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Spotlight on … William Gaddis Carpenter’s Gothic (1985)

 

‘This is William Gaddis’s third work of fiction in 30 years. That sounds like a sparse stream, and misrepresents absolutely. Mr. Gaddis is a deluge. “The Recognitions,” his first novel, published in 1955, matches in plain bulk four or five ordinary contemporary novels. His second, “JR,” a burlesquing supplementary footnote appearing two decades later, is easily equivalent to another three or four. For those whom tonnage has kept away, “Carpenter’s Gothic” – a short novel, but as mazily and mercilessly adroit as the others – should disclose Mr. Gaddis’s terrifying artfulness once and for all. “Carpenter’s Gothic” may be Gaddis-in-little, but it is Gaddis to the brim.

‘With fewer publications so far than he can count on one hand, Mr. Gaddis has not been “prolific” (that spendthrift coin); instead he has been prodigious, gargantuan, exhaustive, subsuming fates and conditions under a hungry logic. His two huge early novels are great vaults or storehouses of crafty encyclopedic scandal – omniscience thrown into the hottest furnaces of metaphor. Mr. Gaddis knows almost everything: not only how the world works – the pragmatic cynical business-machine that we call worldliness – but also how myth flies into being out of the primeval clouds of art and death and money.

‘To call this mammoth reach ambition is again to misrepresent. When “The Recognitions” arrived on the scene, it was already too late for those large acts of literary power ambition used to be good for. Joyce had come and gone. Imperially equipped for masterliness in range, language and ironic penetration, born to wrest out a modernist masterpiece but born untimely, Mr. Gaddis nonetheless took a long draught of Joyce’s advice and responded with surge after surge of virtuoso cunning.

‘”The Recognitions” is a mocking recognition of the implausibility of originality: a vast fiction about fabrication and forgery, about the thousand faces of the counterfeit, and therefore, ineluctably, about art and religion. In the desert years of long ago, when I was a deluded young would-be writer tangled up in my own crapulous ambition, “The Recognitions” landed on my grim table (and on the grim tables of how many other aspirants to the holy cloak of Art?) and stayed there, month after month, as a last burnished talisman of – well, of Greatness, of a refusal to relinquish the latter-day possibilities of Joyce, Mann, James, Woolf, Proust, the whole sacral crew of those old solar boats. That, I think now, was a misreading of Mr. Gaddis’s chosen ground. He knew what monuments had gathered behind him. He willingly moved on. He was not imitating a received literature; he was not a facsimile Joyce.

‘Mr. Gaddis was, in fact – and is – new coinage: an American original. To claim this is to fall into his own comedy of ”enamored parodies weighed down with testimonial ruins.” Originality is exactly what he has made absurd; unrecognizable. Yet if it is ob-ligatory to recapitulate Mr. Gaddis’s mockery through the impact – the dazzling irruption – of his three-decades-old first novel, it is because “The Recognitions” is always spoken of as the most overlooked important work of the last several literary generations. Tony Tanner: “The critical neglect of this book is really extraordinary.” David Madden: “An underground reputation has kept it on the brink of oblivion.” Through the famous obscurity of “The Recognitions,” Mr. Gaddis has become famous for not being famous enough.

‘”Carpenter’s Gothic” should mark a turning. The title itself, the name of an architectural vogue, is a dangerous joke. It alludes to a style of charm that dissembles – that resplendent carved-wood fakery seductively laid out along the Hudson a century ago, “built to be seen from the outside,” its unplanned insides crammed to fit in any which way – “a patchwork of conceits, borrowings, deceptions,” according to McCandless, the owner of one of these “grandiose visions . . . foolish inventions . . . towering heights and cupolas.”

‘McCandless is a geologist, a novelist, a heavy smoker with a confusing past. He has locked up one room containing his papers, reserving the right to visit it, and rented the house to a young married couple, Paul and Elizabeth Booth. Paul, like the house, has grandiose visions. He works as a public relations man for Reverend Ude’s evangelical operations, which reach as far as Africa; when Ude drowns a boy while baptizing him, Paul in his inventive fecundity – he is a desperately hollow promoter – twists this into a usable miracle. Liz, Paul’s wife – wistful, abused, hopeful, humble, herself quietly deceitful – is, along with her ne’er-do-well brother, Billy, heir to a mining combine intent on scheming itself back into a business empire’s version of African colonialism. Paul, a combat veteran, was formerly bagman for the company under the chairmanship of Liz’s father, a suicide; the company is now in the hands of Adolph, the trustee. Adolph keeps Liz, Billy and Paul on short rations. Obedient to Paul’s several scams, Liz goes from doctor to doctor, patiently pursuing an insurance fraud. McCandless reveals himself as the discoverer of the African gold the company is after, and seduces Liz. But there is no gold; McCandless is a lunatic impostor. In the end, brother and sister die of too much imposture. A LL this crammed-in conspiring, told bare, is pointless soap-opera recounting. We have run into these fictional scalawags before, rotted-out families, rotted-out corporations, seedy greedy preachers and poachers, either in cahoots with or victims of one another, and sometimes both. They are American staples; but ”plot” is Mr. Gaddis’s prey, and also his play. Triteness is his trap and toy. He has light-fingered all the detritus that pours through the news machines and the storytelling machines – the fake claims, fake Bible schools, fake holy water out of the Pee Dee River spreading typhus, a bought-and-paid-for senator, an armed ”Christian survival camp,” fake identities (Paul, pretending to be a WASP Southerner, is probably a Jew), the mugger Paul kills. Plot is what Mr. Gaddis travesties and teases and two-times and swindles.

‘Yet these stereotypical illusions, these familiar dumping grounds of chicanery, harden into stony truths under Mr. Gaddis’s eye – or, rather, against his ear. He is a possessed receiver of voices, a maniacal eavesdropper, a secret prophet and moralizer. His method is pure voice, relentless dialogue melting off into the panning of a camera in the speaker’s head. It is dialogue that does without quotation marks, preceded instead by a serenely poised dash – a brilliantly significant Joycean smudge that allows no closure and dissolves voices into narrative, turning the clearest verisimilitude into something spectral. Speech is fragmented, piecemeal, halting and stunted, finally headlong – into telephones continually, out of radio and television. Through all these throats and machines the foul world spills. The radio is a perpetual chorus of mishap and mayhem, pumping out its impassive dooms while the human voice lamenting in the kitchen moans on:

— Problem Liz you just don’t grasp how serious the whole God damn thing is . . . the bottle trembled against the rim of the glass, – after him they’re after me they’re after all of us . . . He’d slumped back against word of two tractor trailer trucks overturned and on fire at an entrance to the George Washington bridge, – fit the pieces together you see how all the God damn pieces fit together. SEC comes in claims some little irregularity on a Bible school bond issue next thing you’ve got the IRS in there right behind them with misappropriation of church funds for openers, problem’s their new computer down there’s just geared to their mailing list if they don’t build their mailing list there won’t be any funds what the whole God damn thing is all about, you get these Bible students they’re smart enough digging up Ephusians but they count on their fingers nobody knows where in hell the last nickel went. . . .

‘And on and on: fire, death, fraud, money, voice voice voice. The voices are humanity seeping out, drop by drop, a gradual bloodletting. It isn’t ”theme” Mr. Gaddis deals in (his themes are plain) so much as a theory of organism and disease. In “Carpenter’s Gothic” the world is a poisonous organism, humankind dying of itself.’ — Cynthia Ozick

 

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Further

‘Carpenter’s Gothic’ @ goodreads
“Carpenter’s Gothic”: William Gaddis’s Compositional Self
A Census of Carpenter’s Gothic
Blog about the first 96 pages of William Gaddis’s novel Carpenter’s Gothic
Carpenter’s Gothic Reader’s Guide
Carpenter’s Gothic – Chapter 1 discussion thread
‘Carpenter’s Gothic’ @ Internet Archive
Fittings: William Gaddis’ “Carpenter’s Gothic”
The Most Curious Career: William Gaddis in Germany
‘ALL DESIGNED FROM THE OUTSIDE’
Mysterious Skin: The Realia of William Gaddis

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Extras


William Gaddis in Conversation


William Gaddis Keynote at The Writer and Religion Conference (1994)


William Gaddis- Wanting to Write vs. Wanting to Be a Writer

 

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Interview
from The Paris Review

 

Zoltán Abádi-Nagy: Since over the years you’ve acquired a reputation for avoiding interviews, particularly those that address your work, let me ask why you are submitting to this one?

WILLIAM GADDIS: I suppose because I’ve got some illusion about finally getting the whole thing out of the way once for all. In the past I’ve resisted partly because of the tendency I’ve observed of putting the man in the place of his work, and that goes back more than thirty years; it comes up in a conversation early in The Recognitions. That, and the conviction that the work has got to stand on its own—when ambiguities appear they are deliberate and I’ve no intention of running after them with explanations—and finally, of course, the threat of questions from someone unfamiliar with the work itself: Do you work on a fixed schedule every day? On which side of the paper do you write? That sort of talk-show pap, five-minute celebrity, turning the creative artist into a performing one, which doesn’t look to be the case here.

Thank you for the vote of confidence.

And so I’ve the hope of laying a few things to rest; an interview I can simply refer people to when the threat of another appears, without having to go through it again.

You say a work has got to stand on its own. Isn’t it hard for a writer sometimes to adhere to this principle steadfastly? In other words, are you never annoyed by misinterpretations of your works?

What writer is not? And unless you’re writing “what they want”—I mean, some formula simply for the money—isn’t that our history, from Melville on? It comes with the territory, as the playwright said.

Now that you have decided to step out of your reclusiveness—and before stepping back into it—perhaps you’re dissatisfied with the image that is in circulation concerning your life and personality and views that you’d like to correct?

I’d hoped this interview would clear up some of that—what can be cleared up, that is to say, because trying to correct one’s “image” is as futile as it is irrelevant. Of course, if your image is really all you’ve got going—which is hardly uncommon these days, take a Henry Kissinger, for instance—you’ll want to deliberately distort the record to make yourself look good. I’d go back to The Recognitions where Wyatt asks what people want from the man they didn’t get from his work, because presumably that’s where he’s tried to distill this “life and personality and views” you speak of. What’s any artist but the dregs of his work: I gave that line to Wyatt thirty-odd years ago and as far as I’m concerned it’s still valid.

Here is another obligatory question. You have received recognition in the form of various grants and awards, including the substantial MacArthur Prize Fellowship. What is your feeling about that? How have they changed things?

Well, I almost think that if I’d gotten the Nobel Prize when The Recognitions was published I wouldn’t have been terribly surprised. I mean that’s the grand intoxication of youth, or what’s a heaven for. And so the book’s reception was a sobering experience, quite a humbling one. When finally help did come along, recognition as you say, a Rockefeller Foundation grant, a Guggenheim Fellowship, the National Endowment for the Arts, they came in difficult times and allowed and encouraged me to keep on with the second book and start the third. Without them, I wonder if I might not just have dropped the whole damned business, though God knows what else I might have done, too late even to be any of the things I never wanted to be. There’s always the talk about feeding at the public trough, disdaining grants because you’ve never been given one. I mean we’d all wish to come out with the fierce integrity of Samuel Butler, say, who never wrote simply to publish or published everything he wrote—The Way of All Flesh was posthumous after all—and that has been the luxury of the MacArthur. But then I never was a fellow to rush into print.

Could you say something about the genesis of your own novels? Can you reconstruct what was involved in your getting started with The Recognitions?

I think first it was that towering kind of confidence of being quite young, that one can do anything —“All’s brave that youth mounts and folly guides,” as we’re told in As You Like It. The Recognitions started as a short piece of work, quite undirected, but based on the Faust story. Then as I got into the idea of forgery, the entire concept of forgery became—I wouldn’t say an obsession—but a central part of everything I thought and saw; so the book expanded from simply the central character of the forger to forgery, falsification and cheapening of values and what have you, everywhere. Looking at it now with its various faults, I suppose excess would be the main charge. I remember Clive Bell looking back on his small fine book, Art, thirty-five years after it was published in 1913, and listing its faults, finding it too confident and aggressive, even too optimistic—I was never accused of that!—but still feeling, as he said, “a little envious of the adventurous young man who wrote it.”

What moved you to write JR?

Even though I should have known from The Recognitions that the world was not waiting breathlessly for my message, that it already knew, and was quite happy to live with all these false values, I’d always been intrigued by the charade of the so-called free market, so-called free enterprise system, the stock market conceived of as what was called a “people’s capitalism” where you “owned a part of the company” and so forth. All of which is true; you own shares in a company, so you literally do own part of the assets. But if you own a hundred shares out of six or sixty or six hundred million, you’re not going to influence things very much. Also, the fact that people buy securities—the very word in this context is comic—not because they are excited by the product—often you don’t know what the company makes—but simply for profit: The stock looks good and you buy it. The moment it looks bad you sell it. What had actually happened in the company is not your concern. In many ways I thought . . . the childishness of all this. Because JR himself, which is why he is eleven years old, is motivated only by good-natured greed. JR was, in other words, to be a commentary on this free enterprise system running out of control. Looking around us now with a two-trillion-dollar federal deficit and billions of private debt and the banks, the farms, basic industry all in serious trouble, it seems to have been rather prophetic.

Carpenter’s Gothic?

Well, that was rather different. I cannot really work unless I set a problem for myself to solve. In Carpenter’s Gothic the problems were largely of style and technique and form. I wanted to write a shorter book, one that observes the unities of time and place to the point that everything, even though it expands into the world, takes place in one house, and a country house at that, with a small number of characters, in a short span of time. It became really largely an exercise in style and technique. And also, I wanted to take all these clichés of fiction to bring them to life and make them work. So we have the older man and the younger woman, the marriage breaking up, the obligatory adultery, the locked room, the mysterious stranger, and so forth.

 

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Book

William Gaddis Carpenter’s Gothic
Penguin

‘This story of raging comedy and despair centers on the tempestuous marriage of an heiress and a Vietnam veteran. From their “carpenter gothic” rented house, Paul sets himself up as a media consultant for Reverend Ude, an evangelist mounting a grand crusade that conveniently suits a mining combine bidding to take over an ore strike on the site of Ude’s African mission. At the still center of the breakneck action–revealed in Gaddis’s inimitable virtuoso dialoge—is Paul’s wife, Liz, and over it all looms the shadowy figure of McCandless, a geologist from whom Paul and Liz rent their house. As Paul mishandles the situation, his wife takes the geologist to her bed and a fire and aborted assassination occur; Ude issues a call to arms as harrowing as any Jeremiad–and Armageddon comes rapidly closer. Displaying Gaddis’s inimitable virtuoso dialogue, and his startling treatments of violence and sexuality, Carpenter’s Gothic “shows again that Gaddis is among the first rank of contemporary American writers”‘. — Malcolm Bradbury

Excerpt

The bird, a pigeon was it? or a dove (she’d found there were doves here) flew through the air, its colour lost in what light remained. It might have been the wad of rag she’d taken it for at first glance, flung at the smallest of the boys out there wiping mud from his cheek where it hit him, catching it up by a wing to fling it back where one of them now with a broken branch for a bat hit it high over a bough caught and flung back and hit again into a swirl of leaves, into a puddle from rain the night before, a kind of battered shuttlecock moulting in a flurry at each blow, hit into the yellow dead end sign on the corner opposite the house where they’d end up that time of day.

When the telephone rang she’d already turned away, catching breath, and going for it in the kitchen she looked up to the clock: not yet five. Had it stopped? The day was gone with the sun dropped behind the mountain, or what passed for one here rising up from the river. —Hello? she said, —who…? Oh yes no, no he’s not here he’s… No I’m not, no. No, I’m… Well I’m not his wife no, I just told you. My name is Booth, I don’t even know him. We’ve just… Well if you’ll just let me finish! We’ve just rented his house here, I don’t know where Mister McCandless is I’ve never even met him. We got a card from him from Argentina that’s all, Rio? Isn’t that Argentina? No it was just a card, just something about the furnace here it was just a postcard. I’m sorry I can’t help you, there’s somebody at the… No I have to go goodbye, there’s spmebody at the door…

Somebody hunched down, peering in where she’d stood staring out there a minute before, a line straight through from the kitchen past the newel to the front door fitted with glass, shuddering open. —Wait! she was up, —wait stop, who…

—Bibb?

—Oh. You frightened me.

He was inside now, urging the door closed behind him with his weight against it, bearing up her embrace there without returning it.

—Sorry, I didn’t…

—I didn’t know who you were out there. Pushing open the door you looked so big I didn’t, how did you get here?

—Coming down 9W in a…

—No but how did you find it?

—Adolph. Adolph said you’d…

—Adolph sent you? Is something wrong?

—No relax Bibb, relax. What’s the matter anyhow.

—I’m just, I’ve just been nervous. I’ve just been very nervous that’s all and when I saw you out there I, when you say Adolph sent you I thought something’s wrong. Because something’s usually wrong.

—Bibbs I didn’t say that. I didn’t say Adolph sent me… He thrust his legs out from the chair across the hearth from her where she’d come down to the edge of the frayed love seat, knees drawn tight and her hands caught together at her chin, pressed there. —When I saw him last week he told me where you’d moved, I didn’t know what you’d…

—Well how could you know how could we tell you! How could you know where we’d moved you never, we never know where you are nobody knows. You just show up like this with your, your boots look at your boots they’re falling apart look at your, that hole in your knee you don’t even have a jacket, you…

—Oh Bibb, Bibbs…

—And it’s cold!

—Well Bibbs Jesus, you think I don’t know it’s cold? I’ve been on the road sixteen hours. I’m driving this moving van down from Plattsburgh with no heater, I had to cut it out when the cooling system went. Twice, the whole fucking thing broke down twice and it just broke down again right up here, up on 9W. I saw the sign and remembered this is where Adolph said you moved to so I walked down here. That’s all.

—You look tired Billy, she said in a voice near a whisper. —You look so tired… and her own hands fell away.—You kidding? Tired, I mean that fucking truck you wouldn’t…

—I wish you wouldn’t smoke.He threw them, match and cigarette together, at the cold grate, came forward on a torn knee to pick them up where they’d hit the firescreen. —You got a beer?

—I’ll look I don’t think so, Paul doesn’t…—Where is he? I saw the car I thought he’d be here.—It’s broken, he had to take the bus in this morning. He hates it, Billy… ? She was up, calling from the kitchen —Billy? She looked up to the clock, —he’ll be here any minute I just don’t want…

—I know what you don’t want! He was up talking loud to walls, to the balustrade mounting from the newel at the door, to furniture —Bibb?—There’s no beer, I’m making tea if you…

—You just want me gone before Paul shows up, right? And he was across the room pulling open a door under the stairs on the cellar dark below, jamming it closed and opening another and stepping in without a light, standing over the bowl there. —Bibb? from the opened door. —Can you lend me twenty?

The cup rattled on the saucer, passing. —Oh I should have told you. This one stops up, I should have told you to use the upstairs…

—Too late now… he came out tugging his zipper, —can you lend me twenty Bibb? I was going to get paid when I got the van down there but…

—But what about it, the van. You just left it?

—The hell with it.

—But you can’t just leave it there, up there right in the middle of the…

—You kidding? The alternator’s shot, you think I’m going to sit up there all night with it? Send that heap out on the road they can come haul it in.

—But who? Whose is it, what are you doing driving somebody’s moving van down from…

—Like what do you think I was doing, Bibb? I was trying to make seventy five bucks, what do you think I was doing.

—But you said you just saw Adolph, I thought you…

—Oh come on Bibb, Adolph… ? He was down in the chair again, one hand cracking knuckles on the fist of the other. —Adolph wouldn’t give me the sweat…

—I wish you wouldn’t do that.

—What, about Adolph? He…

—With your knuckles, you know it makes me nervous.

His shrug dropped him deeper into the chair, one hand seized in the other. —Sit there in his paneled office I have to listen to every fucking nickel he’s accountable for to the trust, the estate, the lawsuits the nursing home bills his duty to conserve the assets I mean shit, Bibbs. No wonder the old man made Adolph his executor. He sits there guarding the estate with one hand, dealing out this lousy trust with the other him and the bank, Sneddiger down at the bank. Ask one of them for a nickel he says the other one might not approve this expenditure, I mean that’s the way the old man set it up. Just to keep us…

—Oh I know it, I know…

—Just to…

—Well it’s almost done, isn’t it? It’s almost done, by next spring you’ll…

—That’s the trust Bibb, that’s just the trust that’s what I mean. That’s how he set it up, just to keep us out of the estate, by the time we get there there won’t be one anyhow. Twenty three lawsuits Adolph says, they’ve got twenty three lawsuits by stockholders against the company and the estate trying to get back what the old man handed out in those payoffs. The estate is using every resource at its disposal in dealing with these cases says Adolph, every resource that’s Adolph. That’s him and Grimes and all of them do you think they want to settle it? Every resource do you think they give a shit if they win it or lose it they just want to keep things going, adjournments postponements appeals they charge the estate every time they pick up the fucking telephone they’re talking to each other, like they’re all sitting in each other’s laps picking each other’s noses two hundred dollars an hour every one of them Bibb, they’re talking to each other.

—But what dif…

—I mean every time I go in there Adolph has to remind me how they smoothed the way for the old man’s retirement when he could have gone to prison instead. I mean why didn’t he. He should have gone so should Paul, so should…

—Billy please, I don’t want to go over it again, just go over it and go over it Paul just did what he was told, it was all going on long before he went there anyway. What was Paul supposed to do, they even said it wasn’t against the law didn’t they? Even the papers, when the…

—Then how come there’s all these lawsuits? If it wasn’t against the law how come there’s twenty three lawsuits, if the old man wasn’t as smart as Uncle William he’d be in prison right now but he takes the fast way out like he always did, like he always did Bibb. He crapped on the floor for somebody else to clean up that’s all he ever did and there was always somebody there to clean up. There was always Adolph cleaning up that’s what he’s doing now, that’s all he knows how to do. Two hundred dollars an hour he’ll keep cleaning up till there’s no fucking estate left, you know what he just did? Adolph? He just gave Yale ten thousand dollars did you know that? From the estate, ten thousand dollars for Yale while you’re living in this old dump and I’m out driving a broken down…

—But it’s not! It’s a beautiful old house it’s what I always…

—Come on Bibb it’s a heap, look at it. Over there in that alcove, take one look at the ceiling and it’s ready to fall down, you know what Adolph just spent on those copper roofs at Longview? He just came back, him and Grimes and Landsteiner all of them, they were all down there. You know why? Reviewing the estate’s assets Adolph tells me, you know why? right now? It’s duck season. Go down there and blow every duck they can see out of the sky and the estate pays every nickel, Adolph doesn’t know a twelve bore Purdey from a Sears, Roebuck but he’s down there banging away at anything that moves. Conserving the assets they call it, so they decide to spend thirty seven thousand dollars on the roofs, I mean thirty seven thousand dollars. Those copper roofs they’re supposed to turn green to go with all that fucking moss hanging off the trees, Longview they call it Longview you can’t see ten feet through the…

—Oh I know it I know it…! The saucer rattled the cup and she set it down, —please don’t let’s keep going over it please!

—All right Bibb, but I mean he could have left it to us couldn’t he? Or Bedford, even Bedford, I saw Lilly…

—Leave you Bedford? You think he’d have left you Bedford after that last party you had there? That party when he was off in Washington putting cigarettes out on the carpets and all the broken glass and Squeekie passed out right in his own bathtub? and then somebody painting a hat on his portrait in the library with Day-Glo, you thought he’d leave you the house after that?—He could have left it to you at least.

—I never liked it. Paul would go crazy at Bedford.

—Paul will go crazy right here. Let Lilly go crazy at Bedford, I saw her coming out of Adolph’s office. She was in there trying to get some money to heat the place this winter, she’s scared all the pipes will break. Not a nickel, not from Adolph. He always hated her.—He didn’t hate her, he just didn’t like the idea of a big country house like that going to a secretary who…

—Who the old man had been screwing for twenty years? so he leaves her a lousy house without a nickel to run it and Adolph jumps right in and pulls out all the furniture? Where is it anyhow, those two big marquetry chests and those chairs from the…

—In New York. It’s all in New York, in storage there. We had to rent this furnished, for a while anyhow till they get their things out, or her things, I think it’s all hers it’s all kind of confused…

—But I mean what are you doing here anyway Bibbs, this broken down little town how did you…

—We just had to get out of New York that’s all, we just found this through an agent and took it. You saw me down there the last time I couldn’t even breathe, it’s filthy, everything, the air the streets everything, and the noise. They were tearing up the street it sounded like machineguns and then they started blasting right on the corner. They were starting a new building right there on the corner and every time it went off Paul went right up the wall, he still wakes up at night with…

—Man like he’s already up the wall, he’s been up there since he came back whose fault is that.

—Well it’s not his! If you’d been old enough to be…

—No come off it Bibb, I mean all that southern officer bullshit of his? that dress sabre with his name engraved down the blade from that half ass military school he went to? And I mean what he told you his father said? his fucking own father? That it’s a damn good thing he was going in as an officer because…

—I’ve told you! It’s not, I never should have told you that it’s not your…

—I mean how could he tell you! Like how could anybody tell something like that he’s already up the wall, he can’t get a job he can’t even look for one so he pretends he’s setting up his own business? I mean he goes in and tells Adolph he’s…

—Well he is.

—He’s what, setting up his own business where, here? Like what’s he going to do, open a laundry? buy you a washboard and…

—Billy stop it, honestly. It’s a consulting, being kind of a consultant, I mean it’s what he’s done before when he was…

—Paul the bagman.

—Please! Don’t, start all that… She was up, through to the kitchen. —Twenty? is that enough?

—Bibb… ? He followed her in, —I mean you know what he…

—Please I don’t want to talk about it… She’d pulled open a drawer, digging under linen napkins, under placemats, —just twenty? You’re sure that’s enough?

—It’s plenty… and as she bent tucking the napkins back he ran a hand over her arm bared to the shoulder, over the bruise there. —This some of Paul’s work?

—I said I don’t want to talk about it! She pulled away, —here! I, I just…—Bumped into a bookcase, great… he thrust the bill into a shirt pocket. —I mean you know why he married you, we all…—All right! I, I just… she came after him to the front door, —I just wish…—I wish too, Bibb… he pulled the door open, grazing the newel there, and he was out, shoulders hunched against the chill. —You any better up here? your asthma?

—I don’t know yet I, I think so. Will you be all right Billy?

—You kidding?

—But where do you, where are you staying, we never…

—Sheila. Where else.—I thought that was over. I thought she went to India.

—She came back.

—Will you call? Will you, wait will you hand me the mail? I don’t want to come out… She reached a bare arm for it, he slapped the mailbox shut and then stopped by the car stalled on the apron there, rocked it with one hand.

—What’s wrong with it.

—I don’t know, it just doesn’t go. Will you, there’s the phone, Billy? Please call me…? She came through looking up to the clock, sat down with a shiver. —Yes hello… ? No, no but I expect him any minute. Could he call you back when he… Yes any time, this evening yes any time this evening, I’ll tell him yes… She hung it up and left her hands there, resting on it, and her forehead down to rest on the back of a hand drawing breath, drawing breath, till she heard the door.

—Liz…?

—Oh. There was a call for you. Just now, a Mister…

—What the hell is he doing out there!—Is, who…

—Billy, your God damn brother Billy he’s out there under the car, what the hell is he doing here.

—Well he just, I thought he’d…

—The usual? came to borrow money? How did he get here.

—Well he, he just showed up, he…

—He always just shows up. Did you lend him any?

—How could I Paul, I’ve only got nine dollars left from…

—Good, don’t. Any calls?

—Yes just now, Mister Ude? He said he’d call back.

—That’s all?

—Yes. No I mean there was a call for Mister McCandless, it was somebody from the IRS Paul when can we get this phone thing straightened out, all I do is answer these calls for…

—Look Liz, I can’t help it. I’m trying to get a phone put in here under a company name, as soon as the…

—But when they shut it off in New York the bill was over seven hun…

—That’s why I’m putting it under a company name! Now God damn it Liz stop pushing me like this the minute I walk in the door, you’ll just have to put up with it. Hang up on them, now look what about your brother. Will you see what the hell he’s doing out there?

—Maybe he’s trying to fix it, the car I mean, he…

—He couldn’t fix a rollerskate. I’ve got to get that thing fixed, this God damn bus what was I, half an hour late just now? Traffic backed up all the way down 9W to the bridge there.

—On 9W? Was there, was everything all right? I mean…

—What do you mean all right, I just told you traffic’s backed up for three miles, police cars wreckers the works… He’d turned from the kitchen doorway to the one opened under the stairs. He snapped on the light there, —Liz? Look don’t let him in the house again, just don’t let him in. He doesn’t know how to live in a house, he doesn’t even know how to flush the toilet when he’s…

—No wait Paul wait! I told him not to it’s stopping up again, don’t…

—Well Christ…

—But I told you not to…

 

 

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p.s. Hey. At least two people here have managed to solve the Captcha verification bug by commenting in ‘incognito’ mode. So those of you who are continuing to have problems commenting might want to try that? ** Dominik, Hi!!! I’m so relieved that you found a way through the Captcha problem. I hope it continues to work and that others can circumvent that mess in the same way. Yes, the problems always have to do with the producer. He seems hell bent on destroying the film. It’s very, very difficult. New SCAB! Now that’s very, very happy news! Can’t wait! No, I don’t know ‘Fall’, but you can bet I’m going to find it post-haste. I too have a heights fear, but I will ball my fists and do my best. Self-lighter, that’s rich and nice. Yay for Hungarian! Love causing a certain someone to vanish from the face of the earth on countdown …. 3, 2, 1 … gone, G. ** _Black_Acrylic, Ooh, that track sounds cool at a glance. I’ll indulge post-this. Thanks. Those are cool lighters. Especially ‘Hard Edge Latitude’. Kind of a nice name too. It was Miss Kittin. I watched the ceremony, and I was, like, … isn’t that …? Congrats to the UK. I don’t think the US did so well, but no surprise. ** Måns BT, Hi, Måns! Oh, that’s okay, there’s no correct tempo for commenting around here. No, the film thing just gets worse and worse, and life is kind of hell accordingly. But we’re trying and trying. Trashy X-Mas sounds enviable indeed. Yes, making films is a whole, whole lot harder than writing, that’s for absolutely sure, haha. Great! Obviously I’m excited that you’re dedicating your talents to literature. Lit needs you, sir. Huge support on the writing project, whatever it ends up being. Do let me know how it’s going, if you feel like it. I’m both a writing process junkie and a fan of you. Haha, well, interesting about your PE teacher. If they like it, that might be a first for my work. Yeah, the only time I ever sip a little wine or beer is when I’m stressed out in a social situation. And two or three sips/gulps do actually help. I would say ‘IE’ is my favorite Lynch. I like Argento, sure, although I’ve never entered the passionate mindset that a lot of my friends hold towards his stuff. But, yes, they’re cool certainly, or quite a few of them at least. My week looks scary, but I’ll follow the sun, as they say. Wonderful to talk with you as always! ox, Dennis. ** Lucas, He grew up in the deep South of the US where evangelistic religion is kind of inescapable, so I think he had that stuff drilled into his head basically from birth. Thanks about the film situation. It’s really terrible right now, and good wishes are very welcome. Yeah, that you can talk about it is what will ultimately make it all seem doable and hopefully peripheral soon, I hope, I hope. No, I’ve never played Pokémon, it’s weird. I don’t even know what those games are like or how they work. I just know the characters’ physical appearances because they’re so omnipresent in the world that it’s kind of impossible not to recognise them. When I finally restart my game addition, I’ll finally try a Pokémon vehicle and see what happens. Happy for your Monday’s positive vibes, and, boy, I could use such vibes so thanks for hoping I come across them today. ** Dom Lyne, Howdy, Dom! I have a hard time throwing away used up lighters, it’s weird, so I have drawers full of dead lighters. And most of them are just generic, 2 euro lighters I grab at the Tabac shop. Strange, it’s not like they’re sculptures or something. I like the sound of your doggo. I’m so happy that it’s September and that the weather is even behaving like it’s September! Love to you. ** HaRpEr, Me too. Mine is still in a drawer somewhere. Here’s to your hopes strengthening and winning the battle. On my end, things have gotten even worse, much worse even since yesterday. My hopes aren’t helping, but they’re also not giving up. Have the best day possible. ** Right. Today I spotlight my favorite novel by the pretty great across the board American post-modernist novelist Mr. William Gaddis. Please have a look and read. Thank you. See you tomorrow.

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icommentonvideos1: I wish i was as cool as you hardcore, rebelious satan hailing fucks. ** Redpougers: dude….you seriously look tight as fuck… ** Ameerz14: u guys are the biggest losers ive ever met…wow why do people like you exist like its a waste… ** XtremeHDz: shut the fuck up you fucking gothic fucks u fuckin steal them from ur mom ur mom should of had a abortion u look like a fuckin gothic girl fag 2012 is not goin to happen ur a fuckin cunt. ** officialbhw: U r fucking right about eveyything I just smoked I’m 13 and I stole ciggerate and it was weeeelllll worth it we are all gonna die someday face it. So fuck all u hhaatteerrss.

 

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[TechB] is using his mind to control fire. Well, what he’s really doing is using a Mindflex to control a lighter. He’s using the Arduino Brain Library to read data from the head-mounted EEG and sending commands to his own fire control system. Said system is composed of a cigarette lighter and a servo motor. The motor connects to the gas regulator on the lighter, opening it up when you concentrate and closing it when your mind wanders. The result is a higher flame to show more organized brain function. The only problem with the prototype is the burns you’ll get on your thumb from depressing the lighter’s valve while trying to get your thoughts in order.

 

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スライドすれば電熱線に火が点るJii

 

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This is a cigarette lighter that’s shaped like a cigarette. That’s like a bread knife that’s shaped like bread. Or a space shuttle that’s shaped like space. Judging by its size, I think it’s butane will be used up in 3 days.

 

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A Michigan motorist stopped at a gas station and used a lighter to kill a spider on his gas tank, which resulted in a blaze that quickly engulfed the gas pump and the man’s car. The damage to the gas station was contained to one pump, which was destroyed.

 

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This Godzilla butane lighter is a nice solid piece of metal from the late 80’s. Pull his arm down and watch out as the big guy spits out a tounge of hot flame. Not only that but his ruby eyes shine and he makes a weird noise. He stands a full 2.5″ high.

 

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This is the shocking moment a car and two of its passengers go up in a ball of flames after a young man flicks a lighter. Taken from a camera mounted on the dashboard, the footage shows how one of the men sits in the front, seemingly at the wheel, while a second sits in the back. The passenger in the back appears to flick a lighter, at which point a loud noise of something igniting is heard, as flames rip through the whole car. One of the men is seen with flames covering his entire head, while the other appears to leap out of the car just moments after his hair is lit. At this point, the camera is knocked down.

 

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Bruno ramps up the pressure as Guy starts to lose it more and more and Granger plays it well – not as overboard as his turn in ‘Rope’ and believable throughout. It’s a great series of scenes, Bruno appears tennis courtside and is the only non moving head in the crowd, his tiepin then giving him away to Anne. When Bruno sees Barbara, Hitchcock pulls out a wonderful superimposition of Guy’s lighter in her Miriam-like glasses (the fairground music fading in), cutting to a telling profile shot of the murderer, his expression noted by Anne. This is top drawer stuff, absolutely gripping and inventive – beautifully performed and shot and executed.

 

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Dangers involved with using this laser cigarette lighter to start off your smoking session include shooting your eyes out. [Masterjoa3000] shows you how it was built in the video.

 

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One of most horrifying fires I’ve ever been to was started by a child playing with a lighter that looked like a toy underneath his brother’s bed. The boys, who were 8 and 2, I believe, were playing under the bed. It was dark, so the older boy lit a lighter so they could see better. The bed caught on fire, and the older boy backed up from underneath the bed and ran. He was scared- he’d started a fire! He knew he’d get in trouble… so he didn’t tell. When his brother’s screams got their 8-month-pregnant mother’s attention, the bed was fully engulfed in flames. Without regard to her own safety, the mother rushed into the room, dove under the bed, and pulled his burning body out of the fire. She herself was on fire too. I met this family in the burn unit at two different hospitals. The 2 year old was at Children’s Hospital, and the mother at neighboring University Hospital. The 2 year old somehow survived; the mother, and the unborn baby, eventually died. Fires like that are why I started teaching fire safety classes for Red Cross. It was a tragic experience, but not unique. It happens every day, all over the country. Next time you go to a convenient store, take the time to notice what is being sold at child’s-eye level at the register, and you’ll find candy… and novelty lighters. I guarantee it. And yes… every picture featured below is a lighter.

 

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A 14-year-old boy was killed instantly after stepping on to an electrified rail line to pick up a cigarette lighter. Elliott Ives, who was wearing wet clothes, stepped off the platform at a railway station and onto the live rail. An inquest heard the boy and his friends, Jack Lindsay and Jordon Hunt, had just been swimming in a nearby marina. There were more than 20 lighters on the track and Elliott, of Southsea, Hants, and Jack decided to grab one. Police investigating his death could not explain why there were so many lighters strewn across the track at Emsworth train station, West Sussex. Elliott’s mother Michaela Nichols, 38, said her son could not understand dangers. “You could tell him something and two minutes later he would do it again,” she said. “He was a typical boy, he never kept still and was full of life.”

 

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It looks like the classic match and yet works like a normal lighter. The flame even comes out at the red bulb so you get the full match experience without any of the struggle of trying to get a match to light perfectly.

 

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This is the shocking moment a young arson suspect is caught on camera setting fire to newspapers on a bus – which then bursts into flames. Police have released CCTV of the moment the young man sets light to the paper on a double decker bus in a bid to trace him. The lad appears to use a lighter to set a corner of the paper alight before calmly getting up and leaving at the next stop.

 

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A geek took some disposable lighters, took the things apart, and used the pieces to make tiny motorcycles. You use the lighter function to fuel the motorcycles, which then can sped along at 30 plus miles per hour for approximately 25 seconds.


 

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Stranger relighting the Olympic Torch in Russia with a cigarette lighter.

 

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VINTAGE 1950’S BARRE NOS UNUSED 1870 REPLICA NAPOLEON EMPEREUR III BRASS KEY CHAIN FOB COIN SHAPED CIGARETTE LIGHTER.

 

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Hi, I’m Angelo. This video depicts a cigarette lighter I made in my cell while I was serving a 15 year prison sentence in California. I made it from two D batteries, masking tape, heating element, and a scavenged wire.

 

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Exceptional example of the wonderful items which came from the Ronson factories circa 1929. In this case a young looking nude girl is tastefully rendered holding a tray which contains the removable New Yorker Lighter.

 

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You are looking at a Maruman T7 Vintage Lighter Fully Working Rare 12420. As you can see it is in good solid condition with no damage. The brass plate on top is however marked. It works great, has a good spark but shall need refuelling by buyer.

 

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Rare Zippo Lighter Fires Bullets, Not Fire: Roll the flint wheel on this lighter but make sure your face is a safe distance away from the barrel unless you want a mini bullet to hit you straight in the face. This miniature gun encased in a lighter’s body was sold at an auction in 2006 for around $6,810 to an unnamed buyer. Aside from the gun/lighter, the lot included eight 6mm copper-cased cartridges mounted in a yellow Ronson flint dispenser.


 

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Chocolate Bar Shaped Butane Gas Cigarette Lighter

 

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This toe-curling footage shows a cigarette lighter being removed from a man’s stomach after he swallowed it whole. The man – who has not been named – arrived at hospital after ingesting the object. He is believed to have been on drugs at the time. Eye-watering medical footage shows the inside of the stomach and throat as the doctor pulls the lighter out with a special clamp. It’s very fiddly work and it appears as though he may drop it a couple of times, but he manages to retrieve the item. Medical staff can be heard in the background breathing an audible sigh of relief as the yellow lighter is removed.

 

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TheAvalon33333 dude this fucking guy is a heroine addict, he looks like hes been smoking a crack pipe * splityourheart OK dude you have to speak louder. I can’t hear a thing you’re saying with my volume turned up all the way. Just for future reference, speak louder. * Jupiter Is this dude on meth? * Riahbear Lynn Hi you’re attractive. * gsmaster42 burn your hair * Gary Anderson why don’t you cut your fucking head off you cunt

 

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A woman’s car catches fire in shocking footage after she lit a cigarette while driving. She can be heard screaming and seems to have smoke coming off her back, but otherwise appears to be uninjured.

 

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A Chinese man, who set a fire inside a packed passenger bus in east China last week injuring himself and 31 others, did it to gain fame, state media reported on Tuesday. Bao Laixu, the 34-year-old male suspect was lonely and had a pessimistic view of life, Chinese police said. He visited Hangzhou on Saturday and got into a bus packed with tourists near Lingyin Temple. Video footage shown by CCTV showed him pouring flammable liquid and set it on fire. Bao is from the northwestern province of Gansu and has worked part-time in other cities, including Lanzhou and Guangzhou. He has had almost no contact with his family in his home village, villagers told police.

 

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My grandpa’s lighter from his work.

 

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My taser lighter thing. It seems to light cigarettes fine. But I wouldn’t use it to smoke a bowl. What a time to be alive.

 

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Because a smoker often has a cigarette but no lighter with which to light it, an inventor has developed a self-lighting cigarette that eliminates the use of lighters. The device consists of a container and its pack of specially prepared cigarettes. Each cigarette has an oxidized fiber ring added to the tip that ignites immediately, like an ordinary match, when the cigarette is rubbed on the side.

 

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Get ready to Rock-n-Roll with our light show guitar lighters. Each lighter is designed to look like an accurate replica of a Classic Guitar. These lighters have REAL steel strings hooked up to replica tuning machines and features chrome “humbuckers” and contrast pick guard. Each lighter features a powerful, fully adjustable flame and electronic ignition which lights the lights and activates the light when pushed.

 

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Penis Refillable Vibrating Cigar Cigarette Lighter

 

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JERUSALEM, Israel – Police said a woman at a gas station asked a man for a cigarette and when he refused, she lit up his car instead. According to KTLA, the woman was arrested Wednesday after setting fire to the man’s gas pump. And the fiery exchange was all caught on video. The woman has been sent for a physiological evaluation.

 

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p.s. Hey. ** Nasir, Hi. Sure. I saw an email from you this morning, and I’ll get to it later today. Take care. ** Corey Heiferman, Hi. Yeah, the blog’s commenting arena is really fucked up right now, sorry. I’m doing what I can, which isn’t much. Time Out (NYC) asked me if I wanted to interview Brad Renfro for them, and of course I agreed. Prepare? Depends on the person and situation. Usually just see/hear/read as much of their stuff as I can, check out other interviews they’ve done, think about what I personally would like to know … basic stuff. Not a ton new here. Galleries are reopening. Today they’ll start dismantling the Olympics infrastructures. We’ll see. For me, mostly trying to rescue our film. You know I’m big on early rising, and not just because doing the p.s. kind of requires me to. Good that you’re back into your work. And any guest posts would be a boon, thank you. Never been Poland. Always have wanted to. Hope to maybe next year. Lucky you, exciting! ** jay, Hi. Brad Renfro is kind of the epitome of the child actor who ended up going off the rails. I think you mean Bjorn Andresen? There’s a documentary about him — ‘The Most Beautiful Boy in the World’ — that’s quite interesting. I’ve never liked VR so far. It kind of makes me nauseous, but hopefully the tech is improving. Ouch, hearing about those injections made my nose itch. So sorry you have to deal with the pain and scariness. I’ll do a Guro post, yeah. I collect Guro, so I have tons. ** _Black_Acrylic, Hey, B. ‘Muscle’, sounds interesting. Mr. Best is a fan of the bleak, that’s for sure. Hence ‘Flunker’, I suppose. ** Bill, Thanks a lot, B. What’s your gig? I envy you the chance to see the DeSana/Paul P show. Curious combo. You sound you’re maxing the place out. Great. ** kier, Howdy. I used to interview a lot of people in my journalism phase, and Brad Renfro was by far the most obviously troubled person I ever interviewed. He’d recently been busted for drugs, and he wanted to talk about that and his general troubles, and he was really open and sympathetic. But literally as I was leaving the building where I interviewed him, his agent called me and started screaming at me that I couldn’t publish what he said about drugs and his problems or they would sue me. The agent even called the magazine and threatened them. So there was a lot of very fascinating, moving stuff in the interview that I couldn’t print. Ouch. The injections. Ouch. Paris only got up to, oh, 31 this year. Comparatively, we got off very easy this summer. Holy fuck, obviously I hope the physical therapist can take care of your back. As a lifelong back pain sufferer, I so feel for you. Oh, man, that really sucks. I love ‘Resident Evil’ games. That most recent one was really great. No, the weekend just brought ever more horrible shit from the producer, but we’re hoping to start getting things calmed down today. Wish us luck. We really need it. Bisous quadrupled. ** Dominik, Hi!!! I wondered if you got caught in the Captcha hell. The fact that you got through is hopefully a big breakthrough. It’s so frustrating, this obnoxious problem that I can’t seem to do anything about. The days/weeks have been kind of rough because of horrible film-related problems, but hopefully this week things will improve. How have you been? At the moment I think I need love to be my nervous system. Love making everything in your apartment double as a cigarette lighter, G. ** Lucas, Hi. Oh, I just told kier up above. It was kind of fascinating and sad. He was a very messed up person but very nice and polite. My weekend was consumed by film problem hell. The less said about that the better. It is honestly massively, massively unfair what we’re being put through. It’s shocking. So sorry about school bringing up shit and making you discombobulated. I really hope somehow that that part of the experience will move way, way into the background. Let me know how the Wednesday meeting goes. This week is so far all about trying to stop the film related madness and save our film. And hopefully see some friends and stuff. I hope your Monday gives you really good vibes. ** Charalampos, Hey. My memory of Castaneda is that his books are pretty ludicrous and must surely seem very, very dated now. Thanks so much about ‘Face Eraser’. I do like that thing. I think I’m going to read it at my reading because I think it could pop when enunciated. Thank for wishing away our troubles. Soggy, chilly love from up here. ** HaRpEr, Hi. I’m managing to stay sane, but I am an infuriated nervous wreck. My today is all about changing things too, so let’s be a mutual force for change at least until Tuesday pops up. Great that you’re working on the video. Intriguing premise. Cool, that’s exciting! ‘No bad place to start’: truer words hath ne’er been spake. ** Right. Today’s post doesn’t need any captioning help from me. Hope it suits. See you tomorrow.

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