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Month: November 2019 (Page 7 of 13)

Slatted Light presents … Scar Signs: On Contact with Michael Salerno’s “Scars” *

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“It is plain that these signs constitute true hieroglyphs, in which man, to the extent that he contributes to their formation, is only a form like the rest, yet to which, because of his double nature, he adds a singular prestige.” Antonin Artaud, The Theatre and Its Double


Photography has the misfortune of being the second most cerebral of all the arts. Only sculpture exceeds it. Because of this, the artistry of photography – or, more precisely, its aesthetic originality – has always been troubled intellectually, first and foremost, by its secondarity when it comes to concepts. Worse, the analytical interference that arises from this secondarity is itself, in fact, a duplicate problem, exterior to itself. Thus, in a further complication of replication, this twofold trouble can’t truly be understood in itself – and does not become manifest by itself – unless it is linked in with the parallel and also doubly-layered dilemma of that other intractable observer, the art critic, in regard to the art they evaluate, inimitably, but do not practice (or, if they do, do not ever practice quite as originally). This double-skulled, split-spined predicament is difficult to neologize but can best be outlined as follows: in the first place, to always be an analytical runner-up to the intellectual self-sufficiency of the object of representation itself – which is also to say, to be entered, effectively, as a contestant in the wrong race – quite impressive, therefore, for almost winning it – since they’re not conditioned for actual participation, after all – but subject, thereby, to an ineradicable suspicion that their near-win was gained by means of aides which could only be considered contraband, prohibited, inherently fraudulent, by any decent standard. Then, in the second place, by the same token but on the utterly other hand, in the entirely counterfeit yet absolutely authentic proximity of each form to conceptual vision, to be utterly forefront and indispensable to the epistemological portability that any art depends upon – even at its most stubborn and recalcitrant – to make some human impression, to be the sharable slot box of sight through which the obscure object of a sense-making humanity, in any given epoch, takes shape.

—-Now, of the two, it is, perhaps, the latter aspect most of all which makes photography and the practicing critic so jointly irksome to art-haters and artists alike – if, as one would expect, for quite opposite reasons in each separate case. For if the aforementioned philistines find that critics and photographic reproductions only compound the original mistake that art represents – a mistake which could be defined for them, in a nutshell, as indulging the infinite fatuity of human senselessness (and it does need to be acknowledged that they frequently have a point) – so, in turn, do the most sophisticated artists become rather justifiably frustrated by having their painstakingly abstracted, meticulously cryptic and patently unreal work reduced, no matter how advanced or acutely sophisticated the labour that goes in to it to resist interpretation, back, nonetheless, to that – to the grotesque banality of some bracing illumination, some subterranean social-work or alleviation of abuse, some sort of “meaningfully developed” consciousness or conscientiousness it cannot but bestow for the aesthetic or intellectual or phenomenological edification of that awful hydrocephalic flat-earther, that voracious heap of insular mirror-mazing shit, we call our humanity. Indeed, when a sharp-eyed Walter Benjamin spoke of the withering away of aura in the age of mechanical reproduction, he spoke not of the consequences of democratization, of the coming into contact of more and more persons with the relics of art, through whatever means, but, quite oppositely, of bourgeoisization and, thus, of this – the hollowing out of the illusion of artistic authority through the general exhibition of that authority on the ramparts of human validity, the dispersal, in total, of its cultic capacity not to be “meaningfully developed” through its compulsory epistemological portability into the universal humanity of affects and knowledges, its new incapacity to keep its own counsel and maintain the vow of its silence. It shouldn’t really need to be added that Benjamin identified the main progenitor of this rendering incidental and anachronistic of the artistic function to be, of course, photography, just as he delivered down this bad news – news that has long been denounced by both revolutionaries and capitalists for its dreaded determinism – through the formal-historical categories of the genre of art criticism. The singularity of photography, for Benjamin, as with art criticism, properly done, was the insight it provided to the incontinence of contemporary mediation, courtesy of the commodity form, which layered the objects of art with a relentless inability not to lose sight of themselves as exchangeable creations, humanly produced, the insight it offered, therefore, into the saturation of the apparatus of mechanical reproduction under capitalism, through and through, with an automatism of ideology that existed precisely in the form of the mandatory semiosis of a “thought”, an “affect”, an “experience”, whatever it might be, however it might be interpreted, in terms of the closed-open profits system of the ostensibly bottomless affordances of human being. Mechanical reproduction and metanoic overproduction became standard as one.

—-For its part, Michael Salerno’s photography concentrates its own particular second-place sight on children. Not merely on children as an immanent category of humanity, either, but as a transcendentally stark and grippingly embodied brood. Waxen, mostly on the cusp of adolescence, but sometimes younger, these children move in an oscillating range between categorical prepubescence and trespassing teenagehood, such a narrow but critical range being, maybe, what is most important to Salerno – certainly more crucial, at any rate, than their past or future growth. At no point, therefore, do these young depicted ever turn into toddlers, or babies, or lapse into any kind of infancy, for they are not intended to be children in this sense. To be sure, far from being too innocent and untouched by experience to feature in his afflicted work – a work which is here, after all, called Scars, a title quite indexical of his larger oeuvre – infants are, on the contrary, entirely too exploitative and culpably alive as humanitarian beings to star in these shots, too saturated with narcotized sentiment about worth and future possibility, not to mention their own biologically projected image of generalized need and pleading, to really express anything compelling whatsoever about vulnerability or blamelessness in any upsetting, displeasing sense – or not, at any rate, without distorting the babes somewhat, without tampering with their sanctity – say, by means of pornography. And the issues that would stir up are a whole separate set. For pornographic is exactly what Salerno’s photography is not, whatever our dubious sense of sexuality might lead us to believe.

—-Such an assertion may seem, at first glance, anti-intuitive, given certain patent, latent aesthetics his work candidly displays: for example, the tendency of the images to beeline in, with unsettling intensity, on children’s bare bodies caught in unprotected intimacy; or the obvious absorption of the shots in riffing upon the libidinal economy – the surveillant eye and scandalous tabloid materials – which accrue around the presentation, in the press, of the life-shattering lust of child sex predators; or the restrained but mawkishly romanticised trace-marks of longing in regards to the transiently pure interior of a fast-deteriorating childhood, which the images, in a pantomime of proficient paedophiles, do indeed try to mould to their conceptual favour in a bid to have the underaged come out their way. Nonetheless, what is unambiguous about Salerno’s photography, especially in the sequence assembled here, is that it is utterly uninvested in human development – which it treats with a kind of atheistic horror – and is accordingly, as an extension of this aversion, not at all to do with sex. This too might seem anti-intuitive, for through the prism of a half-chewed un-knowledge of Freud, sex is broadly understood as being intrinsically connected to resistance to, or escape from, the pathways of development – a reprieve from thought and subjectivity, an expedition into the erotico-sensate auditorium of the flesh, which drags us outside of the shuttling sequence of lineated and responsible time and lets us body ride a bit etc. For Salerno, however, the facts of the matter insist upon quite the reverse: in truth, what goes by the name of maturity is nothing other than the disastrous developmentality that drags on in and throughout such apparent “resistances” to development. An utterly “adult” nature inundates the anti-development of development through and through – rendering it adult, then, in both the outdated X-rated sense of a dirty book depository and the Kantian sense of an Enlightened maturity – and, thus, proceeds to codify these ostensible “flights” from growth in strictly instrumental terms as flights toward it, as artefacts of age. This, therefore, forces Salerno to reconceive the ostensible linearity that characterises the alibi of a “responsible” progression into adulthood and turn it on its head, such that all the wobbling and spinning of uncontrolled libido rotates around a funnel not absconding and awry but focused and deadingly centred, like the cataract eye – hidden from images, shrouded from analysis – that stands at the heart, say, of a headlong tornado rushing relentlessly toward the vulnerable vanity of one’s prettified but heavily mortgaged lifehouse.

—-Perhaps the real problem for photography is that it can never take a picture of this storm’s eye from the inside, by definition, although it can tell us it is there, and, indeed, will tell us, continually, for it, like the art critic, is all about exposure: it likes to show people things, and say it is a showing, as though this showing, said, were not, in turn, a type of tell. Yet beyond such sighted say, that eye demands something far more absolute, a set of utterly inhuman disclosures, right out of its senses, if we were to really gaze upon it as it is, and respond to it, for the first time, as though it made sense. The very conceptualism, then, that makes the medium of photography a media means, in turn, that the images it produces are not only seen to have been taken but are always, in their taking, taken as if to have been seen – and this is a principle that holds even if the images are taken without any intention whatsoever to ever show them to anybody, or if they were taken purely by accident, or on timer, or by other convoluted means without even a human photographer to hold accountable for the presence of envisionment in the medium. Certainly, if nothing else, the scale – the all-too-human depth and frame of sight – is simply inertial in the media, which exists to be processed, as photograph, by a conceptual perception that will, it seems in advance, almost certainly be soulful, since cockroaches and stones, to take rival examples of possible alternative, anti-psychical audiences, have, to put it politely, a vastly different “attitude” toward the captured moments of photography – which is why photography, and the art critic, however sweeping their respective objectivity in regards to what they see, cannot but churn out some humanimal-shaped vision from the captured universe, which proceeds to bob there like a brain, or a turd – either way organically – in a vat.

—-From this angle, then, one can begin to understand why it is that Salerno inflicts damage upon the materials he assembles to photograph –which are themselves prior, independent images, torn, creased, scratched, peeled, stained and attacked with scribbling marker – at the same time as this damage always remains underneath the final photograph, which is kept clean and unassailed, fully conspirational in the clarity of the final presentation, offered to us, modestly but unapologetically, as art. Unmistakably, as with the children these images depict, we are meant to see this untouched outer frame as a divider, the precipice of a prison (and a prism) that sets us at a distance from the debris the photos symbolically relate to a wreckage attendant upon our continuous sense of habitation in a dangerously developing form. It impresses that debris upon us, therefore, not ventrally or viscerally, but through a lens, hidden in plain sight, that insists that our gaze upon this trauma is treated by a mediating frame that isn’t merely a buffer but rather, without us immediately knowing it, is observed by our eyes in advance. We are looking at it even as we look through it at the images that are there. The point being not the matter of alienation-through-mediation – itself passé – but the materialization of mediation as the sight we see through. For the thing Salerno reaches for, again and again – and here that touch of mawkishness returns, but with far darker implications – is nothing less than the arrival among his audience of a future that would have arrived in time to prevent it, a foresight which would have supplied us, like Neverland, with the clear mind’s eye to make the propitious decision to have ended it early enough, to have never grown old. Put more plainly, in their direction of our attention to the substantiality of the substance of sight, what these photos are about in structure is also what they are about in theme: namely, the melancholic optics that are tucked within the folds of adult suicidality and how the only thing that can really satisfy its craving – the craving, that is, of the melancholia and not of the suicidality, which are two different things – is the death of one’s self as a child. Rephrased differently, these photos are about how the desire to die like an adult is not automatically the same thing as dying as an adult. Too often, the thought of self-cessation – even if carried through to conclusion, later in life – falls short not of a perfectly valid resolution – suicide – but of a hoped for melancholic closure that attends closely upon its sufficiency and rigour, the desire for a passage out of melancholy and into mourning, for an autocide, since no matter how promptly you do commit suicide, it always comes on too late. The damage, that is to say, has all-too-humanly developed, is irretrievably done, and cannot be terminated. After all, you exist. And, for some, this insight irrevocably prevents an absolutely necessary suicide from ever taking place while, for others, it allows no other response, irregardless of its definite necessity. Suicide, in other words, is utterly reasonable, no matter the circumstances, but not, thereby, autonomously reasoned, as though its circumstantiality were not to be. For, indeed, what person who has well and truly experienced the desire to end their tormented life in a persistent way and, as follows, has had to then either face utter decimation at their baffling incapacity to carry their suicide out, notwithstanding how bad it all is, or, alternatively, to swallow the mortifying discovery they do, indeed, have the ability to end their own lives, notwithstanding how bad it all is, that there is no compulsion or grounds for them to wait for the miracle in which it gets better – what person, in these circumstances, does not wish, idly or secretly – or, if they are of a different temperament, at their most relentless and scrupulous, but with the same lack of results – that they could somehow transpose themselves back through time to pre-empt the impasse or the inevitable ahead of time, to un-universe the future, not so as to reverse it but so as to pre-empt it before its impossibility arrived as something that is? Who has not wished to end it all truly prematurely, that is to say, to cancel it in advance, a-priorily, not beforehand exactly, in a time when they were innocent, no, never that, but, proleptically, in a time when they were incipient, yes, initial, before all this damage. That time back then, as a child.

—-Salerno’s photos, in this respect, are a kind of Monkey’s Paw in the shape of a heartfelt, precocious gift to a fantasy of the anterior, of any such prevenience, an invitation to speculate upon the anachronism always already attendant upon one’s overbearing sense of interior disaster, especially in its intimate connection to the nostalgic prochronism tucked into its most raw and unforgiving demands. It is at precisely this point, however, that one should make a key qualification. For while Salerno’s photography is clearly on the side of the bleak, partaking of the energies and attitudes of interior disasterscape, and must be understood resolutely in these terms, it is also, just as clearly, not at all misanthropic – or, to be even more exact, not at all in line with a homesickened superego’s vindictive distaste for itself and others. Pitiless in its truest sense, through its very capacity to feel, these photos contain, nonetheless, not a trace of cruelty or hate, and even, in a seductive way, some warmth. Yet how is it, we might be brought to wonder, that a photographic sequence that thinks scars so thoroughly that it can lead a viewer onward to the scandalous prospect of looking upon the death of themselves as a child as the only ethical act that ever mattered (and one which they conclusively failed) could also, simultaneously, be entirely free of revulsion toward the rude health of its subjects – could even be, actually, kind of in love with them? How can the wounds inflicted by the artist not come across as pious acts of malice against a compilation of cherubic provocations that ought, by rights, to drive us to ungodly despair, unless Salerno thinks his art makes him somehow exempt from the living deadness it delineates, unless he believes it somehow frees him, and therefore fails us? Perhaps, though, the question answers itself in that the spectre of such utter inadequacy stood in the presence of such subtle adoration outlines the highly moralizing abasement before human dignity that hating these child-models would really entail. In any event, it is not that Salerno finds the violated child-image-model he has crafted ideal and thereby aesthetically salving for himself – in a sort of atheist amor fati – since, as noted, the damage he does to their bodies does not reach through to the final photographic still he takes himself, which remains picture perfect, and holds within it the barrier between identification and ontology – which is also an identification with the absence of identification with ontology – that acts as the very grounds of the accusal. Besides, what defacements there are, anyway, are clearly signalled, by the sequence, to be the work of adult traumas, trussed up as natural forces, projected into the past as the fountain of their development. And this is an alibi for which Salerno has no sympathy, as his fastidious enjambment of the lure and juice of the sexuality of children at risk of harm in our future-fucking culture all too amply shows and tells.

—-The conundrum can maybe best be addressed, ultimately, by looking at the other main feature of this particular work: specifically, the cracked-and-broken designer bourgeois houses. Possibly the most stunning thing about this sequence is the way its symbol-heavy surface story – the trauma of children at the destruction of their luxurious childhood dwellings by the blind rage of a storm – becomes, on closer appraisal, a story about the destruction of the homes by the tornado that rages out of the unblinded minds of the traumatically untraumatised children. Note, in this respect, that the opening shot of this sequence is not a photo of the storm or the houses but is simply an emotional portrait – of a boy, hands to mouth in realization (though with his visible eye scraped out), looked upon by the lens from the side. Less gentrified Gummo than acclimatized Carrie, the houses, viewed this way, would not only be the ruins they are because of the horror attendant upon an inability to ever close out childish insecurity, a Götterdämmerung inflicted by the prospect of a true arbitrariness of impersonal disaster that unifies hysterics at the prospect of child-like susceptibility with the very substance of adulthood subjectivity, but, more crucially, would be monuments to an erstwhile adjustedness devastated by the violent and quite “mature” securitization measures unleashed by the ineradicable possibility of a malfunctioning in the perfectly ordinary adult-eration of the young. This, obliquely, brings us back to the point at which we started: with the clinging doubt over the capacity of photography (and, by analogy, critical analysis) to move us beyond the reality effect of an indisposable humanity, which it contagiously introduces into all things. The philosopher and aphorist, Emil Cioran, once wrote, in regards to fellow feeling, “If I detest man, I could not say with the same ease: I detest the human being, for in spite of everything there is something more, something enigmatic and engaging in that word being which suggests qualities alien to the idea of man.” The reason why there is no trace of misanthropy to be found in Scars – or in any other instance of Salerno’s art – I’d wager, is precisely because of his signally grown-up comprehension of the moralistic puerility of adult maturity – of which misanthropy is not the cure but the most advanced symptom – a comprehension which propels Salerno toward the more radical decision to overturn the link between maturity and Enlightenment itself, as that which serves as the very basis for the metaphysics within which the human frame has come to gain such a permanent hold over our being. For this other being of which Cioran speaks – which he rightly, though not quite intentionally, pits, in gendered terms, against that superciliously phallic gibberer we’ve inherited as ‘man’ – marks out something much more than a universal humanity or a developmental escape. It opens on to a type of xenomorphic mal-development, a living of the human body – brain inclusive – on the outside of itself, amidst the outside of itself, which is exactly why, for Salerno, the only suitable subjects for his work are children (and, again, not infants or babies, which, for all their seeming “alienness” to subjective capacities and dimensions, such as language or liability, that seem to define humans as miraculously special cases of existence, are nevertheless implausibly drenched in what Artaud, above, dubs the ‘double nature’ and ‘singular prestige’ that combines so readily to compress the hieroglyphic figures of reality into the special theatre of humanity).

—-Along these lines, if one looks to the final two photos of this sequence, one finds the cycle breaking off from its overt narrative of trauma and wreckage to bring to the fore another thread that has consistently, but more quietly, run through it, in the form of black and white stills of children in lone, blurry environments. In their more numinous quality of photographic development, these photos can be seen to stand in a different frame of reality from the other images, even as they, nonetheless, remain fully related to the others, as though they were their impossible negatives. Here, too, in these sub-images, scars are present: faces erased, mouths spewing blemishes, eyes weeping marker like mascara, a set of zip stitches slashed across a chest as though a surgeon had performed on one little urchin and taken the heart. Such assaults are all in line with the more prominent sequence of photos but, as presented here, are also subtly different. With their spooky lustrousness and indistinct emptiness, with their limpidity and absence of collage, a certain sumptuous starkness is achieved in these pictures, like the kids are the living dead burning in a black and white hell, but fine for it, as with demons, to which they are visually closer, for this is truly their habitat. Glimpsed here is the being to which Cioran gestures, that intrigues and engages not because it entails yet another means for fallaciously finding life so believingly worth living nor because it sets humanity on equal footing as a being among beings and thus shows its flat correlation to all things, a speck of stardust in a faultless little cosmos, darling little sprites, the fruit of some philosophical equality that lasts only as long as you care to indulge in a boutique humility toward it, but because it insists upon the uncompromising priority of a series of ulterior headless powers of existence – entirely unsupernatural yet utterly extraterrestrial, as real as red sand – which are obdurately lived out, detached, often unhinged, around, overhead, under and inside us, in liaison with our facticity, unabridgeably, for the course of our natural lives, and not after. These “true hieroglyphs” are what Salerno detects in his abused angels, who – never innocent but better, subdulcidly misbehaved – refuse the project of domestication, vulnerabilization and traumatization that is set out not only by the socially conscientious development of human adulthood but, also, by the anti-socially melancholic development of a relieving “perspective” upon the ultimate character to be gained out of the abusiveness of such a development, an approach which seems more stoic and sophisticated, perhaps, which certainly helps one take the lead in regard to one’s suffering self – the difference between adult and child – but which is all the more deluded for it. In this manner, then, beyond the damage done to their images, the children of Michael Salerno’s photography are themselves the disfigurements the sequence is named after, allegorically seen. Like sculpture, these manufactured artefacts of rubbled reality are their own unconditionals, cutting sharply through life. They dwell in the position of an unforgivable witness. And they scar because they cannot be grown out.
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(Michael Salerno’s images can be seen in the new issue of Dust Magazine)
The book: Childhood
The trailer: Childhood

 

 

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p.s. Hey. I thought I would restore this year’s-old post by the brilliant writer and thinker, etc. David Rylance — better known around this place back when he haunted it as Slatted Light — dedicated to the just as (but differently) brilliant artist/filmmaker/publisher/etc. Michael Salerno — better known herein as Kiddiepunk. And there’s your weekend. I’m in London but soon to head back to Paris, which is why I’m not live today. I won’t be live on Monday either because, as I mentioned yesterday, I have an early morning meeting. So the blog will see you on Monday, and the blog and I will see you on Tuesday.

‘Im arrogant and think I’m the shit. To be honest I’m very attractive, although getting addicted to Percocet has taken me down a notch’: DC’s select international male escorts for the month of November 2019

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johnnycute, 18
Vilnius

I‘m a cute eighteen years old boy who wants to see the world without paying for it 😇 and search for the elderly here in the app. I like to get you mad, do karate and play the piano.

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Anonymous – Oct 30, 2019
Not really

Dick M, Uncut
Orientation Bi
Body hair Not very hairy
Smoking Socially
Speaks Lithuanian, Russian, English
Position More bottom
Kissing Consent
FF No
S&M Soft SM
Dirty No
Oral Versatile
Rate per hour 180 €
Overnight 1000 €

 

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Δ L I E N (◥ _ ◤), 20
Göttingen

Strictly (painfully) Monogamous & I identify myself for now as a Brat in that I like to goof around, being annoying, i am moody, stubborn & i need lots of attention, so dealing with me can be a real pain in the ass.

My only fetish & fantasy is True love & Monogamy, they will be forever my Ultimat kinks. i just hope to meet my Mr. Right so i can try things with him “only” in a long term monogamous relationship.

Speaking of relationship I’ve never been in a one before, why?! well, look at me!, also I literally have no friends so it would be nice if i can meet a good friend here to talk about everything & nothing.

just let me make it clear that i am not into Friends with Benefits nor i am looking for any “Play Partners”, just True love & Monogamy, okay enough rambling x) thanks for your time, and best of luck to me.

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Δ L I E N (◥ _ ◤) (Owner) – Nov 10, 2019
help i lost myself again

loyaltyinmyblood – Nov 5, 2019
Update- He has not been in counselling for two weeks and I am given to understand he has fallen back on his bad habits.

loyaltyinmyblood – Oct 18, 2019
Hello guys! I am a 46 year old who runs a small company and, apropos, works as a volunteer counsellor for a charity helping homeless teenagers getting off the streets.

The main reason I registered this comment is because I am this young man’s counsellor and have been encouraging him to seek a monogamous relationship as a way to escape his bad habits and addictions. I am very proud of him to see he has created this serious and sincere profile.

I will add to it to say he is a sweet and good hearted young man, not one of the typical street teens who live between fast food and drugs and have absolutely nothing to talk about but themselves. Believe it or not, while he is not well educated, he is quite intelligent and a sponge for knowledge, whether it be cultural, business oriented or political. So if you’re looking for a solid fix-er-upper boyfriend, don’t look anywhere else cause he could be the boy of the situation.

When it comes to sex, I can only speak from second hand reports that he is very oriented towards giving satisfaction, especially as a bottom and has been characterised as “very slutty” in the most positive sense. I can say he has a very attractive ass even clothed. Honestly, I’m quite jealous cause I’d love to fuck him myself to confirm that statement but it’s sadly an ethically undoable possibility.

Last but important, whether your interest in him is short term or longterm, DO NOT DO OR PROVIDE HIM WITH CRYSTAL METH.

Dick L, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body hair Smooth
Smoking Socially
Speaks German, English, Polish
Position Bottom only
Kissing Yes
FF Passive
S&M Soft SM
Dirty No
Oral Versatile
Rate per hour On request
Overnight On request

 

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Acetyl-coA, 20
Klaipeda

I will donate my Sperm. You can extract it with your mouth or your Hand. Tip would be nice but not necessary. You should live next to me (in Klaipėda, Lithuania). 🍆✊💧

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piotrek5a – Oct 29, 2019
My wife is pregnant with his son. (We hope he has this boy’s looks and my intelligence🤞)

ron92000 – Oct 26, 2019
FYI, acetyl-coenzyme A, usually written acetyl-CoA, is the “activated” form of acetic acid, ie the thioester that forms it with coenzyme A. It is a molecule with high hydrolysis potential located at the crossroads of several important metabolic pathways.

Dick L, Uncut
Orientation Hetero
Body hair Not very hairy
Smoking No
Speaks Lithuanian, German, English
Position Top
Kissing No
FF No
S&M No
Dirty No answer
Oral Top
Rate per hour On request
Overnight On request

 

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Icanbealotofthings, 23
Dusseldorf

I don’t want to say alot, just what you need to know. I am a sexworker as you might notice. I am looking for someone to pick me up and take me to a place to fuck, no dating, but a date is ok.

I am also up for sale with the right price. Then I am for just about anything. My moustache, for example, can come off, he’ll come back. I do not define myself by my moustache.

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Unknown8 – Nov 4, 2019
Warning-if you have sensitivity to fragrances this guy’s cologne might literally kill you.

Icanbealotofthings (Owner) – Nov 2, 2019
You will never be free from my spell.

spyroast – Nov 2, 2019
This sweaty, greasy little low ball lothario is so hot he turned my brain into my balls. I started jacking about him from the moment he got in my car. Even after I’d shot four loads in him and dropped him off, I was still jacking about him.

Dick L, Uncut
Orientation Bi
Body hair Not very hairy
Smoking Yes
Speaks German, Romanian, English, Italian
Position More bottom
Kissing Consent
FF Passive
S&M Yes
Dirty Yes
Oral Versatile
Rate per hour 150 €
Overnight 2000 €

 

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pozsniper, 19
Manchester

POZ PIG 4 POZ PIGS

Need to get 20 quid in my account-Wanna help?

I do not want black people-Because I am racist

The bear above age 29 do not come-Because you will be an idiot

Buy me lunch and watch me eat it-While I give you fuck all

ONLY FOR PEOPLE FROM ARMY AND POLICE

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pozsniper (Owner) – Nov 8, 2019
Dream on Fag

blowjobandfuck – Nov 8, 2019
He has the syphilis.

pozsniper (Owner) – Oct 16, 2019
I am so sick of everyone. I’m sick of you pricks flipping your shit on me when I show you that what you are saying is wrong. You can’t accept the facts and you have to be right all the time, yet you yell at me saying ” WHY DO YOU NEED TO ALWAYS BE RIGHT, I’M THE ONE PAYING”. My depression is coming back and this fucking nature of you idiots only triggers my descent. It’s not my fault that you are uneducated, it’s not my fault that you can not handle facts but I will do everything within my power from this moment on to make sure you have no rest.

Dick XL, Uncut
Orientation Heteo
Body hair Smooth
Smoking Socially
Speaks English
Position Top only
Kissing No
FF No
S&M Yes
Dirty Yes
Oral Top
Rate per hour 20 €
Overnight On request

 

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send-me-money-dd, 21
Cardiff

name jerry married male wife female she doesn’t know want to keep it that way its been a year and half with no sex she has a permanent bladder infection that will never go away I don’t have it she won’t do nothing with me as in sex I have serious cash flow problem too so open to try anything to everything as you like

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send-me-money-dd (Owner) – Oct 26, 2019
I’m the type of person that is easy to trip with and you can easily get me because I’m a bit stupid in terms of love but I don’t want a serious relationship with you just like what I said just pay me

Milos2018 – Oct 21, 2019
Know Jerry for a while. He is really a very nice and troubled boy with a very nice ass and cock. Been telling him for a while he could solve his problems this way. Happy for you Jerry😉😉

Dick M, Uncut
Orientation Bi
Body hair Smooth
Smoking No
Speaks English, Welsh
Position Versatile
Kissing Consent
FF Active/Passive
S&M Soft SM
Dirty No
Oral Versatile
Rate per hour 200 £
Overnight On request

 

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yourdreams00, 21
Stockholm

You will never have sex with a more attractive, intelligent boy in your entire life.

Guestbook of yourdreams00

Vit0r – Oct 19, 2019
If you pay him enough, you can eat his shit. For me it was the only way I could get over him.

fkingfinebyme – Oct 16, 2019
I didn’t find him haughty in the slightest, he’s confident but who wouldn’t be if they looked like him.

A00000 – Oct 15, 2019
It was not that hard to throw him off his game. Just don’t play his. Talk down to him, talk dirty. He’s thin skinned, about 1/10 as smart as he thinks he is, and easy to rattle. He was like rigor mortis in bed, but I assume he always is.

julius959 – Oct 12, 2019
Do please note that if his haughty, sociopathic, “seductive” behaviour doesn’t work on you, and it didn’t on me, the idea of having sex with him is truly repulsive.

waseemwdk – Oct 7, 2019
I know I had sex with him because I have the receipt, but it truly feels like I dreamt it. He’s … words fail. My only regret is that he wouldn’t let me eat his shit.

anonymous992 – Oct 6, 2019
He is not exaggerating. He is, however, rather stiff in bed.

Dick L, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body hair Shaved
Smoking No
Speaks Swedish, Danish, French, English
Position Versatile
Kissing Consent
FF No answer
S&M No answer
Dirty No
Oral Versatile
Rate per hour 300 SEK
Overnight 4000 SEK

 

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needajob, 21
Eugene

I am a young man looking for a job. I can do anything that is asked of me. I can work anywhere in the USA. I have a high school degree.

I am a quiet guy and tend not to speak unless spoken to. I work well in a structured setting and am very keen to discretion.

I have fully functioning sex organs and can bottom or top depending on what is wanted or needed. I have no sex limits and am not judgmental.

In the past, employers have told me that I have somewhat of a robotic personality. I do not say very many words and generally engage in very basic conversation.

I’m task oriented. I get frustrated and freaked out when I don’t have a set of instructions to carry out.

Guestbook of needajob

needajob (Owner) – Oct 28, 2019
I like that my profile made you go completely insane.

yournameisfreak – Oct 28, 2019
Boy, I want you to be a freak.
Sorry boy, you are a freak.
Your name is FREAK. You shall only be referred to as FREAK.

– Freak shall have your hair shaved and removed. All of it. Eyebrows, eyelashes included. Everything.
– Freak shall have subdermal silicone implants to form a ridge like a mohawk. One in the middle of the skull, and a smaller one on each side. The word FREAK shall be tattooed in large letters between the ridges, and on the back of your head.
– The forehead of Freak shall have the word FREAK tattooed in large letters.
– The eyeballs shall be tattooed black.
– Your nose shall be removed, it gets in the way.
– Your cheeks shall have the word FREAK tattooed in large letters.
– Freak shall have all your teeth removed. Your tongue shall be split further back, as deep as possible. Your tongue shall then be pierced in each half with large gauge so as to render any speech unintelligible.
– Your lips shall be sewn to form a round opening, and then injected with fillers to make them extra large so as to naturally form a tight fit on a cock. You jaw will be wired in the appropriate position to be permanently immovable from that point on.
– The word FREAK shall be tattooed on your chin, under your chin, and on your neck. Freak will be fitted with a posture collar to force your head high and expose your neck, you shall wear this until your spine is permanently set in this position.
– No one will ever be able to look at FREAK in the eyes, they will find it too disturbing.
– Freak shall have all fingers amputated, you shall be reliant on Master for all activities.
– Freak shall have enormous breast implants, so as to make general movement difficult and uncomfortable. This will also make you more attractive to straight men as a sex device.
– Freak shall have silicone injected into your cock and balls, as much as possible. There shall be no possibility of penetrative activity. They shall be so large that your legs are difficult to move.
– Freak shall have surgery to cause bladder and bowel incontinence. You will be an animal and will defecate whenever necessary without choice, whatever you are doing.
– Freak shall have your legs amputated above the knee, to ensure you are always lower than Me.
– There is no more pleasure for FREAK.

UptownFrank – Oct 26, 2019
U will be happy to spend your money as u will get most out of it

needajob (Owner) – Oct 25, 2019
Best job I ever had was from UptownFrank. Escorts should get in touch with him and mention my name. If employers want a second opinion on me, check in with him.

Dick XL, Cut
Orientation Bi
Body hair Shaved
Smoking No
Speaks English
Position Bottom only
Kissing Yes
FF Passive
S&M Yes
Dirty Yes
Oral Versatile
Rate per hour On request
Overnight On request

 

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PrettyasaPeacock, 21
London

Looking for something soft? Come have a taste of a pussy that is wet and juicy 24/7.
Something harder? Destroy my pussy.
Want to keep my pussy S sized and sweet? Done.
Want it XXL and shredded? Believe me, I will ask for more.

Guestbook of PrettyasaPeacock

PrettyasaPeacock (Owner) – Nov 12, 2019
I am looking for a reason to delete this account. Fuck a fake smile. Just have something financially worth while, not just pocket change for “right now” . Don’t talk shit with your itty bitty sausage. fuck your opinion, I know who I am and I’m awesome.

M-22X19CM-HARD – Nov 4, 2019
HE BEST ASS ON GOD GREEN EARTH, DON’T BELIEVE PAY TO SEE HE’LL SHOW HE CAPACITY, I HAVE MORE TESTOSTERONA, XXL BIG MONSTER DICK 22x19CM HARD DICK, GIVE HE LONG FUCK, HARD, STRONG FUCK QUALITY FUCK BRUTAL FUCK WITH MY AFRICAN STRENGTH UNTIL THE DOG DOES, SMOKE DRINK CHEMS HARCORE, IT KNOW TO DO WELL DONE, MAKE YOU FEEL like A REAL GOD,EVEN BEING MONEY.

PrettyasaPeacock (Owner) – Nov 1, 2019
Just give me something usable, ty

Let-Me-In – Nov 1, 2019
prices?

Dick L, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body hair Shaved
Smoking No
Speaks English, Czech
Position Bottom only
Kissing Yes
FF Passive
S&M Yes
Dirty Yes
Oral Versatile
Rate per hour On request
Overnight On request

 

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letsdoitagain, 18
Budapest

I’m looking for someone to buy me iPhone 11 purple 🥺

I’m not looking for anything else in particular, you give me iPhone 11 purple, and if it becomes something, let’s not run that far

I do not have very warm friends, which unfortunately I would love to have a warm friend if I had a buyer here 😊

Im arrogant and think I’m the shit. To be honest I’m very attractive, although getting addicted to Percocet has taken me down a notch.

Dick M, Uncut
Orientation Bi
Body hair Not very hairy
Smoking Yes
Speaks Hungarian, English, German
Position Prefer not to say
Kissing Consent
FF No answer
S&M No answer
Dirty No
Oral No answer
Rate per hour On request
Overnight On request

 

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JoshuaRichards, 18
Amarillo

I Like Gay Porn , I Always Having an Orgasms From Having Sex I Don’t Know Why , I want Get Money For Star In Video Gay and Be Gotten To Know

Guestbook of JoshuaRichards

JoshuaRichards (Owner) – Nov 6, 2019
One Time , and For a Shitload of Money

K3vinn – Nov 6, 2019
he did top

JoshuaRichards (Owner) – Nov 6, 2019
I Won’t Top

K3vinn – Nov 6, 2019
he will top

Dick XL, Cut
Orientation Gay
Body hair Shaved
Smoking No
Speaks English
Position Bottom only
Kissing Yes
FF FF Active/Passive
S&M Soft SM
Dirty Yes
Oral Versatile
Rate per hour 450 $
Overnight 8000 $

 

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BiPaul2000, 19
St. Paul

Hi everyone, you can call me Aorta. I don’t really know why I’m here doing this beside trying it out because a guy on grindr told me I could charge for what we did.

Guestbook of BiPaul2000

BiPaul2000 (Owner) – Nov 12, 2019
10/27/19 Will be sitting in the lounge, If you notice me and recognize me, walk to me and tell me these words – “I know who you are” and take me to any dark room and slip 50$ in my jeans pocket and go nuts.

BiPaul2000 (Owner) – Nov 4, 2019
Thank you.

Anonymous – Nov 4, 2019
Shocked by the callousness of earlier reviewers. Yes, he likes being fucked, toyed, fisted and so on, but beyond that he’s still a human with emotion and depth!

Tomthecat – Oct 31, 2019
If you enjoy
Eating a loose hole
Beating up a slutty ass
Smelling a wet and loose hole
Ass worshipping
Licking and sucking and chewing a loose hole

kouchangg – Oct 17, 2019
his ass without a fuck is like a phone without reception, useless…

marco171 – Oct 9, 2019
don’t ask him why his nickname is aorta. or wait at least until after the sex.

Steevemcgarrett – Oct 3, 2019
The poor pig has now registered here. He can not get hard and lies there like a board. Do you have to do this here ??

Dick M, Cut
Orientation Gay
Body hair Shaved
Smoking Socially
Speaks English
Position Bottom only
Kissing Yes
FF Passive
S&M Yes
Dirty No
Oral Versatile
Rate per hour 50 $
Overnight 300 $

 

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Tommyisfantastic, 19
Irvine

Hey, new in California, came to study at Universityy 🏛

My name is Thomas, but I go by “ Tommy”.

Into pretty much everything, I have very few limits.

⚡️Young but will A LOT of experience⚡️

Possibilities: Anal, BB, chess, roleplay, ws, fisting, abuse, rape, wrestling, pup, nipple, spank, all toysss and gear, latex, group, gangbang, edging, sportaddict!!, public, outdoor…. and probably 10more things I dont remember atm.
We can do 1 or 10 of this things together I am flexible haha🐷

I charge, see my rates, but I also trade free sex in return for things I want and need:

– Gym expert to help me get the perfect body, non-stop💪🔥
– Someone who helps me become more flexible (yoga??)
– Cool guy with contacts in LA who can get me into a casting or modeling or something haha, who knows I might become famous tomorrow😏
– Someone who invites me to best parties in LA, think movie stars⚡️
– Bottom: Im always bottom but will top for free if guy is younger, smaller than me, hairless, cute and with open hole.😍😍😍
– For a second hand car or motorbike🤙

Dick L, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body hair Shaved
Smoking Yes
Speaks English
Position More bottom
Kissing Yes
FF Active/Passive
S&M Yes
Dirty Yes
Oral Versatile
Rate per hour On request
Overnight On request

 

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HandsomeSugar_Seeker, 20
Warsaw

Luxury bitch and arrogant kid looking for only for the handsome beautiful and a nice life 😏 Send a pic of you, you clothes, your home, your lifestyle, if i will like them, then we can date. 😍 Everything has its price, also I’m a money-mad Cunt 🤑 but one thing in advance: I’m not dingbat 😏

Guestbook of HandsomeSugar_Seeker

Leon_David_Linn – Nov 10, 2019
If Donald Trump were gay this guy would be his type.

Anonymous – Nov 6, 2019
oh god, yes, yes, it’s Robert G. Wiedermal with a another profile. He is not just shit in sex, but also very stupid. He has a brother who is just as stupid, but better at sex.

Dick XL, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body hair Shaved
Smoking Socially
Speaks Polish, German, English
Position Bottom only
Kissing Yes
FF No answer
S&M Soft SM
Dirty No
Oral Versatile
Rate per hour 500 €
Overnight On request

 

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PREDICTABLE, 18
Bogotá,

urgh need money

Guestbook of PREDICTABLE

Anonymous – Oct 27, 2019
God is merciful.

Anonymous – Oct 27, 2019
Thank God for the economic woes in Colombia.

Anonymous – Oct 27, 2019
It’s my all-time top 3.

Anonymous – Oct 27, 2019
It was probably the greatest sex I’ve had in my entire life.

Anonymous – Oct 27, 2019
How was it for you?

Anonymous – Oct 27, 2019
Two nights ago, Wednesday.

Anonymous – Oct 27, 2019
When?

Anonymous – Oct 27, 2019
Yes I did.

Anonymous – Oct 27, 2019
And you didn’t.

Anonymous – Oct 27, 2019
Bully for you.

Anonymous – Oct 27, 2019
I fucked him.

Dick L, Uncut
Orientation Bi
Body hair Smooth
Smoking Yes
Speaks Spanish, English
Position Versatile
Kissing Consent
FF No
S&M Soft SM
Dirty WS only
Oral Versatile
Rate per hour 2 COP
Overnight On request

 

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Bitch I could drink all day long

I get freaky after six drinks& 37 cigarettes &a gram of coke ;3

I swim but I’d rather go home and get wasted

beddestroyer, 18
Beckley

I have a dog but I’m the bitch

I honestly just want to get wasted so if you wanna drink do drugs and fuck me then hmu

You can come to my house no problem with your friends no problem if you want to bring 5 guys no problem

Guestbook of beddestroyer

wazzzy – Nov 5, 2019
He’s a relativist.

beddestroyer (Owner) – Nov 2, 2019
You can stay sober I like sober guys even more idk why

Dick M, Cut
Orientation Gay
Body hair Not very hairy
Smoking Yes
Speaks English
Position Bottom only
Kissing Yes
FF Passive
S&M Yes
Dirty Yes
Oral Versatile
Rate per hour 100 $
Overnight 500 $

 

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tote_seele_Lutscht, 21
Hamburg

more complicated “” stupid “” stupid man

Prices . can be negotiated like everything
° am new? how to sit
° i am introviert. and all that. you can certainly do something better with it. also has something with shyness. and so on

° I am Laura. a girl . Lesbian. and imprisoned in a young male body (so male body yes, since many can not read yes, or it probably did not learn properly). I seem to love (bondage)

° when it comes to things. then you have to talk about the fears first I can only use people. which are over 100% attracted

° friends friendship. there is not any

° I scratch myself. had to be a hooker earlier than a child. Yes . I was raped too. friendly

this site says something important is not allowed in profile. So I just ask to talk to me

Guestbook of tote_seele_Lutscht

Anonymous – Oct 23, 2019
@ regen11: You are disgusting and your entry nauseating. Take off first 80kg, you fat fattening pig.

Anonymous – Oct 23, 2019
You should go into therapy rather than offer yourself here and make you hurt or injured even more!

regen11 – Oct 22, 2019
He has a massive 15 inch dildo he likes to be used on him after cum has been fully injected into his pussy.

tote_seele_Lutscht (Owner) – Oct 18, 2019
i did. shit fucked me up mentally. destroying myself and shit. oxytocin is why I have make it this long. I am broke tryna make it. doing wha tI can to make shit work. and. I have a lot of potential for some shit. i just havent opportunities to do something with that. I’m too much. i just need so i can stop having the shit fuck up my mind. like it does.

Anonymous – Oct 18, 2019
Dodgy thing to post, i realise, but for the sake of getting everything about this guy out there… Some years back i was shown a series of very disturbing child pornography videos of a young boy, 11 or 12 years old, getting fucked roughly by adult men and gangbanged in one. i’m 90% sure he was the child in them.

tote_seele_Lutscht (Owner) – Oct 16, 2019
I have got lot of insecurities. that come to the surface. if i speak about something I hate I won’t stop. even if it doenst make sense

Anonymous – Oct 16, 2019
@ anonymous guestbook writer: I think dyscalculia is not the main problem here.

Anonymous – Oct 16, 2019
180 for 1 hour, but 5000 for 1 night? The night is not 27 hours and 45 minutes …

Dick L, Uncut
Orientation Prefer not to say
Body hair Smooth
Smoking Yes
Speaks German, Romanian, Croatian, English
Position Bottom only
Kissing Yes
FF Passive
S&M Yes
Dirty Yes
Oral Versatile
Rate per hour 180 €
Overnight 5000 €

 

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LevGruissman, 20
Budapest

Hi,
this is the escort version of the LevGruissman
profile. It is still under construction, I need more accurate pictures for instance.
May someone like to help me with that in return for a taste?
If you want to get an overview just look up the LevGruissman profile.

Guestbook of LevGruissman

SergioAndrade78 – Nov 11, 2019
If you like Jewish boys, Lev is as hot and great in bed as any Jew out there. If you don’t like Jewish boys, avoid because he is very, very Jewish.

Dick XL, Uncut
Orientation Bi
Body hair Smooth
Smoking No
Speaks Hebrew, English, Hungarian
Position Prefer not to say
Kissing Consent
FF No
S&M No
Dirty No
Oral Versatile
Rate per hour 50000 Ft
Overnight 300000 Ft

 

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TheAgentinianDevil, 18
La Matanza

lana del rey is my mother

Guestbook of TheAgentinianDevil

Roger111 – Oct 25, 2019
The deviant has returned. Use it.

Dick L, Uncut
Orientation Bi
Body hair Not very hairy
Smoking Yes
Speaks Spanish, English
Position More top
Kissing No
FF Active
S&M Yes
Dirty Yes
Oral Bottom
Rate per hour 350 $
Overnight 7500 $

 

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obsedesexuel, 18
Lille

I want tops to rearrange my guts. If you don’t want to, don’t try to talk me into it by offering me more money. That’s just plainly disrespectful.

Guestbook of obsedesexuel

obsedesexuel (Owner) – Nov 6, 2019
Don’t ask me how I feel about stuff.

Anonymous – Nov 5, 2019
98% sure he’s being sex trafficked. dealings with someone named TOP020 who meets you with him, waits outside during date. asked if i was interested in full on purchasing the boy. boy allows quite rough sex, says he likes it but if he does he sure has a scary way of showing it.

lagrande – Oct 29, 2019
Nerd looks, fresh outside, wild insides

Dick S, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body hair Shaved
Smoking Yes
Speaks French, Ukrainian, English
Position Bottom only
Kissing Yes
FF Passive
S&M Yes
Dirty Yes
Oral Versatile
Rate per hour 200 €
Overnight On request

 

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Fellfromheaven, 19
Tangier

I was the boy in your wet dreams again and again but you never saw me. You just felt me. It’s time to collect all your fantasies and make your dreams come true. I feel like I’m really, really passive.

Guestbook of Fellfromheaven

Fellfromheaven (Owner) – Nov 7, 2019
Yeah its will be nice

Timeisnear – Nov 7, 2019
I believe that would be really nice…

Fellfromheaven (Owner) – Nov 7, 2019
You ‘ll be fine, you should vist morocco, i’ll make sure u’ ll really like it

Timeisnear – Nov 7, 2019
Oh thats very nice from you to say thank you, i got well my lung exploded so thats why i fear flying, pressure is just too high, i was even told that first half of year i cant fly because it would happen again, but its two years now, i feel it still very much, but should be safe, im just worried a lot, this fear cost me a lot lately but well… i would love to see Morocco one day though, sounds lovely…

Fellfromheaven (Owner) – Nov 7, 2019
@Timeisnear, Thats sad, You ‘ll be in good health just take care of yourself then you can go to visit Mallorca in holidays or for weekend and have sex with me thats would be nice, You come here to Morocco its nice too I live in Tangier city we have mediterranean sea and the atlantic Ocean you’ ll like being here

Timeisnear – Nov 7, 2019
Yeah well doubtful, i worked there half of year and my boss died in the end so i would have to do everything from start and that was very hard in first time… now i had a big health problem so that stopped me traveling even for more important reason, im still afraid of something happened to me, but well i will try anyway if i will have a good reason again… just envy your place where you live, its so nice

Fellfromheaven (Owner) – Nov 7, 2019
@Timeisnear, I Hope you ‘ll be back to Mallorca, Mallorca is lovely, I live in Morocco and will have lots of sex with you and its cool living here too

Timeisnear – Nov 7, 2019
Wow you make me miss living on Mallorca, i miss sea so much…

Dick M, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body hair Smooth
Smoking Socially
Speaks Arabic, English, French
Position Bottom only
Kissing Yes
FF No answer
S&M Soft SM
Dirty No
Oral Versatile
Rate per hour 200 €
Overnight 600 €

 

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YoungBi19, 19
Gargano

I’m Argentinian boy on vacation in the Gargano for the month of September looking for someone who blows me horny and my hole licking horny otherwise I’m looking for nothing so I do not do anything and I let my cock and hole be spoiled and I’m not mobile and not so you would have to pick me up with your car and we’ll do it in your automobile!

Guestbook of YoungBi19

YoungBi19 (Owner) – Sept 22, 2019
Man you’re straight cancer aint you ya troll

FabiMuc – Sept 22, 2019
Egotistical narcissistic deluded little boy who thinks he’s going to look like that forever.

YoungBi19 (Owner) – Sept 15, 2019
Who shit claims about me and rumors in the world I shit on the stupid thing of you

Anonymous – Sept 15, 2019
his butt becomes fuckable if you check something off in his wish list. i bought him a premium netflix account.

Dick M, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body hair Smooth
Smoking Yes
Speaks Spanish, Italian, English
Position Prefer not to say
Kissing Consent
FF No
S&M No
Dirty No
Oral Top
Rate per hour 250 €
Overnight On request

 

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Lucifer, 19
Albany

Adolescent athlete turned teen actor (TV, commercials, small movie roles) whos currently hard up for acting jobs and playing an escort. You want a quick fuck? Now available here in upstate for a bit. Smaller cute and at the same time also tough boy against love and shit. Write to me and see what happens.

Guestbook of Lucifer

Lucifer (Owner) – Nov 12, 2019
It’s very hard for me to believe it too.

Anonymous – Nov 12, 2019
I’m a fan and it’s very hard to believe it’s really you here doing this.

Lucifer (Owner) – Nov 9, 2019
Photo’s me, and that’s all you gonna get… give me a reason to take more photographs of myself.

Dick L, Cut
Orientation Bi
Body hair Smooth
Smoking Yes
Speaks English
Position Versatile
Kissing Consent
FF No
S&M Soft SM
Dirty No
Oral Versatile
Rate per hour 400 $
Overnight 3000 $

 

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IGiveDrunkenAss, 24
Scranton

I work in the rap industry and have a lucrative writing deal with a specific record label but NDAs prevent me from going into much detail here. I speak Spanish fluently and I have a passport. One time, Noami Campbell thought I was Ryan Phillep

Guestbook of IGiveDrunkenAss

Anonymous – Nov 8, 2019
Become first a man and not a girly fag. Take off 10 kg and then make a new profile again .. because you were not cool

heyhello51 – Nov 3, 2019
He is good if you like to dress like a demon clown and humiliate boys. He arrived as a not convincing rapper, got very drunk then I was the evil circus clown forcing him to gag on cupcakes over and over while spanking him to keep him prancing for entertainment. Stuffed his mouth full of whip cream while forcing him to oral train a huge dildo with evil clown music blaring around. Extreme bizarre humiliation for hours on end. You get the idea.

rawrawgvd98 – Oct 26, 2019
i stuffed him full of cocaine and devoured his cock which was smaller than i’d hoped but extremely delicious.

Dick M, Cut
Orientation Bi
Body hair Not very hairy
Smoking Socially
Speaks English, Spanish
Position Versatile
Kissing Consent
FF No answer
S&M No answer
Dirty No answer
Oral Versatile
Rate per hour 250 $
Overnight On request

 

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Denniis, 19
Bucharest

➡️ If u look imperfect and wait for me to say “no, u’re splendid” wrong.
➡️ Don’t compliment me so much, my cuteness is well known to me, there is nothing special about it.
➡️ The importance of life I do not think consists in physical perfection, I think it consists in the intellectual perfection that I want to demonstrate.
➡️ If u are frustrated with writing so many messages that I require of u before I agree to meet, u have the arrow to exit my profile or u have the block button.
➡️ Stop giving me messages like “will u be my sugarbaby, boyfriend, wife”, I’m not interested in that, I want to fuck u.
➡️ Criticize me, judge me, get tired. Don’t think I am listening to u. 💖
➡️ I believe in signs, I am Libra.
➡️ Be intelligent; u do not have to be Einstein, but u should master spelling. Be creative; u do not have to be Bob Ross, but a little creativity or u will bore me.
👋

Guestbook of Denniis

Denniis (Owner) – Nov 13, 2019
If I haven’t written back to you that’s because half the world is fucking me and I’m busy.

Denniis (Owner) – Nov 6, 2019
I loved ur money

OsirisTorres – Nov 6, 2019
if you make him come to your house and show you his ass you will cum in few seconds

Dick L, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body hair Shaved
Smoking Yes
Speaks Romanian, French, German, English
Position Versatile
Kissing Consent
FF No
S&M Soft SM
Dirty WS only
Oral Versatile
Rate per hour 120 €
Overnight 500 €

 

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TwinkSeekingMultipleSugardaddys, 21
Manchester

One major point about me is that I use my brain a lot, and I use it well… I am versatile in my behaviour and that means I can *play* around with who I am at different times with different people.

That is why my mindset is very polygamous and I am capable of forming & building up many sugardaddy relationships simultaneously, despite them being potentially vastly different – e.g. I’m submissive pleasure faggot in one, and just a fuck-buddy for another guy(s).

I am complex, yes. But that does not make me difficult, in fact it simplifies things. My personality is like my ass, you can either spend hours probing around in there not finding much & only maybe hitting the right spot… or I can tell you where you ought to go and I’ll be flexible & open enough to let you go full-throttle on me.

If there are sugardaddys out there who want to play and don’t mind that I’ve other sugardaddys or are interested in my styles of fun… then recognise that my being dumb can make me smart & my being smart can make me dumb.

Guestbook of TwinkSeekingMultipleSugardaddys

SeekingMultipleSugardaddys (Owner) – Oct 14, 2019
This app is weird.

J – Sept 30, 2019
Arranging to meet this escort has proved a timewasting experience.

I met him successfully in early July. His profile was then called ‘Just Ask’ (account name ‘Tight Ass’) and his offer was words to the effect of ‘I love getting fucked, pay me,’ and his price was highly affordable. He seemed a nice, polite and respectful young man, and had an ass you could write an epic love poem about. I posted a “5-star” review.

For a month and a half after that he never signed into his account. I assumed he was no longer escorting, so I deleted his name and number from my phone’s ‘Contacts’.

In the second half of August he contacted me out of the blue. I saw he had logged into his account for the first time in weeks. His profile name had changed from ‘Just Ask’ to ‘JuicyJordan’, but his account name was still ‘Tight Ass’, and his photos and text were the same.

As he had taken the initiative in contacting me, I took the time and trouble to message him back. He wanted me to book him again, and I said yes. I suggested a date and time to him, but he e-mailed me back to say he could now no longer travel to me because he was ‘completely broke.’ I messaged him back, offering to book a hotel near him to accommodate a meet. At that point he broke off contact, and I heard no more from him. A few days later his profile vanished, and this site confirmed he had deleted it.

I assumed he had vanished for good, so again I deleted his name and number from my phone’s ‘Contacts’. Then, out of the blue, he texted me on 27th September. His text said: ‘Hi, I’m so, so sorry for the long delay in replying to you.’ I spotted his profile back up. It was now called ‘SeekingMultipleSugardaddys’ but it had a new account name: no longer ‘Tight Ass’ but now ‘Newbie99’, and the long, involved new profile text you can see for yourselves and with the new extraordinarily outlandish prices! I took the time and trouble to reply to him. He told me he had deleted his previous profile ‘by accident’. He said he would like to meet me again, and we arranged a meeting but he flaked – he suddenly stopped replying to my texts.

Perhaps he flaked because the previous reviewer took him out of service, but it’s still rude.

aj543 – Sept 28, 2019
Fisted him, ruined his arse, destroyed the ruins.
Hate fucking gold diggers!

TwinkSeekingMultipleSugardaddys (Owner) – Sept 17, 2019
A COMMENT WAS MADE I DON’T KNOW WHAT A TWINK IS. EAT ME. I’VE BEEN FUCKED BY MORE TWINK LOVERS THAN YOU CAN COUNT.

plsno – Sept 5, 2019
I just wasted four days with him waiting for him to get “in the mood” but I would have wasted them anyway so whatever

Dick M, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Slim
Body hair Not very hairy
Speaks English
Position More bottom
S&M Soft SM
Fisting Passive
Dirty No
Rate per hour 70000 £
Overnight 200000 £

 

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SatansInseminator, 24
East Los Angeles

Top with 24x6cm of dick. i hope to find a nice ass hole for make it hard. Your place or outside, saunas. I give brutal assfucks without mercy rough and raw and ruthlessness. I only BB – I’m poz detectable – turns some on, some off and others not bothered! But I’m rolling with it coz you cant beat a poz load in my opinion!

Guestbook of SatansInseminator

SatansInseminator (Owner) – Oct 19, 2019
😈 don’t need to sell my soul, he’s already in me

Dick XXL, Uncut
Orientation Bi
Body hair Not very hairy
Smoking Socially
Speaks English
Position Top only
Kissing No
FF Active
S&M Yes
Dirty Yes
Oral Top
Rate per hour 300 $
Overnight On request

 

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CrimsonBloodlust666, 18
Berlin

Im 17 years old and i’m having trouble finding myself in this world…i claim to be goth and dress like one to others around me yet have little knowledge of “how to be goth” or i just don’t know about gothic things i guess (i jam out to sisters of mercy and other gothic bands Lmao) yet i don’t know how to truely embrace my gothic side :/.. so if your a goth or maybe a professor that knows about “gothic” feel free to be with me and gve me a few pointers and you know sex and money… thx <3

Guestbook of CrimsonBloodlust666

CrimsonBloodlust666 (Owner) – Nov 5, 2019
Oh, and don’t be a ghost. I’m scared of 👻👻👻

CrimsonBloodlust666 (Owner) – Nov 4, 2019
Theyre not! i stole them :'( i just think they’re cool

Kendrick – Nov 4, 2019
if those r ur writing and drawing i think u have a prity good idea of what goth is

CrimsonBloodlust666 (Owner) – Nov 2, 2019
But if you have DRUGS. I will call the police ASAP.
It is illegal to have drugs in your house.

CrimsonBloodlust666 (Owner) – Nov 2, 2019
If you want to have sex, I’m a virgin. Embarrassing but I have never kissed a boy or man. It would be best if you’re a man who kisses me so passionately that my knees wobble and I collapse. A man who can take advantage of my being goth and weak, and fuck me hard.

Dick M, Uncut
Orientation Prefer not to say
Body hair Not very hairy
Smoking Yes
Speaks English, German
Position Bottom only
Kissing Yes
FF No
S&M Soft SM
Dirty No
Oral No answer
Rate per hour On request
Overnight On request

 

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inthemoodfor♨️⛰🚲🎲🎧🎟🏊‍♂️🍾🥟🍌🥦🍳🥑🍇🐱, 21
Moscow

Hey, maybe little sponsorship?

ALL PICS ARE REAL 100,000%

You can break my bed, but not my heart.

Available 24/7

Guestbook of inthemoodfor♨️⛰🚲🎲🎧🎟🏊‍♂️🍾🥟🍌🥦🍳🥑🍇🐱

09756426108 – Oct 12, 2019
Spent last night with him. I will state that I was quite skeptical. His vapid and rather embarrassing comportment on talk shows and in the tabloids as Human Ken Doll had made me fear a lot of silliness and little sexual substance. But no. He is not entirely unintelligent, has a sense of irony about his fleeting fame, and it becomes clear very quickly that to get his fame involved giving a lot of quid pro quo sexual favours. I have to say he’s not cheap … but his cuteness, a very welcoming mouth and tireless ass, and the novelty factor are really worth all of it. I don’t think we’ve heard the last of this industrious young careerist.

inthemoodfor♨️⛰🚲🎲🎧🎟🏊‍♂️🍾🥟🍌🥦🍳🥑🍇🐱 (Owner) – Oct 7, 2019
Yes I am Andrew Boldar luxury escort for luxury clientele (Former celebrity all the world nicknamed me the “Human Ken Doll” because I can as much be the one) I make delivery at the night at about 4600 € . I am open to everything and to anyone as long as discretion (no photos, videos, ) and the financial means follow.

PERFECTLY08 – Oct 5, 2019
excuse English of mine. I work in Tuaron Management, of managing Andrew Boldar Human Ken Doll until April this year. We created Human Ken Doll image for him becuase he has no talent for sing or acting. He is ruthless ambition and has much sex for advancing the career. we cancel of his contract because of too many scandal and was small interest in him any more.

Anonymous – Sept 29, 2019
Wild! Even if you live in Russia, you may not recognize the boy in the fotos. His stage name is Andrew Boldar and he is a heavily self-promoting minor Russian celebrity, model, “singer” and influencer who calls himself the Human Ken Doll. I assumed this escort profile was a fake, but I contacted him out of curiosity. He “reluctantly admitted” to being Andrew Boldar and claimed his celebrity is on the wane, which is true — he “peaked” nearly two years ago when he had a more androgynous emo look — leading to his need to find work where he can. Certainly his astronomical asking price fits the bill as does his demand for an extraordinary level of discretion.

Dick M, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body hair Shaved
Smoking No
Speaks Russian, English
Position More bottom
Kissing Consent
FF No answer
S&M Soft SM
Dirty No
Oral Versatile
Rate per hour 28000 RUB
Overnight 200000 RUB

 

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theytoldmeiamcrazy, 19
Paris

I’m just your regular straight/bi French teen who’s 18 and still in highschool, but who’s a secret greedy “twink”.

I’m always horny, my girlfriend hates me because i’m so horny, so let’s fuck baby

When I’m a “twink”, money waved at me is like a magic wand.

Wave the wand and use me as you wish! Your greed, your lust is in the foreground. I am only your means to an end. You set the tone, and I am holes, terrain, a source of liquids what you can use.

Girly voice on command.

Please breed me. 🏊‍♀️🧘‍♂️🎬🎪🎳🎮🚖🚈🛥🏖🏦🎞🛀❤️

Attention: When I’m in the middle of school exams, I DO NOT look like in my picture

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Anonymous – Sept 25, 2019
Drowned in August while swimming off the coast of Spain.

Dick L, Uncut
Orientation Bi
Body hair Not very hairy
Smoking Yes
Speaks French, English, Spanish
Position Bottom only
Kissing Yes
FF Passive
S&M Soft SM
Dirty Yes
Oral Versatile
Rate per hour 280 €
Overnight On request

 

 

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p.s. Hey. I’m off to London this morning to do this event tonight. There won’t be a p.s. tomorrow because I’ll still be there in the morning. And there won’t be a p.s. on Monday because I have an early morning meeting at ARTE about the TV series project that day. So you’ll get a couple of restored, p.s.-less posts during the blog’s next two outings, and I’ll be back with a new post and a catch-up p.s. on Tuesday. Cool? Cool, hopefully. ** David Ehrenstein, Hi. Oh, nowadays she’s had a whole lot more work done than just her nose. She’s not bad wacko necessarily, she just is. ** _Black_Acrylic, My pleasure, Ben. Really glad you listened and enjoyed things. That’s that new Patrick Cowley album, no? I read there’s a new, possibly last collection of what’s left over coming out or out. Wait, dude, happy birthday! Everyone, it’s Ben “_Black_Acrylic” Robinson’s 40th birthday today. Raise a glass of something or cordon off a bite of cake or a cookie or something sugary with his name on it please. That fancy place looks both fancy and actually appealing too. What were the odds. Enjoy the big day, man! If I can steal the time, I will see the Nan Goldin show. I’d like to. Time will be short and it will tell. ** Sypha, Hi. Cool, always happy to help surface the unnecessarily obscure. That is some old stuff. I will disagree with Mr. E that ‘Let It Bleed’ is the best RS album, although it’s quite good. The Brian Jones era is very worth exploring now that you’re inside them. I haven’t tried the new Nick Cave. I haven’t been so into what he’s been doing for a long time. But I’ll slip into that one and try. Thanks, James. ** Barkley, Hi, B. That was my assumption and borderline understanding re: the reboot. Glad to the hear the series might milk the tonal stuff that made those films pop. I always try to steer people away from the Paul Schmidt translations precisely because it’s always the number one search find. You’re listening to the yeule album, cool. Me too, I guess duh. Thanks a lot for the pointers at those other artists on her netlabel. I’ll go sweep them up. Happy weekend! ** Steve Erickson, Hi. Very happy to hear that so many of the gig entries interested you. Good, sounds like the finessing of your film is all schemed out, Let me know how that goes when you get to those points. I’ve known of that French porn film for a long time but I never saw it. I suppose Altered Innocence will slip me a link when I ask. Narrative 70s porn is quite an interesting genre/phase. It rarely works, but the filmmakers’ usage of the fact that their films would only be seen in a theater where fast-forwarding was not an option lead to some very interesting if sometimes strangled attempts to flush out the emotion and aesthetics around/in the porn that contemporary porn makers rarely bother trying to access. ** Okay. Escorts day, obviously. You know the drill. The blog will see you faithfully tomorrow and on Monday, and I’ll be back chatting with you over its steering wheel on Tuesday. Fine long weekends to you.

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