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pornbread, 20
Who are u are u in touch with all of your sickest fantasies have u created a life where u can expirence them I have

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Quicksand – March 26, 2024
In general I am a quiet person. However I have these strong fantasies where I put a cute boy in bondage and drop him into a quicksand like substance. The thought of him sinking in that goopy stuff as he tries to move and cannot. Begging for help that may or may not come. I don’t know what it is but when I think about it I get shivers down my spine every time.

HangedFromYourNeck – March 22, 2024
Tie up his arms and legs hard and hang him, hang him with drop, with no drop, pull him up slowly, standing on his toes, hang him in any way you want and for as long as you want.

Jacket53 – March 22, 2024
I’m a HUGE fan of boys in straitjackets. I just loved strapping him up tightly in a jacket, muzzled and hooded, and just left him to roll and bump around in my bathroom for hours on end, slurp.

CockworkOrange – March 18, 2024
He is an incredibly submissive and extremely masochistic and really skinny and very introverted boy with a cock that is 19 CENTIMETERS long x 6 centimeters wide. I repeat A COCK THAT IS 19 CENTIMETERS LONG AND 6 CENTIMETERS WIDE.

existednevada – March 16, 2024
Recommend really really deep anal intercourse, like at a molecular level: self-explanatory.

 

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Youhavenoidea, 19
Hey guys! I have always wanted to do this and hoping somebody here in The LA area and surrounding areas would be willing to make my fantasy a reality before I leave Saturday night.

I am looking for a very tall (6 foot 5 or above if possible) black or Arab guy, hairy with huge hands to kidnap me, strip me naked, tie and gag me tightly with rolls of duct tape and suspend me from a hook in an abandoned factory and abuse me. I have a small cock with very long tight foreskin and small balls. I would like you to stretch my foreskin like an elastic band, punch and kill my balls until I go mmmmmmmph through the gag and pluck my pubic hair out brutally or chop it off with a machete.

Would be so hot. And I feel like someone here in LA could do it well.

Those who know me best would likely describe me as easy going, friendly, trustworthy, and someone who loves to laugh.

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Youhavenoidea (Owner) – March 7, 2024
OH AND….. hooded.

Foureyedman – March 7, 2024
If you play with his ears a little too much, he becomes overwhelmed with voluptuousness.

 

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Ricky, 19
I will do every order from you
Shaved head or any hair on my body : sure if you want
Piercing : yes everywhere that you want
Rape : sure if you want
Blood : of course if you want
Drug : if you want I will do with my pleasure
Permanent damage, castration, penectomy : all on the table sure
Sell me or give me to someone : yes I am not a human
Sorry if my English is bad how ever please let my dream come true

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Ricky (Owner) – March 11, 2024
Youre exagerating

needatwink – March 11, 2024
Slowly bullwhipping the skin off this animal.
Open to fellow Sadists to help me create the perfect object.
He’s confused.

Ricky (Owner) – March 4, 2024
Sorry I freaked out, I’m slightly shy, I’ll work on that

IncognitoErgoSum – March 4, 2024
Went over to his place this morning at breakfast time and fed the young man and it’s a great feeling to know that my food from yesterday will now be digested a second time.

 

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bbbugfkhim, 20
Just curious, after you’ve fucked your bf for a month or two, do you find yourself wanting to cheat on him and find someone you haven’t fucked before? How many times, on average, can you casually fuck a bottom before his “novelty value” wears off and you crave something new – five times? Ten? Twenty times?

Is there a point at which a bottom should expect the well to run dry and let his bf move on to new pastures? I’m lying in my bedroom in Indy right now, my bf (see photos) taking a shower after I fucked 3 loads into him, and I don’t have the slightest desire to ever fuck him again. Is it possible that I’ve already run through the stock of his fuckability, and must now dump him?

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bbbugfkhim (Owner) – March 21, 2024
Just to clarify I had no idea he was a prostitute until that happened.

Anonymous – March 20, 2024
There’s a morgue photo floating around that shows his anus was removed. The clean surgical margins suggest excision as a post-mortem sexual “trophy”.

SpillyourGuts – March 20, 2024
The young prostitute in the photos was strangled in a shitty dump on the Lower East Side of Manhattan and removed from the building by folding him into a suitcase.

Bountyhunterxxl – March 4, 2024
I had your bf too. At first I literally had no idea of anything about him and that was cool. Then he started sharing things about himself and got mad when I wouldn’t share details about myself or couldn’t remember things about him. I’m sorry I didn’t remember his cat is named Sam or his grandma died… That’s when I dropped him like it was hot.

x1991x – March 2, 2024
Me too. I have already told other boys that they are the best. But what I have experienced with your bf beats everything. That 👺 is magic.

beardedsartorialist – March 2, 2024
Sorry if this is a shock, but I know your boyfriend. Just a regular cute dude, chill, weed smoker. Likes to text me and say “I’m in the area wanna drop a load”. No drama, no Sir/Master shit, just a dude fucking a cute dude. Ass is nice.

 

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Khaleesi, 23
Hey there, I’m looking for a superior racist White man to help me with my sex life.
I am peculiar I only I like white supremacist, extremely racist men.

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chicano5280 – March 20, 2024
Rothko exhibition

MasterDanCole – March 19, 2024
He wanted to chat, smooch, and cuddle. Unfortunately for him, I didn’t.

hungforslutboy – March 16, 2024
I’m tempted, but I only fuck boys from Sweden and Denmark.

 

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Made4King, 18
Hi guys, I’m Jacob, but go by Jake. I am new to the gay website as I was just able to join now cause I turned 18 first of Feb. I hope everybody is doing real good. I just accepted that i’m gay, got strong gay feelings. I live in Las Vegas with my stepdad. He’s in Air Force and stationed here. My mom lives in Los Angeles. I really realized i’m gay after watching a couple dozen videos on Youtube to help me. It’s ones with white circles on black and swirls. It’s to help you relax and be like asleep. My cousin told me to watch them so I did cause i’m trying to find my way. I’m a senior in high school and graduate this May. Since I’m to tell what I like, it’s hard for me cause I haven’t been out yet, just to myself. The things that I kinda like, that excite me are rubber and spandex black clothes, hoods and masks plus military boots and that. I am used to taking orders and so having a boss, a master, a person in charge is good for me. I like a lot of rough type, tough stuff like being muscled around. I like all different ages and races like Asian and black. I’m kinda submissive I guess, I am a bit shy and a follower. Ever since I watched all the videos, words like Obey on t-shirts and caps and like when I do online and it says Submit I get spacey or zone out almost, it’s weird, don’t know how to explain it. If you want me to tell me bout me just let me know ok. Hey, thanks much for listening to me.

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Made4King (Owner) – March 12, 2024
So far from what I have read online about Master & Slave relationships, the biggest expectation for the slave is long, large and heavy pain which the Master uses all the time as a tool to reshape the Slave’s mind and body, eventually turning him into nothing but human meat with a pulse. Is that true?

Jacksonk – March 7, 2024
Second time I see him this week to quickly empty myself before going to work in the morning.

This time I pulled down his pants straight away inside the front door to fuck him unceremoniously before filling his ass before leaving right after.

Thank you Jake. Next time I’m coming with chloroform I promise.

 

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all_i_need_is_kill, 19
I’m looking for something on 22.3 from 12 pm to 16 pm

Either near Sollenau or Oberwaltersdorf. I can also do it earlier but then only at the Uniklo in Wr Neustadt.

I’m not new to pain, I’ve had multiple major brain and back surgeries, which have caused a lot of pain. When I was 15 I had a cage fused into my spine. I’ve never experienced any kind of pain that comes close to how that felt. Not even the combined pain of all 10 brain surgeries I’ve had put together.

With that said, I require a man who lives within Wiener Neustadt because this will be very intense.

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all_i_need_is_kill (Owner) – March 21, 2024
If it absolutely has to end with death my favorite ways of dying would involve piercing my heart while I’m tied up. Everything works, as long as it goes through my chest and into my heart. It could be a point-blank shot with a pistol, a slow knife stab, a sacrifice heart removal, stabs with multiple needles, stabs with nails, stab with a stake or even stabbed with a driller.

GayNerdWhoLovesMasks – March 19, 2024
I am Toly and I am 19 years old. I work in the IT field. I want to find a guy who lets me kill him, but knowing that it is not so easy to find.

FREETOAGOODHOME – March 19, 2024
Long time sadism enthusiast, but the husband and I are about to leave the country. We have a lot of gear that is 100% free. I have uploaded a few pics but that is not all of it. I would hate for these things to end up in a landfill when they should be used to immobilize a boy, to be a helpless suffering plaything for days or weeks on end (as they have been in the past). If interested, you get the lot.

⚡️🍻 – March 18, 2024
He’s looking for 🍃🔌

XterminatorxXD – March 18, 2024
I’ve always seen you as someone who will disappear one day and eventually get categorised as presumed dead.

 

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__F___, 23
Its name is Miko and has been living in the UK for four years.
It is from Poznan, a town in Poland, now in the UK.
Its training thus far:
1) Strict diet control, rectum cleansing pills and psyllium husk are blended as its preparation, its rectum sterilised on a daily basis with high concentrated chlorhexidine.
2) Only protein shake is allowed 3 days before sex, high water intake and piss are collected, last day before sex no water is allowed for dry muscle display.
3) Ass sensitivity reduction, now can’t feel any sexual pleasure through the ass. It is trained as sex tool.
4) Three times on a tanning bed with skin exfoliation and explication, coconut oil and hyaluronic acid are injected into its ass before bed with ass plug on.
5) Body epilation, tanning, exfoliation every week.
6) Its nipples are trained as sex organs. Each time its nipple gets new skin, it is immediately exfoliated to make sure that nipples’ skins are super smooth and thin, each slightest touch will make it moan. The master controls its sex organ (nipples). Except for exfoliation, it is not allowed to touch its nipples, they’re solely used for sex purposes. Through its nipples, the master can control how it moans, how tight its ass should be, how much it needs to suffer pain to focus on the master’s pleasure.
6) On the day of the service, 2 hours of gym, 2 hours of douche, body preparation and deep showering, it is fed with loperamide to completely stop any digestive movement of the its body for long term cleanses, additional doses for prolonged sessions, blinded folded, ear plugged, gagged, leg forced spread, caged, oiled up, exfoliated, perfumed, rectum sterilised, chest pumped up, abs red and hard, in the compliant position, sexual service tools are displayed and sanitised waiting patiently for master’s inspection and sex.

Only one thing is non negotiable.
1) It needs to mentally regress to the age of two before having sex. This is not something it will stop thinking.

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LM0312C5 – March 3, 2024
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for_special_needs, 19
I’m auctioning what you see in the photos to anyone within the continental US for minimum bid $80,000. Sound expensive? I assure you they are not.

If they meet your criteria one of them can talk to you on the phone and if you find that acceptable, they can be driven to your location.

They are suited for captivity, no contact with outside world (they currently live as recluses with me as they are unsuited for social life).

The brunette is gifted with a big dick, but he has no interest in it (which has not been in a vagina in almost a year). However he may still have spontaneous orgasms while being used.

They feel privileged/grateful to receive others’ drugs.

The blond ready for body mods (e.g. full teeth removal, neutering, limbs shortening or removal, …), full body/face tattooing and perm marks, branding, breath/noose play, knife play, gun play, mind shorting out, … you fill the blanks.

They aren’t sure if they’re into guys but they find big cocks appealing for some reason.

They are dirt. Especially the blond.

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HighPig4HighPig – March 17, 2024
MasterBenelux (for_special_needs) is known for his charity and dedication. He is always looking to “give back” to the Community he loves in any way he can. MasterBenelux has held his Annual Easter Slave Auctions for seven years and raised more than $50000 in food & supplies for the needy, as well as more than $17000 for Ukrainian victims.

for_special_needs (Owner) – March 12, 2024
On March 14th the brunette will be at the National Orthopedic Hospital in Minneapolis for a minor surgery followed by two weeks of rehabilitation, and then available again.

 

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AsexualKisser, 18
Never down to fuck, always down to strip down and do some high energy no limits mouth to mouth making out.
Rocker (Zeppelin, Sabbath), Punk (Dead kennedys, Black flag), Goth (Bauhaus, Cure), Industrial (Ministry, Foetus) with a bunch of other stuff too.
I have a mouth, you have a mouth, maybe they have things in common?
I’m an atheist, I can’t smoke pot so I enjoy edible THC, and I eat red meat.

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JustinBabe – March 9, 2024
i’m having a nice time & chilling right now you busy?

AsexualKisser (Owner) – March 5, 2024
Again if you want to unzip your whatever, zip it back up.

 

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AllThoseWhoWander, 19
Country boy looking to meet up with a Sadist who doesn’t believe I deserve my manhood. I’m a pretty normal guy, I jerk off a ton and really want my ego destroyed by being unable to have a dick. Looking to submit without limits to anything while a Sir makes me cum for the last time Sir. I also really want to learn how to play drums 🥁!

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SuckerSD – March 16, 2024
I talked him out of it by offering to give him a blowjob before and after school every day and so far it seems to be a win-win.

AllThoseWhoWander (Owner) – March 13, 2024
No black guys. Never gonna happen.

dRuMgOd – March 13, 2024
I drum, therefore I am.

 

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Confetti, 21
I am looking for absolute hardcore, heartless, Tickle Sadist, Prick Motherfuckers out there to Tickle Torture the ever loving piss out of me, the most brutal infliction of no safeword tickle torture imaginable.

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iluvcroissant – March 19, 2024
I wish we lived in a world where we could all tickle torture each other without ramifications. However, we do not, so I cannot.

Confetti (Owner) – March 17, 2024
I have not distributed 29200 STIs contrary to what Brestois says, I am clean as a whistle, please tell him this.

Wengsoonlee – March 12, 2024
Definitely helps.

Confetti (Owner) – March 12, 2024
More recent foto of me might help?

Confetti (Owner) – March 9, 2024
No that is not what I am looking for.

Huffko – March 9, 2024
What about a gun to your head while I tickle torture you for weeks, then I will shoot you after there is nothing left but a spent, unbearably pain filled body and your soul has given up any hope.

 

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OwnThisFace4a20, 18
Who am I? I dunno. I just want to have a good time & maybe someone wants to get me plastered or something.

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Sendnudes – March 13, 2024
I need to see you goods send those nudes over to get this started

Bigfood – March 11, 2024
First I got him drunk and then buried my face in his butt for about six hours. I sniffed and ate it through his underwear first and then bare. By the end of the six hours he couldn’t remember his own name. I didn’t know his name so I couldn’t help him. And then we hung out.

OwnThisFace4a20 (Owner) – March 8, 2024
My life is mundane, linear and honestly quite boring.

StraightSlut – March 8, 2024
I finally accepted I’m gay and started face fucking this guy, but now it’s all I can think about. Nothing else matters as much as covering his face with as many loads as possible. I broke up with my gf, and I spend my evenings pounding this guy’s face. I think I’m losing my mind. I want to scream his name, but I don’t. Has this happened to anyone else? Am I permanently addicted?

servemeloser – March 1, 2024
He’s currently studying acting in school. He absolutely loves it if you dress him up in this Renaissance costume that he provides.

 

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RAPEMEINLITHUANIA, 18
im in druskininkai, belarusi and i want somebody to take me far far away from this place to lithuania and drug and use me like i’m not even a living thing.

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Vulpex – March 18, 2024
i don’t like young people

Peacemakr59 – March 16, 2024
He is now disappeared in Lithuania and will be a sex worker abused and raped for money for the rest of his life.

youngcock – March 4, 2024
I’ve wanted to rape him for three years but I didn’t until yesterday because it’s illegal to rape boys under 18 (which is a good thing hahaha).

 

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Chokeme, 19
I am going through a rough time I love to be choked and make me earn my air love breath play love being choked you could drug me tie me up choke me take pictures of me for 20 dollars I’m soooo hot I’m involved with the churches in the area no one can find out I don’t mind if you think you are ugly I moved here last year from Phoenix so it’s been a culture shock Plz help me my college is very expensive plz

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John480 – March 5, 2024
He will not be available from March 7 to April 14 (ish).

alexxxxxxxxxx – March 3, 2024
I’ll tell you in person.

ithinkimmean – March 2, 2024
I guess I gotta go over what we did huh? Feels weird 😂 I really liked choking him, I didn’t mean for him to black out, but it was just for a couple of minutes or something. That made me feel really confident though which was good. Um, I don’t know what else to say here lol – please tell me if I should put anything else 😊

 

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DeeratDawn, 18
About me:
•Thin built to vaguely athletic upper body with wide shoulders. But a perfect butt😜.
•Shaved except for legs and arms, although I can cover legs with opaque stockings
•Nothing boring and no vanilla bullshit. Just sucking and fucking isn’t enough for me.
•Only for 48+ hours!
•Being stuffed with 100s of dildos and plugs.
•Walking on a treadmill while having a cock inside.
•Really want to become urinarily and anally incontinent, and I want to have to wear diapers forever.
•Why are all the hot people so vanilla🥺

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DeeratDawn (Owner) – March 14, 2024
Oh, that’s beautiful! I’m so jealous! I really want to be fully incontinent like you!

diaperboy – March 14, 2024
I’ve been diapered full time for 14 years. Fully urine incontinent and almost no control with bowels. I’m sure with more anal play I could lose what little bowel control I have left.

DeeratDawn (Owner) – March 14, 2024
Yes, anal incontinence is something I want more than anything else in the world. Just having no control at all forever OMG🙂

Rawblitz – March 14, 2024
Do you really want anal incontinence? If so, hot!!!!

 

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ImAwhorelolsorryy, 19
i am a skinny faggot, 6’0″, 120 lbs, no education, no employment, no clothes, no phone, no car, mostly friends with heteros (gross, I know), that needs to be a girl for the rest of my life, relocate me, disappear me, always butt ass naked, never let me go back to my family and friends, force me to get tits, make me wash my face and brush my teeth in a toilet, and rape me for the rest of my life please

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ImAwhorelolsorryy (Owner) – March 12, 2024
i’m not as good at bio as i used to be years ago.

StraightEgyptian – March 12, 2024
It is my deep belief that throughout human history, homosexuals were born genetically evolved to serve straights. The reason for this is due to the fact that gays homos or fags, are usually more loyal, honest, and submissive to the community around them. I also believe it is a sin for a homosexual to live a life for there own self or pleasures.

As I scroll through this app I see you the “fags” are on the right path, but you people do this for sexual pleasures ONLY to satisfy your own kind. For those who are reading this, take this as a reason why you spend your days and nights alone jerking off while living without structure.

As the son of a Egyptian with a Coptic Orthodox background, I believe it is my birth right and responsibility to take in and tame multiple submissive loyal servants, who will sacrifice time and themselves to help build of a society of my own. It is my birth right as a decedent of the pharaohs.

It has been predicted by 2050 the most powerful nations will go to war for water. Siberia one of the coldest places, is having terrible forest fires. Small islands have been evacuating do to rising sea levels. The west coast now has hurricanes destroying many homes.

That is why I’m in need of homosexuals. You can touch yourself and watch porn all day and night working long hours just to do it again. Or join my church of your kind of people who have sinned. The Bible says to give what you can.

ImAwhorelolsorryy (Owner) – March 8, 2024
trying to maximize my carbon emmisions

 

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YourSupporter, 22
I am more of a “boy wife” material rather than a slave type.
I am good at typical house duties like extensive cleaning.
Just know I’m not going to beg to be fucked because I don’t possess a desire to engage in sex. Rare, I know.
You can force me to have sex with you – just like you can force me to do anything, but I’ll be bored silly.
So I need a man who’s not afraid to use a whip on me if he is not totally happy either in bed because I can guarantee you won’t be.

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YourSupporter (Owner) – March 13, 2024
I remember you.

stressedsleuth – March 13, 2024
Hey fellow fags whose pathetic dicks are chubbing up while reading this. Reach out to this boy if you crave humiliation, boredom, stress, ridicule, no sexual satisfaction, and especially financial ruination. If so, approach him with a financial statement to show him you’re worth his time.

YourSupporter (Owner) – March 9, 2024
The comment below is false and not true. Please understand that I will absolutely never let myself be destroyed, whatever that means!! That is an exaggeration written by someone who is attempting to damage my brand.

Verlaine56 – March 9, 2024
I, kind of, destroyed him. I really loved it

YourSupporter (Owner) – March 5, 2024
Um, and did I indicate otherwise?

doofus – March 5, 2024
Total pricktease who lords his unavailable ass like you’re incarcerated and he has the power of clemency. Dumb as a post and smirks or rolls his eyes when you use multisyllabic words. Fun to smack around, but on a daily basis? I hardly think so.

 

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boy2torture, 18
Currently owner of a delinquent boy. Looking for a sadistic torturer to hurt him badly for me. Pm if interested.

Please note: this boy is not available for fucking. You can wank and cum on him while you torture him though.

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boy2torture (Owner) – March 10, 2024
SatansDeathPerv: Feel comfortable to send me a message.

SatansDeathPerv – March 10, 2024
HANG HIM NAKED TIL DEAD, SLICE HIS SKIN OPEN FROM THROAT TO COCK, PEEL IT BACK, EAT THE SKIN AND MEAT OFF HIS CHEST.

MasterCowboymattg – March 8, 2024
Fan of head stomp.

boy2torture (Owner) – March 2, 2024
Imagine that you are with him with no one within a 50 km radius, what would you do and how, or even why?

 

 

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p.s. Hey. ** Joe, Hi, Joe. I saw your email this morning. I’ll open it today Thanks! ** Misanthrope, I found those pix a long time ago. I don’t remember how or where I found them, but I don’t think they were from a movie? Well, then hopefully you’ve found the perfect power bottom boyfriend. Mm, well, it depends on whether you have an open relationship or are monogamous, I guess. If it’s the former then it depends on how much you want each other to know about the outside stuff. If it’s the latter and you trust him, it’s just either flattering or annoying. A lot of nuances in stuff like that. Personally I didn’t like when that happened with my bfs at all, and it does sound pretty rude to me. You definitely need to trust him whatever the case. ** Daniel, Hi! I can’t disagree with you. ** Darby🥙, Hey. Okay, I need to get me some Indian food heavy on the Naan, like, today. And I know just the place. There’s his new trend here in Paris for fast Indian food, and lots of places have sprung up, and the one near me is actually pretty good. I’ll check out the video, thanks. I have fond memories of Maui, which is where my family spent most summers in my teen years. And somewhat fond memories of the ‘backside’ of Oahu which is where my dad lived in his later years. Hawaii is so, so not like Florida based on my limited time there. Have fun at the wrestling! I’m seeing a couple of movies and going to a concert (Presences Electronic, the annual experimental electronic music festival). Meet you back here. ** Charalampos, Well, it’s three novels, so bigness is the volume’s fate. But the novels themselves aren’t long, at least. No, I’m going to send a query letter about the collection to a publisher today. Like I told Misanthrope, I don’t remember where I found those photos. The post was from years ago. No, I prefer non-sweet crepes, but I’ll eat certain sweet ones if I have no other choice. I can hear about meat, I just don’t want to smell it or watch it be devoured in front me, best case scenario. Enjoy the gym. I’ve never been in one, ever. Upwardly mobile vibes from chilly here. ** _Black_Acrylic, Thanks! I’ve seen the name Caroline Aherne, but I don’t think I’ve ever seen her stuff. I’ll use your vid link as my entrance, thank you. ** Bill, Hi. Glad those posts hit two of your spots. Is Laurie Anderson doing, like, a greatest show, or is it some newfangled art project thingeroony of hers? I haven’t kept up. I went to the opening night of the Presences Electronique Festival last night. There were three really fantastic sets in there by Phew, Aaron Dilloway, and Marc Baron. I’m going to the last night tomorrow (Pauline Oliveros, Blason, 7038634357, Hideki Umezawa, Mark Fell, Rian Treanor). All for only 10 euros! ** Steve, I’d be down for that manifestation, you bet. Zac and I are still talking over ideas for the new film. I’m actually going to start sketching out some things and possible characters ‘on paper’ today. I still haven’t seen ‘The Beast’. Coincidentally, Zac and I are soon to have a coffee with Bonello’s son who’s in the film world and loves our films and wants to meet and powwow. This weekend I might go see two Benning films today, and, as I mentioned to Bill, I’m going to the last night of the Presences Electronique Festival tomorrow. And do work. Enjoy yours! ** Dominik, Hi!!! Yay to me on my timing then. My guess is that the skateboarders would just say to love, ‘Fuck you, old man’, and skate away. Blissful ignorance and all of that. Love needs a man who’s not afraid to use a whip on him if you are not totally happy in bed because he can guarantee you won’t be, G. ** Gramski 🧁, Mmmmm … , cupcake, thank you. Glad you’re going for the deadline. Hey, we submitted our film to Cannes even though it’s extremely unlikely. Sometimes you have to go for the gold. The UK health system does sound quite fucked up. At the same time, as a US guy, it sounds greatly preferable to our complete of a workable health system. No, I intend to find some chocolate thing today to eat on Easter, which I keep completely forgetting is tomorrow. You do anything chocolate-y or eggy or anything? ** Harper, Glad your week is over then. And that you’re still on both feet, assuming you are. An actual Easter, enjoy it. It really won’t be happening here for me other than everything being closed. I hope you’re right about the inspiration, and I think you must be. ‘Chelsea Girls’ is still one of my all-time greatest films. I wonder if being alone means it’s okay to have input, i.e. videos or IMs or TV playing, because then I, at least, definitely laugh solo, but I don’t think I laugh unless I’m triggered to do by external forces. I don’t think I think something and then laugh about it. I don’t know, I’m overthinking it. You have as close to an absolutely perfect weekend as possible. ** Uday, No summer! Nice, I hate summer. I wish I could fast forward through it. ‘Comedy is pornography in another register’: that’s a great quote. I don’t quite get what it’s implying, which is one of the reasons it’s great. Thanks. Scratchy voice, sure, yeah. I am a massive fan/admirer of the genius Nina Simone. For some reason, whenever I se the words ‘scratchy voice’, I immediately think of that 80s song ‘Bette Davis Eyes’. By Kim Carnes, I think? Strange. I should do a ‘scratchy voice’ post. Hm. Nice weekend and Easter to you! ** Justin, Hi, J. Yeah, that was a goody, wasn’t it. Brad Renfro was the most visibly emotionally fucked person I ever interviewed. He was very polite, but, wow, the tortured depths. Poor guy. Thanks about the ‘Perfect Childhood’ piece. Larry Clark hated that piece so much that he refused to let me write an article about him for Spin Magazine because he was afraid I would make him seem gay. Bon weekend! ** Right. End of the month lands on a weekend so you get a couple of days to absorb the slaves. See you on Monday.

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Bill Hicks on marketing

Andy Kaufman wrestles a 327 lb. woman

Cartman ‘Kyle’s Mom’s a Big, Fat, Stupid Bitch’

Toy Car Up the Butt

Rip Taylor Tossing Confetti

 

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What life and society require of each of us is a constantly alert attention that discerns the outlines of the present situation, together with a certain elasticity of mind and body to enable us to adapt ourselves in consequence. TENSION and ELASTICITY are two forces, mutually complementary, which life brings into play. If these two forces are lacking in the body to any considerable extent, we have sickness and infirmity and accidents of every kind. If they are lacking in the mind, we find every degree of mental deficiency, every variety of insanity. Finally, if they are lacking in the character, we have cases of the gravest inadaptability to social life, which are the sources of misery and at times the causes of crime. Once these elements of inferiority that affect the serious side of existence are removed — and they tend to eliminate themselves in what has been called the struggle for life — the person can live, and that in common with other persons. But society asks for something more; it is not satisfied with simply living, it insists on living well. What it now has to dread is that each one of us, content with paying attention to what affects the essentials of life, will, so far as the rest is concerned, give way to the easy automatism of acquired habits.

Laughter, then, does not belong to the province of esthetics alone, since unconsciously (and even immorally in many particular instances) it pursues a utilitarian aim of general improvement. And yet there is something esthetic about it, since the comic comes into being just when society and the individual, freed from the worry of self-preservation, begin to regard themselves as works of art. In a word, if a circle be drawn round those actions and dispositions–implied in individual or social life–to which their natural consequences bring their own penalties, there remains outside this sphere of emotion and struggle–and within a neutral zone in which man simply exposes himself to man’s curiosity–a certain rigidity of body, mind and character, that society would still like to get rid of in order to obtain from its members the greatest possible degree of elasticity and sociability. This rigidity is the comic, and laughter is its corrective.

 

Jacques Tati ‘Playtime’

Film – Buster Keaton – Beckett -1965

Woody Allen ‘Stardust Memories’ (extract)

Rushmore, Wes Anderson (1998) – Opening scene

Stanley Kubrick/Peter Sellers ‘Dr. Strangelove’

 

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When we speak of expressive beauty or even expressive ugliness, when we say that a face possesses expression, we mean expression that may be stable, but which we conjecture to be mobile. It maintains, in the midst of its fixity, a certain indecision in which are obscurely portrayed all possible shades of the state of mind it expresses, just as the sunny promise of a warm day manifests itself in the haze of a spring morning. But a comic expression of the face is one that promises nothing more than it gives. It is a unique and permanent grimace. One would say that the person’s whole moral life has crystallised into this particular cast of features. This is the reason why a face is all the more comic, the more nearly it suggests to us the idea of some simple mechanical action in which its personality would for ever be absorbed. Some faces seem to be always engaged in weeping, others in laughing or whistling, others, again, in eternally blowing an imaginary trumpet, and these are the most comic faces of all. Here again is exemplified the law according to which the more natural the explanation of the cause, the more comic is the effect.

This soul imparts a portion of its winged lightness to the body it animates: the immateriality which thus passes into matter is what is called gracefulness. Matter, however, is obstinate and resists. It draws to itself the ever-alert activity of this higher principle, would fain convert it to its own inertia and cause it to revert to mere automatism. It would fain immobilise the intelligently varied movements of the body in stupidly contracted grooves, stereotype in permanent grimaces the fleeting expressions of the face, in short imprint on the whole person such an attitude as to make it appear immersed and absorbed in the materiality of some mechanical occupation instead of ceaselessly renewing its vitality by keeping in touch with a living ideal. Where matter thus succeeds in dulling the outward life of the soul, in petrifying its movements and thwarting its gracefulness, it achieves, at the expense of the body, an effect that is comic. If, then, at this point we wished to define the comic by comparing it with its contrary, we should have to contrast it with gracefulness even more than with beauty. It partakes rather of the unsprightly than of the unsightly, of RIGIDNESS rather than of UGLINESS.

* from Henri Bergson’s ‘Laughter: An Essay on the Meaning of the Comic’ (read the entirety)

 

Richard Pryor interview 1980

Chris Morris ‘Paedogeddoni’

Dylan Moran ‘Bernard’s Letter’

Sarah Silverman vs. Paris Hilton

I WAS SCARED STUPID BY A PICTURE!

 

 

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p.s. Hey. ** Dominik, Hi!!! Cool. No, I haven’t read that Melissa Broder, let me know how it is. And enjoy the short nonsocial recharging period. Books’ll do that, yep, even to the most level headed love. Love giving the sad news to skateboarders that a day will come when they won’t be able to just skateboard all day every day anymore, G. ** _Black_Acrylic, Hi. Unrealness does really help. Happy that the class is starting soon enough. That’ll get the pen back twitching in your paw. ** Misanthrope, As soon as cops here see me, their hands immediately come to rest on their guns. Or they would if French cops had guns. Get those documents in shape in your inimitable style. ** Joe, Hi! Ah, I see. I suppose I’m not surprised that the change hasn’t been radical, and I’m pleased as a fellow pre-book elaborator. Dying for ‘Alehoof.’ Wow. What’s the scoop on its birth? Public birth, I mean. I’m really looking forward to finishing the film so I can start thinking about words in combination again. It’s been a while. All the ultra-best! ** Sarah, Hi. I think ‘TF’ is probably easily streamable and maybe for free, if that helps. Well, that Rimbaud crossword puzzle was pretty primitive, as I recall. YA is one of those genres that can handle the great, it just seems like people who work there don’t try. Anyway, I’d love to read it, of course. A pdf is cool. My email is [email protected], if that helps. It might take me a little bit to read ‘cos I’m in film finishing heavy mode, but we’ll be through that soon. Thanks! ** Steve, Welcome home. Hope the Ethiopian was safe and sound. I’ll try to find that Alejo Moguillansky film. Obviously sounds to be within my wheel house. I saw the world premiere of James Benning’s ‘Breathless’ last night. His build up about it being a Benning-ified remake of the Godard is total mischievous prank. It’s not that at all. It’s something, but people who come to it expecting it to be what he hinted at will be very bewildered. ** Justin, Glad you like his stuff. Me too, duh. Uh, there’s a publisher I’m thinking of where I think the book would be appropriate and who might be interested, so I’m going to query them to see if in fact they are interested to consider it. ** Harper, Hi. ‘Pink Narcissus’, sure, so singular. I went to this program of experimental films made by teenagers between the ages of 13 and 17 last year, and this one, I think, 14 year old guy made this insane and really great kind of personal homage to ‘Pink Narcissus’. It’s quite a good fount. I think maybe there’s thought among self-styled ‘serious’ fiction writers that taking influence or copping to taking influence from other mediums would cheapen their work’s ‘seriousness’, but of course that’s just bizarre. I’m more influenced by music and film and visual art in my work than by other fiction writing. But then I’m considered a weirdo by the ‘serious’ fiction writer sets, so there you go. So, we’re of like minds, basically. It’s morning, and I’m about to go finish polishing the sound on our film, and I’m a little pooped but looking forward to the finish line. I hope your day will or has lead you excitingly astray. ** Gramski 🌝, Hi. Welcome home, or, err, maybe not, I guess. Too messed up for therapy sessions … uh, were is the logic in that? Maybe force yourself to do that application? Okay, that’s a lot. My guess is it’s a short aligning of the awful that will pass rather quickly, but I am the terminal optimist. But I would just see it as a dark moment, and moments are called moments for a good reason. So sorry, pal. You’re tough, you’re wild, you’ll be fine, trust me. ** Uday, Hi. I too have become more of a crepes than pancakes guy since moving over here. I do love pancakes, but not the slight nausea of having the weight of one too many decomposing in my stomach. Congrats about the summer at home! When will summer start for you? I’m only kind of okay with Blondie. They don’t really do all that much for me, I guess. You a big fan? ** Okay. I decided to lift today’s curious post out of the mothballs-like distant past in which it had been left behind, and I can’t explain why. See you tomorrow.