The blog of author Dennis Cooper

Month: November 2022 (Page 7 of 8)

Board Game Day *

* (restored)

 

A board game is a game in which counters or pieces are placed on, removed from, or moved across a “board” (a premarked surface usually specific to that game). As in other forms of entertainment, board games can represent nearly any subject.

 

 

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GO: Jacques Roubaud

Jacques Roubaud is a poet, mathematician, novelist, and member of the Oulipo since 1966. In his book ɛ (1967) he structured a poem-sequence according to the rules of the Japanese board-game GO, which he helped introduce into France. In that book, each poem participates in three separate, intertwining sets of poetic sequences distinctly determined (1) by their representation of moves in an actual game of GO, (2) by their place in an abstract figure, or constellation of poems, and (3) by their place in a ‘paragraph’ of poems organized according to a pseudo-mathematical justification. Two examples:

I belong to the finger that strikes the la to the flow to the coat to the honey plate to the moccasin to bumblebee fur I belong to the blue seer at the window

I belong to everything not to fire yesterday nor to the nail tomorrow to everything simultaneously I have this power that is not what I can nor what I am I belong

how was I saying there are cinders that I am not wheels I have not turned squares where I have not been an angle

how was I saying there are eyes through which I have not seen without me masses have thrown themselves upon the rocks without me truths have come to the end of their chain.

I dream that you smile
that we speak at my door
of books you have read
of the weather as you please
it’s nighttime in Paris
then it rains in our wine
I dream a wet garden
then we walk the streets
like coming home from school
steps ahead of our dog
adieu adieu age of games
the age of winds has gone
and everything could be better
everything could be different
I awake among the cries
a madman in derision
calling Marie Marie
and me I am in this black
and I know you are dead
and no one awaits you

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5 Eurogames

I enjoy explaining game rules, and I always introduce the game by first describing the game concept. Every rule has a role in supporting the game concept. If players can wrap the whole idea of the game around their heads, then all the individual rules ought make sense. Players can sit down and get to work at trying to win. If they can’t get the game concept, then most likely you’ll see the “deer in the headlights” look. “Okay, you explained the game to me but… what am I supposed to do?”

A game, at its best, is more than a bunch of mechanisms. It is a coherent system of mechanisms with a theme of its own. Let’s call this theme that summarizes the system of mechanisms the game concept. There is nothing to prevent a game built from a bunch of connected mechanisms from being lots of fun, but I think that having a strong game concept takes the game up a level. It helps to focus the players’ goals. It adds meaning to the game apart from the theme. It defines the game.

Stefan Feld’s Notre Dame: Players play as well-off Parisians in the 15th century who wish to improve the importance and appearance of the city quarter around the famous Notre Dame cathedral. The primary game concept is original but simple card play players use to permanently improve their influence in the quarter. However, turn after turn, round after round, players must make choices that can have major implications. If one does one thing, then the other can’t be done. Concentrating on one aspect means automatically ignoring another, which, above all others, is particularly dangerous in the case of the gradually approaching plague….

Players choose among a series of actions which help them to score points, gain resources, or avoid catastrophes. The more you are able to take the same action during the game, the more valuable it becomes. The trick is that in each turn, a player is presented with three possible actions, and he must decide which one to play, and which ones to make available to the players to his left.

Cyril Demaegd’s Amyitis: On any given turn, a player will take one of five different actions. The Merchant and Peasant each give you distinct types of resources. The Engineer gives you immediate points and a shot at a majority battle, for more points, on the main part of the board. The Priest lets you take part in a different majority battle in a small part of the board, which help you win more points or resources depending on where you choose to play. Finally you may move the caravan – in which you spend the resources you earned elsewhere to earn: points from cards, income, faster caravan movement, or the ability to earn points on the main board, which in turn is limited by choices made by players who chose the Engineer earlier in the game.

So the game Amyitis is about… I’m not sure. Cyril Demaegd described it as having a “star structure” rather than a “line structure”. I think I understand his point. Some games, ones with a linear structure, have their elements lined up like dominoes. The first one effects the next one, and so on down, until the last mechanism which affects the victory conditions. There are some very clever mechanisms in the game, and notwithstanding the nightmare “star structure”, the interrelationships play well. However, playing Amyitis is a little like playing with sand. It can be lots of fun, but there is nothing to hold on to.

Reiner Knizia’s Stephensons Rocket: Knizia expands his fleet of tile laying games with this game about colliding railroads in early 1800’s England. There are seven different rail companies that players can expand. Each time you extend a rail, the other stockholders can veto your action, but it might cost them their shares. When two companies’ rail touch, the railways merge to become one. The game is over when only one company remains or there are no rail tiles remaining, and the winner is the player who earned the most money over the course of the game.

A game can seem more complicated than it is when its game concept is weak. In a public appearance, Reiner Knizia once said that scoring and victory conditions are good things to manipulate to get the players to do what you want. In the case of Stephensons Rocket, he took his own advice too well. He made the game work by tinkering with the scoring mechanisms at the cost of maintaining a strong game concept. The final product is a good game, but at times it seems to be a runaway train that is in constant danger of running off its rails.

Andreas Seyfarth’s Puerto Rico: The players are plantation owners in Puerto Rico in the days when ships had sails. Growing up to five different kind of crops: Corn, Indigo, Coffee, Sugar and Tobacco, they must try to run their business more efficiently than their close competitors; growing crops and storing them efficiently, developing San Juan with useful buildings, deploying their colonists to best effect, selling crops at the right time, and most importantly, shipping their goods back to Europe for maximum benefit.

“Puerto Rico” by Andreas Seyfarth may be the great enigma when it comes to the notion of game concept. There are many facets to the mechanics. Each one is essential and none seems to dominate. Is the game about the role selection? The selection of roles is a central and original concept. Puerto Rico is relatively complex for a Eurogame, and it cannot be summarized by a simple game concept. Games such as Puerto Rico cannot readily be understood in terms of their component mechanisms nor summarized by a central mechanism that drives all others. The cogs of each mechanism are too tightly meshed. The game concept is the total effect. The challenge is to create a structure that is complex enough to satisfy the designer’s ambitions, but simple enough to be comprehensible. Anyone who has taught Puerto Rico to a newbie knows that even the simple structure pictured above starts to push the limits of comprehensibility for most people.

Karl-Heinz Schmiel’s Die Macher: “Die Macher” holds together remarkably well despite being one of the most baroque of all German games. It takes about 45 minutes to teach the rules for Die Macher, and each turn has 13 phases. I don’t think too many players would tolerate that sort of complexity if its mechanisms didn’t tie so well to its election theme. When a theme is strong, the theme merges with the game concept. “Players represent political parties, each trying to get as many votes in regional elections as possible, which earns you points. You’ll attempt to manipulate your party’s policies and public opinion in order to get votes in those regional elections. Success in those elections in turn enables you to control the national agenda, which scores you more points.”

Die Macher benefits from both a strong theme and a reasonably central mechanism to maintain some conceptual unity. As games move along the spectrum from “Eurogame” to to “Simulation”, the mechanics tend to blossom around the need to recreate reality rather than to maintain any conceptual unity. For many of the best games like Die Macher – including ones with strong themes – a game is about its game concept. The game concept may be a strong central mechanism that the others all relate to. Whatever it is, it brings the entire system together so that the player knows just what… the game is about. Without a game concept, what’s inside the box can still be fun, but it may just be six mechanics in search of a game.

 

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10 board games from the 90s


‘The Grape Escape’ (0:30)


‘Dizzy Dizzy Dinosaur’ (0:30)


‘Crossfire’ (0:30)


‘Hungry Hungry Hippos’ (0:15)


‘Perfection’ (0:30)


‘Don’t Wake Daddy’ (0:14)


‘Splat’ (0:30)


‘Mall Madness’ (0:15)


‘Ludo’ (0:30)


‘Jurassic Park’ (0:19)

 

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Guy Debord: Board Game Designer
by Nathan Heller

The French iconoclast Guy Debord tends to be known in America—if he is known at all—for two things, both of which peaked in the student movements of 1968, when he was thirty-six. Debord was a founder of the Situationist International, an underground organization whose roots lay in Dada and cultural Marxism and whose whimsical slogans, creative defiance, and cryptic prose attracted dreamers on both sides of the pond. He was also a curmudgeon. His 1967 book, The Society of the Spectacle (the other thing he’s known for), was the high point in a lifetime of faultfinding, paranoia, and alienation …

Still, he thought his legacy would rest on something else. “I succeeded, a long time ago, in presenting the basics of [war] on a rather simple board game,” he wrote in 1989. “The surprises of this kriegspiel seem inexhaustible; and I fear that this may well be the only one of my works that anyone will dare acknowledge as having some value.” Debord invented the Game of War, as he called it, in his early twenties—he had no military background—and patented it ten years later. The version that finally reached market in 1987, after more than two decades, included blow-by-blow commentary on a match between Debord and his wife, Alice Becker-Ho. (read the entirety)

 

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BoardGameGeek.con

Like Fantastic Fest and, recently, GenCon, BGG is an annual Dallas-based convention focusing exclusively on board games. Twenty-five major board game vendors participate to show and debut the latest and greatest in new games and gaming products. The Flea Market is a 30-45 minute event where participants can sell off their new or used games in a flea market style. Special guests include Jason Matthews of 1960: The Making of the President fame and Tom Lehmann, creator of Race for the Galaxy.

 


BGG.con tour


‘Agricola’ at BGG.con


Library at BGG.con


‘Heroscape’ at BGG.con


‘Pitchcar’ at BGG.con


The flea market at BGG.con

 

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Ten writers & artists re: chess

‘Chess is the touchstone of intellect.’
— Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

‘Chess is as elaborate a waste of human intelligence as you could find anywhere outside an advertising agency.’
— Raymond Chandler

‘Chess is a fathead and feudal game.’
— Georges Perec

‘Chess is as much a mystery as women.’
— James Purdy

‘Life is too short for chess.’
— Byron

‘The chess-board is the world, the pieces are the phenomena of the Universe, the rules of the game are what we call the laws of Nature. The player on the other side is hidden from us.’
— Aldous Huxley

‘Chess is mental torture.’
— Thomas Bernhard

‘I am still a victim of chess. It has all the beauty of art – and much more. It cannot be commercialized. Chess is much purer than art in its social position.’
— Marcel Duchamp

‘I feel as if I were a piece in a game of chess, when my opponent says of it: That piece cannot be moved.’
— Soren Kierkegaard

‘You sit at the board and suddenly your heart leaps. Your hand trembles to pick up the piece and move it. But what chess teaches you is that you must sit there calmly and think about whether it’s really a good idea and whether there are other, better ideas.’
— Stanley Kubrick

 

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The Function(s) of Game Art

Game art functions on many levels – information design which is clarity and comprehension, aesthetic needs which provides attraction and ambience, thematic needs which enhances the story and finally a branded “look” which provides a unique, iconic look for a branded property (not “samey” looking). It is easy for many to say that none is more important than information design or that information design should never sacrifice for other needs. In reality, the addition of thematic details and aesthetic needs will always lead to a reduction in information design as the more the eye needs to take in, the more difficult it will be to take in a game situation. It is a balance that is sought after. One can certainly find a very “functional” game in terms of user friendliness. But if it does not look good, something big is missing. Cheapass games fall into this category. While many of them might work from a clarity point of view, who really is seduced in to playing them? The art in such games remains relatively non functional despite any user friendliness.

I have often heard it said of game board art, “The game art needs to be functional, not a painting to hang on the wall.” This seems a very nonsensical statement to me. Art for walls serves to enhance the ambience of a room. By the same token, the art on the game board provides an ambience to the gameplay that very pure data will never drive. I maintain that you are more likely to spend time looking at your favorite games than the art on your walls. Thus, the game aesthetics are just as important as wall decoration aesthetics for setting a mood and ambiance. How often have we stared at the wall art for 60 minutes or two hours at a time? Now how about the game art? (read the entirety)

‘Sure, Cheapass’ Kill Dr Lucky may be “functional” in terms of user friendliness, but what does it matter when it looks terrible. The art has done nothing to lure me in and give me confidence that this game is going to work beyond some homemade concoction. Someone will have to work hard to convince me to play the game. …And they did. This as opposed to the look of the game doing the selling and creating the desire from within me to really want to play. Just because it reads does not make it good art.’

‘A more recent implementation of Kill Dr Lucky. The read has taken a hit here from the previous version. However, unlike the original, I would be initially interested in playing it, were someone else interested. Compared to the original this actually looks fun wheras the old one did not. I’ve not seen this production in person though, or played the original in years, so I do not know if the board is very readable. It could have readability problems which would be an issue. The only point I make here is that art now functions to generate appeal and consequent interest as well as confidence that this will be more than a prototype.’

‘A game called Siena. Here, we have a pretty board with nearly no functionality in terms of usability. My hunch with this was that the authors had very pretty art (an old medieval fresco) that they were afraid to “blemish” with graphic detailing. Consequently, the game has legendary difficulty in playability. ‘

‘The artwork seduced me. I bought it and played a few times hoping it would get better. The artwork fuctioned both to seduce me and to give me confidence in its performance. Here, the success and function of the artwork had nothing to do with ease of play, but of aesthetics.’

‘Cards and board from Through the Ages. They work pretty well from an information design function (though the board has a little problem with the notations). However, from an aesthetic point of view the game really suffers. The amaturish, homemade quality of the art has a prototype feel to it. It lacks the richness and drama that the game actually yields. Were it not for the high praise and ratings that the game has recieved, I might have passed on it. Boy, am I sure glad I didn’t though as, for me, this is a great game.’

‘Taluva – a pure abstract infused with theme by virtue of art and bits. I can feel and even believe that there is some primitive island life in the works here.’

‘Another abstract game here – Santiago. Unlike Taluva, I don’t get a sense of time or place (other than a farm). The art really does not much support theme. It looks very dry, abstract and boring. This also falls under a failure in aesthetic application as it does not look nice or compelling. Consequently, I’m less likely to pick this game up and more likely to get bored of it as soon as gameplay shows wear. Sure it reads, but so would a hand drawn black and white pencil sketch. I wouldn’t be interested in playing that either. Just because something reads does not make it good art.’

‘Everything reads pretty good in Augsburg 1510. But there’s nothing special going on here. When I played it with my group it came up a number of times… “what do you think of the art?” someone asked. Another said… “well it reads fine…” All the while there was a reflective silence and a shrug of shoulders. It’s just that there was nothing of interest here. It’s sort of a “been there, done that look”.’

 

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12 board game movies


‘Kentucky Fried Movie: Scot Free’, excerpt


‘Battleship’, trailer


‘Scrabylon’, excerpt


‘Chińska rodzinna gra planszowa’, excerpt


‘Dungeons and Dragons’, trailer


‘Word Wars: Tiles and Tribulations on the Scrabble Circuit’, trailer


‘Clue’, excerpt


‘Zathura’, trailer


‘Uber Goober: A Film about Gamers’, trailer


‘Star Wars: Interactive Board Game’, excerpt


‘Candy Land: The Great Lollipop Adventure’


‘Oujia: The Movie’, trailer

 

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In Modern Art, players compete to gain the most money by buying and selling paintings at auctions and reselling them for profit. The game consists of four rounds–in each, works by up to five Artists will be offered for sale, and auctioned off in various ways. Players take on the roles of art dealers / collectors. It is their decision which artworks to sell, and how to sell them. So, successful players must balance two aims, firstly collecting the best artworks for their own collections, forwarding the careers of those artists from whom they have most to gain–and at the same time, raising as much money as possible by successfully auctioning off those works that don’t fit their own strategy, and picking up their own fancies as cheaply as possible.

All players take turns running the auctions, which come in many different styles. Whoever offers the top bid owns the painting and sells it at the end of the round. The price the painting fetches is based on the popularity of the artist and how well his paintings have sold in the past. The player with the most money at the end of four rounds of buying and selling wins. These Art Dealers dream of fame and riches, but dreams can vanish in an instant, leaving the player with a gallery full of last year’s art, unwanted and valueless. Only those with a nose for tomorrow’s tastes today will rise to the top of the Art world!

Modern Art creator/designer Reiner Knizia is a full-time game designer born in Germany in 1957 and now living in England. He earned a doctoral degree in Mathematics and found work in the banking industry. His first published games in 1990 were Gold Digger and Digging. Since then he has been one of the world’s most prolific game designers with over 200 games to his credit. He is particularly notable for his auction trilogy and his tile-laying trilogy.

 






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In any case, I hope it pans out, but, if it doesn’t, speaking as the veteran of many non-panned out relationships, you’ll be not only okay but richer, trust me. ** Dominik, Hey!!! Thanks, yeah, just hoping our film isn’t a little too odd for them. Not sure what their tastes in film is like, but we’ll find out. Photos, yes, please! My jet lag is just slightly worse today. That happens. I expect about five days or a week of sleeping struggles. Pretty normal. I’m glad love mouthed those two sentences because I was very fond of them. Actually, your two favorites are mine too. Like minds! Love mistaking WokeBlond’s butt for a board game to WokeBlond’s surprise and delight, G. ** Jamie, Hey, hey, Jamie! I’m all right, unpleasantly lagged, but it’ll pass if logic is to be trusted. Our producer on the ground in LA is reaching out to the makers of some of our favorite haunts to see what they’re doing with their leftover decor and offering to take good care of it for a while. Fingers crossed. Oh, no, you got the Covid. I’m starting to feel like something’s wrong with me that I still haven’t had it. Glad it’s in your past. What do I know, but I have a pretty strong feeling that your novella is good at the very, very least. Forge! Oh, hm, it’s hard to imagine Alex James without his upper class snootiness, but, yeah, otherwise I can see that. I haven’t seen ‘La Coquille et le Clergyman’, but I do like Dulac’s films, so it seems like a good bet. Did you see it? I have this ongoing Zoom book/film club thing I do with US friends, and our assigned film this week is Herzog’s ‘Happy People’, so that’s my next cinematic foray. Know it? Love with drooping eyelids, me. ** _Black_Acrylic, Escorts with a sense of style are always one step ahead. No big on your not yet finishing ‘Mill …’. I’d probably still be stuck in Chapter 3. Yeah, of course, get to know your flat like the back of your hand first and foremost. ** Bill, Hi. 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I usually try to see ‘reality’ as something to be employed to attract and connect with the reader. So it’s about putting in just enough of that to usher the reader into what you really want to do. I usually don’t prioritise it any more than that. I guess I also think that if you believe enough in what you’re writing about it won’t be corny or overly intentional. It is a tricky balance to find — the essence vs. its pleasurable communication — but, you know, it’s just a trial and error thing, I think? ** Gick, Hi. Nice name. Oops, sorry you didn’t win whatever, but fuck them. I never win anything or even get nominated for any prizes, if that helps. C’est la … And, eek, about the cyst. I’m so sorry. Ouch. Or hopefully not ouch. It’s, like, treatable and everything, yes? Your new book! I can wait to read it. Wow. What feels like feeling lost will feel like a necessary rebuilding phase later. Or that’s how it works for me. I’m just not interested in aggression and egotism and control freakdom and the language and presentation that goes with them at all. So I guess, yes, I greatly prefer the submissive/passive voices, and apparently the looks of them too. Thanks for the kisses. Take some right back via moi. ** Okay. For some reason I decided to restore this old post about board games. Hence, it. See you tomorrow.

“I am your friendly neighborhood Spiderman, have a great ass, just like the real Spiderman. I am who I am and I can’t change.”

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darkseXXX, 19
Berlin

pierced & beautiful & intelligent & always stylish & always expensive smelling boy 4 extreme dark action

best you do it. talking about it is not my thing

Guestbook of darkseXXX

World_peace – Nov 12, 2022
I want my date with him to remain a mystery so as not to write platitudes out of a desire to marry him as soon as possible and make our small home a fortress.

darkseXXX (Owner) – Nov 11, 2022
I’m really not a very good top anymore. Not sure I ever was. I know I look like I should be a top and as often as I’ve tried I just can’t.

1guynamedtom – Nov 9, 2022
Intellectual, cultured and very fillable. Don’t believe me? Look into his eyes while your forearm slides deep inside him. Then your bicep.

BoxingDESTROY88 – Nov 8, 2022
I got all boxing gear.. want to knock you out, sleeper holds. I do tree work, drive a big truck, ride a harley.. got empty rooms in house with mattresses on walls n more… skimasks…

Body Type Slim
Ethnicity Mixed
Body Hair Shaved
Smoker Yes
Tattoos Yes
Piercings Yes
Languages English, German, French
Position More bottom
Dick L – uncut
Dirty WS only
Fisting Passive
S&M Yes
Kissing Consent
Safe Sex Never
Hourly Rate On request
Overnight Rate 800€

 

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slut, 18
New York City

my dad left and now i’m like this

Guestbook of slut

gangsterteddy – Nov 9, 2022
A rather thin, reserved individual, without much oomph.

Pumpkinhead – Nov 8, 2022
Call him buddy or champ and he will melt.

slut (Owner) – Nov 7, 2022
so i just moved to my dad’s because my mom sold me for meth and now she has people coming to my dad’s house to take me “home”.

hotcocksforme – Nov 3, 2022
He’s 51 backwards. Need to be super discreet.

redemption – Nov 1, 2022
We spent time together in the dark watching The Sign Of The Cross, a movie full of fire, sex and the death of Christians. “A little bride of Christ has had an awakening. Not to the Lord but to the power of sex lust desire.” What fun!

Body Type Slim
Ethnicity Latin
Body Hair Smooth
Smoker Yes
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages English, Spanish
Position Versatile
Dick L – cut
Dirty WS only
Fisting No
S&M No
Kissing Yes
Safe Sex Sometimes
Hourly Rate 120$
Overnight Rate 650$

 

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trymecandy, 19
Saint Petersburg

Hi!
My name is Alex, I’m 19 and I’m from Russia, St. Petersburg. And to tell you about myself, I will tell you about my dream. I dream of living somewhere in Finland in a private house, create my same-sex family with children and about a dog. And in the forest is the perfect home for me. Since childhood, I have been interested in everything related to cleaning, cooking and taking care of the family – so what can really be said about me as a person is that I am a housewife, at least in my the soul.

Sometimes I try to understand Finnish through video tutorials, and although it is very different from Russian, the meaning of Finnish expressions seems to me much clearer and more logical. Of course, this is not typical for a young guy like me, but I can’t help myself, because I clearly visualize and see in my head a beautiful picture – where my husband and I live with our children in a beautiful forest house full of happiness and love.

I’ve been working on this dream for 3 years now. So the first thing I’m looking for here is true love, which is essentially my dream.

I also want to say that despite the fact that I am from Russia, I am against the war, against our government, and in general – Russia, this is not the home of my soul. Sometimes I joke that the stork missed a little, because I was born near the border.

Guestbook of trymecandy

shykinkydude – Nov 6, 2022
i love pink holes..if you have one send me a pic so that i see thaatt cutiieee !!!~~

Body Type Athletic
Ethnicity White
Body Hair Smooth
Smoker No
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages Russian, English, Finnish
Position More bottom
Dick M – uncut
Dirty No
Fisting No
S&M No
Kissing Yes
Safe Sex Let’s talk
Hourly Rate 150€
Overnight Rate 500€

 

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TheStraightGuysFeet, 20
New York City

Yes, I’m straight. Your job is to make this as easy as possible for me. Have meticulous etiquette and only send face pic with mouth and tongue visible. Be in Manhattan. I’m not here to cater to your fetishes, I’m only here for deep cleaning of my ties and feet by your tongue – your clothes stay on … and stay away from my cock.

Guestbook of TheStraightGuysFeet

TheStraightGuysFeet (Owner) – Nov 2, 2022
Fair

YoureSentAway – Nov 2, 2022
I’m straight too but your feet are so fucking hot 🥵

Skippy – Oct 26, 2022
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Even though I have many years of different kinds of feet serving experience behind, worshipping your feet would be a new page in my life and its important that we both understand that this new phase of our life as acquaintances may not be as easy and cloudless as we expect.
Please give me a signal if what you’ve read above resonates with you.

Body Type Average
Ethnicity White
Body Hair Some
Smoker Yes
Tattoos Yes
Piercings No
Languages English
Position Top only
Dick L – cut
Dirty No
Fisting No
S&M Soft SM
Kissing No
Safe Sex Always
Hourly Rate 70$
Overnight Rate On request

 

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uptoyou, 22
Paris

At the tender age of 22, I am now looking for someone to support me sexually during this exciting time of self-discovery.
I have my permanent partner for everything mental, but since I want to try myself sexually I need someone else who can fully exploit my feminine side.

I like blowing but I’m rather impatient, because I mostly want to swallow.
You are welcome to distribute your sperm in my behind.
If you want to get fucked by a guy in lingerie that might be ok.
Otherwise, I’m quite hot to get used as a bondage and flogging object.
Feel free to start demoting and insulting me in the chat first thing.
I’m also pretty to look at in women’s clothes, so you’re more than welcome to take photos and videos.
And if you want to buy me something expensive to wear, I would of course reward you expensively for it. But it is ABSOLUTELY NOT a must.

If you have read up to here, please prove it by using the words “little bird” in communication.

Guestbook of uptoyou

Johnny235 – Nov 10, 2022
I sucked the hell out of him. And it didn’t kill my vibe.

Wannagagyou – Nov 7, 2022
I have been with him before, I know all about him, nothing about him surprises me any more, eventually he will lose his looks, I will be turned off, I won’t hire him anymore. “little bird”

TedthePerv – Nov 1, 2022
He’s quite masculine and reserved at first but as soon as you have your cock in his extremely tight cunt he goes crazy and you’ll want to go through him properly several times.

IAmAFrankGuy – Oct 30, 2022
He liked when I insisted that he not clean his hole out so I could fuck him like a pig. I loved it. It felt so good and the smell was hot!
I’d love to find a slutty bottom like him who I respect because I’ve never met any slut so far that I respected.

Body Type Athletic
Ethnicity Mixed
Body Hair Shaved
Smoker Yes
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages French, English
Position More bottom
Dick M – uncut
Dirty WS only
Fisting Passive
S&M Yes
Kissing Consent
Safe Sex Never
Hourly Rate 150€
Overnight Rate On request

 

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haha, 18
Iasi

Men with small guns are welcome to fuck me. I’m here for all men who have small guns. All men with small guns less than 4.5 inch or less than 4 can enjoy fucking my ass. If your gun is bigger will you pay for my jacking off videos?

Guestbook off haha

Thomas39279 – Nov 4, 2022
*stands on His soap box*:
Yes, he’s cute. Yes, I loved fucking him. Yes, his tiny hole is a thing.
*steps off His soap box*

Body Type Slim
Ethnicity Mixed
Body Hair Some
Smoker Yes
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages Romanian, English
Position Bottom only
Dick S – uncut
Dirty WS only
Fisting No
S&M Soft
Kissing Consent
Safe Sex Sometimes
Hourly Rate 50€
Overnight Rate On request

 

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Spidey, 20
Cleveland

I am your friendly neighbourhood Spiderman, have a great ass, just like the real Spiderman. I am who I am and I can’t change. If you ever had fantasies of fucking Spiderman oh and way more now is your chance.

Spiderman – Peter Parker

Body Type Athletic
Ethnicity Latin
Body Hair Shaved
Smoker No
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages English
Position More bottom
Dick L – cut
Dirty WS only
Fisting Active
S&M Soft
Kissing Consent
Safe Sex Let’s talk
Hourly Rate On request
Overnight Rate 2000$

 

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LifeSucksAndSoDoI, 18
Atlanta

So, the first semester of my last year of high school, I fucked up in, and I got all F’s in my classes because I didn’t show up too many times.

Second semester, I did a little better, but failed a class, and got a C and D in the other two.

Well, It’s quite simple: Back in 10th grade, My friend started cutting class. Being the idiot I was, I started too. Pretty soon, I STARTED CUTTING ALL THE TIME.

In conclusion, I am not stupid at all. I just make stupid decisions, and under the influence of video games, and such, I don’t study, Nor do I feel the need to.

I’m stressing out like crazy, and the only job that’ll hire me is McDonalds.. The lowest you can go. If I work at McDonalds, I’ll NEVER get a good job. EVER.

Because who the fuck will hire somebody who’s only job was working at McDonalds?!

IT’S DRIVING ME INSANE.

I can’t fucking take it..

I have this medicine that helps me focus, But I’m a completely different person in the morning, So I don’t want to take it. If you asked me right now “Will you take it in the morning?” I’d say “Yes!” but ask me in the morning, and I’ll grunt at you, and not take it.

Not only that, But the medicine kills my appetite, Which would be fine if I wasn’t 5’10 and 117 pounds. I barely eat as it is, But I can’t fucking help it, because there’s never anything to eat!

My sister who studies health nutrition, and such is always telling me “YOU SHOULD START EATING BETTER, OR YOU’LL DIE FROM A HEART ATTACK AT 40” WHICH STRESSES ME OUT EVEN MORE!!!!!

I’m such a wreck.. Please.. fuck me..

I’m looking for a rich man here to fuck me. I will be glad if I can find a rich man here to fuck me, I want it.

Guestbook of LifeSucksAndSoDoI

johnyuhh – Nov 5, 2022
You are garbage dude. Garbage man taking you out.

BoredBear – Nov 3, 2022
He is a very bigginer bottom who can’t be fucked properly at the moment, when he was sucking my dick he vomited.

willis90 – Oct 28, 2022
If you’re looking for a son he’s not him look elsewhere.

LifeSucksAndSoDoI (Owner) – Oct 22, 2022
Please note I have a girlfriend BUT I HATE HER.

Body Type Slim
Ethnicity White
Body Hair Smooth
Smoker Yes
Tattoos Yes
Piercings No
Languages English
Position More bottom
Dick L – cut
Dirty WS only
Fisting No answer
S&M Yes
Kissing No
Safe Sex Never
Hourly Rate 100$
Overnight Rate On request

 

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smokemyass, 18
Macon

I love it up the butt. Looking for quick pounding in a car. I’m looking for today, immediately if possible. If you want to do that just write. I’m looking for money all the time.

Discount if:
🟥You vote red red🟥
🚨Former Military/law enforcement 🚨
MAGA 🫡 🇺🇸🇺🇸
FJB
LGB

Guestbook of smokemyass

smokemyass (Owner) – Oct 29, 2022
I’d be happy to share my stories with other incest survivors.

billy88666 – Oct 28, 2022
You describe it very well, friday666. I can underline everything you say.

friday666 – Oct 28, 2022
I have bred this kid and tried eating the semen that comes out of his ass many times but something else always comes out.

smokemyass (Owner) – Oct 22, 2022
Guys who want to get mad quickly because you keep yelling at me don’t like me.

smokemyass (Owner) – Oct 19, 2022
If you’re a fast cummer and don’t want to burden your wallet too heavily, you can pay only a small “unlock fee” and then pay by the minute for using my butt.

Body Type Average
Ethnicity Latin
Body Hair Some
Smoker Yes
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages English
Position Bottom only
DickM – cut
Dirty Yes
Fisting Active/Passive
S&M Yes
Kissing No
Safe Sex Never
Hourly Rate 150$
Overnight Rate On request

 

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On2PlanB, 18
Los Angeles

New to Los Angeles. I usually don’t charge money for what I’m about to describe but I’m very, very broke.

I’m a very small, very skinny twink (4’11” and 80lbs), who loves deep, aggressive kissing, with lots of lip biting, tongue chewing, saliva draining until it’s almost unbearable while men groan and grunt like an animal.

My biggest turn on is to be thrown on the bed, and feeling a big man landing on top of me, full weight, not caring one bit if he breaks my ribs or back. He starts kissing me, gnawing my mouth, inhaling my mouth, grunting and groaning, and just goes wild.

One of my most weak spots on my body is definitely my neck, and I just love to be bitten hard (I really mean hard), choked, given hickeys (lots and lots of them), chewing and chewing until there’s more hickeys and bite marks than neck, not listening to my wails.

Note-worthy fact: I have a small dick.

Guestbook of On2PlanB

On2PlanB (Owner) – Nov 11, 2022
If I make you cum in 10 minutes I will return 50%.

backdoorjimmy – Nov 9, 2022
I was pounding him and gnawing his neck and gobbling his saliva when he just bursted into tears. I felt my heart beating fast, not just from being horny or something but somehow me fucking him crying “frightened” me. I always have a heartbeat when someone cries and it’s a red flag for me. I just felt weird then. I kept fucking him while thinking that he was crying and I worried. I’m not at all used to a bottom crying. I really don’t know how to help when a bottom cries. Just let him cry his heart out? Fuck him even harder? Put my hand over his mouth? It was a shock for me. I was a kind of insanely into him. And then he cried. My image of him being a succulent fuckhole just shattered. But that’s good. I guess I came closer to him. I just wanted him to be happy though, not cry.

Yusef49 – Nov 5, 2022
Don’t ever change.

Dakoda – Nov 3, 2022
As long as you’re heavily into mouth-to-mouth action and slow down once in a while to let him breathe he’s a very good bottom who can take up to 11 inches

Body Type Slim
Ethnicity Arab
Body Hair Shaved
Smoker Yes
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages English
Position Bottom only
Dick S -cut
Dirty Yes
Fisting Passive
S&M Yes
Kissing Yes
Safe Sex Never
Hourly Rate 200$
Overnight Rate On request

 

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brokeboy, 19
Butte

I’m getting two things out of the way right now. I never play safe, always raw and I don’t know my status. I’m very shy but I know what I need ($$$$). I’ve been getting into partying a lot more and really enjoy how it feels and what it has turned me into. That’s three things.

Guestbook of brokeboy

brokeboy (Owner) – Nov 5, 2022
Right now I’m getting into being trans but not that heavy into it, I like just the ambiguity of the title.

nuisance – Nov 2, 2022
I thought you looked familiar.

brokeboy (Owner) – Nov 2, 2022
One time I was paid to lie face down naked on a table and men paid to drink my enema through a straw.

brokeboy (Owner) – Nov 2, 2022
Once I’m off my face I love rough bjs. Bite my 🍆, I don’t mind. Bite it.

brokeboy (Owner) – Nov 1, 2022
I’m a former high school bully to many people. I’ve done things that I cant say here.

Body Type Average
Ethnicity White
Body Hair Some
Smoker Socially
Tattoos Yes
Piercings No
Languages English
Position More bottom
Dick L – cut
Dirty WS only
Fisting Active/Passive
S&M Yes
Kissing Yes
Safe Sex Rarely
Hourly Rate 180$
Overnight Rate On request

 

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fuckmyBoyfriendorgy, 20
Berlin

I’d like to introduce you to my very hot, but very cocky boyfriend. He’s a 6 foot well built stunning faced twink that has a penchant for being objectified. I’ve been gradually dumbing him down into a sexy moron with weed, poppers, hypno, and brainwashing. I’ve enjoyed a lot on this new journey as his boyfriend, but he still is not as much of a simpleton as he truly needs -and as I deeply desire him- to be. To help make his demeanor more malleable and less indignant, well, in short ..

Bring poppers and money and my boyfriend empties your balls.

Bottoms🚫 Obese🚫 Wusses🚫 Couples✅ Gangbang✅ BB✅

Guestbook of fuckmyBoyfriendorgy

fuckmyBoyfriendorgy (Owner) – Oct 31, 2022
I haven’t really been happy with my experience on here so far. So please if you message me don’t be a wuss, my boyfriend does not want to make friends on here. He has plenty of normal friends in real life whose company he enjoys, he enjoys making new friends in real life. That is not why we’re here, we are here to share his ass and dumb him down, he is here for guys to lust over then use his ass like a slab of meat. Feel free to message me only if that and only that gets you going.

the_thunder_man – Oct 22, 2022
He is even greater than on pictures. I ended up paying 900€ but it was worth it. I rather pay him more than someone else 150€. The hottest escort Ive ever saw in my life.

fuckmyBoyfriendorgy (Owner) – Oct 19, 2022
Preferably I rent out his asshole here and just hold it out
Lick: 40€
Fingers: 50€
Dildos: 60€
Sodo: 70€
SM hard: 100€
FF: 180€
Kissing and fumbling is not really his thing

Body Type Athletic
Ethnicity Mixed
Body Hair Shaved
Smoker No
Tattoos Yes
Piercings Yes
Languages English, German
Position Bottom only
Dick XL – uncut
Dirty Yes
Fisting Passive
S&M Yes
Kissing No
Safe Sex Never
Hourly Rate 200€
Overnight Rate 800€

 

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DangerousLemonade, 19
Madrid

We are three beautiful girls, we are sisters and we have probably the most softy skin you ever touch (this is what they said).

Guestbook of DangerousLemonade

ilinrururDoke – Nov 9, 2022
Why is dressing drag queens in football kits so fucking hot?? We may never know but it is.

MarvelousMike – Nov 4, 2022
Instructions for Best Results:
Place the sluts in a horizontal position (bed recommended)
Slide down sluts’ skirt and remove their knickers
Turn sluts onto front and prepare anuses, burying face into holes and rimming/fingering as desired
Turn sluts onto back and, sitting on sluts, one after another, provide clear instructions about exactly where to lick and suck.
When ready place sluts in doggy positions and apply lubricant
Insert penis into sluts’ anus one after another and, thrusting at a pace to suit you, use as required
Prior to ejaculation, remove penis and eject semen directly onto your favorite slut’s face (long white-blond bewigged slut for me)
Urinate on sluts
Repeat as necessary

Body Type Average
Ethnicity Latin
Body Hair Shaved
Smoker Yes
Tattoos Yes
Piercings Yes
Languages Spanish, English
Position Bottom only
Dick M – uncut
Dirty Yes
Fisting Passive
S&M Soft
Kissing Yes
Safe Sex Let’s talk
Hourly Rate 300€
Overnight Rate On request

 

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morganbyland, 21
Skipton

I’m a poet & struggling folk singer tryna make it work.

Prepare to add me on SocMed first for us to negotiate as I am fairly new and not used to this kind of environment.

Disclaimer: I am not responsible for any bad behavior caused by the drugs you give me.

Guestbook of morganbyland

PAUL – Nov 10, 2022
After seeing morganbyland’s profile and never having experienced sex with a poet, I couldn’t wait to meet him. And like F…ing Hell!!! Wow!!! Oof!!!

Body Type Slim
Ethnicity White
Body Hair Little hair
Smoker No
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages English
Position Versatile
Dick M – uncut
Dirty WS only
Fisting No answer
S&M Soft
Kissing Yes
Safe Sex Sometimes
Hourly Rate £150
Overnight Rate £700

 

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James_Lewis, 24
London

I’ve stayed in London for 3 years to try make good money to get where i want to be in life … you may have seen some videos that I’m in and know i’ll do almost anything … no matter if we are at home or in public, my ass belongs totally to you and you can do whatever you want with my ass, etc. … I’ve been told i’m hung afew times … but honestly that’s not all what i am and theirs so much more to me that you’ll find out.

Guestbook of James_Lewis

thehighpull – Oct 28, 2022
Pinch me I’m dreaming

FatOldMan – Oct 27, 2022
His ass is still fairly juicy and devouring whats left of it is a solid investment.

dontbecrybaby – Oct 25, 2022
Shooting the sex POV with your phone helps slightly.

Hungverse – Oct 25, 2022
Tips for getting over post nut clarity? I just wondered what helped any of you who felt excited to actually fuck James Lewis get over that feeling of frustration and maybe disappointment etc etc after you load him up and realise he’s just another semi-cute twink?

Body Type Slim
Ethnicity White
Body Hair Smooth
Smoker Socially
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages English
Position More bottom
Dick L – uncut
Dirty Yes
Fisting Yes
S&M Yes
Kissing Yes
Safe Sex Never
Hourly rate: £70
Overnight rate: Ask me

 

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WokeBlond, 19
San Diego

I would describe myself as slim twink with messy blond hair and no body hair. I am 5,7 tall(170cm), weigh about 145lbs (65kg), and have a 28 inch waist. My cock is uncut and around 7.5 inches when fully hard.
Are you willing to give me 🎁🎁🎁?
I’m still living with overbearing parents, and I won’t let that stop me, but keep it shhhh

Guestbook of WokeBlond

Xeno – Nov 10, 2022
I can’t think of anything I’ve loved more than the feeling his cock in my mouth. I started with him soft and felt his cock growing harder and larger inside my mouth. I loved the taste of his precum as it oozed over my tongue. It was a tough choice whether to have him blow his load into my throat or pull out and paint my face with his jizz but after reading the comments about his load’s considerable volume I played it safe and chose the latter option, and I’m so glad I did.

simplycountry – Nov 8, 2022
Great for anyone who isn’t scared to eat a flowing river of CREAM!!!

Ihatestudy – Nov 6, 2022
I went back to hang out with my friends and one of the guys was this guy and his name is Josh. Josh fucked me in my shower. He has an 8 inch cock thick head and shaft and his piss slit was very wide and the reason I could feel the throbbing of his intense orgasm as he couldn’t hold back any longer he continued after shooting his first load. His thick teenage cock was the best. He was able go balls deep because of all he came inside me. When he came the second time his dick got soft and flopped out.

That_slim_guy – Nov 1, 2022
He cums profusely, his sperm filled my entire mouth.

Body Type Slim
Ethnicity White
Body Hair Smooth
Smoker Yes
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages English
Position Top only
Dick XL – cut
Dirty WS only
Fisting Active
S&M Soft
Kissing No
Safe Sex Never
Hourly Rate 60$
Overnight Rate 300$

 

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MalcomRoyal, 24
Paris

EDUCATED DIVINE ELITE LUXURY BOY NEWLY ARRIVED IN PARIS AND AVAILABLE TO WEALTHY MEN WHO WANT TO WORSHIP MY BODY

Guestbook of MalcomRoyal

BottledEmotions – Oct 29, 2022
Sublime!

PartTimeGod – Oct 27, 2022
Too classy to be touched

ceopsycho – Oct 26, 2022
I would very much like to fuck you in a cathedral.

MalcomRoyal (Owner) – Oct 26, 2022
I had thought that this was understood by most people, but apparently it’s unusual to ask for short breaks outside of the bed for the sake of one’s sanity. Please correct me if I’m wrong in thinking that’s a healthy ask.

WizardofPoz – Oct 24, 2022
I want to eat candy out of your ass.

Arts-Crafts – Oct 24, 2022
Irresistible!

Body Type Slim
Ethnicity Mixed
Body Hair Shaved
Smoker No
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages French, English
Position Versatile
Dick L – uncut
Dirty No
Fisting No
S&M No
Kissing Yes
Safe Sex Let’s talk
Hourly Rate On request
Overnight Rate On request

 

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itsyourpussydaddy, 19
Zollikon

I have a genetic disorder, late onset Tay-Sachs, so I’m in a wheelchair, have very weak muscles and a speech impediment. This will be followed by seizures, hearing loss, and inability to move, with death usually occurring by the age of twenty-one. If you’re still interested, I like getting fucked, sucked, rimmed, sucking, rimming, and especially making out and nipple play.

Body Type Slim
Ethnicity White
Body Hair Little hair
Smoker No
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages English, German
Position Bottom only
Dick S – uncut
Dirty WS only
Fisting Passive
S&M Yes
Kissing Yes
Safe Sex Rarely
Hourly Rate 150€
Overnight Rate 700€

 

 

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p.s. Hey. ** Prince S, Hi, G! Thanks, pal. De-boring is a life’s goal. How are you? How’s stuff? What’s been going on? Bisous. ** Dominik, Hey, Dominik!!! Hugs, etc. We don’t have the entire cast in place, but we have a solid majority of the main characters now, and they’re all amazing. My favorite haunted house was this home haunt called Twisted Dreams made by a family and their friends in Orange County. It was built along one side of their house and through the backyard with a finale in their garage. It was so detailed and incredibly well done. We’re going to see if they would be into being advisers on our film’s haunted house (and maybe lend or rent us some of their decor and pops). Yay, BJD on the way! That is a lengthy wait. Stay hungry. I think love managed to nibble away a bit at jet lag last night, so that’s a start, and thanks for asking love to help me out. Love explaining why dressing drag queens in football kits so fucking hot, G. ** Tea, Hi, Tea, thanks, I’ll try to make this place live up to your expectations. Ha ha, it sounds you have the best excuse for eschewing textual sexiness. Anyway, actual flesh can be textual, no? And confused word vomit can be a good sign. I hope your being taken pays dividends. Nice, man. Bradford used to comment on my blog regularly before Deerhunter took off. He’s a pip. Still have never met him though. Have a swell day! ** malcolm, Hi, Malcom! Good to see you too! I hope you like our films. Gulp. Congrats on getting your new script somewhere fruitful. I personally like weird pacing, but, yeah, I guess weird can go bad. You got it down to 5 pages. That’s a good length. So there’s more doing than talking? You can send me the script, sure. I’m a little slow, mind you, but I’d be very interested to read it. Thanks! 28 was a … what do they say … drop in the bucket. There are hundreds of haunts around LA. There just wasn’t enough time. Oh, being a huge aficionado of haunts almost since birth, I just study them carefully like they’re art. I’m the guy in the haunts where the ‘monsters’ keep having to tell me to keep moving along ‘cos I’ll linger in each hallway and room for ages if I can. I do like hearing screams all around me, though. Wait, you guys’ film won the top prize?! Holy shit, that’s incredible. That’s a very, very good festival. And there were some other very strong films this year, so that’s huge. Wow, big congrats! Use that as fuel, for sure. I do like Joanna Newsom, Grouper, and Arthur Russell, yes. Quite a bit in each case. I knew Arthur a little. I actually wasn’t listening to music much recently because I consumed with the film prep work all the time. The only music I got obsessed with while in LA is that latest Playboy Carti album. Oh, and a guy who was driving Zac and me around on the location scouting had a Lucinda Williams playlist going in the car, and I really liked that. Love back to you! How’s your week looking? ** Jack Skelley, Jack! Yes, it was super awesome to get to see you the little I did. I hope the next trip will have a lot more room for friends. We were working the weeks 24/7 like beasts. Really extremely loving your book, which helped get me through the hellishly long flight from there to here. Big love until soon, bud. ** Tosh Berman, Thanks, Tosh! Victoire! ** _Black_Acrylic, It’s your birthday! Happy happy birthday, Ben! Dare I ask if Play Therapy might be making a hotly awaited return ere too long? ** Minet, Hi! Glad you’re back. I did more okay on the sleeping front last night, so we’ll see. I’ve never written in another language, although I did try to write some poems in Dutch when I lived in Amsterdam, but they were, let’s say, not good. Based on your SCAB piece and reading you here, your English is pretty incredible, so I don’t think you need to worry about the readability/intricacy issue. Granted I’m an optimist, but I feel like the space in between you and this second language might occasion some exciting adventures. Obviously, I encourage you to translate your Portuguese stuff. Greedy me. Oh, wow, that’s fantastic news about your book! Huge congratulations, as much to the lucky publisher as to you! I mean, there’s overarching stuff in my work generally because may interests are pretty honed, but ‘Wrong’ was a collection of things written over a long time, so it wasn’t intentional except in how I organised them. Thanks about the story ‘Wrong’. Efteling is my favourite amusement park in the world, and I say that as an amusement park fanatic, so, yeah, I love it. I want to go back soon since it’s only a several hours trip from Paris. Lovely to talk with you. You weren’t too lengthy at all, trust me. Mutual stoked-ness. Have a supreme day. ** Steve Erickson, Hi, Steve. Ah, your vaunted album is out at last. I’ll go listen, of course. Everyone, Mr. Erickson’s new album is out and available if you don’t already know that. It has the colourful title THE BLOODSHOT EYE OF HORUS, and it’s right here. It’s already best of the year lists time? I guess it is. I have to start collating mine. I think we’ll probably go back to LA just after Xmas, we’ll see. Our plan/hope is for a 25 day shoot, but we’re still figuring out where things go in the budget, so we’re not sure. But that’s, I guess, likely anyway. ** Bill, Hi, Bill! Good to be back. You keep finding and alerting me to books I don’t know of at all, thank you. I’ll do the hunting thing. Gig! Of what sort? Solo or collaborative? Pray tell. ** Robert, Howdy, Robert! LA was very good. We got a lot done on the film preproduction, and it was super busy. That is exciting about your second draft. What were the changes you made? By which I guess I mean were they content or style or form or all/none of the above? Exciting! I know the feeling. Thanks for reading ‘I Wished’. I’m kind of the opposite — looking forward to being alone for a while after the non-stop peopled-up film work spurt. Big day to you! ** Right. It being mid-month, the escorts appear on cue. See you tomorrow.

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