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Spotlight on … Stéphane Mallarmé Le Livre (∞)

 

‘Stéphane Mallarmé was the darling of French Symbolism and the demon of Existentialism. Later, in the Sixties and Seventies, he was a central figure for critical movements from psychoanalytic and thematic criticism to structuralism, semiotics and deconstruction. We have had analyses of his work by Charles Mauron, Jean-Pierre Richard, Robert Greer Cohn, Julia Kristeva, Jacques Derrida, Paul de Man, Leo Bersani, Malcolm Bowie and others. It might seem surprising, therefore, not to find a single full-length biography published between Henri Mondor’s 1941 Vie de Mallarmé and Gordon Millan’s Mallarmé: A Throw of the Dice. Millan notes in his Introduction that ‘the man himself has been all but forgotten, eclipsed and overshadowed by his writings. Anyone reading recent Mallarmé criticism could be forgiven for wondering whether he ever had a life.’

‘There is a reason for this erasure. The eclipse of the author by the work is not an accident of Mallarmé criticism: it is Mallarmé’s principal literary discovery. It was Mallarmé himself who dreamed of ‘a Text speaking of and by itself, without the voice of an author’. The affirmative erasure of the poet from the work was a goal for which he never stopped striving: ‘The pure work implies the elocutionary disappearance of the poet, who leaves the initiative to words.’ And it was Mallarmé himself who created the myth of his lack of biography: writing to Verlaine in 1885 in response to a request for a headnote for his poems, he spoke of his ‘life devoid of anecdote’.

‘Twenty years earlier, Mallarmé had announced to his friend Henri Cazalis, ‘I am perfectly dead … I am now impersonal and no longer the Stéphane you have known, but an aptitude the spiritual universe has to see and develop itself through what was once me.’ But, as Leo Bersani asks in The Death of Stéphane Mallarmé, ‘what kind of poetry can a dead poet produce?’ Similarly, we might ask, what kind of ‘life of Mallarmé’ can do justice to this poet whose work arose out of the discovery of his own death?

‘It was largely by learning the lesson of Mallarmé that critics like Roland Barthes came to speak of ‘the death of the author’ in the making of literature. Rather than seeing the text as the emanation of an individual author’s intentions (always a probabilistic and speculative enterprise), structuralists and deconstructors followed the paths and patterns of the signifier, paying new attention to syntax, spacing, intertextuality, sound, semantics, etymology, even individual letters. In each case, Mallarmé had been there before them: calling himself a ‘syntaxer’ and syntax the ‘pivot of intelligibility’, writing a book about the meanings of sounds and letters in English words, creating a concrete poem out of typography and position on the page, inventing a style of critical prose as well as poetry in which ellipses, discontinuities and obscurities played an integral part, and criticising romantic subjectivity and bourgeois realism. Freed from conventions of coherence, authority and psychology, texts could be allowed to unfold as infinite signifying systems.

‘This is not to say that Mallarmé’s late, most stylistically radical texts have nothing to do with the desire for coherence. Indeed, one of the paradoxes of Mallarmé is that, along with his fragmentation of all the usual modes of meaning, he also imagined that ‘The Book’ would put everything back together in a higher synthesis. This impersonal, prismatic, grand oeuvre would also be a key to all mythologies, the ‘Orphic explanation of the earth’. Somehow the book would actually be the ‘musicality of everything’, not mean it. Another paradox lies in the historical specificity of his most abstract theoretical writings: one of the densest of his discussions of the nature of value, for example, also deals with the failure of the Panama Canal Company, Satanism, an afternoon concert series, an encounter with a construction worker, the authority of the Catholic Church, a vote in the French Academy, a proposal to create a general fund for poets, are all part of the texture of his meditations on what he often capitalised as Literature. And one of his favourite projects was a fashion magazine which, under various pseudonyms, he wrote and edited almost entirely himself. — Barbara Johnson

 

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Rotating Folio Leaves as Proposed in Mallarmé’s ‘Le Livre’


Folio leaves in Mallarmé’s Lacquered Cabinet in ‘Le Livre’

 

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Mallarme, The Book By Klaus Scherubel
‘A Survey of Materiality in Literature’
Le « Livre » de Mallarmé de Jacques Scherrer
‘IMPOSTURE BOOK THROUGH THE AGES’
Joseph ATTIÉ Mallarmé le livre
Mary Lewis Shaw Performance In The Texts of Mallarme
Autour de Maurice Blanchot. Le Livre à venir
Stephen Horrocks What Use is a Book? Exploring Stéphane Mallarmé
Graham Robb Unlocking Mallarmé
‘Mallarmé and the Elocutionary Disappearance of the Poet’

 

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mss. pages from Mallarme’s ‘Le Livre’

 

‘I would like to say a few things about Mallarmé and his aborted project of writing Le Livre. From an early age, Mallarmé had planned to write a Total Book in which all his work and all his energies would contribute and participate: a Dantean vision in which the world would be gathered and bound by the spine of The Book. In 1868 he described this still-inchoate plan–one which he envisioned would occupy him for at least 20 years–to his friend Henri Cazalis: “Mon oeuvre est si bien préparé et hiérarchisé, représentant comme il le peut, l’Univers, que je n’aurais su, sans endommager quelqu’une de mes impressions étagées, rien en enlever” (Mallarmé 1965, 99). Unfortunately, Mallarmé did not write this Livre-at least not as such-and indeed he spent most of the 1870s and 1880s stuck in a colossal writer’s block, a hideous inability to write anything, a crise de vers. In another letter to Cazalis he described this crise by noting that “le simple acte d’écrire installe l’hysterie dans ma tête” (Mallarmé 1956, 301). (Having just written a dissertation, such a line appeals to me.)

‘What Mallarmé did write were plans as to what the Livre would be like: some of these are highly refined essays, most of which are collected in the volume Divagations, and others were simply notes (I will talk about these shortly). In a certain very limited sense we are left with a pretext bereft of a final text. Indeed Mallarmé’s oeuvre-the one he did manage to write-bears the marks of this groping inability to write the Livre. As Leo Bersani says in his engaging study of Mallarmé’s crise: “The very crisis which threatens the writing of poetry sustains poetic composition” (Bersani, 2). If–as Mallarmé famously wrote in the essay Le livre, instrument spirituel–“tout, au monde, existe pour aboutir à un livre” (Mallarmé 1945, 378), then even the crise de vers ends up vers le Livre.

‘We seem to be quite far from Joyce here. After all Joyce did manage to write Finnegans Wake, despite much complaining and the exhausted near-abandonment of writing in 1927 to James Stephens, a writer with more stamina (see Letters I: 252). But the Mallarméan experience of writing the Livre–or, more properly, of not writing the Livre–can provide some insight into the inscrutable rapports between text and pretext: how pretexts undo the sacrosanct notion of an autotelic text even as they contribute to its eventual manifestation.

‘First, I would like to turn briefly to the remnants of the notes Mallarmé wrote in preparation for the Livre. Most of these were burned after his death in 1898, according to his wishes, but one notebook survived and was published in 1957 by Jacques Scherer in the volume Le “livre” de Mallarmé (with the word livre within quotation marks). In his introduction, Scherer characterizes these notes as an imperfect record of a thinking of and towards le Livre. Scherer thus defines them by some missing book which would have been their fulfillment.

‘The notes Mallarmé left behind deal very little with the content of the planned Livre, and instead concentrate a great deal on the form and format the Livre was to take, even dealing with such incidentals as its final cost. Unlike a regular book, Mallarmé planned to have the pages unbound, and so the order in which the Livre would be read would be subject to permutation. Each reading of the Livre would be a performance or séance in which it would adapt itself to its circumstance (cf. Scherer, 58-61). For example, the number of pages in each volume of the Livre would vary according to the number of operators and auditors present at each séance (Scherer 102-3). Verso and recto are to be interchangeable in the multiple possibilities of this volume’s binding; and so the Livre would not impose a single direction or vector of reading. Indeed, the notes seem to be experimental jottings concerning this variable ordination of pagination. In a sense, one could consider Mallarmé’s plan as an attempt to enact a manual or non-digital hypertext: a hypertext that does not depend on the latest HTML ordinance from Bill Gates or the WWW Consortium.

‘In Le livre à venir, Maurice Blanchot notes that this performative aspect to the Livre–as planned in the notes–would guarantee that the Livre will always be iterated variably, with no original. The Livre is always in progress and “est toujours autre… il n’est jamais là, sans cesse à se défaire tandis qu’il se fait” (Blanchot, 330 n.1) The Livre remains conjugated in the conditional, and this conditionality is what has impacted into a book, which is still, always, a livre à venir. Each single iteration of the Livre is always an imperfect manifestation. The Livre thus oscillates between manifestation and disappearance, a hypothetical disappearance of what never had been.’ — Sam Slote

 

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Jacques Polieri Le “LIVRE” de Stéphane Mallarmé (1967)

 

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1.‘This insane game of writing.” With these words, simple as they are, Mallarme opens up writing to writing. The words are very simple, but their nature is also such that we will need a great deal of time – a great variety of experiments, the work of the world, countless misunderstandings, works lost and scattered, the movement of knowledge, and finally the turning point of an infinite crisis – if we are to begin to understand what decision is being prepared on the basis of this end of writing that is foretold by its coming.

2. ‘Apparently we only read because the writing is already there, laid out before our eyes. Apparently. But the first person who ever wrote, who cut into stone and wood under ancient skies, was far from responding to the demands of a view that required a reference point and gave it meaning, changed all relations between seeing and the visible. What he left behind him was not something more, something added to other things; it was not even something less – a subtraction of matter, a hollow in the relation to the relief. Then what was it? A hole in the universe: nothing that was visible, nothing that was invisible. I suppose the first reader was engulfed by that non-absent absence, but without knowing anything about it, and there was no second reader because reading, from then on understood to be the vision of the immediately visible – that is, intelligible – presence, was affirmed for the very purpose of making this disappearance into the absence of the book impossible.

3. ‘Culture is linked to the book. The book as repository and receptacle of knowledge is identified with knowledge. The book is not only the book that sits in libraries – that labyrinth in which all combinations of forms, words and letters are rolled up in volumes. The book is the Book. Still to be read, still to be written, always already written, always already paralysed by reading, the book constitutes the condition for every possibility of reading and writing.

‘The book admits of three distinct investigations. There is the empirical book; the book acts as a vehicle of knowledge; a given determinate book receives and gathers a given determinate form of knowledge. But the book as book is never simply empirical. The book is the a priori of knowledge. We would know nothing if there did not always exist in advance the impersonal memory of the book and, more importantly, the prior inclination to write and read contained in every book and affirming itself only in the book. The absolute of the book, then, is the isolation of a possibility that claims not to have originated in any other anteriority. An absolute that will later tend to assert itself in the Romantics (Novalis), then more rigorously in Hegel, then more radically – though in a different way – in Mallarme, as the totality of relations (absolute knowledge or the Work), in which would be achieved either consciousness, which knows itself and returns to itself after having been exteriorised in all its dialectically linked figures, or language, closed around its own statement and already dispersed.

‘Let us recapitulate: the empirical book; the book: condition for all reading and all writing; the book: totality or Work. But with increasing refinement and truth these forms all assume that the book contains knowledge as the presence of something virtually present and always immediately accessible, if only with the help of mediations and relays. Something is there which the book presents in presenting itself and which reading animates, which reading re-establishes – through its animation – in the life of a presence. Something that is, on the lowest level, the presence of a content or of a signified thing; then, on a higher level, the presence of a form, of a signifying thing or of an operation; and, on a higher level still, the development of a system of relations that is always there already, if only as a future possibility. The book rolls up time, unrolls time, and contains this unrolling as the continuity of a presence in which present, past and future become actual.’ — Maurice Blanchot

 

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AUTOUR DU LIVRE (DE MALLARMÉ)

 

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‘I am the author of a statement to which there have been varying reactions, including praise and blame, and which I shall make again in the present article. Briefly, it is this: all earthly existence must ultimately be contained in a book. It terrifies me to think of the qualities (among them genius, certainly) which the author of such a work will have to possess. I am one of the unpossessed. We will let that pass and imagine that it bears no author’s name. What, then, will the work itself be? I answer: a hymn, all harmony and joy; an immaculate grouping of universal relationships come together for some miraculous and glittering occasion. Man’s duty is to observe with the eyes of the divinity; for if his connection with that divinity is to be made clear, it can be expressed only by the pages of the open book in front of him.

‘Seated on a garden bench where a recent book is lying, I like to watch a passing gust half open it and breathe life into many of its outer aspects, which are so obvious that no one in the history of literature has ever thought about them. I shall have the chance to do so now, if I can get rid of my overpowering newspaper. I push it aside; it flies about and lands near some roses as if to hush their proud and feverish whispering; finally, it unfolds around them. I will leave it there along with the silent whispering of the flowers. I formally propose now to examine the differences between this rag and the book, which is supreme. The newspaper is the sea; literature flows into it at will.

‘Now then—

‘The foldings of a book, in comparison with the large-sized, open newspaper, have an almost religious significance. But an even greater significance lies in their thickness when they are piled together; for then they form a tomb in miniature for our souls.

‘Every discovery made by printers has hitherto been absorbed in the most elementary fashion by the newspaper, and can be summed up in the word: Press. The result has been simply a plain sheet of paper upon which a flow of words is printed in the most unrefined manner. The immediacy of this system (which preceded the production of books) has undeniable advantages for the writer; with its endless line of posters and proof sheets it makes for improvisation. We have, in other words, a “daily paper.” But who, then, can make the gradual discovery of the meaning of this format, or even of a sort of popular fairyland charm about it? Then again, the leader, which is the most important part, makes its great free way through a thousand obstacles and finally reaches a state of disinterestedness. But what is the result of this victory? It overthrows the advertisement (which is Original Slavery) and, as if it were itself the powered printing press, drives it far back beyond intervening articles onto the fourth page and leaves it there in a mass of incoherent and inarticulate cries. A noble spectacle, without question. After this, what else can the newspaper possibly need in order to overthrow the book (even though at the bottom—or rather at its foundation, i.e. the feuilleton—it resembles the other in its pagination, thus generally regulating the columns)? It will need nothing, in fact; or practically nothing, if the book delays as it is now doing and carelessly continues to be a drain for it. And since even the book’s format is useless, of what avail is that extraordinary addition of foldings (like wings in repose, ready to fly forth again) which constitute its rhythm and the chief reason for the secret contained in its pages? Of what avail the priceless silence living there, and evocative symbols following in its wake, to delight the mind which literature has totally delivered?

‘Yes, were it not for the folding of the paper and the depths thereby established, that darkness scattered about in the form of black characters could not rise and issue forth in gleams of mystery from the page to which we are about to turn.

‘The newspaper with its full sheet on display makes improper use of printing—that is, it makes good packing paper. Of course, the obvious and vulgar advantage of it, as everybody knows, lies in its mass production and circulation. But that advantage is secondary to a miracle, in the highest sense of the word: words led back to their origin, which is the twenty-six letters of the alphabet, so gifted with infinity that they will finally consecrate Language. Everything is caught up in their endless variations and then rises out of them in the form of the Principle. Thus typography becomes a rite.

‘The book, which is a total expansion of the letter, must find its mobility in the letter; and in its spaciousness must establish some nameless system of relationships which will embrace and strengthen fiction.

‘There is nothing fortuitous in all this, even though ideas may seem to be the slaves of chance. The system guarantees them. Therefore we must pay no attention to the book industry with its materialistic considerations. The making of a book, with respect to its flowering totality, begins with the first sentence. From time immemorial the poet has knowingly placed his verse in the sonnet which he writes upon our minds or upon pure space. We, in turn, will misunderstand the true meaning of this book and the miracle inherent in its structure, if we do not knowingly imagine that a given motif has been properly place at a certain height on the page, according to its own or to the book’s distribution of light. Let us have no more of those successive, incessant, back and forth motions of our eyes, traveling from one line to the next back and forth motions of our eyes, traveling from one line to the next and beginning all over again. Otherwise we will miss that ecstasy in which we become immortal for a brief hour, free of all reality, and raise our obsessions to the level of creation. If we do not actively create in this way (as we would music on the keyboard, turning the pages of a score), we would do better to shut our eyes and dream. I am not asking for any servile obedience. for, on the contrary, each of us has within him that lightning-like initiative which can link the scattered notes together. Thus, in reading, a lonely, quiet concert is given for our minds, and they in turn, less noisily, reach its meaning. All our mental faculties will be present in this symphonic exaltation; but, unlike music, they will be rarefied, for they partake of thought. Poetry, accompanied by the Idea, is perfect Music, and cannot be anything else.

‘Now, returning to the case at hand and to the question of books which are read in the ordinary way, I raise my knife in protest, like the cook chopping off chickens’ heads.

‘The virginal foldings of the book are unfortunately exposed to the kind of sacrifice which caused the crimson-edged tomes of ancient times to bleed. I mean that they invite the paper-knife, which stakes out claims to possession of the book. Yet our consciousness alone gives us a far more intimate possession than such a barbarian symbol; for it joins the book now here, now there, varies its melodies, guesses its riddles, and ever re-creates it unaided. The folds will have a mark which remains intact and invites us to open or close the pages according to the author’s desires. There can be only blindness and discourtesy in so murderous and self-destructive an attempt to destroy the fragile, inviolable book. The newspaper holds the advantage here, for it is not exposed to such treatment. But it is nonetheless an annoying influence; for upon the book—upon the divine and intricate organism required by literature—it inflicts the monotonousness of its eternally unbearable columns, which are merely strung down the pages by hundreds.

‘“But.”

‘I hear some one say, “how can this situation be changed?” I shall takes space here to answer this question in detail; for the work of art—which is unique or should be—must provide illustrations. A tremendous burst of greatness, of thought, or of emotion, contained in a sentence printed in large type, with one gradually descending line to a page, should keep the reader breathless throughout the book and summon forth his powers of excitement. Around this would be small groups of secondary importance, commenting on the main sentence or derived from it, like a scattering of ornaments.

‘It will be said, I suppose, that I am attempting to flabbergast the mob with a lofty statement. That is true. But several of my close friends must have noticed that there are connections between this and their own instinct for arranging their writings in an unusual and ornamental fashion, halfway between verse and prose. Shall I be explicit? All right, then, just to maintain that reputation for clarity so avidly pursued by our make-everything-clear-and-easy era. Let us suppose that a given writer reveals one of his ideas in theoretical fashion and, quite possibly, in useless fashion, since he is ahead of his time. He well knows that such revelations, touching as they do on literature, should be brought out in the open. And yet he hesitates to divulge too brusquely things which do not yet exist; and thus, in his modesty, and to the mob’s amazement, he veils them over.

‘It is because of those daydreams we have before we resume our reading in a garden that our attention strays to a white butterfly flitting here and there, then disappearing; but also leaving behind it the same slight touch of sharpness and frankness with which I have presented these ideas, and flying incessantly back and forth before the people, who stand amazed.’ — Stéphane Mallarmé

 

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pages from the printed version of Mallarme’s ‘Le Livre’

 

 

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p.s. Hey. ** Dominik, Hi!!! Yeah, super central. Kind of by accident because it’s the only apartment I found that said yes to me living in it. (Me not being French, not having a proper job, not having a French bank account, etc.). Yes, it’s comfortable. The area’s not really so neighborhood-y, so that’s the only drawback. Ah, flexibility, understood. That is a good quality. I think I’m okay on that one, but others might disagree, ha ha. The weather cooperated, so my friends and I did the fun fair. The ice cream was not the kind of soft serve you get in States, which was what I was craving. It was too like normal ice cream, but it was good, mind you. The ghost train was pretty lousy, but at least it wasn’t the really boring one they used to feature every year. But, yeah, but not amazing. But I don’t think I’ve ever met a dark side I didn’t like at least a little. So rain check on your yesterday’s love, sadly. Love making my new iPhone which I finally bought and which arrives via the post tomorrow not so advanced that it takes me days too figure out how to use it (mine is so ancient that it hasn’t been able to accept updates for years), G. ** Dee Kilroy, Hi, Dee! Thanks for being here. It’s so true about his jacket, yes, ha ha. True. Agreed and agreed. Thanks again. How are you? What’s up? ** David Ehrenstein, He’s a jewel. ** Jack Skelley, Ha ha. Wait’ll you see his Count Dracula. Dude, have such a complete blast tonight!!!!! Love, me. ** _Black_Acrylic, Hi, B. Never heard of ‘Blue Blood’. Huh, I’ll find it. I do love me some early 70s Oliver Reed. ** Kettering, Hi. No, I think it’s great that you reached out to Darbz. It’s very thoughtful. I understand. Certainly nothing that you should feel sorry about whatsoever. No sweat, sir. What’s going on in your life du jour? ** Bill, Ha ha, and I understand it’s quite a long three hours to boot. You’re a bigger man than me. I like what I’ve read of Bhanu Pratap’s work, but I’m not sure if I know ‘Dear Mother’. Wow, online, very cool, I’ll snag it post-p.s. Hoping your eye is much better or re-perfected now? ** Misanthrope, They’d just find another word for it. I always sort of liked when people referred to money as dough for some reason. I’m going to pretend they were watching Elvis Costello videos. ** Cody Goodnight, Hi, Cody. I’m solid. My only personal encounter with Udo Kier was in a video rental store years ago, and I was standing in line behind him, and he was berating the clerk at the top of his lungs for something, and he kept shouting, ‘Don’t you know who I am?!’ It was funny, but I don’t think he intended it to be. New ‘Exorcist’, meh. Why oh why. I like my coffee dark and as strong as possible. Nothing in it. I guess I’m hardcore in that department. I just want the kick ASAP. ‘The Last Unicorn’, okay, thank you. I don’t think I know Rankin-Bass’s stuff at all. Cool. A new journey. Thanks, Cody. May your day crossfade into night lustrously. ** Thomas Moronic, Hey, T! Thursday, that’s, like … tomorrow! I’m here and jonesing to see you, so just hit me up as soon as you’re ready for some company of my variety. Excellent! See you so pronto! Love, me. ** Nasir, Hi. Weird guy, gotcha. Well, that’s good. Weird is a fine starting place. Paris is stuffed to the max with cafes, and basically that’s what we Parisians do: sit in cafes with friends and talk. So, he’ll be fine. All the cafes I can think of that stand out are the famous ones where famous writer used to go, and it doesn’t sound like that would excite him. I always recommend to everyone coming to Paris that they should go to Musée de la Chasse et de la Nature because it’s my favorite thing in Paris. So, there’s one. I’ll keep thinking. You finished your story! Sure, I’d like to read it, so do share. I’ll do my ultra-best to read it very soon, but I am very slow due to lots of things going on, I have to warn you. But, yes, that’s exciting. Any reason why Wednesday’s your favorite day? I mean, it makes sense somehow. I will endeavor to make it my favorite day today somehow. You too, okay? ** Okay. I haven’t done a post on Mallarme in quite some time, so here’s one about his legendary, never completed self-styled masterwork. See if it lures you in. See you tomorrow.

Udo Kier Day *

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‘German cult actor Udo Kier has made a distinct mark for himself in the world of cinema with roles in everything from obscure European exploitation films to the most mainstream of Hollywood fare. Though as an actor Kier has made a name for himself by essaying frequently bizarre and sometimes sadistic film roles, the man himself is almost the complete opposite of the characters he portrays onscreen, exuding a flamboyant and personable earthy elegance that stands in stark contrast to his unforgettably cold, vampiric screen presence.

‘Born in October of 1944 in Cologne, Germany, Kier had a chance encounter with an aspiring young filmmaker named Rainer Werner Fassbinder before moving to Britain at the age of 18 to study English and acting. Shortly after Kier’s arrival, director Mike Sarne offered him the role of a gigolo in The Road to St. Tropez (1966), and with that film the young actor made his screen debut. Though Kier would appear in a few films rounding out the 1960s, it was his part in the controversial 1970 film The Mark of the Devil that would truly set his career path in motion. His role as a witch hunter apprentice who meets a gruesome demise horrified audiences, and the film was subsequently banned in many areas of the world.

‘Increasingly prolific in the following years, it was a pair of Paul Morrissey films from the mid-‘70s that would leave an indelible impression on not only European audiences, but American audiences as well. It was while on a flight from Rome to Munich that Kier made the acquaintance of director Morrissey, and shortly thereafter Kier was cast in the role of Baron Frankenstein in Andy Warhol’s Frankenstein (aka Flesh for Frankenstein). Filled to the brim with satirical gore and graphic violence, the notorious film immediately garnered an X-rating though it would become a hit with strong-stomached audiences who could appreciate its dark humor. Released that same year, Andy Warhol’s Dracula (aka Blood for Dracula) once again found Kier relishing in gore-drenched satire.

‘In 1977 Kier would appear before old friend Fassbinder’s lens in the television drama The Stationmaster’s Wife, the first of his many roles in Fassbinder films, and play a small role in Italian horror director Dario Argento’s Suspiria. The remainder of the 1970s as well as the majority of the 1980s, found Kier appearing frequently in European exploitation films with such lurid titles as G.I. Bro (1977) and Prison Camp Girls, Jailed for Love (1982). Though sharp-eyed American audiences could catch glimpses of Kier in such films as Moscow on the Hudson (1984) (in which he appeared uncredited), it was during this period that Kier would work almost exclusively in Europe. Though American audiences didn’t necessarily bear witness to most of Kier’s work in the 1980s, his career continued to flourish overseas and the actor began to develop a strong personal and professional relationship with director Lars von Trier. Following his appearance in von Trier’s Medea (1987), Kier would not only appear in all of the director future films, but also become the godfather of von Trier’s daughter Agnes as well.

‘It was Kier’s role in director Gus Van Sant’s My Own Private Idaho (1991) that brought the actor back to stateside audiences, and following his memorable appearance in the film, Kier would appear in such big-budget American films as Johnny Mnemonic (1995), Armageddon (1998), and Blade (also 1998). Despite appearances in such mainstream comedies as Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (1994), Kier would remain true to his European roots by simultaneously appearing in numerous foreign films such as von Trier’s Europa (1991) and the gleefully amoral Terror 2000 (1992). With the millennial turnover bringing Kier more stateside exposure than ever, following a memorable turn in Shadow of the Vampire (2000), the tireless actor would appear in no less than eight films in 2001 alone, including Werner Herzog’s Invincible and the apocalyptic thriller Meggido: The Omega Code 2.

‘His feature career continuing to flourish, Kier could now be considered a full-fledged star, as appearances in numerous commercials and music videos by such popular acts as Korn virtually guaranteed that while he might not necessarily be a household name, his face would be instantly recognizable by virtually anyone. Though he continued to appear in numerous mainstream films, his experimental side could be evidenced by his appearances in films by Guy Maddin, Werner Herzog, and with his participation in director von Trier’s film Dimension. The production of the film would span 30 years, following the actors (without makeup) as they aged. The actors and director got together once a year to shoot a scene. Spending much of his free time in nature, Kier enjoys gardening, enjoying the company of his dog, and working on his home in California.’ — mubi

 

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Further

Udo Kier: The Official Website
Fuck Yeah Udo Kier
Udo Kier interviewed @ The A.V. Club
Udo Kier @ Box Office Data
‘Udo Kier on film, life and being happy’
‘Udo Kier: Space Nazi’
’20 Fun Facts About Teen Heartthrob Udo Kier!!!!’
Udo Kier @ Vimeo
Udo Kier interviewed @ Index Magazine
‘Why Udo Kier Loves Guy Maddin’
‘Udo Kier goes bat-sh*t bonkers’
Udo Kier products @ Amazon

 

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Misc.


Trailer: ‘ICH – UDO’


Udo Kier on ‘The Mark of the Devil’


Udo Kier vs. a Stormtrooper


Udo Kier does the Sirtaki Dance

 

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Interview

from Dazed & Confused

You have an appreciation for both high art and lowbrow. How do you decide what projects you want to do?

Udo Kier: I’m not very career-driven, never was. I met Paul Morrissey on an airplane. I met Fassbinder in a bar when he was 15 and I was 16. Gus van Sant I met at the Berlin film festival, and he came up to me. He had a little film in the festival called Mala Noche that he had made for $20,000. He said: ‘You are one of my favourite actors. I’m doing My Own Private Idaho with River Phoenix and Keanu Reeves. You should be in it!’ Then I started working with Gus. I owe Gus my social security number – he sponsored my US visa! Anyway, I’m very grateful to him. After the premiere of Even Cowgirls Get The Blues, I stayed with a girlfriend in Los Angeles and she said, ‘Why don’t you stay here? Why don’t you get a little car and little apartment for $400 a month and just try it?’ I said, ‘No.’ Of course, after three glasses of red wine, I said, ‘Not a bad idea…’ That was 21 years ago.

Tell me about ‘Sitting On A Bullet’ – the song you perform in My Own Private Idaho while shining a lamp under your face…

UK: I always wanted to make music but I cannot play any instrument. I told Gus about the time I was performing in Moscow at the Olympic stadium and they forgot to give me a microphone. I had three songs and I didn’t know what to do. I was in front of 20,000 people. So, I just performed with the flashlamp under my face. Gus said to me on the day, ‘Why don’t you sing to the boys like you did in Moscow? We cannot use a flashlamp because it’s like Dennis Hopper in The Railroad.’ He said I should use a very big living room lamp instead. I said: ‘I cannot dance with that big lamp!’ But of course, I did.

What was the most fun day of your life?

UK: Fun? Well, I know the day I was born was the most important day, not because my mother gave life to me, but how dramatic the story was. I was one hour old and the nurse was collecting all the babies – the newborns – from their mothers and cleaning them. My mother said: ‘Could I hold him a little bit longer?’ and the nurse said yes. Then the wall of the hospital collapsed over her – the building had been bombed. My mother was lucky because her bed was in a corner, so it was architecturally protected. She held me with one arm and with the other she made a hole in the rubble until they freed her, with me. I was two hours old. That is how I was born.

Indeed, very dramatic. Where did you meet Fassbinder?

UK: In a working-class bar in Cologne. There were truck drivers and secretaries and the first transvestites and people working on the street – a real bar. It was called Bar Leni. But we never talked about film. We were teenagers. Later, when I went to England, I saw a magazine and there was a double page spread about Fassbinder. I said, ‘I know him!’ Then, of course, I worked with him many times.

How did you come to be in Warhol’s Dracula and Frankenstein movies?

UK: I was in an airplane flying from Rome to Munich and there was a man sitting next to me. He said, ‘What do you do?’ and I said, ‘I’m an actor’. I hadn’t even finished the word ‘actor’ and I already had a photo of myself under his nose. He said, ‘Give me your number,’ and wrote my telephone number on the last page of his American passport. He said his name was Paul Morrissey and he worked with Andy Warhol. Then I got a call a couple weeks later and he said, ‘Well, I am doing a little film…’ I asked, ‘What do I play?’ He said, ‘Frankenstein.’

And how did the role in Dracula come up?

UK: The last day of shooting Frankenstein I was in the canteen, dressed as Frankenstein, thinking that everything was over – I’d had my three weeks of fame. I had a little bottle of wine for lunch. Paul Morrissey came in and said, ‘Well, I guess we have a German Dracula.’ I said, ‘Who?’ He said, ‘You! But you have to lose at least 10lbs.’ I didn’t eat any more. I just had salad leaves and water. That’s why I was in a wheelchair for so many of my scenes – I had no power to stand up any more. It’s not only Robert de Niro who prepares himself in this way.

You’ve been in every single Lars von Trier film, aside from the ones shot in Danish. How did that relationship begin?

UK: I made a short film that went into competition at the Mannerheim Film Festival in Germany – a very intellectual festival. My short film went in against Lars von Trier’s Elements Of Crime. I knew I wanted to meet whoever made that short film. I expected him to be someone like Kubrick – shy, in a bad mood, dressed in black. But there came a young boy, and we were talking about Fassbinder and Tarkovsky. A few weeks later he called and asked me to be in his film Medea.

Has time ever slowed down or sped up for you?

UK: If I was to write an article about myself, the headline would be Time Is The Sin. Time is the real sin. I am 21 years in America. I mean 21 years. That’s definitely a quarter or your life – I’m already here, and I’ve been years in Paris and years in Rome, and now I’m living 21 years here and I think it’s going to be the stage where this is where I am going to stay. When you get older time moves faster – much faster. Now I am 66. That’s why I like it here in Palm Springs. Everyone is older than me. When I go to a restaurant everyone says, ‘Young man, can you pass the salt?’

 

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28 of Udo Kier’s 276 films

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Paul Morrissey Flesh for Frankenstein (1973)
‘If you’re in the properly receptive mindset to appreciate the artistry of director Paul Morrissey’s Flesh for Frankenstein, you may experience an unexpectedly delightful shift in attitude while watching the film. At first it appears that Morrissey is indulging in an exercise of pure camp (and it’s true, he is), but then it hits you: underneath all the wretchedly awful dialogue and seemingly deliberate bad acting, it’s clear that Morrissey and his cast are up to something wonderful. Not only is this a seductively beautiful film to watch–even the abundant bloodshed and gory scenes of dismemberment are esthetically striking–but it’s been conceived with astute intelligence and a wealth of refined humor, while maintaining connections to the resonant themes of the Frankenstein story. In this case, Baron Frankenstein (marvelously overplayed by Udo Kier) is a rather twisted fellow, married to his sister (Monique van Vooren) and determined to create the perfect man and woman from the assembled remains of selected corpses. He’s created a sexy female, but his male specimen’s got the brain of a young man who aspired to be a monk, making sexual arousal a bit of a challenge! The dead man’s friend (Morrissey discovery Joe Dallesandro) intervenes to disrupt the Baron’s mad experiment, and it all leads up to a climactic laboratory scene of gruesome and tragic death, all worthy of Morrissey’s splendid operatic staging.’ — Jeff Shannon


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Paul Morrissey Blood for Dracula (1974)
‘Udo Kier is without a doubt the sickliest of vampires in any director’s interpretation of the Bram Stoker tale. Count Dracula knows that if he fails to drink a required amount of pure virgin’s [pronounced “wirgin’s”] blood, it’s time to move into a permanent coffin. His assistant (Renfield?) suggests that the Count and he pick up his coffin and take a road trip to Italy, where families are known to be particularly religious, and therefore should be an excellent place to search for a virgin bride. They do, only to encounter a family with not one, but FOUR virgins, ready for marriage. The Count discovers one-by-one that the girls are not as pure as they say they are, meanwhile a handsome servant/Communist begins to observe strange behaviour from the girls who do spend the night with the Count. It’s a race for Dracula to discover who’s the real virgin, before he either dies from malnourishment or from the wooden stake of the Communist!’ — Jonathan Dakss


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Dario Argento Suspiria (1977)
Suspiria is a 1977 Italian horror film directed by Dario Argento and co-written by Argento and Daria Nicolodi. The film follows an American ballet student who transfers to a prestigious dance academy in Germany, only to discover that it is controlled by a coven of witches. The film’s score was performed by Goblin. The stars are Jessica Harper, Udo Kier, Stefania Casini, Flavio Bucci and Miguel Bosé. It was also one of the final feature films to be processed in the Italian processing plant of Technicolor before it was closed. Suspiria is the first of the trilogy Argento refers to as “The Three Mothers”, followed by Inferno and The Mother of Tears. Suspiria is noteworthy for several stylistic flourishes that have become Argento trademarks. The film was made with anamorphic lenses. The production design and cinematography emphasize vivid primary colors, particularly red, creating a deliberately unrealistic, nightmarish setting, emphasized by the use of imbibition Technicolor prints. The imbibition process, used for The Wizard of Oz and Gone with the Wind, is much more vivid in its color rendition than emulsion-based release prints, therefore enhancing the nightmarish quality of the film.’ — collaged


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Miklós Jancsó Hungarian Rhapsody (1979)
Hungarian Rhapsody (Magyar Rapszodia) is the first chapter of director Miklos Jancso’s two-part dramatized history of Hungary, from the turn of the century, to World War II. The story is told from the vantage point of Gyorgy Cserhalmi, the son of a wealthy landowner. During World War I, Cserhalmi is instrumental in quelling an army mutiny. Upon realizing that he has been responsible for the deaths of several peasant conscripts, Cserhalmi vows to be a “man of the people” when hostilities cease. He joins a communist cell, but finds he is woefully out of place. Throughout the 1920s and 1930s, Cserhalmi’s political viewpoint is governed almost exclusively by his vacillating emotions. The film is enhanced with a “Russian Roulette” leitmotif, not unlike the fatalistic throughline of Michael Cimino’s The Deer Hunter.’ — Rovi


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R. W. Fassbinder The Third Generation (1979)
‘Fassbinder’s characteristic abhorrence of liberal hypocrisy is amplified ad absurdio in his film The Third Generation, as a group of bourgeois professionals – including a record shop owner, a history lecturer, a banker’s wife, a personal secretary and a composer – enjoy the “game” of being in a terrorist cell, with its apparatus of codes, passwords, whispers and disguises, but literally wet themselves when called to action. As a quote from anarchist theorist Mikhail Bakunin implies, these are children who refuse to grow up: they bully those weaker as if they were still in a schoolyard, and ultimately can’t handle “real” life. When Edgar (Udo Kier) witnesses the murder of a co-conspirator by policemen led by his father (Hark Bohm), who is also sleeping with his wife (Hanna Schygulla), he collapses into Oedipal blubbing. As the terrorists go into hiding, they bicker and compete like the kids in any extended family.’ — Senses of Cinema


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R. W. Fassbinder Lili Marleen (1981)
‘Fassbinder’s big-budget and much-acclaimed Lili Marleen is a story of love, war and propaganda laced with the filmmaker’s unique blend of irony and pathos. Set in 1938, it focuses on Willie, a German cabaret singer who is in love with Robert, a Jewsih anti-Nazi activist and composer. Willie becomes a household name after she records a version of ‘Lili Marleen’ which is played nightly on the radio, becoming the song of the moment. Willie becomes synonymous with the song, with Nazism and the war effort, becoming a national icon while at the same time having to hide her love affair with Robert. Along with Lola, this is Fassbinder’s most striking film visually. It’s also a clever send-up of the classic WWII romance films of many countries: the stakes keep getting higher for our heroine and hero. Besides those, Fassbinder was clearly targetting Ingmar Bergman’s abysmal The Serpent’s Egg (1977) and Fosse’s Cabaret (1972). The former he topped with an understandable plot; the latter with sheer style.’ — NYT


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Udo Kier Der Adler (1985)
‘In 1985, Udo Kier released a single in Germany. It was not a hit, but he performed it on a popular German television show of the era, leading to this record of its existence. Five years later, he would perform the same song in the famous lamp scene with Keanu Reeves and River Phoenix in Gus Van Sant’s My Own Private Idaho.’ — Antebellum

 

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Lars von Trier Epidemic (1987)
Epidemic, Lars von Trier’s second feature, comes close to being a horror movie, except it keeps derailing itself to noodle while a director (played by von Trier) and screenwriter (screenwriter Niels Vorsel) improvise a scenario about a plague epidemic. Their struggles are shot in grainy 16 mm., while flashes of the intended film are in stunning 35. Epidemic is meandering enough to test the patience of even devoted von Trier fans, but it always looks good even when it looks bad, if that makes any sense, and the finale–which involves hypnotism, one of the Danish director’s early obsessions–will give a chill to genre fans looking for a “gotcha.” Von Trier regular Udo Kier pops up, and the film wouldn’t be complete without its logo: the title branded onto the upper-left corner for most of the movie.’ — Robert Horton


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Gus van Sant My Own Private Idaho (1991)
‘Mapping the spaces between fortune and degeneracy, Shakespeare and street cant, Europe and the Pacific Northwest, and gay and straight, My Own Private Idaho is the 1991 masterpiece by director Gus Van Sant. River Phoenix gave the most generous and memory-searing performance of his tragically shortened career as Mike Waters, a narcoleptic street hustler in search of his mother. His best friend, Scott, played by Keanu Reeves, is a son of privilege who fosters plans of rejoining the moneyed world of his father after gallivanting with assorted urchins and ne’er-do-wells. The beautifully symmetrical story that emerges between the two is one of friendship, yearning for lost time, and sexual identity conveyed with a poet’s eye for landscape. The camera lingers on abandoned houses in golden fields and time-lapse clouds, providing what T.S. Eliot called “the objective correlative”–external representations of interior emotional states. We’re treated to striking iconic sequences like a barn falling from the sky and still-life scenes of carnal entanglement. The supporting cast is a rogues’ gallery that includes Flea of the Red Hot Chili Peppers, Udo Kier, director William Richert, and a variety of “nonactors” pulled literally off the street to provide documentary veracity to a film that gleefully careens into riffs on Henry IV. It’s beautiful.’ — collaged


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Lars von Trier Breaking the Waves (1996)
Breaking the Waves is an enchanting but provocative film from Lars von Trier featuring Emily Watson’s exhilarating performance and a remarkable sinister turn from von Trier regular Udo Kier. For anyone interested in the works of von Trier will find this as the best place to start since it definitely his most revered film. For fans of Emily Watson, whose career has flourished since this film, this remains her best performance of her career. While it’s not an easy film to watch since it dwells into elements of melodrama with a lot of graphic material. It is a film that challenges the conventions of melodrama as well as stripping down the aesthetics of traditional cinema. In the end, Breaking the Waves is Lars von Trier’s masterpiece that breaks down all barriers of what cinema is and could be.’ — Surrender to the Void


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David Hogan Barb Wire (1996)
‘At some point in movie history producers were rushing to make the next big comic-book related blockbuster. They’re still trying but, now, they often have bigger budgets, bigger actors and bigger directors. Of course, these things don’t guarantee the end product will be any good. Unfortunately, Barb Wire is one of those films. While it’s not as low budget as, say, a Roger Corman movie it’s pretty obvious most of the money was spent on trying to make Pamela Anderson’s acting look good, comparatively speaking, by hiring a who’s-who of straight-to-video B-listers and by shooting the first half of the movie in the same warehouse from different angles to look like different interiors. Outside of an interminably long opening credit sequence with Anderson in leather being hosed-down as she performs a non-stripping routine the only memorable thing in the movie is an exchange between Col. Pryzer (Steve Railsback) and police chief Willis (Xander Berkeley).’ — Studio Mondo


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Steve Barron The Adventures of Pinocchio (1997)
‘Apparently aimed at very small children and the simple-minded, The Adventures of Pinocchio is a very modestly effective live-action version of the frequently filmed story of Pinocchio. The Adventures of Pinocchio held the unique novelty at the time of bringing Pinocchio to life using CGI effects. Unlike the more familiar animated Pinocchio by Disney, there are no song interludes here, and characters added to the story by Disney (such as Jiminy Cricket) are absent. With Martin Landau, Jonathan Taylor Thomas, Genevive Bujold, Udo Kier.’ — collaged


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Stephen Norrington Blade (1998)
‘Stephen Norrington directs this film with much style, but also a lot of weight. The source material is updated, cleaned up, and given a lot of seriousness. Still, as stated, there’s humor and an excellent sense of fun. Perhaps the most notable performance in the film is the main villain Dragonetti portrayed by the eccentric and distinctly European actor Udo Kier. He’s an amazing genre actor with a perfect German accent and look to fit into the classic vampire motif. He has over 170 acting credits on his filmography, and has worked with Peter Hyams, Dario Argento, and even John Carpenter on an episode for Masters of Horror. Udo plays Dragonetti as greatly as he does in any other role, and adding a real air of sophistication to the vampire elders.’ — Forever Cinematic


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Fred Olen Ray Critical Mass (2000)
‘Terrorists have taken over the San Miguel Nuclear Power Plant and are threatening to turn southern California into another Chernobyl. It’s up to one man — security guard Mike Jeffers (Treat Williams) — to stop them before they blow up everything in sight. But can he keep the crisis from reaching critical mass? Udo Kier, Lori Loughlin and Doug McKeon co-star.’ — Netflix


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William Malone fear dot com (2002)
‘William Malone’s fear dot com desperately wants to be a cutting-edge chiller with its ‘up-to-the-minute’ internet theme, but turns out to be a depressing up-chuck of every great horror movie of the last 20 years. What could have been a pointed little chiller about the frightening seductiveness of new technology loses faith in its own viability and succumbs to joyless special-effects excess. The movie’s progression into rambling incoherence gives new meaning to the phrase ‘fatal script error.’ A depraved, incoherent, instantly disposable piece of hackery.’ — Variety


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Cartney Wearn Pray for Morning (2006)
‘The plan was to spend one night in the abandoned Royal Crescent Hotel, where in 1985, 5 students were murdered, their killer never found. What was supposed to be just a night for fun, hunting for the victims’ bloodstained rooms, suddenly changes when they find a severed hand and awake an evil presence within the hotel. Now they are running for their lives, trying to solve a mystery 100 years old, and morning is still very far away. Jonathon Trent, Jessica Stroup, Ashlee Turner, and Udo Kier star.’ — CDUniverse


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Jon Keeyes Fall Down Dead (2007)
‘When I went to the studio it was wonderful, when they showed me my set. I asked if I could change it a little bit, because after all I am the Picasso Killer, I kill people and no one could ever come to my studio. So I asked for two buckets of blood and I just threw it in the air and that is why it looks quite bloody in my studio. I also asked for some brown paper because I wanted to do the paintings myself which hang in my studio. So I put the brown paper out on the floor, dipped my hands carefully in blood and just went crazy with the right music, and that is what turned out to be the Picasso Killer’s work. I have a lot of art, which I collect; photographs from Robert Mapplethorpe, art by Andy Warhol of course, but no Picasso. This is because when Picasso was affordable I was too young, had no money and it was way too expensive. As I am not working with Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie I do not have this money, so there you have it never a Picasso.’ — Udo Kier


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Udo Kier interviewed at the premiere

 

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Rob Zombie Werewolf Women of the S.S. Trailer (2007)
‘Rob Zombie’s contribution to Quentin Tarantino’s Grindhouse omnibus, Werewolf Women of the SS, featured Nicolas Cage as Fu Manchu; Udo Kier as Franz Hess, the commandant of Death Camp 13; Zombie’s wife, Sheri; and Sybil Danning as SS officers/sisters Eva and Gretchen Krupp (The She-Devils of Belzac), along with professional wrestlers Andrew “Test” Martin and Oleg Prudius (better known as Vladimir Kozlov), plus Olja Hrustic, Meriah Nelson, and Lorielle New as the Werewolf Women. According to Zombie, “Basically, I had two ideas. It was either going to be a Nazi movie or a women-in-prison film, and I went with the Nazis. There’re all those movies like Ilsa, She Wolf of the SS; Fräulein Devil; and Love Camp 7—I’ve always found that to be the most bizarre genre.”‘ — Wiki

 

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Dario Argento The Mother of Tears (2007)
‘An ancient urn is found in a cemetery outside Rome. Once opened, it triggers a series of violent incidents: robberies, rapes and murders increase dramatically, while several mysterious, evil-looking young women coming from all over the world are gathering in the city. All these events are caused by the return of Mater Lacrimarum, the last of three powerful witches who have been spreading terror and death for centuries. Alone against an army of psychos and demons, Sarah Mandy, an art student who seems to have supernatural abilities of her own, is the only person left to prevent the Mother of Tears from destroying Rome. The movie slides downhill quickly with much help from a horrible performance by Asia Argento. Holy cow!! Where was the mood in this film? Hell, where was the story? The first murder scene wasn’t even scary, just repulsive. That’s the easiest thing to do. I could almost, almost understand if the film were rushed, but c’mon Dario. You had over twenty years to work this crap out and write a story…You’re like Guns & Roses.’ — IMDb


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Jean-Claude Schlim House of Boys (2009)
‘Written and directed by Jean-Claude Schlim — who, we learn from the production notes, has a deeply personal connection to the story — House of Boys begins as a peppy coming-of-age drama and ends in protracted misery. Despite its sexual openness, the film has an old-fashioned innocence reinforced by cheesy bump-and-grind routines entertainingly faithful to the period. Udo Kier’s quietly regal presence (and terrific drag work) as the establishment’s all-knowing owner anchors his young co-stars, while Stephen Fry supplies the same gravitas late in the film in the role of a concerned doctor.’ — NYT

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Werner Herzog My Son, My Son What Have Ye Done (2010)
‘Werner Herzog’s My Son, My Son, What Have Ye Done is a splendid example of a movie not on autopilot. I bore my readers by complaining about how bored I am by formula movies that recycle the same moronic elements. Now here is a film where Udo Kier’s eyeglasses are snatched from his pocket by an ostrich, has them yanked from the ostrich’s throat by a farmhand, gets them back all covered with ostrich mucus, and tells the ostrich, “Don’t you do that again!” My Son, My Son, What Have Ye Done confounds all convention and denies all expected pleasures, providing instead the delight of watching Herzog feed the police hostage formula into the Mixmaster of his imagination. It’s as if he began with the outline of a stunningly routine police procedural and said to hell with it, I’m going to hang my whimsy on this clothesline.’ — Roger Ebert


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Guy Maddin Keyhole (2011)
‘A gangster and deadbeat father, Ulysses Pick (Jason Patric), returns home after a long absence. He is toting two teenagers: a drowned girl, Denny, who has mysteriously returned to life; and a bound-and-gagged hostage, who is actually his own teenage son, Manners. Confused Ulysses doesn’t recognize his own son, but he feels with increasing conviction he must make an indoor odyssey from the back door of his home all the way up, one room at a time, to the marriage bedroom where his wife Hyacinth (Isabella Rossellini) awaits. Udo Kier also memorably stars. Guy Maddin is Canada’s resident mad genius, his work instantly recognizable as his own.’ — Twitch Film


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Stefanie Schneider The Girl behind the White Picket Fence (2012)
‘The Girl Behind the White Picket Fence is a succession of Polaroid film stills. One after another, this film takes this to the limit and still delivers. Sometimes quickly, sometimes slowly, flowing with the rhythm of the music or in the energy the film portrays. Gaps keep the viewer paying close attention. But this is no Instagram lark, this is real analog Polaroid film. This is a one off, a complete window into an artists mind as she sees the world. Sunny, hot, in love, open spaces evoking freedom but also banishment. This film started out with a vision of grand collectiveness with all participants coming from Schneider’s time in Hollywood ranging from directors to actors, producers to agents and writers to weirdos.’ — IMDb


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Guy Maddin & Evan Johnson The Forbidden Room (2015)
The Forbidden Room is a deliriously mesmerizing epic tone poem, a crafty, complex avant-garde ode to cinema as memory, and memory as cinema. An homage to the lost films of the silent era, it is the illegitimate child of Bill Morrison and David Lynch, of Jack Smith and Kenneth Anger, of D. W. Griffith and Josef von Sternberg. The impossible-to-describe narrative jumps from genre to genre, from submarine thriller to Western adventure to murder yarn, from romantic melodrama and crime story to war movie and horror tale, complete with cannibals, vampires, poisoned leotards, “valcano” eruptions, caged lunatics, butt obsession, squid theft, explosive jelly, a fantastical mustache, and skeletal insurance defrauders. Intertitles that often fade away too soon to decipher help propel the plot, contain lines from John Ashbery and the Bible, and blast out such words as “Deliverer of Doom,” “Diablesa!” and “Trapped!” Text in intricate fonts announces each new character and actor, including Maddin regular Louis Negin as the Sacrifice Organizer, Slimane Dazi as shed-sleeper and pillow-hugger Baron Pappenheim, Lewis Furey as the Skull-Faced Man, and Roy Dupuis as a “mysterious woodsman” determined to rescue captured amnesiac Margot (Clara Furey) from the evil clutches of the Red Wolves. Also involved in the bizarre festivities are Geraldine Chaplin, Mathieu Amalric, Charlotte Rampling, Maria de Medeiros, and the great Udo Kier in multiple roles.’ — twi-ny


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Gus Van Sant Don’t Worry, He Won’t Get Far On Foot (2018)
‘There is much that feels half finished in a film that carries little of Callahan’s bite. This is not the off-beam Gus Van Sant of Gerry or Elephant. It’s not quite the cosy Van Sant of Good Will Hunting either. Don’t Worry, He Won’t Get Far on Foot is pitched somewhere between the experimental and the easy-on-the-eye. But it finds nowhere interesting to go after a busy first hour. It, nonetheless, remains Van Sant’s best film in a decade.’ — Donald Clarke


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Tommy Wiklund & Sonny Laguna Puppet Master: The Littlest Reich (2018)
‘Sometimes, horror movies designed purely for shock don’t work. Sometimes, they come across like rather desperate and ultimately misguided attempts to push buttons in order to ‘trigger’ the ‘snowflakes’ in the audience. On occasion, though, a movie like Puppet Master: The Littlest Reich comes along – a film so deliciously silly and outrageously inappropriate that it’s impossible not to be carried along by its madness. With a script by S. Craig Zahler – also releasing the dreadful Dragged Across Concrete this week – it’s a movie that revives a cult horror franchise in blood-soaked fashion.’ — Tom Beasley


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UDO KIER BECOMES ANDRE TOULON!

 

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Václav Marhoul The Painted Bird (2019)
‘Based on the acclaimed novel by Jerzy Kosinski, The Painted Bird is a meticulous 35mm black and white evocation of wild, primitive Eastern Europe at the bloody close of World War II. The film follows the journey of the Boy, entrusted by his persecuted parents to an elderly foster mother. The old woman soon dies and the Boy is on his own, wandering through the country-side, from village to farmhouse. As he struggles for survival, the Boy suffers through extraordinary brutality meted out by the superstitious peasants and he witnesses the terrifying violence of the efficient, ruthless soldiers, both Russian and German. When the war ends, the Boy has been changed, forever.’ — Crew United


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THE PAINTED BIRD – UDO KIER INTERVIEW (2020)

 

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Todd Stephens Swan Song (2021)
Swan Song relies heavily on Kier’s transfixing presence. He plays Pat Pitsenbarger, a retired stylist of socialites who is wasting away in a dreary nursing home that is dulling his shine. He spends his days folding handkerchiefs with intermittent cigarette breaks to tame his wandering mind. This peace is interrupted when a lawyer arrives with the request to style a client one last time: a final funeral farewell hairdo. Initially spitting “bury her with bad hair,” the $25,000 paycheque has him coming around to the idea, and Pat sets off on a cross country trip to source beauty supplies. In this sentimental story of reflection and glossy odyssey, he confronts his anguish and lays the ghosts of his past to rest.’ — Emily Maskell


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p.s. Hey. ** Dominik, Hi!!! Happy to cyberprovide, ha ha. It was interesting, but I live not all that far from where Macron lives and does his stuff and very close to Concorde, a spot favoured by protesters, so my area gets blocked off with some regularity. Which is fun except for when they shut down all the metro stations, which happens too frequently. I like that almost everybody is having big collective fun with the whole ‘Barbie’ thing even though it’s of teeny weeny interest to me, but that term Barbenheimer is just, I don’t know, gross. Obviously, I lack many personality traits that would do me well, but, hm, I guess it wouldn’t hurt to feel more comfortable or even feel pleasure in large or largish social gatherings. What would you ask love for in that regard? Today love has the simple task of making it stop raining for a couple of hours at just before 4 pm so I can fulfil my long awaited plan to go to the summer fun fair with friends and eat soft serve ice cream and ride the ghost train, G. ** _Black_Acrylic, Hi. Thanks. I really like Thomas Demand too. I may have mentioned this, but there was a Demand retrospective here a couple of months ago that easily one of the best shows of the year. See, now, rooting for Japan makes so much more sense. ** Tosh Berman, Oh, you know him, nice. I didn’t realise he shows in Paris. And I know that gallery because I was there with you once. I’ll peel my eyes. ** Jack Skelley, Belated big thanks to you for making it all happen. Groaning that I can’t be at the FOKA shebang. Everyone, If you’re in the Los Angeles environs, you are highly encouraged to attend a big ‘Fear of Kathy Acker’ event tomorrow evening at 7:30 pm @ Poetic Research Bureau with superstar guests Amy Gerstler, Benjamin Weissman, John Tottenham, Jackie Wang, plus MC Lily Lady and Jack Skelley will perform FOKA bits to mezmerizing videos. Holy moly! All the info you need here. Well, save a little hype for the FOKA Paris event, sir. ** Steve Erickson, Hi. Everyone, Steve reviews Georgia’s IT’S EUPHORIC @ Slant Magazine here. You’re going great guns on the new album. So curious. And glad you sorted your computer issues so seemingly easily. ** David Ehrenstein, Hi. So sorry for all your heat. We’re having the mildest summer in years here, for which I am grateful and guilty. I hope you’re doing as well as possibly can be. ** Cody Goodnight, Hi. I’m mostly good. Glad you liked the art. That scene where Lukas Haas gives that speech near the end of ‘MA!’ is one of my all-time favorite things. I’ve seen ‘The Little Girl Who Conquered Time’ and loved it too. Wow, that’s quite a shopping spree. People say Delon is one of those people who turned far right late in life and that he was very cool in his heyday. Like Brigitte Bardot, same kind of deal. You an Udo Kier liker? Mega-Tuesday! ** Darby + (Allen)🌮🌮, Hi to you both. Two tacos, nice couple, depending on what’s in the taco shells, of course. Try not to let those two boys’ outsized and disrespectful libidos get to you too much. Or I guess report them or something if they don’t back off? Don’t let them tamp down on your lover side. They don’t deserve to have that much power. Nice guy, the clay-giver, indeed. Cool. Have you finished what you were making? When I was in, like, high school and junior high school I drew and painted a bunch, and people liked it, but I wasn’t good, in fact, and I gave up. Now I’m just a words guy unless the films and my Gif-fictions count. I do like yellow rice. I think I might have had a veggie Papusa at some point. I saw that Mexican Ian Curtis video, it’s great. He’s cooler than cool. My favorite Latino dish is a bean and cheese burrito that you can only get at an LA-based fast food chain called Poquito Mas. I miss it every day. Love to you from inside it, which, trust me, is love from a great locale. ** Mark, Hi. Right, yes, I think it was for the ToF festival. A collab performance with Martin O’Brien if I’m remembering correctly. I’ll try to see what Decoding Americana’s Queer Sensibilities is. Huh. There’s a show here at the Pompidou right now called ‘Over the Rainbow’ that I heard is very good, but which I haven’t seen yet. I sadly know very little about musical theater, but I do like Sondheim, or the things of his that I’ve seen. Patti LuPone! That’s big, right? Have tons of fun. Athens in August, yow, you do like heat, ha ha. Righteousness galore to you until next we type. ** Kettering, Hi. Well, you expressed your concern to Darbz, and that’s all you can do. Darbz seems pretty tough and centered considering what they’re up against. Nice to see you, take care. ** Right. I thought I would let everybody have fun today by restoring and expanding the blog’s old Udo Kier Day which had fallen very out of date and was in some disrepair. Not anymore. See you tomorrow.

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