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Month: December 2022 (Page 9 of 13)

Spotlight on … Mina Loy Insel (1937) *

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‘After finishing Mina Loy’s Insel, one has the impression of clasping a thing of material beauty – a slim volume composed of densely packed prose and rich, earthy imagery – even as before the eyes this solid, textual object shape-shifts, dissolves into one vaporous idea which quickly transforms itself into a contradictory yet no less sublime vision. And suddenly one notices that this “will-o’-the-wisp” world, inhabited just moments ago, has slipped completely through the fingers. Only another read could allow for its retrieval, though it would, more than likely, be an entirely new world that was discovered.

‘Such is the enigma of Loy’s work. To call this novel a surrealist satire of surrealism is just one example of the paradox Loy presented readers eager to classify and interpret Insel. As Elizabeth Arnold points out in her extremely elucidative afterword, Loy was a modern artist who rejected adherence to any one modernist movement, absorbing influences from the Futurists, Dadaists and Surrealists, while also holding herself at a critical distance and fiercely guarding her own artistic independence. Thus Arnold quite astutely shows how in Insel Loy deftly manipulates elements of the surreal in order to subvert the surrealist manifesto, taking particular aim at its inherent misogyny which dismissed the work of serious female artists like Loy herself.

Insel recounts the existence of the wraith-like artist Insel from the perspective of his patron, Mrs. Jones, closely mirroring Loy’s own relationship with Surrealist painter Richard Oelze. Despite Insel’s abhorrent appearance and dissolute behavior, his is a sympathetic character who, in Loy’s mystical hands, attains a certain supernatural power – what in the text is referred to as his Strahlen, or, loosely translated, his radiance. The narrative spools into Gordian knots – language so impenetrable yet glittering with the lyricism of Loy the poet – to express Insel’s inexpressible force:

‘Either he had a peculiar power of projecting his visualizations or some leak in his psyche enabled you to tap the half-formulated concepts that drifted through his mind: glaucous shades dissolved and deepened into the unreal tides of an ocean without waves. Where in the bottom of slumber an immobile oncome of elementals formed of a submarine snow, and some aflicker, like drowned diamonds blew out their rudimentary bellies – almost protruded foetal arms over all an aimless baton of inaudible orchestra – a colorless water-plant growing the stumpy battlements of a castle in a game of chess waved in and out of perceptibility its vaguely phallic reminder –.

‘This power with which Loy invests Insel serves as societal critique by elevating the marginalized, a common thread in Loy’s writings. Insel, the outcast bohemian, transcends the world that has rejected him.

‘Nevertheless, it is Mrs. Jones who ultimately prevails, slipping from Insel’s mystical hold through her own act of creation. Insel, then, comes to stand for the “surrealist man,” as suggested by the fragmentary ending of what was Loy’s unfinished manuscript, layering the story of a single artist’s decadence with powerful reflections upon gender, race, modernity and artistic creation. Through the character of Insel, Loy interrogates the surrealist project, and, quite possibly, its role in the unfolding of twentieth-century history, by locating the artist at the intersection of sublime, disembodied truth and the coarse realities of a day-to-day existence.

‘But beyond these existential questions, this is a book for those who adore language. Loy’s highly esoteric vocabulary mines linguistic possibility, uncovering words like the rarest of gems and placing them in settings of baroque syntax, where they overwhelm with brilliance. Yet these sentences are handled so deftly, with the poet’s ear for rhythm and sound, that the weighty diction becomes paradoxically weightless, washing over the reader in musical waves. Clearly Insel is the work of a writer at the height of her powers, wielding her art as a tool both to delight and to provoke.

‘This provocation is most apparent in the themes Loy chooses to address. Poverty, gender, race, drug use – all were controversial when the book was written, yet her handling of these themes remains shocking to this day, in large part due to the cryptic manner in which the narrative addresses them. One particular scene shows a brawl erupting between Insel and two “negresses”. The prose in this passage, as in almost all the book, leaves the reader disoriented, but here it is particularly unsettling because the portrayal is decidedly offensive, if not downright racist. Nevertheless, it is likely the narrative adopts this tone with the express purpose to appall, to expose the social hierarchy which endowed even Insel, a repulsive bum, with the power of the white male’s privilege. The bold, contrasting black and white imagery which surrounds the characters, Loy’s comparison of the two prostitutes to a kind of dark wood being eaten away by Insel’s “microscopic function of a termite”, and the narrator’s later choice to side with the women when Insel complains to her about them: All point to Loy’s curious rhetorical technique of attacking pre-existing power structures with a feint at the very groups exploited by the status quo. Those who live on the shadowy fringe are therefore thrust into stark relief, forcing her readers to confront the uncomfortable truth of their plight. As Rachel Potter and Suzanne Hobson argue in their introduction to The Salt Companion to Mina Loy, “She has a genius for leading her readers down a particular road only to switch directions at the last moment”.

‘Above all, Insel is a self-referential novel by an artist ever aware of the vagaries of artistic creation. It is a book within a book, featuring a narrator frustrated by the limitations of language even as she spins sentences of pure gossamer – all while laboring on her own novel beyond the novel. And hovering over this many-layered world is the poet’s hand, manipulating the countless threads of her masterpiece like a puppet master demanding to be seen and heard. Compelling us take in the work of her dexterous fingers without missing a single detail on her stage. It is a tall order for a reader, but the attempt is infinitely rewarding.’ — Amanda Sarasien

 

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Gallery


Mina Loy circa 1912


Mina Loy photographed by Man Ray


Mina Loy and Peggy Guggenheim


Brancusi, Tristan Tzara, Mina Loy, Jane Heap & Margaret Anderson


Mina Loy (center) with Jane Heap, Ezra Pound


Mina Loy photographed by Lee Miller, 1930


Mina Loy circa 1952


Mina Loy photographed by Jonathan Williams, 1964

 

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Further

Mina Loy Online
‘The Sacred Prostitute’, by Mina Loy
‘Mina Loy’s ‘Colossus’ and the Myth of Arthur Cravan’
Mina Loy @ The Academy of American Poets
‘Mina Loy’s Life’
‘Mina Loy: The Forgotten Modernist’
‘Feminist Manifesto’, by Mina Loy
‘The Mina Loy Mysteries: Legend and Language’
Mina Loy @ goodreads
‘The Unsung Work of Mina Loy’
Audio: Mina Loy @ PennSound
‘Bringing Back Mina Loy’
‘Eugenicist Mistress & Ethnic Mother: Mina Loy and Futurism’
‘The Early Poetry of Mina Loy’
‘MINA LOY: NAVIGATING THE AVANT-GARDE’
‘Body Matters: Mina Loy and the Art of Intuition’
‘Exceptionalism of Mina Loy and the gender politics of canon formation’
Book: ‘Stories and Essays of Mina Loy’ (Dalkey Archive)
‘LETTER FROM ARTHUR CRAVAN TO MINA LOY’
‘Not an Apology: Mina Loy’s Geniuses’
‘The Best-Kept Secret in Twentieth-Century Poetry’
‘Mina Loy and the Electric Body’
‘Fashion Victims: Mina Loy’s Travesties’
‘Mina Loy’s Sentimental Satire’
Buy ‘Insel’

 

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Extras


Mina Loy, Artist: From Rogue to Rags


Charles Bernstein — Mina Loy Aphorisms on Futurism


Lecture: Mina Loy/Feminist Manifesto


Mina Loy Lecture


“An Old Woman,” by Mina Loy


There is no Life or Death, by Mina Loy

 

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Artworks

‘When Mina Loy arrived in New York at the end of October 1916, her name was already well known in Manhattan’s most radical art and literary circles. The writings of this beautiful and brilliant English poet had been praised by T.S. Eliot and Ezra Pound and had appeared in the leading American avant-garde magazines. Shortly after her arrival in America, she was profiled in The New York Evening Sun as the exemplary “modern woman.” Indeed, if you wanted to know the latest trend, the Sun reporter boasted, just ask Mina Loy. “She can tell what futurism is and where it came from.”

‘While pursuing her literary activities, Loy worked with equal intensity as a visual artist. From childhood, she drew with confidence and, as a teenager, she escaped the confines of her parent’s Victorian home in London to partake of bohemian life, first at an art school in Munich, and then later, in Paris, as a fixture of Gertrude Stein’s and Mable Dodge’s salons. In Paris she married the English painter Steven Haweis and, at the age of 24, was elected a member of the Salon d’Automne, where her work received its first critical notice. Her Florentine years (1907-1916) were marked by an intense infatuation and falling out with the Futurists, particularly F.T. Marinetti and Giovanni Papini (with whom she had tempestuous affairs). In Florence she also met the American writer Carl Van Vechten, who took an active interest in her work. He purchased at least one of her paintings, sent her drawings to galleries and her poems to magazines, thereby encouraging her to live by writing and art-making—which she struggled to do for the rest of her life.’ — Francis M. Naumann

 

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Interview
with Mina Loy’s biographer

 

Jacket2: What prompted you to write her biography? Did you want to redress the neglect of her work, or were you more interested in telling the tale of her extremely complicated life?

Carolyn Burke: Some of each. It didn’t occur to me to write a biography at first. I was going to look at her poetry as a painter’s poetry, because I’ve always been interested in exchanges between artists and writers. When I returned to the U.S. in 1978 it dawned on me that I knew more about her than almost anyone, because the sheer digging around had unearthed quite a lot.

Where did you dig?

I began by looking up all the remaining expatriates and Surrealists in Paris. It was fortunate that I was on the spot and knew some of them. After that I had to find her two daughters and start digging in the U.S., England, Munich, and Italy.

She was at first a painter. From what I can gather, it seems she began to write poetry when inspired by the wild energy of the Futurists in Italy. Could you talk about her context in the decade leading up to and including the First World War — her association with the avant-garde, the Salon d’Automne and the Futurists?

It was a crucial period in her life and one that took years to unearth. Although the Salon d’Automne was held in Paris, there were only the slightest references to her showing there and to the art school she attended in the 1900s. I tried to find the records for both places but they didn’t exist any more — so I had to go about it in a devious fashion. I was able to get the titles of all the paintings that she’d shown, because the catalogues still exist, but I had to research the rest through the memoirs of people who lived in Montparnasse at the time.

Mina was not a daring painter in those days. She was an accomplished Post-Impressionist who did quite well for an English woman of 23 in that she was elected to the Salon d’Automne. This meant that you were a life member and could show your work without going through the selection process. But she was not as bold a painter as she would become a poet. Which is not surprising; she always said that she went into a sort of backwater, a genteel backwater, when she and her husband left Paris and moved to Florence in 1907. That cut short her career as a Post-Impressionist.

She had a child die.

Yes. Which was probably the reason for the marriage — she was pregnant. After the death of their daughter, she may have had a nervous breakdown. There’s not much information about that but she did enter treatment with a young doctor at the time — whose widow I was able to find in Paris.

People didn’t move so much there, so you could track them down — those who were still alive. I also met two wonderful women in their nineties: Gabrielle Picabia and Juliette Roche-Gleizes, who was a painter. They had known her in New York. They had wonderful things to tell me — both about the New York Dada days and about the earlier days in Paris. That was invaluable.

So the Haweises moved to Italy in 1907 for economic reasons?

Also because of the disarray between them — yes. They went to try to salvage things between them as well as live on her little income.

And this is where she encountered the extraordinary Futurists and had affairs with Papini and Marinetti. She found some intellectual excitement with the Futurists that had been lacking for her previously . . .

When she moved to Florence she had a period of doldrums, because she lived for about the next five years among these very genteel English and American expatriates, the most eminent of whom would be Bernard Berenson, and people like Gordon Craig and Mabel Dodge Luhan — a wealthy American who became her best friend. These people were leading a fin-de-siècle life, as if the nineteenth century had not yet come to a close. They were given to costume parties and renaissance festivities — unlike Mina, they were able to play out their fantasies in a grand way. Nonetheless, it was an aesthetic backwater as far as she was concerned.

In the meantime, she had two more children, a girl and a boy, and she was leading a life that did not stimulate her much — a round of social events, tea-drinking, gossip about people’s affairs. It was meeting Gertrude Stein, whose friend she became and whose manuscripts she read, and then Marinetti and his gang, that woke her from this period of lassitude.

Also Mabel Dodge played a role in that she was very much given to intellectual pursuits. She and Mina read Freud, Bergson, some of the Eastern philosophers — they were immersed in what was called the New Thought — so you put all that together and it was a climate ripe for something new to happen. But I think the direct influence of Stein and Marinetti was what impelled her into poetry.

Marinetti was aware of her first as a person rather than as an artist and much later Ezra Pound knew her work — both those men had terrible beliefs about women’s lack of ability to make art. Do you think that her encounter with Marinetti (whose philosophy she later rejected completely) was a reason for her early feminism?

Yes, in part.

She was so much ahead of her time in that regard.

She wrote her Feminist Manifesto in a kind of intellectual dialogue with Marinetti — in response to some of the debates within Futurism on the issue of the Futurist woman. And in response to his disdain for “ordinary” women. He told her that she was an exception, but she refused the role of the exceptional woman, for which I’ve always admired her. She wrote in response to this situation. Indeed, she showed her paintings in the first international Futurist art exhibition in 1914, but also told Marinetti that she felt too much solidarity with her own sex to agree with his ideas. She was very thoughtful on that subject — at the same time, she always credited Marinetti with waking her up. He had a beneficial effect on her. He was one of those people who had an invigorating effect on others. So, like his Futurist movement, he was kind of a mixed bag. But since Mina was a person who reacted to what others did, it was actually good for her to have to respond to Marinetti’s misogyny — in her wonderful poems on the “sex war” as she called it and her satires of Italian males like Marinetti.

In 1914 she told Carl Van Vechten: “I have a fundamental masculine conceit that ascribes lack of appreciation of my work to lack of perspicacity in the observer.” Do you think she was being ironic or do you think she was actually that confident — or is that perhaps something that women do?

Ah, that’s a difficult one. She could be very ironic. Her correspondence with Van Vechten has this teasing account of her mixed nature described in the terms of the time as partly masculine and partly feminine. Sometimes she was quite serious about that, because she had such a good brain, and she tended to identify logic with something more masculine. So she was probably being both. When one’s in doubt about the tone of a poem, she’s usually doing several things — so I would say in answer to that question, she’s probably doing some of each.

There was also the period of her friendship with Natalie Barney, Djuna Barnes and the other expatriate writers in Paris — but during this time she published or perhaps even wrote very little . . . is this the case?

Well, as she said, she was so busy running the lampshade business that it took all her time. But I also feel that after her first book of poems was published in 1923, and then segments of her long autobiographical poem Anglo-Mongrels and the Rose came out in the next two years, that she had temporarily run out of material; she had come to a standstill. She began writing about Cravan during that time, as far as I can tell. When she started writing again it was prose rather than poetry, but she didn’t get the necessary leisure or the peace of mind until she sold the shop. By the early thirties she was immersed in what she called her novel — which was really many versions of a highly autobiographical account of her upbringing.

However, she was present at those salons. They must have been extraordinary . . .

Yes. I was fortunate in that I was able to interview Berthe Cleyrergue, Natalie Barney’s “gouvernante” — the woman who looked after everything, in Barney’s house. I also talked a bit with Djuna Barnes about those days and drew on her Ladies Almanack — an extraordinary roman à clef about that salon. I’ve reconstructed Barney’s Académie des Femmes as Mina participated in it, and hope that I’ve gotten a bit of the teasing tone that went on there, as well as the sexual high jinks. It was quite an atmosphere. Mina Loy read there — a few of her poems. And she was probably the only heterosexual member — an interesting position, which she was teased about.

Mina returned to New York in the late thirties. Did she begin to frequent the Bowery then?

No, she didn’t really get to the Bowery until the late forties. She had lived in New York in the middle of World War I, and always said that it was the only city where she had been happy. So she returned to the U.S. just before the outbreak of World War II because her daughters had settled in New York and were terribly worried about their mother in Paris as Hitler was taking over. She had a very low period for about the next ten years — from ’37 to ’47. She no longer felt at home — so much time had passed — she had in her head memories of the 1910s, the Dada group, and the Arensberg circle, and these people had scattered. She no longer felt adequate to the social and artistic scene. She did write a bit, but it wasn’t until she moved close to the Bowery, after her daughters both went to Aspen, Colorado, that she came out of this ten-year slump.

She met the artist Joseph Cornell, and although she had literary supporters in Kenneth Rexroth and, later, Jonathan Williams, she seemed to be ignored by her American contemporaries — which is astounding after her European experience.

Several things had happened. One was that her work had gone out of fashion by the thirties — the emphasis was on poetry with social content. High Modernism had begun to seem old-fashioned by then — it was a time when her kind of writing was not what people were interested in. And then she was out of print — the usual fate or thing that keeps people from reading you. And, in any case, when New Criticism came in after World War II, people in the U.S. turned to T. S. Eliot as the model Modernist. He favored Marianne Moore to such an extent that Mina Loy was somehow eclipsed. There had been since the 1910s a peculiar kind of comparison between the two women poets — not anything of their making but rather the creation of Eliot, Pound, and William Carlos Williams — as if to say, “These are the two best women poets — which is better?” Eliot chose Moore — so it’s an unfortunate yet familiar and harmful structuring within the poetry world of Loy’s reputation as minor in relation to Moore’s.

That seems to happen all the time. Do you think that operated on a social level rather than a level of poetics — a sort of social vying?

Well, some of each. Marianne Moore continued to publish whereas Mina Loy did not — that makes a big difference. And Moore was in her own modest way rather good at creating her public persona — by the late forties and early fifties she was seen as a sort of American eccentric.

Yes — the hat.

Yes, and she liked baseball. She loved the Dodgers. So she did certain things that kept her being read and having a certain name-recognition, whereas Mina Loy didn’t do any of that and was riddled by such self-doubt that she could barely manage to get dressed to go to social events, or would turn around and go home because she felt she was no longer the great beauty that she had been in earlier days. There was a certain amount of self-subversion as well as these changes in literary fashion, and the fact that if there was going to be one Modernist woman poet from that generation it was to be Moore, not Loy. Had she kept on writing and publishing it might have been quite different.

So it was about ten years later that Jonathan Williams published Lunar Baedeker & Time-Tables (1958).

Yes, partly because of Kenneth Rexroth’s encouragement and recommendation. Rexroth had a great deal to do with the rediscovery of Mina Loy. He helped me a lot, especially at the early stages.

And when Lunar Baedeker & Time-Tables came out it was almost totally ignored — met with a grand silence. What do you think about that?

It may have been a bit soon, it may not have been well-distributed — it certainly wasn’t well-reviewed; there was exactly one review. She had not yet been rediscovered by the readers who would find so much in her ten to twenty years later. She was read by a small coterie of poets including people like Robert Creeley, Denise Levertov, and Paul Blackburn — people associated with the Black Mountain school read her. But these people were themselves on the fringes of the poetry world in the U.S. at that time, so having enthusiastic comments by them didn’t necessarily get you a large readership. Then being published by a small press — Jargon Press — probably meant that there were distribution difficulties. Mina Loy remained a poet’s poet until the seventies, when she was rediscovered within the context of feminist readings.

 

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Book

Mina Loy Insel
Melville House

Insel, the only novel by the surrealist master Mina Loy, is a book like no other—about an impossible friendship amid the glamorous artistic bohemia of 1930s Paris.

‘German painter Insel is a perpetual sponger and outsider—prone to writing elegant notes with messages like “Am starving to death except for a miracle—three o’clock Tuesday afternoon will be the end”—but somehow writer and art dealer Mrs. Jones likes him.

‘Together, they sit in cafés, hatch grand plans, and share their artistic aspirations and disappointments. And they become friends. But as they grow ever closer, Mrs. Jones begins to realize just how powerful Insel’s hold over her is.

‘Unpublished during Loy’s lifetime, Insel—which is loosely based on her friendship with the painter Richard Oelze—is a supremely surrealist, deliberately excessive creation: baroque in style, yet full of deft comedy and sympathy. Now, with an alternate ending only recently unearthed in the Loy archives, Insel is finally back in print, and Loy’s extraordinary achievement can be appreciated by a new generation of readers.’ — Melville House

 

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Excerpt

“Fleisch ohne knocken,” Insel especially hollow-voiced begged me when I took him to dine. This insistence on boneless pieces of meat was habitual with him.

“Do I look any fatter?” he inquired after he had eaten, as if consulting his doctor.

I thought it best to reply in the affirmative. As a matter of fact the disquieting thing about Insel was that however much food you sunk in him it no more seemed to amalgamate with him than would a concrete mass with a gaseous compound.

From now on Insel turned up regularly as soon as my fitting by the dressmaker was over.

Whenever I let him in he would halt on the threshold drawing the whole of his luminous life up into his smile. It radiated round his face and formed a halo hovering above the rod of his rigid body. He looked like a lamppost alight. Perhaps in that moment before the door opened he recreated himself out of a nothingness into which he must relapse when being alone his magnetism had no one to contact.

“I’ve brought ‘it,’ ” his illusive grin seemed to be announcing, as if his visible person were a mannequin he operated on occasion. “Make what you can of it — you may wonder if I am sure of its nature myself—let us not be too precise as to what I am.”

I led him down the corridor, feeling that he, so recently non-existent, was all-surprised at finding himself to be anything at all.

He shut the door, an act I have heard an authoress describe as so banal it is unfit for publication. But shutting the door, like all automatism we take for granted, is stupendous in its implications.

As the ancients built temples as isolators for the power of the Almighty, which their ritual focused on the altar, a force so dynamic that officiating priests, having evoked it, were constrained to descend the altar steps backwards without ceasing to face it; for the limitless capacity of the eyes could absorb such power, whereas if the blind back were turned upon it they would receive a shock that flung them to the ground.

So the shutting of doors is a concentration of our radiations in rectangular containers, to economize the essences of our being we dispense to those with whom we communicate.

Thus, when Insel shut the door infinitesimal currents ran out of him into the atmosphere as if he were growing a soft invisible fur that, when reciprocal conditions were sufficiently suave, grew longer and longer as the hair of the dead, it is maintained, will leisurely fill a coffin until it seemed with its measured infiltration even to interfere with Time. The mesmeric rhythm of a film slowed down conducted the tempo of thought and sentience in response to his half-petrified tepidity, for he moved within an outer circle of partial decease—a ring of death surrounding him — that reminded one of those magically animated corpses described by William Seabrook. Even before he came into one’s presence, one received a draughty intimation of his frosty approach. He chilled the air, flattened the hour, faded color.

But if one could crash through this necrophilous aura, its consistency dissolved, one came to an inner circle where serial things floated in a semi-existent aquarium. Or, at times he, himself, would overflood it, as now when his coming close to me affected acclimatization, turning an irreal ice into a tenuous warmth.

“I was so terribly afraid I should miss you. I got to bed at seven this morning— (quite exceptional,” he added hurriedly as if wishing to efface a bad impression, “I shall not do it again), and when I woke up my watch said twenty past six. I was convinced you would be gone, but—is it not astounding — a moment later it said half past four.”

To these teeny nothings that marked out his life (as momentous events are the milestones of others) he imparted an interest peculiarly visual. You saw the watch in hallucinatory transformation, its dial advancing the gray diamonds of his eyes out of a murk more mysterious than darkness instead of correcting the eyes’ mistake. He possessed some mental conjury enabling him to infuse an actual detail with the magical contrariness surrealism merely portrays. Perhaps it was the operation of this weird power that necessitated his speaking with such drilling intensity.

He had brought me a present — As he bowed his head over what he held in his hands, all the sweet-stuffs of the earth exuded from his nerves, in an exquisite music of a silence that is alive. He seemed to be sodden with some ineffable satisfaction, as if emerged drenched from some luxuriance requiring little tangible for its consummation. I had to hold myself in check. My charmed curiosity wanted to cry, “From what enchanted bed of love have you so lately arisen? What astral Venus has just receded from your embrace?”

It was a queer impulse, the idea of making such delicious inquiry of this bald and toothless man whose clothes were stiff with years of wear, yet deodorized by continuous exposure to the all-night air.

His voice, gone dim with a crushed emotion as he held out to me a black passe-partout, was saying, “I want to give you my own drawing; the only one I refuse to sell.” The drawing in the passe-partout, like his atmosphere that clung to him as ours clings to the earth, seemed almost astir with that somnolent arrested motion revealing his nature.

It was so white, the flocking skies of a strangely disturbing purity drifted above vortices of snow-like mist in travail of taking shape, coiling the mind into following the spiral, eventual materialization of blindly virginal elementals.

“This,” he continued, “is the first drawing of a new series— all my future work will be based on it. I intend my technique to become more and more minute, until, the grain becoming entirely invisible, it will look like a photograph. Then, when my monsters do evolve, they will create the illusion that they really exist; that they have been photographed.”

The while the drift of his words swept me together with the frozen drawing along a current of quiet reverence, expressing gratitude. As under his conjurative power of projecting images, I felt myself grow to the ruby proportions of a colossal beef steak.

I argued for some time over the idiocy of presents in the very jaws of economic death; proposed sending it to New York to be sold for him; but at length when he inquired sadly, “It doesn’t please you? I will give you another,” I promised to keep it.

 

 

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p.s. Hey. ** Dominik, Hi!!! That was my hope. It worked for me. I stole that little 2 emoji sentence from an upcoming slave. Except he wasn’t Orban’s fuckmate  or pretending to be, of course. Ha ha, it’s been a year? Aw, how nice that things for those lucky two worked out. Now it really does feel like Xmas. Love making Santa fill your apartment with so many gifts you need a chainsaw to find the front door, G. ** CAUTIVOS, Hi, C. Oh, thank you so much for querying on behalf of my work. They can just write to me directly if they want — [email protected]. I would direct them to my agent, but she very lazy. I’ve read individual essays by Paul B. Preciado that I thought were very interesting. I haven’t read a collection. My understanding is that Preciado was coupled with Despentes at one time but they split quite a long time now. Thank you very much for the info! ** Bill, Me too, Bill, me too. Yeah, I heard California is getting drenched. I don’t know about SF, but it’s a windfall for LA assuming nothing cool washes away. Wait, wasn’t your gig this past weekend? Maybe I misremember. ** _Black_Acrylic, A lot of those are free to play online if you get sufficiently in the spirit. I actually watched most of the game on Saturday. Les Bleus did seem more dominant, but there was some serious bad luck too. That one dude’s shitty free kick, ouch. I have a feeling Morocco is going to trounce France, but maybe I’m wrong. ** Robert, Oh, ‘Violent Night’? I’m seriously surprised that no one has ever used that title before. I cant remember ever believing in Santa, but I suppose I must have. Never believed in God. Always thought that was a total whopper. Most of the locations we’re seriously considering are in the high desert, Joshua Tree/29 Palms. About 90% of the film takes place in one house, but we need build a haunted house attraction inside it and dig a swamp in the backyard, so that’s the rub. Right now we’re also looking at some houses in Barstow because that might be cheaper, and we need cheap. We start shooting in mid-March. My collaborator Zac Farley and I co-direct. We’re still quite cold here, brr-ish. I hope you got the needed sleep by now. When I have trouble sleeping I start making up a story, a narrative, usually based on something that actually happened to me, and, almost always. telling myself that story in my head eventually becomes so uninteresting that it makes me fall asleep. ** Jeff J, Thanks! Yes, I saw she’s in the New Yorker! That’s pretty wild! I haven’t read it yet because I have New Yorker paywall issues, but Zac usually buys the New Yorker on the newsstand, so I’ll borrow his copy. Next, i.e. the following week should be good for Zoom, yeah. I should get a DVD player, and, yeah, you’re right. Hm. No, I haven’t been to the movies in ages. I’m planning to see ‘EO’ and the new Serra in the next days. I’ve mostly just been watching films related to film posts I’m making. I just restored Paul Sharits Day for upcoming, and I rewatched a few of his, so great! I’m curious about ‘Aftersun’. I don’t think I’m curious enough about ‘Bones and All’ to actually watch it. ** Right. I decided to restore the spotlight that had once fallen on this crazy, fantastic Mina Loy novel. You know it? You might dig it. See you tomorrow.

Santa Gets a Shotgun: DC’s stab at a checklist of Xmas Horror Video Games (1993 – 2022)

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Infogrames Alone in the Dark: One-Eyed Jack’s Revenge (1993)
‘It is Christmas of 1924, three months after Alone in the Dark. “Supernatural Private Eye” Edward Carnby and his partner Ted Stryker are investigating the kidnapping of young Grace Saunders. During Halloween, she enters a small toy store after dark and gets locked in it. There, the toys are alive, and Grace must save Santa Claus from an evil Jack-in-the-box.’

 

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John Dondzila Christmas Carnage (1994)
‘Cynics and scrooges who enjoy bad taste games can rejoice at last, for in Christmas Carnage there is finally a game for you. Anyone who enjoys the sanctity of the holiday season and the concepts of peace and goodwill would be better off avoiding it, as it doesn’t exactly share your ideas. However, perhaps a greater reason to give this one a wide berth would be the fact that it isn’t very good. After a needlessly gratuitous and graphic intro sequence which sees Santa Claus on the receiving end of a shotgun blast from a decidedly un-Christmassy snowman, the game settles down into a strict and rather predictable formula that reveals the game’s lack of imagination and originality.’

 

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Eric Spry & Pavel Hodek Doom: H2H Xmas (1995)
‘Nothing captures the spirit of Christmas quite like the sight of Santa Claus decking the halls with the guts of a demon and he carves with a chainsaw, all to the jolly MIDI notes of “Sleigh Ride.” You’ll get all that and more from H2H Xmas, a 1995 followup to Xmas Doom, to say nothing of littered egg nog and rows of Christmas trees. The Christmas cheer (which is never very thick here) wears off long before its 32 short and ugly levels end. Come instead for the challenge. H2H Xmas (named for the defunct Head to Head gaming network) is the work of several developers who all made their own levels, and all were apparently told their audience wanted lots of Revenants for Christmas. Too bad they didn’t include the receipts.’

 

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Square Parasite Eve (1998)
‘If you want to extend that Halloween feeling to Christmas a little, consider looking into classic PS1 genre mash-up Parasite Eve. Part horror game, part action RPG, it’s actually based on a Japanese horror novel, and tracks protagonist Aya Brea as she goes through complete hell on Christmas Eve. It features an opening where hundreds of people spontaneously combust. It’s Christmas Eve, and hundreds of people start burning to death out of nowhere! Happy Holidays!’

 

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Crystal Dynamics Evil Santa: Gex 3: Deep Cover Gecko (1999)
‘Evil Santa is an evil version of Santa Claus. Evil Santa will start sending out presents and the Gex simply needs to tail whip the presents back at Evil Santa three times and he’ll be defeated. But due to the poor camera angle the timing might be a little difficult.’

 

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Tripwire Interactive Killing Floor: Twisted Christmas (2010 – 2021)
‘The Twisted Christmas event is a seasonal event in Killing Floor and Killing Floor 2. It occurs in December in most years. For Twisted Christmas, Zeds are changed to have a Christmas appearance, and there is usually a new Christmas-themed map to play on.’

 

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RuneStorm Viscera Cleanup Detail: Santa’s Rampage (2013)
‘Tragedy! Santa; the toy giving folk-hero, and purveyor of fine Christmas goods, has had enough. Endless requests from greedy children wanting more and more every year, tax increases, pressure from elf unions, bills, reindeer!

‘It is your duty, as an employee of Polar Sanitation Inc, to clean up the grizzly aftermath of Santa’s bloody rampage. Elves, reindeer and ruined masonry from Santa’s brief breakdown are all strewn across his famous workshop.

‘So don your cap, grab your mop, and get this place sorted out so the company can get a replacement in here ASAP, and restore Christmas for another generation!’

 

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Roope Lakeview Cabin Collection: Last Christmas (2015)
‘You’re going to die to Santa and his little helpers a lot. They’re terribly persistent and their activities can be hard to map out. You need to take a lot of time just figuring out how the Christmas killers behave within the game (and how items interact with one another), slowly whittling at the secrets as you explore new places and try new things.’

 

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Matt’s Creations Silent Santa 3 (2016)
‘A fantastic looking game full of festively evil cheer!

 

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Capcom Dead Rising 4 (2016)
Dead Rising 4 is a zombie game released in 2016 for PS4, Xbox One, and Windows. It takes place in a Christmas-themed Willamette, Colorado and includes a bunch of fun Christmasy bits. For example, a reindeer motorcycle called “Santa’s Little Melter” that you can use to mow down zombies.’

 

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Waygetter Electronics Tattletail (2016)
‘There’s no denying that the best part about Christmas as a child is getting presents. But what if the presents you receive are out to get you? In Tattletail you play as a small child who receives our furry friend over the course of a few days leading up to Christmas. You’ll have to play by his rules in hide and seek while making sure he’s fed, charged and groomed. But keep quiet or else one of his friends, or worse, his mother, will find you first.’

 

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Io Interactive Hitman 2: Holiday Hoarders (2016)
‘Holiday Hoarders is a downloadable mission for Hitman 2 released in 2016 for the PS 4, Xbox One, and Windows. In this mission, you’re stopping two thieves who are stealing presents. These thieves happen to be named Harry and Marv, a callout to the Home Alone thieves. You can also dress as Santa. And kill Santa.’

 

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Poison Games Christmas Night Of Horror (2017)
‘Christmas is in danger. Grab your gun and send those demonic creatures — including Slenderman, Momo, and Siren Head — back to Hell where they belong! Save Christmas!’

 

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Barry McCabe Frosty Nights (2017)
‘With intense binaural audio and not so cute snowmen, you play as a small child over the course of several nights trying to survive from an onslaught of attacks. You’ll be clicking your way around the room, closing up the windows, checking your closets and much more with the help of audio queues to drive away the scary jack frosts before they drag you away.’

 

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PuppetCombo Planet Of Bloodthirsty Santa (2018)
‘Visiting Santa’s workshop sounds great. Toys. Jolly guy in red giving you said toys. Good times all around. Except the Santa here is nine feet tall and craves flesh.

‘You’ve landed on a strange planet – the one Santa’s workshop is on. Screw the North Pole, I guess. Seeing as Santa is out bashing skulls here, you need to get off the planet before the unhinged Kris Kringle catches you. You need to pass through the village, workshop, and Santa’s Castle if you want to get away. The giant elf is persistent, fast, and monstrously strong, so escape won’t come easy.

‘If the idea sounds hokey, keep in mind that this is from horror giants Puppet Combo. Expect grainy filters, bloody smears, and jarring scares. These developers did a great job at really making the beloved holiday icon into a terrifying threat. You’ll definitely be looking over your shoulder at the next mall Santa you pass by.’

 

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Regl Studios Krampus is Home (2018)
‘Sebastian is a teenager who is waiting for his parents to come back home on a cold Christmas night. Soon he realizes that there is something evil lurking around. Experience Sebastian ‘s journey into a Surreal world like no other.’

 

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Norboo Thirstiest Time of the Year (2018)
‘The game’s story starts simple. You’re hanging out in your house alone on Christmas. Not too bad, when you think about it, apparently. All of a sudden, you hear a sound just outside your house. Being the safety-loving citizen you are, you go to investigate. Then, it turns out to be the cranberry ghost – Lakh’Broan Jah’mes. He’s coming after you armed with a need to force-feed you Cranberry Sprite and one voice line. Why this is such a threat is never really explained, so it’s probably safe to assume that your character has a very deep allergy to Sprite and Cranberry, and drinking them will result in your death.’

 

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Hertzole Santa Gets A Shotgun (2018)
‘The town has been overrun by evil snowmen! All the citizens are too scared to go outside during the Christmas times! Only Santa and his trusty shotgun can save them!’

 

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GameBoy Studios Scary Santa Claus Granny (2019)
‘In this Santa Granny game you have to find so many interesting things for success in this escape mod game. You have to complete Christmas tree by finding objects in this haunted house game. Horror mod game with scream sounds add some more adventure. Santa Granny is moving in corridor so you have to be careful in this granny mod game.’

 

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Adam DeLease Santa Claws (2019)
‘It’s 10:00 PM, you just got home. You walk inside and the door slams behind you, but no one’s there to greet you. Your parents aren’t around, they’ve gone out for the night. There’s a simple set of instructions left behind. Go to bed before Santa Claws comes, and whatever you do, DO NOT eat the cookies left out for him. Surely one bite couldn’t hurt though…?’

 

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Nicholee Breyman Santa Claus Craft One Night Christmas Horror (2019)
‘Santa Claus Craft one night. Christmas horror gives you chirstmas nightmare. Merry christmas everybody. Now the Santa Claus Craft haunt you in this late year. Enjoy the horror game like never before.’

 

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FreezeNova Christmas Survival (2019)
‘In this Christmas themed game you will have to survive the hordes of attackers.’

 

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Amanda Duarte Dead by Santa (2019)
‘When bad kids go in a mission to steal gits from Santa’s house because they received coals for Christmas, the last think that they expect is to run from the crazy Mr. Claus.

‘Try to collect gifts along with other players and run away from Santa Claus’ house in this crazy survival horror game, where you have to yell at your microphone to move around on his backyard. But remember, you are angry at Santa, so you will not leave the place without saying some “nice” words to him.’

 

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Deirdre V. Lyons, Braden Roy, Brian Tull Krampusnacht (2020)
‘A group of tourists (audience members) travel to a small Austrian village to experience Christmas holiday festivities with tour guide Micha (Deirdre V. Lyons.) An avalanche redirects the group of world travelers to a small cabin where a kind, elderly man Nikolaus (Stephen Butchko) invites them in to warm themselves by the fire and hear the tale of Krampus and St. Nikolaus. The magical story turns lugubrious, when the group meets the legendary Krampus (Brian Tull) and his menacing Perchten (Eliot Addams and Braden Roy,) where they become entangled in a fight between the forces of light and dark.’

 

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indie_games_studio Zombie Claus (2020)
‘You find yourself in a big empty house. Around the Christmas lights, but no friends, no family. You are alone. What for? Zombie Claus is a game in which everything is not as it seems. The main character behaved badly all year, for which a bad Santa wants to punish him.’

 

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ALollkenk LLD Ice Granny Santa Scream (2020)
Ice Granny Santa Scream is the best horror game 2020. The ice-cream seller is santa has come to the neighborhood! He has kidnapped your friend . When you meet Rod is santa, keep silent because Rod santa can hear every sound you make and He has frozen you using some sort of superpower. The horror ice santa scream seller, your best friend using some sort of superpower in this horror adventure ice scream & has taken him somewhere with his ice scream truck. Your mission will be hiding inside his van and solving the mystery of this evil villain.’

 

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Moad EL MOUSSAOUI Scary Piggy Santa (2020)
‘You have been studying abroad for 3 months, And you have decided to visit your family on Christmas holidays. However, Once you got home, you didn’t find what you’ve expected but a scary Piggy Santa!’

 

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Black Curtain Studio Hustomten (2020)
‘We have all heard the story of Santa Claus. But have you heard the one about the house elf? Most homes have one and certainly all farms have at least one farm elf. They look like a small person with a long beard and pointy hat and live under your floor or in the attic and other nooks and crannies. The house elf helps to protect your home from evil and misfortune and tends to the farm’s animals, as long as you remember to put out snacks. However, if you don’t, bad things will happen… Will you be able to bring enough snacks for Hustomten before midnight of Christmas Eve?’

 

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Digi-Chain Games Christmas Night Shift (2020)
‘Can you survive for five nights at the asylum during the Christmas holidays? Christmas has never been so terrifying!!! It’s Christmas at the Ravenhurst Mental Asylum – and you’re back for another week of work!’

 

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Scream FM Chimney Prowler (2020)
‘Christmas horror game with a twist! …please don’t let your kids play this, seriously…’

 

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Vic Scary Santa Claus Horror Game (2021)
‘The action takes place in an abandoned school. The player’s task is to get out of it. To do this you need to find 10 cards, which each time may be hidden in different places. The task is complicated by the fact that the player is pursued by a monster dressed as Santa Claus. The game offers first-person gameplay. You can open the doors available in large numbers and use the found objects. However, since there are no weapons against the monster, you only have to run away from it.’

 

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anotherworld GmbH PAGAN PEAK VR (2021)
‘PAGAN PEAK VR takes the player on a journey to the darkest corners of the human mind. The player finds themselves in a mysterious alpine cabin, captured by the KRAMPUS KILLER. Their only chance to escape is to explore the cabin and solve the riddles laid out by the killer, emerging deeper and deeper into his psyche.’

 

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Barzda No More Snow (2021)
‘Fight off hordes of snowman and defeat Santa’s nemesis – Krampus. Arm up with a rifle, shotgun, machine gun, or rocket launcher to turn those creatures back into the snow. No More Snow is a short game I created as a Christmas project during the covid quarantine.’

 

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Puppet Combo Christmas Massacre (2021)
‘Larry’s Christmas tree has been telling him to kill. But whose side is the tree really on? And can he trust what he’s hearing? CHRISTMAS MASSACRE is an 80’s inspired stealth slasher game with low-poly, PS1-style graphics. Sneak, stalk and murder your prey without being caught. You must kill without being seen to complete each level.’

 

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Germfood THREE-HEADED SANTA: The Awakening (2021)
‘Gregory has made a fatal error when decorating his Christmas tree and accidentally summons Three-headed Santa! How will he escape the nightmare? Made in 2 days. – WARNING – Nudity (just some ass cheeks), Bad Language, Gore.’

 

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Lamina Studios Nyctophobia: Devil Unleashed (2021)
‘It’s the Christmas holidays and you’re probably back at home visiting family but you’ll always have a bit of downtime where you don’t want to socialize with relatives or you’ve just got nothing to do. As a challenge to yourself this holiday, you’ve decided to investigate a said to be haunted asylum. While things are looking pretty normal, if not spooky, at first, things quickly go downhill and you’ll find out the reason why this place is abandoned.’

 

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Purple Thunder Games Christmas Horror (2021)
Christmas Horror is a FPS (first-person-shooter) where you must find a way to escape Santa’s house using the scattered items around. You have two ways of escaping and even a way to finish santa forever! As a child, you have severe limitations such as carryng only 1 item per time and of course, being slowly than Santa. The game has no save system, so you just have one chance to escape. Good Luck and remember, be a nice child and maybe he forgives you.’

 

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CoffeeOD Merry Marras (2021)
‘It’s holiday time and you are full of holiday spirit, but again you left gift shopping to last minute, great job. You noticed recently abandoned former youth center and decides to scout it for possible “gift ideas” that might had been left behind. Unlike your other life decisions this one surely won’t backfire, right? Just do your best and try to gather something, nothing more is expected from you.’

 

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Bezbro and Yurtle Santa’s Cookies (2021)
‘Find all of Santa’s cookies. Get Santa a glass of milk. Throw cookies to distract Santa. Don’t get caught.’

 

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Mistyczny Arbuz Project XMAS (2022)
Project XMAS is a retro style, horror, single – player game where you need to return to your home. The map on which you will play is completely procedurally generated so every approach to complete the game will be differend and specific. The game have really creepy sound engine so it’s highly recommended to play with headphones to hear that something is follow you… Your main objective is to return to your home… but you have limited battery and energy…’

 

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DangerousBob Studio Krampus Kills (2022)
Krampus Kills is a horror shooter that tells the story of a little brat named Finley, age 10, who lives with his parents in a northern town called Oakville. On Christmas Eve, Fin patiently waits for Santa, but little does he know that the ancient demon known as Krampus, the anti-Santa, has come for his soul! The game features extremely heart-pounding jumpscares, multiple locations, and intense Christmas-themed Horror as Krampus, powered by a complex AI architecture, will track the player down, follow footsteps in the snow, and smash through walls to bring his new soul to the underworld!’

 

 

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p.s. Hey. ** Dominik, Hi!!! Maybe if love hired some thug to stand behind the problem guy with a loaded weapon until he completes his assigned tasks, that could work. And maybe that thug could make a quick stop at ‘Anthrophosphere No.1”s owner’s house on the way, ha ha. But not before that same thug makes a quick stop at Jaco van den Hoven’s hair stylist’s salon. A sleepwalking love could be very, very handy! Love using Orban’s 👅 as 🧻, G. ** David Ehrenstein, The video was unavailable, but I think I can guess. ** CAUTIVOS, Hi. Re: Kevin, I would start with ‘Shy’. I think that’s his masterpiece. And it’s completely out of print in the US too. Kevin’s and Dodie’s work is as subversive as mine in their own ways, for sure. Thank you for wanting bring their work to light from one of their biggest fans. ** Robert, Hi. I’m sorry about the pix non-loading. My blog is very weird sometimes. Considering that I, or rather Zac and I, need the last batch of funding for our film rather badly, I would seriously consider selling my locks for $. I think there are probably many far more popularly appealing ways to get the money though. My guess is your family would say, ‘sure, Robert, we’ll preserve you, no problem’, and then when you’re dead they’ll just drop you in a cremation machine. But I don’t know your family, obviously. My week has been pretty okay. At the moment re: the film: We just hired our Line Producer and he’s drafting up an initial budget right now so we can see how much we have to pay people in the different departments. One of our on-the-ground producers spent the last couple of days looking at possible shooting locations, and we’ll get a report from her by Zoom tonight. Zac and I are working on a final revision of the script so we can hand it off to the Assistant Director to do the shooting schedule/shot list. And other smaller things. Basically, film work is my life right now. Oh, man, so sorry about the insomnia. Insomnia is easily one of life’s hugest enemies as far as I’m concerned. You don’t have any tried and true tricks to get sleep starving for you? I hope you’re rested by Monday. The weather here? It’s cold, not bad cold, but chilly, and my apartment has a unlocateable draft so it’s a little brrrr in here. What about there where you are? ** Jeff J, Thanks, pal. I haven’t listened to the EP yet but I will pronto. Oh, wow, fascinating that Williams read Gaddis. What a curious idea. I think that I think Armantrout’s later work is her best, but I would need to do an overview reading to be sure. That conference sounds amazing. Awesome that you met the Dorothy people, Danielle, I suppose? I’d love to meet her/them sometime. I admire the hell out of that press. And Danielle’s own fiction is very good. I recently read an older chapbook by her called ‘A Picture Held Us Captive’ that was lovely. Next week for Zoom should be good. Let’s sort out a mutually good time. I don’t have the new Re:Voir Clementi box only because I don’t have a DVD player. The restored ‘Blue Rascal’ was really great. I was blown away. And Balthazar was there to talk about him and film, so it was just excellent. ** _Black_Acrylic, I haven’t been imagining you with a caveman look, so that’s trippy. Welcome back to the clean cut set. Awesome about the Magic Chair. Yeah, it’s freezing here, so I’m imagining it is there too. Bundle up when you hit the sidewalks. And may the best (?) team win tonight! ** Steve Erickson, Hi. Everyone, Today Steve takes on the Iranian serial killer film HOLY SPIDER in a critical sense right here. I actually did a big search for Pierre Bressan yesterday and found basically nothing, not even a clip. I’ll try ok.ru and see if there’s enough there to make a post possible. Hope so. Thank you! Respect for you doing your critical duty prior to the listing. You’re a much bigger man than me. ** Kyler, Well, hi there, Kyler! Image loading proves for you too? Sorry. As usual, I have no idea what the problem was, and I can guess GoDaddy/WordPress wouldn’t know either. I’m doing my very best not think about our impending birthdays. Congrats on the new book! Great news! When’s it coming out? I’m good enough, and I hope you are too, buddy! ** Okay. Xmas time seems to make me want to do quirky stuff like make this post that you have before you this weekend. Surely it’ll be of use to someone out there. See you on Monday.

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