DC's

The blog of author Dennis Cooper

Page 955 of 1090

DC’s 8th annual Bûche de Noël Beauty Pageant

giphy

 

‘The earliest recipe of the Bûche de Noël shows up in Pierre Lacam’s 1898 Le memorial historique et géographique de la pâtisserie. The earliest mention however is a couple of years earlier in Alfred Suzanne’s 1894 La cuisine anglaise et la pâtisserie where he notes in passing that it is (was?) the specialty of a certain Ozanne, presumably his friend Achille Ozanne (1846-1898). Of course we have no idea of what this looked like. An article in the French newspaper Figaro adds an interesting tidbit (see Pierre Leonforte, “La bûche de Noël : une histoire en dents de scie,” Figaro, 17 December 2000): according to Stéphane Bonnat, of chocolatier Félix Bonnat her great grandfather’s recipe collection from 1884 contains a recipe for a roll cake make with chocolate ganache. Admittedly she makes no claim to this being the first bûche de Noël.

‘One of the famous stories about this French dessert is associated with Napoleon Bonaparte of France. He issued a proclamation, as per which, the people of Paris were ordered to close the chimneys of their houses, during winters. It was thought that entry of cold air into the houses was causing spread of illnesses and the proclamation was aimed at prevention of such diseases. It was during this time that Buche de Noel or yule log cake was invented in Paris. As use of hearths was prohibited, they needed some sort of traditional symbol that can be enjoyed with family and friends during the festive season that falls in winter. Thus, this cake became a symbolic substitution around which the family could gather for storytelling and other holiday activities.

‘It makes sense that the cake, like so many other Christmas traditions (think Santa, decorated Christmas trees, Christmas cards, etc) dates to the Victorian era, to a time of genteel, bourgeois domesticity. In France, in particular, a certain romantic image of peasant traditions had become part of the story the French told themselves about themselves and while the average Parisian bourgeois could hardly be expected to hoist logs into their 4th floor apartment, they could at least show solidarity for their country cousins by picking up a more manageable bûche at the local pâtisserie. That the result was a little kitsch fit the middle class sensibility too.’ — collaged

 

________________
This year’s candidates
________________

Bûche de Noël 2017 @ Peninsula Paris
Composé d’un biscuit amande, et surmonté d’une compotée de mangues au miel et d’une mousse de thé au jasmin, ce dessert se mange sans difficulté, et si le gâteau est prévu pour 10 personnes, sachez que 6 gourmands n’en laisseront pas une miette.

Ce gâteau peut être commandé dès le 18 décembre, 48h à l’avance pour laisser le temps au chef de le réaliser spécialement pour vous !

Disponible du 18 au 31 décembre 2017
Tarifs : 98 €, sur réservation 48h à l’avance

 

________________


Loiseau des sens @ Boutique Loiseau
La bûche « Loiseau des sens » reprend l’architecture du tout nouveau spa basé au QG de la maison à Saulieu. Sans gluten, avec 80% de produits bio et allégée en sucre, elle se place dans la lignée de la cuisine du tout nouveau restaurant healthy. Sur son toit végétal : crumble cacao et mousse yuzu. À l’intérieur, une génoise sans gluten (farine de riz et maïs) et compotée de cassis sur un lit de florentin aux amandes, enrobé de chocolat blond.

75 euros pour 6-8 personnes. En vente et en commande 48h à l’avance à partir du 1er décembre et à retirer dans les boutiques de Beaune, Saulieu, Dijon, Paris

 

________________

Florence Lesage Bûche @ The Westin Paris-Vendome
Florence Lesage, la chef pâtissière du Westin a créé une bûche très nature en trompe-l’œil : des rondins de bois en chocolat relevés d’un biscuit amande sacher chocolat noir 66%, d’un caviar de noisettes torréfiées et d’une compotée de cassis.

80 euros pour 6-8 personnes sur commande du 1er au 22 décembre, à récupérer les 24 ou 25 décembre. Tél. : 01 44 77 10 20.

En dégustation à l’hôtel du 1er au 31 décembre, 13 euros en part individuelle.

 

________________

Konstantin Grcic Bûche de Noël @ Häagen-Dazs
Konstantin Grcic est une pointure de la nouvelle génération du design. Ses créations sont d’ailleurs exposées au MoMa de New York, mais aussi au Centre Georges Pompidou de Paris. La signature de Grcic est entrée dans le quotidien avec des objets iconiques, comme la fameuse chaise moulée d’un seul bloc, sans pied arrière, maintes fois primée.

Pour Häagen-Dazs, l’artiste transforme les fêtes de fin d’année en un événement royal, avec une bûche en forme de couronne. La première repose sur un biscuit croustillant au praliné, sur lequel s’appuie le fameux parfum macadamia nut brittle de la marque américaine. La glace “belgian chocolate” vient en complément. Une sauce au caramel au beurre salé peaufine la recette.

Les créations de Noël de Häagen-Dazs seront disponibles du 1er décembre 2017 au 15 janvier 2018 exclusivement dans les boutiques de la marque, au prix de 49 euros (pour dix personnes).

 

_________________

François Perret Bûche @ Hôtel Ritz
Pour la création de cette pâtisserie, François Perret a plongé dans la magie de Noël pour imaginer un Père Noël stylisé. C’est un petit clin d’oeil à l’excitation qui nous faisait guetter le Père Noël étant enfant, sans jamais arriver à le voir. Un bonnet rouge avec un pompon, une barbe blanche et un bout de nez qui dépasse sous le bonnet enfoncé, voilà ce que l’on découvre.

Pour réaliser cette bûche sculptée main, le chef a créé des moules sur mesure. Une bûche unique donc que vous ne retrouverez nul part ailleurs. Sous cette belle barbe duveteuse et ce bonnet qu’on dirait tout doux, se cache un biscuit marbré marié à une mousse vanille et un coeur caramel aux pépites de chocolat. Des saveurs classiques qui font l’unanimité quel que soit l’âge, idéal pour ravie aussi bien les grands que les petits gourmands.

En édition limitée, taille unique pour 5 personnes
Sur commande à partir du 1er décembre au Concept Store du Ritz

 

_________________

L’Ecorce @ l’Hôtel La Réserve Paris
Imaginée par le Chef doublement étoilé Jérôme Banctel et son Chef Pâtissier Marc Lecomte, cette création s’intitule “L’Ecorce” et puise son inspiration des fameux marronniers de l’Avenue Gabriel mais aussi des bûches qui flambent dans les nombreuses cheminées de l’hôtel.

Côté saveur, l’écorce est faite à partir d’un chocolat Criollo artistiquement sculpté et le cœur de la bûche est une sublime garniture dorée où se mêlent un mariage de mousse légère à la vanille, d’éclats de marron glacé, de biscuit moelleux à la châtaigne, et de subtils inserts de poire caramélisée et de sirop de Merisier.

Notez que cette bûche de Noël 2017 est disponible du 15 au 24 décembre 2017, en édition limitée.

Bûche « L’écorce » pour 6 à 8 personnes : 110 €
Pour toute réservation : [email protected] à venir chercher à La Réserve Paris de 9h à 17h – 7/7

 

_________________



Bûche Rock @ Christophe Michalak
Du choix, de l’original et surtout du bon, voilà ce que nous a concocté Christophe Michalak pour nous régaler à ce Noël 2017. Notre chef, mi super-héros, mi rockeur chic de la pâtisserie, aidé par une idée lumineuse de son épouse, nous propose cette année, ni plus ni moins qu’une guitare en guise de bûche de Noël.

Dans son écrin spécialement conçu pour arriver intact sur la table, imaginez la tête de vos convives quand vous déballerez la fameuse bûche en forme de guitare. Composée d’un croustillant praliné coco, d’une crémeux de chocolat noir, d’un biscuit sans farine (avis aux sans gluten), d’une mousse coco allégée et le tout twisté d’un confit de mangue-passion, cette bûche n’est pas seulement sublime, elle est aussi délicieuse. Idéale pour finir un repas copieux en famille.

Dès le 1er décembre 2017
Comptez 125€ pour 8 à 10 personnes.

 

_________________

Bûche Kukla @ Dalloyau
Sous une coque de chocolat blanc ajourée, cette création blanche est surmontée de délicates matriochkas et de petites meringues rappelant la forme des dômes orthodoxes.

Enrobée de chocolat au lait, la base de cette bûche se compose de confiture de lait parfumée au citron vert et d’une meringue aux amandes parsemée d’éclats d’amandes brutes Valencia. En son cœur, un biscuit financier moelleux marié à la fraîcheur d’une compotée mangue-passion et à la douceur d’une crème à la vanille de Madagascar.

Glacée de blanc, la bûche est entourée d’une guimauve aux agrumes. En décor, de petites poupées matriochkas en chocolat au lait et des meringues inspirées des palais russes.

Tarif bûche : 120 € pour 8 personnes

 

________________

Emanuele Martelli Bûche @ Étangs de Corot
Emanuele Martelli, le nouveau chef pâtissier des Étangs de Corot, hôtel bucolique aux portes de Paris, au cœur de la forêt de La Ville d’Avray, a concocté une bûche apicultrice sous une coque en chocolat noir 64% de Madagascar. À l’intérieur, une mousse de miel parfumée au Noyau de Poissy (un Amaretto francilien), un biscuit praliné, un croustillant amande, des notes de miel, vanille et caramel à la fleur de sel de Guérande et un confit de cassis. Son écorce en chocolat et fruits secs caramélisés se dégustera au café…

65 euros pour 4-6 personnes à emporter, commande 5 jours à l’avance au 01 41 15 37 00. 18 euros en part individuelle au restaurant étoilé Le Corot.

 

________________

Adrien Bozzolo Bûche @ Mandarin Oriental
Le gâteau rectangulaire, en forme de fenêtre percée dans un mur en pierres de taille nappées de chocolat blanc, se compose d’un biscuit pomme gingembre, d’un crémeux yuzu, d’une brunoise pomme granny, enveloppé d’une mousse chocolat blanc et vanille. Un sapin de Noël miniature en crumble chocolat vient compléter cette composition gourmande et se révèle derrière cette fenêtre alléchante qui semble sortir tout droit des plus beaux contes. Hansel et Gretel n’y résisteraient sans doute pas !

La bûche de Noël du Mandarin Oriental, Paris est disponible en édition limitée du 11 au 25 décembre 2017 uniquement au Cake Shop et sur commande 48h à l’avance au 01 70 98 74 00 au prix de 78 euros (8 personnes).

 

________________

La banquise @ Yann Menguy
Yann Menguy, remarqué dans « Qui sera le prochain grand pâtissier ? », revisite les horizons du Pôle nord avec des saveurs du grand sud dans sa bûche signature. Sous sa fine banquise de chocolat blanc se cache un biscuit amande-vanille, arrosé d’un confit de mandarines corses, un praliné pécan-fleur de sel et une mousse vanille de Madagascar.

68 euros pour 6-8 personnes, sur commande à partir du 11 décembre à la pâtisserie.

 

________________

Cinq matriochkas @ Café Pouchkine
Cinq matriochkas en chocolat sagement alignées : la création du Café Pouchkine, qui s’offre une toute nouvelle adresse parisienne (16, place de la Madeleine), honore ses origines venues de l’Est. Ses poupées russes en mousse de mandarine, biscuit moelleux et confit de mangue, socle chocolat et crumble croustillant, pâte sablée, épices et noix de pécan offrent de plus une généreuse tablette de chocolat à partager. Existe aussi en version coco-mangue (blanche).

78 euros pour 6-8 personnes, à partir du 8 décembre. En boutique uniquement.

 

_________________

Bûche P’tit Train @ Maison Bellanger
Une ssociation de mousse légère chocolat au lait du Vénézuéla et fruit de la passion, d’une mousse au chocolat noir de Madagascar, d’une gelée de fruit de la passion et d’un croustillant noisettes.

Une douce association de légèreté et de fraicheur.

Taille unique 6 personnes. En vente a partir du 9 Decembre 2017

 

_________________

Marianne Guély Bûche @ Lenotre
Dans une ambiance « forêt enchantée », vanille et noisette se tirent la couverture sous ce décor inspiré des œuvres en papier de l’artiste Marianne Guély. À l’intérieur, une mousseline noisette, rouleaux de pâte à cigarette, chocolat, praliné coulant de noisette avec au cœur un roulé dacquoise, une bavaroise et un ruban de caramel noisette à la fleur de sel…

130 euros pour 10 personnes, en vente du 9 au 24 décembre. À réserver à partir du 2 décembre dans les boutiques Lenôtre

 

_________________

La toupie féérique @ Hotel Shangri La Paris
La toupie féérique du chef pâtissier Michael Bartocetti s’impose comme l’une des plus spectaculaires de l’année. Sous sa pointe se cache un délicieux gâteau-mousse de chocolat Madong de Papouasie, croquant praliné noisette à l’ancienne, gianduja crémeux et biscuit au pain d’épice le tout sur un croustillant à la noisette et à la fleur de sel recouvert d’un chocolat Caraïbes 66%. Sa coque en chocolat façon mendiant aux fruits secs et noix se croque pour prolonger le dessert.

118 euros pour 8 personnes, au restaurant La Bauhinia du 5 au 25 décembre et à emporter sur commande 72 h à l’avance.

 

__________________



La sculpturale bûche de Maxime Frédéric @ L’Orangerie
La sculpturale bûche de Maxime Frédéric, le chef pâtissier de L’Orangerie, le plus secret des restaurants étoilés du George V, est aussi la plus haute de l’année : 60 centimètres. Sur ses branches, des bûchettes-bouchées chocolat 75% et lyokan, noisette et yuzu sont à cueillir. D’autres petites mignardises se détachent comme les pommes de pin, l’étoile dorée et des mendiants pistache-noisette-praliné. Sa structure en chocolat finira de ravir les plus gourmands…

Disponible dans les 3 restaurants de l’hôtel, 160 euros les 4-6 parts et 180 euros les 6-8 parts. Commande auprès des restaurants 48h à l’avance.

 

________________

Chapiteau @ Sébastien Bouillet
Mousse chocolat au lait Vanuatu 44% à la noisette, crémeux yuzu, gelée yuzu, biscuit à la noisette & croustilant popcorn

Allergènes
Fruits à coque, gluten, lactose, oeufs entiers

Retirable en boutique du 16/12/2017 au 31/12/2017
6 personnes 42,00€

_________________

Truffée bûche de Noël @ Maison Elyse
Serge Billet, Meilleur Ouvrier de France et champion du monde de pâtisserie, propose une version truffée de la bûche de Noël pour les amateurs de bonne chère. Bruno, l’empereur de la truffe, table étoilée située à Lorgues, a créé une recette croquante et fondante sur un sablé breton à la noisette : crème à la truffe Brumale, pommes caramélisées à la vanille et glaçage chocolat, soit 1,2 kilo de pur bonheur.

110 euros pour 10 personnes sur elyse-artisan-createur.fr (livraison dans toute la France), Chez Bruno à Lorgues et chez Maison Elyse.

 

_________________

Jimmy Mornet Bûche @ Park Hyatt Paris-Vendome
Jimmy Mornet, le talentueux pâtissier du Park Hyatt, livre une adaptation gourmande des toits de Paris avec une bûche qui prend de la hauteur : biscuit à l’amande, confit de Kumquat, croustillant pistache caramélisé, mousse au miel de Paris et coque en chocolat.

80 euros pour 6-8 personnes. Réservations à partir du 1er décembre, en vente à partir du 20 décembre auprès de l’hôtel.

 

_______________

Rose @ Hôtel Belles Rives
Hommage aux créateurs de parfums de la Côte d’Azur avec cette sublime rose imaginée par Steve Moracchini, le chef pâtissier du restaurant étoilé La Passagère, niché dans un hôtel 5 étoiles historique qui a tant inspiré F. Scott Fitzgerald, le Belles Rives au Cap d’Antibes. Pour ce gâteau de Noël gourmand, rien n’est de trop : pétales de rose en pâte d’amande, mousse litchi, confit de framboises et pain de Gênes.

48 euros pour 6 personnes, à emporter, en vente à partir du 15 décembre à l’hôtel Belles Rives.

 

________________

La bûche @ Plaza Athénée
La bûche du Plaza Athénée, confectionnée par Angelo Musa, champion du monde pâtisserie et Meilleur Ouvrier de France, et son jeune chef Alexandre Dufeu, décroche la timbale de la meilleure bûche de l’année ! Un fagot de bois de 6 petites bûches individuelles, qui épargne en plus la découpe pénible du gâteau qui s’écrase sur la table. Écorce de chocolat, croustillant amandes-noisettes et biscuit cacaoté, crémeux chocolat au lait de Madagascar de la Manufacture Alain Ducasse, mousse à l’infusion de grué de cacao du Guatemala et gelée exotique banane-gingembre : on frôle la perfection !

110 euros pour 6 personnes à réserver à partir du 1er décembre

 

________________

Bûche Rubik’s Cube @ Hôtel Meurice
En tout, cinq parfums, des plus classiques aux plus originaux. Cube Marron ou Noix de coco, pour les gourmands en quête de saveurs douces et réconfortantes. Cube Amande – coriandre, ou Chocolat – truffe, pour les plus curieux. Cube Citron – menthe fraîche, pour une touche de fraîcheur.

En édition limitée, à emporter : 100 exemplaires du Rubik’s de Noël seront proposés à emporter, du 6 au 25 décembre.

Pour 6 à 8 personnes, vendu sur place ou à emporter : 160 euros sur place 220 euros à emporter. A commander 48 heures à l’avance.

 

_________________

Un Noel Flamboyant @ Cyril Lignac
L’esprit (de Noël) : Vêtue d’un manteau rouge flamboyant, la bûche imaginée par les Chefs Cyril Lignac et Benoît Couvrand, pour la pâtisserie Cyril Lignac, prend des airs de Père Noël.

La touche gustative : En son cœur, un biscuit emprisonne une gelée de griottes puis une crème légère à la fève de Tonka révélant ensuite un socle de biscuit au cacao et zestes d’orange.

La bûche individuelle est à 6,50 euros. La bûche pour 6-8 personnes est à 55 euros. Disponibles à La Pâtisserie Cyril Lignac du 15 au 25 décembre

 

__________________

La bûche Hendrick’s @ Cafe Costume
A la rédaction, on craque totalement pour cette bûche de Noël old school. A l’intérieur, un biscuit au chocolat léger, imprégné d’un soupçon d’eau de rose et de gin Hendrick’s. Une pâtisserie arty et anti-clichée à commander avant le 18 décembre chez le célèbre costumier, Café Costume.

Pour 8 à 10 personnes. 150€ pièce.

 

_________________

La bûche “Ultime” @ Pierre Hermé
La bûche « Ultime » de Pierre Hermé porte bien son nom : biscuit viennois au chocolat, crème chantilly au chocolat pure origine de Bélize, éclats de chocolat noir à la fleur de sel, sablés infiniment chocolat et crème légère à la vanille de Madagascar sous une écorce de chocolat noir craquant… Rien à ajouter (ni à retirer) !

71 euros pour 6 personnes en boutique du 8 au 25 décembre.

 

________________

Pierre Gagnaire Bûche @ Fouquet’s
Pierre Gagnaire signe la bûche de tous les restaurants Fouquet’s dont il supervise aussi les menus. Son design reprend celui des serviettes et ronds en argent si typiques de la brasserie parisienne née en 1899 sur les Champs-Élysées. En son cœur, un lit de sablé fruit rouge, une génoise amandes imbibée de sirop au poivre vert du Vietnam, une crème mascarpone et une marmelade orange, citron, gingembre en option.

65 euros à emporter, ou en part individuelle au chariot dessert des restaurants Fouquet’s du 1 er au 15 décembre. Édition limitée à 350 exemplaires.

 

________________

Le Renne Mère (Noir) @ À la Mère de Famille
Le très célèbre Renne Mère s’invite à Noël chez À la Mère de Famille pour ravir les petits et grands enfants gourmands !

Chocolat lait 36% – Garni d’amandes et noisettes enrobées de chocolat. Accessoires en pâte d’amandes. (hauteur : 17cm, poids garni : 485 grammes)

Couverture : fèves de cacao, pâte de cacao, beurre de cacao, poudre de lait entier, sucre, émulsifiant : lécithine de soja, arôme naturel vanille bourbon.

45,00 €

 

_________________

Bûche de Noël Exotique @ l’Hôtel Molitor
Inspiré par le style Art Déco, Florian Eude propose une délicieuse bûche de Noël exotique. La coco, la citronnelle et la vanille sont au cœur de sa création. Le Chef Pâtissier de l’hôtel Molitor rend hommage à Lucien Pollet, architecte de ce lieu emblématique en ajoutant une sublime verrière de sucre représentant la Rotonde Molitor.

Ce chef d’œuvre gustatif peut être commandé, en édition limitée, au prix de 70 euros.

 

_________________

Mini @ Picard
Fidèle à son univers rock, Christophe Michalak a imaginé une bûche en dehors des codes traditionnels. Le chef pâtissier, qui œuvre désormais à son compte dans plusieurs boutiques à Paris, a modélisé une voiture dont la ressemblance avec les anciennes Mini est flagrante. Le sigle est remplacé par l’identité visuelle du chef, un “M”, aux airs de fréquence cardiaque. Sous le capot, le bolide cache en fait un véritable dessert à décongeler au préalable 5h30 avant le repas.

La composition est une mousse au chocolat blond, un crémeux caramel-passion, qui reposent sur un biscuit amande et un croustillant praliné-coco-passion.

Compter 29,50 euros pour ce dessert de six parts. La “bûche” sera disponible entre le 24 novembre et le 11 décembre, selon les magasins

 

____________________


Arthur Fèvre Bûche @ l’InterContinental Bordeaux-Le Grand Hotel
Arthur Fèvre, pastry chef at the l’InterContinental Bordeaux-Le Grand Hotel, presents a majestic Christmas log which recreates the historic Place de la Bourse in Bordeaux, one of classical French architecture’s most iconic representations of the 18th century.

A delicate creation which aptly combines the flavors of hazelnut and lemon, and made with Medoc hazelnut praline crocant, light lemon mousse, lemon comfit, dacquoise, and hazelnut cream.

The bûche will become available on December 23 in an extremely limited edition. Price TBD.

 

 

*

p.s. Hey. ** David Ehrenstein, Hi. Or maybe they could build an exact replica plus theme park makeover in Laurel Canyon or somewhere and the world could have its cake and eat it too. Yes, terrible and thus far seemingly mysterious about the LA Weekly’s gutting. I wrote for them a bunch back in the day and always with total pleasure and very fine treatment from them. And, yes, to echo Ben, your piece/review of the Warhol book is superb! ** Marilyn Roxie, Thank you so much, Marilyn! The blog suddenly feels like a Xmas tree. ** Steve Erickson, Ha. I need to give Heron Oblivion more listening time than I have. I barely have an impression this far. 15 cents, yikes. ** Dóra Grőber, Hi! Cool, thank you! Yes, yes, I know exactly what you speak of re: how that anxiety works. Here’s heavily hoping that we can share a giant missions accomplished celebration together. Heavily hoping you do get the weekend off. My day … more film script work. Zac and I will get swamped with another assignment in the next days, so I’m trying to build on the film script as much as I can before we’ll have to push it at least slightly to the side. My back is still being a jerk, but it’s mostly threatening to be a total jerk, so I’m trying not to piss it off too much. A bunch of people suddenly want to interview me for various reasons — about my gif works, about my late friend the poet Donald Britton, for general reasons — so I was organising how to do all of that yesterday. I saw a theater piece last night, the new one by Jonathan Capedevielle who has been the main performer in almost all of Gisele’s and my work, and who is brilliant, and who is now making his own works. It was extremely long, and at least an hour too long, and kind of a giant mess but with many admirable qualities. I think those were the highlights. Now it’s the weekend, and, wow, it’s freezing cold here. Where you are too, I’m guessing? How was everything for and with you? ** Bernard, Hi, B. Hm, interesting: Dr. Who. I should at least get a passing knowledge of it. I wonder how I can do that. I don’t think French TV shows it, which seems weird. I keep finding new buttons of my own all the time. I feel like the more grow or wear down or whatever, more appear with every passing year, which I suppose makes total sense. God, life is weird. ** Armando, Hi. I second your happy birthday. ** _Black_Acrylic, Hi, Ben. Thanks! It sure won’t surprise me if they do. I guess it also sure won’t surprise me if they don’t given the post yesterday. The solution to all the world problems is to give me 500 billion dollars, a giant plot of land, and carte blanche to make whatever theme park I want. It’s a win-win situation. Trust me. ** Chaim Hender, My impression is that at that point in time, everyone wore hats 24 hours a day. It’s like humans had to evolve to the point where they realized that wearing hats 24/7 was unnecessary. Maybe cavemen and neanderthals wore hats all the time. Really gigantic, elaborate hats whose wonders would astonish the modern world. I did see ‘Get Out’. I liked it very much, especially the first 2/3’s. I was less convinced by the, to me, unnecessarily plotty plot turn at the end where the house becomes an underground compound, etc. That disappointed me. But the film was excellent enough that it didn’t ruin things. ** Sypha, Agreed. I’m pretty sure they’ll be in Australia until the end of January if that makes a difference. ** Bill, Hi! Right, I know, right? My back is hovering on the brink of obnoxiousness and I am tiptoeing around it. Yes, I saw that David Thomas isn’t well and the tour got cancelled. That’s very unfortunate. New David Grubbs? Cool. He’s a prolific dude. Gisele almost collaborated with him on one of our pieces at some point. I can’t remember why that didn’t happen. Thanks very much about the gig post! Have an excellent, hopefully music and general experimentation filled weekend, pal. ** Right. Today is the weekend! My annual French Christmas cake fashion show is here! I have carefully looked through all the designer Christmas cakes available in France this year and selected the above candidates to present to you, the general public. I will buy and eat one of them, probably two. I’m currently debating my options. Now it’s your turn. Were you in the market for a designer French Christmas cake, which one of those possibilities would you choose? Put on your thinking caps, rev up your tastebuds, and I will see you on Monday.

Meet Skintern, GoldenGreen, lovelysmile, watchamovie, and DC’s other select international male slaves for the month of November 2017

_________________

ButtBobby, 19
Connection wanted! I search an EXCLUSIVE CONNECTION to a fit/muscular guy who has an obsession for butts and will accept mine as his EXCLUSIVE!

I need a man who wanna play with my fresh butt, for hours and hours… maybe even days. I want a man who want me to take his fist. i would love to have an exclusive fist top who searchs and enjoys to fist his exclusive butt, step by step to, become his ass.

Its not only about taking a fist, its about to find a connection with a special guy who enjoys quality time with a butt, loves kissing a butt and fucking a butt and has an obsession for butt!! Its about man to butt closeness, connection and a special kind of energy! Nothing fast, no one-time, no stress! Sex is not about cumming!!

Be my man, make my ass yours! Lets get lost in your kissing my ass, play with my butt, fist my butt and train me to take both your fists – to become yours, your hungry ass.

I prefer to be called on the phone before doing anything to know you a minimum.

 

__________________

GoldenGreen, 22
Want to be fattened up and humiliated by fit guys. I have a micro penis and I think the fatter I get the more it will disappear. I used to be a jock but then it all went downhill after my career was over. Now I’m just an ex jock with a shrinking dick.

 

_________________

Not_Danny, 22
I am all, I am all of me (I am, I am all of me) I am… I am, I’m all of me I am… I am, I’m all of me I am… I am, I’m all of me (Here we go) I am… I am everyone, everywhere Anyhow, any way, any will, any day I am… I am everyone, everywhere Anyhow, any way, any will, any day I am! I am! I am! I am! I am! I am! I am! Do it… do it… do it… DO IT! Can you see all of me? Walk into my mystery Step inside and hold on for dear life I am all, I am all of me (I am, I am all of me!) I am… I am, I’m all of me I am… I am, I’m all of me I am… I am, I’m all of me I am… I am, I’m all of me (Here we go, here we go) I am, I am, I’m all of me! (Here we go) I am, I am all of me.


 

__________________

Greatshortlife123, 18
Help! I am Andrew an 18 year old guy who turned 18 just last month smile emoticon. I like musicals, fruit and Rupaul’s drag race. I like to think I am a kinky no limits bottom slave but I am rather unsure as of now wink emoticon.

Rearrange these letters:
1. PNEIS
2. BUTTSXE
Did you get “SPINE” and “SUBTEXT”? Yeah, neither did I.

Comments

Lking4MyOnly – Nov 13, 2017
I have seen you and I know now you are the only boy that can satisfy me. I hope you reach back to me, because there is only one, you, and I don’t want to waste time trying out surrogates for what I know we can be.

You are my boy, come hell or high water, it’s you and I won’t settle for anything less. I hold nothing against you, I just want to feel complete in your arms.

So whenever your ready to for me to whisk you away and give you the life that only I can fulfill, know that I will always have a weakness for you and I will lust for you undyingly, and almost unconditionally until the day that I die.

Smoothfront – Nov 9, 2017
I want to pull your balls/penis backward until nothing shows in front, have you straddle a bench leaning forward, then pull your shoulders backward so your ass presses down on my hand, and my hand then crushes your cock/balls into the bench.

barefooted – Nov 8, 2017
I want to whip you.
I want to rape you.
I want my cum in your mouth.
I want to piss on you.
I want to take pictures.
I want anything I want.




 

________________

FuckAFireFighter, 24
Work as a wildland firefighter. It’s been an intense couple of fire seasons, so have had large chunks of time where I”m busy or shipped off somewhere or something. Looking for some particular dangerous fun to have when I’m trapped in the forest.

Often I have to evacuate houses in a fire’s path, and later I watch them burn. The other day I found myself thinking what if there were two guys in that burning house, fucking so hard they didn’t know about the fire until it was too late. I even imagined them in there roasting like meat.

I’m looking for a hot top to come to fire country and screw my brains out in one of those evacuated houses. I’ll choose one that’s definitely gonna burn, and he would screw me until the walls and ceiling and furniture are burning around us. I know my shit, and there’s a 80% chance I’ll get us out of there safely in time, but I cannot guarantee it.

I’m fit, healthy, very good looking some say, some tats, sometimes have long hair, sometimes don’t, and very extreme minded. Have a lot of experience with getting screwed by regular guys, but my busy life as a firefighter has made really getting off the dangerous way I like difficult (to accomplish) until now.


 

________________

Skintern, 18
Serious and intense. Truly a put up or shut up kid of boy.

I know I shouldn’t say this here because I’ll get blocked or banned. I’m a 100% straight boy who’s really really obsessed with gay serial killers like Gacy and Dahmer especially. To be blunt, I want to get offed that way.

I think being killed to get some gay man off sexually is the most intense, spectacular and also most pathetic way to go. I’ve reached that conclusion after lots of thought and masturbation. If you don’t understand that, I can’t explain it.

I’m very obsessed with the idea of a killer placing a plastic bag over my head and watching me become putty as I struggle then stop begging for breath.

I’ve nothing to lose here. Hate life, hate all people, don’t feel love. No one likes me. No one ever calls me. I’m done.

Not a great chance we’ll meet up if it’s pretend but really good chance if it’s real.

Comments

Skintern (Owner) – Nov 17, 2017
A shithead I just met talked me into trying love. So hold off on the killing thing for now.

Lucifer1971 – Nov 2, 2017
I have been curious about killing another boy since i was about 5 years old, before i even knew what sex and life and death was. I live in Las Vegas. I am sane apart from wanting to kill another boy. I even own a small private dungeon just a few mins west of the strip where it can easily happen. I doubt you’re good at taking compliments but ive never wanted to kill someone as much as i want to kill the boy in your picture.

 

_________________

slaveboysextoy2017, 20
Country singer.

Little spoon.

If you’re not an insensitive asshat that’s a huge plus.

If your name doesn’t start with the letter B, then leave it be.

Nothing can make it happier then being a slave… all this thinking hurts.

Having its brain turned off makes it happy.

Seeking what you think is the purpose of it life.

Just please don’t ask to fist me right off.

Comments

seks3131 – Nov 11, 2017
Some boys like him can’t be trusted.

They were born to wear prison Browns and be chained constantly.

Incarceration is the only thing they do best.

This boy has been captured when inebriated and is now kept under constant supervision.

No conjugal visits. No parole.


 

_______________

DisorganizedTwink, 23
Want to experience all the things in life so looking to spend the rest of mine giving my ass carte blanche to a big busty transvestite

 

________________

BoyLooner, 19
I am a looner, which means I have a balloon fetish. I like how balloons feel rubbing against my skin, so I blow them up, then sit or bounce on them, squeeze them, make them squeak, etc, and masturbate, at least when I am alone. I like to toss balloons around and just be all-around playful. My main fantasy is for an older guy to play as my father and have a room filled with balloons just for me, and to be passionate as he has sex with me and the balloons.



 

________________

Yujin, 18
I heard a murderer had an account on here and thought it would be cool to see the type of guys a murderer liked to talk to.

 

__________________

badatbeinggood, 20
Surf, hang out, and live in Malibu (I don’t go to Pepperdine).

I’m really into being hypnotized, passed out and taken advantage of because of it. It is hot to me to be laid out and placed in various humiliating positions without me knowing…it really turns me on!

If you could listen to my heart you’d know I mean it.



 

______________

Morgoth, 22
I’m the freshest ? and the cleanest ⚰️ and the sexiest ? guy from my village in Latvia ? now in the city making it happen for you ?

Record company executive master to the front of the line ?

Comments

blake_brutal – Nov 3, 2017
Same and it makes strumming/picking more difficult.

Morgoth (Owner) – Nov 3, 2017
its difficult for me to play guitar hanging low more difficult to reach higher notes

blake_brutal – Nov 3, 2017
It’s nice to see someone who doesn’t have their guitar hanging below their knees and actually has the neck at a proper angle.

MKorder – Oct 29, 2017
Axel Rose


 

________________

ForTOPandVIRILEandRICH, 20
Well let’s talk about me 🙂
Mika 20-year-old brown blue eyes 1m79 for 63kg thin smooth half-breed. For the rest of you to judge. I do not send more photos and of course nothing naked. I taste amazing … I like taking good care of my flavors.
Otherwise in life, I like a lot of things like sex, for example, I used to get fucked as a professional 🙂 I also like politics, what’s left of it. That’s my opinion. 🙂

It’s your turn,
So already, I’ll have to point out that:
No old man
No black nor Asian not my style in general, also no mixed race 🙂
Neither of overweight person sorry no anorexic either lol
And only 10000% or at least 100% top.
A rich man with a good situation because I deserve to get nice shit in return for getting fucked all the time.

Comments

ForTOPandVIRILEandRICH (Owner) – Nov 9, 2017
Thank you for the high rating! In defense of my mole, if I didn’t have it I would be looking for guys on grindr.

TallBlond – Nov 8, 2017
I feel I must counter and clarify the first reviewer. “Cheap”, strictly in the sense that he is clearly from the lower classes. “Whore”, strictly in the sense that he wants something in return which I would call fairness. “Ugly”, strictly in the sense that he has a large mole near the base of his nose that looks unpleasantly like dried snot. I would say he’s an 8 out of 10.

ForTOPandVIRILEandRICH (Owner) – Nov 2, 2017
I apologize, know that it was not you, it was me, and you are awesome. 🙂

BiLingualMacho – Nov 1, 2017
AN UGLY CHEAP WHORE, JUST A HOLE AS PUSSY GOOD ENOUGH TO UNLOAD YOUR COCK, NOT WORTH “NICE SHIT”. FUCKED HIM WHILE I WATCHED SPORTS WITH BEER.
LEFT BEHIND DISGRACED.



 

_________________

CharmingMike, 19
hey there horny guy

im just slave for attention

need admirers in my life

having sum problems bcoz of that

im here to get confident

its my reason as slave

any 1 give me dick



 

________________

Dhamp666, 21
Im incontinent, have been since birth, and over the years ive learned to enjoy it. Im a cute submissive bottom who just happens to need diapers.

I like lots. As long as your interests include thick diapers and what they’re made to catch, you can be all over the place.

Comments

Dhamp666 (Owner) – Nov 9, 2017
oh thank you

Seraphael – Nov 9, 2017
You have the most exquisite eyes.

Dhamp666 (Owner) – Nov 8, 2017
thanks

Etoile – Nov 18, 2017
Your hair and eyes are quite lovely!

Dhamp666 (Owner) – Nov 16, 2017
oh do you think so ?

Calenture_x – Nov 16, 2017
Your eyes are amazing

Dhamp666 (Owner) – Nov 15, 2017
thank you

darkangel666 – Nov 15, 2017
Wow i love youre hair and nice eyes by the way


 

_________________

ConsignMeToHell, 20
I’ve had gender identity issues since birth, and most likely am more female than male … some may consider me transgender, but I’m not transitioning and have no desire to do so…. I consider myself a sensation junkie, who has tried a shocking lot of things in this lifestyle for my age. Now I’m seeking what would be considered the heaviest scenes, including kidnapping, long-term, abduction, interrogation, mummification, extreme tortures, snuff play, etc. I have a lengthy bizarre bucket list to work on, and I’m hoping to shorten it with “you” before I turn 21.
I have recently decided for reasons that are none of your business to spend my final year before adulthood as if it were my last and really stretch any previous limits, and center on becoming the actual victim …. I don’t want to pretend to be the damsel in distress, I want to BE the damsel in distress. I seek Real People for Real Play, and want it to be about your wishes, not my own, but whatever is planned for me should last a very long time.
ONE LAST NOTE … I’m not looking to kiss you while we sit on the couch watching reruns of Perfect Strangers … Be vicious with me from the start or take a long hike … The longest hike is for those who screw me with my panties on or piss me off, and you all know who you are !!
I’M A VERY EASY GOING GIRL … But I can be a BITCH if you don’t even read my profile before talking about blow jobs in your opening one line conversations … If you can’t read, I have no use for you, and you should not be on the face of the earth.



 

_______________________

FiveInchFairy, 22
My cock is for women, my ass is for men.

I have been interested in my ass for some time now, but have been somewhat timid and nervous about indulging that. I love to watch younger athlete guys’ asses be patted by older coaches and other athletes. I want to start with something like that and then lead into something more substantial. I would appreciate someone who is experienced with asses and can be calm and collected when with me. I don’t know if this sounds like I’m rambling but yeah.

I have NEVER yet found anyone in the state of Texas to be into my ass. Is ANYONE here into my ass yet and over 25??

Comments

FiveInchFairy (Owner) – Nov 25, 2017
I let that freak Anonymouseatngo do his thing on me yesterday and, DAMN, he’s good. My ass still feels fresh as a daisy. Recommended.

Anonymouseatngo – Nov 23, 2017
I’m the old asseater you call when you just want to get your ass slurped.
Anonymous, no strings, no reciprocation, discreet.
I come over, get down on your ass and suck until I unload. Then I split until you need to be eaten again.
I have a spandex hood I like to wear, open eyes and mouth.



 

____________________

lovelysmile, 18
Eh. I like feet a lot. Especially if they stink. Licking, rubbing, kissing, sniffing, or just having them shoved in my face and mouth, I’m just turned on easily over them. And I generally am very turned on by feet sweat. It’s very particular. And being told/made to do stuff also works for me, I love the idea of being a footslave. Footwear also works for me. I’m open to taking a whole foot up my ass, if the other person knows how to do that.

 

___________________

DevilsBootshineBoy, 19
Traveling Teen Satanist BootBlacker

Welcome to the Devil’s Bootblacker


 

___________________

MDMA, 19
Juicer wanted?
I live in my car.

Monday to Friday between 6am and 1pm.
Meeting place (cellar, garage, terrace).
I’ll get the juice from your eggs.
I’ll juice your cock with my hand.
I’ll juice your cock with a masturbator.
I’ll blow your cock.
You fuck my mouth cunt.
You come to me, I kneel down and off you go.

Am good for those passing through on the A2 Dortmund-Hannover and vice versa. Exit B65 / Bad Nenndorf / Barsinghausen. Near car yard / MCDonald. 2 minutes to me.


 

____________________

Nihilism, 21
*In case it’s unclear. I AM STRAIGHT. I left this site because the last man I met did not respect that. I wanted to die because of it; I won’t walk into any situation unprepared ever again*

I feel I have a lot to offer to a Master despite being sexually straight. The key to it all is I have to be in a speedo 24-7, as long as I’m constantly in my speedo I will always be in the submissive mindset.

Even if I have to relocate across the world to surrender to my future Master I will. You can even destroy my passport too to ensure I can never escape back home.

Kidnapping, arrest, hanging, real chloroform, 24-7 bondage, erotic dancing, and so much more.

I hope to at long last meet my future Master who can arrest/kidnap me for the last time, a man I will never escape no matter how strong I am.

Good news for kidnappers: Being a dumb muscle boy I only ever rely on my muscle and physical strength to break free. I don’t argue or try to pick locks. If my muscle alone can’t do it, I’m in trouble.




 

________________

LowkeyNinja, 21
Currently studying fashion design, I’m currently designing a collection project around the theme of the dog, so I’m here to meet people who can teach me things on the subject of dogs. I seek testimony of their experiences lived around dogs and what owning dogs symbolizes for them. I would also like to experience the role of “dog” to better understand what dogs feel physically and psychically.

 

_________________

fernando_eduardo, 18
I love intense sex, and i’m nearly always in the mood for it. I’ve always been told since very young that I was born for sex and that I’m a pornographic boy-man. I have given myself some tattoos to let people know that I am like an animal in a zoo and to warn people who want a normal boyfriend to stay away. Only drawback is, until I lose my looks and become a desperate letch, I charge for sex.

I like a challenge: with my 23 cm dick I turn tops into starving cocksuckers, and I live to be fucked. Even though I’m only 18, sex for me is more than just a quick fuck and a release of horniness. I like to keep exploring my sexuality for days, weeks, months without stopping and I’ll help you explore it endlessly if that’s what you are looking for.

I always start with a nice conversation – topics I like include psychology, pedagogy, even conflicts, songs. Next, I always start with kissing, building up a tension and making our cocks bursting hard because I see my purpose as giving myself pleasure, and you need to have a very hard cock to do that.

Comments

comehardandhot – Nov 16, 2017
Since you has been born the sexual world are saved.
Thanks to be like you.

srdinhlm – Nov 6, 2017
insanely amazing boy. unbelievably incredible sex. he licked my ass as if his life depended on it. i opened him and fucked him to heaven. even after i fucked him for 8 hours straight, i screamed for more.

Proll_Trucker – Nov 3, 2017
The worlds hottest pig ever. I worship you Fernando!

Anonymous – Nov 1, 2016
As it is written in Saint-Exupéry’s “Le Petit Prince” –
L’essentiel est invisible – the important is not visible –

Fernando is sublimely gorgeous, beautiful and divine! –
The essentiel however is not visible!

DominantLatino – Oct 31, 2017
Our date 15 novembre 23:00 pm to 20:00 pm 16 novembre. Fucking him and oral nonstop 23 hours. It felt like 2.

Anonymous – Oct 21, 2017
I totally agree with the previous comment!

forland58 – Oct 19, 2017
I need to give you my soul.

RE_MASSIMO – Oct 16, 2017
An arrow refined in the heart of the earth, the heart of the earth your heart, it is only love. The my kingdom in the universe PLANET EARTH

Anonymous – Oct 4, 2017
U RE THE REAL MEAT

 

_______________

watchamovie, 19
I want a fit athletic man to come over and watch a movie with me and give me several dutch ovens of horrible smelling gas.


 

________________

ithurts, 18
Yng teen pig boy. only limit: anal. No other limits. Ok, no leaving marks on my neck, face, hands. Make all the concealed ones you want. Total pig boy, I.s.o young mean twink that will dominate me in my own house while my parents are at work (08:30h – 19:00h) .. I’m your slut. you can do what you want. Whip me. Beat me. Mental herassment. Strangle me to unconsciouness. Chain me to something. Carve graffiti all over my body with your knife as I scream, tremble, and cry. I’m not afraid of blood. Hit me with a 2×4, crowbar, whatever and ignore all my diarrhea and spitting things up. Wants to be turned into garbage, in his own home. Most important thing: you have to be a very mean young twink. Also no discussion, we just meet and you destroy me. no limits. only limit: anal .. i don’t want it. Interesting?

 

_________________

TheWhitestBoy, 20
On my way to become an Urinalboy: Part Urinal, which is craving for real men to help it satisfy it’s need. And Part Boy, which is the human heart and soul of the Urinal.

I rearly change my white socks in a week ans tend to use them as long as i can. I eat my own boogers. I have a history of crazyness.

At the moment, i am at a stage in life.

I am not in to complicated things, if it takes you to long too urinate i’m out.

 

________________

blastme, 19
hi guys a young charming and commercial cutie pie for the hardcore fuckers type men who want to try to blast my ass off the face of my body and can afford to pay A LOT to try to do that. you can only use your cock, mouth and bare hands and feet, no toys or instruments allowed. payment is made upfront and there is no money back guarantee. if my ass is still intact when you finish thats your problem.

Comments

TwinkOpener – Nov 19, 2017
I truly feel sorrow at feeling a duty to report this. He has the prettiest face and a charming joie de vivre, but do ask him to send you an ass shot before you agree sight unseen to his lofty fee (I talked him down to $500 > 3 hours.) It’s true he can take a fearsome ramming, rock a deep fist and just keep on ticking, BUT his ass is quite mushy and shapeless and covered with unpleasant stubble. I gently suggested lowering his financial expectations a bit, without getting into specifics, and I sense that he understood the problem, but I think he’ll need to hear straight talk from more than just me to smell the coffee.




 

_________________

smashboy, 23
Just moved back to Texas from California, while out there I found out I have a crushing fetish, I love to be under pickup trucks and 4×4 cars, looking for guys who will be willing to run me over under their sexy trucks.



 

_________________

Banjo, 18
Old account (18mVirgin) got suspended because I stupidly claimed I’m well under 18. “Claimed”, I mean 😉

Anyway I’m looking to be broken into.

Taste my butt, lick it, suck it, fuck it… and then let me know what you think!

Don’t worry about the people’s from your past, there’s a reason why they don’t make it to your future!! I and only I am here now!! What wouldst thou have?

I’m not into kissing I don’t know why I’m just not.

Comments

aloha – Nov 12, 2017
I know Banjo. He newest known to me last December 2016 for 1 night, he need money that time. They drank his friends. He’s drunk when he comes to my home. I miss his body but I’m not going to drop everything for him.

JayJoe – Nov 7, 2017
I’m not sure if I know if I want you. If you’re willing to come over and let me decide that’d be much appreciated!

 

_________________

NortonJones, 24
Hell(o) 🙂 looking for someone who financially does not have to worry and that shares with me. NO sex !!! (But like a personal assistant, travel companion or something else, most of all something like a son who then has a lot of money because he’s your son) until then;)

Update 🙁 I was injured in august in a boating accident that left me paralyzed from the chest down (so just looking for rich guys that can handle my situation)


 

__________________

capturedhero, 22
I decided to sign up as slave for the reason that my inclinations goes beyond the vanilla context. I would consider like many of us, the said inclination develops when we were exposed to series such as “Batman and Robin” in the 80s.

It is a point of understanding that my form of sexual gratification stems from Batman, and most importantly watching Batman writhe and struggle in those bonds. I would consider this preference of mine, well, a subset of the current culture that I am in.

The current fantasy that I am indulging in is Batman in his tight lycra being bound and kept as a slave or a experimented object by Thor who has gone insane.

Well, if you have come this far, I thank you for your patience.


 

_________________

greatfuckingusername, 21
Before you read this, I’m not quite sure what I’m looking for, but I have an idea of what I want, if that makes any remote sense.

Comments

greatfuckingusername (Owner) – Nov 26, 2017
No, that’s not quite it.

HOT-HORNY-GUY – Nov 26, 2017
You’ve tried to make it pretending to be a man, but down deep inside you know you never will be. Sometimes you feel frustrated because society thinks that because you have a penis and testicles between your legs, that you should be a man, but you know that you are not and have tired of pretending to be one. You need to hand yourself over.

greatfuckingusername (Owner) – Nov 21, 2017
Close but (you’re too old) no cigar.

BeFunny – Nov 21, 2017
Trying you after weirding out the first boy I tried.

Not looking for a serious relationship with you but also not into you sleeping around with just anyone or tons of people.

Maybe I want to tie you up and fuck you while you deep throat my partner till he cums down your throat. Or if my partner is female (I’m Bi) maybe she sits on your face while I fuck you.

Or maybe I just want to throw you down on my bed face down, pin you and hate fuck you till you’ve screamed so much your voice sounds like something from The Exorcist.

I’m in my 50s, generally trim and fit, except for the odd times when I need to lose weight.




 

__________________

crashintoyou, 18
Single gay Dad with one biological 11 year old son traveling in Mexico want him to be tied up gagged flogged strangled that’s about it then fucked like there’s no tomorrow

Comments

Anonymous – Nov 8, 2017
i really dont think you have thought that through



 

__________________

ShallWe, 20
I’m faggot born to serve Asian twink. But I’m also open to other twink. I have a barely used hole. My cock is only 4 inches but they’re 4 of the best. I am currently on sale. The price is one dollar per year. 10 dollars for its whole life (discount).



 

______________

LargelyHidden, 19
My Daddy only wants me for sex and only has me around when he wants to fuck. Problem is that’s only twice a day if I’m lucky. He whored me out to a friend of his once but only after I begged him, and he has let two strangers force their cocks into me but only because they gave him something he wanted. Problem is my Daddy is very asocial and doesn’t know many people so a lot of the time I have nothing to do and get bored and smoke pot and watch television. So I’m looking for an additional Daddy who would be willing to be Second in Command and fuck me a lot but only around the schedule my Daddy’s has for me. Problem is he gets horny at random, unpredictable times and we live in Flint, Arkansas which is in the middle of nowhere so I have this terrible feeling I’m screwed.

Comments

Spanier – Nov 10, 2017
Damn, I would fuck your ass until it’s burned like a CD, but I’m in Peru.


 

_______________

EarFetish, 23
I’m looking for sadists who are into pulling, yanking, twisting, and torturing a boy’s ears. The more violent and extreme the better! I want to see what can be done to mine. I’ve always hated them.

 

_______________

NathanWells, 18
Straight boy here in LTR with girlfriend so need total discretion. This morning I had the day off from school and thought I would have some fun by myself. I shaved my pubes, chest and ass and cleaned myself inside and out before drying and then lathering myself in baby oil. I then put a condom on my cock and used electrical tape to tie my cock and balls up and put a small elastic band around each ball. Then I taped a vibrator to my cock and balls and turned it on. I also used several courgettes and cucumbers (Tesco’s finest) to make several dildo’s and attached some of them to the furniture in the living room. I put bondage restraints on my wrists and used a zip-tie to fasten them together and placed a gag in my mouth. Using some bungee cords and lots of imagination (and lube) I found a way of fucking myself whereby each time I rocked backwards the cucumber went further up my ass and each time I went forwards the elastic cords stretched my balls. It got quite messy at times but I had about 90 mins of more fun than I have ever have imagined I could. That is why I have joined this site.


________________

MarriageMaterial, 18
I have been underage for 17 years and now as of Monday I am not and I am looking for a man to settle down with, get married, and have children.

 

________________

UnfunnyBoy, 18
I’m just a young submissive male, misunderstood at home, just of legal age, kicked out of school, jobless, formerly a low-paid worker, a mediocre drone feeling out of place. Does the idea of someone like me crawling in chains and serving you sexually and suffering make you hard and drip with cum? Do you want to explore and use my body to its maximum potential and extract every last bit of my energy? I will express to you while you are doing that how much I want you to shape my existence. We start when you are ready, and when I find the right man it will be done. The picture is not of me. It is a memorial picture of a boy who was a big influence on my life. He was a 20 yo slutting twink who wanted to be chained and used. He was worked over and exploded.

Comments

Juanka – Nov 24,2017
Adios motherfucker

 

 

*

p.s. Hey. ** David Ehrenstein, Hi. Acting doesn’t get any better than Jean-Louis Trintignant’s, that’s for sure. Shame but not entirely surprising if that’s true about ‘Phantom Thread’. ** Steve Erickson, Hi. Opposite opinions by smarties are always very exciting. I will indulge my list fetish via your lists a bit later today, thanks! Everyone, Here, for all of you who are either top 10 list fans or Erickson fans or both, are Steve’s archived Top 10 Music of the Year lists from 1997 to 2015. I’ve followed the Odd Future guys’ works since then to one degree or another, actually. I’ll taste that Syd record, although it doesn’t sound like my thing maybe. I’m not interested in Kelela’s work at all. Sundance said no to us weeks ago. We never expected to be selected. They have 15 slots for European films, and they had over 1500 submissions. We did get a very positive, glowing report on the film from them, so, all in all, it was a positive experience. We’re waiting on the Berlinale. A Rotterdam curator watched the film yesterday. It has been submitted to SFFILM. I think there are a couple of other festivals currently looking at it. ** Dóra Grőber, Hi, Dóra! Where I live is not so far away from wherever Macron does his thing, so my hood is pretty regularly locked down whenever he goes out to get a bite to eat or such things. Thanks for letting me see the gallery. Cozy. At first glance at the second photo I was going to remark on how magically vast it looks inside relative to the front door shot until I took another sip of coffee and recognised the visual earmarks of a fish-eye lens. That’s cheating, ha ha. The IRCAM visit was interesting, useful. Basically, they just spent several hours demonstrating some of the sound tools we can work with if we want, and we sat there basically oohing and ahhing. Yesterday … hm, worked more on the new film script. We had to choose five stills from ‘PGL’ to send to a film festival that wants them, and picking them took a strangely (or may not strangely) long time. Uh, a guy is writing a big piece about my gif fiction books, and I did an interview with him for that. Mostly, it was a semi-day off in the grand scheme of things, I guess. Work today for you, I presume? May it go as well as something like that can possibly go, and did it? ** Sypha, Hi. Yeah, apologies again. Silence sucks, you bet. Yes, I have moved since last year. I’ll … message you my new address via Facebook. ** Dom Lyne, Hi, Dom! Really, really nice to see you, pal! Thank you so much for the very beautiful response and reverie re: Matton’s boxes. The blog is blushing and chuffed at having been your and Matton’s partial throughway. I’ve never seen his boxes in person. I keep waiting for the next show here. No, I missed your comment on the haunted restaurants. I’ll go search back and find it after this gets launched. Again, lovely to see you! I hope your Xmas build up is happening on the magical side of things. Love, hugs, Dennis. ** Amphibiouspeter, Hi. I never saw that adaptation. It’s not an visually adaptable book, as you will see if you read it. Its play with truth and lies wouldn’t possibly work without the reader-reading-text aspect, or I certainly can’t imagine so. I have a Diorama thing too. There was a big Diorama show here recently, but it unfortunately was very academic and woeful. Agreed about the haunted house restaurants and about the internet’s ability flesh out almost any random point of intrigue. Obviously, my blog would be a very different place were that not true. Bon day! ** Jeff J, Hi. It takes a bit of watching of the film to see Matton’s stamp on/in it. The film is kind of a campy lark. I will need to think re: your question about the diary entries. No doubt, but I’ll need to get my nose off this grindstone to have sufficient access to my memory. I’ll do that. The opera project is a long, long planned work that has gone through many concepts and ideas about its manifestation and that was always intended to be the companion piece to Gisele’s and my installation/robotic work ‘Last Spring, a Prequel’, which was in the Whitney Biennial a few years ago. It’s called, of course, ‘Last Spring’. It would be quite complicated to describe because it involves very complicated sound and visual design and staging. I’ll have to save a real description for another time. It is scheduled to premiere at Volksbühne in Berlin in earlyish 2020. Thank you for asking! ** Armando, Hi, man. I’m good, busy, good. Well, ‘Oliver Twink’ has already been adapted into two short films — this one by Focus Creeps/Dazed and Confused, and this one directed by David White — and I used a portion of the story’s text in one of the scenes of ‘LCTG’. So I don’t know if it needs more adapting, and I’m not sure about the rights to it as I think Focus Creeps might have licensed the story (?), I would have to check. I’d have to look into it, and I would need think more about it, I guess. Hope you’re doing good. ** Misanthrope, Hi, George. Thanks about the recent posts. I know, it’s psycho that I don’t have health insurance and that I keep procrastinating about getting it. Here in France, usually when I’ve had to go to see a doctor, they’re bewildered that I don’t have insurance. Usually they figure out an amount for me to pay. A couple of times they were so taken aback that they just said, in so many words, Well, then don’t worry about it. Man, very, very best of luck with the hearing this morning, and let me know what gets decided. Oh, I don’t know, I like ‘God Jr.’. I think it’s one of my better novels. I think the last chapter/section might be the best writing I’ve ever done. Do you mean you’re wondering if I think about it differently because there’s no sex or queer characters in it? If so, no, not really. Love, me. ** Chaim Hender, Hi there. Thanks, glad you enjoyed it. ‘Spermula’ is a charmingly dated kind of semi-gas if you’re in the right mood. I’m also a morning person. Not quite as early in the morning as you, but I definitely am much sharper as far as writing and so on early in the day than I am post-mid-afternoon unless I have a real head of steam going by then. But, yeah, my greatly preferred and usual bedtime is 11 pm. I wrote a lot about music in the ’90s, especially for Spin Magazine where I was contributing editor. I mostly really liked the job. It’s definitely a tough and challenging form, writing music reviews. I liked trying to ace that form although I was never so happy with the results. Artist profiles and interviews were easier. I read and rely on music reviews a fair amount, but I’m choosy about my sources. The Wire is my favorite music magazine by far, partly because it covers the area of my tastes, and their reviews tend to be very informative, clean, and just the right amount of nerdy. By contrast, there’s this site Tiny Mix Tapes that also covers the kind of music I tend to go for, but that place is particularly guilty of featuring reviews that are completely unhelpful avant-garde poem-like reviews that act like the record they’re reviewing is a tab of LSD. ** Bill, Hi, Bill. Like I said up there somewhere, I’ve never had the chance to see Matton’s work in the real. I don’t know why since he’s a Frenchie and everything. Yes, huh, that Sacher-Masoch box is a bit of very different than his usuals. Nice. Great about the post! Yes, the WordPress formatting seems to be able to handle the old Blogspot formatting apart from occasional, fixable glitches. I think that should be fine. Thank you, Bill! Exciting! Enjoy Radian and the Ubu if you see the latter. I’m going to this gig here tonight. Should be good. ** Okay. The slaves are back to remind you not to forget to pay your rent tomorrow. See you then.

« Older posts Newer posts »

© 2025 DC's

Theme by Anders NorénUp ↑