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The Haunted Carwash (Anaheim)
‘Brace yourself for a Halloween scare like no other! Starting at $30 per car, Southern California residents can dare to enter the Haunted Carwash—a nightmarish journey that turns an ordinary car wash into a realm of terror. As you slowly drive through, sinister performers will leap from the shadows, and spine-tingling special effects will envelop you in an atmosphere of sheer horror. With bone-chilling surprises lurking around every corner, this is a Halloween experience designed to keep you on edge.’
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Backwoods Massacre (Simi Valley)
‘”Backwoods Massacre” is in a league of its own, foregoing the use of scare actors and instead relying on ambience and suspense as its main form of frightening storytelling. Its designer, Jesse Reed, converted his two car garage into a shack themed maze which funnels out through a side yard. With its flickering lights and environments accented by body parts and taxidermy, you feel like you are lost in a Louisiana swamp. You come upon a mysterious cabin, and every turn feels like you are about to encounter an armed hunter who is ready to kill and dismantle anyone who dares to trespass. This theme is very original and enhances the singular nature of this haunt. Backwood’s Massacre is always a wonderful way to feel like you are starring in your own horror film. Reed’s haunt is truly a standout experience which unquestionably scares everyone who visits. The reactions of everyone who we saw leaving the haunt were a testament to Reed’s success in playing by his own rules and creating his own signature experience in the haunt world.’
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Night of Terror: Freedom (Whittier)
‘Well we found it, the rarest haunt of them all: the hell house. We stumbled across it outside of Los Angeles in the small town of Whittier. For those who aren’t familiar with this phenomenon, hell houses are haunts hosted by fundamentalist christians where you travel through a maze of “real life” vignettes which typically portray dead children at raves, girls killing themselves over abortion guilt, and drunk teenagers dying in violent car accidents. These Reagan era ideas are a bit dated, but get strapped in because we are about to go on a wild ride.’
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DELUSION: THE RED CASTLE (Los Angeles)
‘Its past installments have found attendees stealthing their way through a Victorian home and embarking on a Blade Runner-esque bounty hunt. And now this celebrated immersive horror theater event will return for an event at a new location, a 133-year-old castle near USC.
‘Delusion, an interactive seasonal event that combines elements of immersive theater with a more story-based approach to a walk-through haunted house, will take over the Stimson House, a recognizable red brick mansion built in 1891 in University Park. “The Red Castle,” which opens on September 20 and runs just past Halloween to November 3, puts you in the role of a possibly-superpowered asylum patient under the care of a spiraling psychologist who’s attempting to resurrect his deceased wife.’
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LUNAR TERROR PRODUCTIONS: VERUM (Lancaster)
‘LUNAR TERROR PRODUCTIONS IS INDEPENDENTLY OWNED, GEN-Z OWNED AND IS PRIMARILY BASED IN LANCASTER, CALIFORNIA. IT IS AN ART PROJECT CREATED BY ME AND MY ONLINE FRIEND, CASSIUS AS AN EXPRESSION OF OUR VERY OWN PERSONAL NICHES AND AS PROTEST TO ARTLESSNESS THAT MANY ASSUME HAUNTED HOUSES TO POSESS. WE’VE BOTH SPENT OUR CHILDHOODS PLANNING HALLOWEEN AND OUR “HAUNTS” YEAR-ROUND AND OVER THE YEARS, DEVELOPED OUR OWN LANGUAGE OF THIS MEDIUM.
‘OUR HAUNTED HOUSE IS A HOME HAUNT, MEANING IT’S NON-PROFIT AND HELD ON OUR RESIDENTIAL PROPERTY. IN OUR OPINION, THIS DOES NOT MEAN THE EXPERIENCE ISN’T WORTH VISITING IF YOU LIVE IN THE ANTELOPE VALLEY OR LOVE HOME HAUNTS.
‘LIKE THE BASEMENT HAUNTED HOUSES OF THE 20TH CENTURY, OURS IS SMALL – INSIDE THE 3-CAR GARAGE THAT’S BEEN CONVERTED INTO A HOLLYWOOD-LIKE SET. WE’VE FOUND WAYS TO MAXIMIZE THE SPACE AND LENGTH TO OUR HAUNT. THE EXPERIENCES WE’VE MADE IN OUR “SOUNDSTAGE” AVERAGE AT ABOUT 4-8 MINUTES, WHICH IS LONGER THAN A UNIVERSAL HALLOWEEN HORROR NIGHTS HOUSE THAT PEOPLE WAIT HOURS FOR.’
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Nightmare from Main Street (Paso Robles)
‘Absolutely the most frightening and engaging haunt in California. While we go to LA a lot to see the wide variety of DIY haunts offered there, it is this amazing gem that excites us the most for Oct to roll around every year. Combining both an actual old house and additional maze structures, there is a playfulness between realism and artifice that makes one feel like you’re completely in another world here. Suspense is the key as well, building terror through patience and surprises in a manner most haunts are simply not sophisticated enough to pull off. This is worth the drive no matter how far you are coming from.’
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Fear Farm (Chino)
‘Fear Farm and Keys2Fear Productions are proud to announce they are joining forces to create the Inland Empire’s newest multi-attraction scream park, Fear Farm IE. Located at 8900 McCarty Road, Chino, CA 91710, at the famous SC Village Paintball and Airsoft Fields in Chino, California, this brand-new event will host five separate haunted attractions spread over 200 acres.’
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SLEEPWALKR 2.0 (Echo Park)
‘Our Tribeca Festival selected immersive show is BACK with an ALL-NEW 50-minute-long sci-fi/horror experience, SLEEPWALKR 2.0, coming to Echo Park this October! Enter 2044 Los Angeles, where underground entertainment troupes plunge audiences into the dreamscapes of others.’
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The Escondido Mad House (Escondido)
‘It’s time…. THE ESCONDIDO MADHOUSE IS BACK!!! As seen on KUSI, Frightmaps, and the Scare Factor!! Voted the best home haunt of the western USA!! Come if you dare, YOU WILL BE SCARED!’
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Blood Hill (Altadena)
‘When the Circus shut down everyone wondered where all the clowns had gone but, after 70 years, everyone moved on. They had forgotten about The Circus, and left it to rot. 70 years later and the surrounding neighborhood watched as the Circus came back to life! Surprise turned to horror as now they realized where the clowns had gone, they never left! Insane and demented, they have now re-opened The Circus, in their twisted vision!’
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Urban Death Tour of Terror! (Los Angeles)
‘Part twisting haunted house and part badass theatre attraction, URBAN DEATH TOUR OF TERROR will reach into the depths of the darkest corners of the human psyche. The monstrous freaks are here to terrify and shock you to your core! After facing the spine-chilling and risqué maze upon entrance, guests will be treated to a live show consisting of a series of shocking and bloody wordless vignettes and mind-blowing physical performances. Guests will then face frightening new creatures hiding within a reversed version of the scream-inducing TOUR OF TERROR maze on their way back into the real world.’
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Ghostwood Manor: The Wreck of the Crimson Dagger (Pasadena)
‘Two thousand feet below the moonlit tides of the Caribbean lies a spooky tale of greed and its consequences. Take a deep breath and explore… THE WRECK OF THE CRIMSON DAGGER!! Ghostwood Manor is a Home Haunt in Pasadena, CA.’
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Reichland Asylum (Riverside)
‘Reichland Asylum haunted attraction returns for our 15th year of fear! Featured on Season 2 of the Great Halloween Fright Fight, and one of the largest home haunts in Southern California with over 5,000 sq ft of walkthrough haunt and a display that engulfs the entire front of our home. haunted attraction returns for our 15th year of fear! Featured on Season 2 of the Great Halloween Fright Fight, and one of the largest home haunts in Southern California with over 5,000 sq ft of walkthrough haunt and a display that engulfs the entire front of our home.’
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Fairbrook Manor (Long Beach)
‘Explore the grounds where in the 1930s, oil heiress Victoria Fairbrook kidnapped local children and held them captive. Have the tortured souls of the ghostly children crossed over to the dark side, or do they simply want to…play…with you? You’ll find out…at Fairbrook Manor. Your soul is your entry, and we also collect canned goods & toiletries.’
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Rotten Apple 907: The Last Stop! (Burbank)
‘It was a long wait, but it was worth it. Don’t miss this one!’
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The Condemned Compound (Brentwood)
‘This haunted house started in Tracy. We grew such a fan base,we needed a new larger location. We moved the haunt to Brentwood ca. 2023 was our new haunt start and now on our 2nd year in Brentwood. Come scare yourself.’
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Realm of Shadow (Norwalk)
‘Welcome to the heart of the Lord of Shadow’s Puzzle Box – his Labyrinth of Lost Souls. Find the path out, but don’t awaken his guests. You have been warned!’
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Dread Town (Chino)
‘We are a small, family-run haunt, sometimes running off a skeleton crew, so we thank you for your patience. Plan accordingly as there are no restrooms on-site. Scheduled dates and hours are subject to change based on demand.’
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The Gershon Dungeon (North Tustin)
‘The Gershon Dungeon is one of the largest and longest-running home haunts in all of Orange County (32 years).’
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Burbank Clown House (Burbank)
‘We have ambivalent feelings about carnival-themed Halloween haunts: as a concept, we think clowns are overused, but in spite of our misgivings, Burbank Clown House is a great example. This home haunt uses tents, lights, posters, and rooftop decorations to obscure the house, creating the visual impression of a circus occupying the entire property – there is even what looks like a giant Ferris Wheel, which seems to be looming from behind the house.’
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Caitlin Manor Haunted House (San Bernardino)
‘Come visit the scariest place in San Bernardino … Caitlin Manor Haunted House! many themes and horrifying rooms of horror including the Clown Room, Zombie Room, Room Five nights at Caitlin, and the unimaginable Doll House. Tomb of darkness and Full of ghouls…you may want to write your will before entering.’
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Beware the Dark Realm – The Sanctuary (Santa Clarita)
‘The brainchild of Scott Sivley and family, whose haunt resume dates back to 1971 (predating the historic first year of Knott’s Scary Farm), Beware the Dark Realm is a medieval-themed maze that trades contemporary horror for ancient darkness. The enormous attraction feels unique in a landscape full of serial killers and zombies. Guests will encounter witches, crazed jesters, and perhaps even a mythical dragon. The Dark Realm manages to sidestep cliches while also offering an experience that is timeless and nostalgic.’
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The Chainsaw House (North Hills)
‘A walkthrough built to traumatize for years to come. Not recommended for small children. We pride ourself on unique props and nightmare fuel. The name says it all… welcome to The Chainsaw House.’
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Kamp Kaos Haunt (Jurupa Valley)
‘Great news!!!! We have acquired solid wooden walls for this year’s haunt! We just can’t wait to show you all the improvements we have in store for this year!!!!’
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The 17th Door (Buena Park)
‘The 17th Door has moved its over-the-top immersive experience to Buena Park, Orange County. As one of the scariest, most intense, and most interactive haunted houses in the country, they have continued their pursuit to innovate and push the boundaries within the haunt industry. With a new location, even bigger and better than before, comes exciting future opportunities and room to expand. The 17th Door is excited to present more unique experiences that have never been undertaken before in a haunt!’
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p.s. Hey. The Halloween roll out continues today with my annual wrap up of this year’s most delicious looking Southern California haunted attractions. Assuming most of you don’t live around there, I suggest you peruse these wonderments like they’re art, which they are, if you ask me. Or wish me future luck when I’ll be there driving all over the place hitting as many of them as I can. Or, if you’ll be in the actual vicinity, join me! ** kier, Hey! Fuck, I hope fucking Cloudflare fixes that fucking bug soon. They’re being yelled at from every corner of the internet, so you would think they’d get a move on. But I’m glad incognito worked. ‘Resident Evil: Village’ was great! I sort of half-played, half-observed my roommate playing it when I was LA for the long haul waiting to shoot our film. I think he had it on Xbox? I haven’t played the Re4 remake, no, but that’s my favorite RE game, so obviously I want to. I’m relieved to hear your face is recovering its true self. God, what a hassle. My ear is near-normal again. A doctor cleaned it out of an astonishing amount of crap and gave me anti-biotic drops that I’m near the end of my regimen of taking. Hey, Ottar! My yesterday blew because we got some bad film-related news, and I’m kind of in despair about that, so I’d rather not talk about it. We’ll survive, but it sucks. Today should be better if only by default. The game we made: We only have a walkthrough demo at this point. We showed it at an event here. We’re going to finish the game, but the film mess has gotten in the way. We made it while we were planning the film, and it’s involves exploring a haunted, demonic house, basically. It’s kind fun, very deliberately old-school, early 90s style with out-of-date graphics and a super basic play through. I’ll show it to you one of these days. Keep upwardly swinging, my pal. Big love, me. ** jay, Hey, Wieners isn’t hugely well known, but he’s great and revered by those in the know. Yeah, the writing of ‘A Little Life’ was just unbearably shit (for me). Looking forward to ‘Starve Acre’, for sure. Let me know how the house party goes. It sounds like a good combo and nice and kind of fraught. ** Poecilia, Greetings, maestro! Wow, those artworks by you are amazing. And I’m super tickled and honored by the ones inspired by my things. Wow. I’ll show Zac. He’ll be blown away. Thank you ever so much! Let me try to share them. Everyone, Masterful artist Poecilia has shared some new works with us, and a few of them relate to either ‘Permanent Green Light’ or ‘I Wished.’ I’ll let Poecilia explain and point you to them, and I most highly recommend you visit the links because you’ll be very glad. Poecilia: ‘The last time you linked some art I did with your very kind encouragement, it was actually a piece that I didn’t like much at all (Cygnet version 1) but thanks to you I got the motivation to re-work it. Here’s Cygnet version 2. (Some parts of the first version I liked better, folds on the sleeves or that the cygnet bird stands out more, but overall the composition was closer to what I was trying for.) Now that I’m back in my art nouveau phase, here’s some Permanent Green Light fan art that I’m trying to continue in that style. I like swans. This next one is relatively the least flop of the handful of movie stills and character portraits I tried for: here. I love the use of light and shadow in that movie, but so I try to make studies of the stills and then I just don’t with the light and shadow that I set out to wrangle in the first place… but I hoped this all might somewhat cheer you up somehow for a moment. (I did get around to trying my hand at the backpack at the crater scene from ‘I Wished’.)’ Amazing! I hope you’re doing superbly! Are you? ** _Black_Acrylic, I think we’re supposed to get a teeny summer reminder later this week. Hopefully teeny. Yesterday got eaten alive by a mess, but PT is on my imaginary turntable and waiting for its needle. ** Bill, Wieners is a very favorite poet of mine, and an influence on my own poetry. Check him out. I don’t know what Gisele ended up calling the film. Yes, the actress did all the ventriloquism live. She was a ventriloquist by profession. The film is an edit from a test-run shoot we did for that ARTE TV series that never panned out. Gisele pulled out some highlights and made something new out of them. I’ll look for the photo you sent. Thank you! Sorry, I’m a little behind on everything. Very safe trip back across the world! ** Lucas, Hi. The poems I translated were by the Dutch author Gerard Reve. It was very tricky, and honestly, I didn’t do an amazing job, But I got really fascinated by Dutch sentence structure, which is very different from English and has a kind of puzzle quality, at least to me. So great to see your story in SCAB! It looks and, obviously, reads beautifully! No, not an IRL Halloween thing yet. I’ll be lucky to see a fake pumpkin in a shop window. Unless I go to Parc Asterix where they do it up with haunted houses and stuff. But I won’t be here this year for almost all of Halloween anyway. It’s kind of autumny here. Well, sort of. Like there are hints. xoxo. ** HaRpEr, Oh, a creative module, fantastic! So much better! Theoretically that parade of topics sounds pretty okay. Were the Genet and Mann books taken off for political reasons, or … ? ‘Nightwood’ is stellar, obviously. When will you hear about the potential room? Fingers stranglingly crossed. I’d say with Wieners maybe start with either this book or this book, which, as you’ll see, is free on Internet Archive if you’re a user of that site. ** G, Hi, G! Uh, I’ve been up and mostly down. What can one do? Amazing about your great start on the book. Productive and confidence maintaining vibes are being transmitted from me to you. Paris is into fall and very lovely. I am and have been very amidst never ending film-related hell and trying to find a way out of that. Yes, come visit! xoxo, me. ** Justin D, My pleasure, re: Wieners, of course. Well, there’s a very good reason why you didn’t know that Rolling Stones song, haha. A Kobe burger? What makes a burger Kobe-esque? I’m assuming Kobe is the Lakers Kobe. Carrot cake used to be the one thing I could make well. I was kind of famous for my carrot cake when I was in my early 20s. Maybe I should make some and see if I get famous again. My day sucked. But it’s over now. And today … you never know. How was your today? ** Right. I did my post intro up above, so now you can just revel in Southern California’s gift for making haunted houses until tomorrow when I will see you again.