The blog of author Dennis Cooper

Month: November 2020 (Page 1 of 12)

“Young guy looking to get mummified, starved and waterboarded for being gay. Yes I’m into old men. I have a thing for germans.”

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PlsBreakMeIBegYouToBreakMe, 19
Hello everyone. my name is vomit. Even though i am straight and only attracted to females, i have, at this point in my pathetic existence, realized that i can be good at something for the first time in life by providing pleasure for extreme sadists, by being a no-limits meat for the most extreme of activities like permanent damage and mutilation. i am working on having no opinions, no thoughts. i will simply show up–period. Then you can toss what’s left of me out like a piece of garbage without guilt, consequences or limits.

Comments

PlsBreakMeIBegYouToBreakMe (Owner) – Nov 13, 2020
i’m 19 but i’m not an idiot.

michaeldom01 – Nov. 13, 2020
Sorry to disappoint you vomit but I am a proponent master of honest dynamics. What I mean by this is I, personally, am only interested in pushing a sub’s limits in a positive, beneficial manner. Most of what you would benefit from me are: less neurotic, more extroverted, more conscientious, less rejection-sensitive.

PlsBreakMeIBegYouToBreakMe (Owner) – Nov 13, 2020
i have found that men who hate me enjoy their time with me the most.

 

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oksureyeah, 21
I love big fat perverse unscrupulous juicy dick to suck on. Want a gay relationship and someone to meet up with so I can suck on their cock. I also want their phone numbers so I can call them and meet up regularly to suck their cocks. Be taller I like that shit.

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oksureyeah (Owner) – Nov 8, 2020
I am hoping to find a gay who can accommodate possibly with a small single spare room.
This paragraph I must point out he needs a very big horny cock.
The picture is of me taken when I used to have a GF but now I just stay with her and sleep on my own single bed.
She has moved on and is fully aware that I’m gay, but we remain good friends. I have moved away 3 times but she lets me back to stay until I can find another gay to suck.
You have nothing to loose other than to find out if you’re who I can suck.

suddenlyhappend – Nov 4, 2020
not all that hot and overly enthusiastic

 

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Tommy, 22
hi everyone, i am a straight guy who likes amputee fetish and cast fetish. I currently like to have my right leg cast, although I’m actually looking for someone who can operate on me to have my right leg amputated in the groin. If anyone knows who practices these operations in Italy or abroad, but still in Europe, contact me.

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Tommy (Owner) – Nov 25, 2020
I’m UGLY. Disclaimer. But i can wear a mask or bag.

Tommy (Owner) – Nov 25, 2020
I’m 99% sure i’m sane.


 

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🦌, 18
Looking to move in right away. I don’t drive, crashing at my parents apartment at the moment, please be able to pick me up quickly, I just need ten minutes to pack my shit. Contientious rational atheist here not into religion. I want to be monogamous and get anally ruined at least twice a day. I have limits but But don’t know what they are cause I want more.

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🦌 (Owner) – Nov 9, 2020
Further self-discoveries (thank you!):
-You don’t have to shower, I’ll clean you.
-If you want me to dress as a girl, and also if you want to change me through medical operations into a real girl, I am ready for it.
-Being fed shit is the most intimate and love making act one can do.
-I love you all❤

Jah45 – Nov 6, 2020
I know we are all into some messed up dumbasses on here.. but he is a quinntessential idiot.

🦌 (Owner) – Nov 3, 2020
Fun fact: 🦌 “Bambi” was a nickname given to me by a group of 🇩🇪 German sadists who kidnapped and raped me while I was backpacking with my parents across the 🇺🇲 United States over 10 years ago.

🦌 (Owner) – Nov 2, 2020
I have recently discovered about myself (thanks to some of you):
-I love to be locked up for extended periods of time and not know how much time has passed or what day it is.
-I am really into torture and would consider myself a huge masochist.
-I now consider myself straight but I suppose my true sexuality is slave.




 

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ifuckedmywholelifeup, 19
Young boy wants to join the skinhead subculture. Looking foor a dad type skinhead that wants to make a perfect skinhead out of me – if he has survived the pandemic! Nothing short of murder is too crazy!

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Comments

ifuckedmywholelifeup (Owner) – Nov 11, 2020
Fuck it, who wants to meet up and 🌿 and netflix?

rapist321 – Nov 7, 2020
If you ever get bored of porn
and you want to kidnap this boy
and take him home and tie him up
and film people raping him
there’s nothing stopping you

analysis – Nov 1, 2020
3 skin lads and i gang banged him last night until he farted a lot of large emounts of thick loads of warm gooey hot cum out his gaped open gay asshole

ifuckedmywholelifeup (Owner) – Oct 29, 2020
I’m not homeless, I have an intense stressful job. Need counseling, yes really, I know what I need. Apparently I am a total nightmare to work with, and am not liked.

ItsmeBigBoss – Oct 29, 2020
Homeless
Smokes cigarettes and weed all day
God loving Christian

 

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newphonewhoisthis, 22
Looking for a bull to fuck the hell out of me loudly while my partner is in the other room. He is really into humiliation and wants a guy to fuck me like a beast as a way to belittle him. The ideal guy would want to top me roughly and noisily at length and be able to make him feel like a pathetic cuck. He has a small cock and enjoys feeling like he can’t give me the pleasure I desire.

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Pleaseaskforaphoto – Nov 21, 2020
i am the partner of newphonewhoisthis . he is a demon from the ninth circle . he needs complete and absolute destruction for his sins . there is no forgiveness for his mistakes , just eternal damnation and pain beyond pain ..

newphonewhoisthis (Owner) – Nov 3, 2020
OK things have changed. I am now serving my partner 24/7 as a sexual and domestic slave, and he wants me to find help to castrate me. We hope to find someone who can assist with this necessary next step in my life. He is also very interested in me becoming a eunuch or nullo bottom slave whore if he decides it pleases him. One month ago, my partner took me to Mexico to inject my balls and cock with something to make them dead weight and make me a permanent bottom. Please reach out if you’re able to castrate me or maybe worse.

 

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Fistmeim14, 18
Im a 14 yo fisting bottom looking for 15-35 yo’s to stretch my hole to infinity and conquer the world.

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Wittyname16 – Nov 14, 2020
I’m 16 and just obsessed with ass. Seeing an ass gape is like my heaven. I’m so tired of jerking off. I hate being a virgin!

davisfamily8 – Nov 10, 2020
Im pretty lit and if we are hanging out we would be laughing our asses off.😂

Novembergetsmehorny – Nov 10, 2020
Ik its weird,but , i need a pic of yr ass cuz i made a bet with my bff, plz help me 🙃

 

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Straightlikeanoodle, 21
This is like super weird to even describe the phase I go through every freaking month. I am hoping that any Dom here might have some insight into this, so please do share it with me without any hesitation.

The issue that I wanted to discuss is that I am not a gay person. Or am I? I am not sure about it. I am a person who will masturbate 3-4 times a day watching gay porn when I get insatiably horny and sometimes I would go weeks without jerking off, thinking why the hell am I attracted to dicks in the first place. This issue has been with me for almost 2 years now and I am no where near to it’s solution. What makes the matter worse is that I am a virgin, never slept with any men or women. So I won’t be getting answers that way anytime soon. That’s why I am here, hoping that any Dom can help me understand the problem and how I can deal with this.
Thank you for reading my profile.

Comments

TheMagus – Nov 22, 2020

electrocbtpig – Nov 20, 2020
I want to see you scream as the sweat drips down your face

holecumslutneeded – Nov 18, 2020
you gay and you need fucked very hard

ThickDickGuy🍆💦 – Nov 18, 2020
Lemme tear that apart



 

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realgrandfatherandgrandson, 18
Kinky real biological granddad and grandson looking for a third
Granddad can spend hours having his mouth used to spit into
Grandson loves being choked while he’s dragged across the floor
Both love slaps kicks punches and that kind of banter

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c_oppe_r – Nov 7, 2020
See you tomorrow in the hotel, then in the basement!!!!!XXX

Leonardo669 – Nov 3, 2020
Karl Lagerfeld & Tina Turner 💃

johnnyq – Nov 1, 2020
These two are not behind the profile. They are unwilling participants. The perpetrator is the son/father. He is present for the meeting and is enacting some kind of Muslim interfamily punishment on them. Don’t ask him for sex with the grandson. I did and almost got myself killed.



 

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thewayyouroar, 21
A simp for tops, born in the motherland grew up in Ireland. Essentially a functioning alcoholic who’ll die from alcohol poisoning soon, till then let’s make it worth it.

(Deleted my old profile and recreated a new one, didn’t like how it looked or how depressing it was)

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ProjectX8400 – Nov 22, 2020
Yes, i’m old, Yes i’m ugly, Yes, i’m horny, Yes i’m sadistic, Yes i have a large cop fetish….Yes i want to you to live as my prisoner 24/7. Yes you can keep drinking yourself to death.

thewayyouroar (Owner) – Nov 19, 2020
I’m not picky (like a lot of people cough cough).

neworleans – Nov 17, 2020
His skin is hella more weird yellow color than the pic would suggest.

thewayyouroar (Owner) – Nov 12, 2020
“Brain, what are we gonna do today?” Brain: “The same thing we do every day.”

 

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ARDENTPREY, 22
FOR SALE TAKE AWAY 25000(euro) OR HOURLY RENT ON PROPERTY (ASK PRICE) CALL Mr TRELCAULT ARNAUD 45300 PITHIVIERS 06.02.59.58.95 DIRECT MAIL [email protected]

VERY WELL ASSEMBLED AMERICAN FEMBOY 22 YRS REAL MASO WITH NO LIMITS – FOR SUFFERING, TORTURE, YOURS, TO USE, TO DESTROY

CBT PLAN, PROBES – CANDLE – CLOPS – BURN – BLOWS – ELONGATION – TORSION – GRINDING – ELECTRO – SERUM IN THE BALLS – ALCOHOL IN URETRE – NEEDLES AND OTHER EXTREME SEVICES

GOOD HOLES FOR COCKS, PUMP, JUICE MOUTH, URO, GAVAGE, PUNCTURE, RAPE, DOUBLE SODO, FIST BUT VIOLENT, TRASH, DEPRAVE, SLAUGHTERED, AND OTHER PUSSY BREAKING

GOOD FOR GUYS WHO WOULD LIKE TO BUST HIS ASSHOLE MUSCLES AND TAKE CARE OF A LARGE NO LIMIT PUNCTURE, WORK IT WELL AND TORTURE AND HAVE EQUIPMENT TO DESTROY THE CHEEKS.

POSSIBLE FOR SEVERAL SADICS WHO WANT TO TAKE CARE OF HIM FULLY WITHOUT MERCY, WITHOUT SOUL STATE, WHO HAVE NO LIMITS, WHO LOVE TO HURT, VERY BAD, WITH EQUIPMENT TO TAKE HIM DOWN

Comments

ARDENTPREY (Owner) – Nov 24, 2020
TO DEATH WITH BAD PEOPLE !!!

ARDENTPREY (Owner) – Nov 15, 2020
YES HE IS NOT CHEAP, I THINK RICH IS BETTER THAN POOR, YES I AM SUPERFICIAL


 

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Brainwashed_slave, 21
He was a gorgeous illegal Mexican, I would guess 21 or 22, looking for day labor construction work in the parking lot of my local Lowe’s, but now he is hypnotized and brainwashed until his identity/ego is completely destroyed so he can be rebuilt as a 100% faggot slave. I beleive he would be a great addition to your life as an object of pure use.

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meatslaves – Nov 20, 2020
Interested parties should contact Slave Market Auction Farm


 

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torturetom, 18
Young guy looking to get mummified, starved and waterboarded for being gay. Yes I’m into old men. I have a thing for germans.

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Anonymous – Nov 6, 2020
your bathroom looks like mine. Omg!

 

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Scarecrow, 19
Scarecrow ready for full use no limit use fix me up permanently in your field of crops to keep the birds ects off .
I will be your scarecrow stuff me with straw permanent fixed to a frame with arms out mouth sealed up ects

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Anonymous – Nov 20, 2020
I’m sad.

 

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withouthesitation, 20
20 years, very little experience in both gay sex and BDSM
i am not unemployed or student i have a steady job as a worker at Terminal Bahia Las Minas
i always had sex with girls but june 2020 drunk i had sex for the first time with a man,
it was violent sex, very painful, humiliating, the next day I was terrified, scared, I decided that I would never do something like this again in my life, but even if I repeated it to myself every day every night I would go back to thinking about it and I had erections and nocturnal sperm loss.
after three weeks he called me back and despite all my good intentions not to do anything of the kind again, I returned to him.
the second time was much worse than the first time, for two weeks I had to hide the marks he left on me before they fucked, two weeks of telling myself that I was a jerk, crazy and sick, that that was the last time I did a similar bullshit.
AND THEN HE CALLED ME AGAIN, and I dickhead, invertebrate, went back to his door.
there have been other calls and after three months spent with him he left Panama but i have changed i can no longer have sex with girls and i can only get aroused by masturbating thinking about what i did with him.
Now I repeat to myself that over time it will pass but it is not passing on the contrary it gets worse, I do not sleep at night, I am always nervous, I have a violent reaction to any idiocy, I cannot concentrate on anything, I am always distracted, it seems to me to be a lived animal always in a cage who has tried freedom for some time and is now back in the cage.
I’m looking for someone who wants to point me on the right path, who makes me who I am meant to be, who I still struggle to write, a submissive perverted animal.

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logangayartist – Nov 2, 2020
I want to draw you.

French homoerotic artist who finds daily inspiration in the twink slave subculture. My characters are mostly lithe, slim, pretty faced (like you!) rocking their asses, bruises, open mouths, and puny cocks. They also feature extensive demeaning body writing and are heavily restrained, oftentimes wearing full body bondage and hoods. Whether muscled or thin as rails, my boys proudly represent the fantasy world of sexual freedom and filthy desires with every artwork. Evoking erotic arousal and opening one’s mind towards BDSM practices is one of the key aspects of my artistic expression.

Type of artwork: Indian-inked pen and pencil on paper



 

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Justcuminme, 18
I am not allowed to say what I am looking for here … but Im am a such a whore – I am so cheap – I am trying to 🅿️🅰️Y my rent come I will explain everything to you 🥰🥵

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Anonymous – Nov 21, 2020
I did not regret my big cock in you. You are serious.

dontwannaknow – Nov 18, 2020
We got drunk, argued about drag race and then I fucked him and took a lot of photos I’m going to post on my Patreon for $100. It was an awesome night.



 

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JockSlave19, 19
I need to lose all agency over my life.

I realized a while ago that it’s my destiny to serve a Superior Man. Yes, I’m a straight gorgeous jacked jock. But mentally I’m pathetic.

I want and need to be a himbo. Get in my brain and destroy me.

I’ve been like this for 6 fucking weeks.

Comments

JockSlave19 (Owner) – Nov 17, 2020
I am now SpikeTheTyke, and I wear diapers.

HorseHungHans – Nov 9, 2020
I am 14″ deep in his hole right now. How are you doing today?

member12 – Nov 2, 2020
A noose around his neck really does it for him. As he rose to his tip toes, I attached his balls to the ground making him choose between air or his balls. Then I whipped him thoroughly front and back and told him how worthless he was trying to get his noose off with his arms tied behind his back until he came like a firehose.

imfat – Oct 30, 2020
I made him clean my asshole with his mouth and tell me it’s what he was born for I raped him I hit him with my fist in his slave face with my strong fist

Cursed – Oct 24, 2020
Masc acting but only until the jock garb comes off then he was so inferior to me and I reminded him of that, while he licked the lower half of my body.



 

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xxFxckMeOrMyLifexx, 24
Sand monkey knee-bender here to show HHonor in Respect to the only Maϟϟter it will ever.

A kkunt for Maϟϟter’s seed, and a Arab hide for Maϟϟter to hit, whip, burn and cut.

I has the body of MMA and Ju Jitsu fighter and the angelic beauty of a woman.

Maϟϟter’s regimen for it need never be disclosed.

It will always drop everything to come to you crawling and leave with a limp.

Comments

worseandworse – Nov 8, 2020
now in full captivity,transformation from human to object,it

xxFxckMeOrMyLifexx (Owner) – Nov 6, 2020
None I trust You will take good care of me.

worseandworse – Nov 6, 2020
limits?

xxFxckMeOrMyLifexx (Owner) – Nov 4, 2020
Also ready to grow a mustache if instructed.

 

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exitum, 20
is seeking to offer this pathetic thing that lives with me for extreme slavery to brutal Master with no mercy who can take it and dehumanize it in HIS basement with no return to society. have given up on any ideals about romantic gay love and marriage with it. is seeking for it to disappear from this society and end its life on this earth as a slave and prisoner.

Comments

exitum (Owner) – Nov 12, 2020
i see it serving evil, sadistic, perverted characters Like “The Riddler” “Catwoman” “Bookworm” in 1960’s Batman series but it can work with almost any body so long as the personality is repulsive.

slaveBilly – Nov 11, 2020
I regret ever meeting you

exitum (Owner) – Nov 11, 2020
it was a jock throughout high school and was with some of the hottest chicks in the past. i can tell you more about its good old days in private.

 

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chlorohypnodrugme, 20
+u
total bareback bottom zombie.
3 or 4 months, early 2021, will be fucking my way around vic, nsw, and s.e qld … on the hunt for any and all hypnotising, drug supplying total tops.
no one gets refused … ever. no matter how out of it you get me and long you fuck or how rough you and your mates get … and for FREE!

coming new years resolution : progressing towards as fuckable a state as possible.

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DevilsDraw97 – Nov 17, 2020
Bit of a long shot but I’d love to dose you with a chemical that slows down your sense of time so that one second feels like ten thousand years, dose you with a second chemical that amplifies all nerve sensitivity by a power of one hundred thousand, dose you with a third chemical that slows down the aging process so that you only age one second every one hundred years, then melt down glass and pipe it into your urethra while fucking you in the ass with a spiked bat set on fire, as I hang you with electrified barbed wire and inject a constant IV drip of concentrated salvia, datura, and LSD into your bloodstream for the next million years.



 

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username___, 20
I WANT TO BE THE DEVILS PIG!
WHIP THE DEVIL OUT OF ME!!!!
but keep in mind I have a girlfriend and she will want to meet you and hang out with us.

Also looking in Los Ángeles for a fucked up white dude to give me my first really short hair cut then take me out on a hike or to the beach.

Comments

GayManBigCock – Nov 10, 2020
Bring a syringe.

iBearU – Nov 5, 2020
Don’t fall in love with him, you’ll regret it for the rest of your life.

 

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aslavecallednobody, 19
I am kind of young man that like man that date only one person if you can do that with me then we will have more time to concentrate on each other but let me know if you have anyone you are dating presently or if there is anyone you are seeing please tell me because i want this relationship we are trying to build with each other to be honest with each other please am pleading because i am very scared of getting hurt again.

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Schmo718 – Nov 14, 2020
It’s been over a year since I was with you.
-I miss your nice tight delicious spankable ass.
-I miss the passionate kisses. Feeling of your tender lips and driving tongue invade my mouth.
-Having my big arms around you; consuming you, And drawing you closer, the feel gripping your ass as we embrace our naked bodies.
-My manly hands directing you to the floor as you drop to your knees.
-Taking my Manhood into your eager mouth and gently messaging every inch with your tongue and throat. Only looking up at me briefly to see my approval, as my hands hold your head, continuing to please my Hard Cock as you struggle to accept my meaty thick shaft.
-Licking and suck on my full sack and heavy balls as my hands grip your silky ass cheeks.
-Listening to my demands and obeying by bending over for me as I warm up your ass with my hands and belt.
-Feeling my thick fingers push deep inside your tight hole opens you up. My long tongue diving inside your awaiting boypussy, Driving you wild as I eat you out and lube you up for my soon incoming onslaught.
-My hands and tongue tease your small cock as my fingers work deeper inside you
-My Thick head of my Cock push against your tight hole, slowly stretching it open as My manhood penetrates your wet warm insides.
-My Thickness filling you whole as I push deeper-Engulfing you as my heavy strong body falls on top of you.
-Your legs spread wider and wrap around your body as I watch your lustfull eyes dive into my soul, causing me to need your kiss and embrace, But My strong hands hold your hands still above your head making you stretch painfully to reach my mouth.
-My throbbing Cock retracts as you feel the empty void leaving your body; Then quickly plunges back deeper, opening your tight canal, Causing the air to rush out of your mouth as My mouth covers yours- making you moan into my mouth as we kiss deeply.
-My hips driving my cock deeper and faster as I Fucks you Hard- Owning your Hole – taking over your body with every Thrust.
-Your hands finally released as you grab my ass and help push me Fuck you deeper.
-My body tenses and my muscles tighten as My engorged Manhood drives harder and faster.
-Your cock explodes onto My stomach, as My Cock Blasts inside you and fills your pussy with my cum- Breeding My boy.

If your interested in getting back together Let me know – know that i am married now and this will be occasional discreet encounters.



 

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Roughslut666, 24
Into anything extreme, twisted, violent and perverted. No limits at all. None. Zero.

Brutal scenes, pain, blood, body mods, broken bones, maiming, breath control, brain death, 666

Okay with being killed if there is someone around who thinks they are up to the job.

Excuse the sexy pics. It knows it is a meaningless object, but a boy has to put itself through college somehow.

Comments

Roughslut666 (Owner) – Nov 8, 2020
Bit of a quirk but I’m only into ass sex if I’m dosed, tied up and taken to an abandoned building and it happens there.

creditcardinfopliz – Nov 6, 2020
like 80% of 5th gradurs in Norway have watched a snuff video i read that in an article 1 year ago

Summers – Nov 6, 2020
Funnily enough, I told my son by accident. We were chatting online, the subject of people being decapitated came up (I forget how exactly), he said “beheading, so hot” or something, I agreed, he said it was a sarcastic comment and wondered if I was being serious. I was honestly worried about rejection, but when I told him my biggest fantasy was to decapitate a cute boy he took it quite well, and it honestly felt great to get it off my chest.

icecubeeee – Nov 6, 2020
Yeah. My boyfriend got annoyed when I tilted my phone when I was looking at a fake snuff photo so I just ended up showing him.
“I dont care about whats in your phone just show me the photo”
“I have porn in my camera roll”
“I don’t care”
“Its snuff porn”
“Really? can I see?”
He seemed a bit weirded out by it but he didn’t ask again after I showed him. I don’t think he minds that I look at it. He’s pretty open minded and we’ve talked about choking in the past but this was never brought up again. It was fake snuff but still.

PMMEDANCE – Nov 6, 2020
Yup, told it to my best friend, he told me it was alright cause he liked scat. So we didn’t judge each other. We still joke about it though

Grimskard – Nov 6, 2020
I’m aware of how fucked up it is that I’m jacking off imagining this guy getting killed, so I have a question: has anyone here who feels the way I do ever talked about this kink to someone they knew in person? And how did they react?



 

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TH3SLUT, 18
“Give me everything you got, for this wet-ass pussy💅 💸💸💵💵”

Hi, I’m Andy but call me AndySugarbabyboy. I’m a Pisces and a pothead, and I need money💅💸🍀

I’m a virging so lets make a licitation … who will offer more for this pussy 😋 Believe me I’m addictes.

Daddy let me tell you! I guarantee I am smooth and young and single, and you will nut out!

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Leon___18 – Nov 22, 2020
Send me nude, I horny .

TH3SLUT (Owner) – Nov 20, 2020
Ok weird someone 👹here recently paid to hypno me (〠_〠), anyway i decided I really want to be brainwashed 😵by a stranger, would love to be in a haze 🌀🌀🌀most of the time and forget to cum. Mind flaying is what I need 🤯. If you are interested, change my life and break my brain 💣🧠●~*😈💦

AndyPutney – Nov 14, 2020
I hate your “hey. Hey. What’s up. Not much” bs.

TH3SLUT (Owner) – Nov 11, 2020
Also I would love to scat in someone’s mouth free of charge.

Bored2Death – Nov 9, 2020
You look like you’ll be a 5 star bottom … just sayin’ 😉

 

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druggedandraped, 23
Me: boy next door. Innocent looking. Science nerd.

You: dominant. Sadistic. No guilt.

Kidnapped, drug me, tie me, gag me, and rape me. Cock, huge dildos. Fists. No safe word.

Fist rape is the most intense, but I’ll take any rape.

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druggedandraped (Owner) – Nov 13, 2020
Also I work in Clinical Trials so I’m your best bet at fighting COVID.

druggedandraped (Owner) – Nov 13, 2020
I also like watching the sunset and playing solemn music.

druggedandraped (Owner) – Nov 13, 2020
Ok but smoking weed before would be nice.

Needlesthroughdick – Nov 13, 2020
I like your dick. I’m looking to put needles through it.

OrgasmControlSwitch – Nov 12, 2020
looks especially hot in…
+latex & rubber catsuit with mask
+kigurumi
+onesie
+jumpsuit
+sweatsuit
+spiderman morphsuit
+shiny nylon downjackets, -pants
+denim overals
+shiny nylon trackies & windbreaker
+bicycle gear
+motocross gear
+snowboard pants
+wrestling singlet
+shiny nylon boxershorts

druggedandraped (Owner) – Nov 1, 2020
I am as confused as it gets. One of my sisters may have seen this profile by accident so I deleted it yesterday and here I am ALREADY which shows how addicted I am.



 

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NakedFoodExperience, 19
A smart, young and charming lad offering a different type of non-sexual experience for you during this wonderful lockdown.

What I offer:
Private Chef services for dinners 1 on 1 (you and me) or dinner parties up to 20 persons. A multi-course experience with a welcome cocktail and wine pairing, naked if wanted, until we all get fairly tipsy, menu to be defined in advance.

P.S. For any type of experience you choose I can be naked, but I don’t do anything sexual! But yes I do have a cute ass, however it’s just for watching.




 

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TaintedGravity, 18
My name is michael
Im passionate about what I am doing especially volleyball
Im here to practice bjs on someone
Im single
Im only attracted to men over 45 who are fat and hairy
I don’t know maybe something else

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Anonymous – Oct 31, 2020

Selectiveharddom – Oct 26, 2020
Looking for a live in boy to make my life easier. Very picky. I don’t care what you do in your off time. We’ll make a schedule for you where you get 20 or so hours a week to yourself. Otherwise you are having sex with me. You’ll pay rent and live in a guest room in the basement. I’ll monitor you 24/7 with a camera. I’ll have monitoring access to your phone. When my friends are over you’ll be locked in your cage. Depending on what friends I have over, they may eventually use your mouth or ass. Or you may be ignored for hours. At least a one year commitment given rent.

grabandgo – Oct 21, 2020
idk why i’m even bothering but i kinda have a fantasy where i skin a boy in warm and sterile room so neither hypothermia nor infection kills him then once i’m bored pour salt on him to kill him like a snail if you want to help with that

behemoth9 – Oct 14, 2020
You will be a smoker. You will be made to smoke Marlboro Reds and cigars and a lot. Dont waste both our times if you are not a smoker. If you do want to learn thats fine but you will be expected to smoke a lot so bear that in mind – it is non negotiable! Also I dont send money nor care about ur sick grandma. To sum up, HEAVY SMOKING reds and cigars, ASHTRAY – eg your mouth or hole, you provide a picture taken today of you smoking with clamps on your nipples, FORCED SMOKING.



 

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rockthehole, 20
I was traveling around and got stuck here in Belgrade because of the virus. If you are going to ask me, how do I like it here. It’s relaxing here, Many nice people, I visited many different and beautiful places. But the gay community is really weird, people are scared and not mean enough, many boring and miserable guys are trying to drag me down.

I really don’t want to say these but it’s really necessary to make it clear since it’s really hard to meet someone normal here. I don’t send meaningless dick pics. If you want to see dicks why can’t you just check onlyfans, their dicks look much better than mine. My asset is somewhere in that word I just typed.

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EdgeVB – Nov 9, 2020
he’s got a prince Albert 10mm which i wanna keep as a Bug

rockthehole (Owner) – Nov 5, 2020
Keep in mind I am the whitest of guys and the most boring of boring white guys and I’m only into guys of other colors, black (or brown), peach, yellow, even whitish but not as white as me!

Anonymous – Nov 2, 2020
A message to be published in the face of time and with no hope of an answer, and then life did the rest … I had a great time with him, he was perfect from start to finish … and he loves himself Fist him …. ❤️



 

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godsnectar, 24
Looking for the ultimate and final HIV-Poz-Fuck as quickly as possible If you don’t have a high viral load and the convo doesn’t start with hello you’d look beautiful dead or something similar it won’t work

Formerly twink porn star Logan Stone

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Anonymous – Nov 11, 2020
“Formerly” is putting it mildly.

godsnectar (Owner) – Nov 11, 2020
If you want me to cum my orgasm must be really unpleasant and ruined. Whether I need to be gagged, hypnotized/drugged, estimmed, etc. my cumming must be a real disturbing mind fuck for me where I crave the orgasm and dread the release.

 

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Autassassinophilia, 19
GOOGLE MY NAME FIRST

Comments

Autassassinophilia (Owner) – Nov 24, 2020
If you’re reading this, I’m deceased.

Autassassinophilia (Owner) – Nov 10, 2020
When someone is covered in blood it makes them 10x more attractive, this is a fact

evilvillain123456789 – Nov 10, 2020
What if I hurt and killed you? What then?

Autassassinophilia (Owner) – Nov 10, 2020
then that would be my problem

evilvillain123456789 – Nov 10, 2020
What if I killed you

Autassassinophilia (Owner) – Nov 8, 2020
A man who could successfully murder, disassemble, and eat me, who forces alcohol down my throat and starts to, but chooses to love me instead

 

 

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p.s. Hey. ** Ian, Hi, Ian. Good, great, that your writing/editing went so well. Keep the faith. And you’re in for some excellent books right there. It was a solid weekend on my end, hopefully the same on yours. ** NIT, Hi, Steven. NIT, nice. Like nitwit, ha ha. Hardly. ‘Castle Faggot’ is a total mindblow, IMHO. Oh, man, finish your damn book, okay? So want that. And AS is a publisher on fire and as good a place to be housed as is extant. And obviously you have a greedy, starry-eyed future pair of eyes plus brain for any gif work you get up to. Speaking of, I’m finally going to take advantage of Cyber Monday and get my Switch today. Check the prices. ** David Ehrenstein, Howdy, sir. ** Bill, Hey Bill. Whoa, I don’t know that ‘Because Horror’ book, and it’s by three dudes whose work I like a ton. Allright, finger on that tab as soon as it’s not on this tab. I heard you guys are closing up shop. I guess LA is getting even more squashed. I wish you were here where we can suddenly go shopping again. ** Steve Erickson, I do have a lingering fondness for Paul McCartney-related batshit, so I’ll head over to those coordinates, thank you. New song … Everyone, Get your earphones out ‘cos …. here’s Steve: ‘Here’s my new song “Heartbeat”. The drum track is sampled from the packs I downloaded yesterday, as are 2 Autotuned vocal loops. I liked that sound because it reminded me of the first Suicide album, and the whole song has a somewhat murky feel.’ Yes, that Akerman is terrific. She is so missed. ** _Black_Acrylic, Top of the Monday morning to you, Ben. ** Jeff J, Hi, Jeff. Oh, man, you are having a dark, dark November. Which happily ends today. I’m so sorry. I have seen ‘Empty Suitcases’, and your description of it is really spot on. ‘Variety’ is probably Gordon’s best or at least most fully realised film. Kathy’s text is curious and very ‘her’ while being intriguingly not ‘her’ at the same time somehow. Have you read the play she wrote for Richard Foreman? ** Derek McCormack, Thank you, thank you, thank you, maestro! For the gift itself and for coming in here to confab with DC’s unwashed masses. Much love, me. ** Brian O’Connell, Hi, Brian. It’s pretty phenomenal, yes. Which ‘Fanny and Alexander’, i.e. the original release or the lengthened one, the latter of which I haven’t seen strangely? Great film. My weekend wasn’t buzzy per say, but all the stores reopened and the streets were full of happy Parisians, and that made the days feel prettier than they technically were. Here’s to the start of a week of weeks. ** Right. Those of you who already know it’s the last day of the month will feel no surprise whatsoever by what you have in store today blog-wise. See you tomorrow.

Please welcome to the world … Derek McCormack CASTLE FAGGOT (Semiotext(e))

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CASTLE FAGGOT DAY
by
Derek McCormack

Welcome to Castle Faggot, the new novel by me! It’s published by Semiotext[e] and comes with an afterword by Dennis Cooper and Zac Farley.

 

 

To promote the book, I’ve written a cast commercial for the cast of The Andy Griffith Show to perform during Episode 2 of Season 4. The episode’s called: “The Haunted House.”

 

 

——“A fag!”
——I’m a fag.
——“I’m a dead fag!”
——I’m a dead fag.
——“I hanged myself – I had to do it!”
——I’m hanging from a chandelier. I’m hanging like a chandelier. I’m more chandelier than faggot!
——“A faggot in this town – what a terrible thing to be! A faggot on this show – what a terrible thing to be!”
——It’s The Andy Griffith Show. It’s the Rimshaw House, the most haunted house in Mayberry. The chandelier’s brown with cobwebs; the cobwebs are brown with crud. I’m a bit brown – I shat myself.
——The show’s in black and white.

——“Who goes there?” Sheriff Andy Taylor tiptoes into the house. He’s played by Andy Griffith. “Hi, Dad!”
——I’m a dead fag.
——“Oh, Opie,” he says, acting, “why’d you go and do that?”
——“I want to meet the Count!”
——“Opie, don’t be ridiculous,” he says. “The Count’s a cartoon character – how would a cartoon come on a sitcom?”

——“What is it, Andy?” Deputy Barney Fife says, scrambling into the scene, sidearm drawn. He’s played by Don Knotts. “What is it – a bank robber? a moonshiner? a kidnapper? This sound serious, Andy! Maybe we should stake it out! Maybe we should set a trap or something! We got to nip this in the bud – before it brings Mayberry to its knees!”
——“Hi, Barney,” I say.
——I’m a dead fag.
——“Opie committed suicide,” Andy says, “because he wanted to meet the Count.”
——“The Count?” Barney’s eyes bulge. “Opie, how many times do I have to tell you: cartoons aren’t real!”

——“Count Fruitcake is real to me!” I say. “He’s the star of my favorite Saturday morning commercials! He’s an interior decorator – his clients are vampires and werewolves and mummies!”

——“Oh, this really takes the cake!” Barney takes off his cap and flings it at the floor. “This is your fault, Andy. This is all your fault. You let Opie watch too much television. It’s bad for the brain – it’s bad for the brain!
——“Opie, Opie, Opie. You have what’s known in science as an active imagination. All those vampires and werewolves and Frankensteins you see on the tv – you think they’re real! The Count’s a cartoon! The Count’s an animated character! He’s fictional! How could a cartoon –” Barney stumbles back. “Walt Doody!”

——Walt Doody comes down the staircase. He looks like he does on tv.

——“Walt Doody!” I say. “What are you doing on my show?”
——“It’s a crossover!” Walt Doody says. “I’ve crossed over to our show so that you can cross over to mine – The Wonderful World of Walt Doody!

——“Yay!” I say.

——The Wonderful World of Walt Doody is the weekly show where I advertise my amusement park, Doodyland. The park’s made up of lands – Funland’s for fun, Futureland’s for futures, Fantasticland’s fantastic – and Faggotland? Faggotland’s for faggots!”

——“Yay!” I say.

——“Whats the faggiest land in Doodyland? Faggotland! What’s the faggiest ride in Faggotland? Castle Faggot! What’s Castle Faggot? It’s the home of Count Choc-o-log, the mascot of the monster cereal that faggots eat for breakfast. The cereal looks like shit. The cereal tastes like shit.”

——“Yay!” I say.

——“What makes Castle Faggot so faggy?
——“The faggots!
——“The castle’s decorated by Count Fruitcake, the foremost faggot decorator in the world!
——“What’s his style? Suicide! He’s decorated his castle with suicides! There are faggots who drank arsenic. There are faggots who drank absinthe. There are faggots who shot themselves.
——“Why, friends, there are so many ways for faggots to commit suicide – and there are so many faggot suicides! To the Count they’re décor – they destroy themselves and he displays them! What do you call a faggot with a hole in his head? Vase. What do you call a faggot hanging from a chandelier? Crystal!”

——“I always dreamed I’d be a chandelier!” I say.

——“Allow me to introduce the interior decorator who decorated the castle – Robert Analtole, Count Robert de Montesquiou-Fruitcake.”

——The Count descends the staircase.

——“Yay!” I say.

——The Count’s in color, or a color – purple: purple lipstick, purple blush, purple paint in his pompadour. It looks like he’s wearing makeup or like his makeup’s wearing makeup – he’s a cartoon, he’s made up of makeup: he’s makeup smeared on air.

——The Count’s carrying a book: Castle Faggot by Derek McCormack. It’s a cartoon, too.

——“The Castle Faggot book is the official book of Castle Faggot!” Walt Doody says. “It has four sections. The first’s a map of Faggotland; the second’s a photobook of Castle Faggot; the third, a set of instructions to the Castle Faggot doll house; the fourth, a novelization of a children’s tv special based on the Castle Faggot ride and the monster cereal mascots who dwell in it!”

“It’s in stores now!” Opie says.

 

 

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——CASTLE FAGGOT GETS KIND WORDS FROM LONELY CHRISTOPHER AND JEREMY LYBARGER

——Welcome, boils and ghouls and non-boo-nary fucks, to the shitty, sparkly world of Derek McCormack! He’s back at it again kids, and if you tear off 666 box tops and mail them to Canada with a pair of your skidmarked undies, you’ll be entered in a contest to win your own suicide. McCormack’s last book, The Well-Dressed Wound, was a closet drama, a seance inside a play, but this time our outré author is taking us on a dark ride to Faggotland, which is what we in the United States call Disneyland Paris…McCormack’s writing is a form of interior decoration. He writes about decadents who “decorate as if they’d flipped a castle upside-down, so that crap from the crypt—the blood, the bones, the bodies—dropped down.” Like a funhouse, everything is topsy-turvy but presentational. There’s a dioramic quality to McCormack’s prose, which contrasts dramatically with the disturbing content, as if a grade schooler made a very meticulous shoebox model depicting a scene from The120 Days of Sodom……Please welcome Derrière-lick Muck-whore-sack!
–Lonely Christopher

If I had to summarize Castle Faggot at gunpoint, I’d say it’s basically a satire of an amusement park modeled on Disneyland. The heart of the park is Faggotland, which is designed to look like Paris, “the faggiest city.” At the heart of Faggotland is Castle Faggot, a haunted castle full of (literal) shit and the bodies of gay men who killed themselves…[T]he chaperones of this grim debauch are Count Choc-o-log, Boo-Brownie and Franken-Fudge, excremental knockoffs of General Mills’s monster cereal mascots. They aren’t so much characters as manifestations of the novel’s premise: “All faggots are cartoons.” To call the novel a satire, though is to pasteurize it somewhat, or reduce it to generic conventions of exaggeration and catcall. Castle Faggot is an experience – its own biosphere, its own zip code. Or, more apropos, it’s a creaky coaster always one switchback away from derailment…The dichotomies of top/bottom and inside/outside pervade the book – and are another queer pun. McCormack reifies these in the layout. A little more than halfway through, the text is abruptly printed upside down, and you have to flip the book to continue reading. On the surface, this gambit is an allusion to two other structures built ass-up: the fictional Castle Faggot and the real-life House Upside Down, the trick-mirror attraction Henry Roltair designed for the Pan-American Exposition, which makes a cameo here.
–Jeremy Lybarger, 4Columns

 

Watch it here

 

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UPSIDE-DOWN STUFF THAT INSPIRED CASTLE FAGGOT

 

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——Upsy Downsy is a brand developed by Mattel. It concerns two races of strange beings, one that lives rightside-up (The Upsys), the other upside-down (The Downsys). These psychedelic creatures and their fantasy world were featured in a short-lived line of colorful toys and story books for young children in 1970 (copyright in 1969).

Upsys
–Flossy Glossy
–Tickle Pinkle
–Pudgy Fudgy
–Baby So-High

Downsys
–Downsy Dilly
–Pocus Hocus
–Mother What Now
–Miss Information

Wiz-z-zers
–The Furry Hurry Wiz-z-zer with Hithery Thithery (Upsy)
–The Hairy Hurry Wiz-z-zer with Skelter Helter (Downsy)

The Book Line
Eight of the main Upsy Downsy characters were spotlighted in a series of lush, colorful (and slightly psychedelic) Storybooks that chronicled their crazy adventures. There was also a larger book, Welcome to Upsy Downsy Land, which introduced the Happidiculous World and its inhabitants as a whole. This book told of the surreal origins of the Upsys and Downsys. They were once merely flowers, covering an entire world made of fuzzy dandelions. A sentient wind called The Great Huff passed by this world long ago, and, having his nose tickled by the dandelions, blew them all away. As the dandelions fell back to earth, some of them fell through a rainbow, and were magically changed into rightside-up beings known as Upsys. Other dandelions fell through a storm cloud, and became upside-down creatures called Downsys. The two factions, despite each being the others’ polar opposite, got along famously, and developed their own little civilization which came to be known as “Upsy Downsy Land.”
–Wikipedia

 

 

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Norman W. Johnson, whose Upside-Down House promotion lured thousands of home buyers to the city he was creating out of farmland in what is now Sunrise, died on Monday at Plantation General Hospital. He was 72.
——In 1960, Mr. Johnson bought 2,650 acres just north of Plantation for $10 million and began developing his city. The village was next to a golf course and off Sunrise Boulevard, so he called it Sunrise Golf Village when it was incorporated in 1961. It became Sunrise in 1971.
——Gov. Farris Bryant appointed Mr. Johnson its first mayor, even though he was not a resident of the village and never would be. There were no residents in the village.
What his fledgling city needed, Mr. Johnson reasoned, was something – a sales gimmick – that would lure prospective buyers into the rural,far-west reaches of the county to look at his homes, his son Bruce said.
——By July 1960, the Upside-Down House had been built for $11,500 on Sunset strip and opened to the public. Furniture and fixtures were bolted, nailed, wired, glued or welded in place, a Pontiac convertible was parked in the carport and shrubs filled a planter in front of the home – all upside down.
——“We needed something really outstanding that would attract people into our subdivision,” Mr. Johnson said in 1985. “This brought the people out, plus they were talking about Sunrise and found out where it was. The only problem was you had to change the plants every two months, because they’d turn around and start growing toward the sun.”
——The topsy-turvy house was also a model of the 10,000 homes that Mr. Johnson was building in the development – right side up – and selling for $10,745.
South Florida Sun-Sentinel, March 14, 1990

 

 

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——Meanwhile, Roltair went to Paris to present a new creation, House Upside Down. In the August 1899 issue of Mahatma, the London correspondent reported that Roltair was at the Paris Crystal Palace and labeled him “the unsurpassed builder of optical illusions…”
——Roltair’s Upside Down House was a large, three-story manor house resting on its gables with the foundation eighty feet in the air.
——Visitors entered through a dormer in the attic and found everything inside upside down. The scene was a masterpiece of detail. Underfoot was what appeared to be ceilings with chandeliers like giant toadstools. Overhead were chairs and tables and other furniture clinging to the reversed floors…
——The really amazing feature of the house was the view through the windows which commanded a large expanse of the exposition grounds. Everything outside was seen to be upside down…
——Not satisfied with building a perfectly inverted house, Roltair made the upside down illusion complete by setting special mirrors at an angle in the window casings. Visitors were not allowed to get close to the windows for fear as the attendants said, that they would “fall down into the sky.”
Roltair: Genius of Illusion by John A. McKinven

 

The Midway. There are 48 shows of varying degrees of merit on the Midway of the Pan American [Exposition]. For some of these too much cannot be said. They are splendid and one can view them time and time again with interest. …Roltair’s Palace of illusions, the House Upside Down, is the oddest attraction on the grounds and represents a real house standing on its roof and chimneys. The visitor enters through the roof and after passing through the various apartments, all appearing in topsy-turvy arrangement, reaches the grand palace of illusion where twenty beautiful young women are shown cleverly arranged with splendid settings. On the stage are shown four transformation illusions, one dissolving into the other and culminating in Roltair’s masterpiece, “Niagara Falls”
Michigan Bulletin, July 1901

 

 

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The Reverse Castle (also known as the Inverted Castle) is an upside down version of Dracula’s Castle which appears in Castlevania: Symphony of the Night if Alucard frees Richter from Shaft’s dark spell instead of defeating him, a quest which requires finding number of hidden items in the normal castle. It’s a vertically flipped version of the normal castle map, with different color schemes, area names, music, items, enemies and bosses.
——Within the Reverse Castle, in a nod to Castlevania II: Simon’s Quest, Alucard must find the five body parts of Dracula (which function as Relics) in order to access the Reverse Castle Center, defeat Shaft in battle, before ultimately challenging the Vampire Lord and obtain one of the possible good endings.
——The player can travel to and from the Reverse Castle using the chamber at the top of Castle Keep originally used to enter it and its reverse equivalent. Using a Library Card in the Reverse Castle will also warp Alucard to the normal castle’s Long Library, although there’s no way to do the opposite.
–castlevania.fandom.com/wiki/Reverse_Castle

 

 

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——The cherry-popping, ventriloquial, Montesquiou biographeme above – citation, another act of throwing a voice – made up of simultaneities, in which the folie a deux climaxes into a menage a trois, heterosexuality into something homosexual, can be read as a gloss on key coordinates of Hawkins’s oeuvre It’s not only because Boldini’s infamous portrait of the Comte in an immaculate dove-gray suit, back arced to set off the bladelike line of his walking stick, takes (miniature) pride of place in a room in A Bordello on Rue St. Lazare (2007), one of two Hawkins sculptures using painted black tables and spookily altered dollhouses that might just be made for the dead. Montesquiou’s acute silhouette shadows, and has for decades shadowed shadowlessly, Hawkins’s thinking and methodologies; the most reviled Proustian “real life” model is embraced as a warlock of contrarian catalysis, who urges the elegant, proctologic finger be given to the concept of contrariness itself. For the Count throws no shadow he make in the mirror no reflect…He has the strength of many of his hand…He can transform himself to wolf…He can be as bat…He can come in mist, which he create…He come on moonlight rays as elemental dust…He masquerade as hillbilly…He paint, now Nabishly now not…He arrive as Greek and Roman, Indian and cowboy…Through titles he summons Deleuzian machines and halfbreeds…He become so small…He can, when once he find his way, come out from anything or into anything, no matter how close it be bound or even fused up with fire–solder you call it. He can see in the dark–no small power this, in a world which is one half shut from the light.

Comte Montesquiou, Count Dracula, Count Chocula, Grandpa Munster. Cf. Baron de Charlus.

 

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Paul Lynde-ish.
–Bruce Hainley, “Slowly (2nd Draft),” from Richard Hawkins: Of two minds, simultaneously

 

 

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A FEW FINAL WORDS ABOUT CASTLE FAGGOT FROM LISA ROBERTSON AND EDMUND WHITE

In Derek McCormack’s home province, farm boys with growing pains enjoy a little-known meal called bed-supper – a hearty bowl of sweet breakfast cereal enjoyed as a midnight snack. Here McCormack has composed a peculiarly salacious bed-supper, where the long secret sweet-tooth of the Marquis de Sade glints as it sinks into the dirtiest of dishes This useful book will more than stay your appetite until breakfast – Castle Faggot is also a manual of redecoration, a musical, a puppet show, a theory of cosmetics, a work of poetics, and a glorious celebration of the French decadence.
–Lisa Robertson

This is what it felt like to sit in a crib with another baby and to play blissfully with your own shit while your mothers sat downstairs drinking cocktails.
– Edmund White

 

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Thank you, Dennis, thank you, Zac, thank you to Richard Hawkins and Bruce Hainley and to everybody who took time to read this! Love, Derek

 

 

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p.s. Hey. This weekend the blog has the total honor of not only helping usher the great Derek McCormack’s new novel ‘Castle Faggot’ into the world but to do so via the hand of the maestro himself. It’s as incredible a novel as any novel could be, and you can ‘hear’ me and Zac Farley speak to its amazingness at length in a conversation that forms the book’s afterword. Enjoy the show of shows, and I can’t recommend highly enough that you snag the novel and read it. And massive thanks to Derek for selecting this humble abode as an outlet. ** wolf, Gurglegurgleexplode! Yes, it was like the good old days when paranoid thinking was used for fun. One of my brothers has gone whole hog Bill Gates is Satan, plague is a ploy, Trump is Joan of Arc, etc. etc. conspiracy theorist guy, and it’s a wonder to the worst degree. Your BigFoot theory may be edgy, but, as an edgy guy, I see all kinds of plausibility therein. And, hey, we’ll be batting this shit around and lots of non-shit too in just a few hours, whoop! ** David Ehrenstein, Why the hell not, exactly. I’m going to see that Schrader by Monday morning if it’s the last thing I do. ** Ian, Hey there, Ian! As hard work goes, I think tiring oneself and muscling oneself up and financially rewarding oneself thereby via carpentry is … I don’t know, romantic, and even noble. I never realised how much I admire carpenters until you announced your wood-based intentions. Me too, about those shows, and I even got into the disappointment part. Mm, I don’t think those discrepancies in your work-in-progress have to be a problem at all necessarily. You just need to unify the sections in other ways, via a strong continuance of the central conceit or thematic or story and make sure the shifts in form and style read as deliberate. I’m the kind of reader where, as long as I have confidence that a writer has thought through and is aware of the seemingly odd shifts in their prose — and that’s something one feels from the writing more than anything — they can move a work around on the surface even radically. My new novel changes styles and tacks and lengths in every section, and, unless I’m fooling myself, I think that’s what will make the novel ‘exciting’ to read. So, I don’t know. Those are my thoughts anyway. Have a weekend full of lustrousness. ** Misanthrope, Are you so sure it wasn’t BigFoot? I bet there are dozens of people who would take your initial confusion as proof positive. Ha ha, uh, god knows who those kids would grow up to be if ‘Castle Faggot’ was their Winnie the Pooh. Yeah, I know your ears have been your bane, or one, or, I guess, two of them. For me, it’s my back. Right, I saw your dude is on SNL. I wonder if he’s capable of being funny. I imagine you think so. ** MANCY, Hey, S! So great to see you! A rare and true pleasure. I saw on FB that you got Covid. Man, so sorry. But I’m very happy to hear that you seem to be scooting through it. It’s weird, the last time the virus went nuts, I hardly knew anybody who got it, but this time I seem to know all kinds of people who have it or just had it. Yeah, Marilyn’s Mario post was a huge recent blog highlight for me. I did play ‘Galaxy’ and loved it. I’m dying to play the new ‘Paper Mario’, and our stores reopen in Paris today, so I have no more excuses not to get a fucking Switch. Awesome that you’re doing work for AS! Such a great enterprise, and that’s a huge score for them. I’m often showing people those amazing gif works you made a while back. Do you have any lingering interest in working with them? Feel perfect ASAP, and take care, and see you again soon, I hope. ** Steve Erickson, Yes, it’s a terrible decline from ‘Paul is Dead’ to an international cannibal pedophile ring operating under the code name Democratic Party. What’s sad is that the QAnon fuckers are so lame they even make an imaginary cannibal pedophile ring boring. I think if everyone started taking LSD again the world would be an infinitely more pleasant place. Sweet about the Black Friday score. Shit, I should have ordered my Switch yesterday, damn, I’m such a space case. ** Brian O’Connell, Morning, Brian. I agree. I think the boys were going to eat Kristoferson. They had knives and stuff, but it’s possible they were just going to disassemble him and my already pervy young mind leapt to an unnatural conclusion. No, the film version is set in the highlands of Scotland or Maine or somewhere, I forget. I will re: the Schrader. This weekend is partly dedicated to a hunt. Yes, massive luck all around about the pandemic’s slow fade. I get to go walk into a bookstore today for the first time in ages, so I’m feeling hopeful. Ultra-fine weekend, sir. ** Okay. Derek McCormack has you so incredibly covered locally this weekend. Dig the spoils. See you back here on Monday.

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