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Spotlight on … Alain Robbe-Grillet For a New Novel (1963)

 

‘David Shields recently dismissed most contemporary novels as “antediluvian texts” that “could have been written by Flaubert 150 years ago”. “In no way,” claimed the author of Reality Hunger, “do they convey what it feels like to live in the 21st century.”

‘He has a point – albeit one that Alain Robbe-Grillet had already made in 1965 when he deplored the fact that young French novelists were praised for writing “like Stendhal” but castigated as soon as they refused to abide by the “dead rules” of a bygone age. Along with Michel Butor, Nathalie Sarraute and Claude Simon – the main proponents of the new novel (nouveau roman) – Robbe-Grillet stood resolutely in the second camp. In his essays, he returns time and again to the notion that the novel, from Stendhal to Joyce, has constantly evolved – hence the absurdity of using “the norms of the past” to judge the fiction of today. Far from representing a rejection of the past, the quest for a new novel was thus very much in keeping with the history of a genre which, by definition, must always be renewed.

‘Feeling that his work was too often misrepresented by the critical establishment (with a few notable exceptions including Barthes, Blanchot and Nabokov), Robbe-Grillet published a series of articles to set the record straight. In 1963 they were collected in Towards a New Novel – for my money, one of the most important works of postwar literary criticism. However, these “critical reflections” were never meant to constitute a manifesto. Every novel, according to Robbe-Grillet, is a self-sufficient work of art which cannot be reduced to some external meaning or truth that is “known in advance”. “The New Novel,” as he put it, “is not a theory, it is an exploration.” Why bother writing a book that illustrates a rule when “the statement of the rule would suffice”?

‘Quoting Heidegger at the beginning of an essay on Waiting For Godot, Robbe-Grillet writes that the human condition is “to be there”. In another essay, he states that it is “chiefly in its presence that the world’s reality resides”. So there you have it. Man is here, the world is there and the distance between the two lies at the heart of the new novel project. We endow the world with meaning (or meaninglessness) in order to control it. From this point of view, the writer’s traditional role was to excavate nature in order to unearth the “hidden soul of things”. Robbe-Grillet calls for the creation of a new form of fiction that reflects the “more modest, less anthropomorphic world” we live in today – one which is “neither significant nor absurd,” but simply is.

‘This seemingly anodyne observation has serious literary ramifications. Gone is the traditional hero of yore who believed the world was there to be conquered and whose hour of glory coincided with the triumph of individualism. Gone is the humanist “communion” between people and things: “Things are things, and man is only man.” Gone is the notion of tragedy, which Robbe-Grillet sees as a twisted ploy to reaffirm this solidarity: “I call out. No one answers. Instead of concluding that there is no one there (…) I decide to act as if someone were there, but someone who, for some reason or other, will not answer”. In the new novel, “Man looks at the world” but “the world does not look back,” which precludes any symbolism or transcendence. The novelist’s task now is to describe the material world, not to appropriate it or project himself onto it; to record the distance between human beings and things without interpreting this distance as a painful division. All this implies that the “entire literary language” be reformed. Similes and metaphors, which are often used gratuitously to confer literary status upon a text, are seldom innocent since they tend to anthropomorphise the world.

‘The new novel is routinely attacked for being inhuman and coldly descriptive. Robbe-Grillet responds that his work is in fact far less objective than the godlike, omniscient narrator who presides over so many traditional novels. Description here is purely subjective and takes centre stage, whereas in Balzac, for instance, it simply sets the scene by lending the plot an air of authenticity. Instead of referring to an external, pre-existing reality, Robbe-Grillet’s descriptions seem to create their own objects, their own hallucinatory reality. “Nothing,” he explains, “is more fantastic, ultimately, than precision.”

‘The reality of any work of art is its form, and to separate style from substance is to “remove the novel from the realm of art”. Art, Robbe-Grillet reminds us, is not just a pretty way of presenting a message: it is the message. Like the world out there, a novel is self-sufficient and “expresses nothing but itself”. Its “necessity” has nothing to do with its “utility”. Whenever an author envisages a future book, “it is always a way of writing which first of all occupies his mind,” which leads Robbe-Grillet to state – provocatively – that “the genuine writer has nothing to say. He has only a way of speaking”. Creative writing classes should always start and end on that note.’ — Andrew Gallix

 

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Further

Alain Robbe-Grillet, The Art of Fiction
AR-G @ Editions de Minuit
AR-G @ goodreads
POUR UN NOUVEAU ROMAN, d’Alain Robbe-Grillet
L’INFLUENCE DE LA NAZISPLOITATION DANS L’ŒUVRE D’ALAIN ROBBE-GRILLET
Video: Soirée en l’honneur d’Alain Robbe-Grillet
Alain Robbe-Grillet, The Way Back
Obituary: AR-G
Alain Robbe-Grillet: Bucketfuls of semen
Video: Blow up – Vous connaissez “Les gommes”, d’après Alain Robbe-Grillet ?
Alain Robbe-Grillet se reflète à l’infini
Alain Robbe-Grillet, vous connaissez ?
ALAIN ROBBE-GRILLET, PÈRE DU NOUVEAU ROMAN
Buy ‘For a New Novel’

 

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Extras


Tom McCarthy on Alain Robbe-Grillet


Robbe Grillet, Experimental Fiction & Myth


Alain Robbe-Grillet Exhibition at the Cafesjian Center for the Arts


Apostrophes : Alain Robbe-Grillet et Robert Kanters “La création littéraire”

 

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Interview
from Senses of Cinema

 

Back in 1958 Roland Barthes wrote that “there is no Robbe-Grillet school”. Decades on, aside from the nouveau roman, can you see a traceable influence of your work on the contemporary novel?

There is no such thing as a Robbe-Grillet school of thought! Barthes, in his articles on me, reduced my first two novels into something fascinating, but something which was closer to his train of thought than to mine. In his articles, one on The Erasers and the other on The Voyeur, he emphasised the projection onto the object, thus creating a paradox around the concept of objectivity. In this way he completely ignored the phantasms which were already playing such an important part in the works, and thus he ignored the projection onto the outside world of the personal inner world. He interpreted these two novels as representative of a literary statement, where objects were viewed purely as they were and nothing else. Barthes viewed my work from a very subjective point of view and projected his own value system in his interpretation, which, when all is said and done, he was perfectly entitled to do as a critic.

From my point of view, there never was a school; when I gathered around me a number of writers like Claude Simon, Nathalie Sarraute, and later Marguerite Duras, there was never any intention of gathering people whose outlook was the same, and whose research aimed at the same objective. What in fact brought us together was that the same criticism was leveled at all of us, namely that we did not write like Balzac. Consequently, sharing the same criticism, we all made up the nouveau roman, or New Novel, as compared to the traditional style of writing. Each one of us had to strive in the direction each of us had chosen for himself or herself. I have always fought against the normalisation, the standardisation, of the New Novel — this is one of the reasons why I found myself in opposition to a younger generation of theoreticians who tried to structure the concept of the New Novel and excluded Marguerite Duras from the movement, for instance.

When we meet we are aware of a certain solidarity amongst ourselves, a type of brotherhood. During the last big gathering in New York we realized that we had a common language. For instance, when we talk about the notion of consciousness — the ‘Balzacian Conscience’, the 19th century concept of writing is a totalitarian concept, it is all comprehensive, inside man, it englobes everything, it is whole and stable, whereas in the New Novel we deal with a consciousness which is outward looking, as defined by the philosopher Edmund Husserl, in other words, a consciousness of something — a fragmented mobile consciousness.

Because the outside world is fragmented, consciousness must also be so, and this way it looses the overall coherence which it had a hundred and fifty years ago, and at the same time this consciousness is constantly changing, constantly struggling against itself, forever creating new images — Sartre called it “freedom”.

In its earlier development the nouveau roman was called many things — objective literature, école du regard, phenomenological novel, etc. — in hindsight do any of these descriptions seem more accurate than others?

When critics used the term “phenomenology”, they had no idea of what it could be. They liked the word, but when one looks closely at what they wrote one gets the impression that phenomena are external to man, fulfilling its own life independently from man — this is not what Husserl meant by phenomenology. He meant a moving consciousness, projected outward towards the phenomenon, this very phenomenon exists because of this projection outside myself. It is in this movement outside of me towards an object that the phenomenon appears. Phenomenology does not exclude man, as critics seem to imply. Already, you can see a different sort of consciousness appear in Albert Camus’ The Outsider, particularly in the first part of the novel.

Critical analysis has emphasised the role played by “the eye” in my novel Jealousy, but I would say that “the ear” plays an equally important part in it. As for the word “objectif” critics have made numerous mistakes. Barthes launched the concept but gave it a thwarted meaning. Barthes always liked controversy and enjoyed using words in a context other than the one usually used or understood. In his article on The Erasers he described the work as “objective literature”, and he immediately defined this adjective by referring to the dictionary and thus giving it the meaning of “projection towards the object”. As for the traditional school of criticism, they stupidly omitted Barthes’ definition of “objective” and described my work as objective in the sense of meaning that the subject had completely disappeared.

I would describe the type of literature I write as a subjective type of writing, but geared to the idea of “projected towards the object”.

When critics looked at what I was writing, which emphasized the subject, the subjectivity of a theme, they said that I was attempting to be objective but failed. They ended up with a complete contradiction of the original intention.

From the period of the film Last Year at Marienbad critics started to speak about the concept of surrealism, of phantasmagory. They spoke about the cinema of phantasms. There had been no change in my work, but the approaches to my work were divided, sometimes emphasising the subjective element, and at other times the objective element. Barthes even speaks about Robbe-Grillet No. 1, No. 2, No. 3; yet when one becomes aware of the symbols of Last Year at Marienbad, one should re-read my earlier novels and one would realize that the symbols were already there.

What do you think is the current state of the nouveau roman?

To understand a new form of literature is a difficult thing for people. For instance, I would say that Flaubert is better understood today than he was in his own time, during the period he was writing Madame Bovary. There have been profound changes in the world, and consequently in the outlook of readers.

The New Novel is doing well, better than ever, because now it has a lot of readers. Not only do books sell, but they are better read and understood. For instance, with the last of Marguerite Duras’ books, The Lover, I had the impression that the book had become “visible” (popular) yet it is as complex as her previous work. But it was better understood because these concepts had made their way.

Given the gradual dissemination of Barthes’ idea of “ecriture” over the course of time, do you think that the nouveau roman has lost some of its autonomy from other kinds of novelistic practices? Has it become more elusive to define or recognize?

No, I don’t think so, because Barthes has disappeared from the New Novel. He was connected to the idea of the New Novel, but during the fifties and sixties. Since Jealousy, In the Labyrinth and Last Year atMarienbad, Barthes distanced himself from the movement.

Barthes really has not had much effect on the New Novel. There were moments when our outlooks coincided and other moments when they did not. What harmed the New Novel was not Barthes’ views, but the simplification of what he had said, which reduced the whole impact to a bland, neutral, factual type of writing.

I address these questions in my latest book, Le miroir qui revient.

Could you comment on this quotation from Umberto Eco: “But the moment comes when the avant-garde (the modern) can go no further, because it has produced a metalanguage that speaks of its impossible texts (conceptual art). The postmodern reply to the modern consists of recognizing the past, since it cannot really be destroyed, because its destruction leads to silence, must be revisited; but with irony, not innocently.’

I am interested in your thoughts on the debate between modernism and postmodernism, and their relation to your work.

I never spoke of destroying the past. Flaubert has been my inspiration. As for Umberto Eco, he is a dual character. He was at the vanguard of the modernist movement, but he is now writing populist novels. He was the theoretician of the avant-garde movement, but he has come back to the past. He speaks in this quotation about himself.

The idea that the avant-garde has failed and that one must back track is absurd. The avant-garde must by definition fail, because each writer must go to the ultimate conclusion of his or her ideas. Each writer must continue to progress in his/her chosen direction.

As for Postmodernism, it is a bad description. It was created as a specific concept, situated in a precise context — that of German architecture. It means a reaction against the utilitarianism of the Bauhaus type of architecture. It was used in literature in the seventies, especially in American criticism. It was misunderstood and misapplied. I have not understood either, all the more that in some articles I was viewed as a postmodernist and in others I was viewed as a modernist. I do not like this word as its use is pretty much impossible.

You seem to share an interest with the Pop artists in the signs/images of popular culture and, like them, there is an ironic position taken in your work.

I like popular images when they are taken up by art. For instance, a tin of Campbell’s soup is not a work of art, it becomes so when Warhol has been inspired by it. Marcel Duchamp was the first to have taken ordinary objects and to have transformed them in his work.

The American School of painting, like the work of Robert Rauschenberg, is in fact a perfect example of the way Pop Art has been inspired by everyday objects.

In literature a book like La maison de rendez-vous, or Project For a Revolution in New York, are also inspired by popular imagery, but this imagery is completely transformed in the writing process. I don’t believe in naïve pop culture, the filtering process of art is essential to make it an artistic work.

When I deal with popular imagery as a source of influence in my work, I use it as a critically distancing process. I don’t use the word irony when I speak of my work, I’d rather use the word humour. Irony, in the French language, is a value judgement, whereas humour means that you stand back and it does not automatically imply a value judgement.

The humour in my work was understood only of late. For a very long time I was viewed as a novelist and film director lacking in humour. With Last Year in Marienbad very few people saw humour in it.

What of the erotic imagery in your novels and films?

The erotic imagery in my books and films are just that, materials drawn from the influence of pop images which I use. In Roland Barthes’ terms, I pick out certain elements which I simplify to the level of significant objects. I transform them, purify them and create a new semiotic system out of them, to communicate and create something else. It is true for all of my imagery. I use the pop art imagery as creative material to produce something else, to communicate another message.

Was there any relation between the French New Wave movement in the cinema and the nouveau roman?

The New Wave is even more difficult to delineate than the New Novel, because in the case of the New Novel we are dealing with innovators, whereas in the New Wave there have been remarkably academic filmmakers like Claude Chabrol, or others who are middle-of-the-road intellectuals, like François Truffaut; they were very successful immediately because they were intellectual in their approach. However, there have been pure innovators like Jacques Rivette and Jean-Luc Godard. Therefore a certain parallel can be drawn with the New Novel from only a section of the New Wave directors. We do feel a certain common interest with the innovators in their field. Cahiers du cinéma have criticised Rene Clair, but he is much more innovative than Truffaut or Chabrol.

Finally, what novels do you like of late?

The New Novel of course! Everything which interests me I call a New Novel. To me it is not a closed shop or world, new people come in all the time.

 

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Book

Alain Robbe-Grillet For a New Novel
Northwestern University Press

‘Alain Robbe-Grillet, one of the leaders of the new French literary movement of the sixties, has long been regarded as the outstanding writer of the nouveau roman, as well as its major spokesman. For a New Novel reevaluates the techniques, ethos, and limits of contemporary fiction. This is a work of immense importance for any discussions of the history of the novel and for contemporary thinking about the future of fiction.’ — Northwestern University Press

‘Far from being a manifesto, For a New Novel is a releasing book, releasing in the fullest sense. It shows the possibilities of the novel, and possible ways of thinking about the novel; and it shows how little most of us . . . have dared to think, and why. Amazing. As for importance, I doubt that fiction as an art can any longer seriously be discussed without reference to Robbe-Grillet.’ –Eliot Fremont-Smith, New York Times

 

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RainOnMe, 24
Bergen

First of all:

I really don’t like the stuff like sexual preferences and all that stuff you can put in your profile. If you’re generous enough you are gonna find out eventually. ^^ No one else has to know about that stuff in my opinion…

More about myself:

I am very shy with big social struggles (Oh yeah, if you asshole who said to me something like: “Oh, now I see what you meant with social struggles, you are behaving….” I am behaving in a certain way ONLY if you are being:

-Annoying
-Cheapskate
-Lovey dovey
-Needlessly pushy
-Over flattering
-Or otherwise being a pain in my… and not in the fun way

Sooooooooo, back on topic. Like I said: I have giant social struggles which can make it seem like I am not interested or something like that. I might be but sometimes it’s just that I either don’t know how to get my point across OR I just don’t know what to say overall.

Things to know about me:

-I am in a sexual relationship with mother (yes she’s in the photo) for now over a year, I have my own apartment and we have gone through quite a bit. So Yeah… I am definitely not looking for a new sexual parent. I am looking for someone who trades some cash for some intimate shit. Just know: Don’t expect a son you can fuck- That’s probably not gonna happen.
-I have huge social anxiety and aggression problems. The aggression problems kinda go hand in hand with social anxiety. It’s not something that should come up normally BUT I just wanna put it out there so you now what’s up.
-I am not gay. Or rather: I think it’s an absolutely boring topic to talk about. At least most of the times. So if that’s important to you: I am not your guy I guess.
-If I don’t text you for a while even though we’ve had sex or even quite a bit of sex: Please don’t think I am not interested anymore. I am just probably having a freak out about social interactions at that moment so it’s probably better if you just send me a text like: “Need some money?” Or even “€€€?” Just something to make me think about my needs not you. ^^

Soooooo… I think that’s quite a bit of text for now. I might come back later and add some stuff… If you’ve read through all of this and still want to fuck me: I congratulate you. You are apparently putting more effort into me than 95 % of the people on this planet (I am probably exaggerating quite a bit but most people don’t even want to know who they fuck anymore, so yeah…:/)

Oh, BTW! Since quite a few people have put that into their Bio but in reverse: If we have sex you can take pics and videos and all that shit and upload them wherever the fuck you like. XD It’s not like everyone I know doesn’t already know I’m insane. ;D

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Christmastree, 18
Boston

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Im looking for an OLDER WEALTHY man ONLY who sees me, knows exactly what I am, knows exactly what Im worth, and wants to fuck me until my wallet is the size of a boulder and my brain is mush.

Please, no lectures. I know what I want! My love of money is extreme and I want to meet a man who is as turned on by going broke as I am by getting filthy rich.

I am money OBSESSED and it would be my ultimate dream to end up a pathetic, used sloppy messed up rich kid. My cute face completely hidden by gobs and gobs of cum. My slack mouth full of it gargling while cum gushes out of my ripped up hole and oozing down both of my legs… and be rich! GAWD!

Comments

JasonCF – Sept 7, 2020
He wants a million dollars but he says you can fuck him for up to two years.

Dick S Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Slim
Body hair Shaved
Piercings Yes
Tattoos No
Smoking Yes
Speaks English
Position Bottom only
Kissing Yes
Oral Versatile
FF Passive
Dirty Yes
SM Yes
Rate per hour On request
Overnight On request

 

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onefreeplowjob, 22
Leeds

ONE FREE PLOW JOB WITH OUT CONDOM WITH EACH BOOKING OPEN MONDAY TO SUNDAY 6PM to 6AM APARTMENT LEEDS CITY CENTER

May I also recommend:

Foreplay: Everything you do before intercourse, like making out, holding each other while spooning, cute lil neck smooches, fingering, oral sex, spanking, humping, dirty talk, or even just sending a sext prior to pants coming off.

Cowgirl: A sex position where you have your legs on the outside of your partner’s hips and face them.

Deep Throating: A blow job technique where the giver puts as much of the penis into their mouth as they can (sometimes the whole penis) which can sometimes cause gagging or even vomiting.

Motorboating: The act of putting your face in between someone’s ass cheeks and moving your head back and forth quickly while making a raspberry sound with your tongue and lips (like the sound of a motorboat.)

Rusty Trombone: The act of performing a simultaneous rim job and hand job.

Creampie: The non-dessert definition is when semen visibly drips out of an anus after ejaculation during sex.

Shocker: When someone sticks their pointer and middle fingers inside someone’s anus, and then “surprises” them with a pinky finger in their urethra, hence “shocking” them.

Dirty Sanchez: An act where someone puts their finger into their partner’s ass, then wipes any fecal matter that may transfer onto their finger over that person’s lip, resulting in a poop mustache.

PAY UPFRONT. IF YOU SEE SOMEONE ON SOCIAL MEDIA WHO YOU KNOW IS ME, BUT THE NAME YOU KNOW ME BY IS NOT THE NAME DISPLAYED, DON’T MESSAGE ME THERE. WHILE YOU SHOULDN’T ASSUME ALL SEX WORKERS ARE IN “BAD SPOTS” SOME OF US ARE. IT WOULD BE MORE THOUGHTFUL IF I ELICIT YOUR QUESTION “ARE YOU OK?” WITH A WORRIED LOOK THAN “YAS! MAKE THAT MONEY BITCH.”

Dick M, Cut
Orientation Gay
Body Slim
Body hair Not very hairy
Piercings No
Tattoos No
Smoking Yes
Speaks English
Position Bottom only
Kissing Yes
Dirty Yes
FF Passive
SM Yes
Oral Bottom
Rate per hour 120 £
Overnight 1440 £

 

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the_blaster, 22
Berlin

You want to get a really nice, cute guy home and put your face under my hole and sniff my farts for …. mmmmm … let’s say 2 nice intense hours?

You want I should sit down and you attach your face to my hole and I feed you?

I have no job due to the pandemic but I do have a phone number. I will get to you where you believe and that is at your hotel.

Guestbook of the_blaster

HypnoGlory – Aug 27, 2020
He has a hydraulic system to make a caterpillar turn pale!

asslickingpig – Aug 24, 2020
Please tell me the ass in that drawing bears no resemblance to yours.

the_blaster (Owner) – Aug 17, 2020
Began exploring this with a neighbor man when I was very young and found it to be wonderful because of the level of communication and intimacy it created between us. Although that relationship didn’t last, I wouldn’t mind finding a life long eater and sniffer to continue to explore our sexuality together as well as be a partner in other aspects of life.

Dick XL, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Muscular
Body hair Little hair
Piercings No piercings
Tattoos No
Smoking No
Speaks Danish, German
Position Top only
Kissing No
FF No answer
S&M Yes
Dirty Yes
Oral Bottom
Rate per hour 200 €
Overnight On request

 

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NotEvenLegalMyDudes, 18
Kansas City

Yeah, I’m just a sad 15 year old dude, here because I lack dopamine and I need something to do. Feel free to ignore me or report me, or we can send nudes to each other or whatever. I’m cool with anything tbh.

If you’re really, and I do mean REALLY desperate for meeting up, you gotta come to me because haha I’m broke and I have no money obviously, hint. I don’t really recommend that though, as uh.. I am 15.

Guestbook of NotEvenLegalMyDudes

NotEvenLegalMyDudes (Owner) – Sept 2, 2020
(Before we go any further I should say that if you ARE really desperate for a meeting my is body new and may need a bit of tweaking)

Dick M Cut
Orientation Gay
Body Average
Body hair Smooth
Piercings No
Tattoos No
Smoking Socially
Speaks English
Position Versatile
Kissing Yes
Oral Versatile
FF No
Dirty No
SM No
Rate per hour 50 $
Overnight 250 $

 

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heypeoplepeace, 20
Portland

I am a non-binary symbolically Intersexual human. I go by They/them/theirs pronouns and am Non-Role (Not a “Man”, not a “Woman”). I am also ethically and consensually polyamorous.

: I may be 18 years of age, but my physical, chronological age says nothing about how many lives I have actually lived and experienced. My soul, the very essence of who I am, is way ‘older’ than how many years I have been on this earth, presently speaking

“Just another human-shaped configuration of organic matter, processing consciousness. ”

-It’s been awhile since I had sex. I am trying to remember what sex is like (among other things).

*While I’m trying to remember here are some of my other interests/likes, in no particular order:

Photography, singing/song-writing, art & poetry, music, esotericsm, meditation, yoga, healthy living, green living, communal living, tiny houses, travel, activism, Mark Ruffalo, Joaquin Phoenix, nature, movies & TV shows, dancing, languages & cultures, the human condition, clothing, food, some sciences (like: social sciences, pathology, biology, forensics/forensic pathology, criminal investigations, anthropology, psychology, herbology, aromatherapy, to name a few), animals of all kinds, some mathematics, graphic design/game & world design, astronomy, astrology, animated & anime movies/TV shows, birth/natal charts & zodiac signs, permaculture, gardening/micro-greens, botany, marine animals marine life, flora & fauna, retro/vintage stuff, collecting and looking at old cameras, Volkswagen (older cars/vans for travel and minimalistic living), geology, glass blowing, welding, bdsm/fetish/kink community, martial arts, riding horses, Woodstock/music festivals, Burning Man, snow globes, philosophy, fitness, most insects, late night talks/walks (to no place in particular), strategic puzzles/games that stimulate the brain, wood work (like carving and watching/participating in the process), ancestral learning of ones backgrounds and cultures, tarot, languages, candles, sex positivity, rock climbing & hiking, satisfying videos & noises, organic living, road trips, intimate connections, sleeping/dreaming, rocks/gems/crystals, intersectional feminism, humanitarianism, philanthropists, behaviorism, and learning about skills that will make a difference regarding cultivating functional and healthy relationships/partnerships with people on an interpersonal and social level, Sherlock Holmes/deducing people and situations in my head (and people watching), tattoos & piercings (and the meanings behind them that is specific to an individual), coming up with design ideas for apparel, BTS, cybernetics & biotech, time travel & talking about life & death, mythology or things based on real things but turned into mythology, other trans-humanist things, horror movies, homeopathics & natural medicines, altruism, forests (trees, bees, everything green and in between!), DJ-ing & club events, playing pool/billiards, fusbol, Pac-Man & other Arcade Games, going to amusement parks, and overall, just enjoying what life has to offer and making what I currently have last as long as plausible.

If we’re being specific, for those who are curious (I do however need to know what I actually would like in order to have the sex I need for my identity and overall person ):

– You value my needs first and foremost, and want to get to know me
– You’re honest about why you would like to have sex with me, and are able to be open about what you’d like out of this possible connection
– You’re accepting of Cosplay (whether you are one or not), Fetish/Kink/or other preference-based, Alternative communities (among other tribes)
– You’re actually aware of what’s going on in me during sex, and want to talk to about how excited/sad/happy/other emotion I’m feeling about what’s happening.
– We can’t always control how we feel, and life is very unpredictable and strong connections can be made in unexpected places. So, I don’t actually expect anything, and am trying my best to keep an open mind about what could actually happen.
-I need people who will join me in taking the time to find a complete and genuine resolution to my body’s needs as opposed to avoiding conflict by settling for quick, temporary satisfaction.
– People who are extremely supportive of my sexual goals by showing patience and a positive outlook.
– People that complement my body and the path it is on, people who are realistic about the hard work it can take to build and maintain functional and satisfying sex by working together in a symbiotic partnership.

Life is a long and arduous journey towards identity & self-expression, and for that I am grateful to find myself along the way

Guestbook of heypeoplepeace

Phillip63 – Sept 11, 2020
Horrible. Won’t shut up. Covered with makeup and products head to toe. Made my bed look like a Jackson Pollock painting. Once the makeup’s rubbed off, he looks like overcooked pasta. My God.

Dick L Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Slim
Body hair Shaved
Piercings Yes
Tattoos Yes
Smoking Yes
Speaks English
Position More bottom
Kissing Yes
Oral Versatile
FF No answer
Dirty No answer
SM Soft
Rate per hour On request
Overnight On request

 

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Racoon, 20
Bordeaux

Looking for a white colleague to help me lowkey fuck the hell out of this Arab boy.
#whitesupremacy

Guestbook of Racoon

Racoon (Owner) – Sept 3, 2020
Also im Italian American didn’t want to just put white and confuse anybody.

Anonymous – Sept 3, 2020
I like my Arabs like I like my coffee, ground up and in the freezer.

Dick XXL Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Muscular
Body hair Slim
Piercings No
Tattoos Yes
Smoking Yes
Speaks Arabic
Position Bottom only
Kissing No
Oral Versatile
FF Passive/Active
Dirty No
SM Yes
Rate per hour 80 €
Overnight 500 €

 

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skywalkeranakin, 18
Portland

Taught by father (who was always in out of prison) and older brothers to take a cock from an early age. Father taught his other sons to fuck me. Father now can’t get it up, though I still suck him off, and his friends. Other sons are deployed in military. Need cock, need cum, need money.

Guestbook of skywalkeranakin

kinkyfuckeryea – Sept 9, 2020
His demeanor is straighter than straight, like a Christian zealot jock, with a butt that turns the seat of his jeans into a Pritzker Prize winner, but once pantsed the hetero becomes a hertero, which is NOT A PROBLEM I might add.

Dick L Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Average
Body hair Little hair
Piercings No
Tattoos No
Smoking No
Speaks English
Position More bottom
Kissing Yes
Oral Versatile
FF Passive
Dirty WS only
SM Yes
Rate per hour 100 $
Overnight 400 $

 

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lickmedad, 19
Dublin

Don’t follow your dreams, follow me.

Guestbook of lickmedad

lickmedad (Owner) – Sept 5, 2020
You neglected to mention it cost you 600 €.

Charlieb1488 – Sept 5, 2020
I got well more than 150€ worth out of him but it took four stiff gin and tonics and a bottle of poppers.

Anonymous – Sept 1, 2020
What kind of entries are they here? We have almost six thousand years of cultural history behind us and most of the time the rabble was silent and you didn’t know what they were thinking. Then came the Internet and guest books like this look like a city where garbage disposal has been on strike for two months. I think what I see in the pictures is very cute and sexy and the fact that you are not in the top 10% of the income pyramid and cannot afford 150 EUR an hour is hardly the fault of the escort. This is more likely due to the wrong career decisions of those morons who have posted these entries.

RyanReynolds – Aug 31, 2020
The stuff you’ve heard about him is not true…he’s way worse. Whatever fucks he gives are not in bed.

Oman_11 – Aug 31, 2020
curious to know who made this shaggy dweeb with a decent butt think he’s worth 150 €

helios64 – Aug 31, 2020
You’re not my type at all and I’ve heard mixed things about you but I’m told you give the best head and will brighten my day in a matter of seconds which is something I would not want to miss out on?

Psycoza – Aug 31, 2020
overpriced flamer that will take all your troubles and make them unforgettable

Dick L Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Slim
Body hair Shaved
Piercings No
Tattoos No
Smoking Yes
Speaks English
Position More bottom
Kissing Yes
Oral Versatile
FF No answer
Dirty No answer
SM Soft
Rate per hour 150 €
Overnight On request

 

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woahstormy, 23
Fulda

I offer here my willing Argentinian whore in a frenzy on Saturday August 8th, 2020!!!

I can pack his ass in lingerie, strings, jocks, ripped cut-offs, or I can deface it with instructive graffiti.

I let you fuck him everywhere: private, outdoor, stairwell, parking garage, toilet as you like.

I personally go craziest when see it in girl’s lingerie but it’s up to you.

Guestbook of woahstormy

woahstormy (Owner) – Sept 10, 2020
For those who order escorts and don’t pay, I’m a legally registered gun owner so don’t think about it.

Dick L, Uncut
Orientation Bi
Body Slim
Body hair Shaved
Speaks Portugese
Position Bottom only
Kissing No
S&M Yes
Oral Top
Fisting Passive
Safe Sex Never
Rate per hour 80 €
Overnight On request

 

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MONSTERRR, 19
Caracas

I’m in the DblDigitClub. You MUST have AT LEAST 10” INCHES to be a member. Gets Hard and Stays Hard. My cock’s SO HUGE it won’t fit most people so I just mess around. Oh and I never cum.

Guestbook of MONSTERRR

Frenchwittyandplayful – Sept 8, 2020
Badly needs money and really hates what he’s having to do to get it.

Anonymous – Sept 4, 2020
I have wanted to meet him for a long time. I had not succeeded though. I was looking at the photos he was uploading and I was trying to imagine what those big pretty feet were trying to tell me about his cock. We made an appointment yesterday. He came home around 12 at night. I open the door and I was taken aback. I see in front of me a thin cute, small teenager sweating in the summer heat. While I dealt with my surprise and disappointment I told him to go to the living room and sit on the couch. He took off his Bermuda shorts and the T-shirt he was wearing and stayed just with his black briefs. His cock was erased through his underwear. But it was inflating madly. His legs are thin and hairless. The same with his chest. And yet that ever growing cock so wrong on his body and yet .. so right. It was as if he had come out of a comic book. I was beginning to have fun, I tell him to get up and stand right in front of me. I looked down at his black panties and suddenly the biggest and most beautiful cock I had ever seen in my life was thrown in front of me. Stone from the erection, full in the vein with a huge shiny prick head that was looking forward to fucking my mouth. I started licking. The taste of his cock was wonderful. After a few moments I stopped the mouthpiece and just looked at him ecstatically. I had in front of me a little golden boy with a god-hard cock like I had never seen before. I took him to the bedroom. He lay down and I licked his little sternum, his legs, his nipples and of course the most beautiful and largest cock in Caracas. The boy roared with his cock and after a while he threw his delicious juices in my mouth. I did not let a drop go to waste. Next time I will try to let him fuck me. As long as I find the courage, of course. Guys, those of you who lick skinny teenage boys, two-dimensional, with a huge God-hard cock is the ideal. I will also say it one last time. The most beautiful biggest and explosive dick in Caracas. Try it and you will remember me. Good summer to everyone.

Dick XXL Uncut
Orientation Bi
Body Slim
Body hair Little hair
Piercings No
Tattoos Yes
Smoking Yes
Speaks English
Position Prefer not to say
Kissing Yes
Oral Bottom
FF Active
Dirty No
SM No answer
Rate per hour On request
Overnight On request

 

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imaginativethoughts, 23
Hamburg

I’m new to this app. I hope I can find someone here who will pay me for the rest of our lives.

Guestbook of imaginativethoughts

imaginativethoughts (Owner) – Aug 25, 2020
Make sure your hands are clean if you want to touch my face.

Executive1 – Aug 22, 2020
I had a bad experience with this guy. In short, had a great time fucking him but made the mistake of having him to my place – he kept coming back to my house uninvited, showing up in the middle of the night, breaking in and crawling in bed with me, and it was bad. Made me stop hiring escorts for a bit to re-evaluate.

imaginativethoughts (Owner) – Aug 18, 2020
I’m only looking for a 24/7 type someone just because I think it’s for me, plus I hate working haha.

Dick L Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Average
Body hair Little hair
Piercings No
Tattoos No
Smoking Yes
Speaks English
Position Versatile
Kissing Consent
Oral Versatile
FF Prefer not to say
Dirty Prefer not to say
SM Yes
Rate per hour 180 €
Overnight 800 €

 

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deeeeephole, 24
Los Angeles

I need to find a job, does anyone know of any?

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Fist videos available 📼:
– in a pool with models
-in the locker room in the gym after workout
-in the woods of Trentino
– scary orgy

Dick M Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Average
Body hair Shaved
Piercings No
Tattoos No
Smoking No
Speaks English
Position Bottom only
Kissing Yes
Oral Top
FF Passive
Dirty No answer
SM Yes
Rate per hour 175 $
Overnight 500 $

 

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italianBoyInDenmark, 18
Vordingborg Municipality

I know how to make love on bed 🛌 but I don’t give you a guaranteed about my lust I m Maserati 🔱 everyone want to drive me but it not possible 🏎️ I have awful taste in music 🎷 I can only fuck you with Viagra and only if it works 𓂺

Guestbook of italianBoyInDenmark

AndrewGreen101 – Sept 12, 2020
speaking of his nose, if you’re into eating snot he has the most voluminous and delicious boogers, i couldn’t keep my tongue out his nostrils.

italianBoyInDenmark (Owner) – Sept 2, 2020
I would also like to say that even if the pictures turn you on, I’m not a doll. Roman big snout.

italianBoyInDenmark (Owner) – Sept 2, 2020
Relationship possible, however taking it slow having just come out of a relationship with a “XXL top” that actually was not XXL at all. Saddest part about the relationship is that I loved him. God the tears… 6 months invested for nothing.

Dick L Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Slim
Body hair Smooth
Piercings No
Tattoos No
Smoking Socially
Speaks Italian, English
Position More bottom
Kissing Yes
Oral Versatile
FF No
Dirty No
SM Yes
Rate per hour 90 €
Overnight On request

 

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MasterMillerJames, 20
Somewhere on earth

I’m currently looking to buy a boy who’ll undertake the duties of being snuffed. I pay anywhere from $500 to $25,000 depending on the quality. The ideal boy will be aged 18 – 25 and preferably be smooth. The process will take a week, and he will have his own private bedroom during that time. Anyone with a boy for sale interested can message me.

ALL of the boys who are featured in the many photo’s on this profile are some of the people I have had the pleasure to snuff over the past 30 or so years. Yes, I know there are many people shown here. But I’ve been a lucky Bastard!

Guestbook of MasterMillerJames

Anonymous – Sept 11, 2020
Dude! Not again!!!

MasterMillerJames (Owner) – Sept 7, 2020
To you people who keep reporting me it doesn’t take long to make a new account so save yourself some time and just let me be me.

Anonymous – Sept 1, 2020
Likely story

Anonymous – Sept 1, 2020
I sold him someone (not pictured) in 1997. The guy vanished clean as a whistle. Very professional.

BlackEbony2 – Aug 30, 2020
ZOOOOINKS!!! LIKE WHAT THE HELL MAN

MasterMillerJames (Owner) – Aug 23, 2020
And has he been tweeting lately?

Anonymous – Aug 23, 2020
These laughable profiles you launch here every few months might be a tiny bit less embarrassing if one of your “kills” wasn’t active on Twitter.

Anonymous – Aug 23, 2020
there oughta be a law!

Dick Prefer not to say
Orientation Gay
Body Prefer not to say
Body hair Prefer not to say
Piercings Yes
Tattoos A lot
Smoking Yes
Speaks English
Position Top only
Kissing Yes
Oral Bottom
FF Yes
Dirty Yes
SM Yes
Rate per hour 250 $
Overnight 25000 $

 

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kenny, 18
Indianapolis

I’m a Virgin with same sex I’ve thot about it I just want uh suck a dick to see if I’m bi curious or what My first time I want $500 for 2 hour cuz I’m uhmazin

Guestbook of kenny

kenny (Owner) – Sept 5, 2020
That was horrible I’m not bi I’m over it Done

homas457 – Sept 5, 2020
We chilled at my place with some weed and edibles to calm his nerves. Once he was thoroughly spaced out, I pulled my pants down and he gave me his first ever blow job, very sloppy. After I was done with his mouth, we proceeded to the bed where I took off all his clothes and got him on all fours. Then with an “oh shit, oh shit” I gave him hit after hit of poppers until he didn’t seem to know where he was I grabbed his hips, driving my body into his. I covered his mouth and nose as I fucked him relentlessly. I put my hands in his mouth, using it like horse reigns as I pounded the living shit out of him. And then I came hard deep inside him. And just like that, I’d popped his cherry. And then it was over. An epic two hours to mark an epic occassion.

Dick M Cut
Orientation Bi
Body Slim
Body hair Little hair
Piercings No
Tattoos No
Smoking No
Speaks English
Position Prefer not to say
Kissing No
Oral Top
FF No
Dirty No
SM No
Rate per hour 500 $
Overnight On request

 

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WitchMarks, 22
Fort Worth

I guess looking to be owned. I rather be owned once and for all tha hip around with different renters over the years so if you think your the one to make me forever hit me up.

I prefer to live the luxury lifestyle but then again a sleazy pig half the time. I have seen quite a bit on the internet so I can see what the life is like.

Guestbook of WitchMarks

WitchMarks (Owner) – Sept 12, 2020
Update I want to never be seen or heard from again and not be allowed to go outside.

WitchMarks (Owner) – Sept 2, 2020
Oh I have a very visible “nub” that protects my elongated tailbone; it looks like a small vagina above my ass, but it is not another hole. It looks like a Georgia O’keeffe flower made of flesh.

WitchMarks (Owner) – Sept 2, 2020
Update I am looking for experienced bottoms who could help me with how to prepare myself for anal sex. Because I know you give yourself an enema, but then what?

Dick L Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Muscular
Body hair Some
Piercings No
Tattoos Yes
Smoking Yes
Speaks English
Position More bottom
Kissing Yes
Oral Versatile
FF Passive
Dirty WS only
SM Yes
Rate per hour 180 $
Overnight On request

 

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1HourToCum, 22
Madrid

Please fuck me I am young married male but wife can’t play anymore she has a issue that can’t play but I am healthy and can play you bet your life but I have never taken it up the butt so please be gentle

Guestbook of 1HourToCum

mrmarsh – Sept 4, 2020
god i loved fucking you you hot pathetic little pussy arse bitch!!

AaronByers – Aug 31, 2020
Go round drop your pants go anywhere you want on anything you want. Fuck him , use him , and filth then leave it for him to sort out the after math.

Leland – Aug 25, 2020
go’won lads go give him the bucks, you dont wanna miss smashing in his hole!! trust me!!

1HourToCum (Owner) – Aug 21, 2020
I can also act as your guide while in Madrid and offer culltured conversation because both my appearance and demenour are completely heterosexual.

Anonymous – Aug 20, 2020
Rim him butt search him fuck him pass him around your friends. He has no stamina so he can’t do anything if you hurt him.

Dick L Uncut
Orientation Hetero
Body Average
Body hair Average
Piercings No
Tattoos No
Smoking Yes
Speaks Spanish, English
Position Bottom only
Kissing Consent
Oral Versatile
FF No answer
Dirty No
SM No
Rate per hour 45 €
Overnight On request

 

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Youngneedold, 19
Bay Laguna

his name is Jay alagdon
from Bay Laguna Philippines
I’m his exboyfriend looking for someone new for him
He’s living in his family
He has 1 bother 4 sister and father, mother
He had work in a company online shop but now he stops to his work because there so many people coronavirus
He’s 19 year old this year he’s 20 year old his birthday December 03
I’m his exboyfriend but now I’m ready for him to have new boyfriend I want to find him one
I am 58 year old
He wants 50 year old to up

Guestbook of Youngneedold

Youngneedold (Owner) – Sept 7, 2020
That’s vile but I will admit you have a point

Anonymous – Sept 7, 2020
You want racist? That Philippino boys live longer than dogs and cats is one of Mother Nature’s biggest anomalies.

markies – Sept 6, 2020
He is very optimistic person and loves dancing and singing.

thickforboys – Sept 2, 2020
That qualifies yes.

lauren – Sept 2, 2020
Ok if you want to keep one of hundreds of interchangeably nice, obedient, effeminate, fairly cute Philippino boys around to tidy your house and fuck whenever you want I think he would make a good boyfriend.

thickforboys – Sept 2, 2020
Try us.

lauren – Sept 2, 2020
I went on a pleasant date with him that had a happy ending but I don’t know how to talk about it without sounding like a racist.

Dick M Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Slim
Body hair Smooth
Piercings No
Tattoos No
Smoking No
Speaks English, Filipino
Position Bottom only
Kissing Yes
Oral Versatile
FF No answer
Dirty WS only
SM Yes
Rate per hour On request
Overnight On request

 

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BadBoi4WhiteyDaddy, 24
Reno

I have a unabashed love for white men and I am looking for a white man to make me his boywife! Therefore that makes me heavily into traditionalist gender. I am very traditional and I am also very conservative. I want a husband who is interested in marriage, a home and family.

I have a deep attraction towards Caucasian men (guess you can call it racial fetish). As a Latino, I feel a sense of natural inferiority towards white men. I see them as superior and I find myself shy towards them. I have a fantasy of becoming “white owned” in carrying his American surname with pride. I will only want to be referred by my new surname so the entire world can know I belong to a superior White Man. If it is important to him, I will convert my religion for him and I will follow his political ideas for him. It will be my role as his supportive wife.

Like in the old stories of an exotic foreigner who is saved from her land by her White Hero. Taken and claimed by her White colonizer Savior and taught and instilled by Caucasian culture and values. She becomes the proud wife of her White Conqueror Husband. He is the Man of the House and his rules are law and to be respected. His authority is not to be questioned. And she wouldn’t want it any other way. To adopt his culture, to be taught the right way, the WHITE way.

My “obsession”developed when I was a boy. Watching how White American men are portrayed as heroes and rescuers. Always saving the world. The ones who make all the decisions. The ones who makes us safe. They are always praised for their sacrifice, patriotism and heroics. I find myself safer and protected with one. I want my superior White Savior Husband!

Dick L Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Muscular
Body hair Smooth
Piercings No
Tattoos Yes
Smoking No
Speaks English
Position More bottom
Kissing Yes
Oral Versatile
FF Active/Passive
Dirty No
SM Yes
Rate per hour On request
Overnight On request

 

 

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p.s. Hey. ** _Black_Acrylic, Yes, for sure RIP Diana Rigg. Coolness central. New episode! My day is no longer silence-doomed. Everyone, If you have not yet listened to the new episode of Ben ‘Jack Your Body’ Robinson’s ‘Play Therapy’ — his radio show/podcast — you are in for an exhilarating treat in the form of ‘ Italo Disco, Chicago House, Jamaican Dancehall and even some Psychedelic Trance too’. Here. And killer! Congrats about Leeds. The Marseilles team won some big match on the last night I was there, and the city went nuts, and walking back to my hotel constituted a very treacherous journey. ** David Ehrenstein, Hi. Thanks for the fill-in about the NYT. Yes, that is definitely something that’s happening prominently here, thanks in no small part to the pioneering of my friend/ collaborator the actress Adele Haenel who was the first prominent young actress to call out her abuse in the industry. So, yes, that dialogue is very much in the air. I assumed you must’ve known John. He’s a good pal of mine and just the nicest, most generous person pretty much ever. John says he’s done with making films, but I think if the opportunity aka funding arose, he probably would add at least one more title to his oeuvre. I’ve said this to you before, and I know you must have your reasons, but I don’t understand why you don’t share your sale on Facebook or whatever other social media you have. You’re hugely more likely to reach people in SoCal there, plus your friends there could share the info and alert yet others. I don’t know that there are so many people in LA who read this blog. It’s up to you, obviously, but it seems like you would have much more success finding interested buyers that way. ** Misanthrope, Hi, Georgey. Ha ha, yeah, I don’t even know why your Robbe-Grillet reference makes sense, but it does to me too now that you mention it. Huh. Happy Kayla’s birthday! Did she get her guitar? What else have you got planned du jour? ** G, Hi! Maryse directed you to eBay, but you can also watch ‘PGL’ VOD on Vimeo if you want. Here. The Marseilles events went really well. Zac and I were very happy. Oh, wow, thank you so very, very much about LCTG. I think you’re the first person who recognised all those texts from their original sources, cool. I don’t think of the LCTG scenes as adaptations really. It’s more that there were these dialogues in my fiction that I thought would work well and differently if they were spoken, so I stole them, ha ha. Anyway, thank you, that’s just wonderful to hear. ** Bill, Hi, B. Marseilles was really good. It’s an intense city. And with the COVID situation, even more. A lot of tension, exacerbated by high heat while we were there, but kind of a fascinating city. Well, it was great other than realising from all the walking that my broken toe is still very painful and I need to see a doctor, ugh. Thanks for the tip to ‘The Time Machine’. I’ll try to chase it down. ** Dominik! Big D! Hey! The ultimate sight for sore eyes! Oh, I’m so sorry you went through the anxiety but totally chill and understanding on my end. I’m pretty good. Lots of working on stuff and just got back from a good trip to Marseilles to show our films. Only bad thing is the COVID cases are suddenly skyrocketing in France, and we’re about to get new restrictions, and everyone’s pretty anxious about what they will be. Cool about the proofreading training gig, and that you’re so into it. Are you still thinking of relocating to Amsterdam? And, yes, I read the new SCAB yesterday, and it’s majorly great! Congrats!!!!! Very exciting. Everyone, Dominik’s great zine/site SCAB has a brand new issue out, and I read it yesterday, and it full of knock outs. There are things by local Josiah Morgan and other writers who’ve been featured here (Evan Isoline, Josh Peterson, Chris Kelso) and more and more. You are guaranteed to feel enlightened and jazzed if you click this and start poring. So, dude, I’m so happy to see you!!!!! Love erupting from every which way, me. ** David Bowman, Hi, David. Welcome to here, and thank you a lot for entering. Yes, why in the world I didn’t put the Big Star examples in that post back when I originally made it is a true mystery to the current me. Thanks! How are you? What’s going on? ** Ian, Hi, Ian! How very nice to see you! That’s awesome that ‘Berg’ ended up working its magic on you. Maybe it can be a short short story? I mean if it peaks before the 1000 word point? Micro-fiction is as diggable as ‘average’ length style if you ask me. I hope the post got you back into your story finishing. You can imagine me sitting across the room smiling encouragingly and staring  daggers at you simultaneously if that would work. Safety is the byword, thanks. You too. ** Jeff J, Hi, Jeff. I kind of laid out the Marseilles trip up above somewhere. One great thing is that while there a possibility arose that, if it works out, would lead to a huge, huge help to getting our new film financed, made, etc. Super exciting. It’s not for sure, but it looks very promising. So that would be incredible because we’ve been pretty stuck what with the traveling restrictions and the limited funding possibilities here in France due to the film being in English. Gisele is reading the new script today, I think, so we’ll meet and talk about it this week. Hang in there on the voice hunt. You know how it is. It’ll come and more quickly the less concerned you are about it arriving. Oh, Pialat. Gosh, it’s been ages since I watched t=his films. The only ones I remember specifically seeing are ‘Under the Sun of Satan’ and Police’. I remember being impressed by them but not being excessively excited? Worth a dedicated revisit? ** Steve Erickson, That sound you describe is pretty much the main Mellotron sound. It’s not a hugely flexible instrument. But, yes, that sound is a dreamy one that can pretty much turn anything song that utilises it into an (at least) flawed beauty. The weekend went very well. The traveling was very easy and smooth. Nice to be in such a de-populated airport, and the flights were completely fine. Really no problems or stressfulness at all. I’ve heard about the existence of ‘The Monopoly of Violence’, but that’s all. I do like the films of Simon Liu’s that I’ve seen, yes. I should try to do a post about him. Noted. How’s the Tsai Ming-liang? ** Right. The 15th of the month = equals you-know-what as aways. See you tomorrow.

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