Month: October 2018 (Page 4 of 7)

 

‘Tzu-An Wu makes experimental films. For him, so-called “experimental” is not a genre, but a changeable, nomadic status crossing the machineries inside out. He likes to manipulate heterogeneous images, sounds, and texts, to question the construction of the narrative and the selfhood. In recent years he works mainly with Super 8 and 16mm film techniques, while he is also interested in the intersection of both analog and digital techniques of visual reproduction. …

‘Growing under the glittery shadows of the avant-garde cinema, his works collage different kinds of images and texts, aiming to create a circular way of self-communication, production, and reproduction. Although the textures and forms of these works change, they share similar concerns about the fluid, uncertain essence of selfhood and identities. For example, the early work We Can’t Grow Up Together is a lyrical and mad demonstration on how the self changed; Disease of Manifestation discusses the narrative construction of the selves. QUOUSQUE EADEM? (OR A SELF-PORTRAIT) is a self-portrait to see the image-making machinery as the metaphor of the selves. All of these works share the same theme: how to know thyself? How can it be possible? ”

‘These ideas and emotions on the selfhood were preserved, but also annihilated when a work is finished. If the cinema is a form of preserving time and body, (According to Apichatpong Weerasethakul, cinema means “ghosts are watching ghosts.”) when screening the works, the memories and the ghosts of the past are summoned, on and off the screen…

“In much of my previous work I used, among others, my own travelogue and diary film footage. Most of these were filmed by chance without purpose. I treated them as found-footage. By taking those images out of their original context. I obtained a set of visual objects that I could freely manipulate with some cinematic techniques.

“For the more recent works … , however, I handled the collected images in a different way. In particular, I chose as filming subjects some of the places near my residency that I had been frequenting. Within these subjects themselves I sought possible textures and rhythms to emerge. They meant to be produced as simple “signs”, as I was told by my former teacher video artist Paul Ryan, “Signs represent something for somebody in some respect”.

“I handled these “signs” with different “process”, This body of work can be seen both as a collection of independent pieces as well as a constellation that marks my everyday life in the residency. In the future, they will quite possibly evolve into another progress that in turn will feed into another project.” — Tzuan Wu

‘He holds a BA in Gender and Cultural Studies from National Tsing Hua University, Taiwan, and an MA in Media Studies from The New School, New York. His works have been shown internationally, including BFI Flare (London), International Film Festival Rotterdam (Netherland), CROSSROADS (San Francisco), Xposed International Queer Film Festival(Berlin), Golden Harvest Film Festival (Taiwan), MixNYC (New York), He was awarded the jury prize at Festival of Different and Experimental Cinema (Paris). He is also a member of the cinema collective The Other Cinema and the co-founder of countercultural zine group 後母雜誌 Post-Motherism.’ — collaged

 

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Further

Tzuan Wu Website
Tzuan Wu @ Vimeo
Tzuan Wu @ Facebook
Tzuan Wu @ mixcloud
Tzuan Wu @ Medium
Tzuan Wu @ MUBI

 

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Extras

failed processing

Tulips

l’abjection

 

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13 of Tzuan Wu’s 17 films

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A Girl’s Prayer (1978－2016）
‘Many years after graduation. Some one left earlier while the party goes on. We made a day to visit the green lake together. In that burning afternoon. These fragments of over-exposed, out of focus film were produced without a purpose. Then seamed together by chance. All of these probably are merely a reminder of our rights of indulgence; These are things you should commemorate, these are your memento mori. Thousand layers of Absolute Terror Field. In the center the princess is still praying for maintaining the world. Covered by magic circles, under the urban plan construct with an inverted pyramid shape. She prays in a basement that no one could reach.’ — TW

the entire film

 

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Stargazing (2017)
‘After WU’s arrival at New Zealand, WU has been trying to take a photo of the starry night sky everyday with his phone, whether or not it was clear. The star photos can be interpreted as diaries. Using 16mm Bolex camera to film the stars frame by frame with long exposure. Exposure time was determined by mind. These uneven pulsations of lights corresponds to the starlight changing along with the thoughts were at mind. This film documents WU’s everyday ritual of star-gazing with the related associations and inspirations, and forms a meditative process.’ — TW

Trailer

 

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Audio/Video Letter (2016)
‘Audio/Video Letter between musician Amund Ulvestad and filmmaker Tzuan Wu.’

the entire film

 

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Proxy of Heaven (2015)
‘Documenting, exploring and collage the touristic images of different religious spaces, in Czech, France, and Taiwan. Passing through these passages of the holy experience, witnessing the “memento mori” and the desire of happiness brings us back to the mundane human world.’ — TW

the entire film

 

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伊人 Yi-Ren (the person of whom I think) (2015)
‘Yi-Ren (can be vaguely translated to “the person of whom I think”) is a collaged love letter made of various sources. Such as my super8 mm diaries, karaoke videos, and found-footage from Kang-Chien Chiu (1940-2013)’s films, and poems. It is also an act of homage and a queer reading of Chiu. Reassemble, manipulate the materials, and melt the ready-made and the personal into one. Or, maybe the personal emotions and experiences are actually all borrowed from someone and somewhere… As the line “my moans have a bit of Hollywood in them” suggests, our emotions would not exist without acting, or movies we have seen.

‘This double channel employed the duality of the forms, the images, and the media. They are played in counterpoints, and presented as a metaphor of the mechanism of our emotions. Like the generation loss came from transfer between digital and analogue film. The materials were handled as the ready-made affection. The flowers bloom and wither, the hands caress or grab the air, people pass through and the faces vanishes… Through reproducing and manipulating the lines and images, it generates a floating narrative, a murmur between the subject of lost and the object of desire.’ — TW

Excerpt

 

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World’s Odds and World’s Ends (2014)
‘An experimental ethnography of tourists. Documenting the touristic activities in the medieval town Cesky Krumlov of Czech Republic. Using time-lapse photography to capture the repetition of the paths, the action, and the faces. The alchemy is the metaphor of their psychodynamic, and their doomed quest of the freedom in the odds and ends, at the end of the world.’ — TW

the entire film

 

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Quousque eadem? (or a self-portrait) (2013)
‘When one is holding a camera, it means changes of the way of seeing, distortion of the perception. It’s an opaque state of intermediacy. The image made in this way is also non-transparent as is, changeable but repeating, just as the perception to everyday-lives and to the selves, is hard to determine and trap in the stalemate.

‘This work started as a personal project, a one-man home video, which represents to the certain stage of my life and it was produced only for my own. While started working on it again, I changed the initial goal. Reassemble with narration, HD images and digitalized Super 8mm footages, to transform the (pseudo-) video diaries to a video essay about my reflections on the interrelationship between vision, memory, and the process of image (re-) production.

‘The title “QUOUSQUE EADEM?” comes from the same-name essay in the book “Precis de decomposition” of E. M. Cioran. Which means “How much longer (must we endure) the same things?” I have no mean to reiterate the hatred and helplessness of the essay, however I think the sense of the repetitiveness in the impermanence is suitable to this work.’ — TW

the entire film

 

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Disease of Manifestation 宣(言)癖 (2011)
‘This work is an argument initiated with Wendy Brown’s article Resisting Left Melancholy. She applied Walter Benjamin’s notion of “Left Melancholia” to see the political thoughts and the norms in the left-wing movement/ theory traditions as the notion of melancholia. There is the thingness of the thoughts that can see as the lost object. Extends this idea, the thingness of thoughts, come from one’s personal or collective memories could become the pathological fixation.

‘The passionate political manifestos or the small scale manifestos/ manifestations in our everyday lives, can be consider as the compulsory desire to maintain, to repeat, and to reproduce the manifestos, aiming to achieve an unachievable substance. Melancholia in the Freudian context is defined as the subject tries to maintain the lost object even more then the subject itself, and this causes the notion of disorder. The act of manifestation is to rupture with the present world and the compulsion to change it. Here comes the paradox between outward-looking and inward-looking perspectives of the notion of revolution, which is the initiation of this project, manifestations as the infectious psychosis.

‘This work was composed in a pseudo-automatic writing manner, collaged with the fragments of various forms and contents, of images and words. I trim them with juxtaposition, bad translation, and misreading the different visual, audio or textual references in a machinery speaking… forming the work with heterogeneous qualities with in. The work builds itself towards the anarchistic conditions of the inner scenes, can also be seem as a wrong-manifesto.’ — TW

the entire film

 

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Lip-sync (2012)
‘Starts with the act of the actor translates a recording of a reading of an intimate letter, instantly and repeatedly, while the super 8mm film projected on his face. I try to mixed the actual process of (mis)translation with nostalgic images into a heterogenic impurity, through focus on the materiality and performativity of the images, and the alchemic manner of manipulation of the images. ToUse language as the medium and images as the language to present the in-between-ness of one’s conflicting inner scenery.

‘The video aims to discuss the relationships between outward and inward narratives, and to demonstrate the in-between condition of one’s inner scene, in the space between translation, memory and forgetfulness, and the process of identification. In between the introjection act of the narratives from the outside world, and the projection act of speech and expression keep re-defining the edges of one’s self; In where emotions grow and vanish.’ — TW

the entire film

 

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The Pineapple of A Very, Very Serious Lady (2010)
‘”I believe that a pineapple is the parody of an apple.” A Drag queen wants to be pregnant and this causes an unbelievable tragedy. With demonstrating the notion of schizophrenia, this work aims to re-imagine the boundaries between identities and languages, and the impossibility of being “as a whole”.’ — TW

the entire film

 

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A Comma (2010)
“In the sentence of time, people appears like continuous commas. But you define yourself as a period, aiming for interrupt the sentence.” — E.M. Cioran

the entire film

 

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We Can’t Grow Up Together (2010)
‘Freaks also grow up from little as well. But the things we had lost in time differ. That’s the reason why we can’t grow up together. The film was shot in 16mm, based on a childhood (false) memory, transformed with fantasies and symbolic objects, and performed in a public environment. The elements in the film are both the markers of emotion and time, with montage, the outside world and inner scenery came across to each other.

‘Some events seem to be not important at the moment might became a crucial milestone in a personal sense. Through retelling and rewriting the memory, the pointless emotions turns to the flowing memory, and being able to preserved.’ — TW

the entire film

 

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Talking Cure (人生相談) (2008)
‘Dedicated to the trinity of Lady Larzarus, Ayanami Rei, and Britney Spears. One day I will take you to the exorcist.’ — TW

the entire film

 

 

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sexyslut4u, 18
Athens

My name is Alex, I just turned 18 and I’m here because I like getting fucked.
I am gay despite appearance to the contrary and in sex I consider myself very passive and somewhat astounding.

Caveat, I’m rich as fuck through my own means and doing this for jollys… don’t patronise me.

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Venus – Oct 11, 2018
Here’s how to get him excited for the main event:

The best seduction scenes start prior to even setting foot near the bed. Be the one to strike the match.

The skin is his biggest erogenous zone. You don’t have to touch his genitals to get him hard. I didn’t touch him initially at all. You just need to describe him lasciviously to send sexy electrical currents shooting through his mind.

OK, now it’s time to move to the bedroom. Remember: No talking necessary!

Make direct eye contact, smile, raise your eyebrows, and just nod your head in the direction of the bedroom. Start walking toward your destination, look back over your shoulder, and wiggle your pointer finger, seductively gesturing him to follow.

Dick L, Uncut
Orientation Bi
Body Slim
Body hair Shaved
Kissing No
Anal Bottom only
Oral
FF
S&M No SM
Dirty
Safer sex Needs discussion
Rate per hour 60 €
Overnight 80 €

 

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EscapeTrial, 21
Istanbul

The ultimate prize package of free “anything goes” sex with me could be yours if YOU can keep me bound and gagged.

I love-hate getting tied up and I want to find that right man who knows how to tie a guy up so he cant get loose. To that extent, Im willing to offer up just about anything to the man who can successfully do it.

The longer the challenge takes, the more extreme your victory could be.

I want it to be challenging, not impossible, so Im going to limit this base challenge to rope andor duct tape.

For the rope challenge, you have as much rope as you want. For the duct tape challenge, you get to use up to one full roll.

The minimum duration of the trial should be one hour. The maximum duration could be up to eight or twenty-four. If I can’t untie myself in one hour trial, you get one hour of free sex. If it’s twenty-four hours trial, you get sex with me for that long. BUT if I am successful in freeing myself, you have to pay me whatever I ask for sex. It won’t be more than $999.

Dick XL, Uncut
Orientation Bi
Body Athletic
Body hair Smooth
Kissing
Anal
Oral
FF
S&M Yes
Dirty
Safer sex
Rate per hour On request
Overnight On request

 

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stoner_20, 21
Modena

Sadly I can not accommodate anyone at my place, lets just say it’s a high traffic area.

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stoner_20 (Owner) – Oct 6, 2018
Don’t ask me to “send some pics.” Invite me over, get me high, and get me naked at the end like a f*cking gentleman.

DatJules – Oct 1, 2018
Couples that Smoke #420? together, ⚰ together

Prince214 – Sept 29, 2018
I have a cat. I feel I need to say that because this escort agreed to meet me but then when he found out I have a cat I was a horrible person. It’s actually he who’s a horrible person because he doesn’t understand what owning a pet means. It means you can’t leave your pet for 5 or 8 hours while you go off to fuck some pothead.

Dick M, Cut
Orientation Bi
Body Slim
Body hair Smooth
Kissing Depends on person
Anal Versatile
Oral Versatile
FF
S&M
Dirty
Safer sex Needs discussion
Rate per hour 170 €
Overnight 700 €

 

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younglookingtoearn, 20
Bangalore

Looking for a wealthy man for sex (paid), dating (bankrolled), marriage (no prenuptial agreement), and adopting children in that order.

I am not masculine, sorry.

If I don’t find this man in Bangalore, I am next going to Mumbai and then Delhi.

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blessedbethefruit – Oct 3, 2018
I look forward to seeing you happy.

Dick S, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Slim
Body hair Shaved
Kissing Yes
Anal Versatile
Oral Versatile
FF FF Versatile
S&M
Dirty
Safer sex Needs discussion
Rate per hour On request
Overnight On request

 

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procrastinasian, 21
Berkeley

A problem with your wife? Your girlfriend piss you off? Fed up with girls and women in general? Desire to fuck one but not deal with female bullshit? Call me.

I have experience with pure hetero, neighborhood guys, rich men, pricks, losers, guys who can pay without any discussion, no blah, I do not care about your head, I have a good ass that accepts cash.

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Trevor – Sept 16, 2018
so bloody nice to fuck a “chick” without being taken emotional hostage by one!

Dick S, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Slim
Body hair Shaved
Kissing Yes
Anal More bottom
Oral Versatile
FF Passive
S&M No SM
Dirty WS only
Safer sex Needs discussion
Rate per hour 150 $
Overnight 450 $

 

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weird-twink, 18
Omaha

i’m a Southside Chicago slut, not a prissy wimpy pretentious Omaha queen. the nickname is allusive but I hope it is clear: I look for situations very transgressive. i love bottoming out, getting thoroughly fucked and fisted, having my hole blown out. have taken it to the elbow once before, would love to go there again. lemme tongue fuck your hole long & deep & taste your insides. im open to doing public stuff if i have a mask on. im also into being milked like a cow. im a young smooth teen. how are you!

Guestbook of weird-twink

Anonymous – Sept 30, 2018
I came three times! I am 50!

Anonymous – Sept 21, 2018
My friend and I got drunk with him and we raped him and he LOVED it. I especially loved what he said to us while we DID it.

Anonymous – Sept 13, 2018
I am shocked! I am 90% straight…but i had with him the best sex ever, not with a woman!

Anonymous – Sept 5, 2018
Worth every money!!!! I will never forget you!!!!

Dick M, Cut
Orientation Gay
Body Slim
Body hair Shaved
Kissing Yes
Anal Bottom only
Oral Versatile
FF Passive
S&M Yes
Dirty Yes
Safer sex Never
Rate per hour 180 $
Overnight 800 $

 

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smallfry, 20
Mumbai

I know it’s an Gay app, but I am not Gay, I’m young married to my wife with two kids, I like Lesbians are my first preference, I’m am so down to fuck coz they are very clean with their Heart and Soul.

Alternately I have a sexual desire involving Nazi/Waffen-SS mythos, rituals, uniforms, paraphenalia, Wewelsburg, Nazi paganism//occult practices, and SchutzStaffel.

Guestbook of smallfry 

aakarsh – Oct 12, 2018
best human being ever

Dick XL, Uncut
Orientation Hetero
Body Athletic
Body hair Smooth
Kissing Depends on person
Anal
Oral
FF
S&M
Dirty
Safer sex
Rate per hour On request
Overnight On request

 

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curvedCock, 19
Zagreb

This whole gay community in Croatia is fucked up and we ourselves are hindering the situation. In the Croatian LGBTQ community we work together for what we want to fight, worry how other (straight) people will accept us completely… It is sad because being gay just comes down to sex!

Gays want to have pride, etc but it’s not all that. We need to stop being tensed with new people and acquaintances so that everything does not stop sinking into sex and fuck speed!

Let’s not hypocrisy and let’s do the opposite of what we do not want!

Guestbook of curvedCock

Anonymous – Sept 26, 2018
If you want to get him especially hot and bothered, pry a bit. His biggest fantasy to get impregnated. You’ll need to be a verbal top, and he’ll want to spend time on the clock afterwards speculating about his pregnancy and future offspring, but I found the fuck itself bonkers and worth it.

Dick L, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Slim
Body hair Little
Kissing Yes
Anal Versatile
Oral Versatile
FF
S&M
Dirty
Safer sex Needs discussion
Rate per hour 80 €
Overnight 300 €

 

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TIGER-THE-FLOWER, 18
Düsseldorf

I DON’T SPEAK GERMAN i am really incredible in bed and i want to learn if i can quit my job and earn my living being really incredible in bed Not fake I have instagram

Guestbook of TIGER-THE-FLOWER

TIGER-THE-FLOWER (Owner) – Sept 18, 2018
that more like it

cantchoose – Sept 18, 2018
I’m a tough man who fucked him hard and took this tight little bussy on a ride. He rode me until the sun came up. Go get this good good pussy.

TIGER-THE-FLOWER (Owner) – Sept 15, 2018
when i am not incredible in bed it is always the other persons fault

IWANTCUMINMYMOUTH – Sept 15, 2018
If you want to earn a living at this, you’ll need be a lot more incredible in bed than you were with me.

Dick L, Uncut
Orientation Bi
Body Slim
Body hair Smooth
Kissing Yes
Anal Versatile
Oral Versatile
FF Active
S&M Yes
Dirty
Safer sex Needs discussion
Rate per hour 300 €
Overnight 750 €

 

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Big cock-Little ass, 18
Oklahoma City

I’m an American Nationalist willing defend my Country at cost. I’m interested in Metal, Nationalism, Patriotism, The USA, Poland, Norway, Finland, Black Metal, Cooking, getting sucked, fucked, getting fisted (on some occasions). I hate Antifa, Communism, SJWs (Social Justice Warriors), Radical Feminists.

I think with the right circumstances I can be fun and exciting.

Without condon +50$
Fist (I’m bottom) = 50$
Group sex = 40$ per person
Weekend 2 days = 400$
I accept cash

*Reopening my account after a short break (I was rented for a week, and it was a looong week).

Guestbook of Big cock-Little ass

AsH – Sept 25, 2018
Nature’s selection

reinventingyourexit – Sept 24, 2018
sometimes you need a cleansing

HungBrother – Sept 22, 2018
Racist PIG, knowing its inferiority, needs to serve Black Men to show how this object animal can be owned by others it considered before as inferior that white people, PIG! It needs to serve and live as total slave with all Black Men, groups,..who want this humble racist bitch and now in knowledge about what and never who it is, PIG!

UNDEADSOLDIER666 – Sept 20, 2018
I don’t know, Stalin was pretty bad

Big cock-Little ass (Owner) – Sept 20, 2018
i just wish everything didnt always go back to nazis and hitler when there have been much worse people in history and in our current times rightnow 🙁 poor hitler always getting the blame

Arabesque – Sept 19, 2018
I put my fist up his little baby ass then sucked that scary huge dick and worked that hole for hours and drank his loads like a fucking newborn!

AsH – Sept 18, 2018
So u say hitler is “disgruntled”?

Big cock-Little ass (Owner) – Sept 18, 2018
Being disgruntled like Hitler was is what causes rifts and issues in society and how bad things happen. Being white suprematist has nothing to do with wanting to kill or hurt ppl

reinventyourexit – Sept 18, 2018
white supremacy is life! most are just afraid to bringout their slutty side. thank god for you!

Dick XXL, Cut
Orientation Bi
Body Slim
Body hair Smooth
Kissing No
Anal Bottom only
Oral Top
FF Passive
S&M Yes
Dirty
Safer sex Needs discussion
Rate per hour 250 $
Overnight 500 $

 

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allister, 20
Houston

RIP 1994-2014.

Dick
Orientation
Body
Body hair
Kissing
Anal
Oral
FF
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Sasha-Kiri, 20
Paris

I’m short and skinny and gaggy and tight and every cloud I see looks like your undone belt letting that huge and crazy and completely mesmerizing bit of you swinging fast and heavy right at my pretty, slutty face; that last moment when you know the sound it will make but I do not and may go stone crazy once I do….

I DONT NEED YOUR PICS AS I’M AN OBJECT!!!

Guestbook of Sasha-Kiri

Sasha-Kiri (Owner) – Oct 10, 2018
How people gave their judgement to me is none of my business and the hell I care about them.

barracuda46 – Oct 9, 2018
I must object to the previous reviewer’s criticism. If you want a twink, hire a twink escort! This escort is an Emo. His hair didn’t just accidentally fall in his face, it’s part of his face! Expecting him to look “cute” without his hair curtain is like expecting a clown to be funny without his makeup! He’s skinny because Emos are skinny! Emos tend to sweat when exerted and have bad tasting cum because their bodies are full of medications for their personality orders and depression!

bernardvon – Oct 4, 2018
Hes ugly and anorexic. Ok maybe hes not THAT ugly or THAT skinny, but atleast be aware that hes not THAT cute when his hair falls off his face and hes real skinny… and if sweat turns you off click away as he sweats like a fucking waterfall during sex, and his cum tastes like metal. HES NOT A BLOODY TWINK!

Dick M, Uncut
Orientation Bi
Body Slim
Body hair Shaved
Kissing Yes
Anal No
Oral Versatile
FF No
S&M Yes
Dirty No
Safer sex Always
Rate per hour 80 €
Overnight 300 €

 

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fullfillme, 18
Neuss

Short to me: I am 18 years old.
I am almost without taboo with the exception of: Blood, electricity and Puke.
As I always say with almost everything, that is now only a spontaneous enumeration.
Gladly it can also get worse or harder but you will need to give me drinks or make me smoke something or give me pills to relax.
I am happy to be available for inquiries from escort companies, or film producers, both professional and amateur filmmakers.

Guestbook of fullfillme

fullfillme (Owner) – Sept 27, 2018
I’m interested depending on fee. In honesty, I smoke but I can pretend I don’t and wear a nic patch.

IANstrong51 – Sept 27, 2018
I have a major smoking fetish. I smoke myself but totally get off on nonsmokers. Here’s what I’d want:
– I smoke in your flat, throw ashes and butts on the floor and generally disrespect you and your stuff completely
– I force you to smoke
– I have a smoker’s cough, and spit the phlegm you cough up on your floor/walls and in your mouth
– I empty a full ash tray on you/in your bed then fuck
If this interests you, let’s chat!

fullfillme (Owner) – Sept 11, 2018
Raincheck

LaDolce-Vita – Sept 11, 2018
I have a fantasy of having sex with a boy then binding him to be displayed as an artwork in my living room 24/7 lifetime. Interested?

Dick L, Uncut
Orientation Bi
Body Athletic
Body hair Shaved
Kissing No
Anal Versatile
Oral Versatile
FF FF Versatile
S&M Yes
Dirty Yes
Safer sex Never
Rate per hour 400 €
Overnight 1000 €

 

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VitalyTurnbull, 18
Halifax

I loved to buy me a school locker from steelworks.
Anyone here to help me?

My idea:
Buy me a school locker.
Keep me locked:
1€ for 1 hour locked
5€ for 1 afternoon locked,
20€ for 1 day locked
For each € I will pay 50 Cent.

https://paypal.me/passells/c/803F6qRPiB
I keep the locker.

Dick L, Uncut
Orientation Bi
Body Athletic
Body hair Little
Kissing No
Anal No
Oral No
FF No
S&M No
Dirty No
Safer sex Always
Rate per hour On request
Overnight On request

 

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LikeMatureMan666, 21
London

I like to cum handsfree. I do this sometimes on Chaturbate. Unfortunately, Chaturbate keeps banning me for whatever reason. I’m just going to make a new account each time.

I enjoy hands free cumming and try to practice it as much as I can. I can ejaculate somewhat reliably if I rub my nipples and something or someone says something that gets me really excited. I can also cum without any stimulation at all but it’s a bit more difficult and takes longer.

I would like to perform a session with ‘handsfree coach’. Contact me if you’d like to set something up.

Guestbook of LikeMatureMan666

LikeMatureMan666 (Owner) – Oct 9, 2018
Back after a recent mental break down. Aren’t those the best. Kickedinthenuts, you know what you did Kickedinthenuts. Or however you spell your stupid faced name.

LikeMatureMan666 (Owner) – Sept 6, 2018
Don’t stop until I can’t form words.

Dick XL, Uncut
Orientation Bi
Body Athletic
Body hair Shaved
Kissing No
Anal No
Oral No
FF No
S&M No
Dirty No
Safer sex Always
Rate per hour 100 £
Overnight On request

 

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-likemebetter, 23
Kaposvar

Give you ????? and I give ? Be hung ? ??‍♀️? And you will know what were you looking for ????

Guestbook of -likemebetter

-likemebetter (Owner) – Sept 22, 2018
admire me as much as you can ? most of the people don’t admire me enough ?

candyman – Sept 22, 2018
I unloaded a number of times into his aching hole.

-likemebetter (Owner) – Sept 19, 2018
Im just want to be happy just for once in my life ??

Whatizfate – Sept 19, 2018
I wanted a bottom ? Thank you for being it ?

Dick L, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Slim
Body hair Little
Kissing Yes
Anal More bottom
Oral Versatile
FF FF Versatile
S&M No SM
Dirty No
Safer sex Needs discussion
Rate per hour 110 €
Overnight 380 €

 

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The_Pretty, 19
Romblon

HI There Im Pretty

Guestbook of The_Pretty

The_Pretty (Owner) – Sept 1, 2018
-I’m scared of you ;~;

2HungBears – Sept 19, 2018
Looking for a hole to share.
Want to share you for fun.
Must
Kiss, Rim, Fuck, Spank
Must Not
Shit, Vomit

The_Pretty (Owner) – Sept 10, 2018
You are interesting but social anxiety got the better of me and I am scared to talk to you.

wrestlm2b – Sept 10, 2018
Retired military man looking for boys under 100 lbs I can wrestle. Not in to pro wrestling style at all. Have some military tatoos and cauliflower ear on one side from years of mat contact, getting caught in head locks, figure 4 head scissors, and former competition. Cannot host, but willing to wrestle at your place or motel room.

Dick S, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Slim
Body hair None
Kissing Yes
Anal No anal
Oral Versatile
FF No
S&M No
Dirty No
Safer sex Always
Rate per hour On request
Overnight On request

 

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cosmic_wanderer, 18
Toms River

Hello Men, I Love playing with my nipples while stroking my cock for hours on end. I do this pretty much every night when I get home from school. I just bought this mini vibrating semi small butt plug and a probe that fit perfectly in my tight unused Hole. Now that I use them once in a while it brings my masturbation sessions to a whole new level when I Blow my load. I have been holding my loads for days at a time. My Balls get so Big and hurt like hell at school but So worth it when I finally Stoke that Load out as I video tape it in SloMo on my phone. And more than once in a while I put a nylon ski hat over my head as I am Stroking away and just the thought that someone is watching me and I have no clue gets me closer to the climax. It must be even better when you have no idea it’s coming or if there are other cocks in the room getting ready to use one of your holes when there was only one when you started…!!

Guestbook of cosmic_wanderer

mn – Sept 2, 2018
Walk on him like a real sidewalk. Sit on his head full weight like a chair. Have sex on top of him like he was a rug.

thebadguy – Aug 31, 2018
Drug him tie him and. Fuck. He make him be a helpless whore I love Toys cbt gang bang and forced intoxicating I want him to service sex traffic him around the workmen hbhhhhbbbbbb bhbbbbbbnnnnnnjnnnnnnnfdmdmemmenejrjrjrnrnrnjrjrjrjrnrjhrhrhrjejehhehehehehehhehrhrhh Yes but

need_boyfriend – Aug 28, 2018
My biggest fantasy for a long time has been to give a cute boy like you a deep hit of poppers then skull fuck him then force him to hike for miles then spread him out on the ground and lick his sweat off.

Dick M, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Slim
Body hair Shaved
Kissing Yes
Anal Versatile
Oral Versatile
FF Versatile
S&M Yes
Dirty Yes
Safer sex Never
Rate per hour 300 €
Overnight 1000 €

 

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SkinnySickBoy, 19
Prachatice

sick boy, really messed up. want to be abused and humiliated.
#pain #self-harm #torture #dirty #anorexic

where are the dangerous men with money? only dangerous men with money.

Guestbook of SkinnyPervBoy

SkinnySickBoy (Owner) – Oct 10, 2018
Dying since 1998☠️ Scorpio♏️

Wasp1982 – Oct 8, 2018
Uh-uh, not today Satan

Anonymous – Oct 7, 2018
??

SkinnySickBoy (Owner) – Oct 4, 2018
not here for sex sex seeker STAY FUCKING AWAY AWWWAYYY

Dick S, Uncut
Orientation Bi
Body Slim
Body hair Smooth
Kissing No
Anal No
Oral No
FF Passive
S&M Yes
Dirty Yes
Safer sex Needs discussion
Rate per hour 30 €
Overnight 60 €

 

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Void, 20
Utrecht

I had a escort profile earlier, but due to some things in my life I decided to close it and start fresh when shit had calmed down (which is about now).

I’m not very experienced (I’ve only had two experiences), so it’s okay if you’re not either. This is mainly because, I’m cautious and sometimes get cold feet.

I’m not a very good talker. I probably won’t pick up on any subtle hints. I’m also quite short-spoken, so don’t let that put you off, I’m not disinterested really.

I don’t do any major drugs (I don’t take them and if you do, make sure not to do it around me). (I also don’t drink, and don’t do that around me either.)

I’m not a bottom but right now my dick is dead because of a medication I’m taking for depression so I guess I should say I am.

I tend to get grossed out because of experience when I was younger with gay sex so I want to overcome that.

Guestbook of Void

Void (Owner) – Sept 29, 2018
Got very drunk and stuff, lets have some hot fun right now while Im drunk. So let have some hot fun now, msg

Void (Owner) – Sept 26, 2018
My best time for dates is around 8 am weekday mornings.

HoldmyHand111 – Sept 20, 2018
I am Top here looking for bottom, send me a picture of your ass. If we are suitable please come and hold my hand and I will put your hand into my pants for you.

Dick M, Uncut
Orientation Bi
Body Athletic
Body hair Smooth
Kissing Depends on person
Anal More bottom
Oral Top
FF No
S&M
Dirty
Safer sex Needs discussion
Rate per hour 175 €
Overnight 580 €

 

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BrunetteBarbie, 22
Philadelphia

Come get me if you think and hot for you i know you want the ass dont be afraid

Guestbook of BrunetteBarbie

BrunetteBarbie (Owner) – Oct 6, 2018
Ive been into myself for my whole life

Jacksback122 – Oct 6, 2018
I’m the sort of guy who likes quickies and appreciates the satisfying pop a boy’s mouth makes when I pull my dick out as he is sucking on it. He got on his knees, I unzipped and gave him my cock, I unloaded in his stomach then left. After all he had other stuff to do and so did I.

BrunetteBarbie (Owner) – Oct 5, 2018
Fine

straightfag? – Oct 5, 2018
“Straight” Guy here whose mouth just strangely watered when I looked at your ass. This place seems the right one to start exploring this new side of mine cuz it feels more like helping someone out than being gay. I would want to start the right way with just drooling over your ass and patting it, and then see what happens once that really gets me going.

BrunetteBarbie (Owner) – Oct 3, 2018
I waste my time on earth looking for dicks and talking to them so thats about it

drinkupbitch – Oct 3, 2018
What’s you favorite position?

Dick M, Cut
Orientation Gay
Body Slim
Body hair Shaved
Kissing Yes
Anal Bottom only
Oral Versatile
FF Passive
S&M
Dirty
Safer sex Needs discussion
Rate per hour 150 $
Overnight On request

 

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Jochi_needs_cash, 19
Wismar

19 years, 1.74,58 kg.
My interests are going far.the fucker and the fucked.
Still living at home, with my Ellis, brother xD

My role model is Jimi Hendrix
Play your own electric guitar xD

Childhood and youth

Hendrix’s first musical instrument was a harmonica, which he received at the age of four. [5] At the Horace Mann Elementary School in Seattle in the mid-1950s, Hendrix’s habit of carrying a broom to emulate a guitar caught the attention of a social worker at the school. She wrote a letter to the school board asking for school funding for underprivileged children, insisting that giving up guitar on Jimi could cause psychological damage. Their efforts failed, however, even Al refused to buy Jimi a guitar. When Hendrix helped his father with a part-time job in 1957, he found a ukulele under the garbage they took out of the house of an elderly woman. She told him that he could keep the instrument that had only one string. He learned by ear, played single notes and followed the songs of Elvis Presley. As a teenager, he began to get excited about rock ‘n’ roll. In the summer of 1957, his father bought a used acoustic guitar for five dollars, on which Hendrix played with his first band, The Velvetones, for a short time until he was given an electric guitar, the “Supro Ozark 1560S,” and concentrated on it. He also played this guitar in his second band The Rocking Kings.

little biography haha ​​likes full of his music hehe- 🙂

May only with men up to 65 sex gave, in the mom, you find me, if you go to Hohen Wieschendorf, D-23970 Wismar, past the golf hotel, the Sandweg long (then you have to walk a bit) and on the water then right.

Jochi ….

Dick L, Uncut
Orientation Bi
Body Athletic
Body hair Smooth
Kissing Depends on person
Anal Versatile
Oral Versatile
FF FF Versatile
S&M
Dirty
Safer sex Needs discussion
Rate per hour 100 €
Overnight 800 €

 

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RainbowSheep, 18
Cebu City

if you got a teeth fetish i have got a lot to offer and more special stuff as many people under the pisces sign do.

Guestbook of RainbowSheep

Hornyhowaboutu – Sept 18, 2018
Finally!

Dick S, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Slim
Body hair Little
Kissing Yes
Anal No answer
Oral
FF No
S&M No
Dirty No
Safer sex Always
Rate per hour On request
Overnight On request

 

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YourFriendAlways, 23
Medellín

Who am I? I spend most of my time playing with my dogs. I don’t have sex too often, but I enjoy myself when I do. If you begin your message to me with “Sexy” or “Hey Sexy!”, I wish you scabies on your testicles! And those who ask who’s the guy in the pool get 7 years of no sex anymore!

Guestbook of YourFriendAlways

sodomegomorrhe – Oct 8, 2018
It’s morning, I wake up and look the guy next to me on the bed. I don’t remember him and then I do. Where did I draw that sexual energy? Where did my desire for him come? Where did my passion? Where my lust? My fingertips I let slide smoothly over this sleeping guy. I can well remember the feeling as I felt his cock buried inside me and sawing my ass. Also I then remember at this moment the ease with which he got me to accept being fucked by three of his friends. Where are they now? What do they think of me?

Dick XL, Uncut
Orientation Bi
Body Athletic
Body hair Shaved
Kissing Yes
Anal Top
Oral Versatile
FF Active
S&M No
Dirty WS only
Safer sex Needs discussion
Rate per hour 300 €
Overnight 1000 €

 

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TimRiddle, 21
Ardon

nothing is sexier than literature , not even me ?.

Guestbook of TimRiddle

oshioki – Oct 7, 2018
You can’t imagine how much I despise boring common looking fag boys, and how lowly I think of you.

Dick M, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Slim
Body hair Shaved
Kissing Yes
Anal More bottom
Oral Versatile
FF
S&M
Dirty
Safer sex Needs discussion
Rate per hour 120 £
Overnight 600 £

 

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CorruptAlan666, 21
Peterborough

I’m in need of inspiration and ENCOURAGEMENT TO GET MY CONFIDENCE BACK AFTER MY SPINAL FUSION SURGERY AND ACCIDENTAL OVERDOSE OF PAINKILLERS, MORPHINE, I QUIT EVERYTHING SMOKING DRINKING DRUGS, LOST MY SO CALLED FRIENDS AND SOME FAMILY AFTER I DIED TWICE AND NOW I AM TRYING TO FIND SOMEONE TO BE A FRIEND AND HELPER TO MAKE MYSELF HOT AGAIN AND TO FEEL BETTER ABOUT MY SELF IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN, I HAVEN’T BEEN IN A RELATIONSHIP SINCE LAST SUMMER SINCE I’VE HAD TWO BOYFRIENDS KINDA, AND ONE GIRLFRIEND, AND THAT WAS EIGHT MONTHS AGO, SO I NEED SOMEONE IN MY LIFE, MORE LATER. SORRY I’M NOT AS HOT AS I ONCE WAS BUT I’M NOT BAD.

Guestbook of CorruptAlan666

CorruptAlan666 (Owner) – Oct 4, 2018
Awww Yay!!

Jose_Fink – Oct 4, 2018
I have 8 straight guys AVAILABLE to you for any amount of time. Very handsome, muscled and smooth bodies for ANYTHING you WANT. 100% All STRAIGHT GUYS. GUARANTEED ALL STRAIGHT GUYS 100%. I promise you’ll WANT SO MUCH you won’t have enough time to do EVERYTHING. GUYS will be sent by bus.

CorruptAlan666 (Owner) – Oct 4, 2018
Thank you
I used to love being eaten out
I could go on and on I think you get the point

Dildo-Inspector – Oct 4, 2018
If you were in London, I would eat you out all day!

CorruptAlan666 (Owner) – Oct 3, 2018
??Thank you

ENOUGHALREADY – Oct 3, 2018
its hard to imagine you looking hotter than you do right now!

CorruptAlan666 (Owner) – Oct 3, 2018
No!

Paulo7542 – Oct 3, 2018
Does that spinal thing mean you have a weird ass?

CorruptAlan666 (Owner) – Oct 3, 2018
I don’t know you tell me

vampirefuneral – Oct 3, 2018
what fucking year is it
Jesus christ

Dick M, Uncut
Orientation Bi
Body Slim
Body hair Little
Kissing Yes
Anal More bottom
Oral Versatile
FF
S&M Yes
Dirty No
Safer sex Needs discussion
Rate per hour 80 $
Overnight 400 $

 

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XTREME_FF_BOYCUNT, 23
Munich

>>> 1 FIST or 1000s in MY BOYCUNT <<<

A fist and cock at the same
time, jerking off inside me.

FIST- / DOUBLEFIST- / DOUBLEPUNCH – DATES
…for hours possible, without breaks.

EVERYBODY GETS ADDICTED AFTER MY BOYCUNT.

Guestbook of XTREME_FF_BOYCUNT

XTREME_FF_BOYCUNT (Owner) – Sept 26, 2018
Um, well first of all I’m hot. I am imaginative, smart, and social. It is rare that anyone will see me depressed. That’s all I can think of at the moment.

JaymzBishop – Sept 26, 2018
That sounds great !!!!! but I’d like to hear a little more about you personally

Dick M, Uncut
Orientation Bi
Body Slim
Body hair Shaved
Kissing No
Anal Bottom only
Oral Versatile
FF Passive
S&M Yes
Dirty Yes
Safer sex Never
Rate per hour 500 €
Overnight 2500 €

 

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entrybikinimood, 20
Bingham

I’m a cash strapped student who wants the opportunity to meet a person with a disposable income (my social circle doesn’t have this to say the least lol) under rather strange circumstances.

While I think describing oneself as “interesting” is the most obvious sign someone is definitely not interesting, I would at least describe myself as “interested”.

Whether you’re looking to share whispery platitudes while sipping my saliva or you’d prefer not to hear a fucking word from my mouth and just throw me on the bed the moment the door is shut… I’m up for it!

I can do you sober if you insist, but I prefer clients who indulge my drug-taking (PnP, tina, etc) habits and the shitty behaviour that usually accompanies it. Just understand that sober for me involves going through withdrawals, so be prepared for temper tantrums.

Dick M, Uncut
Orientation Bi
Body Athletic
Body hair Shaved
Kissing Depends on person
Anal No
Oral Top
FF No
S&M No
Dirty
Safer sex Always
Rate per hour 150 £
Overnight 400 £

 

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arevolutionary, 22
Overijssel

? ? Øηcε υpøη α mιδηιghτ δrεαrγ.. ? ◾?Mørταlιτy; 17? ◾? XVIII – IX – MMXVIII ? ◾ ♾ τø bε ør ηøτ τø bε.. ♾ ♠️ ? τøυčh mε αηδ γøυ’rε δεαδ..

Dick XXL, Uncut
Orientation Bi
Body Athletic
Body hair Shaved
Kissing No
Anal No
Oral No
FF No
S&M No
Dirty No
Safer sex Never
Rate per hour 120 €
Overnight 450 €

 

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Cumdumphorror, 19
Dublin

Amen.

My name is Declan but feel free to change my name if you want.

I am a 19 year old bizarre cumslut whore from Ireland. I have been through huge amounts of shit in life which has equalled in me becoming twisted.

I do have autism but it’s barely noticeable unless you spend more than an hour or two with me which you won’t. I also have a number of other different mental health issues which causes me to behave strangely.

Due to me being on the dole and having no job due to my mental and physical illness I do not have money and I’ll need some.

PS. I hate to ask but you will need to restrain yourself physically as I am in a very serious relationship with an elderly man who I love but who would literally cut my throat if he found out I cheated on him.

Guestbook of Cumdumphorror

Cumdumphorror (Owner) – Oct 5, 2018
I will do that.

JohnThom – Oct 5, 2018
The thing with your boyfriend sounds a little too dicey but definitely let us know when he croaks.

Dick L, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Slim
Body hair Smooth
Kissing Yes
Anal Bottom only
Oral Top
FF Yes
S&M Soft
Dirty Yes
Safer sex Never
Rate per hour 250 £
Overnight 600 £

 

 

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