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Best Deaths Day *

* (restored)

 

‘You have the cool story idea, we have the equipment and the know-how. Our team reviews your request taking into consideration the length of the video, the cost of actors, crew and other production costs. Then, we will send you an estimated cost for the video. Once the script and costs are agreed to you make payment. Then we shoot it. The next day we send you pictures from the set. Then we edit the film in 30 days or less. Then we send your custom film to you via download or DVD or both (your choice). These custom videos start at $500.00 USD. All of the unedited footage may be available at an additional cost. Have fun and let’s get started…’ — Best Deaths

 

 

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Testimonials

Have you ever wanted to direct a film or found yourself editing the scenes in some of your favorite movies? That’s me. There never has been the “perfect” film and those big-budget ones are no exception. The next best thing? That turned out to be easier than I thought get Best Deaths to make one for you. The nice thing with Best Deaths was that I was able to write the script and be involved all the way through. If any of you fantasize like I do, you’ll appreciate how much it adds to have an actor say exactly what you want to hear him say or be able to tell the filming crew what kind of angles and closeups you want. It makes all the difference in the world. Even things like clothing. I happen to like leather and I was able to send Best Deaths numerous things that I wanted to see the actors wearing or use. That worked out beautifully and everything got returned to me. They proved to be 100% honest and dependable and I was able to be involved in the whole production process. I got everything I had hoped for and then some. I’ll definitely be back for more.

I ordered one custom video of Chris. It was the best throat slash video online anywhere. I was thoroughly satisfied and very happy to have spent the money. This website really knows what they are doing. Thanks Best Deaths.

I don’t know what to say, that was perfect, just totally perfect. Luke was the perfect victim, I can think of other ways I’d like to kill him, I’ll be watching this one over and over. His killer did a fantastic job, I think I’d like to see more of him too, has he been in anything yet? He doesn’t look familiar.

Kyle was absolutely incredible with the fear in his look and voice, the struggling, and the facial grimace. The strangle scene was great as well and was exactly what I was looking for in that scene.

What can I say? The video is incredible. You guys did an amazing job! Chris is in fantastic shape and you guys captured him beautifully. He’s never looked better, if you ask me. I loved the way his strength slowly fades and he stumbles as he tries to get away. His performance really makes the story. You guys also got some incredible camera angles. You really captured the struggle well and knew exactly what I wanted to see.

What you do is medicine to the minds of those of us who are sometimes even just a little unsure that in a more public arena, the privations of a “perversion” would appear so acceptable. That is no small thing! Thank you!

Wow, that was real good. Like the twist in the beginning where the kid sees his execution. Pretty good acting too. Like the tube and the yellow extraction.

Would like to extend my appreciation to Greg for his realistic scream and reaction when he was stabbed. Really love it. Of course, not forgetting Hunter as the psychotic killer. He is so perfect for the role. Would love to cast Greg in another video to watch his navel being tortured again.

Well done. Didn’t expect them all to end up dead…but that was a nice touch. Especially seeing the guy in the white wife beater getting stabbed. I didn’t realize how big his arms were.

The acting was perfect. Both actors did a great job in selling the scenario, and I think the actor who plays Greg is witty, athletic and convincing: he lived up to my expectations. When he was lifted into the torture rack he looked fantastic!

 

 

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Examples

THE DOCTOR EXECUTES ANDY THEN ACTS AS HIS MORTICIAN

 

MARK IS CAPTURED AND DRUGGED TO DEATH BY DR. Z

 

MITCH SUFFERS, CPR, STRANGLE, INJECTION AND STABBING TORTURE DEATH

 

TWO TEENS ATTACK THEIR FRIEND JAMIE, PUNCH HIM, HIT HIM WITH AN AXE, HANG HIM, STRANGLE HIM TO DEATH AND BURY HIS DEAD BODY IN THE YARD

 

DR Z HYPNOTIZES A STUD TO DROWN AND STRANGLE A BLOND HIGH SCHOOL GUY AT THE POOL

 

HYPNOTIZED DREW KILLS DR Z AND THEN HIMSELF

 

DR Z TAKES A VACATION AND STRANGLES DONNIE

 

NEW SKATER TEEN MEETS DR Z ENDS UP DEAD IN MORGUE AND TOE TAGGED

 

SOLDIER IS STRUNG UP, CHLOROFORMED, ELECTROCUTED AND STABBED

 

COACH SHOOTS A JOCK IN THE BATHROOM

 

BAD ASS WRESTLER KT WRESTLES YOUNG SMALLER HUNTER AND KILLS HIM WITH A SNAP OF HIS NECK

 

REVENGE ON THE TRAIL YOUNG COWBOY IS SHOT AND STRANGLED BY POWERFUL OUTLAW

 

REVENGE, SHOOTING AND ASPHYXIATION BY TRAINED ASSASSINS

 

GREG KILLS DREW THE SKATER KID THEN KEEPS HIS CORPSE AS A LIVING DOLL

 

KEVEN DRESSES HUNTER’S NAKED CORPSE IN THE MORGUE THEN ABUSES IT IN HIS CASKET

 

KILLER LANCE CHLOROFORMS, STRIPS, DROWNS AND ELECTROCUTES JOSH

 

MARK PISTOL WHIPS JOSH THEN HANGS HIM DEAD

 

ALL CHOKED UP PART THREE

 

DREW’S NIGHTMARE TIED TO THE BED AND STRANGLED TO DEATH BY MR JENKINS

 

EDDIE MEET POGO NOW DIE

 

HUNTER CHLOROFORMED, TIED DOWN, AND STRANGLED TO DEATH BY MR. JENKINS WHO RAPES HIS DEAD BODY

 

MITCH DRUGS MARK INTO CARDIAC ARREST THEN PERFROMS CPR AND OTHER MEDICAL TORTURE ON HIS CORPSE

 

PAUL POISONS STRAIGHT TOM, TIES HIM TO A BED, SUFFOCATES HIM WITH A PLASTIC BAG, STRANGLES HIM TO DEATH WITH A ROPE AND RAPES HIS DEAD BODY

 

 

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p.s. Hey. I’m away at the Rotterdam International Film Festival. The p.s. will return on Thursday. For now, here’s a strange old post from my murdered blog that I weirdly decided to restore.

7 Comments

  1. hi D – very best of luck in Rotterdam! I’ll see you Thursday morning, which is my birthday – and then I’m off for a nice day out-of-town – hopefully will not snow. I read this story yesterday by Roberto Bolaño – and thought of you. It’s the title story from his collection, Return. Told from the POV of a ghost! Funny and very touching. Thought you’d like to check it out. When you see this, I’ll be your age, but as the poet Marchbancks says at the end of Shaw’s Candida, “In a hundred years, we’ll all be the same age.”

  2. David Ehrenstein

    January 29, 2018 at 3:26 pm

    Phenomenally creepy.
    Clearly a big influence in “Like Cattle Towards Glow”

  3. Wow, this stuff is wildly fetishistic! I am going to check out the website itself out. It also seems to click with the kind of fantasies your characters often have.

    How’d the premiere go? I hope everything went extremely well and you had a large and enthusiastic audience.

  4. Wow. I hope I don’t sound horrible saying this, but I find this stuff absolutely hilarious. The extremity of fetishization can be so wild and bizarre at times, which is something I’ve always been obsessed with. I made friends with a writer a year or so ago who helped me with my algebra homework and he has this sort of death fetish that’s pretty interesting. He writes all of these stories about boys getting executed and apparently has a large fanbase behind it. I’m sure it’s just fantasy, but I’m not sure I ever want to meet him in person… I’ve seen those pics of the dude getting buried before and I never knew it came from Best Deaths.
    Haven’t posted in a while, sorry ’bout that. Always busy as hell. Happy to hear about the film btw. I’m sure I’ll lose my mind in excitement the day that I get a chance to see it. 🙂 Take care. 🙂

  5. Hope you and Zac are enjoying Rotterdam, Dennis!

    Haha, I suppose I shouldn’t be surprised that a site like this would have fans. Hmm, let me poke around more…

    Bill

  6. Dennis, thought I’d let you know about an online exhibition I think you’d find interesting, EVERY BODY IS WATCHING – (re)claiming the queer archive curated by Håkon Traaseth Lillegraven, great exploration of queer youth/masculinity – http://offsiteproject.org/ZIP

  7. this is everything. scared to ask the psychic lady how i would die. carwreck seems the only real pisser. i guess fight to the death and lose is pretty bad. the sphincter seems a dead thing anyway doesnt it? hope things are good in Rotterdam

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