Month: April 2015 (Page 1 of 2)

Crazy Kid Reviews Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2

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Shamwow Slap Chop Review

Tiim 2 years ago
You should join us in TeamSpeak, we’d love your intellectuality.

IBiteTheHandThatFed 3 years ago
Vince should beat you up…I mean you have blowjob lips …

TheFatty2497 4 years ago
Dude!
With all due respect. I am highly recommending that you use Youtube only for watching videos. Because you are the most innocent 13 year old I have ever seen and your videos honestly make me want to take my laptop throw it in a shower full of water mixed with crap, then take it and throw it outside my house onto a busy highway where cars will run it over for a 24 hour period and then take it and burn it with a liter until It’s chared. But enough of that.

Hqred 5 years ago
Slap chop your ass open.

Jordan Retro 3 Stealth Fire Red Light Grey Nike Air

davon jordan 1 year ago
Wat size are those

Tai Willow 2 years ago
dope little man!!!

Bearpaw boots review by Andrea

Juliette Buffa 5 months ago
She’s sooooo cute ???

Laira Georgevich 5 months ago
OMG she is so cute!!

Cici Rodrgz 1 year ago
very cute

Alex Gutierrez 2 years ago
cute

Super Power lacrosse head review

Teddy Locke 3 years ago
FLOWSIDON

pooop 3 years ago
nothin worng with worrying about your flow… bro lol

MrSHOWMETHEMONEY101 3 years ago
i care ubout my hair too

shoegeek100 3 years ago
I had nice flow I loved it so much but then u cut it for the summer.

MrJustinGraham 3 years ago
You have brutal flow

Kid Reviews Tech Deck Longboard

Connie Nelson 1 year ago
and good bye hahahahah

drunk kid reviews headset.

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Autism Kid- Reviews of Animusic HD

Andy Phan 4 months ago
Sorry, for the broken English, but my autism brother wanted to do a review of Animusic HD.

America’s Kid Restaurant Reviewer

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Iain reviews Sunday in the Park with George (Signature Theatre)

MrPoochsmooch 8 months ago
Thank GOD there is hope for the future!

profrabbit 8 months ago
This boy is off the chain smart. He could be a theater critic NOW – but I hope a better fate awaits him.

Jay Aubrey Jones 7 months ago
…and a child shall lead them.

Andy Capp’s Hot fries review

Tadzio5050 1 week ago
Andy is dumb yo

Kid reviews the movie “I Am Legend”

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Goth Kid Reviews- Coffee Connection, Rittman Ohio

TheHailey39 3 years ago
U seem nice I see you walking around alot =)

TheGothic Songbird 2 years ago
That is just…sad…
Coffee is pretty important to me (as is the Goth subculture) so to see a company that cannot serve good coffee, nor be kind towards alternative people..

Chestney Chiller 3 years ago
I find it ironic you said you “walked” up in town. There’s this strange thing that people say about goths is that they dont drive, i’ve never seen one drive because there are ZERO of goths where i live, aside from me and my 3 goth friends. but we drive cause we’re teens. So, do you drive? Do you walk all the time? is it true that some goths really dont drive? I’d love to know your opinion on this

Little Live Pets Bird in Cage and Furby. Technology Reports.

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Kid Reviews Vinegar Hot Sauce

Shawn Klemmer 1 year ago
Truthful about the sauce.

poppafish428 1 year ago
I love this guy!

silaska 1 year ago
One of my favorite sauces especially on fried catfish.

Kid reviews Lightsabers

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New UA highlight cleats review

Parker Ballard 2 years ago
Those cleats are going to look real nice on you……when you’re sitting the bench.

Alexander Hodge 2 years ago
this boy need to hit the gym and work on that bird chest. I also have the cleats. I posted a video

Charles Jourdan 2 years ago
IF you will sell them I will bye them for 160 $ I know that is more than they cost but it is worth it

Jeff Boadi 1 year ago
Is he ok?

jalen bernard 1 year ago
why do u have your shirt off…..

Justin Ashman 1 year ago
Thid dude is retarded

6 year old girl reviews Interstellar

fede mona 4 months ago
The scene with the giant waves scared me too!

MissObservation 4 months ago
Uh, I didn’t understand it very much. My dad is trying to explain time travel to me but it’s hard. We’re watching Back to the Future now. I like it much better.

iRazor8 2 months ago
He wasn’t in a library.He was trying to communicate with Murf through the fifth dimension in the black hole.
After that he somehow imagines that gravity is really just him the entire time and the black hole just…threw him in the apoapsis of Saturn.

ajax1099 5 months ago
Why did you take a little 6yrld girl to a pg-13 movie, you need to learn how to be a better parent

Hana M 3 months ago
The comments seem fake. I’m sure the father of the girl took this and edited the video, as well as posts these comments on here.

My Review of Shrek and The American Dad

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p.s. Hey. Today’s post coagulated due to a tip from kiddiepunk. ** Damien Ark, Coolness. ** David Ehrenstein, Hi. Complex, yeah, and quite the writer. Hm, I’ll read that piece you linked to asap, and I’ll try to remember to pass along my take. Thank you! Yay about ‘Out 1’ + Blu-Ray. ** Steevee, Hi. Hm, curious method on Stokoe’s part. It’s very hard for me to believe that there’s not a press in the US or UK that would publish his book. I suspect it’s an issue of him wanting more money than the presses that would be interested in publishing the book can afford to pay. Look forward to your review. Everyone, here’s Steve’s review of Ethan Hawke’s documentary film SEYMOUR: AN INTRODUCTION. ** Flit, Ah, shit, so much for my magical powers. Yikes, I’m chuffed and honored by your herculean efforts to decode this place. People dance here. I think dancing is pretty popular. I’ve seen people here dancing. It works when French people dance. You wouldn’t even know they were French  necessarily. Diggity. ** _Black_Acrylic, Last tour? Wow, lucky you. I would be interested to hear what he does in such monumental circumstances. All those intended life changes seem like a big thumbs-up situation and doable. I love driving. It’s a great skill to have. And it’s easier to finesse than you would think. ** John, Hey, man! Welcome back! Cool that you saw and liked the William Pope.L. Yeah, totally, I agree about the highlights. No, I didn’t get to see or even know about Parker Ito’s show at Chateau Shatto. Damn. I’ll google that, and I’ll tell my LA friends to make haste. How was your trip in general? Any other SoCal faves? ** Thomas Moronic, Hi, T-ster. Thank you so very much again. ** Kier, Ha ha, I feel like your den-things are really on a roll right now. Thank you! Deep bow. Oh, shit, I hope you got decent sleep last night and that your stomach is behaving. Ugh about the self-involved, withholding guy. The animals’ gratitude is what it’s all about though, right? Or mostly? Symphony concerts have weird powers. I always forget that. There’s this transporting and distracting/relaxing thing to them that’s really unique. And deepening. I don’t know. And Mahler’s 5th is great. I like Mahler. Yesterday, I tried to make serious progress on the pre-move stuff. Didn’t get quite serious enough, but I’m on my way now. Zac wanted to think and make more notes about my film proposal ideas, so we delayed our meeting until today. Sadly, artist and d.l. Jonathan Mayhew is about to end his Paris residency and go back to Dublin, so we had a last hang out. We went to Paris’s by-far-best English language bookstore, Berkeley Books. I really didn’t want to buy anything because I’m trying to get rid of stuff to lighten my move, but I bought two books anyway. James Tate, Ishmael Reed. Then we hit up the sublime French/Japanese patisserie Sadaharu Aoki for some goodies. Then we had a coffee and visit, and then he sadly headed off, and I came home and kept pre-moving. I was really annoyed because the producers of Zac’s and my film put up three stills ‘from our film’ on their site, and two of them aren’t even from our film and they censored the third one, so I wrote them a testy email demanding that they remove them. Jesus. Not much else. Nothing else exciting. Today doesn’t promise too much excitement, but I’ll let you know what happened irregardless. Did you feel calmer and sparkier today? ** James, Hi. I don’t know in feet, but it’s about 55 square meters. It’s really huge compared to where I’ve been living, even though it’s not huge. It’s roomy, though. ** Keaton, Ha ha, maybe not, ha ha, but maybe so, I don’t even know. London is the only city where I feel like I’m made to feel weird and alien because I don’t like drinking alcohol. Misanthrope did that guilty pleasures post here a while back, and I couldn’t think of any guilty pleasures I have, but, now that you mention it, I think Steven Seagal movies probably qualify. ** White tiger, Hi, Math! Cool. ‘Ktl’ has a tour coming up. Let me see if I can remember: Australia (Adelaide plus either Melbourne or Tasmania), Holland (Tilburg), Geneva, somewhere else I can’t remember (in Germany maybe?), and Paris. Love to you, buddy. ** Misanthrope, Hi. You didn’t ask me, but I listen to Tim Hecker in the car on my travels quite a lot, plus at home. The lawyer way-back-when said that if I had been ‘a flamer’, i.e. ‘obvious’, he would have suggested it, but, since I wasn’t, it became a weak idea because a lot of straight guys were saying they were gay to get out of Vietnam duty, and proving gayness was a bitch. I know some people who only friend people on Facebook who are also their real life friends. Not many, but I do know a few. No, people don’t really do that with me. M reputation seems to precede me or something. Well, based on past trends, now that the beard thing is dying out, mustaches get a turn in the sun for a while, but not for long, and then clean-shavenness will be cool again. That’s kind of what happened when the hippie thing died out. ** Cal Graves, Hi. Oh, you don’t pass around print-outs of the poems in class? If so, that does seem strange to me. So the class is really into poetry being an oral art form or something? Ugh, job hunt, what are you hoping to get? No, in fact, I don’t think I’ve ever read Georges Simenon, which seems very strange to me. ‘Pedigree’ … I’ll check it out, Thank you! Writers I despise? Hm … I don’t think ‘despise’, no. Kind of dislike, but that’s different. I don’t despise very many things. I’m a pretty live and let live guy. Bands? Mm, just the obvious, boring bands like, you know, U2, Coldplay, Red Hot Chili Peppers, and so on, I guess. Artists? Other than Abramovic? Not off the top of my head. I despise Lars von Trier’s films. Does he count? Hm, I’ll have to think more careful about that question t ocome up with examples, I think. I’m sure I’m probably forgetting all kinds of hateful artists, ha ha. What about you? Are there writers, bands, artists, etc whom you despise? Frog-bottle-ly? Ha ha, that’s a great one. Uh, … (not great) … uh, Poindexter-ly? Dennis ** Gregoryedwin, Hi, G! How’s it going? Are you handling the always intense, confusing ‘book just published’ phase okay? Bill Berkson! That’s really sweet. He’s cool. I met him once. He wouldn’t remember. It was ages ago. I thought he was very suave and gentle. I need to get Brad’s book. Shit, I really need to order that. Lovely to see you, pal. ** Chilly Jay Chill, Hi, Jeff. Lucky you on the Sleater-Kinney gig. Sounds amazing. They must be heading over to Paris. I hope it’s not a festival gig. That would suck. Very, very interesting: what’s happening to your novel. Yeah, in fact, I know what you mean very well. That has happened with my novels frequently, and it does create a real dilemma. Is there not the possibility of retaining some of the fleshing out and discarding others? Making certain interactions and character psychologies richer and leaving other situations and ‘people’ more … placeholder-like? Or something? I find myself doing that sometimes, but my novels lend themselves to variations in depth, maybe, that thickening and thinning, I think? I don’t know. Very interesting. ** Right. I happen to obviously think those guys up there video-reviewing things is kind of fascinating for some reason. See what you think, though. See you tomorrow.

I’ve been listening to Tim Hecker for years now. His work is continually exciting to me. It’s beautiful, overpowering, amazingly intricate, expansive. I’ve got a lot of his stuff and I’ve been lucky enough to see him play live a few times as well. Every performance I’ve been to has been one of those times when the hairs on my arms stand on end. There’s something about his sound that digs deep into me when he plays. Kind of like this rush of euphoria. There’s a gorgeous and fascinating sadness in the work at the same time that there’s a transcendent glow and an uplifting beauty. It’s refined, as it is raw and powerful. I’ve a made a mixtape of some his stuff. If it hits the spot, I urge you to check out more. Hope you enjoy.

Bio

Tim Hecker is a Canadian-based musician and sound artist, born in Vancouver. Since 1996, he has produced a range of audio works for Kranky, Alien8, Mille Plateaux, Room40, Force Inc, Staalplaat, and Fat Cat. His works have been described as “structured ambient”, “tectonic color plates” and “cathedral electronic music”. More to the point, he has focused on exploring the intersection of noise, dissonance and melody, fostering an approach to songcraft which is both physical and emotive. The New York Times has described his work as “foreboding, abstract pieces in which static and sub-bass rumbles open up around slow moving notes and chords, like fissures in the earth waiting to swallow them whole”. His Harmony in Ultraviolet received critical acclaim, including being recognized by Pitchfork as a top recording of 2006. Radio Amor was also recognized as a key recording of 2003 by Wire magazine. His work has also included commissions for contemporary dance, sound-art installations, as well as various writings. He currently resides in Montreal.

For more information: http://www.sunblind.net

Amps, Drugs, Mellotron

Chimeras

Black Refraction

Stab Variation

Dungeoneering

The Piano Drop

The Work Of Art In The Age Of Cultural Overproduction

acephale/neither more nor less

The Return of Sam Snead

Borderlands

Norberg

& Daniel Lopatin – Uptown Psychedelia

& Daniel Lopatin – Intrusions

Virginal II / The Piano Drop – 2012 Pitchfork Music Festival

Isis + Tim Hecker – Live Improvised Collaboration

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p.s. Hey. If you don’t already know the incredible musical works of Tim Hecker, you’ll have no excuse other than lack of curiosity once your eyes have fallen upon this helpful and cogent guest-post by the ultra-noteworthy writer and generous d.l. Thomas ‘Moronic’ Moore. Get down, won’t you? Thanks ever so much, T! ** Tuesday ** David Ehrenstein, Hi. Ah, marginality, that most subjective of tags. I just read a really fine piece by Sacks in TNY about the end of Spalding Gray’s life. He wrote so very well. ** Sypha, That makes sense. I prefer by phone because the opportunity to be super-clear ends up taking me forever. Enjoy the almost nothing at all? ** James, Nice! The NYC trip, I mean. If you want stay in small hotel rooms, go to Tokyo. They’re nice, though. I hope I have that LA opportunity. The director of the film you asked Me. E about is also one of the producers of Zac’s and my film. And he has a small role in it too. ** Keaton, You must have very strong legs. London is massive, almost too massive in some weird, wrong way for my taste. Oh, nice, about the job. Well, if that’s true about Cleveland, then I guess that’s very good for you, you being you, right? ** Steevee, Seems right. ** Thomas Moronic, Thanks, personally, and hugs, again for the Hecker shebang! ** Cal Graves, Wow, that’s a good name mutation. Thanks! Oh, I see, about that guy. So, in that workshop, other people read your work aloud? That’s interesting. I’ve never heard of that before. Ha! Swervingly, Dennis. ** _Black_Acrylic, I hope you’re enjoying Leeds, Benster! Oh, Marc Almond. What is he doing live? A retrospective thing or a specific thing? Oh, wait, he has new album out, I think, doesn’t he? Then I guess he’ll do that plus select oldies, I presume. ** Kier, Ha ha, denmark, ha ha. So simple but so complex. I’ve never seen a single frame of ‘Game of Thrones’, isn’t that weird? I didn’t know of any of those horror films you reviewed. I want to see all those films too. And ‘The Babadook’. Now that France has Netflix, I really need to join that. Oh, let’s see … I guess I’ll do both day reports, such as they are, right here? I guess so, if I can remember. Uh, on Tuesday I think I just started packing/discarding stuff for the move and all of that, but I wasn’t really in the mood, so I have to start kicking ass doing that today. I finished writing up my initial notes and script ideas for Zac’s and my next film, and I gave them to him, and he read them yesterday, and we’re going to talk about them today. What else … oh, Gisele wanted Zac and me to see a theater piece because she said she had this flash idea of he and I writing a solo theater piece for her about a clown who does magic tricks starring the guy whose solo show she wanted us to see. She said he was a magician clown. So, we went. And it was really terrible. I was watching it thinking Gisele must have been on acid when she saw it or something. Also, he wasn’t a magician clown but more like a show-off-y mime. It was confusing. Then, afterwards, I called her and said, ‘What?!’ She confessed that she’d never a magic show before and thought his was good, but I told her it was neither a magic show nor good, and she saw what I meant, so now she’s over the clown magician solo piece idea. Yesterday, we did that audition all day. We were auditioning this young dancer, Sylvain, whom we’d audition six years ago for another part. We’d thought he was amazing back then, but the part wasn’t right. Anyway, within five minutes of starting the audition yesterday, we knew was perfect. So we spent all day teaching him the role. He was incredible. ‘Kindertotenlieder’ is my favorite of Gisele’s and my works, and I love it as it is, but, with Sylvain in it, I think it’s going even much, much stronger. So that was exciting. He was so good that Gisele also cast him on the spot for this adaptation of Stravinsky’s ‘Rite of Spring’ that she/we will be doing next year. Plus, he’s a lovely guy. It was a very successful day. Otherwise, after some uploading issues, Zac finally got our film to the producers who will now submit it to four film festivals. And I think that’s the totality (of sorts) of my last two days. What did today unfold for you? ** Flit, Hi, Flit! Fuck that machine’s persnickety-ness! Did that help? ** Misanthrope, Hi, G. I guess I’m not totally surprised that you knew Horsepussy. Not totally. Putting the usual friend count of Facebook aside for a moment, having 32 friends is pretty good. That’s a lot of friends. ** Bill, Hi, Bill. Yeah, ha ha, re: Horsepussy’s site. I was like, ‘That’s extreme’? I guess I’m tragically jaded. Sigh, indeed. I already miss this place. My eyes saw IKEA too. What is ISEA? Wait, I’ll google it. ** Wednesday ** _Black_Acrylic, Hi, Ben. You get the new issues of The Wire so quick over there. I’m jealous. It takes about two weeks for them to get here. ** David Ehrenstein, Hi, sir. ** Steevee, Hi, also sir. That’s very strange about the Stokoe situation. I don’t know anything about his issues with Akashic, but I’ve barely been in touch with them for a while now. So, it was released in the States, but only within a tiny frame? I don’t understand. ** G.r. maierhofer, Hi, dGranty. Oh, very sweet about the Fanzine excerpt. I’m excited to read it! Everyone, very fine writer Grant Maierhofer has had a chunk of his highly anticipated very forthcoming novel ‘Marcel’ published at the ever-awesome Fanzine. Go jump the gun and gift yourself. Oh, yeah, get in contact with me after the first of the month, and I’ll give you my new mailing address. Awesome, thanks! ** Magick mike, Hi, Mike! Awesome! I’m so glad you like it and that the blog could do its part! ** Kier, Ha ha, another crazy good name thing. My name is like the word that keeps on giving, or whatever they say. You saw and got to spend oodles of high quality time with Silja! And with Lucifer! Wow, so nice! Yay! I gave you both of my recent day reports up in the Tuesday section. Now I’ll try to do and give you something for tomorrow. Love, me. ** Flit, I’m going to get those. ** James, Hi. The Fama book is truly wonderful. He’s a really good poet. Cool. I got very little packing done due to procrastination, but I have to really, really get into packing, etc. today, as much as I dread it. ** Misanthrope, I was drafted for Vietnam when I was … what, 18, 19? It was terrifying. I consulted with a lawyer, and he said that using the gay out was not that reliable, and that, depending on the mood/attitude of the person at the draft board, they could go, ‘I don’t care that you’re gay, you’re drafted’. So I used the excuse of my having a bad back instead. Which worked. ** Cal Graves, Oh, gosh, thanks, Cal. It’s a total honor to be in position to be able to do that. ** Thomas Moronic, ‘The Motion’ is terrific. ** Bill, Hi, Bill. Thanks. Yes, I need to get the new Millhauser. That’s exciting. How’s it going, maestro? ** Okay. I’m caught up. Let’s start again. But, first, why don’t you listen to some Tim Hecker, eh? Seem like a plan? See you tomorrow.