have everything flawless, your killer eyes and lips. Your saliva tastes like honey. When we were sucking each other and specifically when i was tasting your firey cock and beautifully shaped ass which smelled awesome. Baby, you ask for a lot but you need and deserve so much more. The Almighty took special care when you were made. Thank you so much for clearing out my confusion.

Body Type Athletic
Ethnicity Caucasian
Body Hair Shaved
Smoker No
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages Danish, English
Position Versatile
Dick L – Uncut
Dirty WS only
Fisting No answer
S&M No answer
Kissing Consent
Hourly Rate 500€
Overnight Rate 5000€

 

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CleverTwink, 20
Buttigliera Alta

I decided what you gonna do

Guestbook of CleverTwink

CleverTwink (Owner) – Aug 13, 2026
Sorry I had to be not sexy that day for a reason

Top4Bitchez – Aug 13, 2026
You’re not going to believe me but in person he’s not sexy AT ALL.

FullmetalTwunk – Aug 10, 2026
He is really a Gay for Pay. Very nonchalant, feel the straight vibe instantly and had a conversation about sports. I wanted to fuck him, he was up for that if I paid 150 more. I instantly paid and fucked his tight pussy ass until he pissed and shitted my bed. I had to replace my mattress but I would do it again. A really hot but not interesting guy.

CleverTwink (Owner) – Aug 5, 2026
Nobody my age cuz it’s too weird

Body Type Slim
Ethnicity Mixed
Body Hair Some
Smoker Yes
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages Italian, English
Position More top
Dick XL – Uncut
Dirty No
Fisting No
S&M No
Kissing Maybe
Hourly Rate On request
Overnight Rate On request

 

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winterwalkhome, 19
Tsentralnyy District

If its illeg or really weird i have tele and zangi

Guestbook of winterwalkhome

namenotneeded – Aug 7, 2026
Jerked off, will leave now. Thnx 4 the pics.

Body Type Slim
Ethnicity Caucasian
Body Hair Smooth
Smoker Socially
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages Russian, English
Position Prefer not to say
Dick M – Uncut
Dirty Ask
Fisting Ask
S&M Ask
Kissing Ask
Hourly Rate On request
Overnight Rate On request

 

 

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p.s. Hey. ** jay, Hi, jay. I think I like unreliable narrators in films, but only when they’re pretending to be unreliable or don’t want you to know they’re lying but you do? Then enjoy the … almost vacation? Or vacation with qualifications? It’s supposed to cool here a little today, and so far it seems like that’s true. Yesterday was murderous. Happy weekend of everything! ** Adem Berbic, Report back. And hydrate. ** Khaled, Hi. Thanks a lot for coming in. Those are obviously solid arguments against his work. The animal killing is a real problem for me too, but I don’t feel the condescending, although I do get why his films have that effect. Have a good weekend. ** _Black_Acrylic, My other two friends who were watching ‘The Shards’ have given up, so all the reportage is resting on your shoulders. ** Tosh Berman, Hi. I never watched the English version. I’ve been very suspicious plus warded off by others. But if it scared you that much, wow, okay, I feel temptation accumulating. Mm … my guess is Walker would have quite liked the original ‘Funny Games’ at least? ** Sam F, Howdy, Sam. That consumption of culture question is a big one. I sometimes or even often think consuming culture is the whole ball of wax, lifewise. Well, except when I’m contributing myself. Or sitting in a cafe with friends. Or I guess sleeping and eating. Okay, yeah, the question remains. I’m disturbed in an unpleasant way by the animal killings in his films, but I’ve been a vegetarian since I was fifteen and just watching people eat meat without the slightest thought that it’s a dead animal disturbs me. (Although I keep that thought to myself in the moment being a polite sort of guy). Even more bestest to you. ** Carsten, I admire Haneke’s films. They make me a little angry sometimes, but I think he’s a superb filmmaker. My favorite is probably ‘The White Ribbon’ and maybe ‘Benny’s Video’ among the earlier ones. Yesterday here was absolute hell, sky-wise, day and night. I’m exhausted. No more. I don’t think I know ‘The Horse Thief’. I’ll look into it. I was pretty sure Roy Andersson wouldn’t match with you. He’s increasingly one of my very favorite directors. ‘Sexy Beast’ is a lot of fun, and Kingsley’s crazy brilliant in it, yeah. ** Bill, Ricard would be good in a piece called ‘I Fuck Everyone Over’. Haha, yes! The metro here is practically completely plastered with huge posters for that thing, and I kept looking at them and thinking ‘What in the world is that?!’ Mystery solved. ** DonW, Excellent! Oh my god, the heat yesterday and last night. And now it’s a bit cooler but very humid. It’s always something. See you in a few minutes. ** Steeqhen, I’m so sorry, my friend. That’s so hard. I’m no dog whisperer, but I’m sure she felt loved. ** Steve, Yet another reason to curse France or Criterion that it’s not available here. I forgot that you interviewed him. That’s so wild. Weekend … meet up with a friend who also comments on the blog. Maybe see the new Schoenbrun. Try to stay somewhat cool. My biweekly Text/Film Zoom club is on Sunday. Film: Akerman’s great ‘Portrait of a Young Girl at the End of the 60s in Brussels’. Text: a long Alice Notley poem. And we’re finalising stuff for the upcoming streaming/BluRay/DVD release of ‘RT’, so there’s stuff to do around that. High hopes for world improvement on your end. ** laura w., I would love a social media feed algorithm explanation if there is one. Insta suddenly thinks I’m extremely interested in the old TV series ‘Columbo’, and I am not. Okay, between your and Harper’s input, I’ll try ‘Illinois’ first. Uh, no, I think a friend told me he rewatched ‘Cache’, and that put Haneke in my head and was the impetus. ** Diesel Clementine, Yes, they are predicting cooling by next week’s beginning. They are very frequently wrong though, just to forewarn you. I think Paris is much, much better than London, but there are those who disagree bizarrely. ** politekid, I so did!!!! You nailed it. It being … what, the infinite? For me it’s gotten so I’m lucky if I see one theater production a year that doesn’t make me leave very early. Strange. There’s a ‘Death Note’ musical? Wtf. Did you see that apparently god awful ‘Trainspotting’ musical? Again, wtf?! Why do wealthy people keep giving musical makers money to try out such cockamamie half-baked ideas? Anyway … I just laid out my weekend to Steve up above. If it’s not violently  hot, that’ll be enough. Do tell if George V. Higgins is a genius. Or if not too. ** HaRpEr //, Yesterday was the absolute worst. I’m kind of a ghost today. I will listen to ‘Illinois’. Maybe this weekend if the ghost of me so proclaims. ** Okay. This weekend, falling as it does in the middle of the month, means that things around here have become pretty straightforward. See you on Monday.

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My films are intended as polemical statements against the American ‘barrel down’ cinema and its dis-empowerment of the spectator. They are an appeal for a cinema of insistent questions instead of false (because too quick) answers, for clarifying distance in place of violating closeness, for provocation and dialogue instead of consumption and consensus. -– Michael Haneke, “Film as Catharsis”

‘Michael Haneke is arguably Europe’s most esteemed and most controversial filmmaker. After twenty years of directing for the cinema, he has earned a place in the pantheon of the most acclaimed active auteurs. His feature Benny’s Video (1992) shocked crowds with its restrained, antipsychological portrait of a teenager who kills a young girl “to see how it is”. Funny Games (1997) inspired a fierce debate on how one can interrogate violence in film. On the whole, Haneke’s polemical programme attempts to lay bare the coldness of Western society and challenge Hollywood’s blithe treatment of violence. With acknowledged influences including Andrei Tarkovsky, Jean-Marie Straub, Michelangelo Antonioni, Jon Jost, Abbas Kiarostami and above all Robert Bresson, his recent work has garnered a host of accolades and arthouse success. Caché (Hidden, 2005) won the Palme d’or and was voted by The Times as the “film of the decade”. Das weiße Band (The White Ribbon, 2009) earned Academy Award nominations for Best Cinematography and Best Foreign-Language Film.

‘Born in 1942 in Munich, Michael Haneke grew up in the Lower Austrian city of Wiener Neustadt. He studied psychology, philosophy and theatre at the University of Vienna and wrote film and literature reviews on the side. From 1967 to 1970 he worked as editor and dramaturge at the southern German television station Südwestfunk. It was in 1970 that Haneke began writing and directing films and (similar to most Austrian directors of his generation) his initial experiences behind the camera were projects for television. Haneke has also directed a number of stage productions (including Strindberg, Goethe, Bruckner, and Kleist) in Berlin, Munich, Vienna and Paris. His first film intended for cinematic release, Der siebente Kontinent (The Seventh Continent), premiered in 1989.

‘Writers retrospectively plot a director’s career as a teleological historical narrative with a familiar literary pattern, in this way circumscribing his or her works for the sake of a neat (if contrived) principle of organisation. Examining a living, very much active filmmaker is problematic and, I would argue, assessing Haneke is particularly challenging. No sooner has a commentator made a “definitive” pronouncement on what does or does not characterise Haneke’s oeuvre, than the director defies all expectations. After being initially positioned in the context of Austria’s television and film (cottage) industries and cultural politics, for example, he moved his operations to Paris and began making French-language “European” films with high-profile arthouse stars and multinational funding. Over the years, Haneke has regularly issued devastating squibs denouncing the manipulative American cinema (see the epigraph to this essay)—and then proceeded to make a picture with Hollywood money. After years of nostalgic recuperations of celluloid materiality and cinematic spectatorship, he began to make films that depend on digital technology and demand DVD viewing.

‘In spite of my own admonition against trying to pin down a moving target, I will attempt to work out a few characteristics of Haneke’s cinema and the experience of watching it. Although these principles do not apply equally to each individual film, they provide a framework to begin to approach the director.

‘Stories chronicle the failings of emotionally cold individuals and the implosion of bourgeois social structures when placed under a complicating duress.

‘Culturally, these narratives concern and comment on the identity politics of European class systems, gender roles and ethnic hierarchies, as well as the individual and collective guilt that these structures engineer.

‘Narrative forms tend toward the episodic and elliptical. Befitting art cinema practices, characters’ motivations remain obscure and their goals ambiguous; clear narrative resolutions are foreclosed or made impossible to determine. Haneke’s cinema provokes, demands but ultimately frustrates interpretation.

‘Stylistically, Haneke’s work favours the long take over montage and static shots over camera movement. Specific patterns of editing, framing, sound design and performance produce an uncomfortable viewing experience that, at best, invites a critical attitude towards media, images and the representation of violence and, at worst, uses these elements as titillation or authorial signature.

‘More so than the works of other filmmakers, watching Haneke is coloured by his media performances, theoretical observations and self-analyses. On the festival circuit and in provocative interviews, an ensemble of Hanekean provocations and buzzwords (e.g., “Every film rapes”; “I want to rape the viewer into independence”) competes with the viewer’s experience and invites critical attacks.’ — Mattias Frey

 

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Stills

 

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Further

Michael Haneke @ IMDb
Where to begin with Michael Haneke
Michael Haneke, The Art of Screenwriting
Michael Haneke @ MUBI
Michael Haneke @ Twitter
Michael Haneke’s Harrowing Excavations Of Modern Society
Michael Haneke @ letterboxd
Book: The Cinema of Michael Haneke
Michael Haneke @ No Film School
Michael Haneke Interview: Uncut
Book: A Companion to Michael Haneke
A View to a Kill: Michael Haneke’s “Cache”
Michael Haneke: ‘I use the internet, but I don’t have time to waste on social media’
Michael Haneke • Great Director profile
Michael Haneke assesses his oeuvre
Michael Haneke Talks ‘Happy End,’ Dangers Of Social Media, Immortality & More
Michael Haneke interview: the master of misery cinema on selfies, Snapchat, and ‘the despair that comes after the tears’
A Minute With: Michael Haneke
Michael Haneke: The Intermedial Void
Michael Haneke: ‘I hope all my films are obscene’
Michael Haneke Goes Cruelty-Free With Amour
Michael Haneke by Lawrence Chua
The Conversations: Michael Haneke

 

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Extras

MasterClass with Michael Haneke 2017

Les Génériques de Michael Haneke – Blow Up – ARTE

Michael Haneke with Monika Schärer at the ZFF Masters

Haneke on How to End a Film

 

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Interview

 

In our first interview 20 years ago, when The Seventh Continent came out, the question of religion took up quite some space. You talked a lot about Jansenism, Pascal, and Bresson, for instance. And in later years, theologians have engaged with your work in books and conferences. Nowadays, you rarely talk about such issues, but The White Ribbon is a film that directly tackles religion—in its less transcendent aspects, of course.

I don’t mind this approach to my work, but I am not a religious filmmaker. Not at all. The Seventh Continent is a much more existential film than The White Ribbon, which deals more with the surface of religion, its negative political side; the question of God is not raised at all. No religion automatically spawns terror, it’s always the churches and people who use the basic religious needs of others for their own ideological ends, in conjunction with education and politics. Faith per se is something positive; it generates meaning. I for one have no religious faith anymore. Tough luck! Because if you do, you have a different, more contented view of life. For the Jansenists, the existence of God survives in his remoteness or unavailability. You can say that this is only wordplay, but it’s closer to one’s sensations than a purely rational explanation. You can rationalize and explain away the feeling of being overwhelmed by nature, for instance, but the feeling remains.

You already mentioned that you were baptized as a Protestant, but you’ve also told me that you grew up without seeing much of your father and that you were educated by three “mothers” in cozy Catholic surroundings—which you disliked. Your upbringing must have been quite the opposite from the pastor’s kids in The White Ribbon.

Since puberty, I‘ve always defined myself by taking a certain distance. I see it even in everyday conversations. That’s also why I’m not good at accepting accolades. How should I say . . . As soon as a majority takes shape, I’m against it on principle. It’s instinctive. Whenever people agree on everything, I get aggressive. At school, I didn’t go to Catholic religious instruction—we had Protestant instruction once a month, and I enjoyed being different from all the others in my class. I never liked being slapped on the back, and I don’t want to do the back-slapping myself, either. I was a loner as a kid and I’ve remained that way. I’m not especially proud of it, of course, it’s just a fact.

In the reception of your films, violence and its media depiction are often discussed as your major theme. But there may be a larger term that defines your interest better and that includes violence, namely the notion of lovelessness. It’s also at the center of the new film.

Doesn’t all dramatic work deal with this? Chekhov at least, who is the greatest dramatic writer next to Shakespeare. He is so heartbreaking in Uncle Vanya, the way he presents carelessness and the desperate longing for a love that, in the end, one is unable to muster anyway. And it’s also what’s prevalent in daily life, the feeling of a lack of love that everyone is afflicted by.

But since the fetish of love in all its variations has been such a core element of middle-class ideology for two centuries, it’s not surprising that the great artworks of this same era regularly uncover the actual lack of love in bourgeois relations. It’s an important type of social critique, and I see your films as part of this tradition—even though you don’t tend to view them as explicit social critique.

Well, I’m certainly a part of bourgeois culture, and I do view the society I live in as pretty loveless. In The White Ribbon the theme probably presents itself more pointedly, almost in model form, because of the historical distance between the story and ourselves. But it’s not limited to works from the past two centuries. I think that poems or artworks from earlier times appear to us through our own framework. You read or hear something that was made in the 17th century or in antiquity and you draw it toward you. Otherwise we wouldn’t be moved by so many creations from the distant past. There is a continuity of certain themes that can’t be dismissed, even if the forms of social life and artistic expression undergo massive changes.

I’m interested in the topic of education and its representative in The White Ribbon, the teacher and narrator of the film. In many ways he departs from the rigidity, cynicism, or brutality that the other figures of authority often show—the pastor, the doctor, the steward. The teacher is the only male character who really asks questions, almost like a detective, and he’s also the only one who is allowed a genuinely sweet love story. But we never really see him in his job, teaching things to the pupils or bringing some enlightenment. It’s almost as if he becomes part of the repressive system by default, his potential as an alternative figure not fully realized.

Yes, of course. On the one hand he is a bit of an outsider from the start. He’s a counterweight in the whole construction, someone who takes a distance and has his doubts. Teachers often play this role. Look at how Wittgenstein practiced his job as a schoolteacher—he was in direct conflict with the small community where he worked. I also remember one or two teachers from my own childhood who were real idealists. On the other hand, he’s a bit of an opportunist sometimes, for instance when he echoes the pastor’s authoritarian stance toward the pupils. He’s not fully up to snuff in terms of acting as an alternative. To me there are no completely positive or negative characters in the film. The pastor is not evil either, he’s really convinced of what he does. He really loves his children. That’s the horror of it. It was normal to beat one’s kids. When he tells them, “I won’t sleep tonight, because tomorrow I will have to hurt you,” it sounds cynical to our ears, but I think it’s better to believe him. It’s not very interesting to see him as a sadist or as a grotesque mental case. If these people had just been perverts, this kind of behavior wouldn’t have had such broad effects. And I’m not sure if any other system of education is inherently better. It’s always about the individual pedagogical impulse: do you do something just to exert your authority, or to help the other person find his or her way in society—as shitty as society may be. Each educational system is only as good as the person who acts in it.

As a professor at the Vienna Film Academy, you are also a teacher. Do you feel an obligation beyond the professional side, beyond teaching filmmaking, to educate the students in a more general sense?

I guess I’m a relatively demanding teacher because I think it’s no use treating students with kid gloves. At the Academy, they are working with a net anyway, so I try to quickly raise the requirements to prepare them for the professional life. I also try and give them internships on my shoots, but it can’t be more than two per film. And usually I don’t mix with the students on a personal level. I mean, I give advice whenever they call me, but I don’t go out for a beer with them. I don’t believe the role of “best buddy” is something that a teacher or parent should aspire to. I think kids hate that, they find their buddies at school, but in a father or teacher they look for a role model.

After the Cannes premiere, several critic friends asked me which literary work The White Ribbon is based on. But it’s an original script, of course. Can you describe the tone that you were aiming at? What kind of writing were you thinking of when working on the dialogues and the narration?

In terms of the formal mode, I decided on two things early on: to do the film in black and white and to have a narrator. Both are means to create distance and avoid any false naturalism. It’s the memory of someone from that era, so I wanted to find a language adequate to this period. I wanted to write from the feeling of how I had experienced this era through literature. Theodor Fontane is probably the closest I can think of. His writing seems representative. I like this measured language—it gives a kind of dignity to the subject and to the reader, it doesn’t jump at you. It’s gentle and discreet.

It’s pretty daring, I think, to introduce such a strong narrator. Ten or 15 years ago, this might have been deemed old-fashioned, but in today’s film landscape it feels like a radical gesture.

That’s why I felt it was legitimate to do it, and why it was fun. It’s like a slap in the face of what is seen as up-to-date and necessary in storytelling today. And it’s an attempt to provoke a certain attentiveness or thoughtfulness in the viewer that the current narrative models in film no longer provoke, even if they are very refined or complicated. There are also people in music and literature who create highly advanced works and at some point return to a “classicist” mode.

Apart from the creation of distance, are there other reasons for the choice of black and white?

There’s a very important practical reason, too. You need to bluff when making a historical film, because you never find original settings that have remained unchanged. You always have to add to the locations and structures that you find, which is much easier if the end result is in black and white and not in color. If you drive through the former GDR, for instance, you see that the houses have very different colors than ours, made by a different industry that produced different chemicals. Each era and each region have their own color that dies with the specific companies that produced it. I rarely see historical films that seem to get it right in color.

What are the positive exceptions?

Patrice Chéreau’s Queen Margot I find terrific—he manages to create a historical climate for which we have no photographic sources, of course, but which I find fully credible. At the same time, it becomes operatic. Visconti managed to do that too, even better.

So far, the technical side of filmmaking has not been a major topic of discussion about your work. But the look of your films seems to become more important, with Time of the Wolf, for instance, and especially with the new film.

For me, it’s always important, but the more experience you have, the closer you can follow what the cinematographer does. For instance, I always fight for less light when we shoot! In this case we shot on color film, because if you work with candles and oil lamps a lot, you need extremely light-sensitive material, which is unavailable in black and white. It became a black-and-white film only in postproduction. I had a fantastic crew—Christoph Kanter, my art director who I’ve been working with for ages, Moidele Bickel, the costume designer, whom I hired because she had done the costumes for Queen Margot—the best I’ve seen in cinema. She’s a master in creating the necessary patina, clothes that look truly worn. I don’t think a director needs to be proficient in all these crafts, cinematography, set design, etc., but he needs the ability to quickly perceive all details and proportions and see if something is wrong.

Today, digital postproduction also allows you to “fix” things that weren’t physically possible or went wrong on the set.

The only thing that counts is the result, in its effect on the viewer. And if the viewer is being respected in the work, then all kinds of artistic or technical intervention are not only legitimate, but should be required.

Would it be conceivable for you to make a computer-generated film in the manner of Pixar, provided it were possible to render fully realistic, lifelike images of humans?

Absolutely. It could be total cinéma d’auteur. But the pleasure and the value of collaborating with others, primarily with the actors, would be gone. The kind of tension that you always look for, between a written part and a real person who inhabits that part with all the additional qualities that are unique to this actor—that element would be gone.

 

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14 of Michael Haneke’s 24 films

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The Seventh Continent (1989)
‘The Seventh Continent is the work of a developing artist (keeping in mind, of course, Haneke’s years in theatre and television), but the film dates extraordinarily well. Its major themes find more focused exposition in the extraordinary La Pianiste, a work adapted from another source but unmistakably Haneke’s in its major concerns. Like the devastating news account from which the film is drawn, The Seventh Continent is a horrendous announcement of the demise of a civilisation.’ — Christopher Sharrett

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Benny’s Video (1992)
‘From its startling opening, featuring video footage of a pig being slaughtered with a bolt gun, it’s clear that Michael Haneke’s second feature is unlikely to pull its punches. After all, in his previous film, The Seventh Continent (1989), Haneke featured a family locking themselves in their own house, destroying it out of sight of the prying eyes of the world and, when there is nothing left, finally despatching themselves. If that film satirised aspects of Western middle-class life, Benny’s Video had its sights aimed at the way we consume media and what we regard as entertainment.’ — CURZON

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Die Rebellion (1993)
‘Andreas Pum lost a leg and won a medal in the war. Even after the general breakdown he still maintains a firm belief in the legitimacy of order and the authority of the state. When he himself gets caught up in the wheels of the state apparatus, he begins to reconsider his values. Too late. Dying he renounces his god.’ — AFC

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71 Fragments of a Chronology of Chance (1994)
‘This cerebral Austrian mystery, by avant-garde director Michael Haneke, will disturb those viewers with the patience to wade through it. The film begins with a grisly mass killing. It was Christmas eve 1993 and a 19-year old student inexplicably murders several people and then kills himself. The fragmented film flashes back to October 12 and then progresses toward the fateful night. Throughout the film many characters appear and suddenly reappear. A homeless teenaged Romanian exile roaming Vienna’s streets and begging provides continuity. Each fragment begins with a newscast that functions as a surreal Greek Chorus One shows footage of the war in Sarajevo, and the other is a story about Michael Jackson.’ — Sandra Brennan

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Das Schloß (1997)
‘Existential drama directed by Michael Haneke and adapted from the novel by Franz Kafka. Land surveyor, K. (Ulrich Mühe), arrives at a small village that houses a castle. Though he was invited to the castle by officials, authorities refuse to allow him to enter and befuddle him with increasingly bizarre bureaucratic obstacles. K. grows perplexed by this and ultimately feels alienated from the society he has entered into.’ — Blackwell’s

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Funny Games (1997)
‘Michael Haneke’s most notorious provocation, Funny Games spares no detail in its depiction of the agony of a bourgeois family held captive at their vacation home by a pair of white-gloved young men. In a series of escalating “games,” the sadistic duo subject their victims to unspeakable physical and psychological torture over the course of a night. A home-invasion thriller in which the genre’s threat of bloodshed is made stomach-churningly real, the film ratchets up shocks even as its executioners interrupt the action to address the audience, drawing queasy attention to the way that cinema milks pleasure from pain and stokes our appetite for atrocity. With this controversial treatise on violence and entertainment, Haneke issued a summation of his cinematic philosophy, implicating his audience in a spectacle of unbearable cruelty.’ — The Criterion Collection

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Code Unknown (2000)
‘This isn’t necessarily Haneke’s best film (though it’s certainly in the running), but it’s definitely his least hectoring and (befitting its title) his most mysterious. Indeed, it takes a long time just to determine what Code Unknown is about, as its multiple narratives appear largely unrelated. Characters from one story occasionally encounter those from another, but not in the usual way that suggests everything is connected—it seems more like a means of imposing some small degree of structure on what’s basically a series of non-comedic blackout sketches organized around a common theme. Eventually, it becomes clear that Haneke is interrogating the idea of intervention, as it plays out between lovers, between strangers, and between nations. That may sound tediously academic, but Haneke’s skill at orchestrating almost unbearably visceral confrontations makes it anything but.’ — AV Club

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Michael Haneke on Storyboarding CODE UNKNOWN

 

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The Piano Teacher (2001)
‘The films that have followed The Piano Teacher have referred more and less directly to problems of postcolonialism and migration. In some, like Time of the Wolf (2003) and Caché (2005), these are the explicit focus. In others, like Amour (2012) and Happy End (2017), the fragility of the European Union stands in the background—in immigrant workers waiting to be paid; in refugees flooding the city of Calais. Using the same actors and even variations on the same characters again and again, Haneke inscribes these problems within the family, giving his corpus a quality that critics have called taxonomic: he examines the possibilities of contemporary (haute) bourgeois life in an increasingly volatile political reality. And the disaster is ongoing.

‘Yet The Piano Teacher mostly eschews historical and sociological questions. Instead, it stakes its claim on the continued vitality of an endangered European tradition—not classical music but the art cinema itself. Positing a masochistic spectator who wants to suffer through a film like this one, it makes a bid to turn us into teachers—or its transmitters. The paradox is that it works, and that this may mean accepting, as Erika muses in the novel, that “art is no consolation.”‘ — Moira Weigel

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Time of the Wolf (2003)
‘I originally wrote it as a science-fiction film, and now it’s set in the present. The audience no longer has to be prepared for the possibility of catastrophes happening. I was working on the screenplay for a different film when I was bowled over by 9/11, and I thought, “Something which has a lot in common with Time of the Wolf is happening here.” It was originally supposed to be my first project with Isabelle Huppert. Despite her support and that of the now-deceased Toscan du Plantier, financing the project wasn’t possible: too expensive, too complex, not a lot of fun, in other words difficult to sell. Thanks to the success of The Piano Teacher, backers were prepared to invest more money, and because of the material’s unfortunate currency due to 9/11, it suddenly became possible.’ — MH

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Caché (2005)
‘The crux of the problem in Hidden, as it often is in the work of Haneke’s artistic soul mates, revolves around questions of control, of power and emotional manipulation—more precisely, who is behind the surveillance tapes and what was their motive in making and sending them. Imagine the scenario of Rear Window re-presented from the perspective of wife-murderer Thorwald rather than voyeur-sleuth L.B. Jeffries (minus the resolution, of course). Except in this case the plaintive cry delivered by Thorwald when he enters the lair of his eager tormentor—“What do you want of me?”—is delivered by guilt-ridden investigator Georges to a hapless victim, when it should be directed inward at the deceptions propping up his fatuous sense of self. Once again, this is typical film noir turf implanted with the fleurs du mal of contemporary crisis. We feel insecure, stressed, threatened by elusive forces whose connection to us as individuals is obscure. Yet we can’t quite shake rumbles of complicity, of having acceded to something for which we will ultimately be held accountable and from which our unprecedented standard of living cannot protect us. It is this heart of darkness that beats beneath the icy surface of Haneke’s films. An unwelcoming site, we avoid it at our peril.’ — Paul Arthur

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Funny Games (2007)
‘Regardless of what version you are watching, Funny Games is a painful watch, acting as a rather soulless one hour and fifty-minute essay in violence on screen and how we need to change our ways. It is one of the few films I have watched in my lifetime that actively positions itself against the viewer and takes every conceivable opportunity it can to anger you. Then again, maybe it was not supposed to be enjoyed in any conventional way, especially when taken for what it is: a filmic experiment into our enjoyment of violence and nothing more.’ — David Monaghan

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The White Ribbon (2009)
‘I always like to feed the viewer’s distrust of what they’re shown in film. That’s expressed in The White Ribbon solely when the narrator says, “I don’t know if all the details of the story I’m going to tell you are true, a lot of it’s hearsay, etc.” The film’s story is told in a contradictory way – it’s not that we see only what the narrator was actually able to see. There are also scenes where he wasn’t there. That’s my wink at the beginning, to make it clear that we’re not dealing with a factual account, but someone’s construct made in an attempt to reconstruct the truth. The film never claims that “This is how it was.”’ — MH

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Amour (2012)
‘Amour will, I believe, take its place alongside the greatest films about the confrontation of ageing and death, among them Ozu’s Tokyo Story, Kurosawa’s Living, Bergman’s Wild Strawberries, Rosi’s Three Brothers and, dare I say it, Don Siegel’s The Shootist. It’s worthy of being discussed in the same breath as the novels and plays of Samuel Beckett, of which Christopher Ricks wrote in his bitingly perceptive Beckett’s Dying Words: “We know about our wish to go on being, we human beings, our wish not to die. Samuel Beckett, who rigged nothing, fashioned for himself and for us a voice, Malone’s, at once wistful and wiry: ‘Yes, there is no good pretending, it is hard to leave everything.’ These are the accents of a consciousness, imagining and imagined, which braves the immortal commonplace of mortality.”‘ — Philip French

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Happy End (2017)
‘Happy End unfolds in short, oblique scenes, including a number of video recordings whose authorship is either mysterious (à la Hidden and its unlabelled videotapes) or purposefully disembodied (as in security footage of an industrial accident). Context is absent; exposition is non-existent. This return to form(alism) is self-conscious, and one way to read – and quickly dismiss – Happy End is to characterise it as a greatest hits album of sorts, with all the old Haneke classics, from sociopathic teens and monstrously self-involved bourgeois parents to class warfare, racism and assisted suicide in one handy tracklist. Such a characterisation, while not inaccurate, ignores the subtle but significant shift in the material towards a lighter, though hardly benign, seriocomic tone.’ — Adam Nayman

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p.s. Hey. ** jay, Hi, jay. Happy that you liked Hudinilson Jr. archive, and yes. Other than the heat outside — well, and inside too — I think I’m okay. You’re in the hospital? Shit, I hope you’re doing okay and seriously not too hobbled. At least they have AC, presumably? Salinger is such an impeccable prose dude. No pedal usage? Uh, maybe ragtime? But, no, I wouldn’t wish that on you. Swiftest recovery, pal. xo. ** Carsten, Haha, I have straight porn here every once in a while. You just have to keep your eyes peeled. There was some place in Spain where it went almost totally dark for 59 seconds or something. I saw it on the news. I don’t remember where though. We didn’t even get eerie here as far as I could tell. But then my idea of eerie might not be everyone’s. Paris isn’t empty, it’s just that its makeup is different. Tourists prevail. They’re nice though. They’re mostly wide-eyed and full of wonder. Although maybe not yesterday and today because the heat is giving Paris an uncharacteristic forbiddingness. I did see that skater eclipse vid. Very nice. Skaters always improve everything. ** Adem Berbic, Excuse me? No, I don’t think my oeuvre could be called that, sir. I prefer ‘dick’. I was going to say that all the crystal fuelled writing I did went straight into the trash can. Nothing salvageable. Politekid put a bit of a damper on the ‘Cleansed’ production, but maybe you shouldn’t read it if you haven’t. ** politekid, Hi, O. Your book is so beautiful. It’s going to be on the blog soon, heads up. Thanks for the report. I have to say that ‘people reaching their arms out behind them in slow motion’, etc. is pretty much the epitome of bad performance across the board for me, so that’s enough to make me glad I’m not over there. And that teaser you shared makes it look absolutely horrifying. I wouldn’t last ten minutes. Directors who compel their performers to do things like that are condemning their productions to death IMO. I’ve never seen a Kane IRL production. I feel like any production of her stuff would seem stagey and unnecessary, but I don’t know. But the Wes Anderson show sounds fun. I think we had maybe the same one here, but I missed it. I’m going to think about your thought that Kane’s romantic side is “cloying”. There’s sense in that, I think. Buddy, so nice to see you! ** _Black_Acrylic, Thanks. Everyone, if you still have some fucks to give or rather intake, _Black_Acrylic adds this one. ** laura w., Hi. Can you believe I’ve never listened to Sufjan Stevens? Isn’t that weird? Should I start with the one you pointed out? My feed has a lot of Araki in it too right now. Maybe because I’m friends with the guy who wrote ‘Mysterious Skin’? Well, when I announced yesterday’s post on Insta I called it ‘F*cks’ instead of ‘Fucks’ to be safe. I don’t think Insta has censored any of my posts yet. I’m on Facebook too, and they remove my posts all the time. No one and nothing in the word needs to fuck off more right now than the heat. Well, except for Trump and Netanyahu and that lot. ** Steve, I was inside for the eclipse, so I don’t know. I did see pix of crowds in the Paris parks wearing protective glasses, so I guess so. Okay, need to test the Charli album clearly. Don’t think I’ll get to LA until October. They usually don’t announce the year’s array of haunts until around mid-September, so I’m just counting the days. ** HaRpEr //, It was horrid here yesterday. And last night especially. And today it’s going to be worse. Oh my god. I’ve read a couple of Kathe’s books, but I don’t remember their names at the moment. Options there are, yeah. No need to go there until the time comes if it ever does, for sure. But if it goes that way, it’s not a sign of failure in any way is what I mean. ** ⋆˚꩜｡darbbzz⋆˚꩜｡, Hey! I can’t remember Sunday, I’m sure it was a lot better than yesterday, which was like being cooked alive. It sounds like things with your crush go well and confusingly and excitingly which is how crushes go no matter what. Yes, about confronting your friend, I’m glad it worked. I kind of figured it would. I have a really good memory, and I’m always surprised when people don’t. So I don’t know. ‘Bleeders’ sounds very cool. I like the still. I’ve seen and do really like ‘Castration Movie’, yes. French Extremist film recommendations … let me think. I really like ‘Enter the Void’, for one. I’ll go get bombed in the brain pan by Brain Bombs, thank you! ** Diesel Clementine, I’ve been feeling stale and muggy too over here, but I’m pretty positive it’s just the awful heat. No, I’ve never seen ‘Skins’. I, like, never watch TV, or just very barely. Well, thank you for reading and thinking so thoroughly about ‘MLT’. Oh, gosh, if you’re arriving in Paris today, I’m so sorry for the nightmarish atmosphere. But, yes, hope to see you in many case. ** Right. For whatever reason I have restored an old post regarding the excellent and divisive filmmaker Mr. Michael Haneke for you today. If I don’t die of heatstroke in the meantime, I’ll see you tomorrow.