The blog of author Dennis Cooper

Month: April 2018 (Page 3 of 5)

‘See my shirt? it’s made out of boyfriend material’: DC’s select international escorts for the month of April 2018

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CashBoy, 18
Poznań

I like big dick and money, and to get two things at once 😉

New to doing things like that, that’s why the price’s high

Don’t try talking me into free sex, just don’t

I hate it when people ask me for free sex

You don’t just give in to some weird invitation, right?

Position Bottom only
Kissing Consent
Oral Versatile
FF Passive
S&M Soft SM only
Dirty WS only
Safer sex Needs discussion
Rate per hour 100 €
Overnight On request

 

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GABRIEL-LOVE, 23
Athens

I can give you a tour around the city and in the most important archaeological sites and museums.
1) Acropolis
2) The New Acropolis Museum
3) The ancient Agora and Museum of the Stoa of Attalos
4) Plaka and Monastiraki
5) Acropolis and the New Acropolis Museum
6) Acropolis, the Ancient Agora and Museum of the Stoa of Attalos
7) Acropolis, Plaka and Monastiraki
8) Athens walking tour
9) Your hotel room

Inclusions
Unlicensed Tourist Guide

Exclusions
Entrance fees

Guestbook of GABRIEL-LOVE

NobyStar – Apr 10, 2018
My fantasy now has material productivity!

Anonymous – Apr 8, 2018
tell you that he has an impediment and gets stuck promising to see you for free next time but does not care about your mouth on the phone

Position More Bottom
Kissing Consent
Oral No entry
FF No FF
S&M No entry
Dirty No entry
Safer sex Always
Rate per hour 200 €
Overnight No entry

 

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MAGICIAN, 18
Bologna

I HAVE 18 YEARS I LIKE TO GO FOR LOCALS ….

IF YOU ARE A QUIET MAN ..

IF YOU LIKE THE RELX …

IF YOU LIKE TO EAT OF THE FISH AT THE RESTAURANT

CONTACT

P.S. ONCE TIMES I TAKE SMALL GIFTS

P.P.S. I WANT TO WRITE A NOVEL

Position Versatile
Kissing Yes
Oral Versatile
FF No
S&M No
Dirty No
Safer sex Needs discussion
Rate per hour 150 €
Overnight 400 €

 

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100%foryou2, 18
London

i totally is a fantastic bottom just asked me

Guestbook of 100%foryou2

100%foryou2 – Apr 6, 2018
take me from here

oldsexlove – Apr 6, 2018
he’s not in london he’s in ukraine

MaltaB – Apr 6, 2018
London? 200 £ ? It would be very strange since this boy is poor street trash and I just f***ed out his brains for 20 euro in Donesk two nights ago.

Position Bottom only
Kissing Consent
Oral Versatile
FF Passive
S&M Yes
Dirty Yes
Safer sex Never
Rate per hour 200 €
Overnight 500 €

 

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AttentionSeeker, 20
Houston

I’m Harry. I’m 20 years of age and I’m a truck driver , I’m from Mexico. But grew up in Houston and I work there too. I’m trying to build a home where about 10-15 young guys can live together , I’m trying to organise a nudist home. Where they will be fuck , fist , rape and cum will be flying in the house. I have two young guys who you see in the photos already ready to start the nudist male family. That’s the reason I’m here. Good luck to everyone else.

Guestbook of AttentionSeeker

SkinnyChineseSlut – March 17, 2018
Can I live in your home? Brought up in singapore and malaysia, now in uk. Been fucked in many many situations. I’m skinny, told nice small butt but have small penis and testicles that I’ve often been ridiculed about, used to want them removed but realised in reality that’s not possible. I know, I’m weird. Best thing about me is I give guys who fuck me so many things to think about.

Position Versatile
Kissing Yes
Oral Versatile
FF Active/Passive
S&M Soft SM only
Dirty WS only
Safer sex Needs discussion
Rate per hour No entry
Overnight No entry

 

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TechnoTechnoTechno, 21
Las Pinas

I am looking for a serious relationship. Sex and money will be a good start.

Guestbook of TechnoTechnoTechno

TechnoTechnoTechno (Owner) – Apr 8, 2018
??

Anonymous – Apr 1, 2018
Seen him around in clubs and bars for about a year, have been obsessed with him, even stalked him a few nights.
Very mindfucked to find he has a profile here, always thought he seemed classy and impossible, it did my head in.
Propositioned him, he agreed, got him drunk at my place, made a move, he got uptight, tried to brush me off.
Wrestled him to the floor, tied him up and gagged him, drove him to a place.
Got what I’d paid for, it was a real rape, forced myself in his hole, was not gentle.
Dumped him on the side of a road afterwards.
Doubt he’s still escorting.

santaslittlehelper – March 29, 2018
This boy is a very bad escort and should stop. Made sure I knew he hated every minute. Rejected many even most normal vanilla sex acts. Went out of his way to let me know his brief erection was a struggle. Had the gall to ask me to recommend him to friends who might be richer and more attractive.

Position More Bottom
Kissing No
Oral Versatile
FF No FF
S&M No
Dirty No
Safer sex Needs discussion
Rate per hour 300 €
Overnight 450 €

 

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gloryholes-burgas, 19
Burgas

Please send me adresses where i can find glory holes in burgas. As a thank you i will suck you at this hole you named for 5 euros.

Position No entry
Kissing No entry
Oral Active
FF No
S&M No entry
Dirty WS only
Safer sex Needs discussion
Rate per hour 5 €
Overnight No entry

 

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MonogamousWhore4Life, 22
Southampton

In a nutshell I am the product of a failed marriage far too young, failed relationships, failed escorting experiences, three attempted suicides and am unable to keep a job, my family are growing tired of me, my friends have distanced themselves from me and on top of that for someone that doesn’t like sex with men at all, having gay sex on a daily basis is all the only thing that fills my thoughts.

Position Versatile
Kissing Yes
Oral Versatile
FF Passive
S&M Yes
Dirty No entry
Safer sex Needs discussion
Rate per hour No entry
Overnight On request

 

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skywind, 18
Tampa

I’m just a little high school boy. I’m an introvert person, I don’t have much friends. Always alone, I just need someone who wants a shy person to talk to. Since I’m accidentally attractive I’m also looking for a professional man with a few zeros to talk to in return for putting out. Hit me up and we can arrange something. I’m 17 until May so if that bothers you then don’t hit me up until May.

No scum who’ll leave me alone 10,000 miles away from home!!

Guestbook of skywind

skywind (Owner) – Apr 7, 2018
after 3 weeks here
I hate doing this, I hate my life, I just moved to Tampa and I have no friends but two here. I feel alone and lost. This world is so fucking cruel, I lost my mom in march this year, I woke up to her dead in her bed by myself. I have nothing left to live for but certain people who would probably be better off without me… I’ve been bullied ALL my life, my dad use to beat me, my brothers hate me and my sisters never talk to me… I’m just tired of everyone leaving me and kicking me deeper into a hole that I am already so far down I can’t see the light at all anymore.

Man37 – Apr 4, 2018
Names Ben, I’m 37 and I’m Totally Straight.. But, I paid $150 to Slurp on his dick and fuck the shit out of him.

skywind (Owner) – March 17, 2018
after 5 minutes here

– No, I do not want to see 15 pics of your penis
– No, I do not ever wear normal underwear
– no, I do not want to be a dog for real
– no, I’m not a fake ?!
– no, I’m not 18, I’m not kidding, just imagine !?

Position Versatile
Kissing Yes
Oral Versatile
FF No entry
S&M Soft SM only
Dirty No entry
Safer sex Needs discussion
Rate per hour 150 $
Overnight 400 $

 

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imreadytobeyours, 21
Tahiti Island

My name is Douglas , I am 21 years old , Latino , tattoo , muscle , short hair , some body hair but always shaved , bottom , 5.9feet , 138lbs , cut (8inches) and I was born from Mixed Family Peruvian and American but I am USA citizen .

I am here seeking a Sugar Daddy /Husband with XL cock, all that’s important is to have a financial supporter in any form it may come , Age is a number in any relationship and I am ready to devote my heart to make the relationship the florished one , either by being as kept boy , or as Son or as a spouse so long as my supporter has a XL cock .

I’ve had 2 Sugar Daddies in my life and It started when I was in High School at the age of 14 years old when I went to night club with a friend , this brought up opportunity to met with my first Sugar Daddy in my life time and he accepted me then as kept boy , my functions to him there was to have sex with me , I clean his house when he requested and he give me money to sustained during my high school period .

I had my other Sugar Daddy till late last year which is year 2017 before he passed away . My ex Sugar Daddy died at 78 years after being with him as his kept boy for good 3 years . I lived under his roof , he was a good Sugar Daddy and had XL and he knew what it takes then to have kept boy and he know how to make provision for me . He was a good Sugar Daddy and I loved him and I am ready to love more with my new Sugar Daddy .

Guestbook of imreadytobeyours

imreadytobeyours (Owner) – Apr 2, 2018
Seems like none of you know what XL means .

Position Bottom only
Kissing Yes
Oral Versatile
FF Passive
S&M Yes
Dirty Yes
Safer sex Never
Rate per hour No entry
Overnight On request

 

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YoungguycalledMitchisyourBitch, 21
Western Slope

Hey, im Mitch, adventurous boy looking for some more adventure. Love to be outdoors and typically where you will find me. Hiker, camper, rock climber, kayaker here. Love going to local breweries and sharing stories. Adventurous sexually as well. New to it, but love being fisted. It’s insane and i want more. So discount if you want to put your hand inside a hole. Longer term im looking for a guy interested in keeping me as a farm animal for meat. A source of food destined for the butcher block. To eventually eat. Starting with the feet.

Guestbook of YoungguycalledMitchisyourBitch

YoungguycalledMitchisyourBitch (Owner) – March 24, 2018
Idk im high.

Whymatic – March 23, 2018
Are you serious about that last part?

Position Versatile
Kissing Consent
Oral Versatile
FF Passive
S&M Yes
Dirty No
Safer sex Never
Rate per hour 280 $
Overnight 475 $

 

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The_Buffet, 19
Zurich

If you have scrolled down to here past my photos, then that’s probably something good 🙂

Hello, I’m The Buffet,

I’m having everything delicious for everyone and come delivered spontaneously to you, at the hotel or a place of your choice.

My strengths include a very cute delicious body, everything shaved and edible, both sides. Eat all my front you want, turn me over or I can do it, and eat all my back.

Also with the price you do not have to scrimp, I am “all you can eat” for from 250 € upwards and for a quicky of less than 30 minutes 50 € and I am always with fun in the thing.

Other somethings important about me

What I like:
– The colors black, white and red
– Cool sport like (…)
– Summer
– Kayne
– gambling
– Get up early
– Popcorn ♥
– Memes

What I do not like:
– Dickheads
– holding hands and cuddling
– cold
– Draven players
– Shrek memes wtf
– onions, tomatoes and chocolate
– People who write “shut up and ride me” or “hi bossy bottom”

Of course these are not all the things about me but a few to make you at least an impression and so at least I can see that you made the effort and not write in the first message you like one of the points in my “I do not like” list.

Peace.

Guestbook of The _Buffet

Anonymous – March 30, 2018
I do not believe for a moment that there are only these complacent comments on his profile which is certainly a fake profile as are many of the escorts here. These fake escorts are friends, in daytime they compete to make the biggest scam then in the evening they find themselves in “night clubs” wasting their euros getting drunk and telling each other fun stories of how cleverly they ripped us off .. beware of creative beauties .. I invite you who are scammed to publish your vicious comments about this escort pumping our money. He has the audacity to erase them quickly so publish and republish and republish them.

Cortigiano – March 22, 2018
He is a Brazilian student, so I can say that he used Brazilian heat very well with me. I really like Emos, he has a fertile mind for that. Our time together was as rich, ardent and pleasant as Henry III of Fracia did with his kind.

OtherLife – March 11, 2018
No one has ever thought that getting a body-satisfying service with ethical plus passion can be possible. It is.

Position No entry
Kissing Yes
Oral Passive
FF No FF
S&M Soft SM only
Dirty Yes
Safer sex Sometimes
Rate per hour 100 €
Overnight 250 €

 

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Bad_Vibes, 20
Rodriguez

A simple life is good with me. I don’t need a whole lot. For me, a T-shirt, a pair of shorts, barefoot on a beach and I’m happy. The simple life on the farm was everything to me. Nothing was more relaxing after a long plane flight than to reach the

Guestbook of Bad_Vibes

Bad_Vibes (Owner) – Apr 10, 2018
Teaching myself how to play the guitar, watch Harry Potter and Game of Thrones, dance to Fleetwood Mac and Kings of Leon, sing Of Monsters and Men and Jake Bugg until my throat hurts, you know, stuff like

TotallyOwnedByYou – March 31, 2018
i beg to serve you. i long to be Your servant. i have a true servant’s heart. it is my heart’s deepest desire to be serve You. Please accept me as Your servant for real. i will always serve You without question. i will live to please You and Serve You. Please accept me as your servant. my name is marty. i long to be Your servant. i am 63. i am single, never married. i have no kids. i live alone. i am 6 feet tall, slender, brown hair, green eyes. my ass is virgin to cock. my mouth is virgin to cock. It is my heart’s deepest desire to serve by You. One of your Holy orgasms is worth more than my whole life. The system logs me off when i try to send you my pics. May i send you my pics?

Position Top only
Kissing No
Oral Versatile
FF Active
S&M Soft SM only
Dirty WS only
Safer sex Needs discussion
Rate per hour 100 €
Overnight On request

 

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StrawberryCumCake, 21
Queens

I reserve my right to speak dull phrases like: oh that’s nice, good to know, or not answering at all. If you are seriously uninterested in a person, then you let him know more easily by having a conversation so boring. Just get to know my body, leave the rest of me alone, and then you can form a small, incomplete judgment about me.

I have no clue why this site offers Trans as a sexual orientation. Society might call my gender “MTF” but I don’t want to be identified as MTF because I don’t want to be put in a box like a lot of people don’t want to be. I am a male female-like male/female if you must know, but I would prefer to have no gender at all, honestly.

Despite physical appearance, and gender and sex, I hope to be given a chance to satisfy you if open-minded and not worried about what someone’s biological sex is (what doctors decided us to be at birth). Yes, I have an awkward disposition, but I have grown to know that there are certain men who really like awkwardness, whoo-boy, do they!

If you are still interested, send facepics (at least 5), and I do not mean fuzzy and pixelated images or screenshots. I don’t care if you have as an alternative FB or Insta, KIK, Skype or Facetime. Those other portals are no substitute for facepics (at least 5!), and no cat photos, no webcam photos from 2001 with thumbnail pixel rasters, and no reddish Kodak photos from your Maldives vacation in 1995.

I use this platform in the traditional sense and for a pay date, a normal pay date, not a date! If you have a partner and write me for a threesome then do not expect an answer from me. Personally, I’m not a fan of open relationships and I do not want to be part of it. Look it up!

Guestbook of StrawberryCumCake

bazile – Apr 6, 2018
He/she/it/whatever doesn’t state this in “their” ( haha ) profile or in person unless you’re a mindreader or want it bad enough like I did but “they” really gets off on being bullied and abused for being such a girly freak.
I started verbally, “they” turned bitchy at first correcting my pronouns, telling me to leave but soon enough “they” were in tears, taking it like a champ and showing me the erection in “their” shorty shorts.
When it got physical, “they” went floppy as a rag doll and couldn’t get enough. Stripped, slapped around, choked, thrown around the room, skull fucked, punched, eaten out, hate raped, 3/4 fisted, all the time masturbating like a monkey, “they” shot three loads along the way.. nothing seemed like it would have been too intense for “them”.
I was so turned on even after I got off that I half-jokingly asked “them” to marry me, and “they” said yes. It sounds crazy but three days later now and I’m still thinking about it, and I might just do it.
I am 42 yo, 6′ tall, 265, bald and bearded and working on becoming a musclebear.

Position Bottom only
Kissing Yes
Oral Versatile
FF Yes
S&M Yes
Dirty Yes
Safer sex Never
Rate per hour 250 $
Overnight 800 $

 

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Sex2Go, 19
Sárvár

I’m only for a hairy, strong guy over 40.
I’m 19, but I look for forties NOT playing.
I’m obvious, and I want something similar.
Do not be guys, but really.

# of times had sex, 47.
# of times satisfied, 3.

Guestbook of Sex2Go

Tabledancer85 – Apr 5, 2018
OUR DATE ▶ SPANK ⏸ RIM ▶ TOYS ⏹ POPPERS ⏩ FF ⏩ RAPE ⏩ BREED ? REPEAT

Mentor – March 29, 2018
im a shopaholic
lets go shopping sometime
no sex/nudity required

victory_mm – March 18, 2018
He seemed to be sick. He said, no, it was allergies. But he was sick and now I’m sick. It’s sexy that my sickness came from him but I would rather not be sick.

Position Versatile
Kissing Consent
Oral Versatile
FF No entry
S&M No entry
Dirty No entry
Safer sex Always
Rate per hour 190 €
Overnight 320 €

 

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IAmWayIntoThis, 23
Oslo

You like to fuck a heterosexual boy while he “sleeps”? To “rape” him and to let off your cock in his pussy?

By the way, if you are one of those anal holes that want to “rape” people but do not want to send them photos of you first, kindly refrain from “raping” me.

1. Either you must be god and therefore your face is so bright that it can’t sent out
OR
2. You are really just that bad looking.

After you “rape” me leave a review if you’re interested, it’d be good to know what you think.

Guestbook of IAmWayIntoThis

Anonymous – Apr 12, 2018
Offer is fake, threatened me with pepper spray.

Position Bottom only
Kissing No
Oral Passive
FF No
S&M Soft SM only
Dirty No entry
Safer sex Never
Rate per hour 170 €
Overnight On request

 

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pinkfox, 18
Stockholm

I’m a young gay man from Stockholm who’s recently come out of a long relationship with a boyfriend I was monogamous with since we were 11 years old. Now I’m looking for new sexual experiences and to enjoy what I’ve been missing for so long. I want all my previous ways of life to be extremely altered to adapt to this new way of existing.

Guestbook of pinkfox

long4twinks – Apr 9, 2018
IM HOTEL NOW big cock in his tight ass

aPrincess – March 26, 2018
If he’s a bottom he wants tall handsome guys that worship him haha but if he tops he wants bubble butt twinks haha

Position Versatile
Kissing Yes
Oral Versatile
FF No FF
S&M No entry
Dirty WS only
Safer sex Needs discussion
Rate per hour 200 €
Overnight 500 €

 

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Deliveryboy, 19
Gwynedd

Delivery boy. Sent across north wales to work.

Today he’s travelling between Rhyl and Porthmadog . Location always on on his phone. If you see him near you and what to rent him for your pleasure send him a message. He’s been ordered to answer all messages and respond to your needs.

I’m (his pimp) looking for farmers , builder civil guys or utilities lads to use the delivery boys mouth and hole. Nice and hard and deep. Remember lads Nice and hard and deep.

He ll travel to the location of your choice. I’m looking for a delivery boy that will be dripping with pre cum after your use. He ll be much more manageable when I take my turn tonight.

IM NOT ALLOWED BACK TO HOME UNTIL IM USED JUST FINISHED WORK. 6Pm.

Guestbook of Deliveryboy

satansdog – Apr 9, 2018
im Chinese if that says anything. its been a sexual interest to worship Satan as i masturbate for a long time, i want to try and fuck this boy as guidance to being closer to Satan. i worship daily by masturbating and eating my cum in honor of Him. Hail Satan

Position Bottom only
Kissing No
Oral Versatile
FF Yes
S&M Yes
Dirty Yes
Safer sex Sometimes
Rate per hour 80 £
Overnight 150 £

 

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BetweenTwoBuns, 19
Berlin

Hi ?‍♂️ I Am Cute, Smart, Educated & Nice Boy.?‍♂️ Dunno what I’m looking for ??‍♂️, I’m currently at College Studying Craft Bakery ??‍? My Preferred Age Is Between 40 to 70.? Respect For Youngster’s But Plz Don’t Disturb.?‍♂️

Position Versatile
Kissing Yes
Oral Versatile
FF Yes
S&M No
Dirty Yes
Safer sex Always
Rate per hour 75 €
Overnight 180 €

 

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TwinkToilet, 19
Hamburg

I Am Told I Am The Cutest Toilet In The Euro Zone and I Offer Full Toilet Service For A Reasonable Price

Recommendation for Feeders:

>> NO GOES / AVOID TO EAT :
– no Fish / Sushi
– too much fiber. .. especially Fullcornbread
– no Soda or lemonade with artifical Sweetner. . Makes shit sweet and watery
– not to much Café. .. these 2 days ( a Bit is ok)
– to much fruits and vegetables

STUFF TO EAT FOR A GOOD SHIT:
– Lasagne / Spagetti Bolognese
– Cooked rise and potatos ( Not to much salt )
– Chicken Nuggets
– Fried potato chips
– Croquete fried potatos is really good too !! Makes shit dry….
– Apples pealed with no skin (2max.)

Drink black tea for 2 days !! Makes shit good too…
(So instead of Café you can drink as much black tea as u like.. )
One tablet Imodium® the Day before the scat date !!!
Black dark chocolate AT least 70..80% !! Makes shit also dry and good
1-2 bananas > But Not to much ….
Do Sports the day before ..

Position No entry
Kissing No entry
Oral No entry
FF No entry
S&M Soft SM only
Dirty Yes
Safer sex No entry
Rate per hour 150 €
Overnight No entry

 

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Rechargeable, 20
Jersey City

Recently positive, looking to earn a living by being infected with more strains, preferably med-resistant strains.

Guestbook of Rechargeable

Rechargeable (Owner) – Apr 4, 2018
triggerdiscipline, forgive my lack of decisiveness, I want as much freedom to consider as possible and will send an answer in a message. I’m currently curious about your offer if my current situation does not prove fulfilling to me. I might be convinced to just drop my life if the argument is strong enough but you will need to keep infecting me with med-resistant bugs.

triggerdiscipline – Apr 4, 2018
New Jersey sucks if you’re into the 2nd Amendment. Would like to bring you elsewhere if you’re into hunting and shooting. If you like men with guns, I can show you a good time, if you want one.

pozz++++ – March 16, 2018
They call me poz+++, If I breed you, You’re pozzed everytime, I’m like Old Faithful, I bred this one good, Four loads, Hot boy, Blah blah blah, I’ve written a million of these reviews and nobody believes them anyways.

verysimpleinstructions – March 10, 2018
i met him outdoors fucked him then took him to mine and blindfolded and gagged and fucked him some more wen i was really drunk

Position Bottom only
Kissing Yes
Oral Versatile
FF Passive
S&M Yes
Dirty WS only
Safer sex Never
Rate per hour 200 $
Overnight 600 $

 

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vincent-van-gogh, 20
Perth

NOTE: ALL FUTURE PHOTOS WILL SHOW HIS FACE

This boy is age 20, recently runaway and homeless, now living with me. His family did not like that he seemed gay even though he says he is not: they did not want a gay son.

THIS BOY IS BEING TURNED GAY ON THIS SITE. THE ASSIGNMENT: YOU COME TO MY HOUSE AND PHOTOGRAPH HIM ACTING GAY.

The boy has been told to display himself fully naked, face showing, to all men who enter his bedroom. You are allowed to tell the boy how to pose and required take photos of him. His face must show in the poses. This will teach the boy to accept being gay, to experience being seen as gay, and to learn to entertain with his gayness.

I would like to create a gallery of photos of him in various poses – from the perspective of men who view him.

After the photo session you will transfer the photos to my hard drive and I will post them on this profile for all to enjoy.

Tell the boy that William sent you.

Guestbook of vincent-van-gogh

topbodycock – March 19, 2018
Shave your ass!

Position More top
Kissing No
Oral Versatile
FF No entry
S&M Soft SM only
Dirty No entry
Safer sex Needs discussion
Rate per hour 200 $
Overnight 500 $

 

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TheArtistocat, 19
Brussels

Not looking for any other date other than somewhat longterm arrangements with people of either wealth or high status (such as myself and anyone else I ever spend time with).
I take a minimum of 450 euros (basically just to meet), absolute quality of manners and interaction is required, and possible sexual activity will be discussed in a discrete, reserved tone.
Unless you have at least 5 million euros or more (proof required), or can prove you are from a wealthy family, I have absolutely no interest in meeting you no matter how much you pay (or how attractive you consider yourself), so please do not contact me!..

Guestbook of TheAristocat

Fire – Apr 7, 2018
You have the face of “check my soundcloud bruh”

Cuddlefatme – March 31, 2018
He not from brussels! He from Żary in Poland!! He speak PL only! He only like pissing on men. He only looking for man who will pay for him to come to brussels to piss on him!!

Position Versatile
Kissing Consent
Oral Versatile
FF No
S&M Soft SM only
Dirty WS only
Safer sex Needs discussion
Rate per hour 450 €
Overnight 1500 €

 

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2Romeos, 20
Hagen

We (hetero) were just drinking something and a guy (gay) has had a crazy idea with us you should decide who of us he should fuck or whether he should do it at all, you may even (join).

Guestbook of 2Romeos

RRAAPPEE – Apr 9, 2018
don’t give a dam slam them with meth and use their holes as meat.

Position Bottom only
Kissing No
Oral No
FF No
S&M Soft SM only
Dirty No
Safer sex Sometimes
Rate per hour 300 €
Overnight No entry

 

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SkepticalDork, 19
Tempe

I have a boyfriend, but he’s in prison. He wants me to be paid to get filled by big dicks and send him the money.

I’m nice, but I’m kind of a pushover. I want to break up with my boyfriend, but I’m scared so if anyone has advice.

I do want to be in some form of nice relationship, but my chemistry with nice guys has been weak so far.

Position Bottom only
Kissing Consent
Oral Versatile
FF No entry
S&M Soft SM only
Dirty No
Safer sex Sometimes
Rate per hour 170 $
Overnight 300 $

 

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Justin-Actor-X, 19
Kerkrade

U can every time book me. I do what ever u want. Just ask me. I live near aachen, i love my body, i love my skin, i’m a Godness. I can make you really, reallt happy. See my shirt? it’s made out of boyfriend material. I’m real yes just Ask me. I want a Car. i hope u guys can help me with earning for the car.

Guestbook of Justin-Actor-X

Justin-Actor-X (Owner) – Apr 10, 2018
Hoping John Edmonds will try me again. I am sorry i panicked. You are what i seek.

Position More top
Kissing Consent
Oral Versatile
FF No
S&M No
Dirty No
Safer sex Always
Rate per hour 90 €
Overnight 180 €

 

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ImYourParadise, 22
Toronto

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p.s. Hey. ** Bill, Hi, Firster, welcome back, ha ha. You and exhausting weeks need to mutually agree upon a time out, no? Paul Willems … no, I don’t think I know his work unless my brain is partially elsewhere. I’ll do a him-based hunt. ** Steve Erickson, Yes, ‘GT’s’ excessive popularity with critics is what’s so depressing both about it and about what its overestimation implies about critical standards generally. I haven’t seen any of their other films, and of course I’m not exactly jonesing to catch up, but I’ll try another one of these rainy days. That’s some rich new stuff you’re investigating and thinking about re: your new film. Nice. ** David Ehrenstein, Morning. Thanks for speaking to Nick and his work. Like Nick, I’m not a big fan of Haynes’s recent films, but it does seem like he could be the right guy to do the VU’s ins and outs justice filmically. ** Wolf, W-w-w-w-wolfie! My US trip was partly excellent (the event, art school student visits, friends) and partly ugh (my occasionally bad back when bad on me). I weirdly escaped serious jet lag on both ends of the trip, which I don’t understand but will interpret as an act of mercy. Your trip sounds fucking sweet. Did you see the Adrian Piper show at MoMA? Was it up yet? I’m dying to see that. Yes, shoot me the addy of that vegan Mexican joint before I heard over there in … I’m still not sure … late May, early June? I have not seen Laurie Anderson’s dog film for no good reason at all. I do want to see it. It must be streaming here and there. It’s the kind of film that would. Cool. I’m pretty good. Working on the TV series script still. I might just finish a complete first draft of the script of Zac’s and my new film today! Seems possible. There will be tons of revising and refining to do still, but that will be a benchmark. Otherwise, yeah, pretty good. I’m happy to see you! Welcome the hell back! ** Misanthrope, Hi, G. I love that you loved this weekend and also loved the bomb shelters. Two for two. You do sound more rested and alert and so on. You sure are reading a lot. You’re putting my generally gobbling reading habits to shame because I’m too output-y at the moment to be very absorbent. Reading a book is like trying to toss a frisbee into my own hurricane or thereabouts. I think I might have read that Ishiguro. No, wait, it’s probably the new one, in which, case, no. Self and Chabon, yeah, I don’t know if I can go there, but anyway you’ve already been there so me going there would be redundant, which makes no sense, I know. ** Dóra Grőber, Hi! Great, you sound like the best way you could possibly sound about the bookstore job. Sorry for that weird sentence. I think my brain is tired. I am, yes. very interested by that documentary. Thank you for the hook up. If I get what I need to get done today, that doc will be my reward. I probably won’t know much more about the club event until Zac gets back from his currently traveling in a few days. It sounds fun and interesting but also a bit stressful and a lot of work. We have a lot going on with the TV script writing and several upcoming festival screenings of PGL, etc., so we’ll have to decide if we can manage it. Long story short, the TV series producer wanted a lot of drastic changes to the script that Gisele and Zac and I think are wrong and that we totally object to. As expected, she wants to normalise the script/series, and we’re trying to do a series that is clear and accessible but formally and stylistically rather daring. She thinks ARTE will find the script too ‘out there’, and we at least hope that they’ll be more open than she’s guessing. So, basically, the compromise is that we have to work on the script to better justify and explain what we’re going for, and then we’ll see if ARTE is going to be as conservative as she suspects. If so, ugh, and we’ll have to decide how much we’re wiling to compromise. My weekend was all right. I almost finished the first (but very worked-on) draft of the full script for Zac’s and my new film, and I think I will finish it today. So that’s cool. How was Monday? I can’t remember, but I think you worked at the bookstore today? ** Nick Toti, Hi, Nick! Thank you again so much! It was great, and the traffic was really big. It was lovely to meet you too. Were you happy with how the Chicago screening went? That’s very exciting that you’ll be imminently at work on a new film! That’s very sweet news indeed! Thanks once again, and have a swell Monday! ** _Black_Acrylic, Hi, Ben. I will do my very best to get the blurb to you sometime today or tonight. ** Chris Goode, Chris! Holy moly, Chris! Sight for sore eyes doesn’t begin to enunciate the waning soreness and sudden alertness and shininess of my eyes at this very moment. It’s funny or ‘funny’: I just this very weekend pulled ‘The History of Airports’ off my shelf and was reading through it both for the obvious pleasure and for a jolt of inspiration for some film dialogue I’m working on. I’m sure PGL will show in London. We have to wait to see if the film’s sales agency people find a film festival context there first because that’s their priority, and, if not, we’ll set up a showing at Horse Hospital if nothing else. I’m excited for you to see it! Man, I’m so sorry to hear about your recent health woes. I’m glad you’re seeing to them medically or whatever, and I’ll trust it’s some mysterious, minor, passing, annoying nothing much. Yes, I saw about ‘Jubilee’, and I was kicking myself in my own head, which is a feat at my height and age, that I was deprived by my geographical point. I’ll see if some punter iPhoned it or bits and snuck it onto the video-housing places that be. Congrats! That ‘toxic area’ thing re: your work is very ominous sounding, man. Yikes. Well, I won’t press you, obviously. But we could Skype or something, and you could tell me mano-a-mano? But … but … such lovely and sparkling news that you and Griffyn are engaged and soon to be officially one, as I suddenly realise people don’t really say anymore. Wonderful! Take your honeymoon in Paris! Paris as the ideal honeymoon context speaks for itself, and I insist! Really, really good to see you too, maestro and buddy! Try not to be scarce. That would be awesome. And, yeah, a Skype or something would be super sweet if that concept hits home. Love, me. ** Right. Yes, it’s your mid-monthly escorts show again. Have at it or don’t, I guess. See you tomorrow.

Please welcome to the world … Nick Toti’s The Complete History of Seattle

 

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Seattle art-punks Raft of Dead Monkeys represented the last vestiges of a time when the Internet didn’t yet contain every microscopic detail of a rock band’s existence. The band was active 17 years ago, but it might as well have been 70.

Formed in 1999, RoDM lifted their name from an Adam Sandler-era Saturday Night Live skit. The band careened through sets like a speared bull on fire, and their oft-profane lyrics were delivered by lead singer/bass player Jeff Suffering (née Jeff Bettger) with throat-scraping, neck-muscle popping fervor.

By the end of their two-year run, RoDM had gained significant notoriety thanks to two key factors: One, most of the band’s members were avowed Christians who’d started out playing in bands hosted by Christian indie-punk record label Tooth and Nail Records; and two, they augmented their sets with anarchic performance-art excess.

Both of those elements factor strongly into The Complete History of Seattle, a truly singular chronicle of Raft of Dead Monkeys’ place in a strange, under-documented time in Northwest rock history. Ostensibly, it’s a documentary. But it’s also a piece of performance art in its own right—and an examination of the sometimes nonexistent distinctions between religious faith and rock ’n’ roll catharsis.

The story begins with Tooth and Nail, a label that (by accident or design, depending on who you talk to) yanked so-called Christian music forcibly out of its self-built bland pop ghetto. While RoDM wasn’t a Tooth and Nail band, several members began in two of the label’s best-known acts, Ninety Pound Wuss and Roadside Monument. That affiliation killed RoDM’s chance to appeal in secular circles. But it ensured a readymade audience of Christians, who were either offended or liberated by the band members’ radical variation of the religion. Raft of Dead Monkeys smoked, drank (in moderation), swore and embraced Jesus.

Along the way, RoDM played insane gigs peopled by male strippers, go-go dancers and a performance artist who devoured then vomited heaps of bananas. The band formed a demented side project (the Dave Bahnsen Militia, aka DBM) that skewered the fascist tendencies of the conservative evangelical Christian fringe. Fate also induced an intersection with the Paradox, a fabled U-district music venue that once played host to local and national bands and eventually spawned the Mars Hill megachurch.
Today a fair amount of crude video footage of RoDM exists online and Bettger has uploaded the band’s official releases onto a Bandcamp page. But great deal of RoDM’s history exists only as eyewitness testimony—fragmented informational breadcrumbs laid out in an attempt to fill in the blanks.

Writer/director Nick Toti amplifies those gaps, giving The Complete History of Seattle a tinge of the far-off and archival in its interviews. Band members and journalists are shot in iris-lensed black-and-white like living still photos from the early 20th century—and none are identified until after they’ve initially weighed in.

Toti fills other gaps with surreal visual bridges. A dark-haired madonna gives violent birth to a dwarf in a chimp mask. Odd reenactments of the DBM’s dimestore Riefenstahl parody unspool in slow-mo. True to its title, the movie even includes a quick but thorough account of Seattle history through the prism of sacred and profane that formed the city’s contradictory roots.

The Complete History of Seattle frames its disparate threads in the broader context of humankind’s quest for meaning, and that lends the film a strange but palpable universality. Toti cobbles together his own path through the Raft of Dead Monkeys story with a combination of trace evidence and his own perceptions. The end product is weird, pretentious, inspiring, fragmented and impossible to shake off. And if that isn’t a perfect summation of a spiritual quest, I don’t know what is. — Tony Kay, City Arts Magazine

 

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“…a documentary that could very well blow your mind.” — Jake Utti, The Monarch ReviewThe Monarch Review

“Nick Toti takes this story beyond a talking heads doc, and deploys Errol Morris-esque vignettes, which are then funneled through a nightmarish Dusan Makavejev strainer. The Complete History of Seattle is a wholly unique endeavor.” — Chris Knudsen, Spectacle Theater

“Aesthetically, much like the band it focuses on, The Complete History of Seattle is definite art-house fare, an audio-visual collage of creepy re-enactments of Raft’s stage show, choppy VHS footage and found photos, and interviews with the participants.” — Charlie Zaillian, The Big Takeover

The Complete History of Seattle doesn’t just eschew the band documentary formula. Nick Toti’s film, which is mainly about 90s Christian experimental punk group, Raft of Dead Monkeys, binges on the genre and then simultaneously craps and barfs it back up. Believe it or not, this is not a criticism. It’s quite refreshing and exciting to watch something from a typically formulaic genre and not have any clue where you’ll end up.” — Jessica Baxter, Hammer to Nail

 

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The Complete History of Seattle
Visual Scrapbook

“The Mass of St. Gregory”
by Adriaen Isenbrant

 

“Madonna and Child with St. Anne”
by Masaccio

 

“Saint Gregorius Magnus”
by Giuseppe Vermiglio or Daniele Crespi

 

“The Last Supper”
by Leonardo da Vinci

 

“St. John of the Cross”

 

“The Crucifixion”
by Hans Memling

 

by Matthias Grünewald

 

“The Death of Chatterton”
by Henry Wallis

 

Hotpants College II

 

“Mary Magdalene”

 

ISIS

 

“St. Sebastian”
by Il Sodoma

 

“Milk Chuggers”
by Craig Doty

 

“St. Teresa of Avila”

 

From “Animal Locomotion”
by Eadweard Muybridge

 

“The Final Judgment”
by Hans Memling

 

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Interview with Nick Toti, Director of The Complete History of Seattle
by Delores Falswich

This interview originally appeared in the November 2015 edition of The Carthage Lantern and is reprinted with their permission.

Delores Falswich: How did you discover Raft of Dead Monkeys?

Nick Toti: The first concert I attended as a teenager was a Christian punk band that played at my family’s church. For a brief-but-formative period after that I listened almost exclusively to Tooth & Nail bands. I read an article about Raft a year or two later–around the time I stole a friend’s copy of “The Communist Manifesto” and first heard the word dada.

DF: So you’ve been listening to them from the beginning.

NT: No. I read about them and was fascinated by them from as early on as anyone in the Midwest could have been, but I had no way of listening to them. I didn’t actually hear their music until a few years later when I had my roommate illegally download the DBM e.p.

DF: What made you decide to make this documentary?

NT: I have a friend who decided to pursue theatre because he found it to be the artform that most infuriated him. I feel the same way about documentaries. Music docs especially make for incredibly bad movies. I saw the Raft story as a chance to break from this trend.

DF: How so?

NT: It has all the elements that are needed to make a generic music doc–a cool band you’ve never heard of, an interesting hook (Christians gone bad!), even a sob story about the early death of one band member–but a work of cinema should do more than tell a good story. I saw it as an opportunity to make something epic and absurd and surreal that also explored ideas about the relationship between art and faith. The movie’s aesthetics needed to complement and enhance the paradoxes and complications inherent to the story. There was also something interesting in the fact that no one from the band was excited about making the movie. They all seemed to view Raft as this minor footnote that the world was right to forget about. So countering this relatively inconsequential story with this epic historical scope and gory apocalyptic imagery was something I found exciting.

DF: The reenactments–if that’s even the right word–are one of the most striking elements of the movie. Where did that idea come from?

NT: I knew from the beginning that there wasn’t enough live footage of the band to satisfy the needs of the movie. I took it as an excuse to experiment with a cinematic problem I’ve thought about a lot, which is the question of what a Surrealist documentary would look like. To some extent this movie is my attempt to answer that question.

DF: How did the band feel about you taking so much…creative license in depicting them?

NT: I don’t actually know. The band’s involvement didn’t extend further than the interviews and none of them have seen the finished movie yet. They knew from the beginning that I intended to make something more avant garde than most music docs. I was very upfront about that.

DF: You didn’t interview many people for the movie. Were these the only people you could find?

NT: No. In fact, there were three people I interviewed that were cut from the movie.

DF: Why did you cut them?

NT: The same reason you cut anything: it isn’t necessary for the movie you want to make. Two of the earliest editing decisions were to only use one camera angle (though we shot all the interviews from two angles) and to only feature men talking on-camera.

DF: So you interviewed women but then cut them from the movie?

NT: Yes.

DF: Why?

NT: [Silence]

DF: Do you not think that the women involved merited having their voices heard in the movie?

NT: I think that the movie I made is stronger because I chose not to include their voices.

DF: Isn’t that sexist?

NT: [Pause] I hope not…but think that, yes, maybe it might be? It was an important decision, though, and I stand by it. The presence of women needed to be felt in other ways in the movie.

DF: You mean in the letters?

NT: In part.

DF: What are the other ways?

NT: [Silence]

DF: Do you have any regrets about the movie?

NT: I regret that John Spalding–the Raft of Dead Monkeys guitarist who died of cancer in 2008–isn’t a more felt presence in the movie. I regret that the Paradox chapter doesn’t fully capture the pain and betrayal still felt by former members of Mars Hill Church. I only somewhat regret that I didn’t make it more clear that the voice reading the letters is the same Rachel to whom they are addressed–but I also find the unintended effect created by this confusion an interesting surprise.

DF: Is it fair to call Raft of Dead Monkeys a Christian band?

NT: If you’ve watched the movie you should realize that this is a very stupid question.

DF: Is it fair to call The Complete History of Seattle a Christian movie?

NT: [Pause] Yes.

 

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Links

Fandependent Films interview
Nick Toti on Losing our Religion podcast
Raft of Dead Monkeys on Bandcamp
The Complete History of Seattle on Facebook
Nick Toti on Vimeo
19 Notes on the Completion of History
Raft of Dead Monkeys & Mars Hill Church
The Complete History of Works Cited

 

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Videos

Trailer for THE COMPLETE HISTORY OF SEATTLE – A Documentary about Raft of Dead Monkeys from Matt Latham on Vimeo.

 

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An (Incomplete) Artist’s Statement
by Nick Toti

I hated music documentaries when I started making The Complete History of Seattle. Generally speaking, I still hate them.

The goal with this movie was to do the opposite of all the things I hated about music documentaries. No hero worship, no tearful goodbyes, no Henry fucking Rollins.

The structure of the average music documentary is painfully linear, as if cause precedes effect in any worthwhile creative act. The Complete History of Seattle is roughly structured as a series of interconnecting circles. Chaos begets control begets chaos. Everyone ends where they begin just to start something that feels new but isn’t. It happens to the band as it happens to Seattle as it happens to our sadsack epistolary narrator. Forever and ever amen.

The Complete History of Seattle may be more appropriately labelled as a home movie than a music documentary. Music documentaries screen at festivals and get distributed on Netflix. The Complete History of Seattle languishes in obscurity like the band that inspired it.

Generally speaking, I do not hate home movies.

 

 

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p.s. Hey. You have quite an awesome local weekend ahead of you should you accept guest host, filmmaker, and d.l. Nick Toti’s gift of this exclusive and richly detailed celebration of the birth of his long gestating and extremely cool documentary film The Complete History of Seattle. You can watch the film and explore all kinds of tangents just north of here, and please do, and, of course, please direct comments to Nick this weekend so he’ll know you were here and attentive. Thanks, folks, and big old thanks for the generous share, Nick! ** David Ehrenstein, Hi. I’m not sure where Bertolucci stands with ‘Luna’ now, and he did finally allow a DVD release, but a mutual friend of mine and his back in the 80s says he felt the film ventured too far into territory he feels uncomfortable with, although I would argue that his strongest films are strong precisely because he obviously lets them do that. ** Chris Cochrane, Hi, Chris. I’ve heard of Church of Betty. I think I’ve even heard them. Huh. Sounds fun. Thank you for being so understanding about the PS122 deal, and I’m very happy that it seems we can sort out a doable Plan B. I’m insane too. Bestest weekend to you too, pal. ** Steve Erickson, Hi. I thought ‘The Florida Project’ was okay, conventional and kind of hokey, but with real strengths. It’s not the film’s fault. I’m just tired of people acting/talking like semi-solid, slightly left of center indie films are more than what they are. The worst example of overrating, which I think I didn’t list yesterday, is the very tiredly thought out and rotely made and lunk-headedly stylish ‘Good Time’. Its fans seem like the film buff equivalent of diehard Trump supporters. Maybe I’ll check out the Nick Cave doc, but my passion for his work ends way, way back around the time of ‘Your Funeral … My Trial’. Everyone, Steve has interviewed Sophie Fiennes about her much anticipated documentary about Grace Jones, and you can read their tete-a-tete here. Oh, yeah, Ka5sh. The new EP sounds odd. Curiosity about it has killed this cat, so I’ll go hear where he’s meandering. New Ghost single? Whoa. Okay, I’m there too obviously. ** Sypha, Me too. I urged him to go back to the novel while also supporting his interest in making films instead too, since he and I are in the same boat. I’ll set the post up this weekend. Great, great, and the linking up at the Ligotti forums, etc. would be wonderful! ** Dóra Grőber, Hi! Cool, so glad you dug it. That’s not such a bad work schedule, yeah, and there seems to be an actual chance that you’ll even enjoy the job, and even find comrade customers with excellent literary tastes on maybe rare occasions. I’m not totally clear on what the club event is. Basically Zac and I hosting an event centered around our film work or something. PGL can’t really be shown right now, and I don’t think showing excerpts would work, but we could show LCTG and maybe even our never released music video for Xiu Xiu, and other stuff. We’ll see. My day was mostly working on the film script. It went pretty well. I’m hoping that our producer won’t want drastic changes on the TV series script — which I can’t imagine we would accept anyway since we’re pretty high on what we’ve written — so that I’ll have some time to keep going. But I’ll know the deal in a couple of hours. And I visited with Michael Salerno, OB DeAlessi, and their little kiddo Milo in their new home way, way out on Paris’s very edge. I hope your weekend flies by very richly. How was it? ** KeaTON, Hey. It is. Ha ha. Sounds like you chose some dashing costumes there. I hope every other costume falls by the wayside. Have the funnest. ** _Black_Acrylic, Hi. Yeah, I think I mentioned around the time of your ‘Threads’ post the odd coincidence of my having made yesterday’s post concurrently. Good poster. Irresistible, I say. Excellence! ** H, Thank you, h! I’m okay. My back is pretty much better, and my jet lag is fading. I’m reasonably fit as a fiddle. I only watch those kinds of films on planes at this point. That’s the only time I can stand them or feel curiosity about them for some reason. ** Nik, Hi, Nik! Thanks, bud. The house I grew up in had a huge basement, like a large underground house with cement walls, ceilings and floors, and I was always daydreaming about it and making haunted houses down there and stuff. And when I was a kid, and it was the Cold War, many of the parents of the other kids in my neighborhood built bomb shelters in their backyards, but my parents refused to build us one, and I was in a fairly constant state of anxiety about that. The theater version of ‘Jerk’ is better than the story, actually. The story almost seems like a script for the theater piece to me now. Gisele does all kind of things with puppets. Too many varieties to go into here. But … there’s a piece of hers and mine which is more like an installation that was in the Whitney Biennial one year that’s a boy robot and his hand puppet delivering a creepy monologue. (Here’s a little video preview thing that shows it and has Gisele talking about it.) And our second to most recent piece, called ‘The Ventriloquists Convention’, was a set at, yes, a ventriloquists convention and starred 10 of the most respected German ventriloquists plus dummies custom made for them. (Here’s a trailer for it). So there are two examples. I will be getting feedback from the producer in almost exactly 90 minutes from this very moment. Thanks, man. ** Okay. Make yourselves scarce from the p.s. and delve into Nick’s film and its surroundings now, thanks. See you on Monday.

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