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Month: December 2016 (Page 4 of 8)

Jeff Jackson presents … Please welcome back to the world … Kenward Elmslie The Orchid Stories (1973/2016)

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“Kenward Elmslie’s The Orchid Stories is, to use Balzac’s term, a chef d’oeuvre inconnu, and one of the funniest, most gorgeous American prose fictions of the latter 20th century. It’s wonderful to have it in print again.”
– John Ashbery

“Like Franz Kafka and Raymond Roussel, Kenward Elmslie has created throughout his oeuvre – but nowhere more strikingly than in The Orchid Stories – a human universe that both reflects our own and stands at a bizarre angle to it. Unlike those other those two other greats, Elmslie has depended neither on genre nor hidden methods to achieve his creation. He apparently has a Great Hadron Collider lodged in some nook of his brain into which he feeds the totality of the English language, high and low, and propels its words at explosive speeds into one another until they pulverize and settle over the society he has conjured up in luminous lexical dust. The result is bewildering, often hilarious, and utterly original. Ultimately it is also tinged, I feel, with an implicit deep melancholy that haunts all great works of art.”
– Harry Mathews

“From lists to letters, to travel brochures, to public announcements, to regional vernacular, to terms of endearment you might use on your pet kangaroo, to concrete poems and shaped verse — every kind of writing makes an appearance in The Orchid Stories … It’s great that Song Cave has brought The Orchid Stories back into print. Elmslie is the perfect writer to begin reading in an age that worships profligacy and the collecting of luxury items and art trophies … The Orchid Stories is a book about language in words you won’t want to turn away from.”
– John Yau, from his review in Hyperallergic

 

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Like the orchids that provide their leitmotif, these interwoven stories by Kenward Elmslie are exquisite, exotic, and oneiric, as if they had been written in another world. Although each of The Orchid Stories stands alone, their characters and moods recur frequently, in a swirl of visual echoes and the bewildering clarity of a dream. Even the characters themselves, with their shifting names and genders, have an illusive reality that enhances the pleasure of these tales.

The Song Cave is honored to present this new edition of Kenward Elmslie’s out-of-print masterpiece, first published by Paris Review Editions in 1973. With an introduction that provides a fresh sense of Elmslie’s oeuvre by Michael Silverblatt, host of KCRW’s “Bookworm,” this spectacular and spectacularly overlooked book is at last available to a new generation of adventurous readers.

 

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Poet, librettist, novelist, editor, and performance artist KENWARD ELMSLIE was born in New York City in 1929. Elmslie became a central figure in the New York School and, as the editor of Z magazine and Z Press books, promoted the work of fellow poets John Ashbery, Bill Berkson, Joe Brainard, Edwin Denby, Joanne Kyger, James Schuyler, Anne Waldman, and numerous others.

Among his many poetry collections are Pavilions, Girl Machine, Motor Disturbance (winner of the Frank O’Hara Award), Tropicalism, and Routine Disruptions: Selected Poems & Lyrics. Elmslie is also the author of six opera librettos, including Lizzie Borden, as well as the musical plays Lola, The Grass Harp (based on the work by Truman Capote), Palais Bimbo, and Postcards on Parade.

Elmslie’s honors include a grant from the Ford Foundation, the Gertrude Stein Award for Innovative Poetry, and an award from the National Endowment for the Arts. He lives in New York City and Calais, Vermont, in a home he shared with his longtime partner and artistic collaborator, Joe Brainard.

 

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Make the World Safe for Kenward Elmslie
by Michael Silverblatt

“Upon that golden shore, kids
We’ll lie on beds of orchids.”
-John Latouche, “Goona Goona”
from the musical The Golden Apple

Kenward Elmslie’s perverse, scabrous, gorgeous poetry and prose have astonished his fans for over fifty years—decades during which he remained the pride of small presses, the happy secret of cognoscenti—but it is safe to say that the vast audience his work deserves doesn’t know what it’s missing. He’s the most extravagant, and extravagantly overlooked, poet in America.

Elmslie is the nearly invisible fifth member of the quintet that includes Frank O’Hara, John Ashbery, James Schuyler, and Kenneth Koch. The generations of poets they inspired sing Elmslie’s praises, but he is most brilliantly described by Ashbery, his comrade-in-arms. Elmslie’s voice, writes Ashbery, is “that of some freaked-out Levi-Strauss, a mad scientist who has swallowed the wrong potion in his lab and is desperately trying to get his calculations on paper before everything closes in.”

When not invisible, Kenward Elmslie is misnamed. In his first big book of poems, Album, there is a two-page collage by Joe Brainard, made from a sheaf of documents, including a citation for “Vagrancy by Loitering” in New Orleans, issued to one Kennard Elmslie. The other scissored clippings include an announcement of a musical comedy, a “tuner”—this must be from a showbiz paper, perhaps Variety—to be titled The Yellow Drum with book and lyrics by Kenwood Emsley. Another clip reviews a piece written by Kenneth Elmslie: “The children in the audience approved mightily.” Kenward Elmie is praised for an opera libretto based on Strindberg. Kenward Elm is praised next, followed by announcements of operas and poetry readings by Kenward Emslie, Kenwood Elmslie, Kenward Elmsee, Mr. Elnsie, and Edward Elmslie. Is it any wonder that the same book, Album, contains a play, Furtive Edna, in which the heroine sings a song called “Change Your Name”?

Hidden identities, camouflage, and transposition are the essence of the work of Kenward G. Elmslie. The narrator of The Orchid Stories remains nameless throughout, although in a love letter he uses the affectionate nickname “Gloop-silv.” Is a nameless narrator unusual in a novel? No, not necessarily. But it’s certainly unusual in a coming-of-age novel entirely about the narrator. Everything about this novel is bonkers, especially that it is called The Orchid Stories. Stories?

Eager to see what the manuscripts and drafts look like, I visited the Elmslie papers in the Mandeville Special Collections Library at the University of California San Diego. While there, I found two extraordinary things: the pages, many of them glued together by a mysterious fungus—an accident in the lab?—are versions and revisions of materials that are almost identical, except for a few words. Then, a specific example of Elmslie’s process that I thought might help readers to understand his language, especially how language for him has always been a procedure involving some kind of breakdown, fissure, evolution, or reimagining.

In the poem “Sin in the Hinterlands,” from Tropicalism, we find this stanza:

Lip-sync, a life of lip-sync,
it’s like a life of lip-sync, lip-sync of tip of vat, hot vat.

A draft of this poem reveals that “tip of vat, hot vat” is a variant of “tip of hat, top hat.” These phonetic cousins might look identical when reading lips.

A similar process guides Elmslie’s The Champ, a homophonic mistranslation of a text by Raymond Roussel, another obscure genius. Look at this:

A woozy clarity adorns all liars
like a photo of a friendly yes.
When their boots get patted in strategic places
They leave the jewels in trees retouched

It’s the first quatrain of The Champ, a book-length poem with drawings by Joe Brainard facing each page of text. The poem-and-illustration format nicely echoes that of Raymond Roussel’s magnificent New Impressions of Africa. Elmslie begins his “translation” at line 11 of Roussel’s New Impressions:

D’un clair logis donnant sur le dernier palier
—Photographe quelconque habille à pallier
Pattes d’oie et boutons par fins stratagèmes—
((Pouvoir du retoucheur! lorsque arborant ses gemmes…

In Elmslie-ese, un clair logis—a tall building—becomes clear loggy, that is, woozy clarity. Mistranslation is at its height in the very first line. For contrast, here is Mark Ford’s literal translation:

In a tall building, which opens onto the top landing, knows
—Some photographer who is skillful at palliating
Crow’s feet and spots by clever stratagems—
Power of the retoucher! when, sporting her jewels…

The risky Ian Monk, who keeps the rhymed couplets, translates as follows:

Of a high block, in airy garret, knows—
a photographer skilled in hiding crow’s
feet and pimples with wily stratagems—
((Art of retouching! As, decked out in gems…

Elmslie does not translate; instead he transposes, misdefines, retranslates as The Champ transforms itself into a poet’s miracle—Language poetry before it was on the dimmest horizon.

Elmslie is the champ of this sort of thing. Even the title, The Champ, comes from Roussel: the title of the second part of New Impressions of Africa is “Le Champ de bataille des Pyramides”—The Battlefield of the Pyramids. Roussel is one of the great writers for Ashbery, Elmslie, Koch, and Harry Mathews. The strategies they learned from him fueled their own work and inspired the subsequent generations of the New York School.

Elmslie vigilantly mishears and misspells. In his world (not just postmodern, but postnuclear), language and the visionary imagination are fused, as are the deterioration of language and the inherent radioactivity of the landscape. This is the world of wonderful nouns—things called into being by the magical act of naming, or misnaming, them—and no sooner is a thing named than it begins to decay and mutate. Elmslie’s obsessional, regressive fantasies pile imagination on top of imagination until the structure self-implodes and you have, as Gauguin said of the people in Gustave Moreau’s paintings, “pieces of jewels covered with jewels.” Elmslie is a highly dedicated craftsman, and he appears to want decorated decoration in his work.

His ornate density of language is signaled here by the orchid, the most extraordinary and complex of blooms. The Orchid Stories coincided with the tenderfoot love between Elmslie and Brainard, who was painting orchids at the time. “My Buddenbrooks,” Elmslie has called this book, a coming-of age novel he read aloud to entertain Joe, just as Mann read his coming-of-age novel in sections to his family.

In The Orchid Stories, from what we can tell, the nameless narrator’s childhood is filled with the trauma of parents dying, divorcing, and remarrying, alongside their strained attempts at rebonding with the child. Names change frequently. (Don’t expect the usual cues for how to deal with gender or time, either.) Right away we meet Mattie, Edith (nicknamed “Lady Knickers”), and Bubbers, their profiles “sketched” by a painter on the front door of the Locust (“low-cost”) estate. But before we can figure out who Bubbers is, Edith and Mattie both die, and Bubbers becomes Mummers. The narrator is sent to school, then boarding school (the Blue Institute) and then, following a breakdown, to observation by Dr. Schmidlapp, who once also observed the narrator’s parents. They had “breeding” problems—the narrator’s mishearing of “breathing” problems; Schmidlapp is an upper respiratory specialist.

Triangles populate these tales and their structures—from Edith, Mattie, and Bubbers to Barry Wingate, Dianna Vienna, and the narrator to Dr. Schmidlapp, Gertrud, and Helga. (You’ll surely uncover more as you read.) The unnamed narrator seems to be in love with Barry, and so is Dianna Vienna (a nickname), who wears maps and is first described with “her face jewel-encrusted.” Jewels on a jewel.

These interrelationships become what the narrator calls “psycho-surrounds,” which seem to be kinds of “traffic cubes”—not to be confused with “thought cubes,” our nameless narrator’s personal project, blocks of thought in text—with multi-level highways travelling in different directions to various time and space locations. In order to travel, these psycho-surrounds become the equivalent of movies that can be watched out of a car window. The environment comptrollers can’t show the same film twice for fear that the driver will become bored and accident prone: you might be driving in Los Angeles while seeing Cairo outside. Successful travel results in “ROUNDING THE LEAF” safely. When these anecdotes and psycho-surrounds intersect, characters reappear in different stories, a miasma of correlated moments, making it possible to reread this book over and over, gradually understanding their freeway cloverleaf-like configurations.

The Orchid Stories bubbles with head-spinning mixtures. Its combination of energy and boredom astounds. There are at least a dozen procedures, most of them irretrievable to this reader, that make this book an ongoing fantasia of representation. Its wildness keeps me going, even as I forget what had delighted me a page before; I go on, gleaning bits of Elmslie’s masterful hyphenates, portmanteaus, fold-ins, cut-ups, feminine rhymes: even pun-cum-trick-feminine-internal-rhymes (he learned a lot from his first lover, lyricist John Latouche). You can read this book repeatedly, as I have, and it’ll be fresh each time, an eternal palate cleanser.

Very few books in literature are as singular as The Orchid Stories. Among them are Raymond Roussel’s novels, Laura (Riding) Jackson’s The Progress of Stories, Giorgio de Chirico’s Hebdomeros, and John Ashbery’s Flow Chart. Elmslie belongs to that great counter-tradition to classic poetry and prose. He lets imagination spiral into contradictory zones, but he is casual about this, feeling that “we belong here, stirring, where it’s beautiful to be.”

A longer version of this essay appears as the introduction to The Song Cave’s reissue of The Orchid Stories.

Michael Silverblatt is the host of KCRW’s Bookworm.

 

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Gathering of artists and their families on Long Island in 1961: Back row left to right: Lisa de Kooning; Frank Perry; Eleanor Perry; John Meyers; Anne Porter; Fairfield Porter; Angelo Torricini, Arthur Gold; Jane Wilson; Kenward Elmslie; Paul Brach; Jerry Porter; Nancy Ward; Katharine Porter; friend of Jerry Porter | Second Row left to right: Joe Hazan; Clarice Rivers; Kenneth Koch; Larry Rivers | Seated on couch: Miriam Schapiro; Robert Fizdale; Jane Freilicher; Joan Ward; John Kacere; Sylvia Maizell | Kneeling on the right back to front: Alvin Novak; Bill de Kooning; Jim Tommaney | Front row: Stephen Rivers; William Berkson; Frank O’Hara; Herbert Machiz.

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Kenward Elmslie (as Japanese Priest) the play ‘The Tinguely Machine Mystery’, by Kenneth Koch, 1965

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Kenward Elmslie & Jane Wilson, 1966

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Kenward Elmslie, Anne Waldman and Lewis Warsh, 1968

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Joe Brainard with Kenward Elmslie, 1982

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Kenward Elmslie & Steven Taylor at the Poetry Project, 1982

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Kenward Elmslie, late ’80s

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Kenward Elmslie at his 80th birthday party, 2010

 

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Exclusive excerpt

LOCUST GLEANINGS
By Kenward Elmslie

“Locust Gleanings”

 

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Videos

In 2002, Sophie Constantinou, Bill Weir and Walker Weir interviewed Kenward Elmslie about his life and works, specifically his friendships and collaborations with the New York School of Poets. As the catalyst for this short film project, Elmslie hoped to illustrate the artistic spirit of and collaborations among American writers, poets and artists from the late 50s to today.

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AFFINITY

 


PEN PALS

 


COLLABORATION

 


THE JOE STONE

 


VERMONT

 


LUSH LIFE

 


VERY UNIQUE

 


SNEAKY PETE

 


POET’S THEATER

 

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Bookworm Interview, Part One
http://kcrw.co/2gIIOfI

Bookworm Interview, Part Two
http://kcrw.co/2gIImxM

 

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Kenward Elmslie
in conversation with Kristin Prevallet

Kenward Elmslie, 2009. Poet

 

In 1963, Joe Brainard and Kenward Elmslie, poet, novelist, librettist and performance artist, became life partners and collaborators until Brainard’s death in 1994. Of great importance to Brainard’s work were the summers he spent at ‘Poet’s Corner’, Elmslie’s house in Calais, Vermont, where Brainard had a studio. According to Constance Lewallan, (the curator of the Joe Brainard show which closed November 2001 at PS1 Contemporary Art Center in Long Island City, New York), Brainard created most of his cut-outs, still lifes, and landscapes during this time. These times were also important to Elmslie, whose relationship with Brainard influenced his own work in many ways. Wanting to speaking to Elmslie about the collaborative spirit of their relationship, and the atmosphere that fostered it, I interviewed him by telephone at his house in Vermont.

In an interview Joe said, ‘I don’t ever have an idea. The material does it all.’ Do think that is possible?
Yes — that’s pretty much the way I work as well. Several of the collaborations I did with Joe obviously came from ideas, but I don’t remember the process. Our first collaboration was a take-off on baby books: Baby’s First Word, First Dream, feeding sked, and so forth. A relationship joke, too, ta-da! ‘Our’ Baby, ha-ha. At an art world dinner, we collected blurbs for a tiny ad in the Village Voice. Frank O’Hara: ‘The most peculiar book I’ve every read.’ Andy Warhol: ‘Fantastic! Fantastic!’ It was self-published by Boke Press, our very own press. So was there an initial idea to do a take off on baby books? I really don’t know.

So was it that the baby books happened to just appear in your life at some point?
Yes, Joe loved to shop at antique shops and probably picked up a couple antique baby books. He used a lot of the antique store finds for ideas. He would go through books and just tear the little tiny drawings out from dictionaries. I still find torn places in dictionaries, and know Joe tore them out. So you see, getting ideas wasn’t at all cerebral.

It’s such a strong statement to say ‘I never have an idea.’
It’s perhaps too strong. Ideas maybe slid in sideways, like a home run in a baseball game. They didn’t announce themselves, nor were they searched for. They just happened.

Is that what inspires writing?
Oh gosh — that’s hard to answer because so many different things inspire writing.

But if you could answer.
Sometimes it’s a word that I’ve become fond of, or sometimes it’s a memory of the daily round. Because my memory is so terrible, sometimes I want to write about a certain part of the daily round so I won’t forget about it. Like a survival technique, perhaps. But then that bounds to other things, like dreams, or poems by somebody else. It becomes a sort of network of influence. It’s a series of moves through mind, memory, time and space.

What inspired Joe?
That got strange. When he began to read books — he didn’t stop art, he stopped working with his gallery, but he still did art for friends, people he cared about. It was part of the friendship. In the summer when he supposedly stopped art, he did all of the drawings for my poems in Sung Sex, published by Kulchur Foundation in 1989. One drawing per poem page, 65 drawings! A different style, spare, Japanesy. Most elegant naked boy odalisques…

That’s a clarification, then, of what Ashbery writes, that in the last decade of his life he ‘abandoned art altogether…consecrating his time to his two favorite hobbies, smoking and reading Victorian novels.’
Hopefully, not a clarification — a debunking of a total myth, a most misleading oversimplification. Joe read and read, not just Victorian novels — Barbara Pym was his favorite — and he also sneaked art work in. He worked and worked and worked.

But did art mean something different to him during this time?
I think so — what he gave up on was the idea of a career, professionalism. His last show at the Fischbach was a total triumph, hundreds of works, some tiny, displayed en masse in vitrines, priced within reach of non-deep pocket fans, as well as collages, constructions, oil paintings: The Works. It was Brainard at his best. So he went out in an incredible blaze of glory, on his own terms, and shifted focus back to what he’s always loved doing: making personal art for close friends.

More at: http://jacketmagazine.com/16/br-prev-iv-elms.html

 

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p.s. Hey. ** I’m especially happy to are able to sideline-introduce Jeff Jackson’s post today. For my ‘money’, Kenward Elmslie is quite possibly the most undervalued great living American writer. Completely singular, wildly daring, difficult initially and yet as entertaining and fun a writer as there could be. This new reissue of Kenward’s only, I think, long fiction work by the great Song Cave presents you with a golden opportunity to begin to know Kenward’s writing in general if you aren’t yet familiar. Your close and kind attention is strongly encouraged. Thank you, and giant thanks to you Jeff, for putting Kenward’s work in a strong light. ** Armando, Hi. Happy that the slaves’ clever turns of phrase delighted you. That makes at least two of us. I never really got into the recent Swans album. I just figured I’m not in the mood for it. I didn’t think as poorly about it as you do by any means. My current head isn’t its time and place, I thought. ** Jamie, You’re so good at these name twist things. I’m at a loss today, but don’t think that means your name is off the hook, buddy. That is weird that you can access Facebook but not this place. Maybe the whole Google thing put anything associated with my name on a cyber blacklist or something? Yeah, super hopeful about the 15 year-old. Like I think I said, it was like looking at the very character that we had invented in our heads in 3D reality. He’s great. The woman who runs the acting class is talking to his father today, and, if the father is open and the boy is too, Zac will meet with them on Sunday while he’s out in Bas Normandie doing more location scouting to explain the film and what it would involve. Yes, we’re told we will get the answer about the TV series on Tuesday. A bit wary since that decision has already been delayed twice, but they promised this would be it. Assuming they say yes, fingers crossed, the new concern is that we hear they might want the series to be reformatted, i.e. not in three 50-minute episodes as we’ve proposed, but possibly two episodes or even a single 90 minute program, which would be an extremely difficult change since the series is already jam-packed with stories and incidents at three episodes. Anyway, yes, I hope we’ll know as promised on the 20th. Speaking of pilot scripts, fellow pilot mastermind, ah, I hear and feel you on the wasted work. Especially when you probably know you made it better, and now they’re looking a something you know isn’t perfected. I’ve had that happen to me a bunch. Stressful. I hate Xmas shopping. The good thing about being over here is that my Paris friends and I don’t really exchange presents, so I don’t have to think about it. Well, other than Zac, but his present is a conceptual one so I just have to shop in my and others’ imaginations, and that’s easier. Chocolate Happyland does indeed please me greatly, no surprise, and instills longing. I’m going to try to do a post about it, but, so far, I haven’t found enough related stuff to constitute a good post. We’ll see. No, I haven’t read Jarret Kobek’s ‘HOE #999’. I like his work, but that book has escaped me so far. I’ll find it. Cool. Thank you re: my day. I’m going to try for much fruitfulness, and I will expect the same from you regarding your 24. Love, me. ** Dóra Grőber, Hi! Me too, about my friend. I’m waiting for him to choose a good time. Yeah, the young actor workshop was inspiring. And it reminded Zac and me of much we liked working with the actors and rehearsing for our last film. As I mentioned to Jamie, the woman who teaches the class is talking to the boy’s father today, and if he’s intially okay with the possibility, she’ll talk to the boy. If he’s into the idea, Zac will meet with them on Sunday and explain the film and the boy’s role and what the gig will involve, which is an audition, and then, if that’s good, rehearsals followed by maybe three weeks of shooting. It will be fun, but it will involve a lot of time and work and commitment from the boy. So, we’ll see. Fingers extremely crossed. Straight A’s! Wow, awesome, huge congratulations! And cool that your brother’s back. Will you guys get to hang out a lot? Any plans? Yesterday was okay, I think. Today I’m hoping to see that Tino Sehgal show because it closes on Sunday, but it’s very popular, so I don’t know if I’ll be able to get in, but I’ll try. And do some work and stuff. How did Friday work for you, pal? ** David Ehrenstein, My guess would be its specialness is due entirely to the power of suggestion? ** Steevee, Hi. Well, the big fear/expectation is the the boy’s father will naturally investigate Zac’s and my work, read about LCTG not to mention my books, and that will kill the possibility. That’s the first big hurdle. Our new film has no sex or even interest in sex at all and only one gay character and, apart from its bleak story, is not something that would be weird or a problem for a young teen to appear in, but the pre-existing baggage re: Zac’s and my works is always a worry. The doctor escort and his commenters were definitely a highlight for me too. Oh, Mud, ha ha. Yeah, I don’t remember what Simon wrote about them, but they were a pretty marginal if briefly target-hitting band, if memory serves. A lot of the glam bands were quick-change interlopers, which wasn’t necesarilty a problem in many cases, but Mud, hm, yeah. ** Bill, Hi, Bill. I know, right? We got lucky on the comments this month. I hope the winding down on your end is now in-process. ** _Black_Acrylic, Hi, Ben. Yes, the commenters were the scene stealers this month. I want to see ‘Tickled’ too, yeah. ** Misanthrope, Enjoy the living hell out of NYC today and after if you see this before you guys catch the train. If you’re going by train. Cold there. Here too. I’m going brr even inside my apartment. Mm, I’ll let you guest-curate the older escorts post. And without creating a situation where the escorts are sources of ridicule or pity. That’s important. And, based on the ads I see for the older escorts, that might make it a bit tough. Yeah,have  a blast a million in NYC! I want to hear all about it! ** Right. Be as with Kenward Elmslie and Jeff Jackson as you can be until I see you tomorrow. Thank you.

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Dirty No entry
Fisting No entry
S&M No entry
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 80 Euros
Rate night ask

 

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Acre, 19
Zurich

i have cancer please help me with some money

Dicksize No entry, Cut
Position Versatile
Kissing No entry
Fucking No entry
Oral No entry
Dirty No entry
Fisting No entry
S&M No entry
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour ask
Rate night ask

 

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MODEL777, 23
Moscow

Welcome to Russia.
Through Relax Club you have a unique opportunity to visit Russia and get acquainted with Model 777. Model 777 will always accompany You in Russia.

Conditions: He won’t live in your home. He will meet with you only (without resale)! You or you and he will buy a tour through a travel Agency. The agency will meet and escort him to a hotel where he will be accommodated. You will meet in his room, walk around the city. He can be flown only to large cities where permits are sold.

You have a choice of several Relax Club options for getting acquainted with Russia and Model 777:

– You can watch Moscow, St. Petersburg, to go by train with Model 777 on the TRANS-Siberian railway (Transsib). The great Siberian Way (historical name) —railroad across Eurasia, connecting Moscow with the largest Eastern Siberian and far Eastern industrial cities of Russia is the longest railway in the world.

– To go on the boat cruise on the Volga river with Model 777, 2-bed cabins Luxury, comfortable, equipped with individual Cablecom (shower, WC), air conditioning, fridge, satellite TV, 3 meals a day.

– Take special Gay tour with Model 777 to the ocean Goa India. Departure date is tentatively January 18, 2017, the Price for 1 person + Model 777 in 9 days 1000 Euro. The application deadline is 10 January 2017.

Gentlemen please write to Relax Club only on business. We use a translator, so do not waste our time.

Guestbook of MODEL777

Neilpqz – Dec 10, 2016
Oh my god I love you answer my message immediately

Dicksize No entry, Uncut
Position No entry
Kissing No entry
Fucking No entry
Oral No entry
Dirty No entry
Fisting No entry
S&M No entry
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour ask
Rate night 200 Euros

 

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ESCORT_PARTY, 20
Paris

I’m Romeo this is my last week in Paris, so let’s have a fun. Contact me ONLY if you are interested in sex. Douchebag athletes to the front. I’m not here for romance. I already have my girlfriend so DONT WASTE MY TIME!

Guestbook of ESCORT_PARTY

emmle – Dec 3, 2016
it was absolutely brilliant!
first of all we went to dinner where he was standoffish and mentioned his girlfriend every 30 seconds *zzzzzzzz* then i fucked him 4 hours with my huge tool. his boy pussy exploded.
no pain no gain.

Dicksize XXL, Uncut
Position Versatile
Kissing Yes
Fucking Versatile
Oral Versatile
Dirty Yes
Fisting Active / passive
S&M Yes
Fetish Leather, Sportsgear, Skater, Rubber, Underwear, Skins & Punks, Boots, Lycra, Uniform, Formal dress, Techno & Raver, Sneakers & Socks, Jeans, Drag, Worker
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour ask
Rate night 1000 Euros

 

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Danny000, 21
Chicago

Hi! I’m in a happy relationship with a handsome and awesome guy but one of my needs hasn’t been fulfilled yet.
Yes, I do want to do it for money. Probably only once but who knows.

I need to be discreet since my hubby would not exactly approve, so if you recognize me and know me or know anyone who knows me please keep your mouths shut.
I’m 24 but I apparently look younger – or at least when I buy alcohol, the process can still be as beaucratic as trying to cross the Syrian border.

Moreover, I know I’m cute, sexy, with an eye-grabbing ass and reasonably hung.
I’m a top only and there’s no money you could pay to make me be a bottom. However, you can always try. Oh heck, I’d like it if you did.

Of course, it should be pleasure for both of us so you can’t appear much older than me and you should also be as good-looking as I am or close.

Dicksize XL, Cut
Position Versatile
Kissing Consent
Fucking Versatile
Oral Versatile
Dirty No entry
Fisting Active / passive
S&M No entry
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 100 Dollars
Rate night 500 Dollars

 

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QueenOfGangbang, 20
Köln

Down for a good time? Please turn this click-bait cute Emo boy into nothing more than a pig for financial sharesys. Preference is given to dates in cinemas.

I let myself be banged by men in any number. I only charge for the time you rent. That means you can also make money with me.

I especially love guys who can do KO’s, put me to sleep with pills and stretch out my pussy as wide as it will go with bad dragon toys.

Guestbook of QueenOfGangbang

LAHAB2016 – Dec 1, 2016
Just watched some sadistic rapist made half-insane by steroids skullfuck this bitch so hard he puked, pissed himself and passed out.

Dicksize XL, Uncut
Position Bottom only
Kissing Consent
Fucking Bottom only
Oral Versatile
Dirty WS only
Fisting Passive
S&M Yes
Fetish Leather, Sportsgear, Skater, Rubber, Underwear, Skins & Punks, Boots, Lycra, Uniform, Formal dress, Techno & Raver, Sneakers & Socks, Jeans, Worker
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour ask
Rate night ask

 

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hoot_sex97, 19
Bucharest

hey the first important thing is im the hornets guy in the city…………………… the second important thing is i would like to speak a lot in english and excercise the language……… the third important thing is dont get to excited i have a verry small cock…………………. the forth important thing is i will make you more beautiful

Dicksize S, Cut
Position More bottom
Kissing Yes
Fucking Bottom only
Oral Versatile
Dirty No
Fisting No
S&M No entry
Fetish Leather, Jeans
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 100 Euros
Rate night 500 Euros

 

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$$$tickler$$$, 19
Pittsburgh

Looking to get your feet tickled? I’ll tie you up, pull off your shoes and start tickling your socked feet – teasing you about how “there’s no escape now, tickle boy”. Slowly remove your socks, exposing your bare, helpless feet – “you’re not going anywhere!”

I’ll explore and tickle every single spot of your bare feet, those socks are mine to keep – You won’t be needing them anymore! “Your feet belong to me now, tickle slave… they’re all mine!”

I’ll tickle your bare feet for as long as I want. I’ll write my name on your soles, slowly, in a ball-point pen, so that when I finally decide to release you… you’ll know exactly who you must hire again later on.

Dicksize M, Cut
Position No entry
Kissing No entry
Fucking No entry
Oral No entry
Dirty No entry
Fisting No entry
S&M No entry
Fetish Feet
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 50 Dollars
Rate night 250 Dollars

 

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YoursByTheSea, 22
Barcelona

I’m a young writer from Chile, writer of Erotic Antropology and poetry. I have read my poetry to audiences visiting Barcelona from all parts of the world, from the US to Saudi Arabia. I have discussed life’s fidelities with writers travelling from Tokyo to Abu Dhabi. But I am here to have sex. In bed we can discover where you are hiding your orgasmos. Please don’t ask me after sex if I liked it. I’m escort and I won’t give that information.

Dicksize No entry, Uncut
Position Versatile
Kissing Consent
Fucking Versatile
Oral Versatile
Dirty Yes
Fisting Active
S&M Yes
Fetish Leather, Sportsgear, Rubber, Underwear, Skins & Punks, Boots, Uniform, Formal dress, Sneakers & Socks, Worker
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 70 Euros
Rate night 300 Euros

 

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Fox, 20
London

Korea boy are best ever .. Amazing .. So far away .. What you think? I hope so ..

Penis size: 5.5in / 14cm
Cut / Uncut: Cut
Do you smoke?: No
I will meet: men
Role: versatile
Body Hair: none
Kiss: Depends on person
Reply to SMS?: Yes
City: London
Nearest Station: Bayswater
Duos?: Yes
1 Hour: Ask me
2 Hours: Ask me
Overnight: Ask me

 

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superboy, 19
The Hague

I am Ukrainian guy and I live in Ukrtaine. i AM NOT ESCORT. i am usual honest real guy.

Guestbook of superboy

Ironsky – Dec 9, 2016
Roasting yourself in a tanning salon and frosting your hair blond does not make your nose look smaller if that’s what you are hoping for. Just saying.

Dicksize L, Uncut
Position Versatile
Kissing No entry
Fucking Versatile
Oral Versatile
Dirty No entry
Fisting Active / passive
S&M Soft SM only
Fetish Underwear, Uniform, Jeans
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 200 Euros
Rate night 450 Euros

 

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DrLuther, 19
Vienna

Find yourself naked in front of a young teenage doctor in full dress and finally live your fantasies!

My father is real doctor and on Sunday I secreting use his air-conditioned office equipped with real disposable medical equipment (catheters, probes, physiological serum, masks, surgical fields, gloves, plaster, syringes, needles, …) to make this realistic moment. I study my father working for years and will convince you that I very young practition of the medical profession.

Poppers or Dr. Henning provided.

Guestbook of DrLuther

PatientP – Nov 23, 2016
Dr. Luther, whom I have practiced on weekend, is really out of the ordinary by the quality of his diagnosis, care and treatment.
In particular, the examination of the testicles is long, the art of anesthetizing his patient both by a series of injections and by insufflation.
It will immobilize you to put on your face the mask of its insufflator and to deliver exactly the number of inspirations that it decided to administer to you!
A precise follow-up to the stethoscope will reassure you on the seriousness of its gassing!
Strongly immobilized and, under anesthesia, you will be the object of his research …..

Lopsa91 – Nov 13, 2016
You will not be his patient, but his field of experience.
All in a very zen atmosphere, calm, attentive but dreadful.
Was eating out David last Sunday as he examined my testicles.
I loved.

Anonymous – Nov 12, 2016
Doctor act very very unconvincing and also his office is NOT professional just a messy very very small kitchen.

Fessexib – Nov 12, 2016
Second great consultation session focused on pliers.
Pliers on the tetons, with progressive work, but also on the rod.
THANK YOU !

Anonymous – Nov 6, 2016
the “doctor office” is his kitchen (dirty dishes in sink)
his “doctor outfit” is a party costume
his “examination” is a halfhearted massage holding a butter knife
i think his friends write his reviews

Fessexib – Nov 2, 2016
This abandonment of moral and physical integrity to a teen, this total loss of modesty, thus exposed, entirely naked, in a position of most vulnerable examination TO A TEEN, make this inspection a unique, fantasized and realized moment …

Anonymous – Oct 29, 2016
It was an anthology session.
Luther is very vicious and obviously likes that.
So I recommend the wizard option.

Dicksize XL, Uncut
Position Top only
Kissing No
Fucking No entry
Oral No
Dirty No
Fisting Active
S&M Yes
Fetish Leather, Rubber, Uniform, Sneakers & Socks
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour ask
Rate night ask

 

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Dionisian, 21
Antwerp

Hey I am little twink George from GEORGIA and I love getting in over my head and not being able to get out and you really don’t want to play with me x

I like black tea, I like black dick :p Yes the picture is me. I am gay as fuuuuuuuck. Not fooling around.

Guestbook of Dionisian

Roman1981 – Dec 1, 2016
i fuckd him n i like everithink and im happy

Dicksize M, Cut
Position Bottom only
Kissing Yes
Fucking Bottom only
Oral Bottom
Dirty Yes
Fisting No
S&M No entry
Fetish Techno & Raver, Sneakers & Socks
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 100 Euros
Rate night 200 Euros

 

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MorganYoung, 23
Berlin

My name is Morgan and I am here because you have found me. Sweet, charming and down to earth, my personality works well with first timers. I’m not that intelligent so I’m looking for someone who can appreciate the dumber boys in life.

I am still quite young but the arrow of time points in only one direction, and I am not becoming any younger, and young escorts is what most of the men is looking for. I don’t want to miss my time to make as much money as possible.

Please state your name, when you want to have the date, and say something to expand my knowledge base. If you don’t give me these three things that I simply ask for, I will not reply! I hope you gentlemen can see what a jewel you have in front of you.

Dicksize S, Uncut
Position More bottom
Kissing Consent
Fucking No entry
Oral Versatile
Dirty No
Fisting No
S&M No
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 200 Euros
Rate night 1000 Euros

 

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URlucky, 23
Basel

Bored of reading the same in every escort profile.. ?

1.- HOW AM I?
I am an artist so you won’t feel you are paying a hustler but you are investing in art, but the important thing is that I have a 22 CM COCK and I fuck like a god.

2. – AM I CUTE?
Yes! I’m not a celebrity star who fell down at your front door. I would probably think twice being here if I was but I’m attractive enough that you’ll feel like you’re robbing Mother Nature.

3.- WHAT DO I DO?
I am TOP and I DO BAREBACK. As for bottoming, you better ask and I will say yes or no (but I will probably say yeaaah…).

4.- WHERE?
I travel all over the world. So, please, don´t ask me to go to McDonald´s toilets.

5.- AND YOU…
You are so cool that you don´t mind to have a shower before meeting. Chocolates are the only brown surprise I like.

6.- YOU REALLY WANT TO MEET?
All you have to do is to send me your COMPLETE ADDRESS if you want me to go or your PHONE if you want to come. As easy as ordering a pizza.

7.- WILL I LOVE YOU?
Of course I will love you!

I DONT WANT TO WRITE MORE.

Dicksize XL, Uncut
Position Top only
Kissing Consent
Fucking Top only
Oral Top
Dirty Yes
Fisting Active
S&M No
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 150 Euros
Rate night ask

 

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myCOCK4days, 23
Bucharest

U are into big *thick *huge* veiny* caucasian Cocks and suckin them while the sucked leans back and relaxes ? I dont fuck just for u to know.
I give my 23 x 6,5 cm Cock for sucking. Healthy clean perfect shaped cock with massive cumshots. I do massages too. I can give you the most relaxin massage on earth.

Dicksize XXL, Cut
Position No entry
Kissing No entry
Fucking No entry
Oral No entry
Dirty No entry
Fisting No entry
S&M No entry
Fetish Formal dress, Jeans
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour ask
Rate night ask

 

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HornyRicky, 24
Novi Sad

Hungarian Bad Boy? Straight but socially gay? Co owner of a Disney collectors business? (looking for an angle here)

Dicksize XXL, Uncut
Position Versatile
Kissing Consent
Fucking Versatile
Oral Versatile
Dirty No entry
Fisting No
S&M Soft SM only
Fetish Sportsgear, Underwear, Formal dress, Jeans
Client age Users between 40 and 65
Rate hour 30 Euros
Rate night 70 Euros

 

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young_guy, 19
Malmo

I don’t want to be a whore but I have to be right now for personal reasons and I will do it willingly but I don’t want to enjoy it.

I just found out about this site and it sounds interesting or not interesting but an answer to a big problem I am having that I thought I couldn’t escape before.

I’ll do what you want mostly but my orgasm needs to be a real mindscrew not something enjoyable but rather something I dread.

When it’s about to happen I need to fear the notion of my cock vibrating and of the cumming that is to follow and I’ll only do it with guys that look like my dad.

Dicksize S, Cut
Position Bottom only
Kissing Yes
Fucking Bottom only
Oral Versatile
Dirty No
Fisting No
S&M Soft SM only
Fetish Leather, Jeans
Client age Users older than 45
Rate hour 100 Euros
Rate night 500 Euros

 

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Twink2294, 18
Leipzig

sex now !!!

not later, now !!!

Guestbook of Twink2294

perle – Nov 9, 2016
Very pushy boy, very rushed, but worth it. My ass glows from its spanking to the rhythm of Rammstein.

Dicksize XL, Cut
Position Versatile
Kissing Yes
Fucking Versatile
Oral Versatile
Dirty Yes
Fisting No entry
S&M No entry
Fetish Leather, Sportsgear, Rubber, Underwear, Boots, Uniform, Formal dress, Sneakers & Socks, Drag
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 150 Euros
Rate night 1000 Euros

 

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iminlovewiththeories, 22
Brussels

I graduated from music school specialising in drums, cymbals and timpani.

I have a great love of conceptualism and post-conceptualism in the fine arts.

Since coming to Brussels couple weeks ago I started a university course in fashion design.

I think my amazing body and flawless looks aren’t as important as my intelligence.

I mention all of this because I’ve been told that if you don’t know me I’m not very good in bed.

Dicksize M, Uncut
Position More bottom
Kissing Consent
Fucking More bottom
Oral Versatile
Dirty No
Fisting No
S&M No
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour ask
Rate night ask

 

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Obeyurbody, 19
Mumbai

Hey wanna try sex with lots of oral n anal involved n more @50 +tips accepted

I am janitor… in one of the university here. I am like a amateur.

Won’t reply to u if u don’t send a picture of u or if u do and it’s a plant or cartoon.

You should b lucky enough to try my unusual sex
It wil b one of the most stupefying experience u ever had
Have a drink or 2 or 3 loosen urself n surrender ur body to me
Usually my clients get stupid in 30-45 mins..

Guess Mumbai is full of options for u but don’t try to b oversmart.

Dicksize L, Uncut
Position More top
Kissing No entry
Fucking No entry
Oral No entry
Dirty No entry
Fisting No entry
S&M No entry
Fetish Uniform
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 50 Dollars
Rate night 200 Dollars
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kicksomeass, 19
Warsaw

Welcome to my profile, I am from Sirnach, my name is Przemek.
I have a very hard cock when it’s hard.
I don’t like to type very much I want to fuck, babe.
You can also tell me about your goal.

Guestbook of kicksomeass

Oldermanslut – Nov 7, 2016
I am NOT! your babe, Hun, honey, so don’t call me it!

Dicksize XL, Uncut
Position Versatile
Kissing Yes
Fucking Versatile
Oral Versatile
Dirty No entry
Fisting No entry
S&M Yes
Fetish Leather, Sportsgear, Skater, Rubber, Underwear, Skins & Punks, Boots, Lycra, Uniform, Formal dress, Sneakers & Socks, Jeans, Worker
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour ask
Rate night ask

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Make_me_a_star, 18
Riverside

Innocent teen femboy bottom looking to be rented by a large group of older top men! $300 per person. Slim smooth girly boi. 100% passable pale skined pussyboi.

Finally free to live out my ultimate fantasy of being the star of my own porno. Up until now my parents have kept me on a short leash, so I havent been able to have much fun. I have had enough. Now I want to go all out for one night to submit to a gang of horny tops who know how to treat a pent up sissy slut like me. I want to be the “perfect, pretty boi bitch” who gets put in his place on film… And I want my parents to see it!

I want to meet at least ten horny, older tops with $300 to spare who can host something like this at one of their private residences. Not a public club or hotel room. I meet up with you men for one epic night where the goal is to absolutely fuck me silly on camera.

As some of the guests arrive, I am getting ready in another room. Putting on slutty make up. Dressing in one of my slutty whore outfits. Heels, Hair extensions, stockings. I want to look like a total whore pussyboi. I walk into a room FULL of older, slobbering top men who came there just to screw me. I hand my camera to a designated man then flirt and serve drinks, talking with the men as they say nasty things to me. When the time comes, I’m called to the center of the room. Surrounded by men who are driven crazy with desire to fuck me on camera. One of the men shoves me to the other hungry men and I’m …

VIOLENTLY ripped out of my pathetic outfit and shoved to my knees. Feeling my face slapped by all the cocks surrounding me. My poor slutty throat fucked, gasping for air, my pretty ass hole being RIPPED open by all the men just using me for my body. Forced to open my slutty mouth as men cover my pretty boy face with their semen and made to gargle a mouthfull of cum for the whole world to see. After they pay me and give me the camera and I take it home to SHOW MY PARENTS!

I am so ready to do this and my parents are so not ready. I have wanted this for so long. I know it is the perfect plan. I will get $3000, enough to move out of my parents house. Most important, they will be shocked FOREVER!

Available as early as Dec 2nd.

Dicksize M, Uncut
Position Bottom only
Kissing Yes
Fucking Bottom only
Oral Versatile
Dirty No entry
Fisting No entry
S&M Soft SM only
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour Ask
Rate night 300 Dollars

 

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p.s. Hey. ** Dóra Grőber, Hi Dóra! Yeah, the bank thing, ugh, but it’s just a matter of having to do a lot of boring things really, it seems. Yes, on my old friend, I think we’re going to do a Skype catch up in the next days. Exciting. Baking gingerbread cookies definitely makes that day Xmassy, ha. Nice. I’m glad to hear your grandparents are okay. Whew. The Bas Normandie trip was very long and exhausting but helpful. We were searching and investigating almost non-stop from 7 am to 10:30 pm yesterday. We didn’t find any locations where we thought, ‘That’s it!’ but we saw some real possibilities, and we realized the range that we’ll have to work within and that our fantasy locations aren’t going to exist, at least not in and around the region’s biggest city, Caen, which is where we were centered. Zac and a friend are spending the weekend starting tomorrow investigating another part of Bas Normandie, around the city of Cherbourg, where he thinks there might be better choices. We’ll see. The best potential thing was that we ended the day by observing a workshop for aspiring teenaged actors, and one of them is literally the embodiment of one of our film’s main characters. Most of the 4 main characters are in their 20s, but there’s one who’s a young teen, and the boy in the workshop is fifteen, looks even younger, and would be perfect. So now we have to wait and see if he’s interested in auditioning and if his parents are okay with the idea. The boy is a singer in a local punk band, and we’re hoping that means he’s an adventurous type. So, fingers crossed. Anyway, the trip was very tiring but helpful. How was your today? ** Mark Bringelson, Hi, Mark, Very nice to meet you! Thank you coming in here. I don’t know MC Crumbsnatcher at all, I don’t think. But I’ll use those links you kindly provided and get over my ignorance as soon as today. Thank you very much for them. And, yeah, obviously, please return here anytime. It would be cool to talk with you more. ** Steevee, Cool. No, MX-80 has a new album out. That track is from the album. Its kind of spotty, but there are a few very good things on it. I made that Xmasy post about six years ago, so I can’t remember how I found any of it anymore. Your guess is a solid one. Thanks much for your top ten. I’ve only seen exactly one of the films on your list, but it’s very high on my list, which I’m posting this coming weekend. ** Armando, Hi. Thanks about the post. I haven’t seen ‘Manchester By the Sea’ yet. It’s just opening in Paris now. I’m interested to check it out. Mm, yeah, my dislike of ‘The Neon Demon’ includes that scissors scene, sorry, and I don’t remember the score. I haven’t gotten the last Leonard Cohen album, but I will. Big fan, obviously. High five on ‘Psychocandy’. Yeah, we’ll see about the new Mary Chain album. The track they’ve released from it isn’t too exciting. After ‘Reign in Blood’, I think my second favorite Slayer album might be ‘God Hates Us All’. Oh, cool, a new fiend that happens to like my stuff. That’s nice to hear. Trying not only counts, it’s all that you or any writer has got ultimately. So good move, and fingers crossed. ** _Black_Acrylic, Hi. Glad the gig hit some sweet spots. I’ll check out the Helena Hauff mix, thanks! ** Joakim, Hi, J. Ha ha ha, totally, about the emo safari app. The closest is probably that site Vampire Freaks, the emo/goth ‘Facebook’. It seems to be where the survivors are gathering and making their last stand. So sorry about the sleep problems. There is almost nothing worse than insomnia in my book. I hope you’ve had a good, long crash since you wrote that comment? We will, assuredly, drag you to Bon Bon Land, and you will, I intuit, have a wonderful time. Of some sort. Something there or about there will trigger your pleasure centers. That’s my prediction. Next time I talk to Paul, I will. He has become such a jetsetting ‘it’ boy these days that it’s hard to see him, and maybe his nonstop modeling gigs are keeping him from Copenhagen of late. I’ll find out. Oh, okay, I see the piercing. I like it. Nice, yes. We would sorely love to show LCTG in Copenhagen. No opportunities or offers have arisen yet. But we’d love to. In the meantime, it’s out on DVD in France, Germany, the UK, and the USA if your tech can crack those countries’ DVD codes. I will pass long that university gig possibility to anyone who I think might be interested and a good fit. Have an exciting but also restful day, pal. ** Misanthrope, Yes, knowing new things is my motto or something. Miles of walking can be the cure for anything, I have this feeling. Wait, you guys are going to NYC … tomorrow? Am I misremembering? ** Jeff, Hi, Jeff. The Caretaker’s albums are almost literally all exactly the same. The new one that I sampled from is both very characteristic and very good, and it’s the first part of apparently a coming cycle of albums, his final works, he says. So, the new one is a decent starting place. No, I just got in a mood to listen to old Slapp Happy again, so I included it even though it’s ancient. I think it was triggered by reading Dagmar Krause’s turn in The Wire’s ‘Invisible Jukebox’ feature last month. ‘Desperate Straights’ is my favorite Slapp Happy. I think collaborating with Henry Cow upped their game. Good that you’re making novel progress! The location scouting trip was brain-frying but very useful, thanks! ** David Ehrenstein, I so agreeeee! ** Ferdinand, Nice add! Thanks! Everyone, do add Ferdinand’s awesome choice for a Xmas image to your imagistic build-up to Xmas Day. ** B, Hi, Bear! Yeah, really nice writing and thinking re: those two shows on your part. A real pleasure. The show/series in Astoria sounds really interesting. I’ll go see what I can find (out) re: Roarke Menzies and Carol Hu. Yeah, it sounds great. It’s exciting to start the proper work on the film, for sure. Boy, we have a lot of work to do. It’s going to be very intense for the next few months. Intense as in great. And also as in intense. ** Jamie, Oh, man. Good one. Did I already do Pijamies? Merry Xmas to you, sir! Yes, the scouting trip was very productive even if we didn’t lock down any specific locations yet. Like I told Dora, we might, if we’re very lucky, have found a guy/kid for one of the main roles. I just hope the idea of being in quite a strange film will be appealing to the boy, and, as importantly, not too weird for his parents. He’s 15, and he’s just perfect. So, fingers crossed. Whoa, I love that the image stack evoked Fassbinder. That’s like having met an ideal goal I had no idea I had. Cool cool about the illustrator meeting. I had to put off my Chocolate Happyland exploration until today, but, ooh, I’m so ready. I hope your day is positvity incarnate too! Love, me. ** Der Kelch, Hello. Very happy to meet you, and thank you very much for entering. And for finding the Xmas images of use. Please do feel more than free to reenter and hang out as much as you would like. The would be cool. Take care. ** Okay. It’s that escorts day that always seems to occupy the exact middle of every month hereabouts. See you tomorrow.

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