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‘Sure you can squeal all you want pig but when the cash draining begins there’s no turning back until I am satisfied so quit your bitching and get your wallet out’: DC’s select international male escorts for the month of April 2017

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thelastone, 19
Tilburg

I’m 21 and new to the world of prostitution. I talked some men on Grindr who offered money to fuck me and they got me really interested. I’m looking for people who’d like to introduce me and teach me to become a prostitute. I know I enjoy sucking and getting fucked, and that I dont like making out.
As I said before I’m 21.

Dicksize L, Uncut
Position More bottom
Kissing Consent
Fucking More bottom
Oral Versatile
Dirty WS only
Fisting No
S&M Soft SM only
Client age Users between 35 and 70
Rate hour 75 Dollars
Rate night 750 Dollars

 

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IamGay, 22
Essen

Just arried…. created to satisfy your wildest fantasies …. It is packed with new ideas … It is may be your party boy … has everything you need for everything … It give cum in 90% of the time … It is very glad about your noodles with kind regards …. I don no, i dont no…. It is blond !!!

Dicksize M, Cut
Position Versatile
Kissing Yes
Fucking Bottom only
Oral Versatile
Dirty WS only
Fisting Active/Passive
S&M Yes
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 80 Euros
Rate night 440 Euros

 

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Perfect_Ten, 19
New York City

World’s Best Big Cock–seriously

I found it impossible for me to describe the experience I provide my clients as I’ve never been on the receiving end of my Perfect 10. I asked one of my regular clients to describe it for me–here’s what he had to say:

“As you invite Alex into your ass, lock eyes with his dispassionate, demeaning gaze, and let him slowly glide into you as you release yourself to him. What ensues is the most hedonistic, carnal, violent fucking that will send waves of pleasurable agony through your shivering body as he climbs deeper and deeper into you. Farther than you can reach with any toy and have never experienced with another top. Alex’s genuine ten inches of thick pleasure tool will find your innermost erogenous zones. Releasing your ass to Alex’s destruction is one of the greatest, shamelessly helpless experiences you’ll know in life. His fast, churning, sledge hammering thrusts will drive you to an ecstasy that is so pure, so necessary. It’s hard to imagine sex before Alex after you’ve spent the night with him. When you reach orgasm, with Alex filling you so completely, your ass stretched so wide open, you’ll probably scream with pleasure as he pours ribbons after ribbons of cum into you. You might just cum yourself, even cum without touching yourself–many do.”

Dicksize XXL, Cut
Position Top only
Kissing Yes
Fucking Top only
Oral Versatile
Dirty WS only
Fisting No entry
S&M No entry
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 225 Dollars
Rate night 1500 Dollars

 

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lipz4suckingyou, 23
St. Charles

I suck and rim you. 1 way action only. I am of skinny build (in case you are looking for an adonis). I am no mannequin. No actor or XXX dancer or whatever. Just an ugly soul trapped in an okay looking meat bag with an open mouth.

Dicksize L, Cut
Position Bottom only
Kissing No entry
Fucking No
Oral Bottom
Dirty WS only
Fisting No
S&M No
Client age Users between 18 and 45
Rate hour 300 Dollars
Rate night ask

 

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astro_elite, 18
Bombay

Thanks for reading my profile. My name is Astro and I am a beautiful caucasian student from the US on a short visit to India. I’m 18 years old, a homogay, an art student, and a proud Ohioan. I am very hot and, based on my experiences in the US, it’s seemingly impossible for anyone to be around me without getting horny and hitting on me. I have a sexy slim body, very nice legs, very sexy cute face, beautiful smile, perfect skin, pleasant enough genitals, and a smooth ass that inevitably turns my caucasian partners into horses feeding at a trough. It’s also available for fingering, toy insertion, and possibly fisting. But I have even more than that, which you will discover by yourself when we’re together. I am very curious to find out if my Indian partners will be the same as my caucasian ones or if adding “caucasian” to my attributes will heighten or diminish my effect. Very, very curious about that.

Guestbook of astro_elite

19-20cm-dick – April 6, 2017
Hello ladies and gentlemen.
The first thing what I want to say that he did not answer a message. For this reason I angrily tell you his phone number +41 89 340 39 83 call him.
Second thing that his personality is impossible.
The third thing that he does not kiss ass,and he does not let fuck his ass.
For the end you have to know the price 200 for one hour 1000 all night is insulting.

Dicksize L, Cut
Position Bottom only
Kissing Consent
Fucking Bottom only
Oral Versatile
Dirty No
Fisting Passive
S&M Soft SM only
Client age Users between 34 and 60
Rate hour 200 Dollars
Rate night 1000 Dollars

 

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youngmanONwheelchair, 22
Zurich

Let yourself be pampered by a young man in the wheelchair. Picture is of current shape.

Guestbook of youngmanONwheelchair

YosyFF – April 11, 2017
💪👊🤛🏽🤜🏾🙏🏿🐖🐖🐖💦

Dicksize M, Cut
Position Bottom only
Kissing Yes
Fucking Bottom only
Oral Top
Dirty No
Fisting No
S&M Yes
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour ask
Rate night ask

 

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The-Cum-Controller, 21
Amsterdam

Dominant, straight laced, religious Dutch young guy obviously completely undercover here looking for/to share my cum with gay people, earn a good income, maybe suck a dick or ah heck even get fucked, so if you hear this and think ah that sounds great but why would a normal, religious guy do this but heck who cares why then may i suggest me.

Guestbook of The-Cum-Controller

azad7879 – March 30, 2017
It is my basic principle to live with everything that is going to be happening in the secret world.

Dicksize XXL, Uncut
Position Versatile
Kissing Yes
Fucking Versatile
Oral Versatile
Dirty WS only
Fisting Active
S&M Soft SM only
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour ask
Rate night ask

 

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XtileX, 18
Nuremberg

Tomorrow i arrive in Nurenberg ( sunday 26.03 )
I have 18 years old ( this is my real age ) i can confirm with my passport ( 29.07.1998 )
I have cancer ( diagnose 19.01 ) i come here for treatment ( i can confirm with medical record )
I’m here only for persons who really want a boy like me ( i have a place we can do it )
My english is not good but i am sure that is not a problem for what we will do

Guestbook of XtileX

SeekingFluffyDog – April 2, 2017
Hi,

As you can guess I’m a want-to-be dog owner seeking my perfect dog. I seek a dog that would relish being owned, trained, molded, and transformed into my dog. You will be fully devoted to me, my word, I need to find one who I can view not as a fellow human being but as my actual dog. You will desire to evemtually be fully immersed, my dog in mind body and spirit. Your name will be fluffy and you will identify as a cocker spaniel. The fact that you’re dying only makes you perfect as my dog. Dogs have short lives and that is part of what I love about them.

Dicksize L, Uncut
Position Versatile
Kissing Yes
Fucking Versatile
Oral Versatile
Dirty Yes
Fisting Active / passive
S&M Yes
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 100 Euros
Rate night 500 Euros

 

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banana-pancake, 18
Bucharest

Hi, I’m bi that’s why no face pic, but I will send one. So please calm down and take a chill pill. You meet me in the middle with pics.
Your business is your business. Our business is our business. Kissy-poo or power bottom here, it’s your call.

Guestbook of banana-pancake

banana-pancake – March 27, 2017
I only want what I can’t have.

MLOOODZIAK – March 27, 2017
He warmly welcomed me. He young with a deep impenetrable look. Knowing the principles of savoir-vivre is no stranger to him. He like an adrenaline filling station. I like pounding anonymous young bodies for hours and he was happy to be my layout.

Dicksize M, Uncut
Position More bottom
Kissing Yes
Fucking More bottom
Oral Versatile
Dirty No entry
Fisting No entry
S&M Soft SM only
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 100 Euros
Rate night 400 Euros

 

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davyclarke, 23
Anchorage

I’m beautiful and hot, duh. I don’t have sex with you or even meet you or Skype, I just accept tributes to me based on the fact that my beauty is on the earth.

January Tributes
$25.00

February Tributes
$50.00

March Tributes:
$50 monthly tribute
$10 additional tribute

Total To Date: $135

Dicksize L, No entry
Position No entry
Kissing No entry
Fucking No entry
Oral No entry
Dirty No entry
Fisting No entry
S&M Yes
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour ask
Rate night ask

 

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Jake, 18
Longmont

I’m a bottom twink, on the young side, heh heh, and looking for enough tops on a regular basis to put me in my place eternally. In other words, so I can quit high school and my night job and just, you know, bottom. I love bottoming for anything in (or out 😉) of the bedroom. The most expensive proposition I offer is me being kidnaped and taken to an abandoned house and brutally raped, then left there for a while, then it happens again and again. But I’ll take any dick, although my absolute weakness is very hung, strong but “gone to seed” daddy truck drivers or gym coaches and that kind of “you can tell he used to be hot” types. Can some guys like that help a boy achieve his dream of leaving normality to the plebs? And a little extra cash in my pocket wouldn’t hurt either.

Guestbook of Jake

_SATISFACTION_ – March 18, 2017
I’m interested in your “most expensive proposition” but with these additions. First I want to rename you legally. Then I want to rub you in body oil then dress you up like a girl in high heals and a bikini. Then I want to tattoo your new name in large letters in the small of your back. Then I want to put a collar on you, cuffs put on your arms and legs that way I can hook you up anywhere. Then I’ll take you to the abandoned house and et cetera. I know that’s asking for a lot.

Dicksize M, No entry
Position More bottom
Kissing Yes
Fucking Versatile
Oral Top
Dirty WS only
Fisting No entry
S&M Yes
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 70 Dollars
Rate night ask

 

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Bare ifyouwant2, 21
Berlin

MANIFESTO

I EM NEXT LEVEL SHIT
I EM POST-GENDER INCORPORATE
I EM INTO GROUP CHEM SEX
HEY I EM INTO FF
PREFERRING VODKA G KETAMIN
AND ALSO I WLOVE COCAINE LILLIES AND MONEY

Dicksize S, Uncut
Position Bottom
Kissing Consent
Fucking Bottom only
Oral Versatile
Dirty Yes
Fisting Passive
S&M Yes
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 70 Euros
Rate night 500 Euros

 

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TheShining, 23
Tunis

If you’re a true cash pig than you know your hard earned money should all be going to a superior boy, a real boy, for me.
The only reason you should even be working is so you can earn money to better my life.

It’s about bowing down and taking it like a human atm. Sure you can squeal all you want pig but when the cash draining begins there’s no turning back until I am satisfied so quit your bitching and get your wallet out.

Don’t worry about shocking me either queers, there are practically no limits so bring me your nasty ass fantasies and fetishes and I will bring them to life and drain your ass so hard you’ll be left spinning when I am done.

Guestbook of TheShining

earl – April 11, 2017
Hello Shining ,I am earl ,I very nice and kind person , not too materialistic ,I love nature and I love to relate to it ,I have been willing to have a special man I can be with the whole of my life because as I am an adult now I do have the aim to be in a true companionship for a lifetime ,I love painting and writing poems ,playing musical instruments and swimming as well ,the gym is my priority as well ,I love being there and keeping my self fit,I have been Lonely for a while now ,I truly hope I can encounter my Desires with you ,I am not too outgoing ,and I am the family type ,I love my occupation as well ,earl is just some one quite simple .

Dicksize M, Cut
Position Top only
Kissing Yes
Fucking Top only
Oral Top
Dirty Yes
Fisting No entry
S&M Yes
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 100 Euros
Rate night 300 Euros

 

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youngkisslover, 19
Paris

I won’t be all high and mighty trying to serenade my profile on here because this is like my third time trying this escort thing and so far, it hasn’t been impressive but i’m trying to stay amped and i hope the third time would be the windfall.

Guestbook of youngkisslover

STOPT_FAKER – March 31, 2017
How much to slap, whip and spank you purple?

Dicksize S, Cut
Position Versatile
Kissing Consent
Fucking Versatile
Oral Top
Dirty WS only
Fisting No
S&M Soft SM only
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 100 Euros
Rate night 600 Euros

 

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life4rent, 24
Vancouver

Hello here I unveil all the necessary concerns

I was a young boy from Prague

I have experiences a lot of idiots

I wish to know news people and tranquility

I do not have any bed bug at the time of sexual intercourse

Dicksize XL, Cut
Position Versatile
Kissing Yes
Fucking Versatile
Oral Versatile
Dirty No
Fisting Active / passive
S&M Soft SM only
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 100 Dollars
Rate night 350 Dollars

 

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Spermyyoung, 21
Cascais

I allow you to milk or blow my cock (big M/small L, 16 cm) for money. Either way, I offer cum. I got a lot (!) of precum, my cum is thick and tastes good and my loads are quite big.

Myself I won´t do anything to you or myself except cumming and I´ll wear a mask probably.

Guestbook of Spermyoung

SEX-DICK-FUCK – April 8, 2017
IF YOU WANT BE HAPPY FUCK ME

Dicksize L, Uncut
Position No entry
Kissing No
Fucking Top only
Oral Bottom
Dirty No
Fisting No
S&M No entry
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour ask
Rate night ask

 

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TexanPrincess, 20
Coppell

No one knows I’m gay. Okay, one man knows but I haven’t talked to him in years. I just can’t get over the urge to be used the way I was born to be used while I tremble, cry, and tug at the sheets trying to pull away. I just realized I can do that and use earning a living as my rationale.

UPDATE: I just bottomed for the first time today (4/1/17) and it made me realize I was right – I AM a bottom. The top was very patient and kind and generous but now I want some proper fucks. Also forgot to mention I love cooking, especially for men that don’t eat, or don’t eat healthy.

FURTHER UPDATE: I am a TOTAL bottom. I never want to top, don’t even ask. I like to get “crystal clear” (or any kind of drugs) and just be fucked very aggressively non stop. I love being “lifed up” and just let the drug/s take me away while I am fucked senseless. You gotta try me. I was right.

Dicksize M, Uncut
Position Bottom only
Kissing Yes
Fucking Bottom only
Oral Versatile
Dirty No
Fisting Passive
S&M Soft SM only
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 80 Dollars
Rate night 350 Dollars

 

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HAMYUMYUM, 22
Moscow

HAM KNOWS HOW TO FUCK
CAN FUCK YOU DEEP INSIDE YOUR RECTUM
WAS BORN TO FUCK YOU
100% SURE YOU WILL LIKE MY BUTT

HAM LOVES :
GETING MY COCK SUCKED FOR A LONG TIME
RAPE
LICK HANDS AND FINGERS
FUCKING YOU NON STOP
SLEEPING NAKED

Dicksize XL, Cut
Position Top only
Kissing Consent
Fucking Top only
Oral Top
Dirty No
Fisting Active
S&M Yes
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 200 Dollars
Rate night 400 Dollars

 

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beautifulthing, 18
Gran Canaria – Mas Palomas

hey there just moved from NY ..
teen boy here i like apposite of me
im 5’0 so i like guys more like 7’0
im skinny so i like fat guys
I need my huge daddy bear to hold me in is big arm
I read a lot ..
not interested in younger guy or sllim men yuck gross..
else ask

Dicksize S, Uncut
Position Bottom only
Kissing Consent
Fucking Bottom only
Oral Bottom
Dirty No
Fisting Passive
S&M Yes
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 100 Euros
Rate night ask

 

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YouNeedMe, 22
Luxembourg

You need me. Why? Click on me to find out.

Hello! I’m sure you clicked on me to find out why you need me. Yes, I know.
Let’s say I don’t consider myself an ‘escort’ even if I am on this section in the website. You can meet me and we don’t even need to have sex.
I can hold conversations about many different topics (even lucid dreaming). I have been working on something related to this for some years.

You need me. Yes.
MAKE SURE you read my profile before sending me a message. I don’t want complains such as “Oh, I don’t like twinks!!!” WTF it is stated in my profile!

Let me add finally that I am really REALLY into incest. If some blood relative of mine, even a very distant one, sees this and is interested I’ll do you for GRATIS!

Dicksize XL, Uncut
Position Versatile
Kissing Yes
Fucking Versatile
Oral Versatile
Dirty Yes
Fisting Active
S&M Yes
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 100 Euros
Rate night 500 Euros

 

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Biker-Boy, 24
Pittsburg

Let’s go straight to the point. I don’t know how to keep a secret but if you want me to keep your secret I will try ????

Decent and I’m a high school grad, I was not just lucky enough when it comes to college applications, that’s why I’m here in this site.

Been gay for a few months now.

Guestbook of Biker-Boy

Rain11 – March 31, 2017
150 dollars wow a lunatic

Anonymous – March 31, 2017
I hate unemployed boys, pieces of lazy shit!

Discomann – March 31, 2017
Is directly a bargain to get std from this hole.Lucky, haha

Dicksize L, Cut
Position Top only
Kissing Consent
Fucking Top only
Oral Top
Dirty No
Fisting No entry
S&M No entry
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 150 Dollars
Rate night ask

 

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SeekingGhosts, 20
Brighton

Men wearing cheap ghost costumes turn me on in a way I never imagined possible. Is being sexually obsessed with men wearing a ghost costume (bedsheets with two cut-out eyeholes) and needing money too enough to qualify me for this site? The sex I like is kind of normal, that’s why I’m asking.

Dicksize XL, Uncut
Position No entry
Kissing Consent
Fucking Versatile
Oral Versatile
Dirty No
Fisting No
S&M No
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 50 Pounds
Rate night 500 Pounds

 

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pay-for-me, 18
Lansing

I am interested in fetish haha.
I have many, many dildos and toys.
I want only $300 to be tied up and I want those toys used on me for the entire day.
Take breaks if you want, go eat, sleep, watch tv, just leave me tied up and with something in my ass. I will wait.

Only thing is if you want to hire me, start by having a car because I can not drive and there is no bus or train near my home.

Only other thing is I only like men older than me who have chest hair and facial hair.

Only other big thing is I have HIV and it’s detectable so my ass looks good but it’s creepy.

Dicksize L, Uncut
Position Bottom only
Kissing Yes
Fucking No entry
Oral Versatile
Dirty No
Fisting No entry
S&M Soft SM only
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour ask
Rate night 300 Dollars

 

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affective, 20
London

Do you some sex today with somebody… If yes i’m the right person because i do all type of things… And at the end of sex i dip my cock in you ass like pen in inkwell and autograph my underwear that i give to you

Guestbook of affective

Anonymous – Oct 17, 2016
Dear Escort,
You where for me the star that guide the tree wise men to Bethlehem the manger of Jesus but in London

Danskfyr – Nov 21st, 2016
Hey Escort.
You are the cutest and who ever lives, and the best part is that your pictures are new and look like you on a bullet.

Anonymous – Nov 8, 2016
I met him. We passed a pleasant hour together. After he autograph his underwear using my ass, and then I left.

s–boy – Aug 24, 2016
His laugh is perfect and he has fun doing it.

Dicksize XL, Cut
Position Versatile
Kissing Yes
Fucking Versatile
Oral Versatile
Dirty Yes
Fisting Active
S&M Yes
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 30 Euros
Rate night 50 Euros

 

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Gmarcus, 19
Beograd

I believe that experiences are what make a life not possessions. You can know that when you pay me I’m not frivolous. Your money goes only to improving my appearance or buying sexy clothes or more sex toys to make more men like you want me.

I used to dress up as fake skateboarder as an adolescent and a core of me still feels like a fake skateboarder. Anyone who likes that type should contact me. I’m no longer a fake though, I can skate now.

I love being contacted but I worry too much that my initial mail will destroy your first impression of me so often I just click “save for later” in the hope that I can come up with the perfect sexy opening conversation. Its obnoxious.

Dicksize XL, Cut
Position Versatile
Kissing No
Fucking Versatile
Oral Versatile
Dirty No
Fisting Active
S&M No
Client age Users between 20 and 40
Rate hour ask
Rate night ask

 

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Damirclassy, 19
Doha

World wide can be arranged, warm climate required
If you’re above 30 years old and not athletic or near it don’t bother
Oh, and sorry, NO sex

Guestbook of Damirclassy

MASSAGE__SEX – Feb 27, 2017
wow your beauty!!! my god! my eyes! MY EYES!!!!
Let me know if you’re ever in need of an intensive anal tongue massage
prayers,
Maurice

dater – Feb 14, 2017
I met Alex today and can only say that I can not say something. I’m speechless.

theo75002 – Feb 4th, 2017
You are so Beautiful i would die if i see you. Hope i Will die that way one Day

bruno_salles21 – Jan 18, 2017
He woth a milion dollars, 700 hour is very slow!! 10,000 hour is better for him!

smartandfun – Jan 8, 2017
700 hours an HOUR?!?!?! and NO SEX?!?!?!?!

Dicksize L, Uncut
Position More bottom
Kissing Yes
Fucking More bottom
Oral Versatile
Dirty No entry
Fisting No entry
S&M Soft SM only
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 700 Dollars
Rate night ask

 

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p.s. Hey. This will be DC’s last public post until Monday, May 1st. Between now and then, I will be completely involved in the shooting of Zac Farley’s and my film PERMANENT GREEN LIGHT. As soon as the filming is over, a new post will appear and things will return to completely normal around here. Thank you for your patience. xo, Dennis

Licensed, built, sold, hated, flopped, buried, mythologized, unearthed, hacked, fixed. *

* (Restored)

 

‘Atari’s tendency to port arcade games for its home console had led to some of its most commercially successful games, including the port of its own coin-op Asteroids, and the licensed versions of Taito’s Space Invaders and Namco’s Pac-Man. But Atari faced great difficulty as a result of its video game adaptation of the film E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial. The game, also titled E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial, was a result of a deal between Warner Communications and the film’s director Steven Spielberg. The objective of the game was to guide the eponymous character through various screens to collect three pieces of an interplanetary telephone that will allow him to contact his home planet.

 

 

‘The concept of a video game based on a film, instead of porting an arcade coin-op or building on an established franchise, was unheard of at the time. It was later reported that Warner had paid $20–25 million for the rights, which was at the time quite a high figure for video game licensing. The problem was, rights were acquired in August 1982, leaving designer Howard Scott Warshaw with only five weeks to get E.T. ready for the holiday season.

 


Top Ten “Atari 2600” Commercials

 

‘Atari manufactured 5 million cartridges for the game; however, upon its release in December 1982, only 1.5 million copies were sold, leaving Atari still holding onto far more than half of the game cartridges. The game was critically panned, and is now seen as one of the worst ever made. Tina Amini, deputy editor at gaming website Kotaku, says the game tanked because “it was practically broken.” A recurring flaw, she said, was that the character of the game, the beloved extraterrestrial, would fall into traps that were almost impossible to escape and would appear constantly and unpredictably.

 


E.T.: The Extra-Terrestrial (Atari 2600) Walkthrough and Easter Eggs

 

‘Kevin Bowen of GameSpy’s Classic Gaming called the gameplay “convoluted and insane”, also criticizing its story for departing from the serious tone of the film. Author Steven Kent described the game as “infamous” within the industry, citing “primitive” graphics, “dull” gameplay, and a “disappointing story”. Emru Townsend of PC World discussed the game with a group, and found a universal dislike for the pits that E.T. falls into, describing it as “monotonous”. Reiley ranked it number one in a list of the 20 worst games of all time in Electronic Gaming Monthly. Michael Dolan, deputy editor of FHM magazine, has also listed the game as his pick for the worst video game of all time.

 

 

‘The game is considered to be one of the causes of the video game industry crisis of 1983. By the end of 1982, Atari had begun to lose dominance as more competitors entered the market. Poor critical reception and lack of a profitable marketing strategy made this game one of many cited decisions that led Atari to report a $536 million loss in 1983 and led to the company being divided and sold in 1984. GameSpy’s Classic Gaming called E.T. Atari’s biggest mistake, as well as the second largest financial failure in the history of the industry. The game’s poor quality was responsible for ending the product life of the Atari 2600.

 


The E.T. pit problem

 

‘In September 1983, the Alamogordo Daily News of Alamogordo, New Mexico reported in a series of articles, that between 10 and 20 semi-trailer truckloads of Atari boxes, cartridges, and systems from an Atari storehouse in El Paso, Texas were crushed and buried at the landfill within the city. It was Atari’s first dealings with the landfill, which was chosen because no scavenging was allowed and its garbage was crushed and buried nightly. Starting on September 29, 1983, a layer of concrete was poured on top of the crushed materials, a rare occurrence in waste disposal. An anonymous workman’s stated reason for the concrete was: “There are dead animals down there. We wouldn’t want any children to get hurt digging in the dump.”

 

 

‘The cartridge dump was a monstrous fiasco for Atari, at least from the perspective of a small desert town. The company, he says, brought truckloads from El Paso, where at the time scavenging was allowed in the city’s landfills. “Here, they didn’t allow scavenging. It was a small landfill, it had a guard.” The guard, however, was either away or unable to stop scores of teenagers from rummaging through the Atari waste and showing up in town trying to sell the discarded products and equipment from the backs of pickup trucks, Lewandowski, said. Eventually, the city began to protest the large amount of dumping Atari was doing. The local manager ordered the dumping to be ended shortly afterwards.

 


The ET Burial Theory

 

‘All of these factors have led to wide speculation that most of the 3.5 million unsold copies of E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial ultimately wound up in this landfill, crushed and encased in concrete. The conflicting information surrounding the burial has led to the claim of it being an “E.T. Dump” being referred to as an urban legend, which in turn has led to a degree of skepticism and doubt over the veracity of the dumping story itself, and the relevance of conflating the event with the later industry downturn.

 

 

‘As recently as October 2004, Howard Scott Warshaw, the programmer responsible for the E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial game expressed doubts that the destruction of millions of copies of the game ever took place. Writing for the Pacific Historical Review, John Wills has also described the burial as an urban legend, calling it “widely acknowledged but rarely substantiated”. Wills believed that the location’s place in the public psyche—its proximity to the sites of both the Trinity nuclear test and Roswell UFO incident—has aided the popularity of the story.

 

 

‘The search for the trove of discarded cartridges has taken on a sort of mythical importance for some gaming fans, who see the mystery of what became of millions of consoles as an explained event in digital culture. It’s part of a broader field some call “archaeogaming” that, as you might guess, combines elements of archaeology with the study of video games. And then there’s the simple nostalgia for the 1980s in general. A comment by gamer Kascha Klaussen sums up those sentiments nicely: “I wish that the second they pulled the first shovel full of dirt out of the ground over this pit, the entire Earth would be pulled inside out centered entirely on this spot and when it came right side up again? It would be 1982 again and I could be in the arcade with my girlfriends trying to impress boys and waiting to go see Tron with them while Love Plus One plays over the loudspeakers.”

 


Project moving forward

 

‘On May 28, 2013, the Alamogordo City Commission granted Fuel Industries, a Canadian entertainment company, six months of access to the landfill to film a documentary about the burial and to excavate the dump site. Xbox Entertainment Studios plans to air this documentary series as an exclusive to the Xbox One and Xbox 360 in 2014. Though the excavation was momentarily stalled due to a complaint by the New Mexico Environmental Protection Division Solid Waste Bureau citing potential hazards, the issues were resolved in April 2014 to allow the excavation to proceed. Excavation started on April 26, 2014 as an open event to the public. E. T. the Extra-Terrestrial designer Howard Scott Warshaw and director Zak Penn attended the event as part of a documentary about the burial.

 

 

‘About 200 of residents and game enthusiasts gathered to watch backhoes and bulldozers dig through the concrete-covered landfill. But strong winds that kicked up massive clouds of dust mingled with garbage led some to leave the Alamogordo site. Among the watchers was Armando Ortega, a city official who back in 1983 got a tip from a landfill employee about the massive dump of games. “It was pitch dark here that night, but we came with our flashlights and found dozens of games,” he said. They braved the darkness, coyotes and snakes of the desert landfill and had to sneak past the security guard. But it paid off. He says that so far they’ve found hundreds of crushed cartridges, a dozen of which they took home and were still playable in their game consoles.

 









 

‘Assuming the initial trove of hundreds of unearthed E.T. games is just the tip of the iceberg and millions of the games turn up, one of the gaming world’s greatest mysteries and legends will be solved, but what to do with the game itself, which remains a shitty disaster to play? Neocomputer.org is here to help. They have created a fix for the game that requires only a basic understanding of hex editor’s basic functions. Some of the many fixes include making the game less incredibly hard to play, removing the problem that causes E.T. to fall into the dreaded pits every time any part go his body visually overlaps them, changing E.T.’s inexplicable yellow color into his natural green. To turn E.T. into a playable and possibly even fun game, you need only open your NTSC E.T. ROM in a hex editor and make the following changes.’ — collaged

 


– E.T. is Not Green
——————————————-
17FA: FE FC F8 F8 F8
1DE8: 04

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– Difficulty Fix (Walk, Run, Hover)
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0707: A4 F8
071B: A4 F8
0685: A4 F8
0FEF: AD 82 02 29 08 4C 4E BB
0B4D: 60 4A 4A 4A 49 01 85 F8
04F0: A5 81 29 1E

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– Falling Fix
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002A: 4C F6 BB
0BF6: A5 9C 69 07 85 F6 4C AB BC
1013: 05 D9 65 E3 65 F6 85 8B 4C 4B F0
101E: 08 E4 8B D0 06 24 13 70 02 85 2C E4 9E 08 E8
102D: A4 86 8A
1034: 85 02 84 1C
1060: A5 87 85 1B A5 88 85 06 8A A8 B1 BA 85 0E B1 BC
1070: 85 0F E4 9F 4C 1E F0
18F3: 2E F0
0B40: A9 EF
07ED: E9 04
0BA5: 22

——————————————–
– BUG FIXES
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– Don’t Fall Leaving Forest on Right
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0D54: 4A
0D6C: 01
——————————————-
– Ship Shouldn’t Crush Elliott
——————————————-
07BD: 4C D9 BA

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– FIX SCORING TO MATCH MANUAL
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058E: 85 F4 A5 DD 85 F5 65 F4 85 DD 69 10 EA EA
1382: 4C 9D F3
1395: A9 99 85 D3 85 D4 D0 09 A5 F8 D0 02 AA A8
13BD: A9 01 05 DE 85 DE A2 07 A0 70 20 41 F3 EA
1341: A5 D2 C9 0A F0 08 E9 10 85 D2 A2 04 A0 90 A5 DD
1351: F8 4C E9 F7
17E9: C9 1F 90 0A 8A 09 10 AA A5 D3 E9 07 85 D3 D8 60
13FD: A9 99 85 D3 85 D4 A9 00 85 F4 85 E3
147A: A9 00 85 DD 85 D9 85 94 A5 29 C5 DC B0 02 A5 DC
148A: 4C A5 F4

Note: If you don’t include the difficulty fix, make
the following change to the scoring fix:
139D: EA EA EA EA EA EA

——————————————-
– Easter Egg – Ninja E.T.
——————————————-
148A: A5 F4 C5 F5 D0 0C C9 03 D0 08 A9 AA 85 D2 85 D3
149A: 85 D4 4C A5 F4 EA EA EA

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– Add Extra Game Option – Scientist Only
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0471: E0 05
02ED: 29 01 F0 09

 












 

 

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