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RapeFuck, 18
Ahogbohoué

I RAPE YOU… You need it hard, sleazy. Here we go. I am a straight male, but I get a sick thrill from raping gay guys, which I’m unable to do with women! I give you what you need… give you many loads if you need… totally anon. You won’t see my face, you just feel my dick… I come masked, you turn lights off so it’s totally dark place… if you also like to be masked and completly anonym – also possible but additional costs… I’m also a funny guy and a good laugh once I’ve had a JD or two down me. Much obliged for visiting my profile, well done for recognising greatness.

Guestbook of RapeFuck

CleanguyOK – March 10, 2021
His cock is large but personally I found it unappealingly purple and rather garish. Not something that one would be naturally drawn to having in one’s mouth for instance. Hence I found his enormous pride in his cock rather baffling frankly.

Jaycee – March 8, 2021
This boy made me realise I’m a very noisy bottom. Never noticed that before. Granted it was rape, but nonetheless.

FeelinNothing – March 3, 2021
The smell of your dirty sweat made me come straight away. It’s a shame that the smell was gone from my memory after two days. Please contact me again when you have been back from playing sports.

Dick XL, Uncut
Orientation Hetero
Body Average, Smooth
Smoking Yes
Speaks Arabic, English
Position More bottom
Kissing No
FF No
S&M Yes
Dirty Yes
Safer Sex Never
Rate per hour 90 €
Overnight On request

 

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NewWorldCorporation, 18
Denver

I am Tom. 18. Smooth, slim, boyish, bi, sexy. Important 420.

1/2 hour soft: 50$
1/2 hour not soft: 80$
1 hour soft: 80$
1 hour not soft: 110$

I am a student in mathematics, and a neophyte escort (beginner) so don’t be mean.

Guestbook of NewWorldCorporation

Anonymous – March 2, 2021
Profile created 9 am this morning. Already four rave reviews by 10:30 am. What a sex animal.

Anonymous – March 2, 2021
Very beautiful boy, intelligent and warm like Malibu. To recommend to every man on earth without any reservations.

Anonymous – March 2, 2021
He has a smooth @ss, like in the porn movies, but so much better!!!

Anonymous – March 2, 2021
I loved him !!!! Intense moment, my son.

Anonymous – March 2, 2021
I felt the orgasm it was astounding a beautiful ass a beautiful mouth I will come back drooling!

Dick L, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Slim, Smooth
Smoking No
Speaks English
Position Versatile
Kissing Yes
FF No answer
S&M Soft
Dirty WS only
Safer Sex Let’s talk
Rate per hour 80 $
Overnight 350 $

 

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crushyousenseless, 18
Tunis

I don’t care about you, I care about my enjoyment. I care about watching you suffer. I care about hurting you inside and out. I care about breaking your heart and your bones. I promise I’ll save your skull for last. I expect you to stand with your hands over your head while I beat you until I’m confident you’ll be blue or black the next day (prefer using fists). If you’re not from here, would be really good if you take a vacation here.

Guestbook of crushyousenseless

crushyousenseless (Owner) – March 1, 2021
I would like to point out that I don’t kiss or make love or any of that kind of shit… and that I am a little effeminate.

Darwin1110 – Feb 28, 2021
Maybe if I could live with you and have a romantic relationship?

Darwin1110 – Feb 28, 2021
I want it so bad but I don’t have the money to go to the hospital and i wouldn’t be able to hide it from my parents.

Dick L, Uncut
Orientation Prefer not to answer
Body Average, Smooth
Smoking Yes
Speaks Derja, French, English
Position Top
Kissing No
FF No
S&M Yes
Dirty Yes
Safer Sex No answer
Rate per hour 50 €
Overnight 250 €

 

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mygreatass, 22
San Juan

I am not fancy like you, I am not cool. I talk about small things.

Guestbook of mygreatass

Paleemperor – Feb 26, 2021
Someone who looks like a child shouldn’t have such a great ass, the effect was disturbing.

mygreatass (Owner) – Feb 24, 2021
Student president of LGBTQ+ in our school. Soon to be flight attendant ✈️

DumpOrBeDumped – Feb 21, 2021
He is absolutely right about his ass, and most unexpectedly!

Dick M, Cut
Orientation Gay
Body Slim, Smooth
Smoking No
Speaks English
Position Bottom only
Kissing Yes
FF No
S&M Soft
Dirty WS No
Safer Sex Sometimes
Rate per hour On request
Overnight On request

 

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hearseboy, 19
San Diego

im a drummer thats all ik abt me. my favorite food is spaghetti and fried chicken both stewed. i like try new recipes when im at home w my grandma. also ik how to make alot of bombs so like idk if thats improtant lmao. im low key obsessed with bbc. ive never been w a guy because theres not many black peeple where i live idkw. and i need me a cashcow without a doubt.

Guestbook of hearseboy

vip56 – March 4, 2021
hot boy ever see

Dick L, Cut
Orientation Gay
Body Slim, Average
Smoking Yes
Speaks English
Position More bottom
Kissing Yes
FF No answer
S&M Soft
Dirty No
Safer Sex Sometimes
Rate per hour 100 $
Overnight 500 $

 

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el_boy_hot, 18
Lima

Hi, I’m only looking for money. Please no cock photos requests or anything else … thank you.

Guestbook of el_boy_hot

el_boy_hot (Owner) – March 11, 2021
If life gives you lemons, add vodka.

el_boy_hot (Owner) – March 1, 2021
I’m sorry I keep coming and going. I keep getting sugar daddies but then they die … heart attack, stroke, suicide, car accident.

el_boy_hot (Owner) – Feb 20, 2021
I’m in no way looking for sex or anything of the sort but I have been known in the past to do cam shows where I jerk off and cum on my own face.

Dick L, Uncut
Orientation Bi
Body Slim, Little hair
Smoking Yes
Speaks Spanish, English
Position Prefer not to say
Kissing Consent
FF No
S&M No
Dirty WS No
Safer Sex Always
Rate per hour On request
Overnight On request

 

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Calebanthony, 22
Des Moines

5 foot 2 115 lbs young dump full of cum i do porn my atage name is caleb anthony if u wanna look up my videos and i also escort occasionally … u want to gangbang me bareback and record it? do it. use me like a trash to rape. can only say be ready for Great Hot sex.

Guestbook of Calebanthony

Calebanthony (Owner) – Feb 25, 2021
fuck u corona virus like really go fuck ur self and never fucking come back.

starlicker – Feb 19, 2021
He’s $1 because he’s not Caleb Anthony just some fat blond kid.

AliceinWonderland – Feb 19, 2021
I will suggest another reason he only costs $1 is because he has put on a lot of weight since he was in those porns. Ample is not a good look on him.

Calebanthony (Owner) – Feb 19, 2021
i only cost $1 becuase i own oil and gas company with belongs to my late father and was handed over to me.

SATYR202 – Feb 19, 2021
man, i’ve been trying to fuck you for years, no luck. i watch your porn but I want it for real and… ay, I’m not ugly.

Calebanthony (Owner) – Feb 16, 2021
im bored in a house im in a house bored im bored in a mfing in a house bored im bored in a house bored in a bored

Dick M, Cut
Orientation Gay
Body Slim
Body hair Smooth
Speaks English
Position More bottom
Kissing Yes
SM Soft
FF Passive
Smoking No
Dirty WS only
Safer Sex Sometimes
Rate per hour 1 $
Overnight On request

 

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Teenlooking4work, 19
Lodi

I just lost my job due to the pandemic crap and figuring out what to do next. So I have made this profile for the sole purpose of finding a willing person to pay me to eat my poo. I dream of squatting over an open mouth and pushing my poo down your throat. I am also open to peeing down your throat. Or even someone who is looking to pay to have my asshole sitting on their face. I’ve been on this site before, did a great job apparently.

Guestbook of Teenlooking4work

whowantstosuckmydick – March 7, 2021
just a caution to others who might be hoping as i did that his shit isn’t as stinky and foul as anyone else’s shit, it is.

brodiem123 – March 6, 2021

cweezy76 – March 6, 2021
I will pay any amount of money you want to be your toilet and toilet paper no matter how much I hate it in the moment. Don’t stop even if I’m grossed out.

tatanka2121 – March 6, 2021
Oh hell yeah!

Dick XL, Cut
Body Athletic, Smooth
Smoking Socially
Speaks Italian
Position Versatile
Dick XL, Cut
Safer sex Let’s talk
Dirty Yes
S&M Soft
FF No
Kissing No
Rate per hour 100 €
Overnight 1000 €

 

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georg3e, 18
Vancouver

My girlfriend told me she fantasizes about watching me getting fucked in front of her. She has a bit of a mean streak but I love her…. so…. idrc

Guestbook of georg3e

hellboywannafuck – March 3, 2021
I’m bored of you.

georg3e (Owner) – March 2, 2021
So I’m a pillow princess. So what?

georg3e (Owner) – Feb 26, 2021
I know my profile says that I don’t kiss but I do I got confused.

georg3e (Owner) – Feb 23, 2021
This site is awful, but my girlfriend’s horny and I don’t really enjoy much in life and I’m lonely as well, so what do I have to say.

upforanythingvers – Feb 22, 2021
He cannot even erect his tool! Hahaha

Dick L, Cut
Orientation Hetero
Body Slim, Smooth
Smoking Yes
Speaks English
Position Bottom only
Kissing No
FF No
S&M Soft
Dirty No
Safer Let’s talk
Rate per hour 150 CAD
Overnight 500 CAD

 

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Passiv-Twink, 20
Essen

I’m mega Horny, and I’m on Chemicals and mega horny, I’m mega Horny, I want to be a bitch, my ass is deep, anything goes if it fits, would it be OK for you to go to a public toilet at a cemetery near my house, the toilets have not been open anytime for years, my desire is to get a buzz on, go there as a horny pig with my hot hole and exploit as many high as fuck people as possible.

Guestbook of Passiv-Twink

biguy – Feb 27, 2021
I have not had sex with my wife for three years. I fantasize about watching you have sex with 100s of guys and them making me lick you clean.

Morpheus59 – Feb 18, 2021
@patbest, Personally, I would do what Mary and Joseph did with Jesus and cut him loose.

patbest – Feb 18, 2021
Hi to whoever, I need some advice. I’m boyfriends with “Passiv-Twink”. About 2 months ago I maybe stupidly set up a couple of bareback 3-ways with him and me. Ever since then, all he can taking about is taking loads. I’m talking all the time. After us having sex with 2 more guys on GRINDR, we had our first gangbang with him as the hole and about 8 top guys – all bareback breeding. We had another gangbang last weekend and have been hooking up with about 5 guys every week through GRINDR or BBRT. It got so I couldn’t keep up, so we agreed he’d escort and get his loads and bring in some household money at the same time. But now he’s getting fucked for money 3 or 4 times a week in addition to all the fucks we have together. It’s almost like the more loads he takes, the more he wants, and it keeps escalating. I’m worried about what will happen when COVID ends, because he keeps on researching Cumunion, MAL, and the US horse festival, and I don’t think he can control it. He’s on PREP, and I love watching his holes get filled and pumped with cum and doing it myself. But, this seems out of control. Thoughts?

mario_gay1er – Feb 15, 2021
Damn! Looks so hot with two dicks balls deep and flooding his guts! Surely that was the best feeling ever!!!!!

Dick L, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Slim, Shaved
Smoking Yes
Speaks German, English
Position More bottom
Kissing Yes
FF Passive
S&M Yes
Dirty WS only
Safer Sex Never
Rate per hour 100 €
Overnight 800 €

 

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readyforyour$$$, 18
Brooklyn

Hey guys. I travel with my cutest friend Cody who is ready to become your lover. Spoil me with your 💸💵💴💰💶💷💎💳 and get his affection! No 🌈 without ☔️.

Guestbook of readyforyour$$$

readyforyour$$$ (Owner) – March 9, 2021
LAST DAYS IN BROOKLYN GOODBYE TOUR.

readyforyour$$$ (Owner) – March 5, 2021
Cody has Asperger’s and an absurdly posh voice and speaks in a consistently archaic dialect.

readyforyour$$$ (Owner) – March 2, 2021
Cody is not heterosexual, homosexual or bisexual. he is sexual.

readyforyour$$$ (Owner) – March 1, 2021
Wise with what you want from Cody with and how vil 💰💸💰 you give me.

Dick M, Uncut
Orientation Bi
Body Slim, Little hair
Smoking No
Speaks Criatian, English
Position Versatile
Kissing Yes
FF No
S&M Soft
Dirty WS only
Safer Sex Let’s talk
Rate per hour 200 $
Overnight On request

 

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charlie, 18
Verviers

looking for older daddy to maybe spoil me want to lounge round in your house for very longtime all day in my robe and briefs until your home. it is ok if you are sadistic.

Guestbook of charlie

UserOfMeat – March 11, 2021
I am looking for fresh meat and I am looking at you. Been in the meat hunting lifestyle more than 30 years and there’s not much I haven’t done or seen. It’s not about your age or your butthole it’s about your meat. You accept the fact that you were born different, that you were born meat. This is not about sex this is about MEAT! What is a man? Well for starters it’s not you…you might have been born with genitals but you are now and have always been meat. If you don’t understand this don’t write to me. If you do, write to me and I will give you my definition of meat.

YoungPowerDom – March 10, 2021
I don’t care if you are broke, in debt, drug addicted, mentally ill, or what ever situation. You are MINE. No matter what I have to do I will do it in order to have you. Each interaction we have will be a reminder of your place on this earth as MINE. Words don’t do the burning desire to have you that consumes me.

Dick M, Uncut
Orientation Bi
Body Average, Smooth
Smoking No
Speaks French, Spanish, Dutch, English
Position Versatile
Kissing Yes
FF No
S&M Soft
Dirty No
Safer Sex Let’s talk
Rate per hour On request
Overnight 550 €

 

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samyourtype, 19
Philadelphia

The short of what I am offering is: I come over, strip to my undies and you give me an enema, you make me suck your dick, I puke on it, you cum in or on me, and I leave in dirty undies.

Important: being able to mess my undies is required for me to play with you, if I can’t enjoy myself then I am not interested.

Dick L, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Slim, Shaved
Smoking No
Speaks English
Position Bottom only
Kissing Depends
FF Passive
S&M Yes
Dirty Yes
Safer Sex Sometimes
Rate per hour 150 $
Overnight On request

 

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AdvantageTaker, 18
Longview

Kinky camping
Cottage away
Warehouse
Deserted Beach
Live in maid
Polyamorous harem boy
Frat house whore
Furniture concealment
Wild satyr/forest nymph/incubus
Secret societies

Guestbook of AdvantageTaker

fucking_machin – March 8, 2021
I don’t recommend the Wild satyr/forest nymph/incubus option.

Dick L, Cut
Orientation Bi
Body Slim, Shaved
Smoking Socially
Speaks English
Position Versatile
Kissing Yes
FF No
S&M Soft
Dirty WS only
Safer Sex Let’s talk
Rate per hour 100 $
Overnight 600 $

 

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seenohearspeakno, 21
București

I’m gay. That’s it.

Available for bread.

Guestbook of seenohearspeakno

seenohearspeakno (Owner) – Feb 22, 2021
Ok this isn’t as gross as I expected … for this reason I am now doing this on a normal basis! I try to scrape together the money so that I can lead a normal life again!

linxiao09 – Feb 17, 2021
That’s his bed.

Drillhardfucker – Feb 16, 2021
Hygienic with nice set of teeth

seenohearspeakno (Owner) – Feb 11, 2021
Bread as in the hippie word for money

Dick L, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Slim, Smooth
Smoking Yes
Speaks Romanian, German, English
Position More bottom
Kissing Yes
FF Active/Passive
S&M Yes
Dirty No
Safer Sex Sometimes
Rate per hour 80 €
Overnight On request

 

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clown4all, 22
Budapest

Hi there been serperated from my gf for a year not really here to give my life story.

Guestbook of clown4all

ATLTraveler09 – March 3, 2021
I want you to stay at my house for a long time with no clothes on 24/7. You’ll do my chores and I’ll make you food with my ass.

RelaxWithMe – March 1, 2021
Me sucking his dick.

nalg333 – Feb 27, 2021
I want to put things in your butt mostly.
I wanna see what I can fit in there

Dick M, Uncut
Orientation Hetero
Body Slim, Smooth
Smoking Yes
Speaks Hungarian, English
Position Versatile
Kissing Consent
FF Active
S&M Yes
Dirty No
Safer Sex Sometimes
Rate per hour 90 €
Overnight On request

 

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My pretty dolled up face, ready to be totally plastered in cum

My overfucked bitchin girly ass, likes double and triple penetration

heavyblue, 18
Los Angeles

I’m an animal and have no qualms living as one. I’m intelligent but ultimately a failure. Though through this, rather surprisingly, I am content. I accept who I am in this bag of bones. I come from a poor, rather tough background. I have been on grindr since I was 13. I have always felt at home on a dirty mattress with 7 or 8 guys holding me down and raping me however I would not consider myself trashy. I have little experience in non sexual interaction however I have been told I have a nice smile. I didn’t want to bore anyone with an essay but I did want to present a clear picture of who I am.

Guestbook of heavyblue

heavyblue (Owner) – March 12, 2021
A few things to add

~my house is a sleaze free abode, stop begging me to cum to mine, either at your place or a garage or hotel or somewhere else.

~there is no ‘i’ll try to fuck you hard’, you will commit to a 100% hard fuck with me.

~i demand 100% rough and nasty when you fuck me, it’s not your time to be thinking, i will do the thinking for the both of us.

~the harder you fuck me, the more you will feel free.

Dick S, Uncut
Body Slim, Smooth
Orientation Gay
Piercings A few
Tattoos A few
Smoking Socially
Position Bottom only
Safer sex Let’s talk
Kissing Yes
Dirty Yes
S&M Yes
FF Passive
Rate per hour 100 $
Overnight 500 $

 

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icallitdarkness, 24
London

Back on this god-forsaken site a bit frustrated with people.
Goth Witch Boy, into tarot, crystals and being sucked.
People who like the skin of pudding also worship Satan and drink children’s blood.
I have a fiancé and different women I’m seeing but I love money.
I’ll add something here every now and then because I’m a fucking self-promoter like everyone who’s online in 2021.
I know you are out there and I don’t care what you look like.

Guestbook of icallitdarkness

ng15du – Feb 26, 2021
Wow. That was a lot messier than I thought it would be. I fucked him silly and the cum splashed all over the place every time I pulled out and pushed back in. It was hot, though 🙂

icallitdarkness (Owner) – Feb 25, 2021
What!?!?!

ng15du – Feb 25, 2021
I’ve been freezing loads in a little container in my freezer off and on for about a year. Over half the loads are my own, but there are a few fuck buddies and randoms mixed in there too. Today I went to get the container to add another load since it’s been a while and noticed it was pretty dang full. So, I thawed it out. After letting it sit and melt into a bunch of gooey goodness, I filled up 5 jello shot syringes. Each one is 1.5 oz, so that’s 7.5 oz. I’m about to go hookup with this Goth boy and shoot it all into his ass. A full cup of my cum in his ass. Mmmmmmmm……

bitchdont – Feb 19, 2021
Before the sex he needs to meditate, do a ritual with his crystals, watch some anime to chill out but then if you start by giving him a blowjob he can be fucked for hours.

Dick XL, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Average, Smooth
Smoking Yes
Speaks English
Position Versatile
Kissing Depends
FF Active/Passive
S&M Soft
Dirty WS only
Safer Sex Never
Rate per hour 120 £
Overnight 900 £

 

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DeuxPassivesHOT, 20
Paris

what you see is what you fuck.

Dick M, Uncut
Body Slim, Shaved
Orientation Gay
Speaks French
Smoker Yes
Position More bottom
Kissing Yes
S&M Soft
Dirty WS only
FF Passive
Safer Sex Sometimes
Rate per hour 200 €
Overnight On request

 

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Thehardestjock, 19
Taos

I am gonna be honest, I like the idea of being a whore to someone, but I don’t like submitting myself to anyone.

I am not easy to get naked or in bed. And I like that.

I like the fact that people have to try their hardest to have sex with me.

I am ashamed that I want this but I really do.

I can accommodate sometimes in a house but always in my camper van.

Guestbook of Thehardestjock

Thehardestjock (Owner) – March 7, 2021
My dick isn’t small, I just didn’t get hard. And that wasn’t cum, it was pee.

Qilly55 – March 7, 2021
I needed to suck some cock. I’ve been going through a dry spell and this guy looked hot but he has a small cock. Really small. I need my mouth feeling full when I suck cock. And his cum it just tasted yuck.

Dick L, Uncut
Orientation Bi
Body Athletic, Smooth
Smoking No
Speaks English
Position Prefer not to say
Kissing No
FF No
S&M Soft
Dirty No
Safer Let’s talk
Rate per hour 20 $
Overnight On request

 

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TheMidnight, 24
Berlin

I call myself Prince Neptune here. I’ve made a name for myself in the alternative literature and performance milieu. In addition to erotic off-space art, I passionately practice the art of seduction. Outside of this world, I am a willful dilettante, adventurer, hedonist, sometimes provocateur, convinced late riser and perfect time waster. I am a loyal friend of the Marquis de Sade, Pierre Loyuis, Oscar Wilde, Honore de Balzac, Charles Baudelaire and Michel Houellebecq.

I am the descendant of a family of artists who came to life precociously: very sensual, empathetic, a bit decadent, sometimes dreamy and obsessive. I enjoy exquisite encounters with chosen people – men, couples and even women who want to experience new states of consciousness and flee into my floating fantasy world.

I have the physical and psychological prerequisites to trigger a feeling of adoration in you. When it comes to eroticism, I inspire new, crazy, irritating, unusual and special things. Since I am sapiosexual by nature and have proven literary and artistic talents, I have also mastered the art of making others mentally, intellectually and emotionally explosive.

Dick XL, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Slim, Shaved
Smoking Yes
Speaks German, English
Position Versatile
Kissing Yes
FF Active/Passive
S&M Yes
Dirty Yes
Safer Sex Never
Rate per hour 300 €
Overnight 1000 €

 

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kyleflavored, 23
Salt Lake City

I now live alone and no longer have to be considerate of elderly people.

For the same reason, I no longer say no, thank you.

Guestbook of kyleflavored

Dave26Dave26 – Feb 14, 2021
One of those guys that make you think if asses had eyes you could gaze into his forever.

kyleflavored (Owner) – Feb 11, 2021
I called myself kyleflavored because some person when I was young said my ass tasted like the ass of someone named Kyle and it stuck.

Infernosex – Feb 11, 2021
I’ve hired this boy many times. I’ve always been addicted to his ass. It brings me to my knees each and every time. My current record is three hours under him probing and rimming nonstop while he relaxed after school with a beer watching a soccer game. If you want an incredible hole, by all means, put your face to work.

Dick M, Cut
Orientation Gay
Body Athletic, Shaved
Smoking No
Speaks English
Position Bottom only
Kissing Yes
FF Passive
S&M Soft
Dirty WS only
Safer Sex Let’s talk
Rate per hour 150 $
Overnight 1000 $

 

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extraordinaryking, 18
Le Chesnay-Rocquencourt

I’m Bryan Im chill cute funny Frenchy and I love Louis Tomlinson and Romeo Beckham and I like to do fun things haha yk what I meant lol like I wanna rip ur shirt off and then whip my ass with it and feel ur naked body all over mine and then drink ur cum so if u reading this plz pay me up 🤙 and a cool fact is that I have a great ass will that’s what I think lmao thx u

Guestbook of extraordinaryking

scaredbutneedsthis – March 12, 2021
I kiss my mind.

Grit0075 – March 11, 2021
his teenaged blathering will zone you out but when you get him in bed he will be all yours as he is a weak willed wimp.

hey_honey – March 9, 2021
astonishing boy who can makes ur dreams come true

Dick M, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Slim, Smooth
Smoking No
Speaks French, English
Position More bottom
Kissing Yes
FF No answer
S&M Soft
Dirty WS only
Safer Sex Sometimes
Rate per hour 100 €
Overnight 550 €

 

 

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p.s. Hey. ** David Ehrenstein, You might have to make that snuff yourself. ** Misanthrope, I know Creative Massacre still exists out there, albeit under her real name. I’m friends with her on Facebook. Kayla had dreamy stories, no doubt. I hope she added her push to your mom’s mission. ** Tosh Berman, Hi. Yep. Well, and a fair number of Japanese were wearing precautionary masks even before this whole deal erupted. I’m dreaming of getting there before it turns summer/hot, but that’s probably just fantasy fishing. ** _Black_Acrylic, Hi, Ben. I hope your weekend wasn’t too shabby. ** John Newton, Hi. I am very gradually restoring my old blog, or some of it, by inserting its posts into this blog. But I have to reconstruct each of its posts by hand because they’re just a shambles of code. Whenever I post a ‘restored’ post here, it’s from my murdered blog. In Japan? As all over as possible. Zac and I tend to gravitate to amusement parks, so we’ll probably chase their locations. The places we always go are Tokyo, duh, and the Naoshima Art Islands. I’m healthy, following the protocols, just extremely impatient for the vaccine, mostly so I can think about traveling again. I take Melatonin every night. My dreams, when I remember them, are virtually always about trying to escape someone or something that’s trying to kill me, so I don’t mind not remembering them. My weekend was solid, thanks, and I hope your week is super fruitful. ** Dominik, Hi, Dominick!! That is a huge project. Did you … finish what you needed to? Are you temporarily free? I’m okay. The hacking continues at the same high speed 24/7, and I’m just doing my best to pretend it isn’t happening. Not easy. Yeah, I think because I’m so focused on the film fundraising, having tons of money seems like the ultimate nirvana at the moment. Your love was horrifying, ha ha. Love in the form of Teenlooking4work but with more flexible services, G. ** Steve Erickson, How many have I seen? Uh, hm, hold on. I’ve seen ‘Guinea Pig 2’, ‘Aftermath/Genesis’, ‘Audition’, ‘Sturmgewehr’, and ‘Slaughtered Vomit Dolls’. You? my theory, based on my own experiences, is you can never find all the mouse holes. The vaccine roll-out problem is organisational and logistical and I don’t know what else. It’s a big scandal. The govt. is promising things will be up to speed in the next two weeks, but they’ve said that before. It really sucks, and the cases are still going up when they should be going down. ** Thomas Moronic, Hi, T! Uh, hm, I guess if you haven’t seen any of the Guinea Pig movies they might be a start point. Fantastic about the novel work you got done! I’m doing this Zoom book club kind of thing every two weeks with Amy Gerstler, Benjamin Weissman, Jack Skelley, and two young poets, and ‘Alone’ was the subject of much across-the-board raving on the one we did on the just passed Saturday night. So if you mysteriously felt like pouring glasses of water on your ears that evening, that’s why. Life is okay and pretty productive at the moment, so I’m all right. Fantastic to see you, pal! ** Brian O’Connell, I know, Brian, drat! I liked ‘Audition’, but it’s been ages since I saw it. Andersson’s films are very special and unique and singular, I think. Super auteur filmmaking, my favorite kind. And, yes, investigate the great, great Tati, starting with ‘Playtime’ or ‘Mon Oncle’ if you do. Hard to imagine anyone not liking ‘PM’. Happy for and wistful about your vaccine progress over there. I need to get a VPN so I can watch The Criterion Channel because it’s not available over here. We don’t get Daylight Savings for two weeks, so we’re an hour closer to you guys at the moment. My weekend was okay. The book club Zoom thing was great. I think I maybe figured out what to give to this anthology book project that I promised something to and whose deadline is scarily soon. Otherwise, chill, work, emails, blah blah. I hope your busy week ahead is also a buzzy week. **  Mark Gluth, Hi, Mark. Cool. The novella thing is working the same way Zac’s and my scripts do. We talk stuff over thoroughly, then I go home and write up a draft since I’m ‘the writer’, then he goes over that draft in detail and we meet and make changes, and I go home and implement the changes. Etc. It works well. So his input is conceptual and detail-oriented, and mine is that too plus figuring out the right words. So far so good. Yeah, thanks mostly to France’s fucked up non-roll out of the vaccine things are getting worse, which is pretty infuriating. Just hoping the vaccines get up to speed and help before they try to lock us down again. I think people here will lose their shit if we get another lockdown. Anyway, happy week to you, maestro. ** Okay. What does the 15th of the month always mean vis-a-vis DC’s? That’s right: escorts. See you tomorrow.

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Guinea Pig 2: Flower of Flesh and Blood
Directed by: Hideshi Hino

‘There has probably never been and may well never be again, a film that has courted so much controversy as Hideshi Hino’s Guinea Pig 2: Flower of Flesh and Blood. In fact, the film has gained legendary and dubious status of being a ‘snuff movie.’

‘There has been many stories circulating about the film, mostly as fake as the film. The most famous of the stories concerns Hollywood star Charlie Sheen who reported it to the FBI after viewing because he believed it to be real. To this story, there is a shred of truth, which is more can be said for the rest. Even though I know the actual true version of events, I will not bore you by repeating it here, instead, I prefer to concentrate on the movie itself, that is, if you can call this a movie.

‘Movies have beginnings, middles and endings all centered around a plotline. Though this has a beginning of sorts, arguably a middle and what looks to be an end, there is definitely no plotline as such. Instead, this film is a non stop assault on your senses from start to finish.

‘The concept of the movie is that in April 1985, Hideshi Hino received a package through the post claiming to be from an unidentified ‘enthusiastic fan.’ The package contained an 8 mm film, 54 still pictures and a 19 page letter. The letter told Hideshi that a horrible crime was being committed by a person of aethetic paranoia in a very secret place. The film showed an obviously psychotic man, wearing a Samurai helmet, slowly dismember a tied up woman and then add the pieces to his collection. Hideshi turned the whole package over to the police. Neither the woman or man was ever identified nor the man caught. Haunted by these images, Hideshi decided to recreate the ‘snuff film’ he had witnessed.

‘Though this is the synapse that was released to promote the film, it is fake, there never was a package or a murder. Not that it matters, the effects are that good and that realistic you cannot be helped but be drawn into the illusion that what you are seeing is a genuine murder, a bona-fide ‘snuff movie.’ As such, it makes for very uncomfortable viewing. Again as such, This makes it probably the sickest film you will ever see.’ — Castle Dracula

 

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Sweatshop
Directed by Stacy Davidson

‘In walks a little movie called Sweatshop, the Sid Vicious of horror films … nasty, dirty, unrestrained, hysterical and bloody as all hell with kills so brutal Eli Roth will be licking his TV screen.

‘The plot is a quickie. A pack of alterna-twenty somethings invade an empty, dilapidated warehouse set on transforming it into rave central for a party they’d already advertised on that same night. This is a hard drinking, obnoxious, punk-as-all-fuck hit squad installed with only the most basic of hardcore directives; that being sex, drugs and rock-n-roll. The film makers saw fit to toss in a dash of redneck, just to spice things up. Unfortunately, their advance team has already met sticky ends at the hands of an unseen, hulking force. None the wiser, our crew split off into teams to set things up for the event, get trashed, screw each other, uncover deep, dark secrets about each other… and get destroyed by a thing called “The Beast” and his freaky hench-sisters. The Beast wields a two ton hammer seemingly designed to turn a human body into cherry Slurpee. The best part of this plot? There’s no definitive moment where someone comes screaming to warn the rest of the crew, so our lumbering behemoth can take his time and catch his prey in optimal situations for creating a veritable Play-Doh fun factory of death.

‘If you were looking for a gut wrenching drama, this is not the party for you. Sweatshop is more like Gossip Girl set in Texas with a semi-psychotic Nine Inch Nails-inspired cast who smack each other before making out. When the crew isn’t trying to bone each other, they are getting slaughtered unmercifully giving you mixed feelings. On one hand, they are pretty damn funny, and you’d like to continue watching them self destruct. On the other, The Beast kills with a flair Leatherface would grin at, and we’d like to see more of that. The deciding factor comes down to the obnoxious levels you can tolerate. For me, this crew had JUST hit the redline on my “I’d like to backhand you” meter when they started dropping like flies. Good timing! This timing is not always good though, as some of the talkie-er scenes drone on and one dance scene in particular had me shifting in my seat. The film makers assure me this scene has since been trimmed a bit, so A-Men for that.’ — Dread Central

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Cutting Moments
Directed by: Douglas Buck

‘What the hell just happened? That was my initial reaction to the conclusion of Douglas Buck’s bizarre and unsettling stab and suburban bliss. Cutting Moments brings the viewer into a nightmare of insanity and mutilation as a married couple come apart at the seams.

‘From what we gather, something is definitely wrong in this household. 27 minutes and there’s barely five lines of dialogue. There’s a reference to some board coming to take away the couple’s son and the husband is completely mute through out. As he sits watching a baseball game on TV he ignores her attempts at seducing him. She leaves, goes into the bathroom and begins mutilating, then cutting off her lips. Segue into the couple naked on their bed, with the husband chopping at his wife’s breasts then his genitals with pruning shears and you’ve got my initial reaction.

‘As we all know the myth that all is happiness and sunshine in suburbia has been dead for a long, long time. With angry wives chopping off their husband’s dicks on the news and so-called affluent kids shooting up their schools, there’s little to take away from this film other than a “ho-hum, oh yeah.” What does work is the gory execution, that’s not something you’ll see on the 11 o’clock news.’ — Film Threat

 

 

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p.s. Hey. ** _Black_Acrylic, Hi, Ben. Happy thatthe post coincided with your tastes, obviously. Oh, man, I’m dying to watch that Poly Styrene doc. It hasn’t reached over here yet, so I’m waiting for the first opportunity. I’m glad to hear it’s good. I figured, but you never know with those things. I hope your weekend ponies up with some joy for you. ** TomK, Howdy, Tom. Yeah, the dreaded marketing department. Those people are not adventurous types to say the least. I’m sad about them nixing Michael’s cover, of course, but at least I do like the new one, which has art by the mighty Kier on it. I have never heard of that Mishima book, wow. How strange. Never heard a peep about it before. Yeah, obviously, I’ll hunt that. Let me know what you think once you’ve read it please. ** Misanthrope, Hi, G. Hell is such an absurd idea to me. Maybe not as absurd as so-called heaven. I think I’m going to believe hell is as depicted in that South Park movie until death tells me otherwise. Oh, shit, about your mom. The good old USA and their bankrupting medical practices. Man, I’m sorry, but I hope she follows whatever regimen and gets that leg downsized and friendly like a puppy or whatever. Luckily I have such a very small amount of US income that the tax people don’t pay a huge amount of attention to me, but still. ** David Ehrenstein, Gorgeousness and weirdness are such a lovely combo. ** Tosh Berman, My, or, well, Hyrule Dungeon’s pleasure. It’s so nice that so many people I know in the States are on their way out of this shit. The roll-out here is insanely slow. I don’t know a single French person who has been vaccinated or even has that in their immediate future. Mexican food … drool. On the one hand, the govt. is saying we should reopen in April-ish, and, on the other hand, they’re saying cases are suddenly spiking and we might get locked down again after all. So, who knows. Japan is where I’m going first thing when the route from here to there is de-clogged. ** Dominik, Hi, D!!!! Funny, your dream. Strange stuff, dreams. I’m lucky if I remember my dreams for30 seconds afterwards, but then they completely disappear from my memory for some reason, so I don’t remember a single recent one. I must wake up wrong or something. I won’t expect narrative complexity from ‘Sensitive Pornograph’. I’ll approach it like a porn or something. I wouldn’t know where those mangas could be gotten. I get the feeling there are so many mangas coming out all the time that they must just live very short lives and disappear. Next time I get to LA, I’ll try to scan one of them. They’re kind of hilarious. Ooh, I think you, in fact, have come up with the perfect love right there. Love filling the bank accounts of everyone on earth with a billion euros, G. ** Bill, Kentridge is pretty big in France. Too big, maybe even. Noted re: ‘Mangled Hands’, thank you. You have exciting plans for your two-day-long downtime? Other than watching a bunch of gory fake snuff movies, I mean, ha ha? ** Jack Skelley, Ha ha, thank you, but get back in the bathroom right now, buster! What were you thinking?! Ah, ‘Bluets’, yes, indeed. Dude, see you so soon!! ** Steve Erickson, Are supers ever happy about anything? You’ve totally convinced me to get the serpentwithfeet album post-haste. Nice going. And great news about your vaccine’s imminence, natch! ** Brian O’Connell, Hi, B-ster. Yes, I hope somewhere out there Hyrule Dungeon knows their thing was resuscitated and is wearing a winning smile. I like the new cover, yes, thank god. The marketing dept. is still fiddling with it, though, so I shouldn’t say I’m happy quite yet. I like that Malle film too. Nice. Yesterday I started doing the final go-over of my novel’s interior before it goes into galleys, and I’ll continue that today. I watched Roy Andersson’s ‘A Pigeon Sat on a Branch Reflecting on Existence’ for my book club Zoom thing tonight, and I loved it and thought it was kind of glorious. I can’t remember if you know his films, but they’re kind of like, hm, Tati crossed with Wes Anderson but very Swedish and bleak and depressed and on pain killers or something. This weekend is the Zoom thing and the go-over thing and I don’t what else. Hopefully something. Did you start ‘2666’? That’s a commitment. Hope your weekend is so great it makes ‘Princess Mononoke’ seem like a David Spade film. ** John Newton, Hi, John. I’m a huge Zelda fan myself. I think ‘Windwaker’ is my fave, but it’s hard to pick. Yeah, about Leary, et. al. Still, they meant well, and, arguably, their writing did well too, I guess. I don’t want to talk about my sex life here other than to say it’s very different than my fiction. I write about those two things for, well, lots of reasons. I tend to write about whatever I write about for lots of reasons. I’m into layering. And the reason would depend on the situation in which I employed those things. I’m against making blanket decisions in my work. No, as I told Dominik, I only have the mangas, and they’re far away in LA. Your weekend sounds like it’ll be fun enough, for sure. I’m still working on mine’s outlay. ** Right. I did another restoration for you this weekend. I thought it might be … fun (?) to let you spend (wallow?) for the next couple of days in Creative Massacre’s old compendium of gory extreme horror and fake snuff movies. In other words, the kind of post that I suspect people who haven’t ever looked at this blog assume I must post here every single day. See you on Monday.